Anthony Jeselnik SAVAGE Moments

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  • Anthony Jeselnik's most savage moments. Hilarious!
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  • @Nerflover10097
    @Nerflover10097 4 года назад +69

    I love how the news team didn't get offended and the whole room laughed.

    • @rosannaburt3048
      @rosannaburt3048 Год назад

      Made me laugh caught them off guard lol Lisa like ohhh lol Is hilarious

    • @sugoneseballs365
      @sugoneseballs365 Год назад

      thats because they're news reporters and interviewers, they have no shame. If dude had half a brain he would've shut up and not trying to force Anthony to explain what happened. A fucking embarrassment.

    • @douglashenrique695
      @douglashenrique695 Год назад

      But on twitter..
      Joking, I dunno

  • @WolfataDoor
    @WolfataDoor 5 лет назад +414

    He has the best shit eating grin I’ve ever seen.

    • @EpicFelinski
      @EpicFelinski 4 года назад +5

      True beavis and butthead aura

    • @terryjames9978
      @terryjames9978 Год назад

      No doubt

    • @pablodmdp
      @pablodmdp Год назад +1

      He looks like Kieffer Sutherland when he plays a child abductor

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle 5 лет назад +506

    I'm pretty sure Anthony doesn't even want to be edgy sometimes. He is just naturally a beast and can't turn it off the savegtry

    • @danielprovost
      @danielprovost 5 лет назад +17

      You should savegtry reading a book

    • @awsomeman93
      @awsomeman93 4 года назад +6

      He dated Amy Schumer, obviously he can't be too bright

    • @myelinviolin2539
      @myelinviolin2539 4 года назад +4

      Well, it's an act. He's opened up about it a bit, but it's definitely his natural sense of humor

    • @lifemusic1980
      @lifemusic1980 4 года назад +2

      @@myelinviolin2539 was just going to say this. He's a sweetheart in real life.

    • @huskiehuskerson5300
      @huskiehuskerson5300 2 года назад

      Yes he's such a beast and so savage, is he the one that stands on border amidst the enemies protecting his country, oh no wait those are actual beasts aka Soldiers risking their lives for their country, don't dick ride celebrities you dumbass

  • @basti_marr
    @basti_marr 5 лет назад +161

    When camera crew laughs it's because shit was funny af lmao

  • @Danath121
    @Danath121 6 лет назад +390

    Anthony Jeselnik’s ‘savage moments’ should just be live footage of his everyday life.

    • @CipherSerpico
      @CipherSerpico 5 лет назад +7

      Danath121 I’ve heard he’s actually an insanely nice guy in person.

    • @lifemusic1980
      @lifemusic1980 4 года назад +2

      It's an act

  • @hickmanlax70
    @hickmanlax70 6 лет назад +598

    CEO of a pumpkin patch... So good.

    • @TheLaceylou92
      @TheLaceylou92 6 лет назад +2

      Jackson Portell So accurate! Haha

    • @gz9975
      @gz9975 5 лет назад

      Nah that's Donald Trump

    • @Brentrades
      @Brentrades 5 лет назад

      Jackson Portell literally

    • @MrAdmirali
      @MrAdmirali 5 лет назад +2

      I don't get that joke. Do I have to be american, and know what pumpkin patch is, to understand it? If so, could someone explain?

    • @elliottjames671
      @elliottjames671 5 лет назад

      Meh

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 4 года назад +12

    2:08 "You're dressed like the CEO of a pumpkin patch" XD XD Jeselnik is amazing

  • @madamekipperoni7598
    @madamekipperoni7598 6 лет назад +35

    I think it’s so adorably funny how slow he moves his head and facial expressions idk why 😂 he’s my all time fave comedian

  • @herbtenderson7335
    @herbtenderson7335 5 лет назад +117

    CEO OF A PUMPKIN PATCH!?
    Im done 😂😂😂

    • @BlkMagik
      @BlkMagik 4 года назад +3

      Your display pic made this even funnier

  • @erniereyes1994
    @erniereyes1994 5 лет назад +62

    Anthony Jeselnik and Greg Giraldo roasting each other would have been fascinating.

    • @ridleymcnamara2273
      @ridleymcnamara2273 4 года назад +4

      Ah man we missed out on that one...

    • @afisemenaborevlaka48
      @afisemenaborevlaka48 4 года назад +4

      They would never have done it. It would of been mutual destruction, something like a nuclear war between USA and Russia.

