I love how he goes from saying "this is what racial bigotry gets you" in regards to alt mer incest then immediately calls argonians livestock farmtools 😂
its not racist. Thats the literal oxford dictionary deffinition of the Argonians. just objects waiting to be used or told what to do. you wouldnt consider an AI Robot a Race of People, so why would you conside a soulless animal which doesnt even breath air or water a Race of People.
I've always rejected the malicath story and instead substitute it with the knowledge of topal the pilot. But eaither way they are still piles of goblin shyte.
For real, I've already forgotten it's AI that is crazy good. I'm so excited for AI! Imagine AI NPCs and player character voices for dynamic radiant events and missions
AI isn't nearly that good from the get-go The channel creator replied to me a while ago on another video and confirmed they have to go through multiple runs and cut different lines together It still requires a lot of human-input
@@scout360pyroz Actually the system they use can take a human performance and morph it to sound like anyone you like. I have the same program. It's not prefect, but it's much better than a full AI system.
@@ncsavant1192I've been playing morrowind recently and I was actually surprised about the crispness of all the audio tracks, maybe it's exclusive of the re-release, but then Dagoth's AI voice is clearly not taken from compressed or low quality audio. I'd say the difference comes from the voice acting in the first place, _how_ the performance delivered those lines lent itself well: a deep, sonorous voice with clear intonations and little variation in general. I'm also guessing it's easier to adjust some things by hand afterwards for that extra touch.
If you’re speaking of the original Falmer, there’s exactly ONE of them. And he’s a simp for the chief boo-hoo-hooer of the Aedra, Auriel. If you’re talking about the variant that can still reproduce, they let themselves be turned into farm tools by the Dwemer, and since then they’ve degenerated into a bunch of albino, eyeless, fuck-ugly bug-fetishists. Goblins in all but name. Next.
After the Nords took over Skyrim, the Snow Elves were forced to migrate underground, where they encountered the Dwemer. The Dwemer accepted them but fed them certain mushrooms that would render their(and future offspring)senses futile. With the Dwemer long gone, the now called Falmer roamed Blackreach with revenge of the outside world. 🤌
Uncle Ruckus hates his own race... Dagoth Ur, at least in this video showed only LOVE for his own race, the Dunmer. He is the OPPOSITE of Uncle Ruckus.
I have a Breton spellsword character named “Nord McStrongfist” and has a dyed blonde beard, he’s trying to fool the nords into thinking he’s actually just a good old axe toting son of Skyrim, even though he melts peoples flesh off
So if you shape some stones just so, so that they will sing when a strong winds blows through them, does that collection of stones count as a Tamrielic race?
I never thought of it this way until I first saw this video, but I love the idea that super nationalist dark elves look at the high elves and think of a culture that is akin to Alabama
It will be one crazy day when the dunmer realize that bretons, like them, are excellent in the usage of magic and weapons, the only difference being their far less prominent elven heritage. Also, imagine if the dunmer realized their Ancestors' Wrath would heighten bretons to an amazing point of magical aptitude.
@@VanityOfEliCLee Firstly, that has absolutely nothing to do with my statement. Secondly, all of the races of Tamriel come from a fantasy archetype, so that statement doesn't make much sense. For example, orcs are dumb brutes, dark elves are assassins and magicians, wood elves use primarily ranged weapons and live in natural homes, nords are viking barbarians.
Imagine a war between bretons and dunmer. Wtf would the dsrk evles even do? Every breton 50% resists every sort of attack their mages have. Which is the majoeity of dunmers way of fighting. And if you try to fight in melee bretons are naturally able to use healing magic greatly reducing their rate of casualtys.
I know that lorkan tricked the aedra into creating nirn but like is there a cohesive chronological order for me to read these events because it would really help my writing XD Looking for sources in game is...not impossible but it gets a bit confusing for me.
After hearing him denigrate Alessia's relationship with Morihaus, I wonder what he would think of Pelinal. And other champions out of the history of Tamriel, not counting player characters.
