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  • @pjpless2
    @pjpless2 10 лет назад +249

    Someone forgot that Leonardo DiCaprio likes to Raise His Glass In All of His Films. Also, Shia LeBeouf likes to say "No, no, no, no, no!" in his films.

    • @flawed_fluke
      @flawed_fluke Год назад +4

      And Brad Pitt is always eating!

    • @polreamonn
      @polreamonn Год назад +2

      Shia LeBeouf should say "No, no, no, no, no!" when asked to act in films.

  • @AlexanderComics
    @AlexanderComics 10 лет назад +332

    Tom Hanks said that one of his most awkward moments was when he was in the bathroom stall and Tom Selleck was in the stall next to him and he said "I guess were a bunch of peeing Toms." Tom Selleck I guess wasn't impressed. So there's that.

    • @darkmetal247
      @darkmetal247 10 лет назад +28

      but what a pun opportunity!!!

    • @Alex-fu4md
      @Alex-fu4md 6 лет назад +20

      Tom Hanks really likes taking the piss
      3 years late, Alex. You'll get 'em next time

    • @chilIychilI
      @chilIychilI 2 года назад +1

      Broo 🤣🤣🤣

    • @piemuggs
      @piemuggs Год назад

      HANKS!……(secrets)

  • @omnise
    @omnise 8 лет назад +149

    My mom once pointed out that John Travolta dances in basically every movie he's in, even if it's just three seconds of him twirling his co-star because his character is frisky.

  • @BV-os3dr
    @BV-os3dr 8 лет назад +572

    Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow lives the same day over and over until he can make his running perfect and if he doesn't run the right way he kills himself so he can do it again.
    A movie about Toms' best run

  • @TheFubbick
    @TheFubbick 9 лет назад +224

    What about Brad Pitt always eating something for no reason? Lollipops, fruit, chewing gum etc. etc.etc.

    • @Georg360s
      @Georg360s 9 лет назад +11

      Probably something he learned in actor school to appear more human and sincere

    • @TheFubbick
      @TheFubbick 9 лет назад +4

      Georg K. I seriously doubt that acting school trach a class on how to eat food in every single one of your movies to appear humane.
      Brad Pitt can be a great actor and doesn't need to appear humane by eating things. Look at his performances in Interview with the Vampire or Meet Joe Black. He's got humane down to a tee and doesn't need a gimmick as strange as eating to help his performance along.

    • @Georg360s
      @Georg360s 9 лет назад

      ***** yeah because he eats humans blood throughout the whole movie.... And yes they to teach stuff like that in drama every "special" actor has it's signature move. It is Brad Pitts to eat and Tom Cruises to run cool...

    • @TheFubbick
      @TheFubbick 9 лет назад +1

      Georg K. You clearly don't remeber the movie at all if you think he drank human blood the whole way through; his respect for human life and the unwillingness to surrender to becoming a hunter of humans is the very center of the story, ffs.
      And no, I highly doubt that actors if this calibre would STILL rely on such cheap tricks when they can basically just phone in every performance they do from now on as they have reached massive wealth long, long ago and don't actually need to keep acting; at this point its more for fun rather than for pay.
      Another much more plausible theory to Pitt's eating I hear was that he's a chainsmoker and when he can't smoke on set he eats instead to keep the need for smoking at bay.
      Sounds much more logical than 'my drama teacher said I should eat stuff to look humane regardless of what character I play'.

    • @Dvailen
      @Dvailen 9 лет назад +6

      In Fight Club Brad's even munching on something really crunchy while talking to himself on the phone.

  • @dourecognizemefrom2014
    @dourecognizemefrom2014 9 лет назад +490

    Benedict Cumberbatch almost always plays an arrogant man who is smarter then basically everyone else in the movie.

    • @neolithiumproduction
      @neolithiumproduction 9 лет назад +21

      He played a dragon. =P (but you are right. xD)

    • @Cursed_Mark
      @Cursed_Mark 9 лет назад +15

      Belanca Rosier Exceptions: The Other Boleyn Girl, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, War Horse, The Hobbit Trilogy

    • @seanelliott9484
      @seanelliott9484 9 лет назад +10

      Belanca Rosier An incestuous cousin with "issues" in "August, Osage County"

    • @chairmanMeovw
      @chairmanMeovw 9 лет назад +3

      +Belanca Rosier I want to see a movie where Benedict Cumberbatch plays an arrogant man... and then scuttles off to play everyone else in the movie Hahahaha (sry)

    • @mellodees3663
      @mellodees3663 9 лет назад +9

      +Nathan Zimmerman In the Hobbit he's an arrogant dragon who believes himself better than anyone else.

  • @mrb00gedyb00
    @mrb00gedyb00 9 лет назад +227

    Mel Gibson crying about his dead wife. Lethal Weapon. Mad Max. The Patriot. Braveheart. Signs. Edge of Darkness. Etc.

    • @haleyspence
      @haleyspence 9 лет назад +17

      Marc Spector It's more believable that someone married Mel Gibson if they die shortly after.

    • @jjmah7
      @jjmah7 9 лет назад +1

      Marc Spector In The Patriot, I thought he cried over his dead son?

    • @mrb00gedyb00
      @mrb00gedyb00 9 лет назад

      jjmah7 I thought his wife died too.

