Hannibal Buress SAVAGE Moments

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  • @poetball3045
    @poetball3045 4 года назад +24731

    I feel like Hannibal is the master of sitting in chairs with armrests.

    • @aaron4ism
      @aaron4ism 4 года назад +165

      poetball the pioneer of armed chairs 💯😂

    • @mcdonaldsmcnugs3295
      @mcdonaldsmcnugs3295 4 года назад +41

      I second this

    • @OggeDCSubToMePlease
      @OggeDCSubToMePlease 4 года назад +47

      If there’s something to be proud of

    • @TummyHissell
      @TummyHissell 4 года назад +118

      This is oddly specific and makes it doubly correct. 😂

    • @chris-wv6kv
      @chris-wv6kv 4 года назад +7

      poetball the god of ÂRMRËŚTÇHÂÏR

  • @tekkaki
    @tekkaki 4 года назад +6596

    Hannibal the type of dude to call in sick to his doctors appointment

  • @G33KST4R
    @G33KST4R 4 года назад +4100

    My girlfriend keeps giving me health tips like:
    "Hannibal you're going to die."

  • @jokerwayne6358
    @jokerwayne6358 4 года назад +1965

    "If you have triplets give one away"
    -hannibal
    Very poetic

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 года назад +8

      Nobody needs 3 of the same thing. But I’m the type of guy that won’t take the top newspaper on the stack…

    • @newguy3588
      @newguy3588 2 года назад +2

      @@Tonyhouse1168 Yeah, 2 is good because then you have at least one backup.

    • @burgrz_tasty1237
      @burgrz_tasty1237 2 года назад

      The Chinese communist party endorsed this statement

  • @Callmepauly
    @Callmepauly 5 лет назад +8628

    Hannibal only wears his glasses to make his eyes look bigger.

    • @az-sy7be
      @az-sy7be 5 лет назад +29

      dame you know its true because 1K likes and no comments

    • @goodnessogunkola2448
      @goodnessogunkola2448 4 года назад +22

      It really is actually true his eyes are abnormally small😭😂

    • @realbland
      @realbland 4 года назад +9

      That's the only reason we wear glasses. The sight thing is a secund priority

    • @AlainCarAudioManiac
      @AlainCarAudioManiac 4 года назад +5

      Maybe he's just always incredibly high

    • @jamesalvarado3961
      @jamesalvarado3961 4 года назад +34

      His eyes
      °👃°
      👄

  • @thebananamelon5065
    @thebananamelon5065 5 лет назад +10977

    Hannibal spoiled his own book on live television

    • @Bikes805
      @Bikes805 5 лет назад +234

      The Banana Melon yup, his publisher is probably pissed!

    • @thazmat
      @thazmat 5 лет назад +5

      @Jarhead for real?

    • @Key.Fantasy
      @Key.Fantasy 5 лет назад +10

      @@thazmat are you for real?

    • @dankmheems290
      @dankmheems290 5 лет назад +71

      It was a part of the joke with the punchline being "Part 2 coming soon" after he annoyed everyone lol

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 5 лет назад +72

      It took me a year and 3 months to read that book. Totally worth it.

  • @shitlordflytrap1078
    @shitlordflytrap1078 4 года назад +2596

    Let's give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate.

  • @ThemisticShadow
    @ThemisticShadow 4 года назад +11478

    Why do i feel like hannibal was just a normal funny dude who didnt plan to be famous or anything like that but it jus happened?😂
    Love him😂

    • @squid1481
      @squid1481 4 года назад +343

      He's yet to become a Hollywood asshole that's why lol
      Hope he never does Hannibal seems cool as fuck

    • @seduyo
      @seduyo 4 года назад +32

      squid landlord moment

    • @c1979h
      @c1979h 4 года назад +48

      He got famous after saying what he said about Bill Cosby, he an "industry" puppet. I call him highschool prankster funny, he didn't get famous until he said what they (industry) wanted him to say about Cosby. His simple @SS has never said anything about what goes on in the industry or how African Americans are treated in the country. But you want me to believe he knew about Cosby all on his on, he did what the execs wanted him to and he got paid handsomely with movie roles only they could give him.

    • @ieshabonner7678
      @ieshabonner7678 4 года назад +17

      There’s this guy in my class who feels like this could happen to him.

    • @zazabroom
      @zazabroom 4 года назад +95

      c1979h I agree with you but cmon man, don’t ruin it. Hannibal became famous because he’s Hannibal Buress. Wack man

  • @cody6685
    @cody6685 5 лет назад +11715

    He read the whole book.

    • @ghostnoodle9721
      @ghostnoodle9721 5 лет назад +365

      Was waiting for him to escalate shit for no reason

    • @szysi3k
      @szysi3k 5 лет назад +296

      Fucking spoilers, I wanted to read it myself.

    • @JackyTMusic
      @JackyTMusic 5 лет назад +298

      lol coz he knew that show was trash. see how the lady couldnt stand him doing his thing..
      Its a conservative wank thing here in Aust so he wanted to troll their.control tendency haha

    • @coachkyle6996
      @coachkyle6996 5 лет назад +6

      @@JackyTMusic conservative??????? wow...

