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  • @thatdapperfellow
    @thatdapperfellow 6 лет назад +141

    The "they loved him second most" line is great when you remember that, according to the Lord of the Rings episode, Soren's the seventh or eighth of their kids and they still prefer the dog.

  • @tinseltina
    @tinseltina 4 года назад +152

    "they loved [soren's replacement] second most" wait this line is actually a lot sadder after the why sauron's secretly a good guy episode and finding out soren had a bunch of siblings all named after the lotr characters. poor glorfindel bowie no one ever loved you.

  • @DanielLCarrier
    @DanielLCarrier 9 лет назад +242

    "You can f*** the sky" reminds me of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. "Your drill is the drill that will pierce the Heavens!"

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 8 лет назад +206

    "Death is your bitch. And the world is your oyster's bitch." - Sorin, 2013

  • @SabbyCat52
    @SabbyCat52 9 лет назад +150

    In the Harry Potter universe it's mentioned when Sirius dies that coming back as a ghost or proceeding to the afterlife is a choice, and the first option is usually picked by those who are bitter about something or have unfinished business in the living world. Lily and James, though I'm sure sad they missed Harry growing up and all that, weren't the kind of people to be bitter and stay behind. Also, pictures are enchanted personifications of people, not the person themselves and the Resurrection Stone just had the power to bring someone temporarily back over from the afterlife. No one actually is inside of it.
    Oh and creepy shriveled Voldemort was just a representation of his fractured soul being detached from Harry's. That wasn't Voldemort's afterlife, it was Harry's limbo.
    Just felt like clarifying.

    • @JormungandrTheWorldSerpent
      @JormungandrTheWorldSerpent 9 лет назад +18

      i was getting pretty pissed off the whole time they were discussing Harry Potter. Thank you for posting this so i didnt have to. Also the Voldemort fetus was just the shriveled piece of his soul that latched onto Harry

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 9 лет назад +5

      Nice to see someone knows what they're talking about. Seriously, while these guys bring up valid points, they tend to get the details of many geek cultural attributes wrong

    • @joshuaallgood7030
      @joshuaallgood7030 9 лет назад +6

      Then again, many people wouldn't know this unless they have read the books.

    • @JormungandrTheWorldSerpent
      @JormungandrTheWorldSerpent 9 лет назад +4

      Joshua Allgood actually the movie explains the Voldemort thing pretty well. but the other points were only briefly mentioned

    • @joshuaallgood7030
      @joshuaallgood7030 9 лет назад

      It's been a while since I've seen them, so I don't remember that well.

  • @chipo715
    @chipo715 9 лет назад +252

    wait just a second... are all the people behind Soren ghosts? or dead? I just noticed them, thats creepy

    • @Poetabrasileiro
      @Poetabrasileiro 9 лет назад +17

      Paul Cipollini I've re-watched this episode countless times! And only now that you pointed out i've noticed! O_o

    • @smac919
      @smac919 6 лет назад +2

      lol guy on right is Cody

    • @sithotaku
      @sithotaku 5 лет назад +2

      ok I am re-watching this and I legit was asking this to myself!

    • @isabelatrinity2568
      @isabelatrinity2568 4 года назад +2

      now that u mention it...
      *gasp* HOLY SH**!!!!
      i've rewatched this and i just saw it!!!

    • @laneminor6240
      @laneminor6240 3 года назад +4

      They do background gags in every episode

  • @k-h6969
    @k-h6969 9 лет назад +496

    The guy behind Soren is worrying me. Just...Starring at the table.

    • @TheDragonCat99
      @TheDragonCat99 9 лет назад +60

      Kozer H He's been coming to the diner every week and has been traumatized by what he has heard

    • @azrael407
      @azrael407 9 лет назад +28

      All of the people in the background (except the ones cooking) are just starring into space.

    • @joduyt
      @joduyt 9 лет назад +32

      +Kozer H well they are talking about ghosts....maybe they are supposed to be ghosts.... o.O

    • @azrael407
      @azrael407 9 лет назад +2

      +joduyt lol

    • @SeachelleMichelle
      @SeachelleMichelle 9 лет назад +15

      +Kozer H all of the people on the patio are not moving and STARING into space.

  • @tchase4726
    @tchase4726 6 лет назад +17

    The crown's tiny voice saying "subway fetus" is one of the funniest half-seconds ever to me, or some reason. I genuinely run that part repeatedly whenever I watch this particular After Hours. It's just so random & odd...

  • @christopherrasmussen9245
    @christopherrasmussen9245 10 лет назад +37

    The joke behind Bill and Ted defeating Death at all the board games wasn't to say that Death sucked at board games (he had yet to be beaten in any contest before Bill and Ted.) It was to show that that the only thing Bill and Ted were skilled at was something so otherwise useless. Remember, they still couldn't even play their instruments until the very end of the second movie.

  • @alexnestrud6231
    @alexnestrud6231 8 лет назад +235

    In Harry Potter you get your magic put into a painting to survive after death. Ghosts have to choose to stay behind. Voldemort is a baby in the station thing but that's because his soul was distorted, since he destroyed it so much with murder and horcruxes. Plus, Harry had more of Voldemort's soul than Voldemort and that in itself says a lot about his soul. I'm assuming James and Lily chose to go on. The rock calls them back whether they are willing or not, but they can go back to heaven or whatever after he lets it go.