    • @jjmah7
      @jjmah7 9 лет назад +2

      +Marc Spector well I think he's presented in the film as a widower. I don't recall if they depicted her death in the film, but they might have. Either way, Heath Ledger had a girl's haircut so basically the same thing even so!

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 9 лет назад +2

      +Marc Spector Mel Gibson having an unhealthy focus on the intriguing minutia of physical violence for no real plot or character reasons

  • @whynottalklikeapirat
    @whynottalklikeapirat 9 лет назад +326

    Peter Dinklage being a dwarf. Every fucking time.

    • @josiahmycousin
      @josiahmycousin 9 лет назад +2

      Yes.

    • @Phoenixifyable
      @Phoenixifyable 9 лет назад +1

      +whynottalklikeapirat Have you seen any Peter Dinklage movie?

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 9 лет назад +1

      John Giuliani
      It's sort of implied, I'd say

    • @Phoenixifyable
      @Phoenixifyable 9 лет назад +2

      whynottalklikeapirat No, I'm pretty sure that he intentionally avoids taking rolls like that, as he doesn't want to really be known as just a short guy who plays dwarves, but as a more serious actor.

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 9 лет назад +16

      John Giuliani
      I understand your point of course. I was not implying he has somehow going for a medieval circus act. I was making what is known as a joke based on the idea that we can't escape our physical nature.

  • @JBWarner86
    @JBWarner86 9 лет назад +51

    Thinking about the Tom Hanks/pee connection, I was trying to find an example from the Toy Story movies, but I didn't think there was one (toys don't pee, after all). And then it hit me: in Toy Story 3, Woody escapes Sunnyside Daycare through the restroom and almost falls in a toilet. It took 'em three movies, but they finally worked it in.

  • @nicolasbsmith78
    @nicolasbsmith78 10 лет назад +156

    OMG, I never realized that Tom Cruise runs in ALL of his movies, and Tom Hanks has piss in ALL of his!!! Damn, you guys are good!!!

    • @lucieb6309
      @lucieb6309 10 лет назад +1

      Well for Cruise, I think it's because he's a great athlete or something. I have to admit, he has a great technic. He may have a couple of records. So in every movie, if we see him running , he touch a lot more in cash.
      Aaaaaand for Hanks, I'd say he just love to be paid to pee on screen. Can't argue with that. And I didn't see it before, it's quiet a blowmind.

    • @LibraGamesUnlimited
      @LibraGamesUnlimited 10 лет назад +6

      ***** Haven't you seen "Family Guy"? Tom Cruise runs in all his movies to get away from his gay thoughts, or that's a theory anyway. :)

    • @nicolasbsmith78
      @nicolasbsmith78 10 лет назад +1

      LOL!

    • @LibraGamesUnlimited
      @LibraGamesUnlimited 10 лет назад +3

      I just hope he doesn't sue me. :)

    • @blindsightedkill
      @blindsightedkill 10 лет назад +6

      Tom Hanks still does it. In Captain Phillips he says he has to pee in order to escape.

  • @BJRoes
    @BJRoes 10 лет назад +144

    Leonardo Decapro is always the tragic character in all of his movies. The moment you see him on the screen, you can safely foreshadow that he is ether going to die, will/has lose(d) something, or has a lower quality of life.

    • @basquat76
      @basquat76 10 лет назад +6

      And he likes to get into peoples faces and yell and the top of his lungs.

    • @iamtiainwonderland
      @iamtiainwonderland 10 лет назад +8

      in both Titanic and Gatsby he ends up dead in the water...

    • @beeresident
      @beeresident 10 лет назад +17

      like in gatsby, titanic, departed, the wolf of wall street, the aviator, shutter island django unchained, quick and the dead, Tottal eclipse, and blood diamond?

    • @jamesbaker6857
      @jamesbaker6857 10 лет назад

      beeresident not sure if you're trying to disprove what he's saying, but if you are most of those films what he saying is true. Titanic and Great Gatsby he dies. Shutter island he's insane then sane again then dies. Wolf of wall Street he goes to prison and loses millions.

    • @BJRoes
      @BJRoes 10 лет назад

      Did it? \:|

  • @boo5860
    @boo5860 8 лет назад +92

    The "Pee"k of his career.

  • @joey4track
    @joey4track 10 лет назад +93

    I think Swaim is slowly turning into a garden gnome

    • @Mister_B_
      @Mister_B_ 10 лет назад +6

      You would know a thing or two about garden gnomes, wouldn't you McGuirk?

    • @joey4track
      @joey4track 10 лет назад +3

      Mr. B haha lol!

    • @chrislepera6541
      @chrislepera6541 5 лет назад

      I thought he was copying captain sully

  • @michaelclavelli1409
    @michaelclavelli1409 8 лет назад +48

    I wonder why Shia LaBeouf almost always has a scene where he's pounding a computer monitor while shouting "no no No No NO!!".

  • @Wow-cr2ll
    @Wow-cr2ll 9 лет назад +174

    YOU CANT CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS

    • @sky.mp4
      @sky.mp4 8 лет назад +23

      (In stereotypical gay voice) Oh yes we can!

