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  • @AnnamarieForcino
    @AnnamarieForcino  3 месяца назад +315

    FREE TOYS OR GIFT CARDS FOR TOYS! Everyone who signs up for our giveaway with Bellesa wins something! www.bboutique.co/vibe/annamarieforcino-yt

    • @Trustmebro343
      @Trustmebro343 3 месяца назад +3

      Research

    • @rottingstarz
      @rottingstarz 3 месяца назад +1

      ​​​@@Trustmebro343what's wrong with bellesa? I saw someone else saw that this giveaway is a scam but i can't really find any proof

    • @user-96yippieeee
      @user-96yippieeee 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Trustmebro343
      Research what 😀

    • @chonk_fox89
      @chonk_fox89 3 месяца назад +3

      please please please stop working with bellesa. They're a scam! They have a terrible BBB listing. I've sent you other comments and a message on IG that haven't recieves a response. They offer a free "gift card" or "free toy" but it's actually a free toy if you spend x and its a discount card for x off if you spend x. They also ignored my emails over a month and a half before I finally gave up.
      They don't actually send out most of their orders, provide no way to cancel an order after you place it and regularly release new toys for preorder that they then never fulfill.
      It was super disappointing as I got really excited to maybe be able to get a free toy on my super tight disability pension (the thrust, thump and tushi looked super fun!) and then when I tried to reach out to them. I was hoping they would stand by the ad they had pushed by multiple youtubers.
      It makes me really sad to continue to see you support such a corrupt business despite the fact that I've seen others bring this to your attention as well.

    • @chonk_fox89
      @chonk_fox89 3 месяца назад +13

      And it looks like my comment detailing all thr issues with bellesa was removed?! I really hope not because that would be really disappointing in regards to the type of content creator Anna is!

  • @strange_0ne535
    @strange_0ne535 3 месяца назад +7163

    I'm gay and a pagan. Can you imagine if we started yelling praise Odin in a Wal-Mart and casting spells and shit. The Christian Right would lose their minds

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko 3 месяца назад +388

      LMAO THEY WOUKD GO INSANE

    • @cranberry420
      @cranberry420 3 месяца назад +476

      Omg THIS!! I'm Finnic pagan, and people get so offended if I even mention any of my Gods or Goddesses, so if we did that, they'd burn us lmao

    • @xen0bia
      @xen0bia 3 месяца назад +397

      Well, you saw how they lost their mind at seeing a Baphomet statue on state capitol in Iowa? The whole point was exactly to show the double standard and it worked to a tee and beyond. Freedom of religion, but only if it's Christianity! Oh and, people bursting into religious song out of the blue must be a "only in America" moment, because people would die of shame before that ever happened here in Canada...

    • @Unknownnnnnnnnnnnnnnn144
      @Unknownnnnnnnnnnnnnnn144 3 месяца назад

      Hey what is pagan sorry if this comes off as uneducated, but I do want to learn more about it

    • @439801RS
      @439801RS 3 месяца назад +51

      That'd be great ngl

  • @beadymore
    @beadymore 3 месяца назад +3305

    Animatronic Jesus makes me, a Christian, think Islam got it right with the not allowing images of the Prophet lol.

    • @FlLoser7960
      @FlLoser7960 3 месяца назад +116

      Yes I understand that so much

    • @joshuatutanes4191
      @joshuatutanes4191 3 месяца назад +337

      Five Nights at Jesus's

    • @anged5142
      @anged5142 3 месяца назад +249

      The Bible actually warns against using idols as well. So Animatronic Jesus is wrong in every faith

    • @HoneyRyker
      @HoneyRyker 3 месяца назад +180

      100%. Citing “thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image,” the church I grew up in had no images of Jesus, crosses, paintings etc. That pastor would FAINT if he saw splash mountain Jesus

    • @SkyeSoleil
      @SkyeSoleil 3 месяца назад +74

      @@HoneyRyker splash mountain Jesus 😂😂

  • @briannaforward1155
    @briannaforward1155 2 месяца назад +484

    Yet, marrying as soon as possible so they can finally have sex is not lust. Oh please.

    • @Ella_bellacoconut
      @Ella_bellacoconut 27 дней назад +8

      ⁠​I know what you mean but like 60% of homeless shelters are faith based 😭along with hospitals .

    • @slutfortttt
      @slutfortttt 8 дней назад

      @@Ella_bellacoconutwhat do homeless shelters have to do with lust? Am I stupid

    • @El-lsLate
      @El-lsLate 13 часов назад

      ​@@Ella_bellacoconut.... Okay?

    • @Ella_bellacoconut
      @Ella_bellacoconut 13 часов назад

      @@El-lsLate I’m pretty sure the comment I was referring to was deleted but from what I remember the person said something along the lines of “Christian’s don’t help ones in need fr” and that’s what I responded to lol this looks very out of context

  • @sinaicisneros4393
    @sinaicisneros4393 3 месяца назад +2453

    Jesus honestly seems a like a chill dude, just his fandom is way too toxic 😩

    • @steemcgee5150
      @steemcgee5150 3 месяца назад +199

      His fandom I'm crying 😭

    • @RandomGerenuk
      @RandomGerenuk 3 месяца назад +322

      Canon Jesus > Fanon Jesus

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 3 месяца назад +171

      “ I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians.” -Gandhi supposedly.

    • @ykmnia
      @ykmnia 3 месяца назад +137

      I think Jesus is waiting for his fandom to improve so he can come back

    • @sprumf
      @sprumf 3 месяца назад +49

      @@ykmniabahahahahahah he 100% is but they won’t so he’d make him selves known and they would kill him probably, all over again. Wheeee.

  • @axiom463
    @axiom463 3 месяца назад +1764

    I love that Christians will say witchcraft is bad and then turn around and basically cast spells on their beauty products so they can look better.

    • @Yuuteimiya
      @Yuuteimiya 3 месяца назад +96

      Unfortunately a lot of religious people misuse their religion for idiotic things like this.

    • @auggiet8380
      @auggiet8380 3 месяца назад +129

      I literally said out loud “that’s witchcraft” when he was talking about anointing his skincare products. 😂 A lot of them practice witchcraft, but swear that what they do isn’t at all witchcraft because it involves Jesus. I mean, hoodoo involves Jesus and the Bible too, you don’t see those practitioners denying that what they do is magic.

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 3 месяца назад +16

      To be fair, witchcraft was pretty normal in biblical times. The only thing non-god-given powers couldn't do was mass killing (if i remember right).
      Sam(p)son had magical abilities from his hair and went on to kill way more people than is reasonable, and his power was given by god or at least god gave him extra strength again at the end to kill every single person who came to look at him in chains.
      But the main one i think of is the story of moses. God taught moses tricks that moses then taught his...brother? When they went to the Pharoah with these god given tricks, the men under the pharoah could do the same tricks unless it was about killing. They both turned rods into snakes, but god's snake killed the other ones. I think it was that they were both able to conjure a lot of frogs or insects or something, but only god's power could kill them en mass. It was god's power that make the water unusable, and that went on to kill all the firstborn children whose families didn't kill an animal and smear blood on their doors for protection.
      It's more the nt that had people doing magic only because they believed in god, and it was really only jesus that did so (but he said you could, too, if you believed enough)

    • @Yuuteimiya
      @Yuuteimiya 3 месяца назад +4

      @@catelynh1020nice catch, but imo it's not as common as in other religions?
      Also imo it's not really similar because it was more of a deity giving the power by deity's choice instead of people asking the deity to give it? Maybe I'm looking into it too much thoXD I just don't actually remember anywhere where god said if you pray a lot you'll be able to do magic stuff.
      plus, and i might be wrong, jesus and basically all New Testament was focused in the guy telling how ppl should stop doing lamb sacrifices after they sinned to "clean" their soul and actually do the right stuff from the start and focus on soul itself.
      Witchcraft was still practiced but was looked down upon (not by israeli people but god himself),
      best example would be God getting angry at Saul when instead of waiting for god's command he went to a witch and summoned dead Samuel (Samuel was also pissed off😅)

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Yuuteimiya
      The tough thing about christianity is it is two different religions in one. Like how mormons are christians with an extra book and christians are jews with an extra book. The ot is distinct from the nt as the religion got changed to include this new figure, including talk about the religion being about love and god having the incompatible omnis.
      I'm really bad with names so forgive me for not being super specific, but if you look at the accounts of jesus's miraculous abilities, he gets more deified in later versions. In the oldest gospel, he was human and anything magical he did, he did by calling on god. The later versions had the power come from him, essentially making him a deity.
      The talking donkey was magical by itself and needed no extra powers from a god. Sam(p)son (it might actually just be samson) was born with magical hair. Wisest king...solomon, pretty sure...sacrificed an obscene amount of animals to get his magical wisdom. Various people had magic tricks that were seen as equal to those who believed in the god of israel, but it was the god that did things like extending the day by keeping the earth from rotating (or holding the sun still more literally) and lighting braisers on request. No human could flood the whole planet, but they were able to do transformations and creations. Moses and co caused all water in egypt to become blood and summon frogs, and supposedly the pharaoh's men could do that as well. Even in the nt, jesus's own kin had to be convinced he was a prophet despite him doing miracles. It was jesus himself who said that if you had enough faith you could request a mountain move and it would do so.
      There's also that extra interpretation about being able to do snake handling because faith would keep you safe, and there is at least one church denomination in the US that handles snakes to...not always great results...because of said faith

  • @VegQuaker13
    @VegQuaker13 3 месяца назад +1111

    I'm asexual and a Christian was preaching about no premarital sex so I told her that I didn't want sex. Then she was mad that I am asexual?

