Dagoth Ur Breaks Down the Origins of Tamrielic Races

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024
  • In his typical unbiased fashion, Dagoth Ur breaks down the origins of Tamriel's ten playable races.
    (A.I. meme.)

Комментарии • 444

  • @Jay3up
    @Jay3up Год назад +1722

    “The two legged lizards that we know and own” im dead 💀

    • @velkonemriam1935
      @velkonemriam1935 Год назад +125

      Descendants of the “slavesaurus” 😂

    • @crib467
      @crib467 Год назад +52

      Right after he just got done explaining High Elves and the flaws of their racial bigotry 😂

    • @nobodyspecial115
      @nobodyspecial115 Год назад +15

      Lower case "d" dwarfs 😂

    • @cesare_1302
      @cesare_1302 Год назад +17

      ​@@crib467and before ranting about imperials oppressing other races for personal gain XDXD

    • @CraigStCyrPlus
      @CraigStCyrPlus 11 месяцев назад +6

      "egg-laying bipedal livestock." 😭

  • @Jaden-Ring
    @Jaden-Ring Год назад +2540

    I love how he goes from saying "this is what racial bigotry gets you" in regards to alt mer incest then immediately calls argonians livestock farmtools 😂

    • @BreddyK
      @BreddyK Год назад +1

      its not racist. Thats the literal oxford dictionary deffinition of the Argonians. just objects waiting to be used or told what to do. you wouldnt consider an AI Robot a Race of People, so why would you conside a soulless animal which doesnt even breath air or water a Race of People.

    • @TheSuperQuail
      @TheSuperQuail Год назад +79

      that's the joke

    • @Jaden-Ring
      @Jaden-Ring Год назад +160

      @@TheSuperQuail this was praising it

    • @castantino
      @castantino Год назад +7

      Was about to say the same thing lmao

    • @jam34786
      @jam34786 Год назад +126

      That would be ironic IF Argonians were people, which they are not.

  • @SleepingSage308
    @SleepingSage308 Год назад +896

    "And they became the Orcs, for they were yucky"

    • @mohawk4759
      @mohawk4759 Год назад +31

      had me dying

    • @privateupdate3747
      @privateupdate3747 11 месяцев назад +16

      Me big strong poo-poo!! 😂🤣

    • @madisonsosa21
      @madisonsosa21 9 месяцев назад +5

      No wonder I never liked the orcs

    • @JanosBanics
      @JanosBanics 2 месяца назад +1

      I've always rejected the malicath story and instead substitute it with the knowledge of topal the pilot.
      But eaither way they are still piles of goblin shyte.

  • @majstks3333
    @majstks3333 Год назад +851

    The Argonian and Khajiit bashing never ceases to make me crack up

    • @currentlyAddictedToKebab
      @currentlyAddictedToKebab Год назад +43

      and Malacath lol

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon Год назад +8

      I mean, when you're so outclassed in every way, you gotta cope somehow

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Год назад +16

      ​@@TheDapperDragontrue, that's why khajiit and argonian lovers get so defensive about them

    • @HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle
      @HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle Год назад +17

      As a Khajit main
      At this point I don't even feel offended anymore

    • @AL-gy8fx
      @AL-gy8fx Год назад +8

      The lizards that we know and own 🤣

  • @mehlessmidori602
    @mehlessmidori602 Год назад +979

    "And they did what prisoners do to pass the time. F*CK."
    Man, AI is getting so good, I heard the energy in that one word.

    • @pharaohsmagician8329
      @pharaohsmagician8329 Год назад +46

      For real, I've already forgotten it's AI that is crazy good. I'm so excited for AI! Imagine AI NPCs and player character voices for dynamic radiant events and missions

    • @scout360pyroz
      @scout360pyroz Год назад +19

      I suspect they cut together multiple sequences that had been run through until the desired tone had come out

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 Год назад +37

      AI isn't nearly that good from the get-go
      The channel creator replied to me a while ago on another video and confirmed they have to go through multiple runs and cut different lines together
      It still requires a lot of human-input

    • @loveableheathen7441
      @loveableheathen7441 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@pharaohsmagician8329well this comment aged poorly 😂

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling Месяц назад

      @@scout360pyroz Actually the system they use can take a human performance and morph it to sound like anyone you like. I have the same program. It's not prefect, but it's much better than a full AI system.

  • @Maadson
    @Maadson Год назад +512

    I want Dagoth Ur to tell me the entirety of all the elderscrolls lore, including the books, over a 12 hour video. I love this!

