Kumail Nanjiani Roasts Pete In Front Of His Dad
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- Опубликовано: 13 май 2014
- Kumail retells a classic roast joke about Pete's failed marriage.
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Pete has such a weird and awesome comedic voice. He's like an uncomfortably self-aware life coach.
This is an awesome insight, if you ain't been through some shit how you gonna coach someone in life.
This is exactly the vibe his podcast "You made it weird" can have. It's wonderful.
Is it uncomfortable for others that someone is self aware? Legit question. I admit to a lot of the issues I have and understand I have them, is that bad? Not trying to be aggressive just trying to sus out what you mean.
That was a Craig Ferguson-level awkward silence.
🏆
Awkward Pause
As stupid as it is to speculate solely off these television appearances, Pete Holmes just seems like such a caring person. It's not easy to lend out money to anyone for any reason, and most would advise against it. Yet I can't help but feel Pete probably didn't even think twice about it; and it wasn't "charity" or an "investment". It was just the right thing to do.
Listen to his podcast; such a ridiculous amount of positive energy. Even if he is the most gullible person in the world.
you are right. he's genuine
I would love being his friend. he seems nice and warm, and I think we would get along well!
here's to hoping things go well for Pete! haha no but seriously, I hope he does well.
Did yall hear how Kumil choked up?
@@kyin45 and then reaffirming at the end, "you never asked for it back". oof :'( love those boys
I'm obsessed with the fact that Pete Holmes is wearing a tie with a pajama top.
I really hate that this show was canceled.
Why was it canceled?
Less TRP
@@novanironstine6359 not enough testosterone.
More of a comment really
@@novanironstine6359 I honestly believe that not enough people saw it. I only knew about it because I'm a Pete Holmes Stan
That lengthy period of silence.... genius.
Wow Kumail, it's a roast, not an incinerator~
No holds barred. Go for the throat
+sarcastic bowl of cornflakes Yes, you're - snowflake.*
Like his Pakistani food. He's a burning asshole.
You call that a roast?
I don’t understand how we have so many dumb tv shows but we haven’t brought Pete back as at least a web series on RUclips. He’s genuinely polite and caring and manages to have deep and funny conversations.
And that's probably why.
He's back
I love this guy, he's fucking great in silicon valley.
Mr. Tulip He's also really good in Big Bang Theory
Josh Dilley that's Kunal Nayyar ...
Yeah but everyone mistakes Kumail for Kunal and I was riffing on that, oops bad joke
It's not a made-up thing, either one believes it or not: While looking for a particular thread, I somehow read it as ‘fucking idiot’ at the second instance prima-facie.
Still watching in 2020. Pete, damn it all, you're a good man and an excellent weirdo. I love you
I freaking hate that they cancelled this I love him so
Fucking sucks
Can't believe that this was 6 years ago. Like I blinked and all this time passed. Feels like this show was created yesterday.
Why isn't Pete Holmes the man of the year by now?!
Fewer things make me happier than hearing now-successful comedians catching up with old friends from when they were young and broke, especially Pete Kumail Emily and Middleditch and all them. The Kumail episode of You Made it Weird was great for that, just a couple of old buddies talking about playing street fighter 2 high as fuck in their pajamas on a Tuesday
Good Guy Pete Holmes
How sweet is Pete's uncle, supporting his nephew by wearing that silly Holmes T shirt. Awww.
Wow Kumail, it's a roast, not an incinerator~
This friendship is so cute. I love Pete and Kumail
These two are hilarious!
Wow... it seems Pete is genuinely a nice guy.
Benelli Man ..he is nice but the poor fuck has a pubic hairs worth of talent.still a nice fellow
@@mikewest9256 imo pretty bad interviewer but fantastic writer. But average standup. Still huge fan though. Cracking is good
Pete has always been one of my favorite comedians. Seems like such a cool dude.
Why does a good man like Pete not have his show?! That's sad
I know I'm super late to this party, but I love how Kumail's voice cracked at the end from being emotional. But I got the vibe Pete looked like he was upset he brought it up cuz he never asked for the money back and had to borrow money from his dad, who was in the audience and just found out, so now Pete knows he's gonna get an earful 🤣
Ok, I'll poke a stick at the elephant in the room. I wonder if Kumail ever paid Pete back...
We absolutely paid him back. It only took us two years.
Emily Gordon Holy crap! It's Emily!!! Your episode on You made it weird is still my absolute favorite to this day and I've listened to it multiple times! It holds such incredible relationship advice and insight into how to have a happy and successful relationship. Thank you so very much for sharing, you really have no idea how inspiring you've been to me!!
Emily Gordon lol, the only reason this is funny to me is because a rhertorical question was asked on youtube and it was answered by the person most equipped to do so. which is fucking crazy cuz this is youtube.
Emily Gordon *slightly racist Kumail impression* Oh my gahd Emily! #keepitcrispy
Emily Gordon you were really funny on @midnight the other week!
Emilllyyyyyyyy help me please Emmmilllllyy (Kumail Voice) lol
Oh my gaaaaahd Emilyyyy
Pete Holmes is the kinda Jimmy Fallon we need.
Kumail is so much funnier than Aziz...
Agreed
Seems like you are comparing two Muslim American Comedians..
What does Aziz have to do with anything? lol thanks for the random thought
@@BaderAaron Aziz was referenced in the video.
Their comedy styles are not even remotely similar. Dumb comparison.
Aziz funny as fuck in his own right. Who wouldn’t try to fuck 20 year olds if they were rich and famous?
It's interesting to learn of connections between comedians or actors where you would not have expected there to be one. I also learned today that Paul Rudd was instrumental in helping Jon Hamm get an agent when he came to CA, and they have been friends for 30 years.
i miss the pete holmes show.