  • @ItsJam3z
    @ItsJam3z 5 лет назад +142

    CEO of a pumpkin patch omg I’m dead

  • @ADIDASects
    @ADIDASects 4 года назад +43

    Can't believe that Fox News team didn't see what was coming when all of sudden Anthony was like "yeah, go ahead and play it again and I'll overdub." Chuckleheads.

  • @aaronam0115
    @aaronam0115 5 лет назад +106

    Him and Jimmy Carr on the same roast would be comedy gold

  • @timboob92
    @timboob92 5 лет назад +49

    Ceo of a pumpkin patch, OMG it's so random I'm crying😂

    • @age_of_reason
      @age_of_reason 5 лет назад +4

      Nothing random about it. It's calculated.

  • @joshsullivan5840
    @joshsullivan5840 5 лет назад +11

    Honestly might be my favorite comedian ever

  • @kedabro1957
    @kedabro1957 6 лет назад +219

    If Anthony Jeselnik and Patrice Oneil had an insult battle at CERN, God would flee this universe for his own safety.

    • @JonathanYarnall
      @JonathanYarnall 6 лет назад +3

      They had a short back and forth at one of the Comedy Central roasts. Jeselnik smoked him.

    • @mikeg6606
      @mikeg6606 6 лет назад +6

      Could O'Neil be more overrated? Was he a minority hire on the comedy circuit? A Jeselnik v Frankie Boyle insult battle on the other hand...

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 6 лет назад

      Mike G ... OH MY GOD
      ... Boyle would be epic.

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 6 лет назад +17

      Mike G ... Patrice's comedy might not have been top notch, but other comedians have said they all feared getting into insult battles with him. What I've seen on Tough Crowd backs that up.

    • @-Trauma.
      @-Trauma. 6 лет назад +8

      fake fake Yeah, when you make Bill Burr nervous on stage, just because he saw you come in and sit down and just look at him, then yeah lol that should also solidify his status.

  • @bickleyjonas6145
    @bickleyjonas6145 Год назад +4

    0:59 you can see him deviously formulating in his head on the spot what he was about to do 😅

  • @GrantKanigan
    @GrantKanigan 6 месяцев назад +1

    The morning news segment was unreal 😂

  • @bigdaddyshark880
    @bigdaddyshark880 4 года назад +3

    I’m bored, thanksgiving is over, I just googled this man and I could watch him all day, so funny

  • @leoncolliersellstampa
    @leoncolliersellstampa 5 лет назад +48

    Shark Party.

  • @quinceyb921
    @quinceyb921 6 лет назад +984

    This dude is not a comedian he is a butcher

    • @quinceyb921
      @quinceyb921 6 лет назад +2

      EdwardSnowdon wtf

    • @dannyjr7997
      @dannyjr7997 6 лет назад +1

      And meat is pretty good bro.

    • @quinceyb921
      @quinceyb921 6 лет назад +2

      Daniel he chops people's feelings all up

    • @kmanc8571
      @kmanc8571 6 лет назад +1

      those constantly dancing shark girls made me thirsty for some reason

    • @elliottjames671
      @elliottjames671 5 лет назад

      He means he sucks ass

  • @Revelian1982
    @Revelian1982 5 лет назад +30

    01:32 - The Fox 5 interviewer looks like Jimmy Fallon in disguise.

  • @startervisions
    @startervisions 6 лет назад +2

    Yo this video got funnier and funnier, so thanks for the edit!

  • @yourenotrelatable
    @yourenotrelatable 6 лет назад +21

    I can’t wait to see this dude perform his art in Austin. Damn.

  • @frombeyond5
    @frombeyond5 5 лет назад +2

    That fox joke was so fucking hilarious

  • @feYslYa
    @feYslYa 6 лет назад +27

    watch his specials, comedic gold

  • @robertjensen1048
    @robertjensen1048 5 лет назад +6

    When he's getting interviewed, he's savage to people in a very similar way to Don Rickles. Nobody is safe from his insults.

  • @wking8
    @wking8 6 лет назад +27

    He's the best

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 4 года назад

    That news segment is golden !

  • @MasterShadowEroticHypnosis
    @MasterShadowEroticHypnosis 6 лет назад +6

    His every statement is savage

  • @Miasaint10
    @Miasaint10 5 лет назад +6

    I'd love to watch him roast John Mulaney..
    "That's the thing I'm sensitive about!"

