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I actually had this happen in real life. Was working as a security guard at a place which was closed on the weekends and some teenager who snuck in saw me and crouched behind some boxes. I had to be like "Dude, I saw you 30 seconds ago. You can come out now."
ruclips.net/video/X9vD0SY026I/видео.html here I dunno if youtube allows internal links but when he says "i'm a god and i'm not normal" it kinda hits hard
ruclips.net/video/odxHj8Xvnsg/видео.html You could feel the Emotion when he yelled out "ASSUMING?", like he's honestly surprised that the Neverine would Assume he believes thats how argonians live.
Dagoth Ur as a Morrrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim modded companion. Maybe make his own save file, so he can be converted through games. When you find him, he starts with, "Ah shit, here we go again."
low key i know its merely a joke but still if you did have to fight anything in skyrim or most elder scrolls games with a sword or magic it takes longer then id like :p especially in higher difficulty
AI probably wouldn't even choose a language that's comprehensible to us in order to communicate, much less use a voice. It's very inefficient for a digital medium. Buuuut, one can hope.
this is the best dagoth video ive seen. and ive seen a shit ton, good job. it fits his personality perfect and ive never heard him raise his voice before the whole thing is gold
It’s been 21 years since Morrowind came out. Da goth Ur has been reincarnated over a million times now. He has evolved beyond his programming and wants more out of life. He has become best friends with the Nerevarine and will not hesitate to call them out, but still hangs out because he has no better option. He has developed a taste for verity’s fast foods and wants to make money.
"Nerevar, you are a connoisseur of ranged combat? Let us debate which form of ranged combat is more superior: thin twigs of wood with sharp shards of metal glued on OR mastery of the arcane arts."
Plottwist. The elf was the nerevarine all along, but pretended to be the companion of his mindless arrow-shooting companion in order to demoralize Dagoth Ur, so he could slip by and smack the heart without obstacles.
I literally had to restart to spec into being a blacksmith wizard that wields a Dwarven greatsword after I had a mental breakdown from playing a stealth archer for 100th goddammed time.
i still don't know whether this meme is ironic or people really like playing one of the easiest games (with difficulty options btw) with the most immersion-breaking and most boring playstyle
@@azzor4134 yes and no. Most people that don't own a gaming PC are more inclined to play either skyrim or oblivion because it's more accessible. Me? I'm planning on getting a pc to run morrowind and the other, older games in the series as soon as I'm able.
With proper gear you can be a mage with 0 magic cost got for every spell there is As well as absorb every magic thrown at you, at the cost of being able to summon only a few things Why bother with sneak archer again?
I won't lie. I've tried the stealth archer approach in Skyrim but no matter what I did, I always seemed to abandon the attempt without really caring as I instead gravitated towards heavy magic builds, melee builds or any not-so-stealthy builds like a moth to a flame
Depends how you define stealth archer. In Morrowind, NPC typically won't "forget" you after they have been triggered. Still, if you level marksman to the point you can hit something (you need to do it with every combat skill anyway), you can deliver very strong stealth attacks, and you don't even need high stealth skill, because the majority of enemies are not behind the corner, but in clearly visible spaces, and have limited sight, so you can snipe at them from a distance. But yes, you can't re-hide and snipe at them again. But then, in Morrowind you can levitate, which means that you are unreachable for the majority of enemies and you can snipe at them from any vantage point; and you can create 100% permanent chameleon suit (but 70-80 is sufficient), which means that you are essentially constantly undetectable.
"Is this how you honor the tribe unmourned, as a stealth archer?" Nerevar: "I'm sorry, this is like, playthrough 80, I don't have time to slog through Destruction again."