    • @screamingbegins4688
      @screamingbegins4688 2 месяца назад +206

      because if you dont want sex the devil cant tempt you and then they cant call you dirty :)

    • @theflickchick9850
      @theflickchick9850 2 месяца назад +48

      Ayyy fellow asexual Christian

    • @AnnaReed42
      @AnnaReed42 2 месяца назад

      It's because you're supposed to SUFFER in your lack of sex, and eventually make babies 🙃

    • @Juniper6666
      @Juniper6666 2 месяца назад +91

      yeah my dad got bad that i was aroace and apothisexual so he started saying that one day ill HAVE to have sex which is actually concerning and i’m scared what does that mean 😭

    • @nikobaehr3638
      @nikobaehr3638 2 месяца назад +18

      @@Juniper6666 Bro I think your dad was trying to get some.

  • @nari5161
    @nari5161 3 месяца назад +1060

    "cause we haven't accepted it as a society yet" yet??? Dude wants to marry his daughter 🤮

    • @alexisdied4558
      @alexisdied4558 3 месяца назад +141

      Yeah...i don't get how incest and gay even go together I think there's a huge difference between dating someone in the same gender and someone from your literal family.
      I dont even know how you compare thoes two there's no way they actually think incest is better than gay

    • @heathershangovercure
      @heathershangovercure 3 месяца назад +13

      ​@@alexisdied4558yeah

    • @roerose4449
      @roerose4449 3 месяца назад +11

      MY FATHER SHOUT OUT????? THATS SO GERALDCORE!

    • @NearsightedNarhwal
      @NearsightedNarhwal 27 дней назад

      The reason a lot of Christians compare gay marriage to incest or pedophillia is because they view marriage as a ownership between a man and his object

  • @josoleil
    @josoleil 3 месяца назад +2043

    I hate when they say that “gay love isn’t love, it’s lust”. That’s so absurd and wrong.

    • @eggchomp
      @eggchomp 3 месяца назад +404

      it sounds like projection to me

    • @BearMas
      @BearMas 3 месяца назад +261

      ​@@eggchomp Agreed, like how could they possibly know what is going on in others' thoughts......unless.....🤔

    • @HazZzel-
      @HazZzel- 3 месяца назад +268

      ​@@eggchompThe fact he started talking about marrying his daughter certainly makes it look that way

    • @itsdodger1176
      @itsdodger1176 3 месяца назад +256

      You could make the argument that gay love is far more sincere because it isn't motivated by something like reproduction or societal expectation, it's more pure then the "expected" love for us all.

    • @justozzy5559
      @justozzy5559 3 месяца назад +188

      A lot of that also comes from people who don't believe in sex before marriage and get married as soon as they can so that they can have sex. So like, which marriage is built on lust again? 🤔

  • @Aziza-jf1fc
    @Aziza-jf1fc 3 месяца назад +210

    I'm hijabi Muslim woman, one time i stood by some preachers yelling about the bible with the huge signs just cause the people messing with them were so entertaining
    The preachers felt threatened by me with a tiny hand held Palestine flag, they talk a lot about being manly and masculine for people scared of a chubby muslimah with a little flag

    • @HOVERFLEA
      @HOVERFLEA 3 месяца назад +37

      I always find it so funny how a lot of christian preachers call non-christians “snowflakes” but then get so afraid and threatened the second they see one in real life xD

    • @etj2127
      @etj2127 Месяц назад

      Bro they aren’t true Christians cuz they can’t see the real enemy👃🤝✡️

    • @Phoenix-rn7yc
      @Phoenix-rn7yc Месяц назад +8

      It's funny how those who like to (arrogantly) flaunt how macho they are tend to do so to overcompensate for the actual inner strength they lack. What babies 😂

    • @mikejett2733
      @mikejett2733 24 дня назад +4

      Yhea incels come in all forms but 2 me u sound deliteful

    • @Silly-dx5zs
      @Silly-dx5zs 6 дней назад +1

      @@HOVERFLEA exactly! Like wow, I wonder who’s the snowflake here

  • @DellenoftheDell
    @DellenoftheDell 3 месяца назад +1515

    About animals being observed demonstrating gay behavior:
    As a zoologist, not only do SOME animals display homosexual behavior, but we have observed homosexuality in MOST well studied animals.
    As one of my professors said in college when discussing the topic: “Basically wherever we look for it, we find it.”

    • @Indigo_Shard
      @Indigo_Shard 3 месяца назад +248

      I remember hearing a story about two male octopi that were (u know) and were different species and weren't showing any signs of distress either. The best part about that post was someone made an art of the interracial gay octopi couple and it was adorable and wholesome I wish I could find it.

    • @alexisdied4558
      @alexisdied4558 3 месяца назад

      I mean don't some male dogs hump each Other? Dont get me wrong I know most animals do it as a playful behavior but still.
      Animals don't care about gender beyond like breeding reasons

    • @jessicaK_wolfspirit00
      @jessicaK_wolfspirit00 3 месяца назад

      There's also transgender animals in nature. Clown fish can change their biological sex under some circumstances like there not being females present. There's also gender nonconformity all throughout nature such as female lions sometimes having manes and male seahorses giving birth. These phobes don't even know their ass from a hole in the ground when they try to call us unnatural. Nature clearly shows gender, sex, and sexual orientation isn't binary and definitely doesn't fit neatly in their worldview but they always ignore that because they don't prioritize science or education. They only pretend to know what they're talking about like they know anything about science or biology when they want to be transphobic or homophobic.

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  3 месяца назад +181

      Good for them!

    • @Indigo_Shard
      @Indigo_Shard 3 месяца назад +27

      @@AnnamarieForcino Omg hi I didn't think anyone would see my comment let alone you

  • @InsertUsernameHere-co1uv
    @InsertUsernameHere-co1uv 3 месяца назад +2962

    As a Christian, that anamatronic pissed me off. One of the main focuses of Jesus' death on the cross is that it was slow and painful and he, being fully man and fully divine, felt and understood every moment of it, but still chose to allow it to happen, to go through that pain because of his love for us so that we may be redeemed through him. Replacing the Son of God with a lifeless, sparkly, expensive robot (when that money could have gone to literally anything else) is disrespectful on uncountable numbers of levels.

    • @MoodyMickey
      @MoodyMickey 3 месяца назад +149

      Yeah, they could have donated it to help people in need

    • @emilybroderick2421
      @emilybroderick2421 3 месяца назад +166

      Real. And I could be wrong, but I think it would count as idolatry too...

    • @auntiem0thman
      @auntiem0thman 3 месяца назад +53

      ​@emilybroderick2421 I feel like it would, this is a great point.

    • @Napalm-Eyes
      @Napalm-Eyes 3 месяца назад +34

      @@emilybroderick2421This was my thought exactly!

    • @Bunnysinger
      @Bunnysinger 3 месяца назад +7

      It's like reading a rant of a child being pissed of because Santa's beard isn't long enough.

  • @stviefae
    @stviefae 3 месяца назад +248

    i luv how they’re like “we don’t judge you” but then go and directly judge every single thing that makes you uniquely yourself.

    • @imays12
      @imays12 3 месяца назад +1

      calling something a sin isn’t judging if the bible says so. you guys don’t understand the “love thy neighbor” line at all.

    • @paisleepunk
      @paisleepunk 3 месяца назад +28

      @@imays12cool argument; unfortunately, the bible is an anthology collection that wss written across several hundred years, and thus it contradicts itself a LOT, so you're gonna have to be a little more specific

    • @imays12
      @imays12 3 месяца назад

      @@paisleepunk cool comment; made no sense lol. i’m saying that recognizing sin isn’t judging. we are not the ultimate judge. as christian’s, we bring attention to sin so that people can stop, IF they want to. i don’t know what you’re trying to prove by saying the bible contradicts itself. obviously it does!! the old testament and the new testament are two different books, written in different times, and have different people. also your comment had nothing to do with my comment dumb mf.

    • @imays12
      @imays12 3 месяца назад +1

      @@paisleepunk cool comment; made no sense lol. i’m saying that recognizing sin isn’t judging. we are not the ultimate judge. as christian’s, we bring attention to sin so that people can stop, IF they want to. i don’t know what you’re trying to prove by saying the bible contradicts itself. obviously it does!! the old testament and the new testament are two different books, written in different times, and have different people. also your comment had nothing to do with my comment.

    • @paisleepunk
      @paisleepunk 3 месяца назад +12

      @@imays12 neat counterargument; unfortunately, ignoring that you actually kinda agreed with my main point, i said what i said because if we were to argue over the "sinning" point, we would get absolutely NOWHERE.
      believe it or not, some people (including myself) don't even believe that "sin" _exists,_ so trying to convince them to stop whatever their current lifestyles because of that concept is clearly not gonna fuckin' work. if one doesn't regard "sin" as real, then there's a very decent chance that maybe one's whole (christian in this case) belief system is gonna fall apart like a house of tarot cards.
      tl;dr: i am not beholden to your god due to my lack of belief in him, don't even try

  • @regularfern
    @regularfern 3 месяца назад +1051

    “ITS LUST AND DEVIANT BEHAVIOR.” 11:45
    Gay Asexuals everywhere: okay

    • @emilyjohn2034
      @emilyjohn2034 3 месяца назад +162

      But you’re not supposed to be asexual either! Remember don’t have sex but not that way

    • @feliciascorner9795
      @feliciascorner9795 3 месяца назад +105

      They be pissed we out here not wanting to have sex!

    • @emilyjohn2034
      @emilyjohn2034 3 месяца назад +107

      @@feliciascorner9795 don’t sleep around sex is a temptation to be avoided!!

      Wait not like that!

    • @InsertName-uq5jn
      @InsertName-uq5jn 3 месяца назад +22

      TRUE

    • @feliciascorner9795
      @feliciascorner9795 3 месяца назад

      @@emilyjohn2034 we have the damn cheat code!

  • @forgottenartform
    @forgottenartform 3 месяца назад +990

    To quote Regina George "Why are you so obsessed with me?" From a queer non-binary person 😊

  • @CarsonBracy
    @CarsonBracy 3 месяца назад +300

    Fun fact: The most homosexual animal on earth is the giraffe. 94% of all recorded mating in giraffes is between 2 males. You go kings!

