Correction: Dagoth-Ur (the god) defeated Gnomegoth-Ur (the god) in Gnomegoth-Ur (the building) inside Dagoth-Ur (the volcano) beneath Dagoth-Ur (the building)
Being not native I had to go and Google what the hell the weevil is. Upon finding out, despite it being impossible, the joke had unmade me a second time.
I kinda love the joke about how he has to clarify when Refering to Dagoth Ur, the building or the Volcano. It would be kinda funny to have one of these where he is confronted for naming too many things after himself. Like Dagoth Ur, the Desk, or Dagoth Ur the Pantry, and so on and so forth.
This is fucking hilarious, I literally laughed out loud. "I was like a Gnome Sauron!" Hahah the dialogue and references were perfect. And the Gnome-Goth' Ur and the gnome heart and giant robot was a great concept.
*Thank you for making the Gnomidium canon!* Although its size and swift defeat were underwhelming. Dagoth keeping the tiny heart on his desk leaves the door open for a sequel. 😉
@@dosbueno2gud Understandable, I am perfectly fine with a lengthy creative gnome break. But who knows, maybe some day the heart disappears from Dagoth Ur, the desktop...
This Stuffed Gnomes -saga has been more interesting than any big budget tv-show in a while. That being said I cant wait for Pedro Pascal to play Dagoth Ur (the god) in a HBO series coming next summer
In the third age, in the final battle When the shadows first lengthened, one stood He chose the path of perpetual torment In his ravenous hatred he found no peace And with boiling blood he scoured Dagoth Ur (the place) Seeking vengeance against the dark garden ornaments who had wronged him And those that tasted the bite of his Godly might named him _The Gnome Slayer_
I think my favorite part is the repeated insistence across these videos of the Dwemer Tube basically just being the equivalent of a pool noodle that's common enough to always be within reach
The cool thing about this is maybe dagoth is imagining all this, and he just destroyed a bunch of stuffed dolls or even rocks. They’re in his head all right
“[Gnome-Kulakhan] is Roughly the same *height as me*” “their machine is roughly the *height of Fargoth”* Either this is an error, I’m misinterpreting, or Dagoth Ur is a manlet in this universe.
These videos are the reason I am obsessed with Dagoth Ur now. Suggestion: 1. The heart of Gnomekhan keeps whispering to Dagoth Ur 2. Dagoth Ur runs out of food so he eats the heart of Gnomekhan. 3. Dagoth Ur invites you to his birthday party (you didn't bring a gift and he's sad so he cries)
I'm so glad Dagoth Ur has finally triumphed over the gnomes. When he was fighting them, I was afraid he was going to get the fuck beaten out of his legs again, but luckily he emerged unscathed
It implies that there is also a Gnome Nervarean as well. So either Dagoth Ur fills that role or there’s a tiny gnome argonian running around Dagoth Ur(the building)
I was expecting Dagoth Ur (the god) to come to the sobering realization that the gnome vermin managed to complete their Numidium before him. Has he really been trying? Does he _really_ want the responsibility of driving the mongrel dogs of the Imperium from Morrowind? Or has he lost his way from hanging out with the Nerevarine and becoming a RUclipsr? Should he steel himself and discard those things to remove all distractions from his work? But then again, what could be worth more than friendship?
Dagoth Ur should go and bother one of the Dagoths to make him a mini-Dagoth out of scrap dwemer stuff. But the saga has ended. Truly it has been rivetting.
Now that the Gnome Arc is seemingly concluded I look forward to hearing how many HDMI ports his new TV has. Also how could one say the PS3 has games when it doesn't even have Morrowind?
Amazing lore! Gnome-Goth Ur. GENIUS! Ha, PS 3, a joke, but considering the state of modern gaming, Dagoth Ur, going back several gens in gaming is a good call.
Next, Dagoth Ur reading the Blessings of Sheogorath? I can't really find any videos of people reading it and it's the perfect job for Dagoth Ur (The Narrator)
This Dagoth Ur Gnome saga is easily the longest most intricate setup for a "PS3 doesn't have games" joke I've ever seen. It is beautiful.
So he defeated Gnomegoth-Ur (the god) in Gnomegoth-Ur (the building) inside Dagoth-Ur (the volcano).
Correction: Dagoth-Ur (the god) defeated Gnomegoth-Ur (the god) in Gnomegoth-Ur (the building) inside Dagoth-Ur (the volcano) beneath Dagoth-Ur (the building)
In a hole in the bottom of the sea
@@thewerdna No, only the volcano has a hyphen. Dagoth Ur (the god) and Dagoth Ur (the building) don't.
Fool, Gnomegoth-Ur (The God) is a God, how can you kill a god? What a tiny and intoxicating innocence.
The existence of Gnomgoth Ur implies the existence of a Gnome Nerevar.
It’s a lizard plushie.
A Gnomrevar if you will
"It did shoot a beam out of its hand that unmade an entire species of weevil" That killed me
RIP, Weevil Devlin.