"Imperial conquest and autocracy were horrendous, but when Nerevar returns and leads a Dunmer Conquest and Autocracy, now that will be a beautiful weekend."
Dagoth Ur just doesn't want to acknowledge that his crush, Azura, created the Khajiit from elves, and declared them to be the smartest, quickest and most beautiful race in Tamriel.
My lord Dagoth, when will your new TV series “Breaking Red Mountain” release? We loyal dreamers are eager to see your divine visage on our screens again.
Imagine learning the entire ancient history of all the peoples of the Earth from a firsthand witness, but the guy teaching you is an extremely racist, immortal superterrorist.
That close connection is also why he hates them so much. Family does fight the hardest, and the Orsimer vs Pre-Dunmer Chimer was basically two cousins getting into a giant scuff. And then proceeding to never forgive each other.
their false god trinimac was trying to persecute the great chimer forbears, so along with the rancid yuckiness of being a fecal fetus race they will endure a lifetime of mockery, also the comparison between the two, dishonors the 6th house and the tribe unmourned.
I wonder if they'll ever release an Elder scrolls game set in an earlier age. Maybe no iron, or maybe really rare iron/steel items. Only stone, Tin, copper, bronze glass and Daedric weapons. Maybe have Snow Elves and Dwemer be playable. Maybe have earlier elves too... Idk... I don't know all of the early lore, but I know its kind of deep. I imagine it would feel like peering into and trying to imagine a Biblical worldview that is before the deluge, so with Nephilim leaders and fallen angels and Chimeras running around... Obviously with Elder Scrolls lore, though. It just seems weird, but also interesting to me that there is so much ancient lore in the Elder Scrolls games that clearly indicates a very different world than the world you actually play in.
I love how Dagoth-Ur gladly calls out eugenics and racial inequality solely when it makes other races look bad but doesn't even try to hide his own racism when he has to deal with "lesser" races
Dagoth Ur: "If you're a dunmer, congrats. Every other conscious life form in existence wants to be you." Me: "Yeah, everyone except Ysgramor and Pelinal Whitestrake."
As an Argonian with a proper education, I will ensure the eradication of 90% of the Dunmer people and capture the remaining 10% for use as Magefire Fodder in future endeavors in retaliation for the slander thrown against my fellow farm- people…my fellow people.
Now Id like to hear Dagoth explain how Morrowind has fared for the past few decades, and explain all the Ls they've been taking. Meanwhile, we Argonians are doing quite fine.
What a surprise the problem was Vivec. Stopped a meteor from crashing into Red Mountain but wasn't smart enough to destroy it or point it at Black Marsh where it would improve local features tremendously. Yet another problem caused by Vivec.
The fact that he just flat out lied about everything to do with Argonians, and then didn’t bring up the fact that they’re literally born soulless and have their souls recycled into them by Sithis worshipping trees is fucking hilarious
Wasn't it Azura that turned the Chimer into Dunmer after Nerevar defeated the Dwemer general on Red Mountain with YOUR help? After the three generals (Vivek, Almelexia, and Sotha Sil) used Kagrenac's tools on the heart of Lorkhan to become the Tribunal? Remember that event?
“The two legged lizards that we know and own” im dead 💀
Descendants of the “slavesaurus” 😂
Right after he just got done explaining High Elves and the flaws of their racial bigotry 😂
Lower case "d" dwarfs 😂
@@crib467and before ranting about imperials oppressing other races for personal gain XDXD
"egg-laying bipedal livestock." 😭
I love how he goes from saying "this is what racial bigotry gets you" in regards to alt mer incest then immediately calls argonians livestock farmtools 😂
its not racist. Thats the literal oxford dictionary deffinition of the Argonians. just objects waiting to be used or told what to do. you wouldnt consider an AI Robot a Race of People, so why would you conside a soulless animal which doesnt even breath air or water a Race of People.
that's the joke
@@TheSuperQuail this was praising it
Was about to say the same thing lmao
That would be ironic IF Argonians were people, which they are not.
