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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @Yahiamice
    @Yahiamice 9 лет назад +1109

    I fucking bursted out laughing at the intro.
    10/10. Well played.

  • @memesrdreams4854
    @memesrdreams4854 5 лет назад +1495

    "I'm stealing metal from your dispenser while mine's full!"
    "WTF Bro?"
    "But it's ok, because I use the Jaaaaaag."
    "Oh, go ahead then."

    • @somerandomgamer8504
      @somerandomgamer8504 4 года назад +63

      When people see you have a Jag, they should expect to lose some little things, like metal and silverware

    • @Benjy52
      @Benjy52 4 года назад +28

      I totally read that in Jeremy Clarkson mode

    • @thebugbear9198
      @thebugbear9198 4 года назад +1

      Hell ye

    • @captainmega6310
      @captainmega6310 4 года назад +2

      lol

    • @buzz3248
      @buzz3248 3 года назад +6

      Nice top gear reference lmao

  • @gabobei1991
    @gabobei1991 6 лет назад +1179

    0:07 oh no uncle Dane there's a box trot spy in the back of you oh no he's occupied building a dispenser he can't hear us oh God oh frick

    • @iamme8359
      @iamme8359 4 года назад +48

      Oh no he’s wearing AirPods

    • @pedropaulos.pereira1963
      @pedropaulos.pereira1963 4 года назад +20

      Oh no hes wearing buds!!! but it ok he use jag

    • @uDaniels
      @uDaniels 4 года назад +7

      Pls dont swear

    • @dennisrocket8278
      @dennisrocket8278 4 года назад +3

      Mr.Paladin: ho yeah

    • @uDaniels
      @uDaniels 4 года назад +3

      @@kitkatrina1337 I'm calling the police

  • @FunRandomGames
    @FunRandomGames 9 лет назад +3605

    Jag takes 3 hits to kill spy
    3 hits to destroy sapper
    3 letters in a word "Jag"
    Jag is Half-Life 3 confirmed

    • @zenthronex8176
      @zenthronex8176 9 лет назад +119

      +FunRandomGames It's a miracle! Valve can in fact count to 3!

    • @itsaneternityinthere
      @itsaneternityinthere 8 лет назад +21

      ITS A CONSPEARISAY!!!!!!!!!!

    • @bubinkim2986
      @bubinkim2986 8 лет назад +26

      FunRandomGames you wrong watch and learn
      Team fortress 3 confirm

    • @noelspieltspiele8774
      @noelspieltspiele8774 7 лет назад +7

      but it takes 2 hits to remove a sapper

    • @TheKitek200
      @TheKitek200 7 лет назад +36

      No, the jag takes 3 hits to remove a sapper. It has -33% damage to constructions, sapper is a construction too.

  • @thermickestrel9435
    @thermickestrel9435 9 лет назад +6035

    Haha, the intro is sped up because the jag

  • @declangray2931
    @declangray2931 9 лет назад +1293

    I used to use the Jag before the Gun Mettle update, unaware that it was broken.
    But now,
    I still use the Jag.

    • @DaRockeet
      @DaRockeet 9 лет назад

      I'm definitely on this same boat.

    • @SilverCatsfm
      @SilverCatsfm 9 лет назад +2

      Same, as mentioned in the Jag Vs the World video it makes no difference, but now it's a good wrench.

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 9 лет назад +15

      I used to never use the jag...
      But that was before the plague hit...

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 9 лет назад

      Same. Gonna go watch the jag vs. the world video to find out what I didn't know about it despite using it for so long.

    • @geoterra9478
      @geoterra9478 9 лет назад

      Declan Hearne my strange jag was 1.2 keys b4 and is now 3 cuz of all the parts

  • @Ruminations09
    @Ruminations09 9 лет назад +3124

    Hey, if you don't want to use your Australium Wrench anymore, I'd be happy to take it off your hands...

    • @UncleDane
      @UncleDane  9 лет назад +919

      PokemonTom09 no 4 sail sory m8

    • @dacheesebroker1105
      @dacheesebroker1105 9 лет назад +77

      +Uncle Dane Umm are sure you want to keep it?

    • @GoldTheAngel
      @GoldTheAngel 9 лет назад +75

      PokemonTom09 HOW DARE YOU! That wrench has sentimental value, trading it would be a disgrace.

    • @DrCowinabox
      @DrCowinabox 9 лет назад +39

      +GoldTheAngel it was a joke bruh

    • @GoldTheAngel
      @GoldTheAngel 9 лет назад +25

      ik :)

  • @UncleDane
    @UncleDane  9 лет назад +297

    Whoa, RUclips's new player doesn't seem to get stuck at 301+ anymore. RIP in pieces the Under 301 Club. Anyway, hope ya'll like the video. If you'd like to participate more TF2 polls that I use for science (like the ones I showed in the video) be sure to join my Steam Group! steamcommunity.com/groups/UncleDane

    • @lucawieder7050
      @lucawieder7050 9 лет назад +7

      TF2 stats multiplied x10 + The Jag = OP

    • @motionseven9661
      @motionseven9661 9 лет назад

      Uncle Dane what is your current viewmodel fov

    • @HudahTuTink
      @HudahTuTink 9 лет назад

      Ripperoni.

    • @carsonhenley2045
      @carsonhenley2045 9 лет назад

      U said stock reach when talking about the jag!!!

    • @vjekacena1
      @vjekacena1 9 лет назад

      Tim Swaggbro​ wow really?? No way.
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      We aren't blind

  • @18aidanme
    @18aidanme 8 лет назад +422

    unkel dayne is vury gud sentry maan

    • @frik.y
      @frik.y 8 лет назад +22

      BUT UNCLE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

    • @Sylwing
      @Sylwing 8 лет назад +8

      Unkel Dayne is a vurly guud sentay mään*

    • @FeuchteGurke
      @FeuchteGurke 7 лет назад +4

      u kall id a senty!