Being not native I had to go and Google what the hell the weevil is. Upon finding out, despite it being impossible, the joke had unmade me a second time.
So that’s how he honors the sixth gnome house from the gnome tribe unmourned.
"I was fighting them for hours."
Yeah, that sounds like low level Morrowind combat alright.
I also doubt Dagoth Majored in Tubes.
So they were constructing Gnome-kulakhan to drive the mongral Dunmer from Resdayn?
Damn, this shit has layers.
Until it is done.
Rip. And. Tear.
I kinda love the joke about how he has to clarify when Refering to Dagoth Ur, the building or the Volcano.
It would be kinda funny to have one of these where he is confronted for naming too many things after himself. Like Dagoth Ur, the Desk, or Dagoth Ur the Pantry, and so on and so forth.
The gnomes run deep. There’s no escape.
[New Quest Received] Go game with Dagoth Ur
[Optional] Investigate for gnome survivors
[Optional] Leave no survivors
"Dagoth Ur Shoots Up Meth"
You forgot to put the eyes on that butterflies and that mouse on the swing.
SHIT
This is fucking hilarious, I literally laughed out loud. "I was like a Gnome Sauron!" Hahah the dialogue and references were perfect. And the Gnome-Goth' Ur and the gnome heart and giant robot was a great concept.
Can´t believe Dagoth Ur made Gnomevarin have nothing left to do when he finally gets there.
*Thank you for making the Gnomidium canon!*
Although its size and swift defeat were underwhelming. Dagoth keeping the tiny heart on his desk leaves the door open for a sequel. 😉
@@dosbueno2gud Understandable, I am perfectly fine with a lengthy creative gnome break.
But who knows, maybe some day the heart disappears from Dagoth Ur, the desktop...
The mongrel gnomes have been driven from Dagoth Ur (the building). What new adventures await Dagoth Ur (the god)?
This is getting almost to 40k levels of lore.
Dagoth Ur hates the N’wah’s from Commoragh.
How so?
This Stuffed Gnomes -saga has been more interesting than any big budget tv-show in a while.
That being said I cant wait for Pedro Pascal to play Dagoth Ur (the god) in a HBO series coming next summer
Pedro playing Dagoth? Now that’s how you honor the sixth house and the tribes unmourned
In the third age, in the final battle
When the shadows first lengthened, one stood
He chose the path of perpetual torment
In his ravenous hatred he found no peace
And with boiling blood he scoured Dagoth Ur (the place)
Seeking vengeance against the dark garden ornaments who had wronged him
And those that tasted the bite of his Godly might named him
_The Gnome Slayer_
Gnomekulakhan is my favorite thing
thanks
Victory, for Dagoth Ur (The God)!!!
We need more on Gnomegoth Ur.
These have made me want to play Morrowind, though I know it wouldn't be the same magic this is
Same, I had a hard time getting into it but these memes have really made me want to give it another try
@@thomasdevlin5825 As an Argonian
I think my favorite part is the repeated insistence across these videos of the Dwemer Tube basically just being the equivalent of a pool noodle that's common enough to always be within reach
I am joyed to hear that Dagoth Ur (the God) was able to defeat the gnomes under Gnomgoth Ur (the Gnome) under Dagoth Ur (the volcano).
The cool thing about this is maybe dagoth is imagining all this, and he just destroyed a bunch of stuffed dolls or even rocks. They’re in his head all right
“[Gnome-Kulakhan] is Roughly the same *height as me*”
“their machine is roughly the *height of Fargoth”*
Either this is an error, I’m misinterpreting, or Dagoth Ur is a manlet in this universe.
It's the height of Fargoth excluding the tall and pointy hat which brings it up to the height of Dagoth Ur.
@@Supershadow7890 Nice save there.
'the only thing they fear is you' starts playing
The Gnomes did not know that the true weakness of Dagoth Ur resides in his legs
These videos are the reason I am obsessed with Dagoth Ur now.
Suggestion:
1. The heart of Gnomekhan keeps whispering to Dagoth Ur
2. Dagoth Ur runs out of food so he eats the heart of Gnomekhan.
3. Dagoth Ur invites you to his birthday party (you didn't bring a gift and he's sad so he cries)
I'm so glad Dagoth Ur has finally triumphed over the gnomes. When he was fighting them, I was afraid he was going to get the fuck beaten out of his legs again, but luckily he emerged unscathed
Just wait till the GW2 gnomes hear about this one.
ThE GnOmEs ArE cOmInG…
m.ruclips.net/video/gcYyR1XvNY8/видео.html&pp=ygUVdGhlIGdub21lcyBhcmUgY29taW5n
Gnome-Sauron😂
This saga is better than anything on Netflix.
The gnome saga of dagoth ur (the volcano) is probably the best thing you've made yet.
This Gnome saga has been amazing, great job!