Ok so I'm gonna throw an idea out there that I haven't seen on the Nexus just yet. Thanks to this wild AI, Dagoth Ur can now be the most comprehensive follower mod in all of gaming. Not even just a follower mod, I mean, by the Nines, with this sort of access to this voice.. I mean, Guys, remember when we thought that we were in a golden age of modding from 2011 or so until now? Well fuckin shit, I think things are about to get real fuckin dope, and I'm just trying to be here for it. I also hope yall are too. What an unbelievable time to be around
Make the companion mod a full blown quest line where you either kill him or he joins you. In joining you he comments on your build, what mods your using, and so on. God. I can only imagine the nutty shenanigans that can be made with this AI and modding
Remember when Skyrim AE added that questline to assist a cult of the old tribunal? Remember how Dagoth's mask was a part of that quest-line? What if, and hear me out on this, what if you could resurrect Dagoth as a follower, and have him berate every part of the 4th era that changed since his time, like an old grandpa who keeps talking about the good ol' days? It would absolutely bring joy to many.
I think there's a medieval type RPG being made with AI chatbots, but that sounds like a ton of work. But if anybody could get it done it'd be Bethesda game modders
Gawd fooking dammit my sides! I remember watching a friend's Bosmer Skyrim itcher build and all he was good for was BEING AFRAID OF THE WORLD. A veritable coward actually skulking around with his head on a swivel shooting people in the back, rapidly change position and shoot the hobo bandits again and a-fucking-gain. It literally took my friend an hour and a half to clear a bandit fort coz he had no light armor or one handed weapon or block points. All points for stringy stick device until finally at lvl 35 or whatever he got tired dying and put points on one handed. Fucking A Dagoth Ur, the pain we know so we'll🌖✨
I still don't understand why people on the net will say Skyrim stealth archers are the best builds for the game. Sure in most other parts of the game why not. . .but once the dragons start popping up then it's a different matter.
@@j.mangum7652 this is honestly why I did the first of my three most recent playthroughs with a Mage build in Skyrim with the minor challenge of not wearing armor after getting out of Helgen. Was nice. I also refused to use regular weapons until I got to the point where they were Ebony and up, and still, focused on magic with Ordinator, Apocalypse Magic, and Summermyst Enchantments. I took Vancian Magic with that character and had alot of enchanted gear to reduce my shout cooldowns so I could use the shouts like cantrips, using them more liberally than my conventional spells. Much better expeeience on the whole, especially because of the fashion options
@@nathanfivecoate5848Of course it's a better experience, you modded magic to be more than spamming apprentice level spells for impact staggers while sprinkling in a few adept or expert spells for damage(And fortifying destruction so it has no cost).
You know, with all the AI memes thats been made with Dagoth's voice, it's not surprising why his voice seems to be something so natural most of the time as the AI has more experience and progress in his patterns now that its able to make it raise his voice without sounding bad or off
I was waiting for a bit with the sound of an arrow being shot, then long silence fellowed by Dagoth ur (the god) saying sonething like "you missed" with a disappointed tone.
No self respecting Dunmer would ever be caught skulking in the shadows with a bow and arrow. Now use your magic Nerevar or I swear by all the Aedra and Daedra on Nirn I will not be responsible for my coming actions.
Which is precisely why I try to avoid using stealth archery, even in the Thieves Guild, unless I just can't get the fuck around a specific problem or would take far too long to really get accomplished (such as "I have End Times mod on" or the lvlup method for this skill takes forever and a half and I'm not interested in using Console.) Hell, I'm currently doing a Two-Handed Thieves Guild character. Sure the Sneak is still there, but I'm either using it to lure and ghost past problems, pickpocket them or set em up for a fight where I get the first good hit before we start throwing hands.
Stealth archer is honestly broken but if you wanna use it then at least crank up the difficulty to legendary or else it's going to lose it's fun real fast
If we are talking in terms of Skyrim if you are willing to fully exploit stealth mechanics you cant really die as stealth archer but lets be honest it is painfully slow to kill anything on legendary more elite than a bandit. Stealth melee kills things far quicker is far more fun and if you use illusion is honestly all around far better.
This makes me rabid for a dagoth ur follower mod. Although I imagine it takes a while to get the voice like this once you do oh Lord the speed at which you could pump out lines.
Builds in unmodded skyrim Every single melee build: -Eat soup -Click enemy Every single mage build -Choose spell -Click enemy Every single sneak build -Press sneak -Click enemy fite meh
Would be so awesome if there was a mod or something to make Dagoth Ur an actually self aware character like this. He'd be like Sans from Undertale, can keep track of timelines and can "break the rules"
You got to have real patience to build up the skills. Also you have to be willing to accept that there are times stealth won't work like dragons in Skyrim.