    • @JackyTMusic
      @JackyTMusic 5 лет назад +83

      @@coachkyle6996 Yeah, u dont agree? Conservative in its traditional sense of the word.. as in a non deviation from the ledger style of doing anything coz 'it aint broke'.. theres nothing liberal or alternative about the format.. even if some of their content leans that way to masquerade that theyre more than just a ratings grab show like all the others..
      Sorry for the ambiguous wording

  • @joltran3276
    @joltran3276 4 года назад +2542

    He made them sit through that whole book

    • @takoshihitsamaru4675
      @takoshihitsamaru4675 3 года назад +50

      The Project is full of SJW woke asshats trying to be representative of Australians.
      They're one of the worst things our country has ever produced, sadly.

    • @onyx8231
      @onyx8231 3 года назад +90

      He probably swiped it from a kids play/waiting area in the back on his way out. 🤣

    • @anonymousxaela761
      @anonymousxaela761 3 года назад +49

      @@takoshihitsamaru4675 Ngl I think you're the worst thing your country has ever produced

    • @finnthewastebin1503
      @finnthewastebin1503 3 года назад +8

      Anonymous Xaela you don't even know

    • @brandon974
      @brandon974 3 года назад +2

      savage

  • @jadelee6555
    @jadelee6555 3 года назад +1504

    This dude is genuinely funny. Like I feel like he doesn't even have to try, he's just naturally hilarious.

    • @napalminthemorning8309
      @napalminthemorning8309 3 года назад +30

      Being that kinda person is a gift for sure.

    • @Z4J3B4NT
      @Z4J3B4NT 3 года назад +2

      I just watched this because I had no idea who he was. He ain't that funny. He's random and all that, but come on... I had friends who had that wannabe "different and then surprised how that's weird" energy. That's a teenage stoner I wanna get chicks with my originality vibe. If I was 20, that'd be funny.

    • @RebornLegacy
      @RebornLegacy 3 года назад +46

      @@Z4J3B4NT
      Lol, yur such a fucking loser bro.

    • @DonIsDeluxe
      @DonIsDeluxe 3 года назад +3

      Z4J3B4NT .....wut?

    • @Z4J3B4NT
      @Z4J3B4NT 3 года назад +1

      @@RebornLegacy Thanks. Means a lot coming from you.

  • @robertearley364
    @robertearley364 3 года назад +634

    Low key he read an entire children's book on a talk show....and everyone was intrigued 😂

    • @Accion_y_Pasion
      @Accion_y_Pasion 3 года назад +28

      Except that one lady trying to ruin the joke “you do know we know how to count”

    • @Mesder13
      @Mesder13 3 года назад +22

      @@Accion_y_Pasion Nah, that made it better. If he just sat there and read the whole thing in silence it wouldn't have been funny, it was his insistence on finishing it that made it great.

    • @HelixMX
      @HelixMX 2 года назад +7

      @@Accion_y_Pasion yeah I'm from Aus and that show fuckin sucks dude

  • @supaflylob
    @supaflylob 5 лет назад +11746

    Hannibal got the smallest eyes in the game

    • @christophermichael5764
      @christophermichael5764 5 лет назад +284

      its like a Nintendo Wii character with small eyes

    • @chip404
      @chip404 5 лет назад +380

      Nobody:
      Hannibal: ( ´ ___ ` )

    • @C_mao
      @C_mao 5 лет назад +121

      He's like a King of the Hill character, (if there were any black people)

    • @whychilly5303
      @whychilly5303 5 лет назад +5

      shusquiddo this is literally me

    • @tea_3414
      @tea_3414 5 лет назад +48

      He looks like a cartoon character without glasses

  • @KillaPhi2k11
    @KillaPhi2k11 5 лет назад +3830

    That kick to flav's face had me crying

    • @GNerdful
      @GNerdful 5 лет назад +426

      The best part is that people kept asking flava on twitter if he was really kicked and he was getting really annoyed. Hannibal and Eric andre kept telling everyone they did kick flava and he got real pissed off.

    • @yeahmhm2345
      @yeahmhm2345 4 года назад +166

      @@GNerdful I can't grasp being mad that you weren't kicked in the face.

    • @deantechristian2757
      @deantechristian2757 4 года назад +27

      That was real I swear 😂

    • @jonathancartwheelfruitloop3071
      @jonathancartwheelfruitloop3071 4 года назад +9

      nerd Surfer nah sadly the kick was edited

    • @oksoiumokaytheotherdaywhen9321
      @oksoiumokaytheotherdaywhen9321 4 года назад +11

      Kick was edited, but it was still funny af no cap

  • @JeyDerp
    @JeyDerp 4 года назад +1003

    Hannibal is that kid in class who keeps to himself but says funny shit when he’s in a group

    • @aidanluke1140
      @aidanluke1140 3 года назад +1

      Stg

    • @Mdautkreix
      @Mdautkreix 3 года назад +48

      The dude getting everyone in trouble for laughing in class. Comedic assassin.

