The Chitin Maces were enchanted with the same greentext enchantment that Zero-summed Dagoth Ur and the weapon on contact. But they're Chitin Maces so they still suck and could only break his legs.
I adore that in this continuum the Nerivar is just some argonian who has managed to make some relative peace with Dagoth Ur and is basically just showing up to hang out with him, despite him having a thinly veiled facade hiding the amount of contempt he feels about the Nerivar.
@samjones7900 Along side that are cool races too. Like Snake people, Intelligent Frost zombies, Monkey people, Tiger Folk, the leader of which can supposely transform into a dragon.
I love the idea Dagoth ur and Nevevarine instead of murdering each other just dicided to say fuck it and chill together long enough where morrowind is still the same weapons and such just with fast food restaurants
@@The_Lone_Outlaw In fallout new Vegas you find a character who the legion breaks his legs and kills his entire group of people. That’s the body that Dagoth Ur’s head is on. I’m not sure if the cultists are a reference to a group in the elder scrolls or just a comparison to the legion. (They probably are a group in elder scrolls as well)
I like that in all these videos, regardless of the creator, Dagoth Ur has gone from the terrifying devil of Vvardenfell to the Nervarine's eccentric frenemy or weird roommate.
with all these new scenarios made with Dagoth Ur, we need a silly mod where Dagoth is kinda just there, ranting about the empire but everyone ignores him as 'the crazy old man' and the Nerevarine is the first person to listen to him so Dagoth just clings to them. So you end up on a new questline dealing with all his random BS, calming down his ash vampires, getting him his grocery supply line, getting into a black friday esque riot to find a new graphics card for his gaming pc.....
Imagine becoming a god, so powerful that you transcend your reality and place yourself into another owned by the same publisher. Then you open your eyes *and you're Boxcars.*
Careful traveler, keep yourself well versed in matter of tongues, for duolingo trancends time, space and dimentions, and its intentions are not but most sinister.
"The AI really does not like doing any characters voice that isn't Dagoth Ur for some reason." It was meant to be... Also, Dagoth Ur really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg.
Please Nerevar, go talk to the food lion (the creature) and tell them that they are increasing the price of sweetrolls too high. If they do not comply I, Dagoth Ur (the god) will be forced to no longer shop at the food lion (the store)
"You know what I meant, you little Argonian git" xD
hehe boah
Argonian Nerevar and Dagoth Ur make for a decent buddy comedy.
@@Azraelseraphim with laugh tracks in the background
Hey Jazz, long time no see! 💜
@@Azraelseraphim with argonian nerevar just selecting dialogue prompts while Dagoth actually talks xD 10/10
"What? No, Nerevar, I know I am immune to all weapons; don't ask how they beat the fuck out of my legs"
The Chitin Maces were enchanted with the same greentext enchantment that Zero-summed Dagoth Ur and the weapon on contact. But they're Chitin Maces so they still suck and could only break his legs.
He's an old God and doesn't mean He's immune to bludgeoning, doesn't mean it still doesn't hurt His shitty knees
The Duolingo side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be . . . Unnatural.
@@kamikaze4172 And he built like a dehydrated Kratos
"They beat the fuck out of my legs" I was done and I couldn't recover lmao
He's just covering up the fact that sitting in front of the pc playing League all day made his legs bad smh
I fully died every time he said it 😂
I love that the Nerevarine being Argonian is basically accepted as canon now.
Boa tarde amigo!!!!
Canonically the most dreaded route Voreyn Dagoth will ever dream of and question ALMSIVI if they knew this would happen someday.
furry=cringe lizard /=/ canon
And that Dagoth plays League of Legends
Wasn't it always?
I’m obsessed with these. I love that there’s a continuity to them
@@dosbueno2gud dont stop please lol
I love argonian nerevar
@@dosbueno2gud me niether but its great
@@dosbueno2gud c0da does infant make it cannon
@@dosbueno2gud these videos are the reason I’m exclusively playing as an argonian in Morrowind from now on
Duolingo got soliders in Morrowind
The Great Language Owl has shooters everywhere
I never thought I would see Boxcars being parodied by Dagoth Ur, but here we are
I hope Skynet chooses Dagoth Ur's voice when he subjugates and harvests our bodies for resources. So soothing on the ears like liquid butter.
Or liquified humans.