    • @IdaSantti
      @IdaSantti 8 лет назад +17

      Yea, it was made kinda clear when Sirius died that the right and smart thing is to move on.

    • @something.icantrememberany1365
      @something.icantrememberany1365 8 лет назад +34

      Wow. In Harry Potter, the paintings are painted with enchanted paint. The object trains the painting to act like them. Their soul or magic has nothing to do with it.

    • @finalfantasy7freak664
      @finalfantasy7freak664 7 лет назад

      Alexis Nestrud this makes me sad....

    • @MegaFatimab
      @MegaFatimab 7 лет назад +6

      Ya the painting is only a "memory of him." Rowling, J. K., Jack Thorne, and John Tiffany. Harry Potter and the cursed child. London: Little, Brown, 2016. Print.

    • @greendayfecer
      @greendayfecer 7 лет назад +1

      Ida Säntti yea sirius seemed to always know more then the other wizards. Maybe it was because of his past? Or maybe he didn't want to have his soul in a painting. Which I always found sad/messed up. I mean if I am a wizard , and can decide what to do with my soul after I'm gone. Of course I would want to be free.

  • @RikazeMA
    @RikazeMA 8 лет назад +33

    Damn. I'm crazy and re-watch the entire After Hours playlist like, I dunno, probably like 3-4 times every year because I love dissecting movies and stuff, but I watched the end-slate to this video for the first time, and I gotta say... Holy cow, you guys came a LONG way in the last not-quite-two-years. Soren's excited for reaching one hundred and twenty-two thousand, three hundred and forty-three subscribers on behalf of the Cracked guys, but now you guys are over one million! (Yes, I wrote them out, likely poorly, for dramatic effect.) I've been following Cracked in one form or another since... I dunno, 2008 maybe? Maybe even before that, your guess is honestly as good as mine...
    You guys almost increased your viewership ten-fold in the last couple years! Wow!
    Way to go Cracked and After Hours! No joke, I never even thought of you guys as ever having less than a million subs. I guess I never really bothered to consider it before seeing this end-slate, because in my mind you guys were always an awesome source of comedy for me. And I'm pretty sure one million subs is still a huge milestone on RUclips, so I thought I'd take a minute to say, on one random-ass video in the middle-ish of a 60-ish video playlist, good for you guys for being successful on RUclips, as well as your own website. Congrats guys, and I look forward to being in another random, totally worthless place in another 2-4 years when you guys hit TWO million subs............ I guess.

  • @danield9021
    @danield9021 8 лет назад +128

    Is it me or did they imply Katie has a sad boy kink lol.

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 5 лет назад +35

      I saw it more as "Oh my god, Soren has actually feelings for other living creatures besides himself, that makes him a thousand times more attractive".

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 года назад +11

      Seems that way to me, but it could also be just a kink for the the times People are at the extreme ends of their emotions.
      [After Hours] Katie slept with Micheal the day before the first episode of After Hours, seemingly after a huge emotional moment for him, because Micheal’s tries to tell the story a few times and give context but she always stops him; and then slapped a restraining order on him while he was just normal Micheal, until the valentine’s episode.
      Katie was also really in Soren 1 time before, when he was seething with anger in the Batman episode in the first diner, but it’s never addressed, and only pops back today when he’s at an extreme low.
      They really knew how to keep the characters with the same core personality, throughout the entire series.

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 3 года назад +2

      @@cjwrench07 You're really up on your lore.

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 3 года назад +3

      Any excuse to justify an attraction to Soren. Relatable

  • @teehee12342
    @teehee12342 10 лет назад +73

    am i the only person who realized that during the elf heaven cartoon, legolas is getting it from behind?

    • @182Rogers
      @182Rogers 10 лет назад +3

      yeah as just scrolling down to see if anyone else saw that besides me , what the hell kinda heaven is that for him ?

    • @ladysybylgrey
      @ladysybylgrey 5 лет назад +20

      I mean imma just assume he's okay with it? He might be gay? Who truly knows?

    • @erikkornfeld785
      @erikkornfeld785 4 года назад +18

      Hey, what ever floats his Elf boat

    • @livok7127
      @livok7127 4 года назад +4

      from iorveth, no less

    • @CyricZ
      @CyricZ 3 года назад

      I tried to translate the Elvish on top and no dice. Kinda cut off at the top so you can't tell what some of the letters are.

  • @ryan201087martin
    @ryan201087martin 10 лет назад +65

    Bill and Ted rule.
    Be excellent to each other and party on dudes.

  • @jayl9744
    @jayl9744 8 лет назад +14

    i never thought a show on youtube could make me see that i have lot some friends that are too lazy too make logical conversation, or realize that i have learned how to think logically.

  • @Giga-lemesh
    @Giga-lemesh 8 лет назад +37

    They have a startlingly bad grasp on death in Harry Potter

  • @Minumer
    @Minumer 8 лет назад +12

    Actually that misses the point of All Dogs Go to Heaven; Charlie was a bad dog but went to Heaven at first anyway, because 'all dogs go to heaven'. He CHOSE to give it up.

