You are the only Dagoth Ur, that ensures he has such a luxurious lexicon. juxtaposed with the banal content of his incessant rambling. With various mentions of the mongrel dogs of the empire, filthy outlanders, and of course the sixth house and the tribe unmourned. sprinkled in to his speech with a certain tasteful flavour. It is truly a finer, dare I say elegant, form of entertainment. This content makes me like the world slightly better. and I must thank you for the creation of this content.
i agree, your references to infamous quotes and ingame items are thoughtful and aren't contrived from outside mediums as opposed to relying on the more common speeches that simply replace words from a well known phrase or the ol racism trope
"I learned that day that it really is the little things we take for granted; things like ash yams and not having a mask stuck to your face" How can a God be this relatable?
I personally love the imagery of Dagoth Ur strolling through the local farmers market, buying some dust covered ash yams, going to take his mask off and then having a panic fit, then flying away back to Red Mountain, that's fucking gold
I feel like a medieval peasant enjoying the dulcet tones of a storyteller describing great historical events with honeyed, sesquipedalian words I can only vaguely understand
@@randomshittutorials Intrepid philologists perpetually cogitate on utilization of meritorious phraseology and ruminate on any atypical verbage descried with similar ubiquity. Such garrulous exercises are justifiably indecorous though.
The daedric shaving razor part made me lol until i realized that realistically it would be a pretty wierd for stuff like that to not exist. Come on Todd. You trying to convince me reman cyradil didnt own an ebony cereal bowl and a dragon bone spoon to eat his skooma berry crunch with and it didnt have a dwarven metal sheogorath prize toy down in the bottom of the box? Nonsense. He probably drank his choccy milk from a elven metal cup with an ice enchant to keep it cold too.
i just discovered these about a hour ago and your channel is already one of my favorites. if your storytelling is THAT good. you have so much potential. and i can't wait
THIS is how you make a Dagoth Ur video on a weird meme topic. I love how you gave him his characteristic verbose act, but also kept him in character, made canonical and realistic lore references such as a simile featuring a Guar, and even named dropped other members of the Sixth House. Outstanding.
Someone mentioned it before but dude these stories are so great, the writing is really impressive and captivating. Keep making these bro, they're masterpieces.
It's really weird that I shaved my beard off this morning after 6 years and randomly ran into this video - I've been listening to Dagoth Ur all day. Am I in a dream? Yes, I am a dream. Am I real? I guess not. But I am here, so I will persist. KIM. Another hand touches the beacon.
To follow up what jack arss said, thank you so much for these videos. This also scratches a very specific itch I have in humor that nothing else quite gets the same way.
I just realised that it was indeed fashionable for a god to be shaven in the second era, just look at eso vivec - not a single hair, not even eyelashes kekw
That is now official extended elder scrolls lore, thats why it took two eras for the player to get the mask on solstheim(ghosts of tribunal mission MAN ITS INCREDIBLE)
i dont know why i thought itd be safe to drink soda while listening to this, but i almost choked and shot soda out of my nose at taking the finer things for granted like not having a mask stuck to your face
Four minute maddess, on eleven labs can you upload any Dagoth voice meme and will the ai be able to use it for text to speech? Or do you have to use something else.
I just realised that it was indeed fashionable for a god to be shaven in the second era, just look at eso vivec - not a single hair, not even eyelashes kekw
You are the only Dagoth Ur, that ensures he has such a luxurious lexicon. juxtaposed with the banal content of his incessant rambling. With various mentions of the mongrel dogs of the empire, filthy outlanders, and of course the sixth house and the tribe unmourned. sprinkled in to his speech with a certain tasteful flavour. It is truly a finer, dare I say elegant, form of entertainment. This content makes me like the world slightly better. and I must thank you for the creation of this content.
Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed this one. I've always enjoyed the kind of mundane humor of larger than life characters bungling the everyday stuff.
Totally agreed. You put to words what I felt some of the other Dagoth posts were missing. The vocabulary isn't as good
Hw truly does honour the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned
i agree, your references to infamous quotes and ingame items are thoughtful and aren't contrived from outside mediums as opposed to relying on the more common speeches that simply replace words from a well known phrase or the ol racism trope
thank you jack arss
He is a god. How can you shave a god?
What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
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"I learned that day that it really is the little things we take for granted; things like ash yams and not having a mask stuck to your face"
How can a God be this relatable?
I personally love the imagery of Dagoth Ur strolling through the local farmers market, buying some dust covered ash yams, going to take his mask off and then having a panic fit, then flying away back to Red Mountain, that's fucking gold
as gold as his mask
I feel like a medieval peasant enjoying the dulcet tones of a storyteller describing great historical events with honeyed, sesquipedalian words I can only vaguely understand
you did a good job simulating what it feels like to be a peasant because i don't know what lots of those words mean
Eudemonic serendipity. The halcyon days.
@@cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886 O my god where do people eveb get these words 🤣 who uses this in daily life!?
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Intrepid philologists perpetually cogitate on utilization of meritorious phraseology and ruminate on any atypical verbage descried with similar ubiquity. Such garrulous exercises are justifiably indecorous though.
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Lol these make my day. Come Nerevar, through gel and foam. Come and partake of the congealances of the oils of the sixth house!
Man this dialogue is perfection. The perfect cross of Elder Scrolls lore, elevated speech and just Dagoth being Dagoth. Hilarious
Hearing Dagoth say "darn" just fits in the weirdest way.
The daedric shaving razor part made me lol until i realized that realistically it would be a pretty wierd for stuff like that to not exist. Come on Todd. You trying to convince me reman cyradil didnt own an ebony cereal bowl and a dragon bone spoon to eat his skooma berry crunch with and it didnt have a dwarven metal sheogorath prize toy down in the bottom of the box? Nonsense. He probably drank his choccy milk from a elven metal cup with an ice enchant to keep it cold too.