    • @pancakelover5285
      @pancakelover5285 6 лет назад +4

      *Spahs sappin mah sentri*

    • @calebalmeida3474
      @calebalmeida3474 4 года назад +3

      Despensior goenj ūp

  • @luca04082002
    @luca04082002 9 лет назад +700

    Gotta get back
    Back to the jag
    Samurai Jag
    WATCH JAG
    sorry.

    • @GabrielKim90
      @GabrielKim90 9 лет назад +28

      michael jagson

    • @GarketMardener
      @GarketMardener 8 лет назад +5

      +luca04082002 lmao

    • @itsaneternityinthere
      @itsaneternityinthere 8 лет назад +7

      He's Got The moves Like JAGger!!!!

    • @endorito
      @endorito 7 лет назад +5

      ima year late but i don't care.I'M JUST HAPPY I FOUND SOMEONE WHO WATCHES SAMURAI JACK

    • @inkubus6192
      @inkubus6192 4 года назад +8

      Gotta get back
      Back to the cap
      Ninjaneer Jag
      mmmmBAP

  • @graffiticat8471
    @graffiticat8471 9 лет назад +473

    "Whoops, I thought you were a sentry"

    • @randomvids1231000
      @randomvids1231000 9 лет назад +29

      "I mean you were standing still like one".

    • @dwarfdude5482
      @dwarfdude5482 9 лет назад +10

      randomvids1231000 "And you WERE just shooting bullets....

    • @thebulletbot3329
      @thebulletbot3329 6 лет назад +2

      My jag name. I was first lol.

  • @glideo
    @glideo 9 лет назад +261

    *uses Jag before gun mettle update, is broken*
    *buys professional killstreak wrench to replace Jag, Jag is good now*
    Valve, why do you do this to my wallet?

  • @coiledAgent
    @coiledAgent 9 лет назад +57

    I enjoy the fact that the intro was sped up because you were using a jag.

  • @MMaximmachinegun
    @MMaximmachinegun 5 лет назад +322

    I got a lucky charms ad then the next ad was a anti-depression pill ad

  • @squib3100
    @squib3100 8 лет назад +403

    0:00-0:05 Accurate representation of The Jag in x10

    • @khoapham2333
      @khoapham2333 8 лет назад +1

      true

    • @doc3561
      @doc3561 8 лет назад +4

      Lol. Yeah. Except for the fact that he didn't swing it like a crazy guy, I think that was pretty accurate.

    • @crimeson1305
      @crimeson1305 8 лет назад +6

      Daniel Serio doesn't beat the eureka effect you get metal for building a teleport as it costs negative metal

    • @squib3100
      @squib3100 8 лет назад

      Stinky Ron how fast you can actively build it, not how fast you can place it.

    • @cyancarpet4746
      @cyancarpet4746 7 лет назад

      Not anymore rip

  • @apaikman
    @apaikman 9 лет назад +770

    So gunslinger = more health
    Jag = more gun?

    • @UncleDane
      @UncleDane  9 лет назад +202

      Andrew Aikman Haha, yes. That's a great way of saying it.

    • @itsaneternityinthere
      @itsaneternityinthere 8 лет назад +74

      Eureka Effect = More teleport
      Stock = More Heals
      Rescue Ranger = More Teleport And Heals Range

    • @lucy6472
      @lucy6472 7 лет назад +44

      "Use more gun." -Engineer man
      Engie approves the jag

    • @ro2202
      @ro2202 7 лет назад +12

      Gunslinger = A Little Less Gun
      Jag = More Gun

    • @mightyfidif7090
      @mightyfidif7090 6 лет назад +1

      More gun = Amazing song

  • @Halloweensmasher
    @Halloweensmasher 9 лет назад +235

    Uncle Dane can you please talk a bit about rotation of buildings? The number of times an engi's teleporter has made me come out facing the wall sickens me.

    • @PINGPONGROCKSBRAH
      @PINGPONGROCKSBRAH 9 лет назад +47

      Cyrus Levy the engineers doing that aren't the same ones watching these videos.

    • @Solitude1990
      @Solitude1990 9 лет назад +5

      Cyrus Levy Sometimes as an engineer, you don't get to place the teleporter facing the right way. I try to do it most of the time(and I do), but sometimes priorities hit and other player's comfort is at the very bottom of the list.

    • @Halloweensmasher
      @Halloweensmasher 9 лет назад +13

      MsLalaUsagi What priorities? Hit M2 twice. Look, maybe you can't line it up to give a perfect sight line but at the very least don't make me come out facing away from the control point. That can actually cause game losses.

    • @Solitude1990
      @Solitude1990 9 лет назад +18

      Cyrus Levy No, there were plenty of times where it was a choice between hitting M2 twice or rushing over to save my sentry. That's what I mean by priorities. Sometimes you're an aggressive engie and there's simply not enough time. You got a level 3 teleporter that gets you to where you want to go, nitpicking over "is it facing a wall or not" is really not necessary. Is it a slight annoyance? Sure, but it's not going to make me complain. Also, I might add mistakes are made, sometimes I put the tele down by mistake and there's not enough time to fix it.
      Like I said, priorities. There's a lot an engie needs to do within a certain time frame, and making it NOT face the wall is at the bottom of the list. If it can get done, then good, if not then the team will have to deal with spawning in facing the wall.

    • @Halloweensmasher
      @Halloweensmasher 9 лет назад +6

      MsLalaUsagi If you have enough time to put down a teleporter, you have enough time to hit M2 twice. For me it's just instinct at this point. Whenever I play engineer I reflexively hit M2 before placing it. It takes about a tenth of a second, and I can count the amount of times I've lost a building because of it on one hand.