    • @strangechimera9538
      @strangechimera9538 2 месяца назад +10

      Good for them, also what’s your pfp? I e been seeing it a bit

    • @minniemintfresh
      @minniemintfresh Месяц назад +19

      ​@@strangechimera9538 it's josh hutcherson in the picture, though i believe it's really specifically from the "can you blow my whistle baby" meme

    • @screamskilos3951
      @screamskilos3951 Месяц назад +5

      94%?! How do they actually grow in numbers as species then? Am I getting trolled?

    • @CarsonBracy
      @CarsonBracy Месяц назад +20

      @@screamskilos3951 actually, I believe it's up to 97% as of now. Also, the point of my comment was to prove that homosexuality is not "unnatural" like a lot of Christians like to say.

    • @minniemintfresh
      @minniemintfresh Месяц назад +13

      @@screamskilos3951 well, it's not like they're monogamous. male giraffes will get it on with other male giraffes as well as female ones.

  • @Harudodo
    @Harudodo 3 месяца назад +1942

    Honestly it’s so weird when people say that others aren’t “real Christians”. Like, there’s multiple sects of Christianity, including many different versions of non-denominational churches. They’re all Christians, they just have slightly different views. It’s so dang self centered to believe that ONLY your EXACT belief is the “right way to be a Christian “

    • @Beaniscool
      @Beaniscool 3 месяца назад +66

      Thank you! I'm not christian but I keep getting christian reels and it's like a gay Christian and the comments are all like he's not a real christian

    • @Crabby-Abby
      @Crabby-Abby 3 месяца назад +93

      I also think that hearing this from progressive Christians is weird. Like, I see it a LOT (even in this comment section) that more progressive Christians will say that anyone like the people in this video aren't "real Christians" and that "real Christians" are loving, or accepting, or whatever. I understand where it comes from, like not wanting to associate their religion with other people's bad behavior, but it also feels like just an inability to take responsibility for the fact that their religion is used as an excuse and explanation for this bad behavior. Like. They are Christians. They're just also bad people, and it's not fair to just not take responsibility for the harm the Christian church and Christians have done.

    • @bishielurfer
      @bishielurfer 3 месяца назад +65

      ​​@@Crabby-AbbyI agree. I recognize that not all Christians are homophobic and hateful, but it doesn't mean that ones that are aren't Christian. You can say you can disagree with certain sects or the way some people interpret Christian teachings, but that doesn't mean they're not part of the Christian faith.
      And to clarify (because I realize this reads weirdly like I'm defending the hateful members), I'm saying this because I agree that it should be recognize the pain and harm Christianity has caused. I'm personally agnostic (raised vaguely religious but never really believed).

    • @Crabby-Abby
      @Crabby-Abby 3 месяца назад +28

      @@bishielurfer exactly!!! It's unfair to just ignore the harm that the faith has done by writing off harmful practices and members.

    • @skaronxavier1468
      @skaronxavier1468 3 месяца назад

      Tbf, the reason so many sects have schism-ed and split is because most of those guys couldn't agree what "real Christianity" was and then made it everyone's problem for like, damn near 2000 years

  • @theharlequin3088
    @theharlequin3088 3 месяца назад +867

    >I don't want to submit
    >I don't like to submit
    >I don't feel good when I submit
    >I am coerced into submitting against my will
    Girl... there's a word for that beginning with 'R' and ending with 'ape'.

    • @macgirl1234
      @macgirl1234 3 месяца назад +101

      Big yikes. She said the quiet part out loud and it's so sad😭

    • @Shuffles_Art
      @Shuffles_Art 3 месяца назад +95

      Genuinely this is just one of the most blatant cases of coercion and manipulation ever and yet they all just follow along with it because someone else told them to do so. I feel so bad for her but at the same time it’s just so obvious what’s going on and yet they still fall for it every single time. We live in an age where there is *so* much information available to you right at your fingertips but there are still people that choose to remain totally oblivious to what’s going on right in front of them 💀

    • @cheeryrozetea
      @cheeryrozetea День назад

      True 😢😔

  • @storiesinthedust
    @storiesinthedust 3 месяца назад +174

    “The lesbian on your praise team” is so specific I just know he got rejected by her 😂

  • @riverrile
    @riverrile 3 месяца назад +1793

    Guy: "Jesus said REPENT! REPENT!"
    Jesus: "No, I said 'deep breath': you're gonna pass out from screaming!

    • @voita4799
      @voita4799 3 месяца назад +5

      Mark 1:15 “The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand; repent and believe in the gospel.”

    • @DannyD-lr5yg
      @DannyD-lr5yg 3 месяца назад +140

      @@voita4799Did you not get the joke? Did you think this person was trying to quote the Bible…?

    • @voita4799
      @voita4799 3 месяца назад +4

      @@DannyD-lr5yg I just made the point that Jesus does say to repent and that the person is blaspheming Jesus words, he never said the latter of what this person says.

    • @SimplyRobotic27
      @SimplyRobotic27 3 месяца назад +88

      ​@@voita4799brother learn to take a joke

    • @voita4799
      @voita4799 3 месяца назад +4

      @@SimplyRobotic27 I mean if you were serious about something and someone was making a joke out of it, would you be laughing? Plus this is LITERALLY a life and death situation, because if you won’t repent and come to Jesus then you won’t be able to come to heaven, and that’s smth I would t wish upon anyone

  • @janskans
    @janskans 3 месяца назад +498

    “love thy neighbor when your neighbor meets your exact standards. if they don’t, repeatedly tell them they’re going to hell”

    • @EthanT52718
      @EthanT52718 3 месяца назад +11

      i love that bible verse

  • @yourfavdarkdisaster
    @yourfavdarkdisaster 3 месяца назад +190

    “CE/DAR” I’M ROLLING 😭
    also, fun fact: the ap bio exam this year featured gay crickets 🦗

  • @artistdudebro
    @artistdudebro 3 месяца назад +747

    Once that one guy said "get jiggy with it" I went from agnostic to atheist

  • @nobodyshekatonchires7981
    @nobodyshekatonchires7981 3 месяца назад +989

    Five nights at Christ's with that animatronic.
    That dude with the fake beard was terrifying. They do seem really fixated on his death tho
    Wouldnt praying for glass skin be like a sin?

    • @starparodier91
      @starparodier91 3 месяца назад +80

      “Five Nights at Christ’s” 🤣
      I’m a game dev… I kinda wanna make that game lol

    • @nobodyshekatonchires7981
      @nobodyshekatonchires7981 3 месяца назад +11

      @@starparodier91 😂😂

    • @mackenzieperkins8427
      @mackenzieperkins8427 3 месяца назад +47

      The way I was raised in a fundamentalist church, praying for your looks would be vanity for sure lol

    • @fadeuhhway
      @fadeuhhway 3 месяца назад +29

      mm yeah, vanity=pride which I mean, is one of the deadly sins so.... :x

    • @auntiem0thman
      @auntiem0thman 3 месяца назад

      ​@@starparodier91PLEASE????

  • @anonymixx8106
    @anonymixx8106 3 месяца назад +118

    9:35 Forget us Gays causing a scene... Can you imagine if **Muslim people** had a large singing congregation in a Walmart? The GOP would've imploded 😂

    • @Wynnie1121
      @Wynnie1121 19 часов назад

      The entire police force from 3 counties would be called and would show up

  • @shadesofcallum
    @shadesofcallum 3 месяца назад +4602

    yes and a-women in the comments to claim 🙏‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @thecolorgrae_
      @thecolorgrae_ 3 месяца назад +98

      yes and a-women in the comments to claim

    • @xironel2674
      @xironel2674 3 месяца назад +47

      Yes and A-women

    • @niyah_uwu
      @niyah_uwu 3 месяца назад +35

      Yes and a-women!

    • @royal_bloom3925
      @royal_bloom3925 3 месяца назад +20

      Yes and a-women

    • @-_burdy_-
      @-_burdy_- 3 месяца назад +18

      Yes and a-women in the comedy to claim

  • @bigjeebus4420
    @bigjeebus4420 3 месяца назад +372

    "no hate like christian love" is the realest shit I've ever heard

  • @izzywes9839
    @izzywes9839 3 месяца назад +88

    9:40
    We stand in the middle of Walmart and just go
    🕯️🏳️‍🌈”Fuck out my way when you see me…. I’m running with the LGBT
    Fuck out my way when you see me…. I’m running with the LGBT” 🏳️‍🌈🕯️

  • @Itsatragedeigh
    @Itsatragedeigh 3 месяца назад +798

    Prayers: can you solve hunger? Cure cancer?
    God: nah
    Influencer: i want glass skin
    God: shit i got you

    • @ek0dev
      @ek0dev 3 месяца назад +7

      Lmao

    • @emilyjohn2034
      @emilyjohn2034 3 месяца назад +72

      Like assuming this guy is correct that shows your god really sucks if he prioritizes an attractive person over people with actual medical issues.

    • @user-cn1ci5bu2t
      @user-cn1ci5bu2t 3 месяца назад +2

      💀😭

    • @lucywallace3331
      @lucywallace3331 3 месяца назад

      like does god not instruct us to reject the vanities of this world?? sounds demonic to me…

    • @anamelchior7194
      @anamelchior7194 3 месяца назад +26

      And the worst fvcking argument I hear about it is "oh but hunger and war are caused by men, not god's fault" - right, and bc of that he doesn't feel like interfering, but that one atheist dude who died was God's direct doing bc he "defied God", and the glass skin of the guy of the video was also directly caused by God

  • @Joey245
    @Joey245 3 месяца назад +575

    Lifelong Christian here, I almost snorted laughing at the "RUN JESUS RUN!" bit when the actor fell off the cross. I wanted to add in "GO ON THE WATER JESUS, THEY CAN'T FOLLOW YOU THERE!"

