Pete Davidson - Realistic Weed Commercials
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- Опубликовано: 22 июл 2018
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Pete Davidson stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2015.
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“YO”
“what?”
“w e e d”
Likes at 420 and almost hit the button 😬
My commercial - Me eating every bit of food in the house.
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@@bholmesdev mo
@@bholmesdev ll
"Yo! A Crocs store!" "I heard they're mighty comfortable!" WEED 😳
@Mike070405 That's anybody every other time, doesn't have to be on weed.
@Mike070405 see that's why you're not a comedian, that happens to me every other week and i don't even smoke weed
Mike070405 well don’t you wish you were a comedian
Imagine being high, cracking jokes in front of hundred of people lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
that would be the worst, most anxiety inducing thing ever lol
@@cellblocknine5385 not if you're high, lmao.
@@natehawk3629 especially when I’m high
He doesn't have to. 💯😅
I’m smoking weed in my crocs, I feel personally attacked
John Thomas wears crocs WEED
😂
That's offensive to crocodile attack survivors
You need to reconsider everything
Hahahaha
"Pete... Pete... PETE!"
"What?"
"Weed."
Lmao love it
Pete pulls up to the stop sign and waits for it to turn green: WEED.
I did that shit sober yesterday
@@suparockr I've done it twice Stoned. You know how you drive by autopilot I think we handle the stop signs and stop lights by autopilot too and sometimes they just get mixed up. 😜
Getting lost a block from your house for nearly 2 minutes.. weed
Snap-off Autopilot is real! I randomly decided to GO at a red light. WTF
@@nancyhernandez2271 in az today? Today I Saw a black dodge car do exactly that, spontaneously, almost got hit by a dodge pickup at about 50 mph. Was that you?
My dad would say "a miss is a mile".
"Yo pete" followed by like fifteen seconds of silence got me cackling
After the first 2 seconds I knew what was goin down and I was like I feel that while dying laughing
Lol
*900th like*
Cus thats so funny, what yall smoking? Pass me some of that
Cackling? 🤷♂️
@@oreo0hero, what?
Just noticed he’s wearing a firefighter shirt. If you know you know
@KingJay his dad was a fireman
@KingJay his dad was a fucking fireman and was killed as a first respondent to 911. you dont need proof
@KingJay shut the fuck, Pete has talked about it a few times already, just be quiet if you don't know.
@KingJay Stop trying to be funny, you're not
@KingJay Nope he was a fireman
Running through the six ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢ
Running through the six with my hoes
Running through the six with my bros
Running through the six with my toes
Running through the six with a bloody nose
How did you write "with my friends" like that?
ok but this comment was more funnier than the joke
@@drealboy_ He copypasted it from a font website. If you can find a font website you will be the ruler of a comment section.
@@slyreject8370 bet
He'd be a great voice actor
Can't wait to see him do animation.
@HELENA SHANAHAN i was thinking that too lol
He’s essentially just a young Gilbert Gottfried
I swear he’s actually the gym teacher in big mouth.
Gilbert Godfried
I love pete's standup because it's so casual. You truly feel like you are sitting there high with him while he just goes on about bullshit for 10 minutes. He's effortlessly funny.
pete: *puts leftover spaghetti in taco shell* W E E D
You watch too much iCarly...
Kamikaze Kyre ahahhaha ya
Or broke
Waiting for the stop sign to turn green... Weed
Jonathan Man *checks off bingo square*
That's funny for non smokers, but to smokers who drive just fine, don't get into accidents and have 0 tickets not as much.
@@MastaSmack You just aren't getting high enough bruh
I've done this so many times. Literally the perfect example
MastaSmack you can have 0 tickets and drive just fine and still wait for the stop sign to turn green lmao. Has happened to me neforey
Pete Davidson sounds like that one alcoholic uncle that our parents tell us to stay away from
Danielle Drake with a tinge of Adam Sandler
Half Stanhope, half Burr
My uncle chris
Or the cousin that smokes a lot of weed
Danielle Drake and for Christ’s sake take a new profile pic you have so much damn makeup and your lips look like hotdogs
34 is shaking, it's been 7 NO in a row
UNDERRATED JOKE I DIED THERE
due for a yes lmao
I cant tell if I'm high or just dont get it
@@isaiahsaldana693 maybe ur just stupid
Please explain
@@theelectricchair8551 well if there has been 7 no in a row, that means that at some point must be a YES
6:56 I died at that "no noise during sex," cause I'm the same way. Most girls I've dated apparently liked it when guys make noise though, soooo. You win some, you lose some lol
I find it kinda weird that most guys are quiet. Then I'm wondering if they are enjoying it
@@michelledekenipp2382 I enjoy it, but it's like talking while jogging. Being vocal while doing the work just tires out faster.