  • @nicko9365
    @nicko9365 3 года назад +4244

    Hannibels first joke about handshake germs was wayyy ahead it’s time. Aged well into 2020 🤣

    • @overgrownghost
      @overgrownghost 3 года назад +9

      LMAO I was thinking the same thing, I just kept seeing comments from a year ago

    • @lancehandy6648
      @lancehandy6648 3 года назад +23

      And he was a huge reason bill cosby got caught. How this dude keep being ahead of everthing? Lol

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 3 года назад +32

      Dude you're acting like germs were a glossed over thing like it's the fucking midevel times, the fucking dark ages

    • @toyoseries
      @toyoseries 3 года назад

      @peace or power I mean you gotta go when you gotta go.

    • @billgreenly5522
      @billgreenly5522 3 года назад +1

      peace or power weak

  • @felixclinthorne612
    @felixclinthorne612 5 лет назад +4700

    It's funny that Tinder allegedly got mad at Hannibal for calling them out for what most people use the app for, and now the ads they run are trying to promote them as exactly that. Lol

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 5 лет назад +11

      If by most people you mean most men, then yeah.

    • @felixclinthorne612
      @felixclinthorne612 5 лет назад +668

      @@lamosos No, I mean most people. If I had meant to falsely state otherwise, I would have.

    • @MiamiWill3
      @MiamiWill3 5 лет назад +419

      @@lamosos lmao shut the fuck up

    • @mikebarnes7441
      @mikebarnes7441 5 лет назад +244

      @@lamosos so theres ONLY men on tinder? Yeah right

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 5 лет назад +4

      Jfc, that wasn't even subtle. Are you really that dense that you need it broken down?

  • @truccjuice
    @truccjuice 5 лет назад +5713

    Why does Hannibal's face always look like it's still buffering? Like a low-res ps2 model

  • @Krazyk007x2
    @Krazyk007x2 4 года назад +252

    Anyone else find it funny that Hannibal took 5 Adderalls & it just brought him up to average human speed?

    • @paytonlott5183
      @paytonlott5183 3 года назад +14

      man lives in slow motion

    • @onutube6392
      @onutube6392 2 года назад +1

      Could be he took a smaller dosage and needed more to achieve the effect

  • @saltyme7711
    @saltyme7711 4 года назад +457

    When is glasses are off he always looks like that cartoon character that takes off his glasses and has beady eyes.

  • @ThaAceman_art_nature
    @ThaAceman_art_nature 5 лет назад +9280

    My dude hired an imposter to go to a movie premiere 😂💀#legendaryStatus

    • @katielest7529
      @katielest7529 4 года назад +118

      Chanch Chanch that’s why it’s legendary

    • @heliosextras2703
      @heliosextras2703 4 года назад +38

      @Chanch Chanch how is that not legendary?

    • @CinoG2G
      @CinoG2G 4 года назад +68

      He said "he looks nothing like me"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @heliosextras2703
      @heliosextras2703 4 года назад +76

      @Chanch Chanch Yeah but he basically tricked Hollywood and then made fun of them.

    • @youbetzler
      @youbetzler 4 года назад +6

      @Chanch Chanch nobody knows who legends are until they do something legendary like hire an imposter who looks nothing like you to pose as you at a hollywood premiere...

  • @datmeme8967
    @datmeme8967 5 лет назад +3391

    He looks like he got CGI de-aged.

  • @greggoat6570
    @greggoat6570 4 года назад +435

    Hannibal with the children’s book is another level of genius

  • @idk-zy9ig
    @idk-zy9ig 4 года назад +369

    no disrespect this guy legit looks like a dark souls character

    • @MorfMusic
      @MorfMusic 4 года назад +28

      idk you’ve been invaded by BeadyEyes Hannibal the Great

    • @JonnySublime
      @JonnySublime 3 года назад +2

      Sounds like one

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 3 года назад +4

      You meet him by the firelink shrine. You ask him his burden. He says “Oh I killed ‘em all but they all come back if I stand up, so imma just chill here”

  • @elosopodast
    @elosopodast 5 лет назад +3065

    This guy is hella underrated, he is hilarious.

    • @volarb9613
      @volarb9613 4 года назад +37

      How is he underrated he is literally on every big night show and platform

    • @patrickrussell6558
      @patrickrussell6558 4 года назад +4

      Not really

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 4 года назад

      he's about to give you an inane quest in TH's underground.

    • @dickenssayshi
      @dickenssayshi 4 года назад +6

      What you should have said is that he is underappreciated

    • @InbredJed82060
      @InbredJed82060 4 года назад

      So is your mom.

  • @gigglyme2001
    @gigglyme2001 5 лет назад +2471

    I loved how he kept going with the numbers book when they would interrupt him. The ocd In me is very glad he went through til the end.

    • @Enzaio
      @Enzaio 4 года назад +56

      He skipped 16. Sorry to point that out.

    • @cryojudgement2376
      @cryojudgement2376 4 года назад +15

      My OCD was enraged because I could still hear them over him.

    • @DaleGribble1
      @DaleGribble1 4 года назад +50

      He had that Adderall focus on the book

    • @OligoST
      @OligoST 3 года назад +16

      He was definitely getting payed to read that. “7 logos” “12 logos” those are endorsements because he promoted those brands live on TV

    • @jmaxpaine
      @jmaxpaine 3 года назад +4

      OligoST thats genius 😂

  • @gerardov.9716
    @gerardov.9716 4 года назад +274

    This guy's timing is flawless.