Magic enchantments for seemingly mundane things like keeping drinks cold would make perfect sense for a mighty ruler to have
The congealances of the sixth house.
My God you are using words in orders I've never heard and I'm here for it.
My brother in christ you are an absolute beast in Dagothposting, your writing is phenomenal. Keep cranking those my man, they are hilarious.
i just discovered these about a hour ago and your channel is already one of my favorites. if your storytelling is THAT good. you have so much potential. and i can't wait
THIS is how you make a Dagoth Ur video on a weird meme topic. I love how you gave him his characteristic verbose act, but also kept him in character, made canonical and realistic lore references such as a simile featuring a Guar, and even named dropped other members of the Sixth House.
Outstanding.
_" ... Purchased the juiciest Ash-yam I had ever preyed upon..."_ 😂😂😂😂😂
That's it. Dagoth Ur ai voice meme is already going to be the meme of the year.
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this is better than every lore book in the game
i hope this meme never dies
Dagoth memes have been made for over 2 decades, they've proven themselves.
I’m so glad the dagoth ur voice lines are being memed a ton
lost it at the end, i never really thought much about how akulakhan would get out of the mountain once complete.
Goddamn the writing is good. Genuinely impressive.
This is dangerously well written
Get this guy a podcast.
I would absolutely listen to 2+ hours of these stories.
Big follow. Your posting of Dagoth Ur speaking is exquisite, dare I say, perfection. Please continue!!
Holy shit these just keep getting better and better
Please don't stop this writing is fantastic!
A Dagoth post that actually replicates his speech pattern and lexicon. Thank you.
Someone mentioned it before but dude these stories are so great, the writing is really impressive and captivating. Keep making these bro, they're masterpieces.
You’re the best dagoth poster, so refined. Highest quality writing.
I'm questioning myself why I was so seemlessly invested in this
Out of all Dagoth posters, your scripts are the most creative, I must say.
I'm sure the one true God Lord Dagoth Sama could pull of whatever look he tries his supreme dunmer hand at
You're the best at these Dagoth memes out of everyone.
This is so reverent. I love it
It's really weird that I shaved my beard off this morning after 6 years and randomly ran into this video - I've been listening to Dagoth Ur all day. Am I in a dream?
Yes, I am a dream.
Am I real? I guess not.
But I am here, so I will persist.
KIM. Another hand touches the beacon.
To follow up what jack arss said, thank you so much for these videos. This also scratches a very specific itch I have in humor that nothing else quite gets the same way.
I have never seen what others saw in ASMR until this channel
This resurgence of Dagoth Memes has given me hope that maybe, just maybe, we aren't in the darkest timeline after all...
Pure poetry
Your writing and storytelling in these videos are insanely good! You bring life and value to this brilliant meme
Missed opportunity to make him say he used Mehrunes's Razor
Hail Lord Dagoth!
I've watched like 5 of these and i feel like this dude is my best friend in an insane asylum.
Genuinely well written
I just assumed he just like shoved some liquid nair in his mask and then drained it
I just realised that it was indeed fashionable for a god to be shaven in the second era, just look at eso vivec - not a single hair, not even eyelashes kekw
He’s preparing for the Dagoth Wave
man the young scrolls guy gonna go crazy with this AI shit
Please more! This is much better than anything else I've seen so far!
These bring me joy
Please tell me there are going to be more of these, we still don't know what's up with Dagoth Ur's fingernails and he owes us an explanation ;_;
Currently growing a beard, so this is too relatable
I am humbly begging for more, I listen to these when I go to bed now
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everytime you upload another dreamer joins the house unmourned many thanks brother.
That is now official extended elder scrolls lore, thats why it took two eras for the player to get the mask on solstheim(ghosts of tribunal mission MAN ITS INCREDIBLE)
"Daedric shaving razor in hand..."
And here I am stuck with an inferior ebony one
i dont know why i thought itd be safe to drink soda while listening to this, but i almost choked and shot soda out of my nose at taking the finer things for granted like not having a mask stuck to your face
I love this.
These are so good. You really have a way with words.
How could I shave a god?
This reminds me of the old Vinyl cafe on CBC radio
I am captivated. Fantastic job.
I never played Morrowind before but Dagoth Ur already became my favorite character. And I only found out about those rants yesterday. 😆
A story of true biblical proportions.
He sounds like penguinz0
i love these i hope theres more
I think using mehrunes razor is better than an average razor
The fuckin bell icon has been smashed
im losing my mind
Im surprised this wasnt a manscaped ad
This was fucking great actually
Make Like a whole podcast or Audio book
keep these coming
U better keep doing these videos
Relateable
Do another tier list homie, like best outlander slaves
Quality memes lad
Make the GTA 5 roast with this voice, please. I just want to hear it with my ears through my headphones, not think about it or rehearse it.
Wait, you’re telling me he takes that mask off??
Perfection.
So a Daedric level disposable razor is a Gillette I see.
Fact: Almalexia was Nerevar's beard.
Wait, isn't he building the second numidium?
Oh dang you're right, I got mixed up thinking the first ones activation by Tiber was somehow a second version.
This is horrifying lol
2:52 visualization
I'm curious how these are made? I wanna make one for myself lol
What You use for his voice?
EXQUISITE
Oh my god this is disgusting. Good job.
Four minute maddess, on eleven labs can you upload any Dagoth voice meme and will the ai be able to use it for text to speech? Or do you have to use something else.
I just realised that it was indeed fashionable for a god to be shaven in the second era, just look at eso vivec - not a single hair, not even eyelashes kekw