  • @heathermcduffee7058
    @heathermcduffee7058 5 лет назад +3

    I love how quick he is with it. True master.

  • @nesavananavadiar3260
    @nesavananavadiar3260 3 года назад +3

    2:12 he sounds just like Joaquin Phoenix The Joker

  • @coachtmayo
    @coachtmayo 6 лет назад +16

    This is gold.

  • @timothybarr8241
    @timothybarr8241 5 лет назад +4

    this man is a legend.

  • @matthewmikell9468
    @matthewmikell9468 2 года назад

    0:57 when you make a joke but your parents turn it into a lecture

  • @FullofProgressive
    @FullofProgressive 6 лет назад +1

    My favorite comic

  • @justinleereacts2927
    @justinleereacts2927 5 лет назад +3

    Best in the game. Top 10 GOAT.

  • @gavingameplayer
    @gavingameplayer 3 года назад

    That stare when he says yeah go ahead u know it's about to go down

  • @cc-tz6kq
    @cc-tz6kq 6 лет назад +48

    He reminds me a bit of Don Rickles. He's much darker, but his quips are great. Not as great as the Don but still great.

    • @jamesdemetro9123
      @jamesdemetro9123 5 лет назад

      A little like tosh.o

    • @drk321
      @drk321 4 года назад

      Don Rickles was just mean and ornery. There was no art in his set and just poisonous delivery. This guy outclasses Don easily. Here would be my test: Don most likely acts the same way offstage and Anthony can get in and out of character at will. That is the biggest difference. There is a big difference between mean and funny.

    • @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164
      @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164 4 года назад

      @@drk321 No, no and no. Don Rickles was one of the kindest guys you'd ever want to meet. A big heart and generous to a fault.

    • @drk321
      @drk321 4 года назад

      @@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164 I respectfully disagree.

    • @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164
      @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164 4 года назад

      @@drk321 You can disagree with the truth all you want, doesn't matter to me. It's fine, you can be an ignorant, delusional, lying sack of shit till the cows come home. Have a nice day.

  • @Neurotripsicks
    @Neurotripsicks 6 лет назад

    The Rosanne roast always brings me to tears. Fucking hilarious

  • @mitchellwilley7208
    @mitchellwilley7208 6 лет назад +5

    this guys so funny, so brutal but so funny

  • @Black11u1aby3
    @Black11u1aby3 5 лет назад

    That shit about fox with the overdub is honestly the most impressively petty thing I have seen a person in a long time fucking epic.

  • @tripsmith8591
    @tripsmith8591 5 лет назад +5

    I literally learned of this guy like 2 minutes ago lol. I officially love him now xD.

  • @kidray7611
    @kidray7611 4 года назад

    The play joke had me in tears.

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 4 года назад +2

    This would imply that not ALL AJ moments are savage ... NOT BUYING IT ! He is savage ordering breakfast !

  • @EddieShotCaller21
    @EddieShotCaller21 5 лет назад

    Savage AF 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @TheNervousnation
    @TheNervousnation 5 лет назад +1

    I think Rosanne legit loved it

  • @DonovanWert
    @DonovanWert 4 года назад +1

    Jeselnik is a God!!

  • @amirhollow
    @amirhollow 3 года назад +1

    He destroys anyone who tries to be funnier than him😂

  • @JimmyStruthers1000
    @JimmyStruthers1000 6 лет назад +1

    Jesus that Fox News segment was gold. God he fucking obliterated them

  • @dronegolf
    @dronegolf 5 лет назад

    WOOOWWWWWWWWW..... He's the current legend

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 4 года назад +2

    The CEO of a pumpkin patch 😆

  • @peterpiper47
    @peterpiper47 4 года назад +5

    This dude dated Amy Schumer!? Ahahahahahahahahah!!!!😂😂😂 How could he possibly make fun of anyone with a strait face!?

    • @mikehunt9434
      @mikehunt9434 4 года назад +1

      Peter Piper Schumer used to be better looking

    • @kephartacus5454
      @kephartacus5454 4 года назад +1

      @@mikehunt9434 she also used to be kinda funny.

  • @willprae2992
    @willprae2992 Год назад

    That was the fastest 4 minutes of my life

  • @mztweety1374
    @mztweety1374 4 года назад

    He should host everything absolutely everything ..Oscars..Soul Train Awards ..everything

  • @alecrichardson6086
    @alecrichardson6086 5 лет назад

    funniest shit ever on the news channel

  • @willman85
    @willman85 6 лет назад +10

    I was unaware of the Cheesecake Factory company when I first heard his bit on the Roseanne roast. Joke still works.