    • @xenawarriornegress9932
      @xenawarriornegress9932 8 лет назад +1

      +Hipster Link Explores the Internet hahahahahah noooo hahaha im dying!!

    • @Shmaples
      @Shmaples 8 лет назад +1

      +S1N1C4L Oh **YASSSS** we can.

    • @sky.mp4
      @sky.mp4 8 лет назад +1

      Shmaples No, yas is one of the cringiest words in existence.

    • @Shmaples
      @Shmaples 8 лет назад

      S1N1C4L I was being the stereotypical gay just like you.

  • @jeniluver
    @jeniluver 10 лет назад +21

    I think it is funny how amused Soren is at his own joke. I do that all the time, I seem to find myself funnier than anyone else finds me.

    • @3ffinawesome459
      @3ffinawesome459 11 месяцев назад +1

      that just means you aren't funny

  • @morphman86
    @morphman86 6 лет назад +24

    I first noticed this about 10 years ago, when I saw two films in a row with a Swedish actor, whose name I for the life of me cannot remember.
    I noticed that in both films he was playing a gritty cop and in both films he was introduced by slowly rotating his head towards the camera while eating fast food, halfway through a bite, mouth full of food, trying to talk through the food without spilling any.
    I watched some more films with him and even when he's not the main character, he's always, always having at least one scene (sometimes more) where he does that.
    So I started noticing other actors having similar things going on. I called them their Actor TICS. (TICS being unvoluntary muscle movements most people suffer from, a twitching or a shake under some circumstances)

  • @oucyan
    @oucyan 10 лет назад +27

    Forgot the Adam Sandler movies. Almost all of them have this one guy going: "You can Do it!!!" at the climax.

    • @TheZephyrsWind
      @TheZephyrsWind 9 лет назад

      No kidding. Good call. I find myself quoting that phrase all of the time, often not remembering where it came from.

    • @proctormccaw8753
      @proctormccaw8753 9 лет назад

      What about Adam Sandler's obvious granny fetish?

    • @rustyhorner3410
      @rustyhorner3410 9 лет назад

      thats a huge b!tch!

    • @demetriuscolburn252
      @demetriuscolburn252 9 лет назад

      What you say is true.

  • @faulmel7168
    @faulmel7168 8 лет назад +35

    Sean Bean does this thing where he always dies.

    • @ThaBotmon
      @ThaBotmon 8 лет назад

      R.I.P Sean Bean

    • @benbiaggi5365
      @benbiaggi5365 4 года назад

      He's been in plenty of films where he doesn't, but that immediately marks it down as terrible (pixels, Percy Jackson etc)

    • @pepeknamornik9283
      @pepeknamornik9283 4 года назад +1

      he doesn't die in his movies.... if you watch them backwards

  • @ieatorbs
    @ieatorbs 10 лет назад +37

    You guys are collecting some good observations here, keep it up. It's funny, infotainment. Use your brains and critical thinking skills, it's a good idea.

  • @101SAVIOR
    @101SAVIOR 10 лет назад +11

    During the Times Square scene, while David is running next to a building with glass walls. If you look very carefully at the next sequence of frames, you can make out a line of people at the window watching the filming of the movie. Crowe thought about digitally removing them in post-production, but decided it fit the theme of "subtle paranoia" and left them in

  • @saraha180
    @saraha180 9 лет назад +61

    Soren's bit about I P Freely is legit hilarious.

    • @TheUltimateBatninja
      @TheUltimateBatninja 6 лет назад +11

      it's when he keeps laughing and Dan just looks at him in disappointment that kills me

    • @ms.rstake_1211
      @ms.rstake_1211 4 года назад +1

      Thanks for pointing that out.

  • @SPACAR-RESCUE
    @SPACAR-RESCUE 8 лет назад +38

    Tommy Lee Jones is ALWAYS chasing someone.
    Every movie... the guy is just chasing someone down.

    • @BemusedExpression
      @BemusedExpression 8 лет назад +20

      +johnathon918 Do you think it's because he looks kind of like a bloodhound?

    • @TheLowBrassDude
      @TheLowBrassDude 3 года назад

      Fugitive, Men in Black, No Country for Old Men, yep that checks out.

  • @derfelalternate4857
    @derfelalternate4857 8 лет назад +33

    Jennifer Lawrence is always a depressed young adult who is carrying the family on her shoulders: Hunger Games, Joy, Silver Linings Playbook.

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 8 лет назад

      YO there's another one called Lovely Bones... That's fuckig weird

    • @TheGeorgeD13
      @TheGeorgeD13 8 лет назад

      +Magic Man Typecasting, my friend. Although, the movie Passengers suggests she probably won't be like that kind of character at all. Well, not the carrying the family on her shoulders part, anyway.

    • @MarchingGrrl
      @MarchingGrrl 8 лет назад +1

      Winters bone

  • @blind-rk6fl
    @blind-rk6fl 8 лет назад +15

    Tom hanks pisses in "Big" it's how he realizes he's big

  • @eastpittsburgh68
    @eastpittsburgh68 10 лет назад +21

    People stop asking for more after hours. This is a monthly thing, and they do a good job in research and preparation for this series. I'd rather wait one month and have a quality episode than have this weekly and it be forced and not have as many titbits of information that they do.

