Pete Holmes - What You Know About Green Eggs And Ham?!
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- Опубликовано: 8 июл 2018
- #PeteHolmes on how even scary people sleep and the TSA agent that gave him a lifetime of joy.
#PeteHolmesStandUp from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2015.
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"That's right, *through her.* "
Don’t math-check my joke
“That sounds boring...”
“No no, my brain plays movies that I’m in.” Lol
People with insomnia disliked this
I laughed hard at that
I love Pete Holmes for his relentless positivity.
He should name his next special Relentless Positivity 🤣
I love this dude's energy. He is amazing.
you should check out his work with College Humor, The Batman sketches are hilarious 😉👍
ExMen Pete Holmes. Look it up
@@gunfuego yes !!!
He’s like a Yoga instructor who clearly does not do yoga himself.
The monologues from his show are just great.
I swear he comes up with his jokes whilst baked to the beans. Also I love his total confidence in all his jokes, even the bad ones.
Thats probably a true observation but i find the use of the terms 'whilst' and 'baked to the beans' hilarious and i will have to try and incorporate them in my day to day
Watch his segment "wash my damn towel" on his old show, i watch it with full understanding that the jokes get tired after awhile but him cracking up himself realizing how dumb it is makes me really happy
He definitely doesn't smoke hes like mormon
Wait, Pete tells bad jokes??
Dude there's no high person with this much energy. He doesn't do drugs actually
I would love it if ol' Petey got his own Netflix special.
Have I got exciting news for you
... Everybody sleeps made me think that everyone's vulnerable at some point 😅😅😅
I'm think that's what he meant
"aaaaand we're back", what a great way to get out of a riff!
Pete has so much fun doing his routines. That makes his act even more enjoyable.
What you know about Pete Holmes' Routiiiiiiine?!!?? 😆
This guy is quickly becoming one of my favorites
He didn't answer the important question, though.
What does he know about Green Eggs and Ham?
Bill S you can eat em with a fox.
Listen to his podcast. He does.
It all
The important question is: Where are the other drugs going?
harvey dent, can we trust him? @@tzeege
I remembered hearing this story on the Pete Holmes show a few years ago. Out of nowhere this gets in my head 2 days ago and I cannot and cannot remember from where it was.
Today RUclips recommended me this video.
Life is good.
That 360° joke killed me! 😅😅
Reinaldo Torres because he went through you
don't math check my jokes, don't math check my jokes
I didn`t get it, thx
@@Dani_London 😂
You don't have to believe me at all, but I'm absolutely as psyched as Pete regarding the phrase "Whachoo know 'bout green eggs and haaam!"
For sure. I wrote it down in my list of important things to remember.
He looks like the love child of Zach Braff and John Ritter.
I was thinking John Ritter and Richard Thomas (John Boy Walton) 🤣🤣🤣
Naw,, you’re close, but he’s the love child of John Ritter and extra buttery cookie dough
Sounds like it too
Sounds Like John Ritter!!
I was just thinking that. Omg
“It’s land-o-lakes down there. I can’t believe it’s not an erection.”😂😂😂
That one was honestly funnier than his actual act. I miss his show.
Pete Holmes: Come for the laughs, stay for the Joy Hacks.
"My brain plays movies that I'm in"
This man is a genius
Mans doing donuts in a Walmart parking lot screaming "would you could not on a boat" for 45 mins straight
the way this man commands a crowd is impressive to say the least. absolute pro at performing
Btw, people, this is from 2015 in case it wasn’t obvious that Just for Laughs reuploads old sets
Oh, thanks!
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It DOES say that in the description
2:53 I literally died 🤣
“ Harvey Dent, can we trust him?”
He's just sleeping
We're way past that.
He’s just genuinely fun and funny
His sketch comedy is unmatched thanks to his weird comedy style. Love it
This was PERFECTION.
Pete Holmes is still my favorite guest to appear on “Hot Ones”.. and that’s tough to say given how many ppl are truly incredible on that show; but Pete has a way of making a humble remark humbling to hear.. idk if that makes any sense to anyone but he’s just comes off as such a wholesome human.
Unless you’re in the X-Men, then he’s just mean…
@@djublonskopf or the justice league 😉😅
I think it was, “WOULD YOU, COULD YOU ON A BOAT?” that really got me
Pete Holmes is my Ram Dass
Pete's voice brings me peace
Pete is so wonderful. One of my favourite stand ups these days :D
wait what? this is not pete holmes.
pete holmes doesnt swear like a sailor.
hes a good christian boy
is that a haiku?
Frost Pat hahahahahaha! You made my day. It's close. All I had to leave out was the "wait what?"
Had to look up the details of a haiku though :)
I thought he was a youth pastor
i was surprised to learn about his drug addiction and alcohol addiction. his character on crashing was nothing like that.
@@adamzez so does he haha
“Would you could you on a boat!!! Would you could you on a goat!!!!”
This made my day I’ve heard his green eggs and ham joke before but still this made my day
I had no idea what I was getting into watching this video. I didn't even read the title. I just thought I'd give Pete Holmes' stand up a try.
This changed my life xD xD Man, not all heroes wear capes, some wear TSA badges, mothafuckaaa :D
A masterpiece. Thank you
Hey! Hey. Hey... Pete you're a delight. Loved your late night, loving this stand up snippet. Keep doing you, 'cause I would bet real people money I'm not the only one who enjoys you.