    • @serowachee
      @serowachee 3 месяца назад +53

      HELPP MEEEE moses can though... he'll just part it n meet him half way there

    • @Zombina638
      @Zombina638 3 месяца назад +3

      Oh..anyways

    • @InsertName-uq5jn
      @InsertName-uq5jn 3 месяца назад +2

      LOL 😂

    • @macgirl1234
      @macgirl1234 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @anonymixx8106
      @anonymixx8106 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Zombina638 ?

  • @Ghoulishgalvr
    @Ghoulishgalvr 2 месяца назад +73

    There is a gay penguin couple at my local zoo, and they are currently raising an egg together… and it is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen! I go see them all the time to see how they are doing ❤

  • @lycanycteris
    @lycanycteris 3 месяца назад +496

    I appreciate the shoutout to girlies with IBS. We are strong warriors who sit on our porcelain thrones with resilience.

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko 3 месяца назад +22

      hell yeah

    • @wiglett_
      @wiglett_ 3 месяца назад +36

      Sit on that throne like the goddesses you all are ❤️

    • @kristinkey12
      @kristinkey12 3 месяца назад

      ​@@wiglett_or hunch over and pray, whatever works for you

    • @anunwantedsoul3672
      @anunwantedsoul3672 3 месяца назад +7

      And yall eat it up every time

    • @qorkbro
      @qorkbro 3 месяца назад

      I gotta remind my fiancé she's hot 1 cuz she's my fiancé and B she's got tum issues like no one's biz

  • @secretcivilian2668
    @secretcivilian2668 3 месяца назад +320

    As someone who attends a Christian church for some reason, preachers have a weird fixation on lesbians specifically, when they talk about homosexuality it's always lesbians that they emphasize, just further proves how much they want control over women specifically

    • @sanna-sf1fo
      @sanna-sf1fo 3 месяца назад

      they wanna have control over the women esp who dont want them. like they cant grasp the concept that some (most) women arent and wont be attracted to some loser incel who still relies on his mommy to do his laundry for him. also i think them yk.. fetishizing lesbians as well, knowing how pastors are about their crippling porn addictions while being "happily married to their smoking hot wife." ugh im so glad im not attracted only to men cuz its the fucking trenches istg

    • @spawn3721
      @spawn3721 3 месяца назад +38

      As someone who used to also attend one for some reason I don't have, its weird how the always talked and bashed homosexuality, no matter what they were saying it would always end up in saying gay ppl are "wicked" and I'm like damn you're rlly that obsessed

    • @willsith9762
      @willsith9762 2 месяца назад +12

      Especially considering how much is the church is closeted lmao

    • @maxwellscott-bz8bf
      @maxwellscott-bz8bf 2 месяца назад +2

      Weird. Typically it’s just “gay is a sin” and they leave it at that.

    • @rubylove9
      @rubylove9 2 месяца назад +2

      Do they think gay men aren’t real???

  • @rillieskyla298
    @rillieskyla298 3 месяца назад +93

    I'm sorry, but the "thou shall not lay with muscle mommy" made me laugh so fucking hard. 💀🙏

  • @probablyaparent
    @probablyaparent 3 месяца назад +968

    BRB, letting my gastroenterology team and urological oncology team know I'm good, a weird woman from Tik Tok prayed my Crohn's and cancer away.

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  3 месяца назад +209

      Sending you all the love, Sinner

    • @MoodyMickey
      @MoodyMickey 3 месяца назад +67

      Brb, gonna eat all the bread in my house because a woman's yell-prayer cured me ✌️

    • @withlove2963
      @withlove2963 3 месяца назад +26

      Oh I HATE that. I have mental health issues and despite praying that never changed. I am Christian, but that doesn't mean you ignore science or the medical field.

    • @radi0d3m0n.-
      @radi0d3m0n.- 3 месяца назад +17

      Guys what do you mean. My hypothyroidism is literally gone now

    • @dylanintefilin
      @dylanintefilin 3 месяца назад +9

      mazel tov 😌✨

  • @DogMechanic
    @DogMechanic 3 месяца назад +257

    I don't even argue with the "it's unnatural" people anymore. Like, they don't give a crap about what's "natural", they're on the internet, in an air conditioned house, eating cheeseburgers pumped up with preservatives from McDonalds. I just say "what's natural's got nothing to do with what's good or bad, so even if it's not natural, it's none of your business."

    • @Shuffles_Art
      @Shuffles_Art 3 месяца назад

      Fr like their perception of what’s “natural” is simply just what they think on a personal basis which has nothing to do with the reality of nature. If they really gave a fuck about what’s natural then they’d be fighting to protect the planet that we live on, helping reduce the damage that we’re doing to the environment and stop this constant hatred and attacks on other human beings. Those things are natural, fighting everyone around you because they’re different is not.

    • @johnwalker1058
      @johnwalker1058 3 месяца назад +37

      It's also an informal logical fallacy: "Appeal to nature." Just because something is natural, that doesn't automatically make something better.

    • @lambchloroplasts474
      @lambchloroplasts474 3 месяца назад +2

      yknow what is natural? destroying angel mushrooms, they should eat one or two!!

    • @Sam-ze3hr
      @Sam-ze3hr 3 месяца назад

      @@lambchloroplasts474is this schizo or just something I have absolutely no clue about

    • @MisterWerewolf
      @MisterWerewolf 3 месяца назад +8

      Bro nature and wildlife don't care what is or isn't natural. They just do. I hate hearing people say it's unnatural when nature does all kinds of wild and bizarre things. It's just such a stupid argument.

  • @crystaljasscat09
    @crystaljasscat09 3 месяца назад +45

    «What did lesbians do to you sir» they didnt wanna do anything with him thats why he is mad

  • @crazydicelady6117
    @crazydicelady6117 3 месяца назад +264

    Shutting down a Walmart for hymns is okay but we can't have pride merch at Target because it's "Satanic"? lol, okay

    • @nicholasbryan6756
      @nicholasbryan6756 3 месяца назад +2

      Yes it is very demonic

    • @nicholasbryan6756
      @nicholasbryan6756 3 месяца назад +2

      John 14:6 (KJV) Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

    • @Ozzyoxenfree
      @Ozzyoxenfree 3 месяца назад

      @@nicholasbryan6756That verse has nothing to do with being gay, silly goose.
      Also… why are you in the gay part of RUclips? Doesn’t seem like your jam, but we’re willing to talk if you’re feeling confused about your sexuality 🫂

    • @kreissthekeeper
      @kreissthekeeper 3 месяца назад

      ​@@nicholasbryan6756booooo

    • @crazydicelady6117
      @crazydicelady6117 3 месяца назад

      @@nicholasbryan6756 boo

  • @NoYeahNah
    @NoYeahNah 3 месяца назад +245

    A few weeks ago, I went to feed rescued Little Blue Penguins. There is a male couple who apparently make the best nests every year, so the staff are debating whether to give them some fake eggs to sit on to make them happy. I don't know how this could be considered anything other than adorable.

    • @hoppybird6_
      @hoppybird6_ 3 месяца назад +56

      I mean theres an article about how a gay penguin couple stole the eggs of a lesbian penguin couple- some of these gay penguins are wildin lmaoooo

    • @feliciascorner9795
      @feliciascorner9795 3 месяца назад +46

      I've seen gay flamingos raise a chick that was abandoned by its heterosexual parents. National geographic has been VERY informative.

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 3 месяца назад +21

      ​@@hoppybird6_
      Fun fact about penguins, but they get so worked up about having eggs (like, their hormones go way out of whack) that they are well known to steal eggs or even young children from other penguins. Although in that case, they tend to lose interest quickly and the babies are abandoned.
      No homosexuality needed to steal eggs.

    • @theresidentialrat
      @theresidentialrat 3 месяца назад +19

      at my local zoo, there was a gay penguin couple that were given an actual egg (I believe the parent(s) abandoned it or sum)

  • @morgiana111
    @morgiana111 3 месяца назад +44

    Anointing your skincare feels so much like…. Witchcraft?? Lmao they went so hard that they circled back around to paganism.

    • @Samantha-bs2zr
      @Samantha-bs2zr Месяц назад +4

      Literally they’re just charging it with intention, which is like crazy common in witchcraft practices

    • @AliceBunny05
      @AliceBunny05 13 дней назад

      It's because some christian things do have connections to paganism. in europe you'll even see very old churches with protective sigils on them, put there by practitioners of witchcraft or paganism during that time period. some things like anointing are really just a parallel to witchcraft because once upon a time, some people used them in tandem or the lines were purposefully blurred to encourage pagan people to convert.

  • @tanissacase4109
    @tanissacase4109 3 месяца назад +509

    "I mean, he probably doesn't get pissed, he's Jesus, y'know?"
    VIOLENT FLASHBACK TO JESUS METHODICALLY BRAIDING A WHIP AND GOING FOR BLOOD IN A TEMPLE
    LMAO

    • @jaycebechtol8448
      @jaycebechtol8448 3 месяца назад +137

      Tbf he was going after people trying to profit from the holy wo- wow its almost like jesus would absolutely hate ninety percent of the people in this video lol. Its cute they always leave that story out when they wanna cast stones.

    • @chrisz7494
      @chrisz7494 3 месяца назад +35

      Did he really braid a whip? I know he went flipping tables because the taxmen were desecrating the temple

    • @tanissacase4109
      @tanissacase4109 3 месяца назад +72

      @@chrisz7494 Per the King James version: John 2:15-17
      and when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables; and said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father's house an house of merchandise. And his disciples remembered that it was written, The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up.
      The scourge of small cords is generally translated to be a whip, and the text explicitly says that he made it, not just that he randomly got one from some unspecified source. And back then, it took loads of time to make something like that. Meaning Jesus didn't just fly off the handle - his attack was PREMEDITATED rage.

