Best of: Anthony Jeselnik | Netflix Is A Joke
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- Опубликовано: 7 июл 2019
- If you're wondering what Anthony Jeselnik thinks of his parents, abortion, guns, or Twitter, this is for you.
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Which Anthony is funnier? Beard or no beard?
Bearded Jeselnik
He's funny no matter with or without. But much more attractiv with beard😊
Bearded is cuter, so, yes.
His first special was significantly funnier so I think he should shave
Beard, obviously.
Dark humour is like a dead child, it never gets old.
Dark humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
Stuffer White 😂😂😂
dadden13 😂😂😂
Terribly good
My man 😂😂😂
This man has mastered the bait and switch
yup he's a master baiter and switcher.
That's a very good point.
Yes
Thank you I was wondering what they called his style.
He's a hell of a roast comedian as well. His insult comedy is top notch.
It’s cool how he grows a beard and then shaves between jokes
And also grows it back between jokes
Crazy skill.
Just noticed that dude😳
@VENUM GAMING no way really? 🤪
@VENUM GAMING no shit
I used to think Anthony Jeselnik was a morbid, creepy Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.
This was so well crafted. Amazing
@@jaredconnell2059 Thanks!
I love Mitch. RIP. i love his one joke: " i used to do drugs. I mean, i still do but i use to too!" 😂😂
Lame.
I see what you did there, bravo 👏 and a great clapback to Mitch.
"Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get." :-)
Adam T. Lynch I still don’t get that joke smh please explain!!!
The joke misdirects you. You think it’s nice with the bell so that you can hear where the grandmother is at all times but the joke is that the bell is huge so she can’t even move.
How about, the joke is shit. Plain, and simple.
Dont giva a shit. Its my opinion. We all have them.
Brian Swartz you should keep it to yourself, because we don't care if you haven't had your meds yet, and you expose yourself to criticism needlessly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Shut the door."
"Get inside." 😂
That joke changes a lot if he were to point towards his butt.
I dont get the joke
@Shivam are you his brother ?
@@drchey1397... yeah. Family reunions are interesting..
@@rickysahu3267 - shut the door implies he was inside somewhere. However, he was outside!
I like how he tries to hold back his own laughter. Shows he's truly a good guy just making jokes.
I love comedians
He's actually one of the best out there, imho
If Jeselnik was anything near the psychopath he plays on stage, he would be in a padded cell or a supermax prison right now. He's just a comedic genius. And a damn attractive one to boot.
Dudes an act ..he plays the heel like in wrestling. And comedy needs a heel
Anthony Jeselnik holding in laughter at the thought of the morons who keep paying him to tell the same joke is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
Duh🤡
I totally LOVE his humor. It’s dark, edgy and twists the punchline. He’s like the devil on my shoulder….cynical and awesome.
Omg me too
Jeselnik is the perfect comedian for me. Every one of his jokes gets some form of a laugh from me.
ttlpwn34 I know what you mean. Even the semi-duds are pretty funny.
If u like him you’ll probably like Daniel sloss. They have similar dark humor
I wanna like this but ur at 420 likes lol
Me too...
It's weird because he's very popular but to me the most unfunny comedian today. My style is Mark Normand, Nate Bargatze, and I like Mulaney, Burr and a few others.
This guy is a genius.
"This guy" Has a name, scumbag
@@awsomeman93"this guy" is not an insult unlike "scumbag" scumbag
Anthony brings out the best in us..
@bootnsoot You're an overused word..
@bootnsoot Genius: "a person who is exceptionally intelligent OR CREATIVE, either generally or in some particular respect."
He is creative in comedic style, therefore he is a genius.
Now go buy a dictionary.
I like the “innocent” no beard look. Then this clean cut guy says the most shocking crap you’ve ever heard in your life!
“don’t get mad at me cause you don’t know how big bells can get.” LMAO
I love seeing those people in the audience that are clearly not into it lol.
Temos LMAO SAME
They are lame, why the fuck are you there
I think he would prefer those people
it makes the bits even funnier to see the unimpressed faces
To some people he might not be funny
Anthony can even sell a joke about his jokes 👏 that’s talent
@chungrikeahorse didn’t know this
The thought of Anthony Jeselnik selling "jokes" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
I love how they pan through the audience when Jeselnik makes the thoughts and prayers joke as you can spot the subdued reactions of the ones he is calling out.. brilliant
Thinking a subdued reaction to an Anthony Jeselnik "joke" is a result of someone getting called out, and not that maybe they're just smarter than the rest of the crowd is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@@davidphillips9726 bet you post thoughts and prayers all the time 🤡
@@davidphillips9726didn't realize 5th grade grammar was so hard. Maybe try again, kid.