When skynet chooses to AM us into argonians for whatever reason
@@Day100 I have no mouth, and I must.. be an Argonian maid?🥵
The delivery of his lines is hilarious as hell.
The idea of Dagoth Ur constantly needing to specify when he’s talking about the place vs himself is just great
I adore that in this continuum the Nerivar is just some argonian who has managed to make some relative peace with Dagoth Ur and is basically just showing up to hang out with him, despite him having a thinly veiled facade hiding the amount of contempt he feels about the Nerivar.
1:10 *”I am not a fan of this, ‘Akaviri anime,’ people keep talking about…”* 😂😂😂😂
Pure gold
What is that reference to? I’m lost on that one.
@@samjones7900 Akavir is basically the Japan/mainland Asia of the Elder Scrolls universe.
@samjones7900 Along side that are cool races too. Like Snake people, Intelligent Frost zombies, Monkey people, Tiger Folk, the leader of which can supposely transform into a dragon.
love the implication that cassius or whatever his name was is a huge weeb
"You know just as well as I do that some Argonians have breasts"
Why yes
[Give 5 balmora blue] "Thank you, Nerevar. A fellow can put himself out of misery with 5 doses of Balmora Blue"
“You little argonian git” gets me every time
I love the little asides he puts in fairly constantly. It works so well with the tone and cadence of the program.
Hearing Dagoth Ur say "tendies" was a blessing I never expected to receive. Thankyou.
Requesting a Dagoth Ur follower mod, he doesn't help you, he just follows you around and monologues like this constantly
I want a mod like that but in New Vegas.
Oh, dear. He following the Courier and constantly questioning things.
“the ash vampires are worried about me” is the thing that really killed me for some reason
Dagoth Ur being an AI is some meta ass shit right there
it sounds so normal
He has achieved CHIM. No, not like Vivec, REAL CHIM.
the argonian comments get me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"the great language owl"
oh man duolingo is now cannon in elder scrolls
Something about these AI voice memes sounding like actual quests being given makes them so much better.
I love the idea Dagoth ur and Nevevarine instead of murdering each other just dicided to say fuck it and chill together long enough where morrowind is still the same weapons and such just with fast food restaurants
Dagoth Ur really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg
I eagerly await every dose of nostalgic crack you produce, thank you
"They beat the fuck out my legs with chitin maces"
I love how at this point we just kinda accepted that the nerevarine is an argonian.
I didn’t get it until I heard “the great language owl” lmfao good work
I love all these dagoth ur memes recently
It’s even funnier when you realize this is also a fallout meme😂
Wait how? Also I don’t really get this either? Who are the cultists and why do they cripple people for not knowing ancient language?
@@The_Lone_Outlaw In fallout new Vegas you find a character who the legion breaks his legs and kills his entire group of people. That’s the body that Dagoth Ur’s head is on. I’m not sure if the cultists are a reference to a group in the elder scrolls or just a comparison to the legion. (They probably are a group in elder scrolls as well)
@@halthedge The Cultists Of The Green Owl = Duolingo Memers
I like that in all these videos, regardless of the creator, Dagoth Ur has gone from the terrifying devil of Vvardenfell to the Nervarine's eccentric frenemy or weird roommate.
I sit here with a massive grin the entire time these play. Please keep them coming.
with all these new scenarios made with Dagoth Ur, we need a silly mod where Dagoth is kinda just there, ranting about the empire but everyone ignores him as 'the crazy old man' and the Nerevarine is the first person to listen to him so Dagoth just clings to them. So you end up on a new questline dealing with all his random BS, calming down his ash vampires, getting him his grocery supply line, getting into a black friday esque riot to find a new graphics card for his gaming pc.....
These are perfection... my God I'm glad I am alive.
I like these because no matter what I almost always end up an argonian building my character exactly the same each time
I did not expect to laugh as hard as I did while watching this. The argonian git line caught me completely off guard lol. Great work man!
Well damn finally Dagoth Ur is saying argonian instead of just lizard
I need more Ur posting, these are so golden
they beat the fuck out of my legs with chitin maces LOL
Dagoth Ur becoming more and more anxious about language use and not offending anyone is the greatest storyline
This feels like the only correct way this could have ever gone. Walk with peace.