    • @velkonemriam1935
      @velkonemriam1935 Год назад +17

      This is the way

    • @Pyrodorah
      @Pyrodorah Год назад +34

      This would be a good thing to honor the sixth house and tribe unmourned.

    • @GrigoryRechistov
      @GrigoryRechistov Месяц назад +1

      What? 12 hours? This is insultingly low! 120 hours you meant to say.

  • @jasonpowerz360
    @jasonpowerz360 Год назад +858

    Every single part of this video is perfect and without flaw, so says the 6th house and the tribe unmourned.

    • @jacobadam6804
      @jacobadam6804 Год назад +11

      All hail Daddy D and the Sixth House Gang!

    • @Karstodes
      @Karstodes Год назад

      Fuck the Tribunal

    • @Shmandalf
      @Shmandalf Год назад +7

      "It'll plateau" they said. "It'll stabilize" they said

  • @HGeorge1993
    @HGeorge1993 Год назад +375

    Wood elves are allowed to eat animals, they arent purely cannibal. They would love cliff racer: a dinner which runs to you!

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 Год назад +34

      No wonder those dirty frenchy's I mean the the britons in Warhammer fantasy get along with those elves.

    • @Shmandalf
      @Shmandalf Год назад +20

      So Argonians are on the table?

    • @joebob7483
      @joebob7483 Год назад +34

      @@ShmandalfQuite literally

    • @firstnamelastname5925
      @firstnamelastname5925 9 месяцев назад +5

      A cliff racer should be big enough to pick a male Bosmer and fly away with him lmao

    • @qhu3878
      @qhu3878 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@mikecampos1193 bretonnia isnt real shut it

  • @wlwl_
    @wlwl_ Год назад +154

    “Oh- Oh my… I dare say I feel my Dagoth rising from the Ashen depths of my pantaloons.” 💯

  • @AndrosynthNuclear
    @AndrosynthNuclear Год назад +248

    I love the running gag of Dagoth being a massive hypocrite

    • @a.j.carter2294
      @a.j.carter2294 10 месяцев назад +37

      It’s a symptom of superiority, n’wah

    • @cowboydan507
      @cowboydan507 8 месяцев назад +39

      How can a God be a hypocrite? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!

    • @randolfshemhusain2298
      @randolfshemhusain2298 Месяц назад +2

      Not hypocrisy if it’s true

  • @DisIzDaName
    @DisIzDaName Год назад +133

    OK, the orc bit just about killed me. Didn't expect it to suddenly go to preschool playground-tier smack talk. 😂

  • @sithdragon3333
    @sithdragon3333 Год назад +157

    “ME MALACATH, ME BIG STRONG POOPOO. ME GOD KING OF POOPOO” and the followers of Trinimac rejoiced

  • @boopaloop
    @boopaloop Год назад +167

    This is absolute perfection and I refuse to change my mind. Comedic fucking gold. All hail Dagoth Ur.

    • @plutoniumfartblade
      @plutoniumfartblade Год назад +3

      this is a masterpiece from the 6th house and the tribe unmourned!

  • @archdiangelo7930
    @archdiangelo7930 Год назад +142

    I swear, Dagoth Ur is the most amazing AI voice of all, I have no idea why, but everything he says sounds so perfect!

    • @ncsavant1192
      @ncsavant1192 Год назад +31

      my belief is since it is an old game the audio quality is worse, meaning an AI's imperfections don't come off as strong.

    • @h3069
      @h3069 11 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@ncsavant1192help that Dagoth speaks in a sorta flat tone that is easy for the ai to mimic

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@ncsavant1192I've been playing morrowind recently and I was actually surprised about the crispness of all the audio tracks, maybe it's exclusive of the re-release, but then Dagoth's AI voice is clearly not taken from compressed or low quality audio.
      I'd say the difference comes from the voice acting in the first place, _how_ the performance delivered those lines lent itself well: a deep, sonorous voice with clear intonations and little variation in general. I'm also guessing it's easier to adjust some things by hand afterwards for that extra touch.

  • @kodywatts6886
    @kodywatts6886 Год назад +218

    The slaveosaurus is f’n incredible 😂

    • @andymk8951
      @andymk8951 5 месяцев назад +1

      It did catch me lacking

  • @JaelaOrdo
    @JaelaOrdo Год назад +166

    Clintius Eastwoodius made me spit out my drink laughing 😂👍🏾

  • @kyle21843
    @kyle21843 3 месяца назад +8

    Holy shit the the Argonian and Khajiit bits have me in fucking tears
    "The two legged lizards that we know and own today" lmfao

  • @mrkeller8000
    @mrkeller8000 Год назад +92

    What about the Snow Elves? The Falmer are still around to this day.