  • @KonchokTW
    @KonchokTW 9 лет назад +165

    I had a Collector's Professional Killstreak Jag before The Jag was cool.

    • @Xr0XL
      @Xr0XL 9 лет назад +9

      Zozerozos I bought a specialized strange one before the update
      and it's now worth triple what I paid for it lol

    • @NanoPhantom
      @NanoPhantom 9 лет назад +16

      Xroxl Me too. They laughed, they all laughed. But who is laughing now? I AM, MUHAHAHA

    • @findsometime6392
      @findsometime6392 9 лет назад

      Zozerozos Noice.

    • @MrMeleo
      @MrMeleo 9 лет назад

      Zozerozos I bought a pro killstreak strange one for 3 keys 4 months before the update. Now Im getting offers on 10-12 keys xD

    • @clewdy4088
      @clewdy4088 9 лет назад

      Zozerozos Dis guy still remember mue?
      i mad dis gui a dankue sfm profile pic m80s

  • @Ty-zi7we
    @Ty-zi7we 5 лет назад +24

    i know a name for the jag that would be even more fitting, the quick fi-

  • @vanilla8956
    @vanilla8956 9 лет назад +73

    LOOOOONG AGO In a distant land, I Gaben the shapeshifting master of darkness unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE MELEE, But, a foolish Engineer Warrior wielding a golden wrench stepped forth to oppose me. After the video was put up I flung open a portal to development WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW. Now the fool seeks to master the new wrench and undo the evil that was the Jag. Gotta get back, back to the Jag, Samurai Dane

    • @vanilla8956
      @vanilla8956 9 лет назад +5

      (Don't get it?) /watch?v=e51hgWIsY4M

    • @joblii4075
      @joblii4075 9 лет назад +10

      *slow clap* That was one of the best Samurai Jack references I've ever read.

  • @minecraftaddictXD
    @minecraftaddictXD 9 лет назад +87

    This loadout works miracles Uncle. Dominated 4 people, including one that was purposefully targeting me from the get-go. Only real problem is that you get so many crits that you don't know what to do with all that power, 30 just causes so much stress!

    • @UncleDane
      @UncleDane  9 лет назад +30

      minecraftaddictXD I'd say that if you ever get around 5 kills/10 assists, destroy your own sentry gun when you can and rebuild another one. There's no way you can benefit from having 30 crits unless you're some sort of God and are able to stay alive long enough to use all of them. I actually never upgrade the sentry past level 2 when I play Frontier/Jag because I don't want my gun to survive long enough to get 10 kills in a single "sentry life". Anyway, I'm glad you're having fun with the loadout, I actually would like to do a video on the FJ because it's such an underused weapon that I think allows for a really fun alternative playstyle.

    • @CoffeePoints
      @CoffeePoints 9 лет назад

      minecraftaddictXD If you died enough times to be able to dominate 4 people, I'd say it's not that good...

    • @Templarfreak
      @Templarfreak 9 лет назад +3

      +Uncle Dane It's underused? Are you sure? It's actually insanely broken with the Minisentry.

    • @Kevin-um1nq
      @Kevin-um1nq 7 лет назад +4

      TheMightyWill what are you saying?

    • @ラブネーム
      @ラブネーム 7 лет назад

      Sheriff Woodie Yus

  • @changaikchuan
    @changaikchuan 9 лет назад +50

    TF2 News for 08/08/15:
    -The music is not loud
    -Everyone is running the Jag full-time because faster building and faster swinging > everything else
    -The Jag is the new Gunslinger
    -No one understands maths
    -Noob engies are taking 5 minutes to setup a Level 1 sentry with the Jag Effect loadout
    -Engies are still not building dispensers and teleporters

    • @Sugardaddy501
      @Sugardaddy501 9 лет назад +5

      thegreatnoob_cac Nope; I prefer southern hospitality.

    • @Kurokami112
      @Kurokami112 9 лет назад

      thegreatnoob_cac What do you mean? that's the first 2 things I build as engie

    • @natchu96
      @natchu96 9 лет назад +1

      thegreatnoob_cac I don't know about the engies you get, but I always have everything built to at least level 1 by the time the gate opens on defense, and the sentry itself at level 3.
      Dumping everything other than the exit in front of spawn to be teleported up isn't even difficult, and it takes like maybe 1 minute to finish upgrading the rest . . .

  • @Burnsauce
    @Burnsauce 2 года назад +3

    The Unique detail that in the intro that the Uncle Dane actually uses the Jag and *HOLDS* it.

  • @salt_3102
    @salt_3102 8 лет назад +267

    It's been nerfed!
    ... -33% less damage vs buildings. aka it's still perfect.

    • @CherryScent
      @CherryScent 8 лет назад +85

      I know I'm late but this is hilarious. Is someone out there running engy to beat the shit out of other engies' buildings?

    • @salt_3102
      @salt_3102 8 лет назад +33

      ***** Yes, apparently.

    • @theinquisition305
      @theinquisition305 8 лет назад +12

      Implying any sane engi attacks buildings with a wrench. That'd be blasphemy to unkl dan

    • @shunoinori
      @shunoinori 8 лет назад +105

      sappers count as buildings

    • @salt_3102
      @salt_3102 8 лет назад +1

      Ninjutsu Toad™ . . .

  • @bluesteel1199
    @bluesteel1199 3 года назад +48

    Random thought. Valve should add a upgrade for engi in mvm. If the dispenser is close enough to the sentry it can heal and restock it. It useful if you have to run to fight flanking enemies.