    • @chrisz7494
      @chrisz7494 3 месяца назад +43

      @tanissacase4109 this makes me love the story even more. Jesus didnt take shit from ANYBODY

    • @KiboSanti
      @KiboSanti 3 месяца назад +41

      Jesus Christ himself in the temple:
      ┻⁠┻⁠︵⁠ヽ⁠(⁠`⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ノ⁠︵⁠┻⁠┻

  • @Verze4826
    @Verze4826 3 месяца назад +1591

    idc what christians say
    i aint afraid of god
    god should be afraid of me
    i have too much gayness for god

    • @Beaniscool
      @Beaniscool 3 месяца назад

      You are so gay that if god saw you he would turn gay

    • @carterpeele4913
      @carterpeele4913 3 месяца назад +84

      I love this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "god-fearing? Oh no honey, I'm too gay for that" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lovestumacher
      @lovestumacher 3 месяца назад +18

      Truer words have never been spoken ❤️

    • @Amethyst_Za_Cat
      @Amethyst_Za_Cat 3 месяца назад +36

      As a Christian I love this despite how much my dad would hate it 😂

    • @Verze4826
      @Verze4826 3 месяца назад +16

      i am gonna tell this comment to my kids when they ask about religion

  • @Lotta-Axolotl
    @Lotta-Axolotl 3 месяца назад +31

    A youth group leader told me to ignore my homosexual urges when I told her I felt like I might be queer…she gave an example and told me that she has a gay friend who doesn’t give into the sin and stays single. I felt so sad for that man.

    • @cindys9491
      @cindys9491 Месяц назад

      Exactly. People like her want men like him to stay solo. Forever. Or marry a woman (!)

    • @Shep_isLessThan3
      @Shep_isLessThan3 17 дней назад

      Girl if I want a man im getting a man point blank period 💅

  • @Lord-zu7zk
    @Lord-zu7zk 3 месяца назад +252

    As a pagan I know damn well if I said "hail (insert literally any pagan god)" in public I'd probably get yelled at at best and stabbed at worst.

    • @tux_duh
      @tux_duh 3 месяца назад

      I love when Christians don't research their own practices, and then refused to accept that paganism affected their religion.
      Just to name a few
      Hell- literally named after the Anglo-Saxon goddess of the underworld Hel
      Easter- the celebration with a feast is most likely correlated to the Anglo-Saxon feast for Eostre that was synchronized with Passach
      Christmas: yule tree, yule log, yule fires (lights), elves, etc
      And then demonize things that are Christian like the upside down cross which was used by a guy who didn't want to disrespect Jesus because he was being crucified

    • @AsrielDremurrBomj
      @AsrielDremurrBomj 3 месяца назад +1

      I'm sorry if I'm a bit offensive, but can you explain why Christians are accountable for what the church did in the past, but the Scandinavian religion's followers aren't accountable for murdering and r*ping countless numbers of innocent people in the past? That just feels weird... And, like, the Scandinavian religion literally says that being a ruthless warrior and dying at war is the ultimate goal of your life (or, at least, you're considered superior to everyone else). And yes, some church leaders often said (and keep saying) literally the same. (I'm from Russia and Patriach Kirill barely said that dead soldiers go to Valhalla lol). But that's not what Jesus said. That's not what Christianity teaches. Yet, it is what the Scandinavian religion teaches. And I'm not saying that modern pagans are OK with murder, but I'm somehow accountable for the crusades just because I'm Christian, even though my religion is actually against crusades (I mean, r*ping and murdering people to make the king richer because the pope said so don't really match with loving your neighbor). But the Scandinavian religion's followers aren't accountable, even though their religion did actually glorified violence and war.
      Again, please sorry if I'm offensive, but I just don't understand that... I try to accept everyone regardless of their religion, but I still feel like some people view me as a sort lower-class citizen due to my beliefs. idk, I can't help feeling like some atheist consider themselves the nobel in this hierarchy of religions (they think they're kinda "scientific"), and Christians alongside with some other religions are considered the lower-class. But... pagans are somehow considered the middle-class? Whenever I say that all crap bigots say online is not what Jesus teaches people often say, "Well that's good, BUT IN THE HISTORY OF THE CHURCH... ". But pagans somehow can just go and say, "Hey, I'm a pagan!", and no one will even think that they should be accountable for anything. (Some can say that it's because very few pagans age bigots, but that's simply not true, for example, there are a lot of stories online about abuse in pagan communities, some pagans are kinda nazi-ish, in Russia many pagans are misogynistic, they teach that if the husband cheats on his wife, drinks too much vodka and doesn't want to find job, it's the wife's fault ...because she didn't "charge" her womb with "nature's feminine enegry" by walking in a long skirt ...without panties ...yeah (and this is supposed to be some secret knowlege you could access buy paying for a course))

    • @confusedaf1112
      @confusedaf1112 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@AsrielDremurrBomjwtf are you talking about

    • @AsrielDremurrBomj
      @AsrielDremurrBomj 3 месяца назад

      @@confusedaf1112 I'm tired of pagans' hypocrisy, that's what I'm talking about

    • @erikpaulsanchez4876
      @erikpaulsanchez4876 2 месяца назад +9

      ​@@AsrielDremurrBomjsame could be said about all the people killed and displaced due to Christianity. Jews were constantly expelled from multiple countries, thousands killed using Christianity as the excuse during the colonization era. Chattel slavery in the US was justified using the Bible

  • @the_oil_painting_cat
    @the_oil_painting_cat 3 месяца назад +413

    the saddest part about the "submit to your husband" passage is that it is actually a (not very good) metaphor about "submitting" to the Church and the Church in turn will take care of its people. It pains me to believe all these women blindly follow this teaching because of one line in the bible.

    • @FlLoser7960
      @FlLoser7960 3 месяца назад +35

      Cuz they been raised to want the patraiahcy as it means hierarchy

    • @the_oil_painting_cat
      @the_oil_painting_cat 3 месяца назад +31

      @@FlLoser7960 yes exactly. they are groomed into believing it. i know far too many people in my life who think this way because of how they were raised. My only hope is that they can wake up some day and realize they have power and autonomy and deserve to be seen as an equal

    • @Yuuteimiya
      @Yuuteimiya 3 месяца назад +36

      Also almost never a passage after that is mentioned where Bible says "the husband should love his wife as God loves the church" also mentioning how God literally died for it.
      Quite an interesting thing how almost nobody remembers it but remember the submitting part for the wife😂

    • @riverrile
      @riverrile 3 месяца назад +2

      That part raised too many red flags to count.

    • @bejeweledbat13
      @bejeweledbat13 3 месяца назад +17

      same with the "man shall not lay with man" line. it was supposed to be "man shall not lay with boy" but it got mistranslated

  • @anyoletsoto4549
    @anyoletsoto4549 3 месяца назад +37

    I’m an atheistic agnostic and my mom recently converted to Christianity from Catholicism a while ago . She’s been in denial of my beliefs, and because of that she wants me to repent. “God is always with you” is the classic phrase she always pulls out as I remind her when she begs me to go to church.
    One of her pastor friends touched me (not s*xual mind you) while chanting prayer tried to restrain me from going to my room in my home. People like this is the reason why I’m not religious and will continue to be. I know not all Christians are like this example, but these people are doing more harm than good when people think of Christianity.

    • @anyoletsoto4549
      @anyoletsoto4549 3 месяца назад +5

      Just stating that I don’t mean to make people mad or anyway shape or form. I just wanted to share my experience with religion. If y’all wanna believe or want to try out religion, go for it! 🙂 If it makes you comfortable and happy in life, that is your right, just don’t shove them when it’s unwanted.

    • @SyoDraws
      @SyoDraws Месяц назад +2

      Thx for sharing your experience
      Im religious and i find it important to understand the perspectives of other people. It helps with sensitivity, empathy, and with constructing a holistic worldview. Have a good day

  • @maximumdinosaur
    @maximumdinosaur 3 месяца назад +354

    Im also an agnostic lesbian and Christian reels are EVERYWHERE

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  3 месяца назад +102

      WHY ARE WE BEING TARGETED FR

    • @wiglett_
      @wiglett_ 3 месяца назад +17

      ​@AnnamarieForcino when will the war of agnostic lesbians vs religion happen 🤔

    • @TheMimiandbb
      @TheMimiandbb 3 месяца назад +17

      I'm an agnostic queer transmasc and they're all over my tl too 😭 why does it think I want to see that?!

    • @maximumdinosaur
      @maximumdinosaur 3 месяца назад +4

      @@TheMimiandbb idk but I wish you luck 🫡

    • @orangetangyvideos
      @orangetangyvideos 3 месяца назад +4

      I'm transmasc pagen and I keep getting them too 😭
      Algorithm is just being odd rn, I used to just get slime videos

  • @solong_abigail
    @solong_abigail 3 месяца назад +180

    I used to be Christian (now atheist) and can confirm, some of them are so desperate to be oppressed that in Christian movies, they’ll make up impossible scenarios just to prove their point…

    • @user-cn1ci5bu2t
      @user-cn1ci5bu2t 3 месяца назад

      but like (゜-゜) ʷʰʸ

    • @Shuffles_Art
      @Shuffles_Art 3 месяца назад +17

      I can’t remember the exact line, but this reminded me of that Christian knock-off Saw movie that Kurtis Conner reviewed. They kept saying that one line about like “oh no one believes in god anymore” which is just like… yes they do?? Christianity is still one of the most popular and influential religions in the *entire world*
      This video is literally living proof that there is still a huge conglomerate of people that belief in God and attempt to enforce that onto others. They want to act as a minority that deserves more rights than gay, trans and people of colour, when in reality Christians are in the large majority of the population and are held at the same standards as the rest of humanity and that other religions are given just as much credence as there’s are. They’re afraid of being placed at the same level as every other human being because they want their religion to be seen as the absolute and above all others.