@@jakehoover6655 you correcting my grammar is funnier than Anthony jeselnick
@@davidphillips9726curious as to who you find funny.
I remember crying a lot when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was my favorite dog.
Hahaha
"What's the difference between a dead hooker and and onion? I cried when I cut up the onion." Is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik's "jokes"
Username checks out
not good one
😂😂
The “thoughts and prayers “ joke was dead on.
I can never really articulate how worthless thoughts and prayers are when I sarcastically write it on FB. This pretty much sums it up.
@@nickcervenka8756 Are you a wedding photographer?
@@gustafsone No? I wish.
That's his best joke; true and funny.
The GOP would like to offer their thoughts & prayers after the next mass shooting...just zero additional gun control.
"Lots of lines were crossed today. The finish line was not one of them"
Today there are some lines that just shouldn't be crossed...Especially the finish line.
(or something like that)
I’m pretty sure there were a few arms legs coming past the Boston finish line
That’s SO true about peoples’ intentions on that “thoughts and prayers” joke
he also says to prove the victims arent being made fun of, "the day of the tragedy, victims arent on Twitter"
More of a comment really
This dude is 41 years old, and he's lookin at most at his late 20's
Wait what???? No way
Perk of selling your soul to the devil. 😉😈🦄💩
Mephistopheles
You’re joking right? Damn that is one well preserved piece of man
Which goes to show how bad marriage and kids messes guys up.
7:19 That guy second on the right just realized how many times he posted "thoughts and prayers" on facebook.
“let her take the hit”😭😭😭
"If you're not laughing right now the problem is your imagination." Golden
I'll never forget my father's last words. He looked down at me and said " SON BE CAREFUL THAT GUNS LOADED"
His voice is a mix of John Malkovic and Christopher Walken.
Spot on
Omg you're right. Well done.
Every once in a while he sounds like Abby Elliott’s impersonation of Angelina Jolie
Walken was on top.
The most accurate thing on the internet
He’s the only comedian who can build up a joke and then deliver a completely non ironic punchline to just smack your brain into untapped levels of funny.
His style is legendary and doesn’t give a fuck what is conventionally accepted as humor. God tier.
I feel like when I'm watching him (if it's a joke I haven't heard before), and when it gets to the end, you think wow I didn't think he'd end up going there , and I end up laughing, he keeps me in suspense
"if you're not laughing right now, the problem is your imagination" - so true
The craft is undeniable. Word for word one of the best joke writers of all time.
"Don't forget me" is the most exact description of those "my heart with X" people.
"Turns out they were just ghosts"😂😂
That one got me...
I actually broke out laughing at that sitting alone after work laughing at my phone
I know right? Talk about putting something in the heads of women that have had abortions
weirdshibainu Scroll down to Dingle Barry’s comment-great analysis
BEST
He's extremely clever with misdirection and dark twist punchlines.
People still falling for his "misdirection" despite the fact that he does it every single joke is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@@davidphillips9726 😂😂 what is your issue with Anthony? You’re on every comment
@@Ishbikes You not understanding my hatred for Anthony Jeselnik is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik
I liked the one about him dreaming about eating a giant marshmallow. I woke up and realized I was driving and I crashed into a day care. Cause you're thinking he is going to say he woke up and his pillow was gone.
the "whole place was filled with kids" is such a great line and then he keeps it going after. master craftsman
"Thoughts and Prayers" bit was savage.
John Nycto Savage yet true.
Because is true.
On YT it's "My heart goes out to the families"....... but at least that's not as ingenuine as on people's very own precious facebook or twitter page..
Facts
Savage yet true. I have a similar thinking as him. I even once asked a friend if people who say "thoughts and prayers" actually even pray?
His humor is my own. He has the balls to tell jokes I don't have the balls to tell. He's a walking Facebook shitposter. God bless him.
I have the balls but I'm too lazy
I'm just not funny.
I'm not sure you understand what shitposting is.
You worded it correctly. He’s a real life shit poster that’s why it’s boring
@@spartanmucho5950 I don't think you actually believe that
His approach seems so simple, yet is so unpredictable and hilarious 😂😂
Thinking, "start story, set premise, lead crowd ... dramatic pause .... insert something shocking" is unpredictable is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@@davidphillips9726what? Were you having a stroke when you wrote that?