  • @timothy5092
    @timothy5092 4 года назад +404

    i feel like hannibal doesn't know that he's making people laugh sometimes lmao

  • @mambono5558
    @mambono5558 5 лет назад +2543

    "Hannibal why don't you put a napkin in your lap?"
    -"Because i believe in my self." :'D

    • @nochill9475
      @nochill9475 4 года назад +34

      That is by far a huge power move! Imagine, you're eating with royalty, one of them asks you and this is what you say! Everyone else would look down in shame.

    • @vaarelsauce
      @vaarelsauce 4 года назад +2

      No Chill alpha move

    • @rustykuntz7423
      @rustykuntz7423 4 года назад

      I don't get it

    • @nochill9475
      @nochill9475 4 года назад +16

      @@rustykuntz7423 how can you not understand? OK, the napkin is used to wipe your mouth and protect your clothes from getting messy in case you spill some, he said he is so confident in himself that he doesn't need the napkin for that.

    • @spjr99
      @spjr99 3 года назад +1

      I do this and I've kinda had this joke for a while it made me smile when he said ut

  • @AnimalSyndicate
    @AnimalSyndicate 5 лет назад +1504

    LMFAO "If you lose this game will you join their team next season?" I'm dead boy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @josephperez4319
      @josephperez4319 5 лет назад +50

      I scrolled down specifically looking for THIS comment and NOBODY is talking about it! Lmao

    • @strongmoon1
      @strongmoon1 4 года назад +6

      not a fan a basketball but what does it mean

    • @tattedguy9579
      @tattedguy9579 4 года назад +79

      strongmoon1 Kevin Durant lost to the Warriors and then joined there team.

    • @strongmoon1
      @strongmoon1 4 года назад +4

      @@tattedguy9579 ah well DAMN

    • @mitchrapp5214
      @mitchrapp5214 3 года назад +1

      So cold

  • @Accion_y_Pasion
    @Accion_y_Pasion 3 года назад +129

    That Australian lady really was trying to ruin his joke “you do know we know how to count” shut up and let him count 😂

  • @dantetejeda1868
    @dantetejeda1868 2 года назад +25

    The "My First Numbers" bit killed me. I love that the host kept trying to interrupt but Hannibal just stiff armed them.... because he believes in himself :')

  • @Fitzn
    @Fitzn 5 лет назад +3817

    That kick to the face😂😂

    • @barringtonfisher87
      @barringtonfisher87 5 лет назад +88

      Haha his face right before it is quality

    • @1414TTT
      @1414TTT 5 лет назад +138

      He actually roundhoused flava flav. No joke.

    • @bigrich0926
      @bigrich0926 5 лет назад +89

      That fart right before tho

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 5 лет назад +80

      Flavor Flave saw that kick and called Eric up and was kinda pissed but he laughed it off. What really set him off was people laughing at him and telling him that kicked him like a bitch (or something like that). Eric has a podcast where he talks to Hannibal so it's all on there.

    • @LightYagami-wt1jw
      @LightYagami-wt1jw 5 лет назад +16

      I wanna know what happened after it

  • @dunetiger
    @dunetiger 5 лет назад +5445

    What do you think people did.... before ladders?

  • @TreachourusJdogg
    @TreachourusJdogg 4 года назад +87

    I'd just like to say, the imposter nailed that interview at the premier

  • @theb4rcl4y24
    @theb4rcl4y24 4 года назад +122

    "durant, if uhhh if yall lose this game will you join their team next season"
    "what"
    I AM DEAD lmao hannibal brave af

    • @ne1095
      @ne1095 4 года назад +3

      Then kd says "what" like he doesn't know what he said

    • @SubscribersDOWNBELOW
      @SubscribersDOWNBELOW 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/MJtsJs4Lx7A/видео.html

  • @marie-antoinette9185
    @marie-antoinette9185 5 лет назад +3134

    Let's give it up for Hannibal Burgers everybody

    • @GarettMacLaren
      @GarettMacLaren 5 лет назад +18

      Sounds like a daily burger from Bob's Burgers

    • @napalmkitty6686
      @napalmkitty6686 5 лет назад +27

      .....who killed Hannibal...?

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 5 лет назад +3

      Hannibal. You may be wondering if they're named after the meat or the chef, and the answer is yes.

    • @bestusernameever1548
      @bestusernameever1548 5 лет назад

      That's almost as cool as the name Allison Burgers, but then again this is just from a big fan of THE DICTATOR-ship.

    • @JokerL1000
      @JokerL1000 5 лет назад +4

      Lets give a quick shout out to Christina applegate

  • @MORGN
    @MORGN 5 лет назад +5194

    Hannibal is a legend lmao

    • @thelastfreedomfighter2646
      @thelastfreedomfighter2646 5 лет назад +9

      Hannibal savage moments- "racist racism is racist"

    • @rocksparadox
      @rocksparadox 5 лет назад +2

      MORGN. the rapper
      It's good that you can say '' lmao'', laugh it off all you like but calling a below mediocre ''comedian'' a
      ''legend'' shows that you must hail from a region where the average sense of humour is less developed
      than in, let's say , Germany. ;) (Funnybot 3000)

    • @georgerichardson8992
      @georgerichardson8992 5 лет назад +8

      David Sanchez lol u got It wrong

    • @o0xst
      @o0xst 5 лет назад

      why you type "lmao" at the end of the sentence

    • @tadhgogorman3459
      @tadhgogorman3459 5 лет назад

      Yeah crossed the alps with fuckin elephants? thats pretty hardcore

  • @timjongunproductions
    @timjongunproductions 4 года назад +526

    Hannibal: I am the funniest man in comedy
    Haters: Boo!
    Hannibal: WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT

  • @ewwpoorpeople5684
    @ewwpoorpeople5684 3 года назад +74

    How does Hannibal... tell other people about his job?
    "Yeah, I do acting jobs, but I also just kinda show up to things. Also, sometimes, I don't show up. I get away with it, so..."