Gnomgoth Ur the gnome, Gnomgoth Ur the building or Gnomgoth Ur the volcano?
It implies that there is also a Gnome Nervarean as well. So either Dagoth Ur fills that role or there’s a tiny gnome argonian running around Dagoth Ur(the building)
The Dwarven Crossbow! it came back!
"The gnomes were so thick around me, that I didn't have room to do the song and dance to cast."
⚰️
I was expecting Dagoth Ur (the god) to come to the sobering realization that the gnome vermin managed to complete their Numidium before him. Has he really been trying? Does he _really_ want the responsibility of driving the mongrel dogs of the Imperium from Morrowind? Or has he lost his way from hanging out with the Nerevarine and becoming a RUclipsr?
Should he steel himself and discard those things to remove all distractions from his work? But then again, what could be worth more than friendship?
Dagoth Ur must have gotten into the skooma again...
"unmade an entire species of weevil" that was a good line
I'm glad Dagoth Ur (the god) remembered to keep a dwarven crossbow for home defense. Tally-ho, n'wahs.
Dagoth Ur should go and bother one of the Dagoths to make him a mini-Dagoth out of scrap dwemer stuff.
But the saga has ended. Truly it has been rivetting.
I was not prepared for the misdirection of that closing zinger.
"I saw Nomegoth Ur, Just as shirtless but much smaller." Lovely
Ah yes, it looks like the Gnomes Unmourned have been defeated. The Nerevarine must have so many questions about WTF really went down.
I can just imagine him fucking slaying gnomes with doom music playing. They got gnomed.
This was better than any twist I could have thought. You are truly making art! Thank you so much for the climax of this saga!
The Gnomicide, the Gnomageddon
Just as the Daedra intended.
Dagoth Ur vs. Duende
This had a more satisfying pay off than Game of Thrones by orders of magnitude
Nerevar: "Yeah, but we are listening to Steps-In-Dub, none of that Myr shit."
Be careful with that hat dagoth you don't know what enchantment it might hold.
The way Dagoth Ur the god says "beat the fuck out of it" is too funny
Not sure what's funnier, the Gnome Dagoth or the PS3 joke at the end.
Dagoth used the Gnomacan heart to disappear the Dwem-Dwemr
I am begining to think that Dagoth Ur (the god) is just tripping, and manifesting these gnomes by himself
Welcome Nerevar to the house ungnomed. Meet me in the refurbished heartchamber and bring games, the PlayStation 3 has need of it.
wait does that mean that the Gnomes have a gnome version of Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez too?
A like and a comment are the least i can do to repay you for creating this series
This is a great resolution to the Gnome bit.
The "PS3 has no games brings" me back; New Quest: convince Dagoth Ur to play all of MGS IV
The most unbelievable aspect of this story is the PS3 having games.
true fantasy
This shit is just as good, if not better, than official elder scrolls lore. I will see this through to the end.
Dagoth Ur: The Gnomeslayer
Dagoth Ur stood no chance against the duendes
Rip and tear, Dagoth-Ur, rip and tear!
This deserves more attention than it got
I agree
Dagoth ur (the person) we call the swinging ball thing a newton's cradle.
Here in Morrowind we call it nwah balls
This might be the best one yet
Man this conclusion really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg
Suddenly Gnome Nerevarr shows up with Nerevarr as friends to beat up Dagoth Ur
No No, beat the shit out of his legs so he can't run.
Dagoth ur the gnome breaker.
Blessed be his conquest of the multiverse
Thsi series is peak
It'll take another 10 years before the PS5 finally has games as well.
Do one where he thinks his ash vampires are speaking altmeric behind his back and that he can’t trust anyone
Absolutely brilliant
Now that the Gnome Arc is seemingly concluded I look forward to hearing how many HDMI ports his new TV has. Also how could one say the PS3 has games when it doesn't even have Morrowind?
Did Gnomzura congratulate Dagoth Ur (the god) as the Gnomrevarine, gnome longer bearing the burden of prophecy and free from destiny
gnome lore is more intresting than most of netflix shows
Another goddamn banger.
Amazing lore! Gnome-Goth Ur. GENIUS! Ha, PS 3, a joke, but considering the state of modern gaming, Dagoth Ur, going back several gens in gaming is a good call.
Next, Dagoth Ur reading the Blessings of Sheogorath?
I can't really find any videos of people reading it and it's the perfect job for Dagoth Ur (The Narrator)
Can you make that just tells me he is proud of me, and that things will get better?
i need more gnome saga
So, Dwemer basically didn't disappear but just evolved?
Can’t stop laughing at this one
Is there going to be a Gnomevar?
There's no way this one is real, its so good, so good 🤣
Also could you put all the gnome videos into a single playlist so I can send it to my brother so he doesn't have to dig around?
@@dosbueno2gud thanks G!
Pure art
That PS3 lack of games dig really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg.
You don't have this trouble with kobold
I love this saga 😂
I laughed a lot at this
Lagoth Urio