    • @footisman2059
      @footisman2059 3 года назад +7

      Every player goes MVM, blocks the bomb drop with sentries and spam dispensers (ofc, the first rounds they will be using scout for sentry DPS):
      Edit: After the defence is set up, they start dancing konga and die to spies because they were busy taunting

    • @Alt-z9y
      @Alt-z9y 3 года назад +2

      Interesting

    • @shitanotosaurus
      @shitanotosaurus Год назад +1

      ehhh idk that would encourage turtling engies to continue turtling and parking their dispenser in a really bad spot because it keeps the sentry alive.

  • @jhmonti007
    @jhmonti007 9 лет назад +69

    Guys omg I was about to start singing the intro music and got so confused when it got sped up

    • @UncleDane
      @UncleDane  9 лет назад +37

      jhmonti007 sorry. jag is 2quick

    • @creamy9040
      @creamy9040 9 лет назад +7

      Uncle Dane wut hud u uze

    • @lappskaus
      @lappskaus 9 лет назад

      Demopan the real question is: How did he install it -_-

    • @creamy9040
      @creamy9040 9 лет назад

      Uncle Dane wut hud

    • @creamy9040
      @creamy9040 9 лет назад

      Uncle Dane wut hud

  • @DanTheMann1218
    @DanTheMann1218 9 лет назад +17

    That intro was very clever.

  • @grizzlyberry
    @grizzlyberry 9 лет назад +109

    Jag is 2fast2quick

    • @cawpy
      @cawpy 9 лет назад

      Yo grizzly!

    • @kareemadham7166
      @kareemadham7166 9 лет назад +1

      Gotta go fast

    • @OfficialR3M1X
      @OfficialR3M1X 9 лет назад

      Grizzly Berry and engie is 2 fat 2 furious. Fat guy engie still wins Best Cosmetic Bundle award.

    • @FrostyyAstro
      @FrostyyAstro 9 лет назад +1

      Gonzalo Leiva Bastías๑ I don't know where it's from or what your picture is, but I what I do know is that it's freakin' amazing

    • @b3afy505
      @b3afy505 9 лет назад

      Scout BFB is faster

  • @jojohernandezGames
    @jojohernandezGames 6 лет назад +4

    always been my personal favorite wrench to use,being able to build something quicker and help out other engies is always fun

  • @charlesdark2861
    @charlesdark2861 8 лет назад +576

    Why does the Jag do less damage than the regular wrench anyways? You'd think that it having a pointy end would make it even more deadlier, like a tiny dagger attached to the end of your wrench.

    • @llucky23
      @llucky23 8 лет назад +107

      Charles Dark using that logic that means any fall damage will break your legs, You'd be dead with one rocket, oh and the soldier would be stupid because you can't load 4 rockets in one launcher

    • @charlesdark2861
      @charlesdark2861 8 лет назад +58

      Actually, no, it wouldn't. Don't act like I used that logic.

    • @llucky23
      @llucky23 8 лет назад +20

      Charles Dark What? You used "realistic" logic :o?

    • @UnforgivingCold
      @UnforgivingCold 8 лет назад +10

      I'm pretty sure there were rocket launchers that could hold 4 rockets, otherwise you're pretty much right.

    • @charlesdark2861
      @charlesdark2861 8 лет назад +52

      Lucky Alana No, I used logic that ,even in a game like TF2, is used. The Half Zatoichi is based off of the Katana, the Katana is sharp, and the Half Zatoichi cleaves peoples heads off, just like a real Katana could. Guns IRL shoot bullets, bullets IRL hurt people, guns in TF2 shoot bullets, bullets in TF2 hurt people. Your point is invalid.

  • @kalerug
    @kalerug 9 лет назад +7

    The Jag was actually the first wrench I found, and I would almost always use it until I saw your video on it. Then I stopped using it for forever, but then Gunmettle happened and well, it's getting as much love as my Carbonado Botkiller Wrench

  • @AChloroformCandle
    @AChloroformCandle 9 лет назад +45

    Valve: People want new australiums? Sure thing!
    *Releases australium wrap assassin, mantreads, man melter, bootlegger, eviction notice, pompson, vitasaw, cozy camper, and enforcer*

    • @randomaccount6525
      @randomaccount6525 9 лет назад

      The vita saw is op just for the record.

    • @AChloroformCandle
      @AChloroformCandle 9 лет назад +13

      Pinguinojdo ...you can keep 20 uber yes, but you are literally making yourself more likely to die. That 20 uber you save for the next life will not mean anything if you just keep dying. It isn't the worst tf2 weapon, but compared to the others, it falls a bit. If it gave you a speed boost or something else, it could be a pretty useful melee for medic, but otherwise, it is kinda bad, at least in my opinion. You are entitled to your opinion though.

    • @kamilskiba9158
      @kamilskiba9158 9 лет назад

      A Chloroform Scented Candle Cozy Camper is pretty good after the update, actually.

    • @goosemcloose1654
      @goosemcloose1654 9 лет назад

      i think he was being sarcastic

    • @myles1310
      @myles1310 9 лет назад

      A Chloroform Scented Candle Pomson actually isn't bad its just that nobody uses it because most of the other guns are more helpful

  • @MIKEANTHONY321
    @MIKEANTHONY321 9 лет назад +4

    I love respectable, informative videos like these. Awesome way to spend my ten minutes. Keep it up, Uncle!

  • @thothrax5621
    @thothrax5621 8 лет назад +323

    I've got one quick crucially important question. What HUD do you use?