  • @adamseagroves6685
    @adamseagroves6685 5 лет назад +3867

    Kinda grossed out by shaking hands with president then continues to eat free backstage popcorn out of his jacket packet.

    • @litedaya7657
      @litedaya7657 5 лет назад +90

      Tar Heel Fella he doesn’t want his hands to get bloody

    • @imanidiotforreplyingbut6267
      @imanidiotforreplyingbut6267 5 лет назад +383

      Yeah because its HIS pocket.

    • @zb6073
      @zb6073 5 лет назад +5

      Yes Jimmy Carter’s a pederast that is one hot take right here

    • @xskeaton1729
      @xskeaton1729 5 лет назад +6

      packet

    • @CPTHAP
      @CPTHAP 5 лет назад +53

      He trusts his own germs more than he trusts the germs of everyone on the flights, plus Jimmy's.

  • @tenthmaple5930
    @tenthmaple5930 5 лет назад +2128

    Dude that actor nailed the interview haha thanks for the upload

  • @kewltricks
    @kewltricks 3 года назад +63

    "If you have triplets, give one away." -Hannibal Buress POTUS 2020

  • @shyguymalta
    @shyguymalta 4 года назад +91

    "Hey I'm former President Jimmy Carter, shake my nasty hand!"

  • @akuma4u
    @akuma4u 5 лет назад +1512

    hes so funny i cant tell if he pre plans/writes this stuff or its all off the top of his head

    • @ghostnoodle9721
      @ghostnoodle9721 5 лет назад +115

      Good comedians all have this quality

    • @akuma4u
      @akuma4u 5 лет назад +131

      with most comedians ive been able to tell they wrote the material and its an act they are performing.. but with him, i think they way his delivery is.. it makes it seem like its all on the spot with no pre planning at all.

    • @royalfrog850
      @royalfrog850 5 лет назад +44

      sometimes its planned, the book of numbers he found backstage,, you should listen to his podcast handsome rambler, he talks about it on one of the eps

    • @TheRealMadDogMac
      @TheRealMadDogMac 5 лет назад +40

      A little of both. He’s stated before (don’t remember where I heard him mention this at the moment) that he has fall back material in his arsenal so that there’s no dead air. He starts off with having a normal conversation & from there, just sees where it goes.

    • @leovuitton9117
      @leovuitton9117 5 лет назад +3

      Probably both

  • @milesdee9397
    @milesdee9397 5 лет назад +956

    If you have triplets give one away 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

  • @dmoney0102
    @dmoney0102 3 года назад +28

    How dope is it that he just randomly promoted a children’s book probably sold like at least five more copies after that

  • @rowsbadly2972
    @rowsbadly2972 3 года назад +84

    2018: Lol Hannibal, you're so funny.
    2019: Lol Hannibal, you're so funny.
    2020: Jimmy Carter needs to wash his damn hands.

  • @henrytjhie10
    @henrytjhie10 5 лет назад +462

    hannibal proved that to some white poeple "all black people look alike" How did that girl not know that wasn't hannibal?

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 5 лет назад +11

      Probably goes both ways.

    • @JR-mk6ow
      @JR-mk6ow 5 лет назад +49

      My GF works with some famous people and she say that most people look very different on TV.
      Also he's not that famous to be honest

    • @niclapy
      @niclapy 5 лет назад +1

      I think she did but didn’t have the guts to call him out...or she was being classy about it.

    • @dqblizzard722
      @dqblizzard722 4 года назад +12

      i don’t think she gets paid enough to care

    • @williamcarswell3012
      @williamcarswell3012 4 года назад +6

      Do you know every single "famous" person alive

  • @jakubbarton1770
    @jakubbarton1770 4 года назад +561

    1:15 i just realized Hannibal farts right before he knees Flave in the mouth

    • @childrenofbodom33333
      @childrenofbodom33333 4 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Harikusa
      @Harikusa 4 года назад +1

      Where's that scene from?!

    • @DJSamsonofficial
      @DJSamsonofficial 3 года назад +19

      @@Harikusa Eric André show

    • @mikespongili8254
      @mikespongili8254 3 года назад +12

      that's definitely a sound effect but it's perfectly timed

    • @Mona-kg6hy
      @Mona-kg6hy 3 года назад +13

      I thought he was kneeing him because the guest farted lmao

  • @JyvynShpdinterlude
    @JyvynShpdinterlude 3 года назад +26

    8:42
    A Waiter: "Hannibal, why you never put a napkin on your lap?"
    Hannibal: "Because... I BELIEVE IN MYSELF!!!"