You don't have to make conversation just grunt once for yes or twice for no a few times, it ain't that hard LOL
@@kikireadalot yea I'm on this train lol just make some moans you don't gotta have a conversation
@@michelledekenipp2382 most dudes have conditioned them selves with the silant wank so the folks can here you so we don't make much noise not because we don't like you just cause we don't want anyone to walk in mid nut.
Dude looks like his jeans are on backwards.
Nineteen81 this literally made me laugh so hard cuz it’s true 😂he’s skinny and he sags so it just looks weird on him
Yeah, his legs are chicken legs.
Los Fromla Oh they are! Strange, I never really paid attention to those limbs.
.. WeEd
Thanks for pointing this out. Now, I'll never be able to fucking unsee this. Totally fucked my perception of him. Fuck, man.
worst side effects of weed: letting everyone go before you at a 4 way stop.
healup 1220 omg yes
No, that's being called a pussy
YO TRUUU
Literally every time
Lmao indeed, waving to the guy behind you like "Go dude, I've just had lunch, no worries"
2:43 that “just slither in there” deserved a massive laugh. Had me creasing 🤣
I thought the same thing
I feel like pete naturally laughs at his own jokes the way I do to myself when I'm on ketamine
mood
I love how he says “Your Drake” like he’s Jesus.
Underrated lmao
Messiah Complex
LMFAO!!!!!
Underrated standup. This dude is so effortlessly funny to me in such a casual way.
Asia Gonzalez you really think he’s funny? Lol
Asia what's good with them pics get me on snap
GIT It ASIA!!! WOO
@@flavioa2252 he is funny. Just like your name. Who the fuck goes through labor just to name their fucking kid Flavio
@@kkrnsr stfu uncultured swine
“YOU WANNA SMOKE WEED” got me crying
Why I’m so attracted to this man I don't understand...
Humor is very attractive, right behind confidence, of which you need at least a decent amount to go on stage and perform.
Maybe you have poor taste? He's a real piece of shit to people in real life based on experiences
@@jessesteele2620 you've never met him.
@@clanofclams2720 know several people who have. Good enough for me plus his new movie is awful
@@jessesteele2620 So you base your opinion of a man off a few stories told secondhand? Well, maybe your judgement is piss-poor.
And the movie was a solid 3.5/5 very good
Pete's pants are lower than my self-esteem
Feel better
This statement is true whether you have low or high self esteem
His pants are higher than mine
Who wouldn't have low self esteem knowing that you made millions without any tallent
Ronnyboy stfu
I laughed so hard when he said "I dont know anything about politics. And it wouldn't even work here cause you don't have what we have in America; which is, Idk." That's my kind of humor.
He's aware that no one knows and were all fucked. He makes humor out of the akward and painful parts of life that noone talks about.
Elycius you will like John Capurulo
"I try, I turn on CNN, Oh FUCK, we have a SENATE now?!?!?!?!" LOL Later...
The funniest joke here is
“It’s been 7 ‘no’s’ in a row, it’s due for a YES”
😂😂
This man's akward silence is funny alone 😂
"THE SENATE!!"
"I can't do this! We have a Senate now!?"🤣🤣
That shit killed me for some reason lol
@@brianstone3722 yea that was probably the best one. really got me.
Unity King me as an American 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 had me dying
he needs to voice a character in Big Mouth lol
Is it going over my head or does he actually not voice anyone?
bad show is trash
Voice? Why waste animation money? He literally looks like a character from big mouth already, just put him in the show as a live actor lol.