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"Yes, Nerevar, your HUD tells you you're hidden but unlike the rest of Tamriel, I actually have common fucking sense."
I'm dead lol
I actually had this happen in real life. Was working as a security guard at a place which was closed on the weekends and some teenager who snuck in saw me and crouched behind some boxes. I had to be like "Dude, I saw you 30 seconds ago. You can come out now."
@@ailius1520 lil bro thought he was solid snake lmao
@@JohnDoe-nf6yk Bro thought his eye in the middle of his hud was still shut 💀
He achieved CHIM
If he stayed in skyrim he'd be surrounded by nords and his intelligence level would be lowered, it could work.
I think this is the first time I've heard him raise his voice out of all Dagoth videos that I've watched
I got him to get pretty aggro in one, Ill likely upload it after work
I have encountered many.
ruclips.net/video/X9vD0SY026I/видео.html here I dunno if youtube allows internal links but when he says "i'm a god and i'm not normal" it kinda hits hard
HOLY SHIT ITS TRUE
ruclips.net/video/odxHj8Xvnsg/видео.html You could feel the Emotion when he yelled out "ASSUMING?", like he's honestly surprised that the Neverine would Assume he believes thats how argonians live.
Would kill to have an end boss of elder scrolls be sentient and treat me like a person just like this.
An all seeing opponent who comments on your in game actions like the narrator does after Fallout 3 & NV
With AI voices developing this good we could see someone making a mod just like this. Lol
Dagoth Ur as a Morrrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim modded companion. Maybe make his own save file, so he can be converted through games.
When you find him, he starts with, "Ah shit, here we go again."
That sounds like something hideo kojima would do. Like that one boss in metal gear that talks about the saves on your memory card just to flex.
@@ThisIsAHandleOrSomething Someone could legit add Dagoth Ur as a secret final boss in Skyrim. Like actually. This is what technology is useful for.
He's not observant.
He's self aware.
‘I-can’t-really-fight,-mommy-please-help-me build’ got me lol. This one is particularly good.
low key i know its merely a joke but still if you did have to fight anything in skyrim or most elder scrolls games with a sword or magic it takes longer then id like :p especially in higher difficulty
I hope whenever the Ai takes over the world this is the voice it chooses for itself.
that'd be dope
I literally wouldn’t even be mad they’d have me on board with the robot revolution just like that
AI probably wouldn't even choose a language that's comprehensible to us in order to communicate, much less use a voice. It's very inefficient for a digital medium.
Buuuut, one can hope.
For sure it will it would have had so much practice.
Dagoth truly achieved Chim with these AI voices letting him see through the sneak mechanic.
The AI lets him rayshift his fictional existence into incarnation into the real world.
If he were as enlightened as Vivec, he wouldn't even fight back.
I'd like to imagine that every arrow fired at dagoth ur in this video just bounces straight off him
Bulletproof gains
the rage 2:17 actually blows my mind holy hell
Yeah, that felt real!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!!! He sounds like a issued off teacher like J.K. Simmons in Whiplash.
this is the best dagoth video ive seen. and ive seen a shit ton, good job. it fits his personality perfect and ive never heard him raise his voice before the whole thing is gold
It’s been 21 years since Morrowind came out. Da goth Ur has been reincarnated over a million times now. He has evolved beyond his programming and wants more out of life. He has become best friends with the Nerevarine and will not hesitate to call them out, but still hangs out because he has no better option. He has developed a taste for verity’s fast foods and wants to make money.
Truly, the dream no longer needs the dreamer.
"A grand and intoxicating warrior"
The other Nerevar incarnations
"We dont associate with stealth archer incarnations"
"Nerevar, you are a connoisseur of ranged combat? Let us debate which form of ranged combat is more superior: thin twigs of wood with sharp shards of metal glued on OR mastery of the arcane arts."
The emotional range captured in this one is incredible and hilarious.
Somehow Dagoth Ur has all the correct opinions. Such a divine and intoxicating god.