  • @asdffjsdjasd
    @asdffjsdjasd 3 года назад +75

    The Eric Andre show would never have worked without Hannibal.

  • @sarahgranados9830
    @sarahgranados9830 5 лет назад +507

    “I gotta fake Starbucks name”

    • @531ff
      @531ff 5 лет назад +1

      sarah granados bang me

    • @Gwynplaine4
      @Gwynplaine4 5 лет назад

      Forget this loser, I know what you want. Someone's made the naughty list... (smacks lips)

    • @strengthandmasculinity
      @strengthandmasculinity 4 года назад +3

      wrf guys have some respecc for the lady who gonna go out with and then have sex with me later

    • @ALEXANDERATTACK
      @ALEXANDERATTACK 4 года назад

      @@strengthandmasculinity ....tell me about it

    • @fourgugel5347
      @fourgugel5347 4 года назад +3

      Damn how tf yall this horny

  • @Vaultguides1
    @Vaultguides1 5 лет назад +1074

    He's so classically handsome

    • @legendtaco1
      @legendtaco1 5 лет назад +102

      He looks like a Muppet in blackface

    • @ALEXANDERATTACK
      @ALEXANDERATTACK 4 года назад +7

      @@legendtaco1 strange that came to your mind

    • @operator1338
      @operator1338 4 года назад +9

      @@ALEXANDERATTACK i dont dissagree with him

    • @Itsunclegabby
      @Itsunclegabby 4 года назад +3

      @@ALEXANDERATTACK I'm brown and I liked his comment.

    • @ALEXANDERATTACK
      @ALEXANDERATTACK 4 года назад

      @@Itsunclegabby good for you

  • @amberdakota7933
    @amberdakota7933 3 года назад +53

    2:17 has to be the funniest because if you look at the tweet, the email is Hanniballookalike3@gmail.com like just Hanniballookalike was already taken lmao 😂

  • @JustanothaGuy
    @JustanothaGuy 4 года назад +108

    But the real question is “Who killed Hannibal?”

  • @rasunfrmqns653
    @rasunfrmqns653 5 лет назад +555

    'What that car do to you'

  • @PlutosWorld
    @PlutosWorld 5 лет назад +561

    The Project bits just demonstrate how bad that entire crew is at interviewing, just constantly trying to interrupt the guest in some desperate attempt to be the funniest person in the room.

    • @freindmaker4473
      @freindmaker4473 5 лет назад +29

      I know. That show is the shitty asshole of tv

    • @nickdummythicc3361
      @nickdummythicc3361 5 лет назад

      I'm a funny boy and you are not!!!! Are you talking about Conan?

    • @freindmaker4473
      @freindmaker4473 5 лет назад +9

      @@nickdummythicc3361 no I was talking about the project lol

    • @voidling2632
      @voidling2632 5 лет назад +3

      Conan is alright.

    • @dubstepXpower
      @dubstepXpower 4 года назад +8

      The project is trash

  • @GhoulGrundle
    @GhoulGrundle 3 года назад +39

    That hand shake joke has aged incredibly well

  • @bluezebra2759
    @bluezebra2759 2 года назад +19

    He's completely at peace with himself and the universe.

  • @joe.limbus
    @joe.limbus 5 лет назад +693

    Who else still waiting on my first numbers part 2: 16-30?

    • @indigosleeper
      @indigosleeper 5 лет назад +5

      @@briannacox6720 when does it come out?? those last two numbers are too big for me

    • @theonemanstand2582
      @theonemanstand2582 5 лет назад +14

      He's still learning the numbers

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 5 лет назад +4

      Wouldn't it technically make it "my second numbers"?

    • @7InTheCityOfEvil7
      @7InTheCityOfEvil7 4 года назад

      Rumor has it the numbers pt 2 only goes to 20

    • @naotowaffles1040
      @naotowaffles1040 4 года назад

      Till this DAY

  • @baeguevara354
    @baeguevara354 5 лет назад +532

    Why does Hannibal Buress look like the old guy in a black church choir who always boisterously sings the high part but is awkard and crusty in person?

    • @octm1
      @octm1 5 лет назад +17

      Garrison Bradford “awkward and crusty” lmfaoo crying

    • @coyoterx6002
      @coyoterx6002 4 года назад +9

      Projecting?

    • @sofrshsocln4
      @sofrshsocln4 4 года назад +2

      Lololol and the director's always looking at him like, "not today, honey. You in the back for a reason"

    • @krysis7
      @krysis7 4 года назад +1

      Accurate

    • @vidheyeshprabhu1174
      @vidheyeshprabhu1174 3 года назад +1

      That was odly specific

  • @austin78993
    @austin78993 3 года назад +12

    I love that 90 percent of this isn't standup but is funnier than standup. Gotta love a natural comedic genius

  • @BRANDRUMZ
    @BRANDRUMZ 3 года назад +225

    That first joke surprisingly and unfortunately aged pretty well.

    • @Gentamoru
      @Gentamoru 3 года назад +1

      why because of coronavirus?