Skylar O'kane that made me laugh my ass off and i had a shitty day. thank you
@@bigbangattack97 nah, better than family guy.
2:54
"YO MAN, YOU WANNA SMOKE WEED?"
"She cut a hole in the couch, got all the stuff out, then like got in and put her head out" lol
He sounds like coach steve from big mouth
Justine thanks for ruining this for me
Lmao he does. Him and a less version of Gilbert Godfried
Duuuuuude!
How high are you to think about these kind of things
when youre right youre right
I root for Pete like he's part of the family.
Hell yea!
@@VocalSpiritPresents Kate Beckinsale- I dont think Pete needs my help anymore!!
Me too! Pete is cool love his realness
Pete is dating another hot, famous celebrity- he has low key nuclear fusion sex appeal it appears.
As a member of his family please whisper to him to pull his pants up, and that he's getting a little too old for that look.
The aaaawww at 4:57 got me
I've recently come across this guy and he's one of the funniest comedians in decades his style of dark humour is so true 🤣
He's got a serious case of Steve Buscemi eyes
Also his voice is 40 years older than his face and body
Too much weed
Terrible Crohn’s disease
Sounds 50, looks 19
@@Ash-ow5yc lol
Steve Buscemi is the Lord an savior-
Pete is real af and that makes everything he says that much funnier because you know it's probably true
@@chocolatecharley99 who are you Ariana or something? Do you know him personally?
Rudolph Rudolph i dont think i’ve ever seen an article about Pete cheating on anyone and or being rude to people
@@imonmxrs neither have I 🙄 smh some people are so sad
tabloid bitches think because they watch buzzfeed videos about a person, they are friends with him. fuck outta here you celeb worshiping cunts
@@chocolatecharley99 Where did you read that he was a serial cheater? Never saw that one anywhere before.
He looks like his 20 but with a voice of being on his 50's that's weird but really funny to react the first time lmao
that’s everyone from staten island
I didn't have the experience with the numbers being called, but other than that, he is so spot on about waiting on results from STD tests. "A bunch of people that had fun yesterday." bahahahahaha
The only worst thing about smoking weed is running out
Spooker Tin Moooooood Rn
Or your parents being home because your work visa expired and need to go back with no sense of confidence or anything lined up... Anybody?
It sucks when your dankrupt
I started smoking weed when I was 14 and I’m 22 now and ya know
I think there’s been some damage done
to my brain
@@OneCrazedSniper1 word
He really does looks the the human version of Melman the giraffe
LMFAOOO YES
Wait holy shit you're right lmao
Aww that's mean
I think part of it is the bags under his eyes he looks so tired.
I get a Ren from Ren and Stimpy vibe.
To be fair I once got so high I thought I was a couch. I got freaked out wondering how I was going to tell my Mama about my new life choice, especially as I wasn't even a very nice couch. It took a small infinity to realise I was high AF and wouldn't be a couch for long.
I have the weirdest attraction to this man. I mean I just have such a freaking giant crush on him and I don't know why
Me too
Because hes cute!!
Its because he is illustrating a superior confidence. He also was engaged to that Ariana Grande (She needs to eat a sandwich). Hes a high value male in your world.
same lmao
maybe because he’s hot? lmao
How is he wearing a belt and his pants are still that low? 😂
He’s built like a log.
“High “fashion 😂
Ask Daniel Howell
WEED
...Dunno, it's kinda impressive though.
Pete Davidson - The Entire Millennial generation in one man
Pyromaniac1339 nah fuck that shit. I don’t want to be represented by him lmao
do you mean millennials or do you mean gen z?
Since Pete was born in 1993, I'm going to say "the Gen-Y millennials" (which is from 1981 to around the mid-1990s).
He's not even a millennial, he's like 25
Katherine Ujhazy He’s absolutely a millennial. Look up your generations again.
The best fact about this standup is that he's high while talking about weed. Plus he speaks the truth without filters just love him
The longer he talks, the funnier he gets
I wish people would scream at me to smoke weed. 😂
As long as it was free and wasn't laced with anything...oh and they didn't have a bunch cold sores on their lips.
YO FUCKFACE!
Cause that's what real heros do
Amber Ambwee would like this comment but the number is good
Lol Right!!