"And they became the Orcs, for they were yucky"
had me dying
Me big strong poo-poo!! 😂🤣
No wonder I never liked the orcs
I've always rejected the malicath story and instead substitute it with the knowledge of topal the pilot.
But eaither way they are still piles of goblin shyte.
The Argonian and Khajiit bashing never ceases to make me crack up
and Malacath lol
I mean, when you're so outclassed in every way, you gotta cope somehow
@@TheDapperDragontrue, that's why khajiit and argonian lovers get so defensive about them
As a Khajit main
At this point I don't even feel offended anymore
The lizards that we know and own 🤣
"And they did what prisoners do to pass the time. F*CK."
Man, AI is getting so good, I heard the energy in that one word.
For real, I've already forgotten it's AI that is crazy good. I'm so excited for AI! Imagine AI NPCs and player character voices for dynamic radiant events and missions
I suspect they cut together multiple sequences that had been run through until the desired tone had come out
AI isn't nearly that good from the get-go
The channel creator replied to me a while ago on another video and confirmed they have to go through multiple runs and cut different lines together
It still requires a lot of human-input
@@pharaohsmagician8329well this comment aged poorly 😂
@@scout360pyroz Actually the system they use can take a human performance and morph it to sound like anyone you like. I have the same program. It's not prefect, but it's much better than a full AI system.
I want Dagoth Ur to tell me the entirety of all the elderscrolls lore, including the books, over a 12 hour video. I love this!
This is the way
This would be a good thing to honor the sixth house and tribe unmourned.
What? 12 hours? This is insultingly low! 120 hours you meant to say.
Every single part of this video is perfect and without flaw, so says the 6th house and the tribe unmourned.
All hail Daddy D and the Sixth House Gang!
Fuck the Tribunal
"It'll plateau" they said. "It'll stabilize" they said
Wood elves are allowed to eat animals, they arent purely cannibal. They would love cliff racer: a dinner which runs to you!
No wonder those dirty frenchy's I mean the the britons in Warhammer fantasy get along with those elves.
So Argonians are on the table?
@@ShmandalfQuite literally
A cliff racer should be big enough to pick a male Bosmer and fly away with him lmao
@@mikecampos1193 bretonnia isnt real shut it
“Oh- Oh my… I dare say I feel my Dagoth rising from the Ashen depths of my pantaloons.” 💯
I love the running gag of Dagoth being a massive hypocrite
It’s a symptom of superiority, n’wah
How can a God be a hypocrite? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
Not hypocrisy if it’s true
OK, the orc bit just about killed me. Didn't expect it to suddenly go to preschool playground-tier smack talk. 😂
“ME MALACATH, ME BIG STRONG POOPOO. ME GOD KING OF POOPOO” and the followers of Trinimac rejoiced
I lost everything on this part.
This is absolute perfection and I refuse to change my mind. Comedic fucking gold. All hail Dagoth Ur.
this is a masterpiece from the 6th house and the tribe unmourned!
I swear, Dagoth Ur is the most amazing AI voice of all, I have no idea why, but everything he says sounds so perfect!
my belief is since it is an old game the audio quality is worse, meaning an AI's imperfections don't come off as strong.
@@ncsavant1192help that Dagoth speaks in a sorta flat tone that is easy for the ai to mimic
@@ncsavant1192I've been playing morrowind recently and I was actually surprised about the crispness of all the audio tracks, maybe it's exclusive of the re-release, but then Dagoth's AI voice is clearly not taken from compressed or low quality audio.
I'd say the difference comes from the voice acting in the first place, _how_ the performance delivered those lines lent itself well: a deep, sonorous voice with clear intonations and little variation in general. I'm also guessing it's easier to adjust some things by hand afterwards for that extra touch.
The slaveosaurus is f’n incredible 😂
It did catch me lacking
Clintius Eastwoodius made me spit out my drink laughing 😂👍🏾
Holy shit the the Argonian and Khajiit bits have me in fucking tears
"The two legged lizards that we know and own today" lmfao
What about the Snow Elves? The Falmer are still around to this day.