  • @Actionfan19
    @Actionfan19 10 лет назад +68

    how about the fact that Johnny Depp is always playing someone who's not ok in the head.

  • @123haninhk
    @123haninhk 7 лет назад +91

    huh. the tom hanks bit just opened my eyes... it's true 😑

    • @zatoth13
      @zatoth13 6 лет назад

      yeah-the only time he does not pee in is one where he is a bunch of digital characters

  • @WyldstaarStudios
    @WyldstaarStudios 10 лет назад +16

    JJ Abram's weird thing isn't lens flare. It's red spheres of death.
    Alias- The Mueller Device
    Mission Impossible III- The Rabbit's Foot
    Star Trek- Red Matter

  • @kasper2212ify
    @kasper2212ify 10 лет назад +40

    This it why i subscribe to cracked after hours is The best

  • @DXDragon38
    @DXDragon38 3 года назад +18

    I swear I love rewatching this particular After Hours so much, it's so true.
    I can't help but see the similarities in so many of an actor's movies ever since watching this.
    I miss this.

  • @KellyBoo79
    @KellyBoo79 9 лет назад +49

    Samuel L. Jackson being angry and loud.

    • @JamesRDavenport
      @JamesRDavenport 9 лет назад +1

      kmbkb He's the Ray Lewis of Movies. The official mascot of Blackmanity. ;)

    • @illxst7140
      @illxst7140 8 лет назад +6

      Samuel L Jackson having to have every one of his props say "bad mother fucker"

    • @missytrix24
      @missytrix24 8 лет назад +7

      And sassy

  • @TheOriginalDalamanza
    @TheOriginalDalamanza 9 лет назад +57

    Jim Carey being...Jim Carey

    • @Bonker_
      @Bonker_ 8 лет назад

      +TheOriginalDalamanza I never thought of it that way....

    • @jinxie712
      @jinxie712 8 лет назад +4

      +TheWolverineiscool _ That's quite literal because in some of his movies his name is actually Jackie Chan.

    • @aquaislyfe9510
      @aquaislyfe9510 8 лет назад

      +TheWolverineiscool _ bc bruce willis stopped caring. after die hard he tried to do dramas but only sixth sense worked out so he just does generic action movies now

  • @wilderpros.6747
    @wilderpros.6747 8 лет назад +55

    Samuel l Jackson plays a black guy in every movie

  • @devin_so_devious
    @devin_so_devious 5 лет назад +11

    I love how much Soren was laughing at his own joke 😂😂😂

  • @lorriesmith6174
    @lorriesmith6174 10 лет назад +14

    It's funny, every time someone on TV or a movie is grocery shopping, they always have French Bread and a bunch of flowers in their carts. Why not, oh, Fruit Loops?

    • @kakins
      @kakins 10 лет назад +6

      because fruit loops could be consider advertising and the fruit loop would want some of the movie profits. By using french bread and flowers movie makers avoid all the garbage.

    • @Timmoux
      @Timmoux 10 лет назад +3

      *****
      So if some multi-national bakery corporation manages to copyright french bread, then movies are pretty much fucked...

    • @Timmoux
      @Timmoux 10 лет назад

      Lorrie Smith I never realised that before, but you're right!

    • @MrAatch
      @MrAatch 10 лет назад +4

      it's shorthand. Very few common objects stick out of bags, baskets and carts like those do. It signals to the viewer immediately that the contents of that bag are unimportant and inconsequential. They *could* use something else, but there isn't much that is both innocuous and obvious.
      It's related to the film-principle "Chekhov's Gun" (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chekhov%27s_gun) which says that every element should be important to the narrative, or not be there.

    • @zatoth13
      @zatoth13 6 лет назад

      I know! Apparently you have to prove you are grocery shopping by having a huge loaf of bread poking out of your cart or bag. I have never been able to eat french bread since seeing footage from a puppet compilation of a man on a bicycle battle a giant inflatable monster puppet with a baguette...

  • @oshomroni
    @oshomroni 10 лет назад +5

    You guys aren't the first to mention Tom Cruise's running: Family Guy mentioned it before, explaining it as "running away from his gay thoughts". Seriously, no idea where the theory of Tom Cruise being gay came from, but both Family Guy and South Park mentioned it

  • @TomboTime
    @TomboTime 10 лет назад +34

    I wonder if Tom Hanks wanted Woody to have a peeing scene in Toy Story, but the guys at Pixar denied it because of the simple logic that Toys can't pee . . . . well . . .unless you're a hilariously inappropriate girl's baby doll.

    • @existenceisrelative
      @existenceisrelative 9 лет назад +4

      If you wanted to get slightly metaphorical, Woody pisses all over Buzz's delusions of flight for most of the movie.

    • @Rkenichi
      @Rkenichi 9 лет назад +2

      Sounds like Tom Hanks has a woody for peeing.

    • @the-chillian
      @the-chillian 9 лет назад +1

      TomboTime Inappropriate? When I was a kid, all my sister's dolls did that.

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 9 лет назад +1

      +Rkenichi Hard to pee with a woody

    • @V2011F
      @V2011F 9 лет назад

      +whynottalklikeapirat HA HA HA!

  • @improveverywhere
    @improveverywhere 10 лет назад +33

    Good stuff from our friends at Cracked.