  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter5724 9 лет назад +81

    Since you bring anime into this, dying in Bleach sucks.
    As a ghost you would constantly have a chain dangling from your chest until a monster comes and eats you. Even if you safely make it to the afterlife, it is completely random if you end up in the good or bad part of it. Rukia lived in a slum, while her sister married a sexy prince.

    • @fabiomorandi3585
      @fabiomorandi3585 9 лет назад +5

      +Schwarzer Ritter There's a hidden loophole that would allow a soul in the Bleach universe to remain on Earth indefinitely without risking hollowification, the fact the chain attached to your chest is screwed in with bolts, meaning that if you find the right tool to get the bolts out before the chain consumes itself, or get otherwise violently ripped off, you're home free. It would be like pulling an already lit fuse from a stick of TNT.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 9 лет назад +7

      +Fabio Morandi That doesn't stop other hollows from eating you.

    • @GAZAMAN93X
      @GAZAMAN93X 8 лет назад +2

      bruh

  • @PedoBearNomsLoli
    @PedoBearNomsLoli 9 лет назад +5

    4:15 "Subway fetus"
    XDDDD
    That voice is so cute!
    And its making me giggle uncontrollably...!
    ROFL

  • @SuperPrettyPink101
    @SuperPrettyPink101 10 лет назад +5

    "That's where Soren's Replacement is... I have willed it." That cracks me up every time ^0^

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 8 лет назад +10

    The elves didn't sail to "Heaven" in LotR, they went back across the sea to Valinar, the physical, ON EARTH, home of the Ainur/Creators of the earth, but it is still an actual location and not an astral kind of immortal space. If anything, Bilbo died on the boat trip there and Frodo was probably much older on arrival. Elf lives are considerably longer neigh infinite, so a century long boat ride is basically nothing but to a mortal species, its being on a fucking boat for a good portion of your life.

    • @PanEtRosa
      @PanEtRosa 8 лет назад +13

      The Undying Lands in the west *are* an analog of Heaven. Mordor in the East is an analog of Hell. And the lands between are for the lives of the mortal races. Actual gods and angels and demons have a physical presence and wander the world among mortals. Heaven and Hell also have a real place within that world. And as you pointed out yourself, the Creators themselves live in Valinor. What is Heaven if not the Kingdom of the Gods?

    • @Renegadebane
      @Renegadebane 8 лет назад +2

      It isn't known for sure, but some think that the souls of the dead transcend to The Timeless Halls, where the Ainur composed the music that formed Arda with Ilúvatar who gave it existence and where Ilúvatar still dwells between the walls of existence and the Void that came before. The Undying Land is where the elves originated and some of the Ainur existence to give form to the world. The dead do not dwell in the Undying Lands, the Undying do. Frodo, Bilbo, Samwise, and Gimli are the only mortals to be allowed there after it was distanced from the rest of the world so no mortal man could go there again.

    • @balcorn9211
      @balcorn9211 8 лет назад

      +Renegadebane you're right about all of that except the elves did not come from Valinor originally. They just sort of woke up in middle earth. They only came to Valinor after they were brought there for safety from Melkor.

    • @Renegadebane
      @Renegadebane 8 лет назад

      This is true.

  • @anti-villain7492
    @anti-villain7492 10 лет назад +15

    In Harry Potter, I think you got to choose whether or not you became a ghost. if you had things left that you still wanted to do - like Myrtle wanted to haunt Olive Hornsby - then you stayed behind to do them. Harry's parents might have thought that Harry would have died with them, so they wouldn't have turned into ghosts to stay with him.

    • @LaBoricua2591
      @LaBoricua2591 10 лет назад +7

      Its more is you're afraid of death and not really ready to die. Like nearly Headless Nick, who said in Order of the Phoenix that he was afraid which is why he didn't move on. Myrtle was like 12, and life was really shitty to her. Harry's parents died for their son and most likely felt on some level that they would die and accepted it.

    • @skadrumsandwich7415
      @skadrumsandwich7415 7 лет назад

      what about the paintings? are they the actual spirits of the dead people or are they some sort of magic-based artificial intelligence that just have all the thoughts/personality/memories of the person they are meant to look like?

    • @PippenWeens
      @PippenWeens 7 лет назад +1

      Brian Griffin The paintings are copys of people, they have nothing to do with the afterlife.

  • @mitchradle2416
    @mitchradle2416 10 лет назад +6

    I lost my shit when the sorting halo said subway fetus. 4:15

  • @blackboltking
    @blackboltking 9 лет назад +22

    2:46
    Why is Iorveth from the Witcher in Aman?
    Because that is definitely Iorveth.

    • @elliotinions6435
      @elliotinions6435 8 лет назад +2

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one

    • @kendaar9002
      @kendaar9002 8 лет назад +1

      Also, iorveth died between 2 and 3. Enter the conspiracy theories...

  • @ralphyetmore
    @ralphyetmore 8 лет назад +15

    Bill and Ted's Universe is always the best.

    • @cainsoren8963
      @cainsoren8963 8 лет назад +4

      A universe where everyone is excellent to one another. Fucking stoners. Gotta love them.