    • @junebugsjukebox
      @junebugsjukebox 3 месяца назад +6

      @@Shuffles_ArtOH MY GOD THE RECONCILER

  • @ligit2758
    @ligit2758 3 месяца назад +37

    "If you wanna win some free vibrators" caught me so off guard. I'm so used to people trying to hide that kind of stuff behind shame and codenames. Slay, I guess 😊👍

  • @rat9128
    @rat9128 3 месяца назад +168

    For a group of people who preach love and understanding, they are the biggest haters ive ever seen

    • @ExilaArika
      @ExilaArika 3 месяца назад +22

      Yuh, and then they try to defend it by saying 'well the bible say it's wrong so'

    • @Madiii_madzz
      @Madiii_madzz 3 месяца назад +3

      We are not all like that lol! i hope you have better experiences with Christians in the future!! Jesus loves you!!!

    • @user-ayiy824jbd
      @user-ayiy824jbd 3 месяца назад +29

      @@Madiii_madzzagain, manipulative comment. youre not making yourselves look any better.

    • @Yuuteimiya
      @Yuuteimiya 3 месяца назад +25

      ​@@Madiii_madzz"Jesus loves you" really sounds like "my religios deity I believe in loves you", idk maybe it's me but I don't think using it for non-Christians will do anything better. It feels like you're still forcing it and a lot of people don't like it...

    • @heathershangovercure
      @heathershangovercure 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@Yuuteimiyayup im non christian. still sounds forced and doesnt make it any better
      i don't love @madi_madzz religious figures nor do they love me
      aphrodite does
      hestia does

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 месяца назад +220

    Annamarie after this video: “Forgive me, Father, for I have slayed.”

  • @cynthialyzenga2267
    @cynthialyzenga2267 2 месяца назад +19

    I had a lady at church say "my grand kids and others in my family wont go to church. What do i do?" Couldn't hold it in when i said "if they arent interested let it be." She wasnt super happy with me. Then i said, " its their choice, you shouldn't force people to go."

  • @kuroshiro_111
    @kuroshiro_111 3 месяца назад +123

    i remember my catholic school had a reconciliation session for an hour (im an atheist), and i said to my priest “hey, so i don’t think I’m a girl..” (im ftm), and he said “well, that’s the devil trying to get you to do what you want and reject God.” And I have felt uncomfortable since that day

    • @FlLoser7960
      @FlLoser7960 3 месяца назад +14

      I'm sorry you went thru that we need to do better

    • @plushdragonteddy
      @plushdragonteddy 3 месяца назад +14

      “that’s the devil trying to get you to do what you want” is so wild. like i understand that always putting the things you want before the needs of others is not great, but you’re just. not allowed to do anything you want to do??? how on earth do they expect to retain any membership with that mindset?
      i heard something interesting about how christian morality was sort of a response to being enslaved in the roman times, and the morality was basically built around being the opposite of what the rich people who owned slaves did, so that they could say the rich people were going to hell and the slaves had salvation to look forward to. so like, “owning slaves is evil,” sure, yes, makes sense, “taking care of the sick is good,” love it, but then also “doing things for pleasure is sinful” made it in there, because rich people threw parties and stuff.
      just sharing in case that helps put in perspective why that mindset is pushed, and why it’s not based in anything that makes sense. it’s just pure contrarianism, and you don’t have to feel bad for not following a moral system put in place thousands of years ago to make certain people feel superior.

    • @Shuffles_Art
      @Shuffles_Art 3 месяца назад +8

      God damn imagine trying to liken doing what you want that makes you feel better about yourself and your body to literally being manipulated by the devil 😭😭
      Wouldn’t God want his people to be happy? To cherish who they are and embrace it and to not let outside forces control you and chain you down to something that makes you feel like crap? Every day it seems like churches and all that are going against the entire point of their own religion 💀

  • @summer_pain
    @summer_pain 3 месяца назад +325

    my family keeps on sending me (an agnostic lesbian) christian content on reels bc i have cancer and i need to repent RIGHT NEOW before it's too late!! like girly pop it's not gonna happen i'll be partying in hell with the rest of the gays

    • @arandomfrog9493
      @arandomfrog9493 3 месяца назад +63

      I hope you can get better! Cancer absolutely sucks. Stay strong dude ❤

    • @blubblewubble
      @blubblewubble 3 месяца назад

      I think we should get rid of healthcare for Christians like those so they can live a happy and long life without illness by praying to jesus

    • @owlbyovrprepared1128
      @owlbyovrprepared1128 3 месяца назад +38

      Start the party here in the ways you can because you deserve it. May your journey be easier than you expect, even if only in the small ways only you can enjoy.

    • @voita4799
      @voita4799 3 месяца назад +5

      I really don’t think you know what hell is, and I really hope that the truth of Jesus Christ will come to you and that he will lead you to the right path away from Satan. Hell will be hot full of screams, pain, and so much more, but the worst part is that it will be an eternity and you won’t ever be able to take your words back in hell and repent

    • @FlLoser7960
      @FlLoser7960 3 месяца назад +47

      ​@@voita4799they won't go to hell if God is just

  • @feralperil
    @feralperil 3 месяца назад +32

    >Children starving, people getting abused, war
    god: i sleep
    >influencer prays for glass skin
    god: real shit??!

  • @InsertUsernameHere-co1uv
    @InsertUsernameHere-co1uv 3 месяца назад +205

    As a Christian (don't worry I'm both trans and normal about other peoples and faith), I'm so interested and yet so so scared of what I am about to encounter here

    • @FlLoser7960
      @FlLoser7960 3 месяца назад +19

      Trans Christian nice!

    • @InsertName-uq5jn
      @InsertName-uq5jn 3 месяца назад +19

      You are so loved. 💙❤️🤍❤💙 Keep existing and God bless you! 💕🧡💛💚💙💜🤍❤️💙🤎🖤

    • @meifennellysieu7510
      @meifennellysieu7510 3 месяца назад +5

      Fellow holder of dual citizenship here! Stay safe, friend.

    • @meifennellysieu7510
      @meifennellysieu7510 3 месяца назад +2

      @@InsertName-uq5jn You're such a cool person. God bless you, too!

    • @InsertUsernameHere-co1uv
      @InsertUsernameHere-co1uv 3 месяца назад

      @@meifennellysieu7510 Dual citizenship kdjfnklajshfdkajshfkjhdsa

  • @keeganfawcett610
    @keeganfawcett610 3 месяца назад +287

    Jesus regarding the people making animatronic re-enactments of his murder, “Forgive them, Father, they know not what they do.”

    • @KiboSanti
      @KiboSanti 3 месяца назад +2

      When He was reflecting in the garden, He saw all things yet to come... He saw this, and He still went through with the crucifixion...
      I wonder if He regrets it, or if He just wanted to GTFO from this place 🤣

  • @emily.33jk3
    @emily.33jk3 3 месяца назад +60

    As an ex-christian, I’m happy I left 💀🙏

  • @aleeysaurasrex
    @aleeysaurasrex 3 месяца назад +164

    I always hear "cross-eyed bear" instead of "cross I bare" and that doesn't matter but it derailed my brain so there's that

  • @SillyLittlePookie
    @SillyLittlePookie 3 месяца назад +403

    As a Christian, I feel so annoyed with modern day toxic christianity.
    Jesus LITERALLY preached love grace and salvation. Not shame and hatred…. ☹️ It makes me so sad seeing people with religious trauma. The church is supposed to be a welcoming place

    • @Zychel_EX9
      @Zychel_EX9 3 месяца назад +13

      Especially when it’s your own family

    • @WatashiMachineFullCycle
      @WatashiMachineFullCycle 3 месяца назад +32

      I am an atheist, but I was raised Christian (and I very much respect the peace and personal value that religion brings to people so long as it's practiced in positive, non-intrusive ways) so I got very familiar with the bible and I always really liked Jesus as a religious figure. In the text I read he seemed like a really chill dude who believed in community, fellowship and equality. It's honestly annoying how people twist those passages to spread hate.

    • @KK-et9li
      @KK-et9li 2 месяца назад +4

      Amen

    • @aztro4010
      @aztro4010 2 месяца назад +14

      Finally, someone who has some sense
      I'm an Atheist but when I told my Catholic parents, they never got mad at me or lashed out at me, they respected my choice, and I'm happy for that.

    • @rubylove9
      @rubylove9 2 месяца назад +10

      I’d like to think it’s out of our hands, unfortunately Christianity is used by the right to get what they want.

  • @littlegreensunflower3547
    @littlegreensunflower3547 3 месяца назад +32

    I'm cracking up 😂 The skin care guy is literally doing stuff that us Pagans consider to be energy work and spells. We put specific energies into things all the time. Doing self care or cooking with intentions in mind can be a spell. No, it's not literally magic. It's not going to fix everything. But it does bring a certain mental comfort. But to see a Christian do the exact same rituals when I know damn well he'd turn around and say I'm working for the devil for doing the exact same thing with a different god is so fucking funny to. Go off, bestie. Live your best life, I guess 😂

  • @venom66656
    @venom66656 3 месяца назад +114

    At least Anamatronic Jesus won't call you names, unlike Freddy Fivebear who will call you a hor

  • @reanndacli3421
    @reanndacli3421 3 месяца назад +108

    Honestly when you pointed out listening to the homophobic comments every single Sunday, that was exactly why I had to leave my church. It was just so gross how casual and accepted it was.
    I was religious for a little while afterwards, I’m more spiritual now, having gone back to my roots and discovering my Indigenous (Native American) beliefs

    • @MaryamMaqdisi
      @MaryamMaqdisi 3 месяца назад +16

      Returning to your roots sounds lovely and profound, I'm sorry your previous religious community was so hateful and insensitive, and I hope you can now experience what is true for you. Stay safe, bless you.