    • @Gentamoru
      @Gentamoru 3 года назад

      @Nonna Urbisness explain pls

    • @Gentamoru
      @Gentamoru 3 года назад +2

      @Nonna Urbisness ok bro

  • @TheHyena-ru8bz
    @TheHyena-ru8bz 5 лет назад +251

    Sending someone to the red carpet is hilarious haha what a legend! I DGAF haha

  • @Bagelstorm
    @Bagelstorm 5 лет назад +177

    "His name rhymes with cannibal"

  • @QTRResearch
    @QTRResearch 4 года назад +16

    "Jimmy Carter, is he a celebrity?" LOL

  • @marcoabduarte
    @marcoabduarte 3 года назад +115

    Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus
    Go eat some walruses
    Orifices, Porridges
    Morpheus, Morpheus
    Going to the Buffet and Walruses
    Confidence, Corpseses
    Worcestershire sauce
    Go into your orifices
    Red pill, blue pill
    Morpheus, Walruses
    Seashells by the Seashorpheus

    • @samhunt8588
      @samhunt8588 3 года назад +16

      Morpheus drinking a 40 in a death basket

    • @marcoabduarte
      @marcoabduarte 3 года назад +8

      @@samhunt8588 AAAH

    • @Soapcookies
      @Soapcookies 3 года назад +3

      I think about that clip like once a week

  • @kemchobhenchod
    @kemchobhenchod 5 лет назад +286

    When he removes his glasses, Hannibal looks like Milhouse on the Simpsons combined with a surprised fetus.

    • @pelvaanali
      @pelvaanali 4 года назад

      Lmaooooooooooooo

    • @sofrshsocln4
      @sofrshsocln4 4 года назад

      This is genius 😂😂 you did a roast on Hannibal in a comment section about Hannibal roasting, in a Hannibal-style joke.

    • @zer0diamonds315
      @zer0diamonds315 4 года назад

      Pure poetry.

    • @Appalachian_Hunger
      @Appalachian_Hunger 4 года назад

      He even talks about how he looks like millhouse without his glasses on one of his comedy specials. Haha

  • @kcrossover4267
    @kcrossover4267 5 лет назад +167

    His timing is legendary

  • @tlf361
    @tlf361 3 года назад +4

    This dude looks so relaxed sitting down AND standing up. What a gem.

  • @quack9355
    @quack9355 3 года назад +8

    Them: "Hannibal, why don't you put the napkin on your lap ?"
    Hannibal: "Because I believe in myself."
    Mad lad

  • @beauxtalks
    @beauxtalks 5 лет назад +179

    He started the ball rolling on Cosby

    • @damionhowell8586
      @damionhowell8586 4 года назад +9

      He ruined Cosby

    • @jessicajingle8012
      @jessicajingle8012 4 года назад +33

      @@damionhowell8586 Cosby ruined himself

    • @damionhowell8586
      @damionhowell8586 4 года назад +6

      @@jessicajingle8012 agreed. I was saying it was his incessant nagging of Cosby being a rapist that brought the issue back to light

    • @Itsunclegabby
      @Itsunclegabby 4 года назад +4

      @@damionhowell8586 Thank FUCKING God.

    • @OrcaTrumpet
      @OrcaTrumpet 4 года назад

      Miss G or Hannibal

  • @TheSoundOfTwang
    @TheSoundOfTwang 4 года назад +87

    I always thought Hannibals eyes looked small because of his glasses.. But damn, they like raisins

    • @m3d1c22
      @m3d1c22 2 года назад

      You’re making it sound like his eyes likes raisins

  • @OligoST
    @OligoST 3 года назад +30

    “7 logos”
    *Hannibal’s pocket slowly inflates*
    “12 logos”
    *Hannibal’s pocket bursts as money comes pouring out*

    • @yaago
      @yaago 3 года назад

      Nah

  • @GoRavens520
    @GoRavens520 3 года назад +27

    Can’t imagine what part 2 of his book is gonna be about

  • @jpbarrios1991
    @jpbarrios1991 5 лет назад +134

    Reading the book... top stuff

    • @litedaya7657
      @litedaya7657 5 лет назад +3

      juan pablo barrios shit is unoriginal almost every book in eternity has numbered pages

  • @baronjutter
    @baronjutter 5 лет назад +1123

    The real savage thing is Eric creepin on 18 year olds in his tinder filter.

    • @catsinflames4598
      @catsinflames4598 5 лет назад +374

      Its automatically set to 18. Fuck 18 is legal. It ain't like he fuckin 14 year olds.

    • @teiadam134
      @teiadam134 5 лет назад +80

      @Crucial Knives guess he felt personally attacked lmao

    • @treehugers1000
      @treehugers1000 5 лет назад +2

      Crucial Knives that's Eric's incognito account.