I love pete! Funny and original content...great comedic timing😆
Missed you Pete, so glad to see recent videos
Love this guy
Internet, I call upon thee! Make "buttercock" a thing!
Done, I submitted it to the Urban Dictionary.
I love you, Pete Holmes. You are a national treasure.
i haven't laughed that hard in months
I used to hate it when comedians repeat jokes, but this man’s TV show, crashing, really actually made me start appreciating it from an effort perspective.
The way he says "do you understand?" after his jokes gets me every time.
we must protect Pete Holmes at all costs!
Pete out of hibernation
lol with that belly? don't you mean right before hibernation?
cuz hes a big fucking teddy bear
this is from 2015
Got to see him at the Laugh Factory several years ago. Always funny.
lov'n this guy
I'm a fan of the podcast. First time I seen him do standup. He's deep on the podcast. He kills on stage though!
This routine is so McDonald's....
I'm lovin it!
murphragous
One of my favorite quotes. I use it constantly.
I can only pray to God that one day, I'll see Pete Holmes in an airport.
Just discovered 10 min ago. Amazingly talented and creative with a different approach. I hope I'm not the only one picking up on all those references!
Samesies!
Harvey Dent. Can we trust him?
I'm just imagining him turning in a complete circle in front of me and just starts walking into me
Fab and my new favourite 😁. Love his original material 🤩
my mans out here shaped like a bowling pin
He came to Canadia & Made It Weird.
Comedian Jedidiah James - thank you for calling it Canadia! It’s what I have always called it and people look at me like I belong in a nuthouse, which I probably do but that’s besides the point.
Canadia 4 lyfe.
Can we all agree that it should be “I can’t believe it’s not boner?”
No. It was his joke.
Dude has really good Kylo Ren impression that he isn't aware of yet. I wanna see the prof. X series with star wars characters
Brilliant. This is like something of a Mozart of comedy.
This man is a saint God Bless 🤣🤣🤣
I gained a new understanding of him after reading his book.
Pete is off the charts different ❤
He's one of my favorite comics starting now. That set was Mac Donalds
It's shut down time 😂 shiiiit I love sleep.
me too i do it every day. shit is bomb
I bet he's received tons of that Dr. Seuss shirt now
Pete Holmes in on fire
I like this guy, natural entertainer ✌️
I loves me some Pete!
If you see this comment Mr. Holmes-
Good to have you back!!
Expecting new videos from you soon
..
i would die for this soft, silly man
Thought he was going to talk about Phil Collins when I saw the title. Funny anyhow!
This guy is adorable 😄
ScarJo killing it.
Incredible! Laughed throughout the whole thing
My brain plays movies im in lol
It’s like Landa Lakes down there. Died, saw the video again, died again.
Show me a 9 is wild😂
People do love the way she says “ham”
HaMmmmmmmm
I love reading these coments and realizing we all just love Pete
This guy has a trickle of John Ritter, and I love it: but this makes me miss “Three’s Company”* and that reminds me of my age? Which makes me feel so cripplingly depressed. Goddamnit.
agreed!!
acracehorse
Being reminded of your age is a good thing! It means you’re still alive.
as a recovered methamphetamine addict I can attest that not sleeping for a few days literally makes you insane.
You see and hear things that aren't real, your temper gets exponentially shorter and after a while your brain starts taking micronaps; you'll be in the middle of a thought or sentence and just blank out, still sitting/ standin, eyes still open, you regain awareness a few seconds later feeling somewhat lost and confused, unsure of how long you zonked out for.
Reality subtly and gradually loses its context; people, places and things slowly become abstract and unfamiliar, time and space seem to expand, contract and otherwise deform at random.
It gets difficult to maintain a train of thought, your mind incessantly intruded upon by every little sound and movement, the world gets loud and chatic around you while you basically sit around going mad.
Keep up on your rest, even if it means occasionally blowing off seemingly important plans or events , make sure you get
His awkward humor made me cry laugh omg
Bring back the Badman series, that stuff was gold
I'm thinking of doin this
Wow I wonder what it would be like if he had a show.
That's hilarious! Everybody sleeps! I say that all the time to my husband 😜🤣😂 I always tell him I don't have to touch you to mess you up! I know where you eat! I know where you sleep!! 🤣😂
Land o’ Lakes!
😁😁😁😁😁
You seem like a totally Green Eggs and Ham kind of guy to me, Pete!
Pete Holmes is my childhood best friends face on my grandpas body.
It's hard for me to watch other Pete Holmes comedy with this being my introduction to him.
Don’t math check my jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy is hilarious, I've only ever seen him on CollegeHumor a few years ago, i knew he was a comedian then but this is the first time I'm looking into his stand up, i've just been pissing myself laughing at some of his videos, I'll have to look out for him, does anyone know if he ever tours the UK? (That is if we survive it through 2020, without devolving into Falmer-like creatures from Skyrim)
Lmfao don't math check my jokes 🤣🤣🤣
I'd love to know Pete Holmes in person.
"Everybody sleeps" also works as a threat.
('You might be tough, but there are times you're not vigilant.. Every. Single. day.
Sleep tight.')
I'm Badman
Commissioner Gordon: Yes, you're Batman... **shakes head**
He's like the worst, but also he's kind of ok. I bet mom'll love him.
Trap Profiles
Watch his “I Dropped a Dog” clip...even if you don’t like it, your mom definitely will!
yo, I'm pretty sure he used a jedi mind trick right at the end that was insane wft
Pete is funny dude