    • @thebuckstopshere79
      @thebuckstopshere79 6 лет назад

      pretty sure the name gives away everything you need for context

    • @willman85
      @willman85 6 лет назад +1

      thebuckstopshere I'd thought he meant a literal cheesecake factory. I didn't assume it was a company with the name of the product in its title like Dunkin' Donuts. My point is that this made the joke divorced more from reality and created a silly image.

    • @SylarTheBest
      @SylarTheBest 6 лет назад

      I didn't know either! I was like "yeah, it's funny, but seems a bit too silly for Jeselnik..".
      It makes much more sense now, thanks

  • @chipbarkhouse6590
    @chipbarkhouse6590 5 лет назад +2

    Currently the best in the biz. - Chip Barkhouse The Drummist

  • @ste4504
    @ste4504 4 года назад

    Dude got skills

  • @solenya4983
    @solenya4983 5 лет назад +3

    I want to be this man

  • @bieberninja1
    @bieberninja1 5 лет назад +1

    how is this video not 4 hours long?

  • @adammanning1805
    @adammanning1805 4 года назад

    CEO of a pumpkin patch.
    That got me.

  • @derickspawn6706
    @derickspawn6706 5 лет назад

    O my God!!lool

  • @Strik.9
    @Strik.9 6 лет назад +7

    His quip to Patrice O'neal caught my attention. Comedians aren't funny unless they speak without fear.

  • @emilyme23455
    @emilyme23455 3 года назад

    The Fox News piece is so fucking funny

  • @nichola2666
    @nichola2666 6 лет назад +71

    Where has he been?

    • @FullofProgressive
      @FullofProgressive 6 лет назад +2

      Pepe Sylvia saw him 8 months ago! He is still killing it!

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 6 лет назад +8

      Sam R i havn't heard or seen anything from him for about 3 years.

    • @oswaldocontreras1507
      @oswaldocontreras1507 6 лет назад

      sixstringman same

    • @Bonji76
      @Bonji76 6 лет назад +14

      "Inside Amy Schumer"

    • @omyelia
      @omyelia 5 лет назад

      he said it takes him 3 yrs to write & come up with a special!

  • @danielromberg685
    @danielromberg685 5 лет назад

    That's a KILLER

  • @evanbiter5969
    @evanbiter5969 4 года назад

    The AIDS joke that kills you both ways. He's a legend for that one joke alone.

  • @chillemdafoe5938
    @chillemdafoe5938 4 года назад

    2:11 can we have pumpkin patch CEO as the next joker

  • @pablodmdp
    @pablodmdp Год назад

    “Nobody’s gonna be sad when u get cancer”

  • @douglasharley2440
    @douglasharley2440 5 лет назад

    brutal af.

  • @OurGodis_Awesome
    @OurGodis_Awesome 6 лет назад +2

    i dont know how u screwed that up.. someone had to hit play

  • @bbbryce56
    @bbbryce56 5 лет назад +4

    when did clark kent start working at fox?

    • @nimaisaren5996
      @nimaisaren5996 4 года назад

      bbbryce56 fox bought out his previous company

  • @MrBoothyboy1988
    @MrBoothyboy1988 4 года назад +1

    What is a pumpkin patch?

  • @kaibe5241
    @kaibe5241 11 месяцев назад

    The way anthony offends, it's impossible to be actually offended.

  • @quintonwinslow9354
    @quintonwinslow9354 4 года назад

    He looks like Timothy olyphants little brother

  • @noahjones3955
    @noahjones3955 5 лет назад +1

    If u don’t laugh at him just because of his faces he makes u got issues

  • @EScape_goat
    @EScape_goat 4 года назад

    Lol someone had to press play. No it was rewind and fast forward at the same time

  • @TheChildishTycoon
    @TheChildishTycoon 5 лет назад

    Does anyone know where 1:46 is exactly from?

    • @aftamath62
      @aftamath62 4 года назад

      Old show on comedy central. The burn with Jeff Ross. You know it's old cause Ross had hair.

  • @lightfoldingfinalspace4050
    @lightfoldingfinalspace4050 5 лет назад

    fox 5 is hollowwwwwwwwwww!!!

  • @catsandcarsringtailgang6188
    @catsandcarsringtailgang6188 4 года назад

    Waste o time. Thank God I shut off early !!!