  • @sharaxo
    @sharaxo 10 лет назад +20

    Um...I think everyone is forgetting Star Wars. If you are a Jedi you get to be a kick ass force ghost, if you are a sith, you come back as a force Ghost you get to Just screw with stuff across the Galaxy, and teach others how to Mess with stuff even more!

    • @stollinroned5090
      @stollinroned5090 10 лет назад +1

      yeah but onlu if you are a jedi or a sith
      otherwise you're nothing when you die

    • @Faelyke
      @Faelyke 10 лет назад

      Not everyone is a Jedi though. That's Discrimination!

    • @50ftFrankenstein
      @50ftFrankenstein 10 лет назад +1

      Lone Ranger Actually you become one with the force, which honestly doesn't sound that much better.

    • @DarthKraytofKansas
      @DarthKraytofKansas 9 лет назад +1

      Not all Sith end up coming back as force ghosts, some of the old Sith lords became trapped in a state of endless torment in a place of the force called "the void". Or so the old rumors say...

    • @DarthKraytofKansas
      @DarthKraytofKansas 9 лет назад +5

      ***** I wonder. When three jedi die at once and they become one with the force.... Could you call it.... A Triforce?

  • @gloomandlove1023
    @gloomandlove1023 8 лет назад +12

    what's funny is that Shia Labeouff means Blessings Of Beef.
    Shia Labeef isn't inaccurate.

  • @DarthMorius
    @DarthMorius 8 лет назад +3

    Defending your Life, had a really interesting interpretation of life after death. No hell really, just trying again as a human or ascending to nirvana from becoming your ideal fully realized self.

  • @thebestjannanowhere7155
    @thebestjannanowhere7155 10 лет назад +15

    subway fetus sorting crown

  • @trackthompson
    @trackthompson 4 года назад +2

    They open this episode with some really interesting shit. Two Nickelodeon cartoons from the 90s. We need this conversation!

  • @ChaoticNeutralGoth
    @ChaoticNeutralGoth 10 лет назад +11

    It's not movie universe but I would take Supernatural universe any day, you just have to make sure nobody will find yor body or leave your trace on something (like Bobby did with his flask) and that's frickin it

    • @moviebuff83
      @moviebuff83 10 лет назад +4

      And don't duck your reaper...

    • @PONIES13ish
      @PONIES13ish 10 лет назад

      Yay!!!

    • @ChaoticNeutralGoth
      @ChaoticNeutralGoth 9 лет назад

      But you go in Purgatory only if you are monster and in Hell if you really deserve it

  • @aperture102
    @aperture102 4 года назад +7

    I'm seven years late, but Coco's afterlife would be nice, provided someone has your picture up. Or maybe The Good Place, at the end of the series.

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 7 месяцев назад

      Good Place maybe. Coco is terrifying. You spend your afterlife just hoping someone out there remembers you, and once no one does (which, spoiler alert, eventually happens to most of us), you cease to be.

  • @Moocelini
    @Moocelini 8 лет назад +5

    cracked FINALLY broke 1 million subs.... FINALLY

  • @ruuchen9350
    @ruuchen9350 7 лет назад +3

    The movie - Defending your Life - is the best After Life 😝

  • @Camietoo
    @Camietoo 9 лет назад +3

    I love the dead "stiffs" in the background, outside on the patio.

  • @madelinenagy3207
    @madelinenagy3207 8 лет назад +15

    "Where the goddamn are Harry's parents?" for some reason I thought that was really funny

  • @urahara64360
    @urahara64360 10 лет назад +42

    what about a danny phantom ghost?

    • @apbnidd
      @apbnidd 10 лет назад +6

      It's obviously only movie ghosts.
      Also, fucking really?

    • @urahara64360
      @urahara64360 10 лет назад +8

      hey i marathoned it and it would be fucking cool

    • @jennifertran7555
      @jennifertran7555 10 лет назад +1

      Still, the possibility of ending up as something gross.

    • @urahara64360
      @urahara64360 10 лет назад

      no the human ghosts are humanoid in shape and with powers the creatures are actually the ghosts of creatures as proven in the episode maternal instinct

    • @afrikasmith1049
      @afrikasmith1049 10 лет назад +1

      I don't think they watch cartoons. I don't think they ever tried to give The last Air bender cartoon a try.

  • @jarkwimbley3416
    @jarkwimbley3416 10 лет назад +2

    How about Defending Your Life? All he needs is a good dog lawyer, worst-case scenario he comes back and gets another chance. That's a win-win afterlife if I ever saw one.

  • @pusheencat3420
    @pusheencat3420 10 лет назад +7

    "then where the god damn are harry's parents?!" XD I died laughing

  • @reinokarasu9659
    @reinokarasu9659 10 лет назад +13

    Theres a ghost behind soren.... or a guy looking like some ghost

    • @kalcheus
      @kalcheus 10 лет назад +3

      All three people behind Soren & Dan are immobile for the entire sketch

  • @Roserae16
    @Roserae16 10 лет назад +5

    The more these guys talk about Ghostbusters, the more I realize how much it's like Danny Phantom. I guess either the writers were big fans, or just wanted to parody every 'ghost' related pop culture reference they possibly could

  • @Dragonlover553
    @Dragonlover553 10 лет назад +1

    3:37 actually, the painting and ghosts are more like echos/imprints. And the rock summons them, it doesn't contain them.