    • @imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371
      @imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371 5 лет назад +43

      Jarren Butterworth I KNOW RIGHT!!!!! Like goddamn 😡😡😡😡😡 there some middle schoolers that want some too

    • @h3llboyyy407
      @h3llboyyy407 5 лет назад +96

      Juice nah fam if you're 30 going after 18 you then are very questionable

  • @looney1023
    @looney1023 2 года назад +33

    Please tell me the person the news tracked down was actually a third, totally different black person posing as the man who posed as Hannibal Buress

  • @un.titledirregular3008
    @un.titledirregular3008 3 года назад +21

    So he's named after the general who almost destroyed the Roman Empire...
    Dope

  • @tkcaapi2876
    @tkcaapi2876 5 лет назад +85

    the funny thing is 7pm project does "meth epidemic" stories and Hannibal shows up & kills it on pure pharmaceutical amphetamine ;) he was on x5 adderall. legend

    • @smooothest
      @smooothest 4 года назад +4

      I look up to him because he does drugs

    • @kylechapman728
      @kylechapman728 4 года назад +1

      @@smooothest aren't you cool

    • @smooothest
      @smooothest 4 года назад +5

      @@kylechapman728 sarcasm, not your strong suit is it?

    • @Mdautkreix
      @Mdautkreix 3 года назад

      X5 what? How’d he not die

    • @0oidiedinatimemachineo024
      @0oidiedinatimemachineo024 3 года назад

      @@Mdautkreix I mean you can't really die from adderall if you take way too much you'll get all wacked out and weird and be up for days but it won't kill you.

  • @craigcode7103
    @craigcode7103 5 лет назад +134

    I love that he sent a guy in his place!lol

  • @deadgirlRML
    @deadgirlRML 3 года назад +4

    I died when he said "why you farting on that car?" Lmao 😂

  • @RimshotKiller
    @RimshotKiller 3 года назад +3

    That kick in Flavour's face will always be one of my favourite TV moments.

  • @buzzfeeded1882
    @buzzfeeded1882 5 лет назад +96

    Why you farting on that car ?
    *what that car do to you?*

  • @MrTyeMusic
    @MrTyeMusic 5 лет назад +44

    how you feeling? I feel great I took 5 adderalls. lmfao

  • @4sight719
    @4sight719 Год назад +1

    His gamble it joke is pure gold.

  • @jonnyolson
    @jonnyolson 2 года назад +3

    1:15 that kick was legit 😂

  • @BeastNationXIV
    @BeastNationXIV 5 лет назад +59

    I'm convinced, Hannibal Buress could be comedy's Phife Dawg! Lol

  • @CullenBoyer
    @CullenBoyer 3 года назад +14

    "if you have triplets, give one away"

  • @rrraaa8374
    @rrraaa8374 4 года назад +6

    “If you guys lose this game, will you join their team next season?” 😂😂

  • @ClovisPictures
    @ClovisPictures 3 года назад +14

    "You know we know how to count, yeah?"
    No way. I thought he was joking.

  • @076657
    @076657 5 лет назад +63

    Lol my parents must have bought Hannibal's book when I was a kid! What are the odds?

  • @TdcWillies
    @TdcWillies 4 года назад +11

    That there is a true professional. Quick witted, with an arsenal of thought bullets. No fear, no shame.

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 3 года назад +10

    That tinder video is one of my favorite RUclips videos ever

  • @alexstorr5511
    @alexstorr5511 3 года назад +2

    Love how he just keeps going with the numbers, ignoring their attempts to take control

  • @robinsoncallou7937
    @robinsoncallou7937 3 года назад +6

    When the host was talking about some town in Missouri and later didn't know who the Carthaginian general was... Felt that... The history nerd in me really felt that...

  • @Teschim
    @Teschim 5 лет назад +145

    9:15 did not expect Letterman to not know Hannibal Barkas. Might be less known in the US but i always associate that name (Hannibal) with the famous carthaginian warlord and the story of him crossing the alps wiht his elephants. Great name.

    • @Who-ui4jn
      @Who-ui4jn 5 лет назад +9

      Yu everyone in the US usually associates the name with Hannibal Lector the cannibal.

    • @danieldaw1778
      @danieldaw1778 5 лет назад +14

      I can tell you that growing up in America (I'm from New Jersey) not one time in primary it secondary school (K-12) did we ever talk about the general Hannibal, who matched elephants from Africa to fight wars in Europe. It literally took a world history class to hear one mention of him for about 5 minutes in college for us to acknowledge his existence.
      Now I had heard about him well before that, but, and I'm not trying to come across as arrogant it anything, but I'm much more well informed than the standard American. For example, I could point out Montenegro, or Estonia, or Herzegovina on a map and that those are actual countries that exist. Or that the maps most people know are heavily distorted and that Greenland is actually smaller than the DRC despite being about thrice it's size on most maps. And no, my knowledge isn't limited to just geography, but Americans tend to be especially terrible at it which is why I chose to talk about so extensively.

    • @billybigballs9435
      @billybigballs9435 5 лет назад +16

      @@danieldaw1778 why did you spend time to type that?

    • @danieldaw1778
      @danieldaw1778 5 лет назад +29

      @@billybigballs9435 Because i fucking felt like it. Why did you spend time asking dumbass questions.

    • @billybigballs9435
      @billybigballs9435 5 лет назад +11

      @@danieldaw1778 I'm sorry Daniel, I respectfully with draw my previous comments.

  • @IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt
    @IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt 4 года назад +2

    You gotta love Hannibal's stance. The way he stands when doing stand-up makes his jokes x10 funnier.

  • @Koojoe89
    @Koojoe89 3 года назад +9

    No matter how many times I watch him "kick" Flava in the face I can't wrap my head around the editing! Or if he really kicked him lmao