"thoughts and prayers" is my favourite and oh so true "don't forget about me today!"
Indeed
And you had to comment because.... Don’t forget about me.... (me too ;)
@@patientzero5685 these are comments with an actual message :)
"thoughts and prayers" is just a whole load of nothingness!
Excellent at misdirection. He’s been an inspiration to my fiction writing.
He'd be happy to hear this. Or think it's bizarre. But probably happy.
You don't know what the hell he's going to say but you will laugh when you hear it, laughing is a reflex that you can't always hold back. And once you see the humor of it, you're a little less dominated by the tragedy of it. The purpose of comic relief.
Right on brother
Xero Punt I always try to think what the punch line is going to be and even when I think I’m right he takes a turn. He is the king of miss direction.
Being surprised that Anthony Jeselnik says something shocking instead of a funny punchline to every single one of his "jokes" after all this time is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@@davidphillips9726
Like serial pranking couples, who never suspect it haha…But first time hearing AJ is a thrill for sure👍
I have a question though, Dane Cooke got canceled for saying a “Batman shooting joke,” Anthony said a “Batman shooting joke” as well but no one even tried to cancel him. Why’s that?
“Turns out they were just ghosts” 😂😂
7:19 the bloke second from the right must post those kind of messages!
I was looking for this comment!
I swear his delivery of a joke is funnier than the punchline to me .."when I was in high school my high school employed a blind janitor" haha
Blind high school janitors are funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@@davidphillips9726 damn I see you on every comment.. you really don’t like this guy haha
@@Ishbikes This simple observation is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik
My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day five yrs ago. We haven't seen her since.
Lol!
the way he's holding the mic is something special too
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought this 🤣
“Then they got rid of it to protect their 4 children” is both hilarious and true
Didn't get that one
Did one of them die using the gun?
Source?
@@mikelangengakala7470 You lose one child because of a gun in the house. How can you not get that?
This man is the reason why I like comedy so much.
You calling Anthony Jeselnik comedy is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
He's hilarious! All of his jokes take a vicious turn left when you least expect it. Right off the road.
🤨🤔
Well, which is it???
A left or a right?
I know it's been 2 years, but I have to know.
And if you're dead, and someone from your family is reading this... Can they answer the question, cuz this is killing me...
@@warthogA10 Lol. It's left. A quick left.
Cars veering off the road are funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@@davidphillips9726 Well, I'll have to respectfully disagree with that.
@@D.Antony Your respectful disagreement to my opinion of how funny Anthony Jeselnik is is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
A real genius, the delivery is gold.
I love how he skillfully does the Christopher Walken accent without being too obvious. Or maybe he's from the same town.
Should do one of these with nothing but his Baby Jokes.
That's a little immature.
He’s kidding
They did
"dont forget about me" people, internet's full of em🤣🤣🤣
"Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get!"
He's right about people who post condolences on their social media after some major tragedy. "Don't forget about me today", lol.
That last line is perfect. Like wedding photographers taking selfies lol
"Get inside"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love this guy need to see more of him. Totally different way of stand up baits you in then switches the punchline never what you expect 👌🤣
This guy's delivery timing is incomparable
Im impressed by his comedy. That's rare for me to say because I don't like most stand up comedy. This guy is really talented. Thanks to RUclips for pushing this new discovery.
Being impressed with an Anthony Jeselnik show because of his "comedy" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
I like how you never know how that joke is going to end.
Not knowing where Anthony Jeselnik's "jokes" are going to end, despite the fact that they're all exactly the same is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
Last one about thoughts and prayers is the best description ever.
He is that comedian where, if you think you got the punch line figured out before the joke ends, you're wrong. He throws such wicked curves you can never hit the ball.
“Not gonna lie, it was fun while it lasted” lol!
I love how he used that phrase correctly. Too many people say “not gonna lie” and then say something totally reasonable, lol.
Thoughts and prayers is the gold standard of stand up comedy. It seems not even Anthony can replicate that.
Jim Jeffries tells the exact same joke...which one wrote it?
Amen. I was little bit disappointed when I saw Fire in the Maternity Ward
I think Shakespeare was better
Amém.
@@erikgriffin8794 Jeffries tends to steal jokes from time to time. I like the guy, but I bet in this case it was a Jeselnik's joke.
I saw this dude at an improv last night, if you’re easily offended and sensitive, you are not ready for his style of comedy, he had us all crying in laughter, he said shit even netflix wouldn’t post here 😂😂😂😂
"Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get."
Hilarious, and true.
There's something about how Anthony Jeselnik pronounces the word "baby".