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 5 лет назад +3

    I love Swaim. "Oh your dog died? I'm sorry, dude."

  • @chriscarpenter5265
    @chriscarpenter5265 9 лет назад +15

    BRUH, I'm sure people have pointed it out, buuuuut, Voldemort was only that way cuz of Horcruxes, and the Ghosts chose their fate, and the portraits aren't the actual souls of their occupants, evidenced by Dumbledore being in Harry's afterlife scenario and in his office. Also, it seems Harry chose his own temporary afterlife.

    • @SomeGuy58796
      @SomeGuy58796 9 лет назад +2

      Harry only chose how he perceived the point between life and death.

  • @kalcheus
    @kalcheus 10 лет назад +5

    After Hours in-joke alert! Soren afraid of clowns at 2:15 (previously seen in the Campfire/Horror Story ep)

  • @Drace90
    @Drace90 8 лет назад +5

    Point goes to Soren. ...He might need a little support now.
    Daniel: 11
    Soren: 10
    Katie: 8
    Michael: 10

  • @madelinenagy3207
    @madelinenagy3207 8 лет назад +3

    Michael snapping at Dan was so funny

  • @MasterPoppers
    @MasterPoppers 8 лет назад +45

    The rules of the afterlife in Harry Potter were actually quite clear.

    • @Jirodyne
      @Jirodyne 7 лет назад +7

      Yeah, the pictures weren't dead ghost or anythings. It's the souls of people that have their pictures painted or taken by a photograph, trapped forever.

    • @mordirit8727
      @mordirit8727 7 лет назад +24

      Not really, the painting is just a magic representation of the person, it acts as an A.I. made at the time of the painting of the portrait. Dumbledore's painting on the Director's Office isn't his real soul, although it *is* a perfect copy of his personality. Dumbledore's soul itself is on whatever comes after a wizard chooses to accepts Death.

  • @funnystuff1987
    @funnystuff1987 8 лет назад +5

    what about the Nexus, from Star Trek Generations

    • @cheshirekat3050
      @cheshirekat3050 4 года назад

      Well the Nexus isn't really an afterlife; you can get there, as a living person.
      Remember how Scotty said that Guinan's people on that ship, were fading in and out of the space-time continuum; and how after he managed to teleport them onto the Enterprise, all of then were distraught at having been brought back to the Enterprise rather than left in the nexus?

  • @dragonfxx
    @dragonfxx 10 лет назад

    Yalls conversations are more entertaining than I thought they would be

  • @kenruneck
    @kenruneck 10 лет назад +5

    If you die in harry potter you can choose to be a ghost. But very few do because once you're a ghost you're stuck like that forever. It is an eternal after life being among the living but not being able to participate. You can't eat, sleep or do anything fun. Forever. You can't even die. It would be the most monotonous existence ever.

    • @regnumsolipsi5935
      @regnumsolipsi5935 10 лет назад

      I think, Given Sirius', James, and Lilies predisposition toward wanting to see their child survive, at least one of them would've returned as a ghost. Perhaps the ability to become a ghost is retricted by the use of the Avada Kedavra (which would make sense since you don't want a killing curse where people can return from the dead and rat you out.)

    • @kenruneck
      @kenruneck 10 лет назад +1

      Matthew Schindler Not really. Because Harry is only going to be around for the next 60 maybe 70 years. After that, he's dead and unless he becomes a ghost and his children and their children, it becomes pointless. Why risk an eternity stuck as a ghost when there is strong evidence that there is an afterlife? They couldn't help him as a ghost, only watch. And they can do that from where they are anyway, because when he brings them back with the stone, it is strongly hinted that there is some kind of heaven that they're all watching over him from. And when he dies they can all be together instead of someone stuck on the wrong side of death.

  • @acidicsubstance
    @acidicsubstance 4 года назад +1

    The good place currently has the best afterlife in tv. Especially with the way things are by the end of the series. No spoilers but by far the best afterlife

  • @joescott421
    @joescott421 8 лет назад +5

    Defending Your Life, Albert Brooks.

  • @jlg6672
    @jlg6672 7 лет назад

    The cut aways had me crying!! You guys kill me!!😂

  • @whatthefuckismyname9173
    @whatthefuckismyname9173 8 лет назад +69

    Did any of these people read any of the Harry Potter books?
    Ever?

    • @joshuaaxtell5693
      @joshuaaxtell5693 8 лет назад +12

      No- It's apparent in other episodes where they talk about HP. They pull all the information from what the films give us. And to be fair, The films leave a lot of plot holes that the books fill right in. This is one of those examples. Its actually kind of cool how they separate the two pieces of art(films and books). I'd be interested in a CAO episode comparing the books and the films.

    • @leonmercury3732
      @leonmercury3732 8 лет назад +11

      Yeah, like how the paintings aren't actually the people, they're copies that survive after death (you can have multiple of the same person without them being aware of each other); Another thing is that wasn't actually Voldemort in the afterlife, that was just the physical manifestation of his soul inside Harry's. And how the stone doesn't hold the souls, it just calls them from the afterlife for a short while.