    • @willrogers3793
      @willrogers3793 Год назад

      If you’re speaking of the original Falmer, there’s exactly ONE of them. And he’s a simp for the chief boo-hoo-hooer of the Aedra, Auriel. If you’re talking about the variant that can still reproduce, they let themselves be turned into farm tools by the Dwemer, and since then they’ve degenerated into a bunch of albino, eyeless, fuck-ugly bug-fetishists. Goblins in all but name. Next.

    • @rifleman1002
      @rifleman1002 Год назад +51

      Still better than Argonians and Khajiits....and they're all blind, subterranean, and always hostile.

    • @RGX_DaedraSlayer
      @RGX_DaedraSlayer Год назад +26

      After the Nords took over Skyrim, the Snow Elves were forced to migrate underground, where they encountered the Dwemer. The Dwemer accepted them but fed them certain mushrooms that would render their(and future offspring)senses futile.
      With the Dwemer long gone, the now called Falmer roamed Blackreach with revenge of the outside world. 🤌

    • @mrkeller8000
      @mrkeller8000 Год назад +8

      @@RGX_DaedraSlayer The were always Falmer. It's just their mer name, like High Elves are Altmer and Dark Elves are Dunmer.

    • @KnoxCarbon
      @KnoxCarbon Год назад +5

      I wouldn't call that "still around"

  • @stankmcdankton6204
    @stankmcdankton6204 Год назад +36

    I lost it at " ME MALACATH! ME BIG STRONG POO-POO!"

  • @mercifulmoff
    @mercifulmoff 5 месяцев назад +15

    Love how he gladly explains (if with a LOT of bias) the origins of Argonians but flat out refuses for the Khajiit.

  • @CreepyMF
    @CreepyMF Год назад +116

    Learning lore is always more enjoyable when its lord Dagoth teaching you.

  • @JC-oq5ex
    @JC-oq5ex Год назад +424

    He's so woke yet so relentless. A real true neutral situation.

    • @Robertward111
      @Robertward111 Год назад +11

      How is Dagoth Ur woke exactly?

    • @Robertward111
      @Robertward111 Год назад +3

      @@JudasRose yus

    • @sekhmet7774
      @sekhmet7774 Год назад +23

      @@JudasRose In other words he's a hypocrite

    • @WatersAbove77
      @WatersAbove77 Год назад

      @@JudasRosenah, he’s just racist lmao.

    • @The_WatchList
      @The_WatchList Год назад +9

      Average woke person irl lmao
      @@JudasRose

  • @fabiannathanael9859
    @fabiannathanael9859 Год назад +59

    DJStudios has blessed us again with yet another Dagoth Ur content that honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.

  • @yarus5889
    @yarus5889 Год назад +107

    Truly the uncle ruckus of elder scrolls

    • @Chrisfragger1
      @Chrisfragger1 Год назад

      Uncle Ruckus hates his own race... Dagoth Ur, at least in this video showed only LOVE for his own race, the Dunmer. He is the OPPOSITE of Uncle Ruckus.

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman Год назад +11

      He'd have to be an Orc or an Argonian for that to work, wouldn't he?

    • @seangambogi7901
      @seangambogi7901 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Brasswatchman No he would be a redguard

    • @antitheist3206
      @antitheist3206 23 дня назад

      **tuba intensifies**

  • @Daniel_Lancelin
    @Daniel_Lancelin Год назад +24

    "Voices coarser than Clintius Eastwoodius" 😆

  • @daltooinewestwood6380
    @daltooinewestwood6380 Год назад +31

    I have a Breton spellsword character named “Nord McStrongfist” and has a dyed blonde beard, he’s trying to fool the nords into thinking he’s actually just a good old axe toting son of Skyrim, even though he melts peoples flesh off

    • @cowboydan507
      @cowboydan507 5 месяцев назад +4

      Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?

  • @TheRealKingDedede
    @TheRealKingDedede Год назад +18

    The Malacath bit had me cackling like a maniac for a good five minutes

  • @multiHappyHacker
    @multiHappyHacker Год назад +51

    This is damned hilarious. A worthwhile level of hilarious.

  • @WillMauz
    @WillMauz Год назад +32

    Dagothdammit, ya got me with "Clintius Eastwoodius"

    • @AHAXZennie
      @AHAXZennie 4 месяца назад

      bet you hes a wood elf

  • @ornu01
    @ornu01 Год назад +63

    So if you shape some stones just so, so that they will sing when a strong winds blows through them, does that collection of stones count as a Tamrielic race?