    • @ilittlemonster22
      @ilittlemonster22 8 лет назад +41

      duhsyaR

    • @thothrax5621
      @thothrax5621 8 лет назад +26

      uoy knaht

    • @Sylwing
      @Sylwing 8 лет назад

      nah nah nah.. he uses the "HUIYDGSAGDJSAGFHGJYSDFTYGUASIGHYUDFGSUYAJHGDUYASGYHJDGSAUYDGUYSAGUIYDGJASFBGJYHSDGIUHAUIDGYJSAGFYUSDHJIFGSADIJKFHDSUIYGFHUASDIA HUD"

    • @transcel
      @transcel 8 лет назад +9

      Max Pare daRays Hudstorm

    • @jkl3937
      @jkl3937 8 лет назад +13

      RAYS HUD (i know this is a joke)

  • @babblekat3957
    @babblekat3957 Год назад +1

    I don't know why youtube randomly put this video in my notifications 8 years later, but at least now I know that the jag used to whack a sapper in only 2 hits

  • @MetaBloxer
    @MetaBloxer 8 лет назад +66

    So, i started the video and the intro was about to play, but I paused it to letit bufer, so now I have tis low-res dark image with Uncle Dane running towards me and It reminded me of Creepypastas and I then thought "When Uncl Dan Wasnt a Verily Gud Sentre Man" and I think I need to leave the internet for a year or two now.

    • @xtra3678
      @xtra3678 7 лет назад +8

      MetaBloxer are you back yet

    • @romanbellic9580
      @romanbellic9580 7 лет назад +3

      He died because of the loss of internet

    • @haqqial
      @haqqial 6 лет назад

      MetaBloxer u back yet?

    • @bastionunitb7388
      @bastionunitb7388 6 лет назад

      Do you think he ever got back?

    • @iamme8359
      @iamme8359 4 года назад

      Uncle dan before he was a very good sentry man killed him

  • @guy-dev
    @guy-dev 4 года назад +7

    I feel like setting up a nest with the Jag, then switching to stock to keep it up would be a really strong combo

  • @TheGreatMoonFrog
    @TheGreatMoonFrog 9 лет назад +4

    I've been playing a "battle engy" as you call it for years now and I always used the old jag just because ANY increase in sentry build speed was critical. This update is fantastic for me, I just can't play defensive engy anymore, I get bored too easy. Although I use the regular shotgun (and the short circuit) because I find as an offensive engy you often have to fight your way to behind enemy lines to set up a sweet ass flanking sentry (or even just to a good offensive spot). That's when the 3 extra bullets really come in handy and the short circuit is super useful for shutting down soldiers and demos. Actually this is pretty much all I do in TF2 anymore.

  • @WaveSmash
    @WaveSmash 7 лет назад +1

    I actually learned a lot from this video. Thanks, Uncle Dane!

  • @Sh1penfire
    @Sh1penfire 4 года назад +1

    Uncle Dane the engie main, I know this has been out for 5 years, but I'd like to point out that you said stock wrench instaid of the jag at 4:43
    I relay love your guides, and I think you are extremely important to the community. Thank you for, in general, helping new/inexperienced players like me and others here.

  • @mrcosmicnachos3591
    @mrcosmicnachos3591 8 лет назад +31

    But uncle! I used the jag first! He should move his!

  • @morgancooke9009
    @morgancooke9009 8 лет назад +129

    Dane reminds me of a bi-polar science teacher.

    • @kusanagi395
      @kusanagi395 8 лет назад +2

      Sophisticated Turtle why's that

  • @littleprofen2516
    @littleprofen2516 8 лет назад +241

    U smak people in da hed

    • @spanghzcom6602
      @spanghzcom6602 8 лет назад +4

      Tyler Hess and take there hats

    • @kyzo3844
      @kyzo3844 6 лет назад +1

      Tyler Hess a

    • @J4C42
      @J4C42 3 года назад

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • @namrogful
    @namrogful 4 года назад

    Man, the pokemon routes theme songs in the backrounds really hit my nostalgia. Good job Dane. Always makes me warm inside to wat h

  • @Foshling
    @Foshling 9 лет назад +2

    The tf2 youtube community is just amazing. Found your videos through SiN, instant subscribe. Engie is probably my main too, next to heavies which require the most skill.

  • @rrekonhead
    @rrekonhead 2 года назад +2

    If valve added a sapper that deals more damage but gets destroyed in one hit, then the jag would be even more busted

    • @CountlessPWNZ
      @CountlessPWNZ 2 года назад +2

      That's a legit good idea for a sapper

  • @cci.starrbby
    @cci.starrbby 9 лет назад +192

    is it Uncle Dane, the Engy main, or Uncle Dane, the Engy, mayne?

    • @hypermonkeybird4945
      @hypermonkeybird4945 9 лет назад +27

      Yes.

    • @marxmann3662
      @marxmann3662 9 лет назад +6

      bidness neither, its Engie not Engy

    • @minecraftaddictXD
      @minecraftaddictXD 9 лет назад +19

      It's actually Uncle, the Edgy main.

    • @matiaq6971
      @matiaq6971 9 лет назад +9

      +Tiny baby man Uncle Dane, the Construction Worker from video game Team Fortress 2 main.

    • @DND513
      @DND513 9 лет назад

      +bidness whats you pro pic from

  • @Iyastar
    @Iyastar 9 лет назад +4

    I think you forgot to mention that the Jag uses more metal to repair the same amount of damage as the stock wrench, because of its reduced repairs per hit.
    Also, the rescue ranger's HPS is only 120 for a short while, before you have to reload the bolts. Over a longer time, it goes down significantly.
    Otherwise, great video!

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 4 года назад +2

    The jag might honestly be a direct upgrade. Not in the same way as third degree, PBPP, and solemn vow where they’re technically direct upgrades but you’re still putting yourself at a disadvantage by not using other, better weapons, but the kind of direct upgrade that’s meta.