    • @steemcgee5150
      @steemcgee5150 3 месяца назад +13

      As a lesbian Christian, I'm so sorry you've experienced what I have. I was raised Catholic and couldn't handle the priests talking about sin anymore knowing that if they knew the closeted side of me they'd be roping me in with that. I actually found a Christian queer-affirming church where everyone is not only accepting but it's celebrated. We have rainbow sidewalks, a Pride Sunday in June, and we acknowledge our kinship with the LGBTQ+ community and Indigenous peoples (I'm from Treaty 6/7 in Canada) every Sunday through a candle lighting. It's a really cool church. It's the United Church of Canada. In the states there are some Episcopal churches that are queer affirming as well. All of this is to say that I feel your pain, and know what it's like to deconstruct my faith. In my case I found a safe place to reconstruct my faith because that was right for me and my beliefs, and I wanted to tell you that there is hope for that if you are interested. No pressure though, I wish you all the best and peace either way

    • @user-pl7lc2el7x
      @user-pl7lc2el7x 3 месяца назад +1

      I hope you don’t mind me asking, but do you know what tribe you’re from? I’m not Native American myself but I like learning about other cultures. If you don’t want to answer that’s fine. Wishing you best of luck for your journey :)

  • @idontknowwhattonamethis293
    @idontknowwhattonamethis293 3 месяца назад +16

    they will literally compare homosexuality to ANYTHING 😭 one time a girl *in my class* said being around gay people was like hanging around people doing hard drugs when we had a class discussion about teaching LGBTQ+ stuff in school. In **my** class. I, a gay person. SHE KNEW I WAS GAY.

  • @cantocant2346
    @cantocant2346 3 месяца назад +144

    I think the "glass-like skin" dude is closeted. The airy, romantic music playing in the background while he admires his own skin is sublime.

    • @chloecamille5390
      @chloecamille5390 3 месяца назад

      Im pretty sure that music is from the legend of Zelda!

    • @steemcgee5150
      @steemcgee5150 3 месяца назад +2

      Didn't know even LGBTQ+ supporters were still adhering to stereotypes about LGBTQ+ people... or maybe I'm just being hopeful thinking you're a supporter

    • @chloecamille5390
      @chloecamille5390 3 месяца назад +15

      @@steemcgee5150 I don't think they were being 100% serious!

    • @twiggledowntown3564
      @twiggledowntown3564 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@chloecamille5390I can't really hear it, but it kinda reminds me of The Fairy Fountain.

    • @Zvromi
      @Zvromi 3 месяца назад +4

      @@steemcgee5150it was a joke

  • @MikeJMcAllister
    @MikeJMcAllister 3 месяца назад +87

    Regarding that cross carrying clip, there’s this great Bill Hicks bit: “you think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a sniper rifle pendant”

  • @user-dw1xc7rw8r
    @user-dw1xc7rw8r 3 месяца назад +10

    fun fact: there’s a lizard species that are only female, but they take turns on who is playing the male and female part :) we love biology

  • @PumpkinFinch
    @PumpkinFinch 3 месяца назад +85

    It's not natural law - says the man on a podcast. In front of a computer screen, wearing synthetic fibers, that peobably goes to the doctor and dentist. Who may wear contacts. Yes, you are 100% natutal

    • @Yuuteimiya
      @Yuuteimiya 3 месяца назад

      Also nature is by default so weird I dont understand how those people use it as status quo perfect state of humanity😂 Gay lions, gay penguins, almost every animal can be researched and find gay couples. I'm not even talking about different social constructs in animal kingdom...
      They pretend to know a lot but in reality only read kindergarten biology and happy with that.

    • @Shuffles_Art
      @Shuffles_Art 3 месяца назад

      Honestly humanity as a whole are not natural, we as a species have developed over years and years to get to where we are now. If we were to be truly “natural” we would not be existing in big bustling cities driving around in cars and wearing all of these fabricated synthetic clothing. To these sorts of people, what’s “natural” is only what they perceive through their lens of the world around them, which is just so stupid 💀

  • @myosotiskills
    @myosotiskills 3 месяца назад +73

    the dude going on about "holy skincare" and never once showing the toner that supposedly says "glass like skin" just makes me think he made the whole thing up lmao

    • @stephe1506
      @stephe1506 3 месяца назад +3

      Or he's gatekeeping 💅😂

    • @manderly33
      @manderly33 3 месяца назад +3

      That guy loves himself wasaaaay more than he loves God.

  • @icarusfell3183
    @icarusfell3183 3 месяца назад +12

    I am a wasian, bisexual, tattooed, pierced, non-gender conforming (short hair, masculine features, don't believe in traditional gender roles), Buddhist woman that practises witchcraft outside of the Buddhist faith (yes Buddhism practises witchcraft). Stuff that would outrage your average Christian. That being said I've lived in Saudi Arabia for over a decade and I've met several Muslims that don't care about my different faith, sexuality, or how I present myself. I'm aware how fortunate I am to have not experienced heavy discrimination as some people are actively discriminated against by Muslims. But that happens in every religion, there's always bad apples; hell people say I'm not a real Buddhist because I'm pierced and tattooed (despite Sak Yant (religious Buddhist tattoos) being a very real representation of Buddhism) or because I practise witchcraft. I will say, I have been discriminated against much much more by Christians than any other religion. Every religion teaches people to love and as I've become more entwined in my faith, I find it so sad that religious people can be so filled with hate against a certain group of people or things. That being said, I also believe in science. I don't actively use the "The Gods have answered my prayers!" excuse if something happens, I'll rule everything out first and then say it's some kind of divine intervention. Extremely devout Christians truly do scare me.

  • @BookGal-wx5ww
    @BookGal-wx5ww 3 месяца назад +234

    The Walmart thing was seriously creepy

    • @stephe1506
      @stephe1506 3 месяца назад +22

      I would have had a panic attack

    • @SailorMoonLogic
      @SailorMoonLogic 3 месяца назад +12

      As someone who practices witchcraft, I would’ve thought I was about to be hunted!

    • @heathershangovercure
      @heathershangovercure 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@SailorMoonLogicsame & i'd have gotten uncomfortable
      before i started practicing i have always been really uncomfortable around christian stuff

    • @theresidentialrat
      @theresidentialrat 3 месяца назад +14

      lowkey reminded me of a cult….

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@theresidentialrat religions ARE cult, just widely accepted ones.

  • @myriamartin1811
    @myriamartin1811 3 месяца назад +106

    That Walmart clip is an actual nightmare

    • @gloomymoon15
      @gloomymoon15 3 месяца назад +15

      I really dont know what i would do if i was there 😭

    • @myriamartin1811
      @myriamartin1811 3 месяца назад +12

      @@gloomymoon15 same! I would probably have a panic attack lmao

    • @asthejayflies
      @asthejayflies 3 месяца назад

      @@gloomymoon15 i would start chanting red signal by the mechanisms. Y’AI ‘NG’NGAH YOG-SOTHOTH H’EE-L’GEB F’IA THRODOG UAAAH

    • @KiboSanti
      @KiboSanti 3 месяца назад +1

      Only slightly better than in the airplane

    • @jessicaahhhhh
      @jessicaahhhhh 2 месяца назад +1

      That’s what I imagine heaven is like so I do extra sins

  • @avakennedy8772
    @avakennedy8772 3 месяца назад +17

    12:10 YES actually in some species the majority is homosexual. my favorite example with a whopping 94% is giraffes.

  • @misopheri
    @misopheri 3 месяца назад +127

    The new flash mob- the random jesus songs in walmart.

    • @hoppybird6_
      @hoppybird6_ 3 месяца назад +9

      I like to imagine some random guy just walking through like “sorry i just need to get some potatoes excuse me maam”

  • @seasonalidiot956
    @seasonalidiot956 3 месяца назад +120

    For that lady saying to “return your body so that it may digest food correctly” (or whatever she says exactly idc) the funniest part is that our bodies naturally can’t digest gluten or lactose. Those were traits developed over time. If you were to have a “natural stomach and intestines” then you wouldn’t be able to digest those foods.
    Edit: I was wrong about gluten but the statement about lactate is still correct. Sorry

    • @l0rf
      @l0rf 3 месяца назад +5

      Amen to that relatively recent mutation allowing us to have bread and milk.

    • @robbieboydudeguy
      @robbieboydudeguy 3 месяца назад +3

      Amen to gluten and lactose alternatives 🙏

    • @kevins894
      @kevins894 3 месяца назад

      Wait really

    • @seasonalidiot956
      @seasonalidiot956 3 месяца назад

      @@kevins894 Yea really, look it up

    • @virp_alo
      @virp_alo 12 дней назад +1

      I’m pretty sure that humans can generally digest gluten and only suffer adverse effects if they have Celiac. Lactose is indeed something that adult human bodies can’t digest by default. Some people still have enough lactase to digest it without the annoying symptoms. The artificial sweeteners polyols aren’t digestible either which is the reason that sugar-free products have a warning that they can cause diarrhea.

  • @Thisaccountisnotabot
    @Thisaccountisnotabot 2 месяца назад +7

    It’s ironic how for a religion that was originally persecuted for their beliefs, a majority of their followers now persecute others’ beliefs and lifestyle choices.

  • @mjrtaurus2714
    @mjrtaurus2714 3 месяца назад +81

    Had a man in the church I was raised in ALWAYS go on and on about porn addiction and the immorality of homosexuality when he was called to preach whenever the pastor needed a break. Those two things specifically. Every time. It was the most "the call is coming from inside the house" thing that I've ever heard.

  • @Simplifried
    @Simplifried 3 месяца назад +122

    Nothing like a freshly posted Annamarie video after school with a Coke Zero

  • @rene9459
    @rene9459 3 месяца назад +10

    You can't bring up incest as a point without acknowledging that the majority of incestuous people are religious, or at least "traditional"

  • @AamuAurora
    @AamuAurora 3 месяца назад +73

    Anytime you see a RUclips video or a TikTok where Andrew T. or Sneaky-o is presented as a guru, and it's not a snippet during discussion of their negative impact, report it. I worked in TT as a mod. Due to the ban of those individuals, tiktoks with them were automatically deleted. Anything that the moderators didn't manage to tag, you can report in the app. I don't use TT but on yt it's easy and I have a huge amount of automatic responses from yt team confirming they deleted reported content where sneaky-o or Andrew T. appeared.