He looks like the love child of Steph Curry and Rami Malek.
He played Rami Malek in an SNL skit recently.
Christian Yelich & Rami Malek*
hallertau why are you right
And the voice of a young Gilbert Godfrey
I wish he didn't get so many tats.
This was literally so good I wish I could like it a million times
“Hope you like charity” took me a minute 😂😂😂😂
explain it to me tho😂 i don’t get itttt🥺😂
"THE SENATE!" "we have a senate now?" lmaoooo
“Running through the six with my friends”
this whole time i was scared his pants would fall off
He truly had me at "Aids Bingo"
Happy tear in my eye
This guy has a lot of potential. He just doesn't reach high enough. But you can tell he has the brain power. He's probably right on the cusp of something great.
Rob yeah, I always think that too, ever since I first saw him on SNL. He’s got great potential. You can see it.
@@greybeard6504 but he wont. Hes too engulfed around death. He's like a lanky Addams kid. And he could care less
he’s always too high. it’s the weed 😂😂
He's too fake. On stage he speaks with a heavy Staten Island accent, but in interviews it vanishes.
@@hd-xc2lz he grew up in staten island, perhaps he tones it down for interviews... he doesn't use it that strong in SNL. Besides, it's stand up, it's an act. Larry the Cable Guy is easily the worst offender.
“The senate-“
“I can’t”
omg I love listening to his stand up. Fresh and honest.
what a way to make a living, I love this dude! alot of courage and always good for a laugh at myself.
Now, everytime I see a baby realizing my existence, I'll think of Pete bustin one.
Yep, oh god that's ruined for me
im a comic
the reason the audience was so quiet was because the mic was not hearing them
you can tell how he pauses that the crowd was laughing alot, but the microphone recording pickups are not sensitive enough to hear rolling laughs and murmurs
if you were in the room live you would hear it all. thats why live theatre is so wonderful :)
calvi in california i’m a comic book too
Where is your work? You tube
I hope you're right, but it seems like maybe he was not connecting with them as much as he hoped, as he asks them (at 7:32) something like, "What material were you expecting?"
Which maybe that's part of his normal routine, but it seemed like something he would be asking as a transition or path back to some sort of connection / success with the set, to me (but I am just a caveman in these contexts, of course).
lol shut the fuck up
😎😎😎😎😎
I thought it said,"Running in the streets with my hoes" and that the actual lyrics were the TV safe version
“Thank you guys” I was already laughing
He sounds a little like Dave Chapelle doing his white man voice :D
His mannerisms definitely remind me of Chappelle. And I love Chappelle
The Dave Chapelle similarity IMMEDIATELY jumped out to me.
totally
@@Yoshinori76 especially when he was talking about cutting open the couch and "slithering" in there lol
i just watched him the first time and def reminds me of chappelle alot. like how he tells little skits and all, really cool
"No?
Whore."
LMFAOOOOOO!!
yes, that is what he said.
@@josephbyron7004 no one will ever like anyone like you
@@kamenanew9867 rekt.
@Cassidy Kramer you too got rekt.
@Cassidy Kramer Great, you?
I have a new found respect for him after watching "The king of Staten Island." That movie is hilarious.
He is so tall and skinny he doesn’t fit in his own body 😂
I know this dude is famous but his stand up isnt talked about as much as it should be. SMD is awesome and hes a natural comedian. Big fan.
Pete sucks.
I’m pretty sure stand up is what made him popular ??? I think
Brennan Huff then why are you watching videos of him?
He's not a good comic
@@FredDurst1 he's detoxing from his 300 hour rick and Morty marathon. he just needs time to dumb down his sense of humor to appreciate Pete like the rest of us simpletons
this guy sounds like a simpsons character
Love this dude, his stand up is apex top level son!!
pete’s so adorable and i cant stop smiling
“ *Running through the Six with my friends* “😂😂😂
"with my woes."
Yooo he turned kind of Hispanic when he said that😂💀
1:09
he looks like carl from shameless 30 years from now
damn how old do you think pete is
Pete’s just 6 years older man...
I can’t unseen this now!