    • @g2ltt733
      @g2ltt733 3 года назад

      Solemn vow isn’t a direct upgrade, why? Arrayseven

  • @spoodsthemil-imeanman.9044
    @spoodsthemil-imeanman.9044 9 лет назад +66

    Hey Dane I keep on forgetting, what HUD do you use?

    • @LunringNassar
      @LunringNassar 4 года назад +5

      i guess its Rays Hud?

    • @CaityisPog
      @CaityisPog 4 года назад +6

      DudeAndroid no man, DaneHud

    • @quive5705
      @quive5705 4 года назад +3

      Why are you guys necroing this comment

    • @LilacHeather
      @LilacHeather 3 года назад +1

      It’s a hud called danehud

  • @steelraven6264
    @steelraven6264 9 лет назад +30

    I hope this Smissmas valve is going to make a festive drgreaser

    • @waffleless
      @waffleless 9 лет назад +14

      Dr. Greaser M.D.

    • @fynii9478
      @fynii9478 9 лет назад +1

      I would like too because Pyro is my second main class (guess what is the first) but it would annoy me to get back to 5,000 kills.

    • @blorgtheconqueror284
      @blorgtheconqueror284 9 лет назад

      The dream

    • @BeefiusGravius
      @BeefiusGravius 9 лет назад

      World rul3r I'd die for that...not now doe ono

    • @lominolemann7758
      @lominolemann7758 9 лет назад

      Festive jag, original, degreaser. I want them to be real.

  • @highmedic2351
    @highmedic2351 2 года назад +3

    The Jag now requires 3 hits to remove a sapper. (The reduction in building damage also applies to sappers)

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 5 лет назад +3

    The jag is probably my second favorite wrench in the game in terms of how good it is, and my 3rd in terms of how interesting it is.

  • @yellowshyguy2212
    @yellowshyguy2212 4 года назад +1

    What I learned? The Rescue Ranger is the best wrench.

  • @johnlampe3258
    @johnlampe3258 9 лет назад +1

    I love the Gun Metal update change to let you change wrenches without blowing up your buildings! I play a lot of 2Fort, so keeping my nest up is a premium, but getting that L2 up fast is vital at the start of a game when the scouts are rushing in hoping your're team is not set up yet. Also, when your nest gets destroyed, the Jag helps get it back up before the guy who destroyed it respawns and comes back to your side of the map.
    But once I get my nest up, especially if there are schpee's in play, I like the Southern Hospitality, because them bleeding dead ringers are easier to hunt down!

  • @coffeetext
    @coffeetext 9 лет назад +138

    ... Who else noticed that sneaky lil' Box Trot Spy in the intro?

    • @MrM0xy
      @MrM0xy 9 лет назад +10

      Hentho Lin The real question is: Who didnt? :)

    • @yusufandabbidmahmood8931
      @yusufandabbidmahmood8931 9 лет назад +2

      +Moxy I didn't.

    • @LuigiScout
      @LuigiScout 9 лет назад +2

      YusufandAbbid Mahmood Are you blind perhaps?

    • @test-hy5vk
      @test-hy5vk 9 лет назад

      YusufandAbbid Mahmood how?

    • @myles1310
      @myles1310 9 лет назад +2

      Hentho Lin But what you didn't notice was the rare spy crab

  • @Alex-xl4xe
    @Alex-xl4xe 8 лет назад +5

    As a main Soldier and Engi, I view the Jag similar to the Freedom Launcher. Both deal less damage while being able to attack faster (larger clip-size, faster hitting). From the view of the Soldier, this is a downside against heavies. From the view of the Engi, against Spies. So if you got time to hit your sentry more often, you can do it, but I still prefer Stock Wrench.

  • @cFrogjar
    @cFrogjar 9 лет назад +5

    This is an incredibly good video.

    • @UncleDane
      @UncleDane  9 лет назад +11

      ouiehsydfgoliuyagsdfiuhgbasdlfcihbgdfgouhasp;iuhdfgiuhadfiguhsdfiguhsdfgiuhsdfpuherftep;a9iuhdfg thanks, ouiehsydfgoliuyagsdfiuhgbasdlfcihbgdfgouhasp;iuhdfgiuhadfiguhsdfiguhsdfgiuhsdfpuherftep;a9iuhdfg

    • @cr1tikal159
      @cr1tikal159 9 лет назад

      Amazing

    • @creamy9040
      @creamy9040 9 лет назад

      Uncle Dane uncle dangit wut hud u uze

  • @madiserket2
    @madiserket2 5 лет назад +1

    I wanna go back
    back to the jag
    back to the dane
    with the fancy hat

  • @oliviafortnite
    @oliviafortnite 5 лет назад +1

    amazing intro song, I fucking love Neil's music, both his original music as lemon demon and his mashup albums

  • @vcatnation4242
    @vcatnation4242 7 лет назад +9

    4:43
    *Shows the jag*
    So the stock wrench heals 80 damage.......
    >=( WHY ANKLE DAN?!?!?!??

  • @TheBeastech
    @TheBeastech 4 года назад +10

    Honestly, this is 4 years ago - I don't even play engie why am I here

  • @tecFPS
    @tecFPS 9 лет назад +32

    Lol that intro

  • @sieverts455
    @sieverts455 9 лет назад +2

    They should make a wrench where when it's sapped for every two seconds get one garuanteed critical hit on a wrench which has -25% dmg -15% swing speed -no critical hits +building health by 25%

  • @peika8324
    @peika8324 3 года назад +1

    Jag, best support wrench. Also good for building funni sentry

  • @RobinsonEdgar
    @RobinsonEdgar 9 лет назад +6

    Goddamn it Dane. My copy of Soul Silver is on a shelf near me and this video's music is only making me want to play it again.
    I still love being a Gunslinger engie, but I have found myself relying mostly on the Jag when using level 3s. I wonder if the other wrenches should get a buff of some kind? Is higher health restoration enough?