    • @BadBloodwillout
      @BadBloodwillout 8 лет назад +3

      and in order to be a ghost, you have to be a wizard and not a muggle, and you have to have gone through some sort of vaguely defined process. like a spell?It's at the end of the Order of the Phoenix, Harry talks to nearly-headless Nick about it, because he thinks that Sirius might be a ghost after his death. But Nick says he cant be a ghost because he didnt go through the process and he also indicates he wishes he hadnt done it himself .

    • @thompse412
      @thompse412 8 лет назад +1

      Already covered that in my comment. It seems like you're given a choice at The End, kind of a "red pill, blue pill" situation.

    • @DanGolag
      @DanGolag 7 лет назад +5

      Of course not, they're adults.
      But on a serious note, this show is about movies, they rarely interact with the books the movies are based on. There's a LoTR episode where Soren brings up the Silmarillion, and the others just make fun of him and ignore the information.

  • @johnsmith-gb5cx
    @johnsmith-gb5cx 4 года назад +1

    The hell segment in "All Dogs Go To Heaven" was a dream sequence, charlie is clearly having a nightmare.

  • @lonerevenant
    @lonerevenant 10 лет назад +3

    Death from Bill and Ted's looks like voldemort with a nose.

  • @daneroberts1996
    @daneroberts1996 3 года назад

    I've never noticed the squeaky-voiced Sorting Halo at 4:17 who says "Subway Fetus!" 😂

  • @doomscythe99
    @doomscythe99 10 лет назад +3

    3:56 Actually, in the 5th book, Nearly Headless Nick (semi) explains that if you fear death, you had the choice to come back to the real world as a ghost, but if you didn't fear death, you wouldn't come back (aka Harry's Parents, Sirius and Lupin)

  • @Prospitfox
    @Prospitfox 3 года назад +2

    They loved their dog second most.... hasn’t it been established that Soren has SIBLINGS??

  • @EagleEyeMcFly
    @EagleEyeMcFly 10 лет назад +5

    @2:43 is that suppose to be Iorveth from the Witcher 2?

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan 9 лет назад

    HA! Katie's expression at 3:26 is great.
    Excellent, even.

  • @KingUrsaring
    @KingUrsaring 10 лет назад +3

    I LOVE THESE GUYS

  • @TheSqoou
    @TheSqoou 10 лет назад +1

    I would LOVE to see a point by point breakdown about how they film these.

  • @FlashPlayerGames
    @FlashPlayerGames 10 лет назад +11

    Harry's parents were stuck in Voldemort's wand. It was in the books, hell they were in the movies!

    • @Incidie
      @Incidie 10 лет назад +4

      "Harry`s parents were stuck in Voldemorts wand." I am scarred for life.

    • @FlashPlayerGames
      @FlashPlayerGames 10 лет назад +2

      Incidie my god 0.0 what have I done?

  • @garfieldbrooks6126
    @garfieldbrooks6126 3 года назад +1

    the "Ghost in a Shell" universe would be awesome to live in because of the advanced technology. Dying there wouldnt be too bad either, there's ways to minimize the amount of suffering you would have to endure.

  • @MLEbug
    @MLEbug 10 лет назад +15

    I'm really showing my nerdy colours here but Harry Potter's parents were kind of trapped in a wand... Or some sort of 'Avadakadavra' dimension and weren't released until the last book/movie.

    • @Chrome166
      @Chrome166 10 лет назад +1

      That really makes me feel better about the series, thanks.

    • @SheenEstevezzz
      @SheenEstevezzz 10 лет назад +7

      I thought them coming from the wand was just an echo. I think it states that in book 4 or 5.

    • @VevoIsBent
      @VevoIsBent 10 лет назад +19

      No, Harry's parents chose to move on, just like Sirius did instead of being a ghost because, like Nearly Headless Nick tells him, being a ghost ends up being absolutely terrible and nearly always regretted. Harry's parents come out of Voldemort's wand in book 4 as well so that's when they would have been released, not the book 7 but they weren't ghosts, they were just echos of the people that the wand had last killed. In book 7, Harry sees his loved ones because he's chosen to die, Voldemort's wand is nowhere near him then, he's only on his way to where Voldemort is.

    • @SheenEstevezzz
      @SheenEstevezzz 10 лет назад +2

      "Advardakadavra dimension" jesus

    • @MLEbug
      @MLEbug 10 лет назад +1

      Hey guys. Sorry I got so mixed up. It's obviously been way too long since I read the books. definitely time to go back and read them again. Thanks for clearing things up for me. :D

  • @briana7791
    @briana7791 10 лет назад +1

    Omg guys please do more after hours videos i freaking love them!!!

  • @museofthesouth3539
    @museofthesouth3539 8 лет назад +3

    no one talked about the Titanic heaven. she got to be exactly where she wanted in the end to look how she wanted. it was like a never ending dream

    • @RenaissanceM
      @RenaissanceM 8 лет назад +1

      That's true, but is that where she wanted to be? I mean yes the Titanic was clearly an important time in her life (hence her eidetic recollection of the entire event) and clearly Jack was a one of the biggest influences in her life, but I mean she had a life, a husband, children, grandchildren, presumably other friends. Are they all on the Titanic with her, cause I don't think her husband would care much for her macking on Jack :P Also is being sent to the location of what I'm assuming is the worst thing that ever happened to her like heaven? Cause frankly that sounds a little more...like purgatory :P

  • @alyaabdulla468
    @alyaabdulla468 8 лет назад

    He's so excited for 122,343 and now the have over a million. I wonder how excited he got for that.