  • @00Ghosts27
    @00Ghosts27 10 лет назад +20

    Is Jeremy of CinemaSins talking to himself in the background?

    • @jrdakid14
      @jrdakid14 10 лет назад +2

      I thought I was the only one who noticed that.....I might Be Him

    • @MrSrilax
      @MrSrilax 9 лет назад +2

      I think he plays all background characters like waiters and cooks and shit.

  • @matthewpeers4229
    @matthewpeers4229 8 лет назад +15

    Harrison Ford always points at shit when he's mad as Hell in movies

  • @English_Thespian
    @English_Thespian 10 лет назад +26

    The Internet demans moar After Hours!

  • @Gootothesecond
    @Gootothesecond 10 лет назад +20

    Glad to see these again. Tarantino thing weirds me out, I never understood those guys that are into feet.

    • @Gootothesecond
      @Gootothesecond 10 лет назад +3

      Playfulpanthress Yeah, I can dig it, we all have our vices. I just can't wrapped my head around it. I understand women who like getting their toes sucked the same way people like having oral sex performed on them but I don't understand the people who are happy to perform it for reasons other than pleasing their partner. I mean, not to be personal, but I'm willing to do whatever it takes to please my woman in that way but, if I can do it without any of those things, so much the better for me.

    • @Gootothesecond
      @Gootothesecond 10 лет назад +1

      Playfulpanthress Sorry for the long wait. I get that it feels good, I just don't get why. It does nothing for me other than the sense that I'm pleasuring my partner to perform oral sex. It's like a massage, I'm just doing work for their benefit. I guess it's maybe due to the fact that I view sex in more of a practical light than others today.

    • @Gootothesecond
      @Gootothesecond 10 лет назад

      ***** Right but that explains the women who like getting their toes sucked, but what about guys like Tarantino who seemingly gets off on sucking them? This would still be the same dynamic as giving and receiving oral sex. The performer isn't having anything stimulated.

    • @Gootothesecond
      @Gootothesecond 10 лет назад +1

      Playfulpanthress This is what I mean by you don't know me, I detest religion so please refrain from projecting your views on me since I haven't done so to you.
      Again, there's a purpose for everything in the universe and for everything we do. We eat because we're hungry, we drink because we're thirsty, we have sex continue ourselves as a species. Food and sex are basic thought processes and the reason they're basic is to ensure that all people feel the need to survive and continue as a species. As human beings who are supposed to be more than mere animals, we're supposed to be able to aspire to achieve more than just survival. Think about it, the people who achieve anything of real significance in society, even today, are those that forgo a "love life" in some way or have one that's different and more practical than others.
      If you don't believe that western society has taken a sharp decline then look at the numbers. We live in a nation of single parents and obesity because society has shifted the focus from rising above and building to self indulgence and instant gratification like all empires before and we know what happens to every empire in history once they reach that level. Hell, we can't even properly educate our children anymore.
      Now, taking the topic off of me and my views and back to where it started. I never said that I don't understand to desire to please your partner if you care about them because I know that sex is a pleasurable experience and, like all pleasurable things, people like to share that with people they care about. What I don't get are the people do things like perform oral sex or suck toes for the sake of those actions and those actions alone.

    • @Gootothesecond
      @Gootothesecond 10 лет назад

      ***** Damn, I' was leaving this alone but that was funny. Fucked up but funny.

  • @petevangrimm
    @petevangrimm 10 лет назад +6

    Oh, oh! Let me do a couple!
    Anthony Hopkins is always the cleverest guy in the room. No matter the situation (even if he does fall victim to his own arrogance, as is the case in most of his villain turns), he is always at least one step ahead of everyone else in either wisdom or wit.
    Mark Wahlberg is always super earnest about his motivations. Whatever drives him, be it love, some lofty goal, revenge or whatever else, he is always sure of his course of action, even if that course of action turns out to be the wrong one in the end.
    This is fun, I like this.

  • @Jenifer_R_
    @Jenifer_R_ 4 года назад +5

    THANK YOU SOREN!! I challenge any Star Trek fan to endure a drinking game - The rules: You have to do a shot EVERY time JJ throws a torch across the camera. Try to get half an hour into the first remake before passing out in the toilet.

  • @SpinningcatOMG
    @SpinningcatOMG 9 лет назад +13

    Can After Hours have a meta episode on After Hours? I feel like they could have a good 5 minutes just talking about what the waitress did in the background this episode.

  • @Lugh314
    @Lugh314 10 лет назад +31

    PRE-ROLL ADS THAT DON'T HAVE A SKIP BUTTON SHOULD NOT BE 40 SEC LONG!!

    • @AGH_666
      @AGH_666 10 лет назад +5

      just get adblock

    • @queeblo545
      @queeblo545 10 лет назад +7

      Andre G. Hendrix then these channels dont make money

    • @AGH_666
      @AGH_666 10 лет назад +7

      Tough shit

    • @queeblo545
      @queeblo545 10 лет назад +7

      Andre G. Hendrix then there wont be any videos for you to bitch about.

    • @AGH_666
      @AGH_666 10 лет назад +10

      False. There's a ton of ways to make money other than ads. Plus, it's not my responsibility to go out of my way to help people capitalize on things that are a nuisance. It should fall to business to find ways of making a buck without inconveniencing their clients. And as soon as people stop eagerly accepting this kind of thing, they will.