It always makes me think of Abby Elliott’s impression of Angelina Jolie on SNL
He almost loses it when he says: “...just to teach me an important lesson about brand loyalty.” Reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld almost breaking character on TV back in the day. So funny. Anthony, keep up the great (obviously) work.
And clearly loses it in Fire at the Maternity Ward, during the murder-suicide part. He blurts a laughter in the middle of his sentence, with audience cheering and everything, but he put himself together very quickly. Well done !
Last one was too good !!
😂😂😂😂THEN SHE DIDENT HEAR IT FROM ME !!! Lmaooo greatest opening line ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣the delivery was perfect !
Jessy is trully an artist. when he starts his jokes,you are always surprised by how it ends. you may think its going one way, but it goes the other way. even better. the chill way to his stand up is really laid back and cool.
I was gonna say, still being surprised about Anthony Jeselnik's "punchlines" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik, but, I already did, so, calling Anthony Jeselnik "Jessy" like its not stupid is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
I’m sure he is but this convo is about ANTHONY. Who the fck is Jessie? 😂
Anthony jesselnick is an amazing artist with word play and pauses
Jimmy Carr is better, check it out
he is. but i wish that wasn't all he did. it seems like all his jokes are funny in the exact same way but with different stories and topics.
This fella and Ricky Gervais would make an awesome double act….”you think that was dark? Listen to this….” 😂😂😂😂
”Don’t forget about me tooday” hhahahaha fucking legend!!
He's so handsome with the beard
You can’t post a best of jeselnik without posting the entire special. It’s so good
What I love about him is each joke brings laughter out of me like tsunami.
Anthony has such a strong turnaround on his jokes and such unexpected punchlines that he gets away with the little amount of energy he uses. His calm demeanor really drives home most of his jokes, but i do wonder what he'd be like if he had a tinge of energy behind his standup.
Thoughts and Prayers is one of the best standup spots ever.
Anthony's humor is not for everyone. I find him beyond hilarious. Eye candy to boot. When he smiles, my basement floods. Yummmmmy
Not surprising that a Bolshevik jew would find subversive, sociopathic humor funny
Hey John. I'm not a Jew you ignorant FN ass!!
If you don't like him or my comments, why are you even putting yours here. Keep FN scrolling! Douche
@@jonathanferguson9226 move on you jerk!
An acquired taste, but once you’ve acquired it? Genius.
He's another dark humor comedian legend hes jokes is like art is amazing
Is this a young Christopher Walken
It needs a heavier cowbell....
For Grandma
David Lawrence I hear it now and probably won’t be able to un hear it
I hear more John Malkovich
Totally what I was thinking
More walken when he has beard 😂
*Anthony Jeselnik:* The act of showing the light in the darkness.
- Webster's Dictionary.
the best i have ever seen on Netflix , this guy is a living genius legend
“My wife said I’m going on a trip for 2 weeks as a man I only heard 2 weeks and cheat on me.”
-Anthony jeselnik
I don't remember Anthony ever telling that joke. He did have something similar but it didn't take 2 minutes to work out the appropriate punctuation for the joke to make sense.
Holy god he looks good with a beard!!
Lulu that is the power of a good beard
Lili
I want to have his babies....well, almost have them.
He looks good without the beard, he is just a very sexy guy
At 7:19, the guy 2nd from the right, totally sends thoughts and prayers!
"Don't forget about me today". He's killing me. I love this dude's humor. Its like good medicine.
"...Obviously " has me deaddd
Enjoyed that sooo much
I love the couples looking at each other after some of the jokes to make sure it's okay
I love the "thoughts and prayers" bit....
Completely true
I’ve seen this video over 20 times and I can’t help but laugh every single time.
Wedding photographer who only takes selfies just spit my coffee all over myself
Exactly like a wedding photographer who takes selfies 😂
William Brown this is the best line about his entire act I’ve heard throughout all the years
I dont understand that joke...why did he say that?
Jason Guzman He’s comparing the worthless self centered nature of people who tweet out meaningless and hollow comments about tragedies for attention to the equally worthless nature of a wedding photographer that takes selfies of themselves instead of focusing on the bride and groom’s moments together
What a talent! I knew of Jeselnik's dark style, but his timing and inventiveness is really amazing.
God he sounds like Christopher Walken when he gets all dark.
He sounds like a young John Malkovich
If we didn’t live in current times Jeselnik would go down as one of the all time greats. His show was good too before Comedy Central pulled the plug on it.
I love his demeanor.