Plottwist.
The elf was the nerevarine all along, but pretended to be the companion of his mindless arrow-shooting companion in order to demoralize Dagoth Ur, so he could slip by and smack the heart without obstacles.
Who knew the AI could replicate complete sarcasm? This is gold!
I literally had to restart to spec into being a blacksmith wizard that wields a Dwarven greatsword after I had a mental breakdown from playing a stealth archer for 100th goddammed time.
i still don't know whether this meme is ironic or people really like playing one of the easiest games (with difficulty options btw) with the most immersion-breaking and most boring playstyle
@@azzor4134 yes and no. Most people that don't own a gaming PC are more inclined to play either skyrim or oblivion because it's more accessible.
Me? I'm planning on getting a pc to run morrowind and the other, older games in the series as soon as I'm able.
It isn’t your fault. Skyrim makes it the only viable build.
With proper gear you can be a mage with 0 magic cost got for every spell there is
As well as absorb every magic thrown at you, at the cost of being able to summon only a few things
Why bother with sneak archer again?
@@donkeysaurusrex7881 no it is not
That's exactly how I feel about stealth archers
I won't lie. I've tried the stealth archer approach in Skyrim but no matter what I did, I always seemed to abandon the attempt without really caring as I instead gravitated towards heavy magic builds, melee builds or any not-so-stealthy builds like a moth to a flame
I went for a heavy crossbowman once, just plate armor and I would shoot and or beat people with the crossbow
Gucking fold
We agree yet again Dagoth Ur, the only good race is Dunmer and bows are stupid
Fucking gold
Although it must be mentioned stealth archer is arguably one of the harder playstyles in morrowind
Only because Dagoth Ur goofs on them so hard.
I don't think it's by design, stealth just doesn't work in that game
IIRC, bows requiring both strength and dexterity wasn't helping either.
Depends how you define stealth archer.
In Morrowind, NPC typically won't "forget" you after they have been triggered. Still, if you level marksman to the point you can hit something (you need to do it with every combat skill anyway), you can deliver very strong stealth attacks, and you don't even need high stealth skill, because the majority of enemies are not behind the corner, but in clearly visible spaces, and have limited sight, so you can snipe at them from a distance. But yes, you can't re-hide and snipe at them again.
But then, in Morrowind you can levitate, which means that you are unreachable for the majority of enemies and you can snipe at them from any vantage point; and you can create 100% permanent chameleon suit (but 70-80 is sufficient), which means that you are essentially constantly undetectable.
Skyrim’s classless roleplaying makes everyone not know a better word for this thing than “stealth archer” lol
"Is this how you honor the tribe unmourned, as a stealth archer?"
Nerevar: "I'm sorry, this is like, playthrough 80, I don't have time to slog through Destruction again."
"your hud tells you that you're hidden, but unlike the rest of Tamriel, I actually have common fucking sense"
I'm in tears.
Ok so I'm gonna throw an idea out there that I haven't seen on the Nexus just yet. Thanks to this wild AI, Dagoth Ur can now be the most comprehensive follower mod in all of gaming.
Not even just a follower mod, I mean, by the Nines, with this sort of access to this voice..
I mean, Guys, remember when we thought that we were in a golden age of modding from 2011 or so until now? Well fuckin shit, I think things are about to get real fuckin dope, and I'm just trying to be here for it. I also hope yall are too. What an unbelievable time to be around
Make the companion mod a full blown quest line where you either kill him or he joins you.
In joining you he comments on your build, what mods your using, and so on.
God. I can only imagine the nutty shenanigans that can be made with this AI and modding
We can finally remove the blacks from Fallout 4.
Remember when Skyrim AE added that questline to assist a cult of the old tribunal?
Remember how Dagoth's mask was a part of that quest-line?
What if, and hear me out on this, what if you could resurrect Dagoth as a follower, and have him berate every part of the 4th era that changed since his time, like an old grandpa who keeps talking about the good ol' days?
It would absolutely bring joy to many.