Tf? These jokes just make you sound dumb😂
More like carl in 8 years
Bruh the stain on the top senttt me into hysterics idek why🤣🤦♀️
This video had me rolling on the floor with laughter for 9mins straight
Genuinly funny kid, you can tell it comes natural and that he enjoys his comedy, hes so close to cracking up at each one of his jokes.
I’m late but he sounds so much like coach Steve
the hara hollie omg love this comment, love the reference
Now I can’t I hear this :/
or Jay
HE DOES LMFAOO
Pete Davidson please don't stop stand up comedy you had me crying from the all the laughing I was doing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've never seen someone w better side profiles than this man oOF
I have to say I love Pete, he's just a normal guy with some brilliant observational comedy, who isn't afraid to admit the embarrassing stuff about himself, because either you like him, or you don't, and he's not concerned. I really hope he & Ariana have enough privacy to make their lives work together. They remind me of me & my husband & we just celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary, we moved in together after our 1st date.
That's amazing! Happy anniversary to both of you.
J is Scoobysmom So lovely for joking about Manchester bombing.. Not funny one bit. Kids died. No excuses for that..
J is Scoobysmom So you're super hot and your husband is a charming goofball?
I HEAR YOU GIRL. I met my husband on my 18th birthday and moved in after 3 months, engaged and pregnant all close together. Been with him 11 years. Time is nothing. Sometimes you really do just get lucky :)
Ace Spa - Bless Your Heart & Bless Your Family! I think God puts us where we need to be, and when you meet your mate, it's meant! My husband & I had the same doctor growing up, our moms recognized each other when they met. My husband said he fell in love with me as I read the Highlights magazines in the doctor's waiting room 🤣 We "finally" met in the parking lot of our apt. complex. Our "baby" is 16 now, I can't imagine life any other way? 💗
this dude's younger than me and already sounds like an old and tired professor
Sounds like Moe from Simpsons, slight resemblance too lol
Weed
Walking into a room and forgetting why you walked in there. WEED
That last joke nearly killed me 😂
"What material did u expect?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣I luv Pete!
Something funny for a start.
If they ever do a live action Simpsons movie, he needs to play Moe.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard when Hank Azaria still is alive
What about Mr. Burns
Bradley Rayson Young Moe then in a flashback
Perfect
Sounds like Moe one hundred percent lol
"you hopin the lord takes care of you?"
shit made me crack up
I admire that even when a joke doesn't hit super hard, he keeps smiling and going on, kinda reminds me of Norm a bit.
"Hey pete"
"Hey pete"..
"Huh?"
WEED
“Yo Pete”**
I laughed so hard that the rice I was eating went up my nose, then when I FINALLY stopped laughing and started BREATHING, the rice that was in my nose went down my throat and I choked. Thx Pete.
You really are a dork! 🤣
Crazy! Laughed till the end
I sounded like I was on a roller coaster 😂 watching this.
Dang you can tell that this is from a few years ago because of the blankness of his skin. He is so inked now it's so weird seeing skin colored arms
And also here he hasn't got the tattoos on his arms
@@mushmoro4e Which is what Jessie meant.
"skin coloured arms" 😂
@@sarahbarrett1247 😜😜😜
I believe he got sleaves because his condition leaves him really pale don't quote me tho
This guy already looks high in the thumbnail.
Isn't he sober now?
LouisFGraham he has some serious disease. Weed helps him with pain.
realistically i’d assume that he is
Tommaso Urbisci he also has borderline personality disorder
Bruh i never got this guy at all, but watching stoned makes a HUGE difference 😄
“I went to hide it, and one of the cops was like hehe” I’m dead
Omg I remember that old commercial with the girl and her couch. Lolol
Teresa D'Alessio what's up girl 💘
"Hey, I should smoke some weed. . . Oh, yeah, I already did. . . Ah, I'll smoke some more" . . . WEED
Lmao pete got me bad talking about breathing at the last second while sleeping.. My dad did this when I lived with him, he'd be sleeping in the livingroom in his chair and he'd go a good 20 seconds not breathing, then make some kind of demonic sound and start breathing again. 😂😂😂
Brought back some good memories ❤
Him: "does moncho have beef with Toronto?"
Audience: "yeah...what about it?"😭