If you’re speaking of the original Falmer, there’s exactly ONE of them. And he’s a simp for the chief boo-hoo-hooer of the Aedra, Auriel. If you’re talking about the variant that can still reproduce, they let themselves be turned into farm tools by the Dwemer, and since then they’ve degenerated into a bunch of albino, eyeless, fuck-ugly bug-fetishists. Goblins in all but name. Next.
Still better than Argonians and Khajiits....and they're all blind, subterranean, and always hostile.
After the Nords took over Skyrim, the Snow Elves were forced to migrate underground, where they encountered the Dwemer. The Dwemer accepted them but fed them certain mushrooms that would render their(and future offspring)senses futile.
With the Dwemer long gone, the now called Falmer roamed Blackreach with revenge of the outside world. 🤌
@@RGX_DaedraSlayer The were always Falmer. It's just their mer name, like High Elves are Altmer and Dark Elves are Dunmer.
I wouldn't call that "still around"
I lost it at " ME MALACATH! ME BIG STRONG POO-POO!"
Love how he gladly explains (if with a LOT of bias) the origins of Argonians but flat out refuses for the Khajiit.
Learning lore is always more enjoyable when its lord Dagoth teaching you.
He's so woke yet so relentless. A real true neutral situation.
How is Dagoth Ur woke exactly?
@@JudasRose yus
@@JudasRose In other words he's a hypocrite
@@JudasRosenah, he’s just racist lmao.
Average woke person irl lmao
@@JudasRose
DJStudios has blessed us again with yet another Dagoth Ur content that honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.
Truly the uncle ruckus of elder scrolls
Uncle Ruckus hates his own race... Dagoth Ur, at least in this video showed only LOVE for his own race, the Dunmer. He is the OPPOSITE of Uncle Ruckus.
He'd have to be an Orc or an Argonian for that to work, wouldn't he?
@@Brasswatchman No he would be a redguard
**tuba intensifies**
"Voices coarser than Clintius Eastwoodius" 😆
I have a Breton spellsword character named “Nord McStrongfist” and has a dyed blonde beard, he’s trying to fool the nords into thinking he’s actually just a good old axe toting son of Skyrim, even though he melts peoples flesh off
Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?
The Malacath bit had me cackling like a maniac for a good five minutes
This is damned hilarious. A worthwhile level of hilarious.
Indeed
Dagothdammit, ya got me with "Clintius Eastwoodius"
bet you hes a wood elf
So if you shape some stones just so, so that they will sing when a strong winds blows through them, does that collection of stones count as a Tamrielic race?
Yes.
But it will tragically be an outlander.
A beast race, yeah.
I never thought of it this way until I first saw this video, but I love the idea that super nationalist dark elves look at the high elves and think of a culture that is akin to Alabama
Worth. The. Wait.
It will be one crazy day when the dunmer realize that bretons, like them, are excellent in the usage of magic and weapons, the only difference being their far less prominent elven heritage. Also, imagine if the dunmer realized their Ancestors' Wrath would heighten bretons to an amazing point of magical aptitude.
Bretons? You mean the most boring race on Nirn? Even Sloads are more interesting than generic medieval fantasy race.
@@VanityOfEliCLee Firstly, that has absolutely nothing to do with my statement.
Secondly, all of the races of Tamriel come from a fantasy archetype, so that statement doesn't make much sense. For example, orcs are dumb brutes, dark elves are assassins and magicians, wood elves use primarily ranged weapons and live in natural homes, nords are viking barbarians.
@Leeloo_the_fox In the older games, bretons actually had pointy ears.
@@VanityOfEliCLee French fairy tale people are far more interesting than Roman Empire copycat #59128 or Viking copycat #9281547.
Imagine a war between bretons and dunmer. Wtf would the dsrk evles even do? Every breton 50% resists every sort of attack their mages have. Which is the majoeity of dunmers way of fighting. And if you try to fight in melee bretons are naturally able to use healing magic greatly reducing their rate of casualtys.
“Yucky fuckin dulaps” had me rolling
The, "Oh *me* oh *my*" at the Imperial start cracked me
3:02 the slave-asauras LMAO
If Vivec is a poet, Dagoth Ur is a Teacher.