  • @snubcube
    @snubcube 5 лет назад +3

    No Eureka Effects were harmed in the making of this video.

    • @jakman8515
      @jakman8515 4 года назад

      Yeah you could say that

  • @DaniaSyberian
    @DaniaSyberian 9 лет назад +8

    Before Gun Mettle I unwillingly decided to sell my strange KS Jag after years of using it 'cause I realized it's too broken...and bought a stock wrench. Well, guess what.

    • @zpickle7
      @zpickle7 9 лет назад +1

      Wow I feel bad for you

    • @OhNoTheFace
      @OhNoTheFace 9 лет назад

      *****
      Your fault for selling things really

    • @DaniaSyberian
      @DaniaSyberian 9 лет назад

      CamTheKitty Well it's like that when you're poor and can only afford stuff when you sell something first.

  • @RealKirb
    @RealKirb 4 года назад +2

    Never noticed that In the bottom right is a spycrab and I love it

  • @snakeyman5560
    @snakeyman5560 8 лет назад +2

    I like the southern hospitality! it's basically the stock wrench but better. The down side is situational so yeah it's amazing! On a off-topic note the rescue ranger is great except having to reload.

    • @TrueFlameslinger
      @TrueFlameslinger 7 лет назад

      Dr. Medic The SH's use as a whole is more situational. You shouldn't be close enough to spies to use a wrench on them. That's an easy matador set-up.

  • @CaesarCzarson
    @CaesarCzarson 9 лет назад +17

    0:59 the video actually starts, jesus christ the intro.

  • @TheTC
    @TheTC 9 лет назад +5

    0:30 This is why you don't hire editors from Sonic Team.

  • @angstyteen250
    @angstyteen250 9 лет назад +21

    Okay,so you use rays hud...but what rays hud do you use?

  • @winksplorer
    @winksplorer 2 года назад +1

    when the sentry gun's bullets reach 88 mph, some serious stuff is gonna happen

  • @coolnerd1922
    @coolnerd1922 4 года назад +1

    0:04 I dropped my phone and legit had a heart attack thinking I broke it Jesus

  • @infinitenexus1715
    @infinitenexus1715 9 лет назад +32

    Fuck talking about engi stuff. Aussies we need:
    Degreaser
    Flare Gun
    Classic
    Machina
    I HAVE PUT 0 THOUGHT INTO THIS PLEASE TELL ME OTHERS

    • @Jawz4Lyfe
      @Jawz4Lyfe 9 лет назад +10

      Infinite Nexus Crusaders Crossbow. Ubersaw. Shotgun. Rescue Ranger. Jag.

    • @SpukyChanel
      @SpukyChanel 9 лет назад

      Infinite Nexus MACHINA? Yes please

    • @marxmann3662
      @marxmann3662 9 лет назад +5

      Infinite Nexus GUNBOATS

    • @steeledminer616
      @steeledminer616 9 лет назад

      Infinite Nexus Those can wait, I need my australium crossbow and ubersaw for my medic.

    • @1AlasBabylon
      @1AlasBabylon 9 лет назад

      Infinite Nexus Can't wait to get my Australium Classic after a hundred tours and sell it for 2 keys

  • @arthurfeitosa1937
    @arthurfeitosa1937 9 лет назад +7

    A uncle dank upload?What black wizardry is this?

  • @LORDdrPepper
    @LORDdrPepper 9 лет назад +4

    I still prefer the stock or southern hospitality mostly cause I love smacking people in the face if they mess with my nest. just like a bird. protecting her babys :)

  • @doesnormalityexist
    @doesnormalityexist 4 года назад

    Going back to this over 4 years later... Jesus christ its been both a long time and a good time.

  • @ThePCguy17
    @ThePCguy17 9 лет назад

    Nice touch on the intro...I thought something had broken though, until I realized it was a wordless pun.

  • @ryanharrelson6935
    @ryanharrelson6935 9 лет назад +5

    So, the Eureka Effect's next right?

  • @malohn2068
    @malohn2068 9 лет назад +71

    R.I.P. Once again, Valve suck at balancing. There's not tiny differences between weapons. There's a massive "THIS IS SHIT" and "USE THIS ITS GUD" thing. I mean, spies. What reason is there not to use Kunai/Big earner? Snipers, why use stock sniper when Bazaar Bargain pretty much is better? I mean, you play sniper with the intention of getting better, aye? Which means hitting heads all the time. So Bazaar is pretty self explanatory.
    What I am trying to say is, I bought an australium wrench. Rip. it sucks.

    • @Sugardaddy501
      @Sugardaddy501 9 лет назад +2

      +Malohn I actually like the jag getting buffed long term. It helps noobs set up faster instead of being sluggish and lets me aid fellow engineers even faster.

    • @RdTrler
      @RdTrler 9 лет назад +8

      +Malohn Part of the stock sniper's appeal in comparison to the Bazaar Bargain is a consistent, unchanging charge time. If you charged your sniper rifle just enough to one-shot a Soldier, you'd save time while taking them out in a single shot. With the Bazaar Bargain, your charge times will change as you score headshot kills. Another problem with the Bazaar Bargain is you might get attached to your 5+ headshot kills, die, rage, and now have a personally screwed up aim whereas with the stock sniper rifle you might have just shrugged instead. As for Spies and the Kunai, well, the Dead Ringer can't really save you now. And the Big Earner's minor health penalty makes you very unlikely to survive two melee or two well-aimed shotgun blasts... plus not being immune to afterburn like you would with the Spycicle.

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 7 лет назад

      Malohn funny many people consider the big earner a direct downgrade because it has two big of a down side.