  • @forresteldred9267
    @forresteldred9267 10 лет назад +39

    why does sean bean die in everything he's in.

    • @JimmySteller
      @JimmySteller 10 лет назад +12

      Because he cheated death so often in the "Richard Sharpe" series that he's been making up for it ever since.

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode 10 лет назад +1

      This is true. I remember when I watched National Treasure for the first time and saw that he played the villain I found myself waiting for the seemingly inevitable moment of his death, but he actually survived, for once.
      He also survives in Silent Hill, which is sort of ironic, as it is a horror movie about a mysterious town that's home to many gruesome deaths and murders. But nope, he survives here as well. Although his role in that movie wasn't too big to begin with.

    • @CasualVideoGamer
      @CasualVideoGamer 9 лет назад +13

      The universe is trying to correct the fact that his name should rhyme, but doesn't.

    • @TheZephyrsWind
      @TheZephyrsWind 9 лет назад

      Jesse Lee
      Nice! That's how I remember his name. I have to use little tricks to recall names most of the time (I recall Sean Bean by thinking "Guy from Goldeneye who was 006... seen been... Sean Bean!").

    • @alkh3myst
      @alkh3myst 9 лет назад

      He didn't die in "Ronin".

  • @zone07
    @zone07 10 лет назад +10

    I had to watch this stupid video because it was all over my screen on YT. "Featured" Not really worth watching.

  • @TheCherubim67
    @TheCherubim67 10 лет назад +11

    all of a sudden i had to pee real bad, had to run towards the bathroom but it's 10 feet away, got spooked from the light for a sec and while looking down at the toilet, i thought to myself, "man, i have some really good feet."

    • @Despair505
      @Despair505 10 лет назад

      And you had a Tom Hank's signature enjoyable peeing?

    • @TheCherubim67
      @TheCherubim67 10 лет назад

      yeah i couldn't pee for days. felt like i had been pissing razorblades before.

  • @David-ch2zv
    @David-ch2zv 10 лет назад +5

    I wish they would have mentioned bruce lee, there are 3 things ive noticed that he does in almost every single one of his movies.
    1) The bruce lee cup check, thats right bruce lee in every movie either punches or kicks someone in a very brutal fashion straight in the nuts worst being in The Way of the Dragon where he bodily launches himself into a double kick as the guy jumps over him and he gets kicked in the nuts so hard he dies
    2) the disarming kick, pretty straightforward some guy runs up and tries to intimidate bruce with a knife or gun Bruce kicks the weapon in the hilt (inanimate object nutshot) and it flies out of their hand in various ways.
    and 3) The Bruce Lee "Hang Back", theres a part in each of his movies where bruce lee pretty much goes fuck it i want to watch other people get their asses kicked and crosses his arms and leans back slightly to silently judge the lower life forms as the martial arts god he is

  • @jdw99
    @jdw99 9 лет назад +28

    Every Daniel Day Lewis movie has a scene with him screaming like a crazy person.

    • @danzigrulze5211
      @danzigrulze5211 9 лет назад +1

      jdw99 I was wandering who DeCaprio got it from, dammit how did this get by me. DeCaprio didn't start screaming in all of his movies until Gangs of New York, wait the director of that movie was, oh shit never mind. The one I love always, Tom Cruise riding on a motorcycle.

    • @jdw99
      @jdw99 9 лет назад +9

      Danzig Rulze
      Jeff Goldblum will always have to explain something complicated.

    • @joy_villa
      @joy_villa 9 лет назад

      jdw99 hahhahaha so true!

    • @JamesRDavenport
      @JamesRDavenport 9 лет назад +1

      jdw99 and ummmmmm.....do it with lots of ummm....hand talking and ummm pauses...yes ;)

    • @V2011F
      @V2011F 9 лет назад

      +jdw99 I DRINK YOU MILKSHAKE!

  • @samuelperezgarcia
    @samuelperezgarcia 9 лет назад +29

    I swear, I had to pee right after this video.

  • @XPcandycane
    @XPcandycane 10 лет назад +14

    after hours is cracked best segment!! love you guys!! more after hours!!

  • @ForOrAgainstUs
    @ForOrAgainstUs 10 лет назад +7

    Adrien Brody gets trapped in a box. Tom Cruise runs. Tom Hanks pees.
    Typical Hollywood.

  • @Parsifal1107
    @Parsifal1107 10 лет назад +3

    Conclusion: Tom Hanks likes peeing.
    That's what I took away from this.

  • @Mercutian506
    @Mercutian506 8 лет назад +40

    Also, Tom Hanks voiced a character named Woody.

    • @BurningApple
      @BurningApple 8 лет назад +3

      +Dylan Cagnard 'Nuff said.

    • @Shmaples
      @Shmaples 8 лет назад +3

      I feel like a boner and peeing are 2 very different things.

    • @batmanlaughed800
      @batmanlaughed800 8 лет назад

      Tell that to male babies.

  • @7MukuroRealm
    @7MukuroRealm 10 лет назад +3

    I thought Tom Cruise always ran because he was trying to get away from his gay thoughts.