This is now officially my new favorite channel
'I give them 1 or 2 more generations before their offspring resemble Hackdirters' killed me, those guys do look so damn weird
This is pure gold.
I know that lorkan tricked the aedra into creating nirn but like is there a cohesive chronological order for me to read these events because it would really help my writing XD Looking for sources in game is...not impossible but it gets a bit confusing for me.
Probably in uesp or r/teslore
there's no time back then lol, so there's no chronological order of the events pre Dawn. add to that the Dragon Breaks 😂
Every time I hear Dagoth's telling of Malacath's genesis, it is further confirmed for me....
I'm an ork at heart.
I'm so sorry, man. That's rough.
"voices so hoarse as Clintus Eastwoodius" will now enter my everyday language lol
2:04 best joke ever man
After hearing him denigrate Alessia's relationship with Morihaus, I wonder what he would think of Pelinal. And other champions out of the history of Tamriel, not counting player characters.
The disrespect for Khajiit in this is merciless lmao
As a breton main, I cannot help but agree with Daddy Dagoth here.
Don't meet many Breton mains; hail fellow. Good morrow to you!
@Greendawn-di3dl Hail to you as well ser. If you see any of my brothers or sisters, tell the Brahmir the Bronze says hello.
"Yucky fuckin dewlaps" is gonna forever change my vocabulary
“Clinteuss east woodyus”💀💀💀 5:39
Those cornrows were fire! Here’s to more badass hairstyles in tes hammerfell
We gotta one day talk about each of the houses in detail Lord Dagoth lmfaooo
Came here for Argonians and Orcs stayed for the rest
"Fucking Geckos"
Bruh ☠️
"clintus eastwoodius"
I'm done 😂
I'd love to hear Dagoth Ur's feelings about Cheydinhal and Count Andel Indarys.
2:33 Omg I didn't expect the word "doolaps".
"Imperial conquest and autocracy were horrendous, but when Nerevar returns and leads a Dunmer Conquest and Autocracy, now that will be a beautiful weekend."
YAY! I hope he never changes.
Dagoth Ur just doesn't want to acknowledge that his crush, Azura, created the Khajiit from elves, and declared them to be the smartest, quickest and most beautiful race in Tamriel.
When you talk about Malacath poking his hrad out like a turd it made me think about the rhino scene in Ace Ventuta 2.
The part about the orcs is gold 😂
HAHAHA Slaveosaurus! Slavo Rapture Rex XD OMG My Sides! I Can't breath
My lord Dagoth, when will your new TV series “Breaking Red Mountain” release? We loyal dreamers are eager to see your divine visage on our screens again.
His left hand kinda looks like the Ruby Dragon Claw
Right hand
Literally couldn't stop laughing at the orc bit! Love this channel!
Dagoth Ur 2024! We need a leader that's awake with facts and doesn't sleep on the job!
Make Morrowind Great Again.
Imagine learning the entire ancient history of all the peoples of the Earth from a firsthand witness, but the guy teaching you is an extremely racist, immortal superterrorist.
unbelievably based and dagothpilled
I now want a radiant trivia night at a tavern in the next elder scrolls.
The only "unbiased" teacher🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
Edit 1: the nord bashing is unbiased
Why does he have out it for the Orsimer? They were chimer and follow a daedric prince just like the Dunmer.
It was explained pretty well in the video tbh. He paraphrased a bit, but it's fairly accurate.
That close connection is also why he hates them so much. Family does fight the hardest, and the Orsimer vs Pre-Dunmer Chimer was basically two cousins getting into a giant scuff. And then proceeding to never forgive each other.
their false god trinimac was trying to persecute the great chimer forbears, so along with the rancid yuckiness of being a fecal fetus race they will endure a lifetime of mockery, also the comparison between the two, dishonors the 6th house and the tribe unmourned.
Orc equation:
Nords - Sexiness + Incest = Orcs
To be fair, if you tell an orc he's an elf, he'd probably punch you in the face, even though it's technically true.