Bring this show back
They're both hilarious!!
True friendship: when you can horribly insult your friend AND lend them tons of cash AND the relationship grows stronger without a second thought of the roasting
It's the first time i see Kumail or hear about him, and i instantly recognized his voice, that he lent to a character in Walking Dead season 2 ( the game, not the tv show ) great voice acting, it really left a mark since i remembered him after many years.
He shouldn't have to ask for the money back, it should just be paid back.
This is awesome
I've heard this joke so many times. But its always good to hear it again and see how their relationship changed over time. I think that retelling it probably reminds them of a time when they were better friends.
that handhold is the best bit on television
That was the definition of gold. Come back of the millennium :D
Pete holmes is great , love em
That was 30 seconds of straight hilarious awkwardness
Oh this show is cancelled? That is so ridiculous thing to do! Pete Holmes is such an articulate, genius, refreshing, natural and hilarious comedian, the facial expressions and the gestures, the voice tone, the body language, choice of words and the style of jokes.. I am absolutely sure if he gets back this show and just manage to keep it on air for 2 years, it's going to be in the top tier comedy shows..
We want Pete back!
Their expressions are everything 😁😂😍
The regret on Pete’s face and the sadness on kumails is so funny
I love this friendship
they are great together
"...well... as long as its on the table..."
LOL... at the end of this clip, I was hoping to see Kumail say, "... And now that I'm doing better I wanted to thank you publicly and give you the money back with interest if you don't mind." then he reaches into his pocket and give's him a 20 dollar bill and whatever change he has in his pocket. That seems like it would have been a Kumail move. Funny guys.
I still like him on Portlandia. The cell phone store.
Pete legend
1:42 THE BACK AND FORTH VIEWINGS OF THEIR FACES MAKES IT BETTER
2.05 - that brewing smile
Michael and Michael Have Issues...that show was underrated.
Longer silence = Robert De Niro on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
John Mulaney also said he told that joke. I literally watched his clip on your show right before this one.
Love Pete Holmes, but minor side note - don't expect people to ask for their money back and if they don't, that's not an excuse to not pay. Don't put that on people. Just pay it back and have respect for the kindness they showed.
Pete Holmes forever
If they only knew that he would become more shredded than Captain America....
This guys hilarious
Can't this guy get some real chairs for the show?
i think they have those weird chairs because pete is nba tall and they dont want him to look comically huger than his guests.
It's so rare to find someone these days that has your back like that "He never asked for it back"
Whyyyy was this cancelled??? Bring back Pete!!
The laughs of the dead. Nothing is more pleasing for humour then the laughs of the dead
I love these two together! They're so funny, great chemistry. The both make me laugh so hard. 🤣🤣
Also, Kumail's eyebrows? So sexy! Of course, I would for sure climb Pete like a tree if he was into it. 😜
Kumail was trying to get the debt loan a pardoned
Pete Holmes looks like a tennis club version of Val Kilmer.
Kimali voice rolls in the walking dead video game
Subscribing just because he's a damn nice guy!
Kumail voiced Reggie on the walking dead season 2 game
lol why do I have this feeling that "you never asked for it back." turns into some sort of lawsuit?
So I love this much like y'all, but I can see why people might not have been into watching a full episode of this live. Like it's delightful, but I wonder at the mainstream appeal if it wasn't in 5-10min chunks.
I love how here, 6 years later, Kumail was doing amazing (no one is doing amazing during the pandemic)
Poor Pete cant never ask for his money back after this
Why is Pete on the left? In every other talk show the host is on the right. It’s making me uncomfortable.
Gabe Doyle James cordon and graham norton
Jesus. Deal with it.
That shirt is so 90s
I had to watch this to see if it was Pete's dad or Kumail's dad...
Please make a movie together
Ohhhhh the kid was so new meaning.. ouch
Pete's joke was DEFINITELY worse than Kumail's.
was kumail choking at the end when he said "you never ask for it back?"
it seemed like it, right?
you mean choked up, I'm assuming. I think so. D'ahw.
Aw, look at regular Kumail.
mmmmmmmm kinda attracted to pete? its his doughboy aesthetic
I could watch Pete interview Kumail infinitely.
is this dude related to val kilmer? sooo look alike
I guess this video wants me to respect Pete. 🤠
Guess Kumail showed him.
In what way is this a “roast?” just seems like two buddies catching up.
What does he mean "he never asked for it back"?
Kumail is funnier than Aziz Ansari for sure
😂😂😂😂
Don't know where he is from but his is the Charlie Sheen version
I’ve been destroyed by a gaggle of bachelorette girls! It’s not my best moment!
I would have gone with, "Pete Holmes is here. Guess that means, somewhere out there his ex-wife's new baby daddy is making him irrelevant."
I expected this show to be one of those bland Comedy central shows where they give some crappy comedian a show
Pretty sure this was on tbs
give him his money back
What does he say at 4:03? "it's one of my father's [something], so"
Hello Alan from 2014 this is Shaan from 2019. What Pete Holmes says at the moment you mentioned was “it was one my fondest memories”. Enjoy 2014, for you know not what comes next.
Kumail will always be Pindar to me
kumal i think his name is lol he looks like a indean charlie sheen.
Obviously he’s not gonna ask for it back, borrowing already implies you’re paying it back - I promise, he’s still waiting lol!
HE never asked for it back, you're just supposed to repay it.
They did repay it. Kumail's wife, Emily, literally replied to a comment on this video 6 months ago saying that it took em two years to pay him back. As of right now it's exactly 6 comments above yours
Oh right on thanks - that was bugging me.
The have perfect wrong timing