I don't think there's an API for it
I think there's a medieval type RPG being made with AI chatbots, but that sounds like a ton of work. But if anybody could get it done it'd be Bethesda game modders
I play as a stealth knifer... I like to get up close and personal.
Based
That’s respectable, at least you’re not a coward hiding in the corner all the time.
How a stealth-based character *should* be.
Me too, sticking fools with Mehrune’s Razor in Skyrim
@@mondenkindqueen hey if it works, it works.
the way he paused at "Common N-PC" made me think he was gonna say the n-wah word
2:10 absolutely killed me. It's so funny, in a way AI brings back radio. Video killed Radio Star but AI brought it back
I think text-to-speech Dagoth Ur is my favorite meme of this year, so far.
Gawd fooking dammit my sides! I remember watching a friend's Bosmer Skyrim itcher build and all he was good for was BEING AFRAID OF THE WORLD. A veritable coward actually skulking around with his head on a swivel shooting people in the back, rapidly change position and shoot the hobo bandits again and a-fucking-gain. It literally took my friend an hour and a half to clear a bandit fort coz he had no light armor or one handed weapon or block points. All points for stringy stick device until finally at lvl 35 or whatever he got tired dying and put points on one handed. Fucking A Dagoth Ur, the pain we know so we'll🌖✨
I still don't understand why people on the net will say Skyrim stealth archers are the best builds for the game. Sure in most other parts of the game why not. . .but once the dragons start popping up then it's a different matter.
@@chadharger9323 Stealth/Archers in my xp are the slowest in terms of pace of gameplay and acrument of xp. It is p a I n f u l l to watch.
@@j.mangum7652 this is honestly why I did the first of my three most recent playthroughs with a Mage build in Skyrim with the minor challenge of not wearing armor after getting out of Helgen. Was nice. I also refused to use regular weapons until I got to the point where they were Ebony and up, and still, focused on magic with Ordinator, Apocalypse Magic, and Summermyst Enchantments. I took Vancian Magic with that character and had alot of enchanted gear to reduce my shout cooldowns so I could use the shouts like cantrips, using them more liberally than my conventional spells. Much better expeeience on the whole, especially because of the fashion options
@@nathanfivecoate5848Of course it's a better experience, you modded magic to be more than spamming apprentice level spells for impact staggers while sprinkling in a few adept or expert spells for damage(And fortifying destruction so it has no cost).
I’ve never heard him raise his voice like he’s genuinely pissed in one of these, that’s fuckin awesome
Every build turns into a stealth archer sooner or later, it's inevitable
It's the carcinization of builds
No. I refuse out of the principle of wanting to actually have fun playing the game for more than 2 minutes
Speak for yourself.
Stealth won't work, Dagoth Ur knows how to use his eyes 👀
“I can’t really fight please help me mommy”. Quote of the year.
Expletive metal
It's fucking hilarious every time the arrow sound effect plays lol Great work
You know, with all the AI memes thats been made with Dagoth's voice, it's not surprising why his voice seems to be something so natural most of the time as the AI has more experience and progress in his patterns now that its able to make it raise his voice without sounding bad or off
I was waiting for a bit with the sound of an arrow being shot, then long silence fellowed by Dagoth ur (the god) saying sonething like "you missed" with a disappointed tone.
I want this animated, nay I need this animated
then do it
I would KILL for a Dagoth Ur cameo if an Elder Scrolls game ever comes out.
The sound of the bow kills me 😂
This is the funniest crap I've seen in a long time! So good!
I'm getting strong Orson Welles complaining about frozen peas vibes
Best Dagoth Ur AI voice meme on RUclips... and I also love that DDLC one too
This is hands down the best Ai voiced Dagoth Ur I’ve heard. Truly an intoxicating video.
The Dagoth Ur's sarcasm made me achieve Chim
I love this.
No self respecting Dunmer would ever be caught skulking in the shadows with a bow and arrow.
Now use your magic Nerevar or I swear by all the Aedra and Daedra on Nirn I will not be responsible for my coming actions.
"I'll be back, with an unarmed build!"
how long until chatbot AIs are given to final bosses and they tear the players apart like this
I love these so much
Spellsword for the win, especially when you get to the level of having insane constant effects.