I wonder if they'll ever release an Elder scrolls game set in an earlier age. Maybe no iron, or maybe really rare iron/steel items. Only stone, Tin, copper, bronze glass and Daedric weapons. Maybe have Snow Elves and Dwemer be playable. Maybe have earlier elves too... Idk...
I don't know all of the early lore, but I know its kind of deep.
I imagine it would feel like peering into and trying to imagine a Biblical worldview that is before the deluge, so with Nephilim leaders and fallen angels and Chimeras running around... Obviously with Elder Scrolls lore, though.
It just seems weird, but also interesting to me that there is so much ancient lore in the Elder Scrolls games that clearly indicates a very different world than the world you actually play in.
That would require Bethesda to have a confident writing team that doesn't retcon main plot points from their previous games to get their point across.
@@CrizzyEyes Yeah... I guess if they did a prequel that far back in their lore it could ruin the lore also if it isn't handled properly.
I love his distaste for imperial subjugation but there’s of course no problem in Dunmer owning slaves
Oh my word, clintus Eastwoodius! I think I blacked out for a second, so good!
"Clintus Eastwoodius." 🤣🤣
Keep slangin these videos out
Honestly I'm so much less bored listening to dagoths history lesson than when I tried not to fall asleep in school
YEAH NEW UPLOAD
I love how Dagoth-Ur gladly calls out eugenics and racial inequality solely when it makes other races look bad but doesn't even try to hide his own racism when he has to deal with "lesser" races
That’s the joke…
@@Fourtune1 Wow, its almost like I said I like the joke
How's he being racist It's just blatantly true Farm tools are farm tools
I have replayed ME BIG STRONG POO POO! about a thousand times lol
When he said "hack sawed their way" through "good people", he was talking about the Dwemer who were driven out or killed by the Redguard.
That was great, definitely worthy of a 2nd listening as I cook dinner.
🎉
This is the best version of this meme I've seen
Dagoth ur: Racial biggotry the worst, also dagoth: fuck all other races
I can't help it, I've been watching anything Dagoth Ur I can find. So dang hilarious
Another quality production
Dagoth Ur, I have performed the sacred ritual and held my thumb up, as well as write to you on this parchment below.
Remember kids, around elves, watch yourselves
It goes like this Argonians-Khajit- Humans-Elfs-Deadra-Dunmer
Dagoth Ur: "If you're a dunmer, congrats. Every other conscious life form in existence wants to be you."
Me: "Yeah, everyone except Ysgramor and Pelinal Whitestrake."
dude i thought i knew nearly everything about the lore of the elder scrolls but damn this channel keeps proving me wrong
As an Argonian with a proper education, I will ensure the eradication of 90% of the Dunmer people and capture the remaining 10% for use as Magefire Fodder in future endeavors in retaliation for the slander thrown against my fellow farm- people…my fellow people.
Back to the plantation farm tool.
Now Id like to hear Dagoth explain how Morrowind has fared for the past few decades, and explain all the Ls they've been taking. Meanwhile, we Argonians are doing quite fine.
What a surprise the problem was Vivec. Stopped a meteor from crashing into Red Mountain but wasn't smart enough to destroy it or point it at Black Marsh where it would improve local features tremendously. Yet another problem caused by Vivec.
The AI is so good that i wouldnt blame someone for thinking this is an actual person
Technically speaking, nobody even had a fuckfest before that first one by the gods, right? No competition.
The fact that he just flat out lied about everything to do with Argonians, and then didn’t bring up the fact that they’re literally born soulless and have their souls recycled into them by Sithis worshipping trees is fucking hilarious
Dagoth being jealous of the Redguard is very on brand
“We know and own today”
That book reading section towards the end is legitimately the funniest Elderscrolls joke I have ever seen
Wasn't it Azura that turned the Chimer into Dunmer after Nerevar defeated the Dwemer general on Red Mountain with YOUR help? After the three generals (Vivek, Almelexia, and Sotha Sil) used Kagrenac's tools on the heart of Lorkhan to become the Tribunal? Remember that event?