  • @TheZombiejohn75
    @TheZombiejohn75 10 лет назад +19

    Best show on RUclips.

  • @KumaoftheForest
    @KumaoftheForest 6 лет назад +3

    Jim Carrey slowly cracks over the course of his movies while everyone keeps asking what’s wrong with him

  • @FireFiveStar
    @FireFiveStar 10 лет назад +33

    i have to go pee

  • @ConnorTerrell
    @ConnorTerrell 10 лет назад +6

    If there's a Urinetown movie, I'll bet Tom Hanks will be cast as Old Man Strong, since that character pees on the pavement.

  • @maiquipa7
    @maiquipa7 10 лет назад +14

    You're terrible people for putting this together. You folks are not funny.

    • @tdylan
      @tdylan 10 лет назад +14

      Jay P Fuck you! Soren's "I.P. Freely" killed.

    • @maiquipa7
      @maiquipa7 10 лет назад

      tdylan Wow. You are a total douche. Go back to your video games, work-out videos, and cooking shows little boy. You must really like watching those guys "pump iron."

  • @CastlesComments
    @CastlesComments 10 лет назад +2

    From memory in Captain Phillips, Hanks tricks a Somalian pirate to let him out of the lifeboat by.... telling him he's gotta take a piss.

  • @crazyk8lady562
    @crazyk8lady562 9 лет назад +17

    LIGHT is... Evil showy

  • @andrewjohnson6716
    @andrewjohnson6716 4 года назад +2

    Anyone else notice how many falls Daniel takes over this series? He is not afraid to just take a tumble as character illustration!

  • @b.sharp.
    @b.sharp. 2 года назад +3

    How about Brad Pitt always eating in scenes where it makes absolutely no sense for him to be eating in that moment

  • @Korne333
    @Korne333 8 лет назад +2

    Anyone notice how Brad Pitt loves eating on screen. He has the peanut butter fascination in Meet Joe Black, he is always eating or drinking something in Oceans 11, he's constantly eating chinese food in Seven, and he's even introduced to the narrator in Fight Club in a phonecall where it sounds like he's eating an apple.

    • @padenbass8558
      @padenbass8558 Год назад

      Vince Vaughn and Robert Downey Jr are always snacking on camera too 😂

  • @danielladahoui888
    @danielladahoui888 10 лет назад +4

    You just mentioned 2 actors. And the other two were DIRECTORS doing stuff in their films.

    • @uneseulenuit
      @uneseulenuit 10 лет назад +20

      Hence the title "Famous People" and not "Famous Actors."

    • @danielladahoui888
      @danielladahoui888 10 лет назад +1

      Whoops! MY BAD! :P
      Misread it. Thought it meant actors.

  • @skatinwhenican
    @skatinwhenican 3 месяца назад +2

    Every few years, I have to binge watch *After Hours* again. It’s sadly one of my favorite things that stopped production. I understand the background reasons, but it’s sad.

  • @waddupnoob
    @waddupnoob 10 лет назад +5

    Brad Pitt is always munching on food. Always.

    • @jackass123491
      @jackass123491 9 лет назад

      Except in Interview With The Vampire, but we do see him munching on necks in that film. Then again I guess humans count as vampire food.

    • @grimmandtonics
      @grimmandtonics 7 лет назад

      also he ate rats lol

  • @hezekiahramirez6965
    @hezekiahramirez6965 9 лет назад +2

    When I was younger I thought Tarantino probably didn't actually have a foot fetish. I thought he was just putting fetish content into his movies to be "edgy" or something. If you think about it, it's a lot more than just feet. There's freaky sex shit all over those movies but people only noticed the feet. I think that's because a lot of people are into feet. Whatever causes that I think it's affected a lot of people. So that's why they talked about that specifically. But then he just came out and admitted he liked feet and that's why he did it. So much for my theory.

  • @thezionsoho
    @thezionsoho 10 лет назад +67

    y u not make more After Hours!?

    • @hamooon
      @hamooon 10 лет назад +34

      because they take thought and prep, I'd imagine.

    • @thezionsoho
      @thezionsoho 10 лет назад +1

      Y U so troll??

    • @hamooon
      @hamooon 10 лет назад +4

      Thought I was giving you a legitimate answer. Or has your definition of trolling expanded to any and all replies? Thats cray, bro

    • @thezionsoho
      @thezionsoho 10 лет назад +1

      Y U play stupid? so troll. much dumb. wow

    • @hamooon
      @hamooon 10 лет назад

      boredom

  • @52iomega
    @52iomega 10 лет назад +2

    You missed one my friend. John Travolta always dances in his movies. I thought that would have been number one.

  • @seacrest73
    @seacrest73 10 лет назад +6

    What's with Tom Hanks and peeing?

  • @brandongovreau7645
    @brandongovreau7645 4 года назад +2

    I think all the RUclips content if the sensory bulshit gets too strong I think it should be sent to Netflix work and thrive better

  • @Drace90
    @Drace90 8 лет назад +4

    Looks like Katie is on a pee-culiar inning streak.
    Daniel: 15
    Soren: 10
    Katie: 10
    Michael: 13

  • @TNSFail3r
    @TNSFail3r 10 лет назад +7

    The green mile was a great movie..