  • @JackBlackJr123
    @JackBlackJr123 8 лет назад +5

    Is no one going the mention the none moving ghost like extra in a white tshirt in the back ground floor the windows behind sohren?....

  • @zeddpool
    @zeddpool 6 месяцев назад

    Idk how many times I’ve watched this, but “right on jesus” takes me out every fucking time

  • @LadyConqueress
    @LadyConqueress 10 лет назад +7

    I was expecting them to bring up Constantine xP

  • @alleigh25
    @alleigh25 8 лет назад +2

    "We did it! 122,343 subscribers"
    Kind of funny now, since they currently have 1,078,409.

  • @ryukey5355
    @ryukey5355 10 лет назад +3

    In Bill and Ted you only get to be a ghost if you kick Death in the balls.

  • @Ethan-wt2ci
    @Ethan-wt2ci 8 лет назад +1

    First of all, Harry's parents do visit him in ghost form (not intentionally, but whatever). And second, the best universe to die in is totes Lovely Bones.

  • @petezAAPete
    @petezAAPete 10 лет назад +6

    best movie to die in is asura wrath , if strong enough you can come back

    • @petezAAPete
      @petezAAPete 10 лет назад

      sure

    • @timechip3444
      @timechip3444 10 лет назад

      Peter Kirouac
      well... technically going with that there are parralel universes each video game universe is still a universe

    • @Raccoon_Rambo
      @Raccoon_Rambo 10 лет назад

      Razor Beast lets keep it related to movies, any thing else and we'll be here longer then needed

  • @dezzierox101
    @dezzierox101 10 лет назад

    In Harry Potter, the people in the paintings aren't necessarily there as an afterlife thing, they are just enchanted photos. There are paintings/pictures of people who were still alive that moved. It's just how photography works in the wizarding world. Also, the stone didn't keep them trapped, it was a special stone that could resurrect spirits from the other side, which did work with Harrys' parents and Sirius, Remus, etc. Also they did contact him a few times, such as in the fight scene between Harry and Voldemort in the fourth book/movie where Harry was on the brink of almost getting hit by the spell that would kill him, he had some sort of close encounter to the other side, thus responding with his parents coming to help him.

    • @dezzierox101
      @dezzierox101 10 лет назад

      Also the ghosts were there because of how they were killed, in horrible ways. Helena Ravenclaw was murdered by Bloody Baron, Moaning Myrtle was killed from the basilisk, and well Nearly Headless Nick was in the middle of getting his head chopped off, which isn't an ideal way to go. So with horrific deaths, lead to them not wanting to move on. In my opinion, anyone have any thoughts on it?

  • @arsenalabu
    @arsenalabu 9 лет назад +3

    Was that Iorveth from Witcher 2 on the elves' f*** continent?

  • @RakiOsrez
    @RakiOsrez 5 лет назад +1

    Almost 6 years later, and I just realized that the two guys in the background aren't moving, like at all. Are they ghosts?
    Well, just realized it's actually 3 guys.

  • @BolinForever
    @BolinForever 10 лет назад +6

    GHOST IN A SHELL!

  • @blueuluru9037
    @blueuluru9037 9 лет назад

    Bahahaha
    When the sorting halo squeaked "subway fetus", I laughed and laughed...

  • @H.J.Fleischmann
    @H.J.Fleischmann 10 лет назад +3

    What movie is station from?

    • @michaeliv284
      @michaeliv284 10 лет назад

      Bill and Ted Bogus Journey

    • @sarasalt85
      @sarasalt85 10 лет назад

      Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

  • @SemanticV0id
    @SemanticV0id 7 лет назад

    Saw that sneaky Witcher reference, putting Iorveth in the Grey Havens scene. Nice.

  • @walterk9916
    @walterk9916 9 лет назад +8

    How about RIPD or Bruce Almighty

    • @TheBullet0012
      @TheBullet0012 9 лет назад

      Yeah RPID had a great theory.. But in Bruce The Almighty they never discuss the subject about after life.. Yeah, you see heaven and God's hard work of keeping tracks with the living people's prayer.. But nothing about what happens after your time has come to go, to the supposed after life..

    • @TheExmaster5
      @TheExmaster5 9 лет назад

      Peter Hoffmann Dortmund sucks.

    • @TheBullet0012
      @TheBullet0012 9 лет назад

      Jalen Livingston​ why say that ? You can hate on me, but leave my team alone ! They didn't do anything !

    • @TheExmaster5
      @TheExmaster5 9 лет назад +1

      Peter Hoffmann​ lol i hate what i want

    • @TheBullet0012
      @TheBullet0012 9 лет назад

      Jalen Livingston​ let me explain.. when you wanna hate on me, hate on me ! Leave my favourite team, they have nothing to do with this.. so tell me, do you wanna hate on me ?