  • @elvingosma3245
    @elvingosma3245 3 года назад

    saweetie

  • @edgartlahuel1829
    @edgartlahuel1829 4 года назад +1

    0:57
    Does nobody see his change of face expression ?! Possessed by the higher ups. U can see how he becomes a numb person speaking words being send by someone else

    • @nimaisaren5996
      @nimaisaren5996 4 года назад

      Edgar Tlahuel yes just saw it. What would they tell him?

  • @SVRReelMaker
    @SVRReelMaker 4 года назад

    Comedian

  • @nickleblanc1089
    @nickleblanc1089 5 лет назад +2

    Anthony jesilnik is what 34 year olds think is mean

  • @mikehancho695
    @mikehancho695 5 лет назад

    He is in front of a camera and talks like this, all is well...I talk like this in “real life” and I have meetings with HR... the fuck??

  • @NathanaelGreer
    @NathanaelGreer 6 лет назад +57

    You dated miss piggy??

    • @brock1120
      @brock1120 6 лет назад +12

      nathan greer anthony is the man but i really can't forgive him for that one. oink oink.

    • @Smoshy16
      @Smoshy16 6 лет назад +4

      To be fair, she didn't actually look too bad back when they were dating. He obviously saw the writing on the wall though!

    • @aramosmd
      @aramosmd 6 лет назад +2

      That's an insult to miss piggy

    • @harshmalarkey5916
      @harshmalarkey5916 6 лет назад +1

      Yo this is manly talk right here

    • @leoncolliersellstampa
      @leoncolliersellstampa 5 лет назад

      The hate is so real.

  • @kennhiser
    @kennhiser 5 лет назад

    Who?

  • @georgialiacopoulos2017
    @georgialiacopoulos2017 5 лет назад

    Weird seeing him smile. So cute.

  • @monke4044
    @monke4044 Год назад

    I don't understand how he keeps getting away with these lmfao
    I mean someone have to get offended at 1 point right?

  • @Numinor31
    @Numinor31 6 лет назад +6

    he shoud be in every comedy central roast. speakin of which, wtf happened to those roasts; it was an annual thing kinda, what's keeping em so long...?

    • @hollandsalomon3272
      @hollandsalomon3272 5 лет назад +2

      SJWs and other granola eating bitch made people will have their feelings meter explode and would probably do their whole boycott routine.

    • @Numinor31
      @Numinor31 5 лет назад

      what's a sjw?

    • @AkatsukiYTC
      @AkatsukiYTC 5 лет назад +3

      Numinor They literally just released the roast of bruce willis

    • @Numinor31
      @Numinor31 5 лет назад

      Amygdala i know. not long after my post i started following jeff ross on instagram :p so i was updated with an upcoming roast not long after heheh. downloaded it already 2 days ago, gonna watch it tonight!

    • @Numinor31
      @Numinor31 5 лет назад +1

      well THAT was a disappointment -_- the bruce roast is one of the most boring roasts ever. even roast master jeff was not as hilarious as usual

  • @katarinastankovic1526
    @katarinastankovic1526 5 лет назад

    Yesterday a friend compared me with him. I had no idea who he is, but now i see what she meant when she said that i am an actual definition of savage whos mouth should be sewed

  • @shuckles4101
    @shuckles4101 5 лет назад +2

    These are mild compared to his good stuff

  • @OurGodis_Awesome
    @OurGodis_Awesome 4 года назад

    i think its funny that you think you only have 1 problem on this show

  • @catwalkster
    @catwalkster 5 лет назад +8

    Why did he date Amy? She's a 3 tops , and he's an 8.

    • @HobiesGarageBBQ
      @HobiesGarageBBQ 5 лет назад +1

      Cat Walker That’s funny. I’ve heard Anthony many times but this is the first time ever seen him. I would not have predicted he would be good looking.

    • @skoto8219
      @skoto8219 5 лет назад

      The guys I know who date women who are considerably less attractive than them either 1) have low self-confidence (unlikely to be the case with Jeselnik) 2) don't wanna deal with a hotter woman's bullshit or 3) kind of get off on the disparity in attractiveness. Could be a combination of any of these.

  • @elliottjames671
    @elliottjames671 5 лет назад

    Meh

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    @MariaHernandez-gi8fu 3 года назад

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  • @ashybear1215
    @ashybear1215 5 лет назад +7

    He dated Amy? Lost respect lol

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    @adrienpinard2148 3 года назад

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