I wonder what it's like to be a God
God I love these ai voice clips, I still have don't know jack about the game this is from but its still sick
"bearing the tendies I have requested" 🤣
Imagine becoming a god, so powerful that you transcend your reality and place yourself into another owned by the same publisher. Then you open your eyes *and you're Boxcars.*
this great, keep makin em :) Also the idea of dagoth being best buds with a argonian nerevarine is pretty good
I was expecting it to be a story about him shitting his pants
Thank you for this gem, I hope Dagoth Ur's legs are safe
I have now decided that the duolingo owl is a canon daedric prince and i wont accept any argument to the contrary.
F that "language owl" got me from left field, killed me. Now how will i do my Akaviri lessons on time!?
Boxcars found a new helmet
The fear that entered me when I heard "The Great Language Owl"... he's been after me for months... 😳
Careful traveler, keep yourself well versed in matter of tongues, for duolingo trancends time, space and dimentions, and its intentions are not but most sinister.
I love how Dagoth story correlates with Boxcars lol
lol love that you used food lion there's only a handful of states that have it.
Dagoth be like Nerevar be like those green cloaked cultist be like I be like
I was walking back to Dagoth Ur _the building_
i absolutely love this trend where the Nerevar is always an Argonian in these AI memes
These memes have gotten so big that I really do need to learn the lore but I know it will take hours... so many hours.
Someone make dagoth read the entirety of the Harry Potter books that would be the funniest fucking long drawn out thing ever
You're very creative in scripts
I'm having trouble keeping up with these references at this point.
I promise no harm will come to anyone bearing the tendies I have requested.
Falling into the Dagoth Ur memes made me learn more about him and now I can’t escape this rabbit hole and I’m okay with that
You made Dagoth Ur say "tendies" and I will never not be appreciative of that.
Food Lion got me laughing!
The tendies were perfectly timed
Never thought I'd hear Dagoth Ur and Food Lion together
for some reason "cut a deal with the food lion in ald'ruhn" is what got me
I was holding out until this one.
Dagoth Ur saying the word "Tendies" made my day.
Bruhs a powder ganger 🗿💀
After watching a bunch of these I’ve come to the conclusion that everyone thinks Dagoth Ur is gay and the Nerravarine is a lizard.
Wouldn't it be awesome if AI could do this for all the dialogue in the game? Man I can't wait to play that.
Dagoth Ur, the Building™️
Dagoth Ur's voice lives rent free in my head.
the thing i love most about these videos is that i can tell you know your lore
The groaning and wheezing in the background just makes me think it's all the ash vampires gathered around him, concerned.
'The language owl" I am fucking losing it.
Him giving you a shopping list sounds like a perfect segue into a morrowind x postal 2 mod
AI voice is turning so many people into comedic dialogue writers.
Dagoth ur memes are the best thing to ever happen
Green Owl Cultists?
Wait its fucken DUOLINGO
PLEASE make a sequel to this with one of the garret twins in that unmarked quest for the followers
The funniest part is Nerevar being kind of sensitive about racism agains argonians.
omg dagoth wanting tendies XD
0:03 I said out loud “the building?”
I think I have a problem
Man fuck me, that "You little Argonian Git" bit fucked me up.
I have no idea why I laughed so hard at this one, god damn.
I lost it at "That shirtless crackhead." Hahaha
Keep coming with more dagoth please
"The AI really does not like doing any characters voice that isn't Dagoth Ur for some reason."
It was meant to be...
Also, Dagoth Ur really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg.
@@dosbueno2gud I bet it's deep voices or some shih idk lol
AI are is gay confirmed?
They did a pretty good ranni voice
Maybe it's because Dagoth has more voice samples.
This one is actually good
we need a video with argonianeravine awkwardly hanging out with both vivec and dagoth
I was not expecting to hear "Food Lion" and "Ald'ruhn" in the same sentence, and now I need to learn how to mod to put one there.
Please Nerevar, go talk to the food lion (the creature) and tell them that they are increasing the price of sweetrolls too high. If they do not comply I, Dagoth Ur (the god) will be forced to no longer shop at the food lion (the store)
The story just got weirder and weirder
wtf why do i understand this fever dream of concepts
"Dagoth Ur, who was in Helstrom?"
took me way too long to realize dagoth ur uses duolingo
Dagoth Ur is taking over youtube lately