  • @smac919
    @smac919 6 лет назад

    lol 5:09 " *Lil Booger Aliens* " might be the best words ever spoken on AfterHours

  • @audacity1375
    @audacity1375 9 лет назад +5

    is it just me, or at 2:43 thats iorveth fucking legolas?

    • @soxxieloux9117
      @soxxieloux9117 9 лет назад

      yup. will admit i had to pause to check
      :L

    • @Jeudaos
      @Jeudaos 9 лет назад

      I obviously suck with LotR lore, but who is Iorveth? Also, to me it looks more like Legolas's father Thranduil, But that's just me.

    • @audacity1375
      @audacity1375 9 лет назад

      Wodinn its ok, he is not from LotR. he is an elf from the Witcher books and game series.

    • @Jeudaos
      @Jeudaos 9 лет назад

      Jonathan Deutsch oh ok, I've never played Witcher so that's why i had no idea.

  • @chrisv9866
    @chrisv9866 10 лет назад +2

    Isn't Ghost in the Shell more about digitizing your soul and inhabiting prosthetic bodies and shit?
    I don't really remember anything about an after life in there, except maybe an "after" life. Even if you die, what are the chances you just made like, a backup copy of your soul?

  • @jaylaalston2505
    @jaylaalston2505 5 лет назад +3

    lol I'm still here

  • @radioclod
    @radioclod 8 лет назад

    That split second of Ghost in the Shell made me very happy if I'm being honest.

  • @hewanderedalone324
    @hewanderedalone324 10 лет назад +3

    holy shit...suicide reference over the Robin Williams movie.

    • @liu3chan
      @liu3chan 10 лет назад +1

      OMG ! :O

    • @williamwall3403
      @williamwall3403 10 лет назад

      I noticed it too.

    • @michaeliv284
      @michaeliv284 10 лет назад

      Don't worry. Satan isn't that cruel

    • @Arishem34
      @Arishem34 10 лет назад

      yeah I was just about to comment on that, before I saw your post. Creepy

    • @zainpeterson6723
      @zainpeterson6723 10 лет назад

      i dont get it.

  • @stevus23
    @stevus23 11 лет назад

    Man these shows are so great! Well done! "Cool it guys?" so good.

  • @AllyOJustice
    @AllyOJustice 10 лет назад +8

    Are there no films where the focus is reincarnation?

    • @michaeliv284
      @michaeliv284 10 лет назад +6

      Because it isn't really life after death. It's like your body is a PS2, the memory card is your soul and the data is your mind. When you get reincarnated your "memory card" is erased and put into a new "PS2"

    • @michaeliv284
      @michaeliv284 10 лет назад +1

      Natasel Only for the Avatar

    • @LilithWolfheart
      @LilithWolfheart 9 лет назад +5

      Cloud Atlas, which, in my opinion, is very under-appreciated.

    • @michaeliv284
      @michaeliv284 9 лет назад

      LilithWolfheart reincarnation?

    • @LilithWolfheart
      @LilithWolfheart 9 лет назад

      Michael Iv Yes, it's set in multiple time periods (ranging from the 1800s to a post-apocalyptic future) with a main character and storyline for each setting, but throughout we see various characters returning as different people, and we see how the actions of a character in a past time period affects the story and characters in a future period.

  • @pietadon
    @pietadon 3 года назад +1

    "Beat death at clue." It's hard to play two person clue. I think the rules state that you put a card face down in each room and the first person to get there gets the card. You can't make negative predictions until all cards are retrieved. And usually by that point it's a race to the one room you both know by this point. It can be fun but only with optimal personality pairing. I could play my brother or mom who are humble and kind. but not my sister or dad, sore losers and even worse winners.

  • @Thoregor
    @Thoregor 10 лет назад +47

    wtf is this channel?

    • @benson55545
      @benson55545 10 лет назад +21

      Take a look around and discover for yourself.

    • @ThrillaWhale
      @ThrillaWhale 10 лет назад +34

      A national treasure.

    • @Thoregor
      @Thoregor 10 лет назад +4

      Honestly I don't really like it, and now I regret checking it out because the all knowing youtube gives me a ton of recommendations from this channel.

    • @ThrillaWhale
      @ThrillaWhale 10 лет назад +14

      Try clearing your youtube history.

    • @Thoregor
      @Thoregor 10 лет назад +11

      ***** Thanks, I'm glad you aren't the type of youtube commenter that disses you for having a different opinion :)

  • @aegoliusfunerus5687
    @aegoliusfunerus5687 10 лет назад

    Loved how the entrance to the Total Oblivion House of Wizard Heaven was the arch from the Department of Mysteries.

  • @sharpe3698
    @sharpe3698 9 лет назад

    The sorting halo made me unjustifiably happy

  • @geraldspencer1956
    @geraldspencer1956 3 года назад

    0:41 I love Katie's reaction here. It's like, "What the hell, man! We're suppose to cheer Soren up!"

  • @dragonsaddicted4126
    @dragonsaddicted4126 9 лет назад +1

    I would like to point out that the TV show 'Supernatural' practically rotates around the afterlife and heaven.

  • @bcouce
    @bcouce 10 лет назад

    lol @ squeaky voice "subway featus!"
    I'm in EMS, and that is awesome.