  • @robrib2682
    @robrib2682 Год назад +65

    I never thought of it this way until I first saw this video, but I love the idea that super nationalist dark elves look at the high elves and think of a culture that is akin to Alabama

  • @knightslegion1731
    @knightslegion1731 Год назад +26

    Worth. The. Wait.

  • @Tomewarden
    @Tomewarden Год назад +43

    It will be one crazy day when the dunmer realize that bretons, like them, are excellent in the usage of magic and weapons, the only difference being their far less prominent elven heritage. Also, imagine if the dunmer realized their Ancestors' Wrath would heighten bretons to an amazing point of magical aptitude.

    • @VanityOfEliCLee
      @VanityOfEliCLee Год назад +6

      Bretons? You mean the most boring race on Nirn? Even Sloads are more interesting than generic medieval fantasy race.

    • @Tomewarden
      @Tomewarden Год назад +18

      @@VanityOfEliCLee Firstly, that has absolutely nothing to do with my statement.
      Secondly, all of the races of Tamriel come from a fantasy archetype, so that statement doesn't make much sense. For example, orcs are dumb brutes, dark elves are assassins and magicians, wood elves use primarily ranged weapons and live in natural homes, nords are viking barbarians.

    • @Tomewarden
      @Tomewarden Год назад +10

      @Leeloo_the_fox In the older games, bretons actually had pointy ears.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 3 месяца назад +4

      @@VanityOfEliCLee French fairy tale people are far more interesting than Roman Empire copycat #59128 or Viking copycat #9281547.

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 3 месяца назад +2

      Imagine a war between bretons and dunmer. Wtf would the dsrk evles even do? Every breton 50% resists every sort of attack their mages have. Which is the majoeity of dunmers way of fighting. And if you try to fight in melee bretons are naturally able to use healing magic greatly reducing their rate of casualtys.

  • @juststvn
    @juststvn Год назад +11

    “Yucky fuckin dulaps” had me rolling

  • @liamp9115
    @liamp9115 Год назад +8

    The, "Oh *me* oh *my*" at the Imperial start cracked me

  • @themagalanium9491
    @themagalanium9491 Год назад +9

    3:02 the slave-asauras LMAO

  • @cwalser544
    @cwalser544 Год назад +21

    If Vivec is a poet, Dagoth Ur is a Teacher.

  • @diablohorer
    @diablohorer 11 месяцев назад +3

    This is now officially my new favorite channel

  • @Weldedhodag
    @Weldedhodag 2 месяца назад +2

    'I give them 1 or 2 more generations before their offspring resemble Hackdirters' killed me, those guys do look so damn weird

  • @markis7600
    @markis7600 Год назад +19

    This is pure gold.

  • @lillxproductions3234
    @lillxproductions3234 Год назад +24

    I know that lorkan tricked the aedra into creating nirn but like is there a cohesive chronological order for me to read these events because it would really help my writing XD Looking for sources in game is...not impossible but it gets a bit confusing for me.

    • @caixucook3
      @caixucook3 Год назад +5

      Probably in uesp or r/teslore

    • @ravinosaurus
      @ravinosaurus Год назад +10

      there's no time back then lol, so there's no chronological order of the events pre Dawn. add to that the Dragon Breaks 😂

  • @MrVicenteInezAlvarez
    @MrVicenteInezAlvarez Год назад +40

    Every time I hear Dagoth's telling of Malacath's genesis, it is further confirmed for me....
    I'm an ork at heart.

    • @blurqeqoherds
      @blurqeqoherds 10 месяцев назад +11

      I'm so sorry, man. That's rough.

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey Год назад +5

    "voices so hoarse as Clintus Eastwoodius" will now enter my everyday language lol

  • @ifoundatoucan8627
    @ifoundatoucan8627 8 месяцев назад +3

    2:04 best joke ever man

  • @RorytheRomulan
    @RorytheRomulan Год назад +10

    After hearing him denigrate Alessia's relationship with Morihaus, I wonder what he would think of Pelinal. And other champions out of the history of Tamriel, not counting player characters.

  • @wonkydonk9073
    @wonkydonk9073 Год назад +10

    The disrespect for Khajiit in this is merciless lmao

  • @Frozenkoldfury
    @Frozenkoldfury Год назад +13

    As a breton main, I cannot help but agree with Daddy Dagoth here.

    • @Greendawn-di3dl
      @Greendawn-di3dl 8 месяцев назад

      Don't meet many Breton mains; hail fellow. