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  • Pete Davidson on being misled by Drake lyrics, weird American anti-weed commercials, and his experience at free clinics .
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  • @justforlaughs
    @justforlaughs  22 часа назад

    Watch more JFL content with your favourite SNL stars here 👉 bit.ly/418qh5e

  • @pieceofloveb2638
    @pieceofloveb2638 5 лет назад +6979

    “YO”
    “what?”
    “w e e d”

    • @bholmesdev
      @bholmesdev 4 года назад +23

      Likes at 420 and almost hit the button 😬

    • @Paducahrus
      @Paducahrus 4 года назад +14

      My commercial - Me eating every bit of food in the house.

    • @D4dmeat
      @D4dmeat 3 года назад +1

      O

    • @D4dmeat
      @D4dmeat 3 года назад +1

      @@bholmesdev mo

    • @D4dmeat
      @D4dmeat 3 года назад +1

      @@bholmesdev ll

  • @frogtaco9591
    @frogtaco9591 4 года назад +9886

    Imagine being high, cracking jokes in front of hundred of people lol

    • @danielatobal8918
      @danielatobal8918 4 года назад +18

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cellblocknine5385
      @cellblocknine5385 4 года назад +425

      that would be the worst, most anxiety inducing thing ever lol

    • @natehawk3629
      @natehawk3629 4 года назад +109

      @@cellblocknine5385 not if you're high, lmao.

    • @humanangst8801
      @humanangst8801 4 года назад +361

      @@natehawk3629 especially when I’m high

    • @bigdaddy4406
      @bigdaddy4406 4 года назад +13

      He doesn't have to. 💯😅

  • @snap-off5383
    @snap-off5383 5 лет назад +7730

    Pete pulls up to the stop sign and waits for it to turn green: WEED.

    • @suparockr
      @suparockr 4 года назад +110

      I did that shit sober yesterday

    • @snap-off5383
      @snap-off5383 4 года назад +39

      @@suparockr I've done it twice Stoned. You know how you drive by autopilot I think we handle the stop signs and stop lights by autopilot too and sometimes they just get mixed up. 😜

    • @ashspades5307
      @ashspades5307 4 года назад +33

      Getting lost a block from your house for nearly 2 minutes.. weed

    • @nancyhernandez2271
      @nancyhernandez2271 4 года назад +6

      Snap-off Autopilot is real! I randomly decided to GO at a red light. WTF

    • @snap-off5383
      @snap-off5383 4 года назад +2

      @@nancyhernandez2271 in az today? Today I Saw a black dodge car do exactly that, spontaneously, almost got hit by a dodge pickup at about 50 mph. Was that you?
      My dad would say "a miss is a mile".

  • @johnthomas4790
    @johnthomas4790 4 года назад +1247

    I’m smoking weed in my crocs, I feel personally attacked

    • @Shadowswolf9666
      @Shadowswolf9666 4 года назад +14

      John Thomas wears crocs WEED

    • @viceb7
      @viceb7 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @SeanLain
      @SeanLain 3 года назад +1

      That's offensive to crocodile attack survivors

    • @jakefastf
      @jakefastf 3 года назад +1

      You need to reconsider everything

    • @p.al.o4437
      @p.al.o4437 3 года назад

      Hahahaha

  • @nanyabusiness9222
    @nanyabusiness9222 6 лет назад +21129

    Pete Davidson sounds like that one alcoholic uncle that our parents tell us to stay away from

    • @laykantheealien5722
      @laykantheealien5722 6 лет назад +259

      Danielle Drake with a tinge of Adam Sandler

    • @m35926
      @m35926 6 лет назад +48

      Half Stanhope, half Burr

    • @oshunorisha367
      @oshunorisha367 6 лет назад +17

      My uncle chris

    • @AliM-kz7oh
      @AliM-kz7oh 6 лет назад +102

      Or the cousin that smokes a lot of weed

    • @emperorpalpatine1574
      @emperorpalpatine1574 6 лет назад +6

      Danielle Drake and for Christ’s sake take a new profile pic you have so much damn makeup and your lips look like hotdogs

  • @lilbeast4386
    @lilbeast4386 5 лет назад +1697

    "Pete... Pete... PETE!"
    "What?"
    "Weed."

  • @pinkicingwitharsenic
    @pinkicingwitharsenic 5 лет назад +11754

    He'd be a great voice actor

    • @carollipton4584
      @carollipton4584 5 лет назад +143

      Can't wait to see him do animation.

    • @urmum3971
      @urmum3971 5 лет назад +19

      @HELENA SHANAHAN i was thinking that too lol

    • @hannahh2504
      @hannahh2504 5 лет назад +79

      He’s essentially just a young Gilbert Gottfried

    • @derekgorski770
      @derekgorski770 5 лет назад +40

      I swear he’s actually the gym teacher in big mouth.

    • @cl8822
      @cl8822 5 лет назад +9

      Gilbert Godfried

  • @BobPaw
    @BobPaw 4 года назад +1137

    "Yo pete" followed by like fifteen seconds of silence got me cackling

    • @oliviamueller5078
      @oliviamueller5078 3 года назад +15

      After the first 2 seconds I knew what was goin down and I was like I feel that while dying laughing

    • @VICIOUSD3M0N
      @VICIOUSD3M0N 2 года назад

      Lol
      *900th like*

    • @oreo0hero
      @oreo0hero 2 года назад +2

      Cus thats so funny, what yall smoking? Pass me some of that

    • @DubHead69420
      @DubHead69420 2 года назад +2

      Cackling? 🤷‍♂️

    • @DubHead69420
      @DubHead69420 2 года назад +1

      @@oreo0hero, what?

  • @audreyl.4203
    @audreyl.4203 5 лет назад +16731

    Running through the six ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢ

    • @lee2759
      @lee2759 5 лет назад +194

      Running through the six with my hoes
      Running through the six with my bros
      Running through the six with my toes
      Running through the six with a bloody nose

    • @drealboy_
      @drealboy_ 5 лет назад +57

      How did you write "with my friends" like that?

    • @autumnfalls1645
      @autumnfalls1645 5 лет назад +47

      ok but this comment was more funnier than the joke

    • @slyreject8370
      @slyreject8370 5 лет назад +47

      @@drealboy_ He copypasted it from a font website. If you can find a font website you will be the ruler of a comment section.

    • @drealboy_
      @drealboy_ 5 лет назад +8

      @@slyreject8370 bet

  • @nineteen8122
    @nineteen8122 5 лет назад +5424

    Dude looks like his jeans are on backwards.

    • @tamarmurphy6492
      @tamarmurphy6492 5 лет назад +80

      Nineteen81 this literally made me laugh so hard cuz it’s true 😂he’s skinny and he sags so it just looks weird on him

    • @Theresacarroll9
      @Theresacarroll9 5 лет назад +27

      Yeah, his legs are chicken legs.

    • @Theresacarroll9
      @Theresacarroll9 5 лет назад +5

      Los Fromla Oh they are! Strange, I never really paid attention to those limbs.

    • @sherifmohsen3118
      @sherifmohsen3118 5 лет назад +6

      .. WeEd

    • @bambi732
      @bambi732 5 лет назад +11

      Thanks for pointing this out. Now, I'll never be able to fucking unsee this. Totally fucked my perception of him. Fuck, man.

  • @jonathanman5560
    @jonathanman5560 6 лет назад +3408

    Waiting for the stop sign to turn green... Weed

    • @AmberAmbwee
      @AmberAmbwee 6 лет назад +22

      Jonathan Man *checks off bingo square*

    • @MastaSmack
      @MastaSmack 5 лет назад +25

      That's funny for non smokers, but to smokers who drive just fine, don't get into accidents and have 0 tickets not as much.

    • @marcusschiff1779
      @marcusschiff1779 5 лет назад +21

      @@MastaSmack You just aren't getting high enough bruh

    • @sarakate5651
      @sarakate5651 5 лет назад +8

      I've done this so many times. Literally the perfect example

    • @marteendesantiago4856
      @marteendesantiago4856 5 лет назад +16

      MastaSmack you can have 0 tickets and drive just fine and still wait for the stop sign to turn green lmao. Has happened to me neforey

  • @elliinspace
    @elliinspace 3 года назад +201

    I love pete's standup because it's so casual. You truly feel like you are sitting there high with him while he just goes on about bullshit for 10 minutes. He's effortlessly funny.

  • @djtwelvetwenty2939
    @djtwelvetwenty2939 6 лет назад +9651

    worst side effects of weed: letting everyone go before you at a 4 way stop.

  • @jasonfrancese8359
    @jasonfrancese8359 5 лет назад +1495

    I love how he says “Your Drake” like he’s Jesus.

  • @Aloemancer
    @Aloemancer 6 лет назад +2608

    He's got a serious case of Steve Buscemi eyes
    Also his voice is 40 years older than his face and body

  • @manty4552
    @manty4552 4 года назад +7515

    Just noticed he’s wearing a firefighter shirt. If you know you know

    • @bearface999
      @bearface999 4 года назад +249

      @KingJay his dad was a fireman

    • @bearface999
      @bearface999 4 года назад +284

      @KingJay his dad was a fucking fireman and was killed as a first respondent to 911. you dont need proof

    • @dndndnjfhdbdjdhdj9287
      @dndndnjfhdbdjdhdj9287 4 года назад +227

      @KingJay shut the fuck, Pete has talked about it a few times already, just be quiet if you don't know.

    • @stevenchen4686
      @stevenchen4686 4 года назад +117

      @KingJay Stop trying to be funny, you're not

    • @Cloby02
      @Cloby02 4 года назад +65

      @KingJay Nope he was a fireman

  • @Estela_such_gil
    @Estela_such_gil 5 лет назад +4148

    Pete's pants are lower than my self-esteem

    • @mariaa.5829
      @mariaa.5829 5 лет назад +13

      Feel better

    • @breakingtide
      @breakingtide 4 года назад +60

      This statement is true whether you have low or high self esteem

    • @s0dap0p27
      @s0dap0p27 4 года назад +22

      His pants are higher than mine

    • @Kcrekow
      @Kcrekow 4 года назад +1

      Who wouldn't have low self esteem knowing that you made millions without any tallent

    • @Mephelinmainman
      @Mephelinmainman 4 года назад +11

      Ronnyboy stfu

  • @ElyciusM
    @ElyciusM 6 лет назад +2095

    I laughed so hard when he said "I dont know anything about politics. And it wouldn't even work here cause you don't have what we have in America; which is, Idk." That's my kind of humor.

    • @lifeisa.smalllesson333
      @lifeisa.smalllesson333 6 лет назад +66

      He's aware that no one knows and were all fucked. He makes humor out of the akward and painful parts of life that noone talks about.

    • @mario6148
      @mario6148 5 лет назад +2

      Elycius you will like John Capurulo

    • @KorieG
      @KorieG 5 лет назад +7

      "I try, I turn on CNN, Oh FUCK, we have a SENATE now?!?!?!?!" LOL Later...

  • @alexismaceira4732
    @alexismaceira4732 6 лет назад +2333

    Pete is real af and that makes everything he says that much funnier because you know it's probably true

    • @ANGRLLL
      @ANGRLLL 6 лет назад +41

      @Rudolph Rudolph who are you Ariana or something? Do you know him personally?

    • @imonmxrs
      @imonmxrs 6 лет назад +39

      Rudolph Rudolph i dont think i’ve ever seen an article about Pete cheating on anyone and or being rude to people

    • @safiya970
      @safiya970 6 лет назад +14

      @@imonmxrs neither have I 🙄 smh some people are so sad

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 5 лет назад +9

      tabloid bitches think because they watch buzzfeed videos about a person, they are friends with him. fuck outta here you celeb worshiping cunts

    • @carollipton4584
      @carollipton4584 5 лет назад +5

      @Rudolph Rudolph Where did you read that he was a serial cheater? Never saw that one anywhere before.

  • @DavidCubie1
    @DavidCubie1 4 года назад +893

    34 is shaking, it's been 7 NO in a row
    UNDERRATED JOKE I DIED THERE

    • @JP-Gurley
      @JP-Gurley 4 года назад +18

      due for a yes lmao

    • @isaiahsaldana693
      @isaiahsaldana693 4 года назад +6

      I cant tell if I'm high or just dont get it

    • @DavidCubie1
      @DavidCubie1 4 года назад +10

      @@isaiahsaldana693 maybe ur just stupid

    • @theelectricchair8551
      @theelectricchair8551 4 года назад

      Please explain

    • @DavidCubie1
      @DavidCubie1 4 года назад +9

      @@theelectricchair8551 well if there has been 7 no in a row, that means that at some point must be a YES

  • @oath_xiii
    @oath_xiii 5 лет назад +4264

    Pete Davidson - The Entire Millennial generation in one man

    • @Josh-ck9bv
      @Josh-ck9bv 5 лет назад +50

      Pyromaniac1339 nah fuck that shit. I don’t want to be represented by him lmao

    • @clearlynotchloe2714
      @clearlynotchloe2714 5 лет назад +47

      do you mean millennials or do you mean gen z?

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 лет назад +26

      Since Pete was born in 1993, I'm going to say "the Gen-Y millennials" (which is from 1981 to around the mid-1990s).

    • @katharineforsyth1870
      @katharineforsyth1870 5 лет назад +18

      He's not even a millennial, he's like 25

    • @Eorzat
      @Eorzat 5 лет назад +41

      Katherine Ujhazy He’s absolutely a millennial. Look up your generations again.

  • @Stargirlbeck
    @Stargirlbeck 5 лет назад +8323

    he needs to voice a character in Big Mouth lol

    • @trevthekidd
      @trevthekidd 5 лет назад +147

      Is it going over my head or does he actually not voice anyone?

    • @bigbangattack97
      @bigbangattack97 5 лет назад +132

      bad show is trash

    • @weirdskyreallyweird.5519
      @weirdskyreallyweird.5519 5 лет назад +530

      Voice? Why waste animation money? He literally looks like a character from big mouth already, just put him in the show as a live actor lol.

    • @CrowRenager
      @CrowRenager 5 лет назад +51

      Skylar O'kane that made me laugh my ass off and i had a shitty day. thank you

    • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
      @chefboiardeeznutz9881 5 лет назад +25

      @@bigbangattack97 nah, better than family guy.

  • @unityking7451
    @unityking7451 5 лет назад +977

    "THE SENATE!!"
    "I can't do this! We have a Senate now!?"🤣🤣

    • @brianstone3722
      @brianstone3722 5 лет назад +13

      That shit killed me for some reason lol

    • @non_da
      @non_da 5 лет назад +6

      @@brianstone3722 yea that was probably the best one. really got me.

    • @KaitlynMcCary
      @KaitlynMcCary 4 года назад +1

      Unity King me as an American 🤣

    • @ZaneekuboMS
      @ZaneekuboMS 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 had me dying

  • @tinabeanie
    @tinabeanie 6 лет назад +6444

    He sounds like coach steve from big mouth

    • @philkessel86
      @philkessel86 6 лет назад +181

      Justine thanks for ruining this for me

    • @JSweez87
      @JSweez87 6 лет назад +66

      Lmao he does. Him and a less version of Gilbert Godfried

    • @nightmareuc1588
      @nightmareuc1588 6 лет назад +22

      Duuuuuude!

    • @danielkay7388
      @danielkay7388 6 лет назад +49

      How high are you to think about these kind of things

    • @Zeroxylon
      @Zeroxylon 6 лет назад +22

      when youre right youre right

  • @michaelmathias3277
    @michaelmathias3277 6 лет назад +1834

    I root for Pete like he's part of the family.

    • @VocalSpiritPresents
      @VocalSpiritPresents 5 лет назад +3

      Hell yea!

    • @michaelmathias3277
      @michaelmathias3277 5 лет назад +5

      @@VocalSpiritPresents Kate Beckinsale- I dont think Pete needs my help anymore!!

    • @rosemiller2075
      @rosemiller2075 5 лет назад +3

      Me too! Pete is cool love his realness

    • @michaelmathias3277
      @michaelmathias3277 5 лет назад +5

      Pete is dating another hot, famous celebrity- he has low key nuclear fusion sex appeal it appears.

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 5 лет назад +3

      As a member of his family please whisper to him to pull his pants up, and that he's getting a little too old for that look.

  • @spookertin
    @spookertin 5 лет назад +1159

    The only worst thing about smoking weed is running out

    • @Entertainer145
      @Entertainer145 5 лет назад +4

      Spooker Tin Moooooood Rn

    • @OneCrazedSniper1
      @OneCrazedSniper1 5 лет назад +6

      Or your parents being home because your work visa expired and need to go back with no sense of confidence or anything lined up... Anybody?

    • @awesomegaymer5786
      @awesomegaymer5786 4 года назад +25

      It sucks when your dankrupt

    • @alexswedock3911
      @alexswedock3911 4 года назад +16

      I started smoking weed when I was 14 and I’m 22 now and ya know
      I think there’s been some damage done
      to my brain

    • @Lachlanrocca
      @Lachlanrocca 4 года назад

      @@OneCrazedSniper1 word

  • @yeilliemariediaz3271
    @yeilliemariediaz3271 4 года назад +1742

    Why I’m so attracted to this man I don't understand...

    • @molassio1989
      @molassio1989 4 года назад +112

      Humor is very attractive, right behind confidence, of which you need at least a decent amount to go on stage and perform.

    • @jessesteele2620
      @jessesteele2620 4 года назад +18

      Maybe you have poor taste? He's a real piece of shit to people in real life based on experiences

    • @clanofclams2720
      @clanofclams2720 4 года назад +53

      @@jessesteele2620 you've never met him.

    • @jessesteele2620
      @jessesteele2620 4 года назад +7

      @@clanofclams2720 know several people who have. Good enough for me plus his new movie is awful

    • @clanofclams2720
      @clanofclams2720 4 года назад +58

      @@jessesteele2620 So you base your opinion of a man off a few stories told secondhand? Well, maybe your judgement is piss-poor.
      And the movie was a solid 3.5/5 very good

  • @thispointintime
    @thispointintime 6 лет назад +308

    "THE SENATE!" "we have a senate now?" lmaoooo

  • @RRRRobbbb
    @RRRRobbbb 5 лет назад +2461

    This guy has a lot of potential. He just doesn't reach high enough. But you can tell he has the brain power. He's probably right on the cusp of something great.

    • @greybeard6504
      @greybeard6504 5 лет назад +108

      Rob yeah, I always think that too, ever since I first saw him on SNL. He’s got great potential. You can see it.

    • @dashwins
      @dashwins 5 лет назад +50

      @@greybeard6504 but he wont. Hes too engulfed around death. He's like a lanky Addams kid. And he could care less

    • @kaitlyncaldwell9037
      @kaitlyncaldwell9037 5 лет назад +70

      he’s always too high. it’s the weed 😂😂

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 5 лет назад +14

      He's too fake. On stage he speaks with a heavy Staten Island accent, but in interviews it vanishes.

    • @user-sw1wq8lh2w
      @user-sw1wq8lh2w 5 лет назад +113

      @@hd-xc2lz he grew up in staten island, perhaps he tones it down for interviews... he doesn't use it that strong in SNL. Besides, it's stand up, it's an act. Larry the Cable Guy is easily the worst offender.

  • @hallertau
    @hallertau 6 лет назад +3446

    He looks like the love child of Steph Curry and Rami Malek.

    • @sheila174
      @sheila174 6 лет назад +52

      He played Rami Malek in an SNL skit recently.

    • @pizzapringles6957
      @pizzapringles6957 5 лет назад +13

      Christian Yelich & Rami Malek*

    • @heydumbass758
      @heydumbass758 5 лет назад +1

      hallertau why are you right

    • @damianespinosa6393
      @damianespinosa6393 5 лет назад +9

      And the voice of a young Gilbert Godfrey

    • @progKansas
      @progKansas 5 лет назад +1

      I wish he didn't get so many tats.

  • @MakhalanyaneMotaung
    @MakhalanyaneMotaung 4 года назад +94

    2:43 that “just slither in there” deserved a massive laugh. Had me creasing 🤣

  • @calviincalifornia4048
    @calviincalifornia4048 5 лет назад +881

    im a comic
    the reason the audience was so quiet was because the mic was not hearing them
    you can tell how he pauses that the crowd was laughing alot, but the microphone recording pickups are not sensitive enough to hear rolling laughs and murmurs
    if you were in the room live you would hear it all. thats why live theatre is so wonderful :)

    • @alexeskimo4054
      @alexeskimo4054 5 лет назад +38

      calvi in california i’m a comic book too

    • @dustinnukem5458
      @dustinnukem5458 5 лет назад +1

      Where is your work? You tube

    • @backyardjuggler
      @backyardjuggler 5 лет назад +21

      I hope you're right, but it seems like maybe he was not connecting with them as much as he hoped, as he asks them (at 7:32) something like, "What material were you expecting?"
      Which maybe that's part of his normal routine, but it seemed like something he would be asking as a transition or path back to some sort of connection / success with the set, to me (but I am just a caveman in these contexts, of course).

    • @checkerssaltandpepper1156
      @checkerssaltandpepper1156 5 лет назад +3

      lol shut the fuck up

    • @emmygreen5864
      @emmygreen5864 5 лет назад

      😎😎😎😎😎

  • @littlelark4077
    @littlelark4077 5 лет назад +1559

    How is he wearing a belt and his pants are still that low? 😂

  • @esdrassagastume9914
    @esdrassagastume9914 5 лет назад +763

    “Running through the six with my friends”

  • @jeffb6276
    @jeffb6276 4 года назад +83

    I feel like pete naturally laughs at his own jokes the way I do to myself when I'm on ketamine

  • @AmberAmbwee
    @AmberAmbwee 6 лет назад +1327

    I wish people would scream at me to smoke weed. 😂

    • @MastaSmack
      @MastaSmack 5 лет назад +21

      As long as it was free and wasn't laced with anything...oh and they didn't have a bunch cold sores on their lips.

    • @mskasweetwyne
      @mskasweetwyne 5 лет назад +12

      YO FUCKFACE!

    • @johnpappadopoulos2812
      @johnpappadopoulos2812 5 лет назад +2

      Cause that's what real heros do

    • @Josh-ck9bv
      @Josh-ck9bv 5 лет назад

      Amber Ambwee would like this comment but the number is good

    • @kylemccrary6241
      @kylemccrary6241 5 лет назад

      Lol Right!!

  • @itsmevarnami
    @itsmevarnami 5 лет назад +1034

    He really does looks the the human version of Melman the giraffe

    • @tia4936
      @tia4936 4 года назад +13

      LMFAOOO YES

    • @goddamnit
      @goddamnit 4 года назад +16

      Wait holy shit you're right lmao

    • @greasy2007
      @greasy2007 4 года назад +6

      Aww that's mean

    • @jamesmoyner7499
      @jamesmoyner7499 4 года назад +5

      I think part of it is the bags under his eyes he looks so tired.

    • @tessawebb9469
      @tessawebb9469 4 года назад +1

      I get a Ren from Ren and Stimpy vibe.

  • @crystalynaurelia300
    @crystalynaurelia300 5 лет назад +421

    “The senate-“
    “I can’t”

  • @getshwifty3101
    @getshwifty3101 4 года назад +129

    6:56 I died at that "no noise during sex," cause I'm the same way. Most girls I've dated apparently liked it when guys make noise though, soooo. You win some, you lose some lol

    • @michelledekenipp2382
      @michelledekenipp2382 4 года назад +17

      I find it kinda weird that most guys are quiet. Then I'm wondering if they are enjoying it

    • @getshwifty3101
      @getshwifty3101 4 года назад +10

      @@michelledekenipp2382 I enjoy it, but it's like talking while jogging. Being vocal while doing the work just tires out faster.

    • @kikireadalot
      @kikireadalot 4 года назад +17

      You don't have to make conversation just grunt once for yes or twice for no a few times, it ain't that hard LOL

    • @viceb7
      @viceb7 4 года назад +10

      @@kikireadalot yea I'm on this train lol just make some moans you don't gotta have a conversation

    • @nuwang2381
      @nuwang2381 3 года назад

      @@michelledekenipp2382 most dudes have conditioned them selves with the silant wank so the folks can here you so we don't make much noise not because we don't like you just cause we don't want anyone to walk in mid nut.

  • @MartinKohoutekchannel
    @MartinKohoutekchannel 6 лет назад +837

    He sounds a little like Dave Chapelle doing his white man voice :D

    • @Yoshinori76
      @Yoshinori76 5 лет назад +21

      His mannerisms definitely remind me of Chappelle. And I love Chappelle

    • @opmike343
      @opmike343 5 лет назад +8

      The Dave Chapelle similarity IMMEDIATELY jumped out to me.

    • @DeborahGagliani
      @DeborahGagliani 5 лет назад +2

      totally

    • @ipwndrums
      @ipwndrums 5 лет назад +1

      @@Yoshinori76 especially when he was talking about cutting open the couch and "slithering" in there lol

    • @lolmee2696
      @lolmee2696 5 лет назад +1

      i just watched him the first time and def reminds me of chappelle alot. like how he tells little skits and all, really cool

  • @ee-ey1vc
    @ee-ey1vc 6 лет назад +1628

    he looks like carl from shameless 30 years from now

  • @toogee1850
    @toogee1850 5 лет назад +468

    "No?
    Whore."
    LMFAOOOOOO!!

  • @jadenhixx
    @jadenhixx 4 года назад +36

    “YOU WANNA SMOKE WEED” got me crying

  • @stylinsebastian7427
    @stylinsebastian7427 6 лет назад +513

    Now, everytime I see a baby realizing my existence, I'll think of Pete bustin one.

  • @DuckingAround
    @DuckingAround 6 лет назад +4463

    Idk why people in the comments thought this standup was weak. I thought it was hella funny. Just because the audience isn't screaming doesn't mean you can't find it funny 🙄

    • @geewhiz23
      @geewhiz23 6 лет назад +48

      But they need to be told when to laugh. Why do you think they watch shows like The Big Bang Theory?

    • @joefather2463
      @joefather2463 6 лет назад +28

      Ducking Around not that it isn’t funny at all it is just weak it’s just those kinda jokes that make you smile and forget about it

    • @aydensimpson6337
      @aydensimpson6337 6 лет назад +11

      That's not why we didn't find it funny lmao, this type of humor is obviously mostly for stoners, so for a lot of people who are clean, it doesn't make us laugh

    • @JNava
      @JNava 6 лет назад +12

      Ducking Around it wasn’t the audience, it was the fact that I didn’t produce a single smile while watching this.

    • @bubblebobblefullthrottle
      @bubblebobblefullthrottle 6 лет назад +1

      I didn’t get it either. I’m so glad you said this. I thought I was crazy

  • @wragle
    @wragle 6 лет назад +541

    this guy sounds like a simpsons character

  • @sleeping7003
    @sleeping7003 3 года назад +33

    The funniest joke here is
    “It’s been 7 ‘no’s’ in a row, it’s due for a YES”
    😂😂

  • @NILoaNtFaCkBa
    @NILoaNtFaCkBa 5 лет назад +153

    Genuinly funny kid, you can tell it comes natural and that he enjoys his comedy, hes so close to cracking up at each one of his jokes.

  • @danknowsjapan2641
    @danknowsjapan2641 5 лет назад +756

    If they ever do a live action Simpsons movie, he needs to play Moe.

    • @bradleyrayson2955
      @bradleyrayson2955 4 года назад +14

      That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard when Hank Azaria still is alive

    • @arcenceil5708
      @arcenceil5708 4 года назад +4

      What about Mr. Burns

    • @JH-ee5xv
      @JH-ee5xv 4 года назад +10

      Bradley Rayson Young Moe then in a flashback

    • @nickhousman6222
      @nickhousman6222 4 года назад +1

      Perfect

    • @kareemdelacreme2018
      @kareemdelacreme2018 4 года назад +2

      Sounds like Moe one hundred percent lol

  • @holl1.i3
    @holl1.i3 5 лет назад +387

    I’m late but he sounds so much like coach Steve

    • @magdalenagrace7979
      @magdalenagrace7979 5 лет назад +2

      the hara hollie omg love this comment, love the reference

    • @JPTheWorst
      @JPTheWorst 4 года назад +1

      Now I can’t I hear this :/

    • @ExpiredEvan
      @ExpiredEvan 4 года назад +6

      or Jay

    • @nyc9721
      @nyc9721 3 года назад

      HE DOES LMFAOO

  • @stealth1474
    @stealth1474 4 года назад +106

    This man's akward silence is funny alone 😂

  • @jbaby362
    @jbaby362 6 лет назад +395

    Dang you can tell that this is from a few years ago because of the blankness of his skin. He is so inked now it's so weird seeing skin colored arms

    • @mushmoro4e
      @mushmoro4e 5 лет назад +3

      And also here he hasn't got the tattoos on his arms

    • @changednamelit
      @changednamelit 5 лет назад +12

      @@mushmoro4e Which is what Jessie meant.

    • @sarahbarrett1247
      @sarahbarrett1247 5 лет назад +10

      "skin coloured arms" 😂

    • @sryburn641
      @sryburn641 5 лет назад

      @@sarahbarrett1247 😜😜😜

    • @llxxkillswitchxxll8657
      @llxxkillswitchxxll8657 5 лет назад

      I believe he got sleaves because his condition leaves him really pale don't quote me tho

  • @bluehaven8472
    @bluehaven8472 5 лет назад +201

    “ *Running through the Six with my friends* “😂😂😂

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 6 лет назад +3249

    I have to say I love Pete, he's just a normal guy with some brilliant observational comedy, who isn't afraid to admit the embarrassing stuff about himself, because either you like him, or you don't, and he's not concerned. I really hope he & Ariana have enough privacy to make their lives work together. They remind me of me & my husband & we just celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary, we moved in together after our 1st date.

    • @unshutoptic1
      @unshutoptic1 6 лет назад +57

      That's amazing! Happy anniversary to both of you.

    • @zo_oe3223
      @zo_oe3223 6 лет назад +4

      J is Scoobysmom So lovely for joking about Manchester bombing.. Not funny one bit. Kids died. No excuses for that..

    • @herbtenderson7335
      @herbtenderson7335 6 лет назад +18

      J is Scoobysmom So you're super hot and your husband is a charming goofball?

    • @RaceySpacey
      @RaceySpacey 6 лет назад +25

      I HEAR YOU GIRL. I met my husband on my 18th birthday and moved in after 3 months, engaged and pregnant all close together. Been with him 11 years. Time is nothing. Sometimes you really do just get lucky :)

    • @CuriousGoodsJessica
      @CuriousGoodsJessica 6 лет назад +2

      Ace Spa - Bless Your Heart & Bless Your Family! I think God puts us where we need to be, and when you meet your mate, it's meant! My husband & I had the same doctor growing up, our moms recognized each other when they met. My husband said he fell in love with me as I read the Highlights magazines in the doctor's waiting room 🤣 We "finally" met in the parking lot of our apt. complex. Our "baby" is 16 now, I can't imagine life any other way? 💗

  • @kcleach9312
    @kcleach9312 4 года назад +14

    "She cut a hole in the couch, got all the stuff out, then like got in and put her head out" lol

  • @tatagustatavo8922
    @tatagustatavo8922 6 лет назад +327

    this dude's younger than me and already sounds like an old and tired professor

    • @xSayPleasex
      @xSayPleasex 5 лет назад +1

      Sounds like Moe from Simpsons, slight resemblance too lol

    • @Sid-rp5yi
      @Sid-rp5yi 5 лет назад

      Weed

  • @Trueseculardesi
    @Trueseculardesi 6 лет назад +1229

    This guy already looks high in the thumbnail.

    • @LouisFGraham
      @LouisFGraham 6 лет назад +3

      Isn't he sober now?

    • @Ferrero123
      @Ferrero123 6 лет назад +16

      LouisFGraham he has some serious disease. Weed helps him with pain.

    • @gabewatson6869
      @gabewatson6869 6 лет назад

      realistically i’d assume that he is

    • @alessandraleigh9919
      @alessandraleigh9919 6 лет назад

      Tommaso Urbisci he also has borderline personality disorder

  • @1manorgy
    @1manorgy 5 лет назад +381

    He might not make a noise when he comes, but the expression he makes with that face is going to be very loud.

    • @HeyZeusBelden
      @HeyZeusBelden 5 лет назад +4

      I make a lot of noise when he cumz

  • @isabellemonroe3648
    @isabellemonroe3648 4 года назад +89

    I have the weirdest attraction to this man. I mean I just have such a freaking giant crush on him and I don't know why

  • @Or-yx
    @Or-yx 5 лет назад +211

    I laughed so hard that the rice I was eating went up my nose, then when I FINALLY stopped laughing and started BREATHING, the rice that was in my nose went down my throat and I choked. Thx Pete.

  • @AylaASMR
    @AylaASMR 6 лет назад +1490

    Why are people hating? The audience laughed after every punch line. I loved it, too lol

    • @pureluck8767
      @pureluck8767 6 лет назад +8

      Because he is creepy looking

    • @billionaire5526
      @billionaire5526 6 лет назад

      Pure Luck but he’s engaged to Ariana Grande so do you think anyone gives a single fuck about his looks?

    • @thelolodude857
      @thelolodude857 6 лет назад +6

      They're people without a sense of humour who can't laugh unless there's this huge audience bursting out in tears they can hear

    • @Sherlock_MacGyver
      @Sherlock_MacGyver 6 лет назад

      Because he's homophobic and racist

    • @ruudvangorilla3221
      @ruudvangorilla3221 6 лет назад +3

      @@Sherlock_MacGyver you're saying homophobic like it's a bad thing, and the word "Racist" has been thrown around so much lately that it doesn't mean anything anymore

  • @elizabethsaporito7566
    @elizabethsaporito7566 5 лет назад +375

    Binged a lot of stand-up and barely laughed... this kid is money.

    • @toma992
      @toma992 5 лет назад +4

      Same

    • @Astral-up
      @Astral-up 5 лет назад +13

      Some are good, some are not. You probably think Jim Carey is the best comedian out there.

    • @elizabethsaporito7566
      @elizabethsaporito7566 5 лет назад +20

      @@Astral-up... hmm, I love a little presumption.

    • @sybotrybo1609
      @sybotrybo1609 4 года назад +1

      Would they like him as much if he was a woman on stage telling the same jokes?

    • @k3anuweebs345
      @k3anuweebs345 4 года назад +12

      @@sybotrybo1609 she wouldn't be telling these jokes. She'd be too busy talking about her vagina and being catcalled.

  • @molassio1989
    @molassio1989 4 года назад +10

    I didn't have the experience with the numbers being called, but other than that, he is so spot on about waiting on results from STD tests. "A bunch of people that had fun yesterday." bahahahahaha

  • @Melisul2007
    @Melisul2007 5 лет назад +110

    "What material did u expect?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣I luv Pete!

    • @RDB93
      @RDB93 3 года назад

      Something funny for a start.

  • @TwizzKranky
    @TwizzKranky 6 лет назад +153

    "Hey pete"
    "Hey pete"..

  • @flickanrimsky
    @flickanrimsky 5 лет назад +195

    is it just me and Ariana or he is really hot

    • @twerking4thinmints
      @twerking4thinmints 5 лет назад +19

      I think he's super hot too. But my friends seriously don't see it 😂

    • @sabrinaly2942
      @sabrinaly2942 5 лет назад +13

      He’s so hot like sheeeesh. Honestly just hang with him for a week won’t take him longer than that to propose and than enjoy that dry humor and 10 inch d for life

    • @mariak.3293
      @mariak.3293 5 лет назад +6

      i think that he's very hot too🤩🔥

    • @nelsonlorenzo6424
      @nelsonlorenzo6424 5 лет назад +3

      Just you and Arianna

    • @flickanrimsky
      @flickanrimsky 5 лет назад +2

      @@twerking4thinmints I didn't see it either until I saw him speak and do stand up comedy.

  • @hoxxyhart
    @hoxxyhart 4 года назад +45

    To be fair I once got so high I thought I was a couch. I got freaked out wondering how I was going to tell my Mama about my new life choice, especially as I wasn't even a very nice couch. It took a small infinity to realise I was high AF and wouldn't be a couch for long.

  • @carollipton4584
    @carollipton4584 6 лет назад +607

    When he said "just what jokes were you expecting", that was ad libbed because the audience wasn't responding the way a NY audience would have

    • @noviceshredder9825
      @noviceshredder9825 6 лет назад +89

      Carol Lipton tough audience. But he still did great. He’s only 24. He will get better and better

    • @geewhiz23
      @geewhiz23 6 лет назад +41

      Thank you for filling us simple folk in

    • @Glendaleguy1
      @Glendaleguy1 6 лет назад +9

      r/iamverysmart

    • @BinJahMihn
      @BinJahMihn 6 лет назад +8

      Even more so, if this was in 2015 he would have been 21.

    • @owenparris4795
      @owenparris4795 6 лет назад +1

      He's in Canada not NY

  • @YouJustCantCompare
    @YouJustCantCompare 6 лет назад +1034

    He was a great actor in Mr. Robot

  • @chaosordeal294
    @chaosordeal294 5 лет назад +45

    "Hey, I should smoke some weed. . . Oh, yeah, I already did. . . Ah, I'll smoke some more" . . . WEED

  • @legoDragonfly-1
    @legoDragonfly-1 3 года назад +14

    I've recently come across this guy and he's one of the funniest comedians in decades his style of dark humour is so true 🤣

  • @hd-xc2lz
    @hd-xc2lz 5 лет назад +126

    Notice that whenever the laughs start to die, Pete's Staten Island accent gets thicker.

    • @RDB93
      @RDB93 3 года назад +3

      Yeah.. it’s called desperation.

  • @daurknyte
    @daurknyte 5 лет назад +6

    "THE SENATE!!!"
    "I can't"
    lmfao that shit killed me.

  • @TsetsiStoyanova
    @TsetsiStoyanova 6 лет назад +704

    Canada is a cool place

    • @alongsigh
      @alongsigh 6 лет назад +4

      Illuminator is this a joke lmao

    • @OneRichMofo
      @OneRichMofo 6 лет назад +2

      Yes, it is more towards the north that's why

    • @alexea2324
      @alexea2324 6 лет назад

      There’s some hotties there for sure

    • @ceasartorres1689
      @ceasartorres1689 4 года назад

      666 likes

    • @lousassle7492
      @lousassle7492 4 года назад +1

      Minnesota is cooler

  • @anoushkasharma774
    @anoushkasharma774 2 года назад +2

    The best fact about this standup is that he's high while talking about weed. Plus he speaks the truth without filters just love him

  • @jadetheshade
    @jadetheshade 5 лет назад +85

    idk if this is just me but i've somehow never heard pete speak before this so im rly confused by how he sounds? i never imagined his voice like that lol

    • @db8700
      @db8700 5 лет назад +4

      You've never heard him speak... Yet he's a comdian and you know who he is...

    • @Jkkatie
      @Jkkatie 5 лет назад +12

      @@db8700 some people know him as ariana grande 's bf

    • @12Gates.
      @12Gates. 5 лет назад

      You're cute

    • @ashleyanne929
      @ashleyanne929 5 лет назад +2

      I just wanna know what you imagined

  • @teresadalessio1
    @teresadalessio1 6 лет назад +131

    Omg I remember that old commercial with the girl and her couch. Lolol

    • @vadaski5038
      @vadaski5038 6 лет назад

      Teresa D'Alessio what's up girl 💘

  • @geekymetalhead5112
    @geekymetalhead5112 6 лет назад +156

    My side effect with weed: I end up eating everybody's fries.

  • @mr.c457
    @mr.c457 4 года назад +22

    He looks like his 20 but with a voice of being on his 50's that's weird but really funny to react the first time lmao

    • @kayadams8051
      @kayadams8051 4 года назад +1

      that’s everyone from staten island

  • @killathraxx3036
    @killathraxx3036 6 лет назад +783

    People keep saying he fell flat with the crowd but he got laughs at about every punchline. lol what are you talking about?

    • @amaribrown3752
      @amaribrown3752 6 лет назад +9

      Killa Thraxx exactly they just hating

    • @noviceshredder9825
      @noviceshredder9825 6 лет назад +14

      My thoughts exactly. Everyone wants to criticize but they couldn’t do that shit for a second.

    • @80spurple13
      @80spurple13 6 лет назад +6

      Maybe they mean Lmao funny. This was more haha funny, if ya know what I mean lol

    • @lilcrazedcookie1
      @lilcrazedcookie1 6 лет назад +8

      Its called a laughing track 😒

    • @mistersydster
      @mistersydster 6 лет назад +3

      Ryan Le Fevre you don't need to be a baker to be able to criticize bad cake.
      That being said, I liked this set.

  • @elijahleighton1390
    @elijahleighton1390 6 лет назад +8

    this is the only standup routine ive watched where i laughed more than the crowd did. pete's the best

  • @KpopMom1980
    @KpopMom1980 5 лет назад +181

    All I think everytime I see him is "he looks like his back and neck hurt"... :(

    • @SergioBejion
      @SergioBejion 5 лет назад +4

      Yea it's called sitting at home smoking dope..On his Laz-boy..You can tell he's lazy and no ambition.

    • @Stephanie-xz7qd
      @Stephanie-xz7qd 4 года назад +23

      @@SergioBejion he has Crohn's diseseas, dude

    • @SergioBejion
      @SergioBejion 4 года назад +7

      @@Stephanie-xz7qd According to Dr. Albert Knapp, a top gastroenterologist in New York City, Crohn’s disease doesn’t cause eyes that are sunken, or what’s now known as “butthole eyes.”
      “The reason they’re sunken is because people with Crohn’s disease can sometimes become dehydrated,” Knapp told Page Six on Friday. “But when you rehydrate, they return to normal. Crohn’s disease does not directly cause eyes that look sunken in.”

    • @Stephanie-xz7qd
      @Stephanie-xz7qd 4 года назад +11

      @@SergioBejion okay?

    • @Tikorous
      @Tikorous 4 года назад +27

      @@SergioBejion
      Waah this internationally famous comedian is just lazy and has no ambition.
      It really seems to be ruining his life, huh?

  • @arheya-hopecornelio-lopez993
    @arheya-hopecornelio-lopez993 3 года назад +8

    This was literally so good I wish I could like it a million times

  • @synergy3433
    @synergy3433 6 лет назад +178

    Still can't get used to his voice, it just doesn't match him at all haha But he's funny af

    • @REGGY97
      @REGGY97 6 лет назад +4

      idk i think its spot

    • @julietteSoul
      @julietteSoul 6 лет назад

      Synergy New Jersey

  • @BlixTheGoblin
    @BlixTheGoblin 6 лет назад +175

    I thought the exact same thing about that Drake song....

  • @tianieves3228
    @tianieves3228 5 лет назад +131

    Lame crowd. Pete, you rocked&Rolled it, Congrats

  • @kylenalezny9372
    @kylenalezny9372 4 года назад +14

    “Hope you like charity” took me a minute 😂😂😂😂

    • @hannahbray1481
      @hannahbray1481 3 года назад +1

      explain it to me tho😂 i don’t get itttt🥺😂

  • @catttyun
    @catttyun 5 лет назад +11

    Aw when he mildly laughs into the mic my heart gets restored

  • @tranlangamingo5409
    @tranlangamingo5409 5 лет назад +60

    Somewhere John Cryer is so proud of his son

  • @winterflower8543
    @winterflower8543 5 лет назад +50

    I got an anti-vape commercial before this.😂

    • @Theresacarroll9
      @Theresacarroll9 5 лет назад

      Winter Flower I got the SNL vape commercial before this 🤣

  • @ethane-dawgwenger4207
    @ethane-dawgwenger4207 2 года назад +3

    2:54
    "YO MAN, YOU WANNA SMOKE WEED?"

  • @XavierMichael
    @XavierMichael 6 лет назад +119

    And I thought he was talking about his sadness all this time! Hahah

  • @ianvue5594
    @ianvue5594 5 лет назад +39

    And they have matching...
    Shirts
    😂😂😭 had me dead idek why

  • @TheBasher-_-
    @TheBasher-_- 5 лет назад +82

    Oh my God. 😂 Hes sounds like a young Bernie Sanders.

  • @thedankboyo2460
    @thedankboyo2460 4 года назад +4

    Forgot there's been food for 5 minutes and feel like you're slowly starving but don't wanna move? WEED

  • @JimmyGuy996
    @JimmyGuy996 5 лет назад +9

    He is so high and so depressed i love him 😂😂

  • @scottmov
    @scottmov 5 лет назад +7

    The last joke was incredible I think I woke up the whole house laughing

  • @JohnboiDuval
    @JohnboiDuval 5 лет назад +7

    Pete be so honest and out spoken with no filter 😂 .every joke like OMG y he say that

  • @nthabix
    @nthabix 2 года назад +9

    I thought it said,"Running in the streets with my hoes" and that the actual lyrics were the TV safe version