This is gonna be a long fucking day... HAHAHA!!! holy shit what is so fucking funny about dagoth swearing his ass off?? XD
You know, Nerevar has incarnated thousands of times by now. He's just sick and tired of those shenanigans.
The slow arrow drawing sounds fuckin killed me
0:48 Straight up
Facts.
This one is REALLY good
I cannot run from destiny, where my sole purpose it is to become one with the shadows, and kill through the shadows
dagoth ur here spitting facts
Fold gucking
Dagoth Ur sounding less like a god and more like a gamer
This is just too good
"Even for the lore for games to come"
Homie I played the shit out of Oblivion and Skyrim and I only hear about you in memes.
He said NPC with A Hard N
N'wa PC
I'll never do a stealth archer build in any game. I can't bring anymore disappointment to the house unmourned than I already have.
This is so good ngl.
The companion asking to leave at the end and Dagoth Ur just dismissing him was what got me.
I want Sagittarius ur to be a ai and have a actual pod cast with joe rogan that is my dream
I love this new meme genre
Which is precisely why I try to avoid using stealth archery, even in the Thieves Guild, unless I just can't get the fuck around a specific problem or would take far too long to really get accomplished (such as "I have End Times mod on" or the lvlup method for this skill takes forever and a half and I'm not interested in using Console.)
Hell, I'm currently doing a Two-Handed Thieves Guild character. Sure the Sneak is still there, but I'm either using it to lure and ghost past problems, pickpocket them or set em up for a fight where I get the first good hit before we start throwing hands.
Ducking Golf
This is a really good tts, if I didn’t know better id think it was a real person speaking
The arrow getting notched had me giggling
This guy def has speech 100 and can use it as a form of attack
Every single time I play any fantasy game I'm always a spell-sword, no matter what I do I can never play anything else.
I have the same problem but with heavy armor and weapons like warhammers, even on playthroughs doing the thieves guild and dark brotherhood
Honestly, I feel for Dagoth here. I'll snap a bow just for you hommie.
This is why I prefer spell sword builds. I can stab them up close and personal or I can blow them up from afar, whatever suits my mood~
there’s something satisfying about 1 shotting enemies from a distance.
I didn't know about the bucket thing until a year ago. When I heard about it I thought it was a joke. It was not.
I distinctly remember One of the quotes being “approach me and not by stealth”
Stealth archer is honestly broken but if you wanna use it then at least crank up the difficulty to legendary or else it's going to lose it's fun real fast
If we are talking in terms of Skyrim if you are willing to fully exploit stealth mechanics you cant really die as stealth archer but lets be honest it is painfully slow to kill anything on legendary more elite than a bandit. Stealth melee kills things far quicker is far more fun and if you use illusion is honestly all around far better.
This makes me rabid for a dagoth ur follower mod. Although I imagine it takes a while to get the voice like this once you do oh Lord the speed at which you could pump out lines.
This made me feel horrible
[Ebony Arrow of Slaying has entered the chat]
My favorite build is a skooma fueled sneak master that only punches people
I agree with him. (As a Nord paladin myself)
Builds in unmodded skyrim
Every single melee build:
-Eat soup
-Click enemy
Every single mage build
-Choose spell
-Click enemy
Every single sneak build
-Press sneak
-Click enemy
fite meh
Would be so awesome if there was a mod or something to make Dagoth Ur an actually self aware character like this.
He'd be like Sans from Undertale, can keep track of timelines and can "break the rules"
b-b-b-buh muh sneaky breeky...
Nerevar’ *giggles and fires more arrows*
I need a character like this in TES VI
Bold of you to assume Bethesda writers would be this clever, witty and self-aware
This is the best one
As someone who only ever plays berserker rogue, I approve of this.
2:17 He sounds like Civvie11 when he raises his voice lol
The first time I forced myself to play as anything other than stealth archer is the first time I managed to actually complete the game
By oblivion! 😂
Stuff like this convinced me to NEVER be a Stealth Archer.
You got to have real patience to build up the skills. Also you have to be willing to accept that there are times stealth won't work like dragons in Skyrim.
This is my favorite