  • @BluePiggy
    @BluePiggy 8 лет назад +4

    I.P. Freely in his blue period. I thought it was funny, Soren.

  • @creepypastafanatic5836
    @creepypastafanatic5836 10 лет назад +9

    Now I gotta pee

  • @thetubeaccount2015
    @thetubeaccount2015 10 лет назад +8

    dayum u made me have to pee

  • @coolguyhino92
    @coolguyhino92 4 года назад +2

    Anyone see bizarro Michael Swaim, circa Season One, manning the grill?

  • @vinnybastos
    @vinnybastos 8 лет назад +7

    Brad Pitt is ALWAYS eating

  • @thomaspantone2250
    @thomaspantone2250 10 лет назад +4

    Next time I meet Tom Hanks on a random Golf Course I'll ask him about this.

  • @nosuchthing8
    @nosuchthing8 8 лет назад +3

    MI five, no extended scenes of Cruise running. Perhaps this vid had an effect.

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 8 лет назад +2

      Also really fucking boring. Ghost protocol is where it's at

    • @TheGeorgeD13
      @TheGeorgeD13 8 лет назад

      +Monk Killedababy No... it was actually a really good action flick. I enjoyed it more than Ghost Protocol. Both are great, though.

  • @Deathatron
    @Deathatron 10 лет назад +2

    The whole reason we like these video adaptations of pre-existing Cracked articles is because they actually debate the topic, not all agree on the same thing without question. Hopefully the next one will have more debating.

  • @MrMook9000
    @MrMook9000 10 лет назад +3

    I swear Tom Hanks and pee must be some sort of Hollywood inside joke.

  • @YoungTheFish
    @YoungTheFish 10 лет назад +3

    This makes too much scene... OMG...

  • @Andrew.Grabowski
    @Andrew.Grabowski 9 лет назад +2

    Words can't describe how much I hate pee scenes in movies.

  • @Irish381
    @Irish381 4 года назад +2

    The Green mile by I.P. Freely during his blue period.

  • @Dorky0Dweb775
    @Dorky0Dweb775 10 лет назад +6

    I love after hours so much. Yu guys should do it atleast once a week. Or more then once a month.

    • @emilnissen3361
      @emilnissen3361 10 лет назад +7

      If they rush it, the research and writing would drop in quality.

    • @grimmelee
      @grimmelee 10 лет назад

      A lot of the content of these are based on existing Cracked.com articles. They have stated in the past though that they like to do the After Hours episodes the least because apparently it's really hard to write after all the episode they've done before.

    • @Dorky0Dweb775
      @Dorky0Dweb775 10 лет назад

      Oh, I didn't think of tht. I'm sure the writers could make em just as epic tho.

  • @ojimenez16
    @ojimenez16 9 лет назад +1

    What about Brad Pitt's fixation with being the savior of minorities? Works to free the the main character in 12 Years A Slave. Groups together a band of Jewish soldiers to vengefully kill Nazis in Inglorious Basterds. Adopts a newly orphaned Mexican boy in World War Z! Also adopts several foreign non Caucasian babies in real life!!!... Although that last one might be more Angelina.

  • @Arikaen
    @Arikaen 10 лет назад +15

    Tom hanks also pees in A League of their own.

    • @AnabethalightASMR
      @AnabethalightASMR 10 лет назад +11

      They said that. It was the first Tom Hanks movie they mentioned.

  • @colinhinckley
    @colinhinckley 10 лет назад +1

    I have one to add: every single movie Viola Davis is in, not only does she cry, but she allows the snot to flow freely from her nose. Seriously, every single movie: The Help, Doubt, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Prisoners. No other actor does this. No PERSON does this. I don't care how sad you are, you wipe your f*****g snot away when you cry! It's like her Oscar trump card.

  • @kennyearthling7965
    @kennyearthling7965 7 лет назад +3

    Anyone else needs to pee?

  • @musicjail
    @musicjail 9 лет назад +2

    Nice, blue canary and Birdhouse in Your Soul at 1:27

  • @crazeeaz
    @crazeeaz 10 лет назад +4

    Can we talk about how often Brad Pitt is eating things? Like every scene

  • @zachlosttrail9670
    @zachlosttrail9670 9 лет назад +1

    Will people ever, ever, ever realize (ie, consulte a Wikipedia article) that SPIELBERG DID NOT DIRECT POLTERGEIST AND TOBE HOOPER DID?

  • @theejcookproductions
    @theejcookproductions 10 лет назад +7

    foot fetish most of the time is a simple sign that if a woman could take care of her feet then she could take care of her whole body entirely. Which is sexy on the ideal that a woman keeps herself very well groomed.

    • @EquinoxGX
      @EquinoxGX 10 лет назад +17

      I classify foot fetish in the same area as most other fetishes I don't have: "I don't get it, I won't watch your porn, but whatever."

    • @theejcookproductions
      @theejcookproductions 10 лет назад

      yeaa…. that's not what was implied…but, suuure….why not. -_____-

    • @looow
      @looow 10 лет назад

      that's a good theory.

  • @ZombifiedGuitarist
    @ZombifiedGuitarist 6 месяцев назад +1

    Theory within a theory: Stephen recognized the terror of falling asleep to a movie, after you've snuck out after your parents went to bed, only to wake up to the static after the television station went off the air.