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 6 лет назад +1

      tjlrig Kunai is good for those spies that get backstabs but get hit a lot.
      Backstab a heavyy and boom

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 6 лет назад +4

      "What reason is there not to use the Kunai/Big Earner"
      Reduced health and thus reduced survivability. The Kunai mitigates that once you get a stab, but the Big Earner doesn't.
      "Why use stock when the Bazaar Bargain is pretty much better?"
      Because sometimes you have to resort to a bodyshot to get that badly needed medic pick to prevent the enemy from uber-pushing. A fully charged bodyshot one-shots a Medic.

  • @dr_gen.
    @dr_gen. 3 года назад +3

    3:18 ah yes, heeid

  • @kathrynalwood3986
    @kathrynalwood3986 4 года назад

    I love that he actually has the jag instead of the stock wrench. Nice detail!

  • @JRiggidy
    @JRiggidy 2 года назад +1

    God if we had the gunslinger back then mini sentries would have been real different

  • @crowyt1587
    @crowyt1587 7 лет назад +4

    normal jag: nope.avi
    X10 jag: HELL YEAH

  • @secretcomentor1
    @secretcomentor1 9 лет назад +10

    #EurekaEffectMasterRace

  • @Tvde1
    @Tvde1 8 лет назад +7

    HEY UNKLE DEN WHATE HUD R U USE?

    • @haqqial
      @haqqial 8 лет назад +2

      Tvde1 WeedHUD

  • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
    @yeatnumber1Dmuncher 2 года назад +1

    Me thinking this video is incredibly outdated then remembering we haven't had a major update in 1300 days 💀

  • @TheKersey475
    @TheKersey475 3 года назад +1

    3:18 I always laugh at the way Uncle Dane delivers that line as the background music suddenly turns off as he puts on an exaggerated accent

    • @inactivepleasegoaway
      @inactivepleasegoaway 3 года назад +1

      dane smacked the guy who was in charge of the background music in the head

  • @PhaenyBirb
    @PhaenyBirb 9 лет назад +6

    Is it wrong that I don't use stock weapons EVER?

    • @highlandersteve9953
      @highlandersteve9953 9 лет назад +6

      Depends on what you play. On pubs, it literally means nothing. In comp, it varies from class to class, but stock is usually best.

    • @TrueFlameslinger
      @TrueFlameslinger 7 лет назад +3

      Highlander Steve Stock is literally immune to nerfs so that's good

  • @Vakito227
    @Vakito227 9 лет назад +6

    4:43 you said the stock wrench

  • @IanBenedict
    @IanBenedict 9 лет назад +7

    Play with the Eureka Effect and the Widowmaker! Worst loadout!

    • @shaneme3
      @shaneme3 9 лет назад +4

      But the Widowmaker is good, assuming you got aim :1

    • @IanBenedict
      @IanBenedict 9 лет назад +8

      shaneme3 The twist is that the eureka effect also cuts in half the metal you get from the widowmaker. If you do 30 damage, you only get 15 metal back.

    • @dememiys
      @dememiys 9 лет назад

      Wait rly? Daym...

    • @wenhaodong6448
      @wenhaodong6448 9 лет назад

      I've used this loadout on KoTH, I got lots of kills

    • @TheBeaconBlocks
      @TheBeaconBlocks 9 лет назад

      +Ian Benedict Yeah, I used this for a while. I thought: "Oh? The new eureka effect gets less metal from things? Hehe, let's troll the game. Thy widowmaker shall be my metal supply." Used it for awhile. I realised something was wrong here but i kept going. Used it for 1 or 2 weeks before i realised.

  • @drakainequus7115
    @drakainequus7115 4 года назад +2

    I still have yet to watch this entire video. I just wait until the intro finishes and goes to TF2 gameplay where I click off because of how cool it was.

  • @beesechurger2779
    @beesechurger2779 5 лет назад +1

    (Uncle Dane buys the 150 dollar golden wrench)
    Uncle Dane: this will be my pride and joy.
    (Sees jag for 1.56)
    Uncle Dane: I will use this and this only!

  • @Kevbo2040
    @Kevbo2040 9 лет назад +4

    "The Jag is OP! VOLVO PLS NERF!"
    There are just some players on TF2 who will piss and moan about fucking any change or buff any class gets if it's not one they play. HOW the hell anyone could call the Jag OP is beyond me; all it does is make offensive Engineering slightly easier without having to be restricted to the Gunslinger. Defensive Engineering is still much better with the burst healing of the stock Wrench, and the spy-checking and insane damage that the Southern Hospitality adds. Oh but the Jag got a buff during the GM update so let's all complain about how CRAZY OP it is.

    • @UncleDane
      @UncleDane  9 лет назад +1

      Kevbo2040 preach it girl

    • @Kevbo2040
      @Kevbo2040 9 лет назад +1

      Uncle Dane
      Thanks, Uncle. By the way, I'm SUPER glad you did the 'sped up build speed' during this opening, I think I commented on wanting to see you do that in one of your post-GM updates. Hilarious.

    • @radicallarry1069
      @radicallarry1069 8 лет назад

      Kevbo2040 wa- the Car company??? "Volvo?

  • @wonderbread2309
    @wonderbread2309 5 лет назад +3

    0:46 Hit replay

  • @MaudsValentine
    @MaudsValentine 9 лет назад +5

    THAT INTRO XD

  • @aidan4529
    @aidan4529 4 года назад +1

    Man for such a widely used and great wrench isn’t it odd that there’s no alternative form of it, perhaps a neat little golden form of sorts.

  • @loganjyismal6717
    @loganjyismal6717 2 года назад

    I love the visual jag at the beginning with the dispenser