  • @thylacoleonkennedy7
    @thylacoleonkennedy7 3 месяца назад +48

    10:37 There's a video of Dave Rubin (a gay conservative employee at the Daily Wire) asking Ben Shapiro if he'd go to his wedding and Ben immediately said "no because I think you're living in sin and it would be sinful". It was so embarassing watching someone humiliate themself like that for approval.

    • @afkpavi
      @afkpavi 3 месяца назад +5

      Getting humiliated like that is not new for Dave rubin

  • @Zoepohey
    @Zoepohey 3 месяца назад +24

    ‘Where in the Bible did it say “thou shalt not lay with thy muscle mommy”’ LMAO

  • @eiluvart0416
    @eiluvart0416 3 месяца назад +65

    As a bisexual I would like to join the lesbians in performing hot to go in the middle of a walmart i love chappell roan so much

    • @sapphosgirlfriend
      @sapphosgirlfriend 3 месяца назад +4

      omgggggg count me IN

    • @NightOwlShhhhh
      @NightOwlShhhhh 2 месяца назад +2

      Yasss

    • @reallifezuzu
      @reallifezuzu 2 месяца назад +3

      as an asexual count me in i would literally die for chappell roan

    • @LazySloth_67
      @LazySloth_67 16 часов назад

      I would love to join in, ESPECIALLY if you're gonna be singing Good Luck Babe

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 месяца назад +66

    Religion? Surely, you mean the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions?

    • @user-ayiy824jbd
      @user-ayiy824jbd 3 месяца назад +4

      are you being sarcastic 💀

    • @PokhrajRoy.
      @PokhrajRoy. 3 месяца назад +4

      @@user-ayiy824jbd Sorry for the lack of tone indicators but yeah kinda?

    • @Madiii_madzz
      @Madiii_madzz 3 месяца назад +2

      Jesus loves you!!

    • @user-ayiy824jbd
      @user-ayiy824jbd 3 месяца назад

      @@Madiii_madzztell him to stop hate criming trans people then. also you people are so manipulative. why do you primarily say that when people are talking about harm caused by christians?

    • @mang0_cat444
      @mang0_cat444 3 месяца назад

      I'm a minor 🤨 ​@@Madiii_madzz

  • @randompotato7391
    @randompotato7391 3 месяца назад +11

    As someone with Celiac Disease, I'm so happy to be cured by that ladys prayer! Why didn't I think of that sooner!

  • @TheChaoticAsexual
    @TheChaoticAsexual 3 месяца назад +75

    Queer nb Christian here, and I could talk SO MUCH about the intersection of queer identity and Christian faith (but I don’t feel like typing out a whole peer-reviewed essay here atm lol). A couple things I do want to say tho are that:
    As you mentioned, a lot of Christians are very welcoming and accepting of LGBTQ+ people! The church I attend rn even has a study group/support group centered on queerness and Christian faith. I also have a lesbian friend (whose sibling is non-binary) where both her mom and her dad are pastors and she grew up for a long time not even knowing what homophobia was because she was always in a supportive environment where she saw queer people in her church’s leadership.
    Another thing just more in general with the contents of the video:
    I hate the persecution complex so many (mainly American) Christians have. It’s true that there is a history of Christian oppression and violence against Christians but that’s not what’s happening in America. I’ve seen other people just completely deny that Christians were ever oppressed which is just denying history, but I feel like if people actually learned the history of Christian oppression they would be less likely to call whatever they feel is “oppression” nowadays as such because it’s so wildly different to what happened to them prior.

    • @lindseyhendrix2405
      @lindseyhendrix2405 3 месяца назад +8

      Queer Christian here too and yes to all of this! The intersection between my identity and my faith would be a whole dissertation lol

    • @tiredpathos
      @tiredpathos 3 месяца назад +6

      Eyyy fellow enby Christian :D

    • @FlLoser7960
      @FlLoser7960 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@tiredpathosso cool to see y'all ! 🏳️‍⚧️

    • @Indigo_Shard
      @Indigo_Shard 3 месяца назад +11

      You are so right about the persecution thing they were oppressed AT SOME POINT but today laws are being made in their favour thousands of religions, cultures, and languages have been wiped out because of the popularity of Christianity. And it is the most popular religion in the world especially in America.

    • @CryinObi
      @CryinObi 3 месяца назад +3

      So good to see there are queer Christians I feel better now❤

  • @mapleeee
    @mapleeee 3 месяца назад +61

    7:46 "the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night"

  • @aismakessounds
    @aismakessounds 3 месяца назад +11

    Gah, the bit about persecution always ticks me off. I'm a practicing Christian, and quite frankly that level of self-victimization is borderline heresy. The Bible talks a lot about the history where the Jewish people were ACTUALLY persecuted, and there’s plenty of places today where people are being persecuted (to the point of being killed) for various reasons, but American Christians think they're being persecuted because some people don't agree with them. That mentality cheapens every struggle we see in the Bible, including the sacrifice of Jesus.
    In any case, you made some great points here. The only thing that I want to clarify is that fear has a different definition in the Bible than to be afraid. To be fearful of God is meant more like to be in reverence of Him rather than afraid. I'm not sure if the person making that reel knew that, though. The reading comprehension of some church-goers is alarmingly low, quite frankly.

  • @DemonDoll-nq9qi
    @DemonDoll-nq9qi 3 месяца назад +188

    Babe, wake up, Annamarie just posted!

  • @LoudLeo3
    @LoudLeo3 3 месяца назад +30

    As a former Christian my ears perked up when that guy talked about anointing facecare. My intrusive thought was my grandma would have said that’s witch craft and that he was under demonic oppression. But that’s only cause she believed waters and oils can only be ‘anointed’ by a priest… 😂 made me laugh

  • @meghandean4520
    @meghandean4520 3 месяца назад +13

    12:22 when I announced my lesbian engagement my cousin recorded a podcast episode (he has a Christian podcast) about how you should not go to a gay wedding, and then acted dumb as to why I was offended and hurt. That side of the family no longer talks to me

  • @risidinginthevv
    @risidinginthevv 3 месяца назад +70

    As a trans Christian, this shit is HILARIOUS. God loves everyone, this is crazy

    • @voita4799
      @voita4799 3 месяца назад +6

      He does love everyone but he doesn’t love your sin and wants you to step away from it and follow the righteous path that doesn’t make you a slave of your flesh and satans lies

    • @queeraustraliantheaterkid
      @queeraustraliantheaterkid 3 месяца назад

      👏👏👏👏👏👏 you're obe of the good ones

    • @DarkFleurofIra
      @DarkFleurofIra 3 месяца назад

      @@voita4799 Go away, we aren't changing who we are to satisfy you nor is people's identities a sin

    • @chatdonut
      @chatdonut 3 месяца назад +7

      Yeah ig but what sin are we talking about

    • @MaryamMaqdisi
      @MaryamMaqdisi 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@voita4799 lmao ok

  • @solong_abigail
    @solong_abigail 3 месяца назад +34

    “Say an atheist woman and an atheist man getting married, I’ll celebrate that, it’s natural law!”
    oh they’ll lose their shit when they find out about me… (I’m an atheist girl who is pansexual)

    • @zou1507
      @zou1507 3 месяца назад +14

      Wait till they find out about bisexuals, and that man and woman who are getting married could both be bi.

  • @WickedPhase
    @WickedPhase Месяц назад +7

    23:19 I've been thinking about this lately, my family is catholic but we have christian family related to us only by marriage. They are the only ones telling me "when you have kids someday, or we will love to see your kids one day" like broski, i don't want kids! I'm so glad my parents don't say things like that to me because i have been adamant that i never want any.

  • @LilDisgruntledTurtle
    @LilDisgruntledTurtle 3 месяца назад +46

    14:14 omg I’m sending this to my celiac mom. Don’t worry mom we’re going to fix your autoimmune disorder!

  • @chesscus
    @chesscus 3 месяца назад +79

    No better way to end an AP exam than an Annemarie video❤❤❤

  • @rainsoakedghost
    @rainsoakedghost 3 месяца назад +47

    "did you take your Lactaid today?" jaw drops mid-gulp of milk realizing I haven't

    • @poiwytlee
      @poiwytlee 3 месяца назад +8

      Uh oh, sounds like someone needs to clean some milk off their shirt!

  • @BookGal-wx5ww
    @BookGal-wx5ww 3 месяца назад +53

    OMG calling the cross guys weak was top tier

  • @riikkaleenapietikainen7016
    @riikkaleenapietikainen7016 Месяц назад +7

    "If LGBT has nothing to do with christianity, then why is our name in your mouth all the time?" made me spill my drink. Aint that right?

  • @GunnerTheTherian
    @GunnerTheTherian 3 месяца назад +33

    I find it so strange that people I've met think that jeffrey dahmer is in heaven because he "turned to god" but say I'm going to hell because I want to be a boy

    • @heathershangovercure
      @heathershangovercure 3 месяца назад

      WTF ???
      he was a serial killer
      you're trans

    • @mehjabeenbari4942
      @mehjabeenbari4942 3 месяца назад +3

      Wait Jeffrey Dahmer turned Christian or something?? Sorry, I somehow didn't get involved in the Jeffrey Dahmer trend and I wanted to watch the series but still didn't watch it lmao. I only kinda know the basics.

    • @GunnerTheTherian
      @GunnerTheTherian 3 месяца назад +7

      @@mehjabeenbari4942 yeah, he supposedly started worshipping God in prison.

    • @mehjabeenbari4942
      @mehjabeenbari4942 3 месяца назад +8

      @@GunnerTheTherian lmfao 💀 Gonna be completely honest, if he somehow goes into heaven then the definition of heaven needs to be changed from whatever it is said to be now and I'd want to be miles away from this "heaven".

    • @GunnerTheTherian
      @GunnerTheTherian 3 месяца назад +4

      @@mehjabeenbari4942 omfg fr😭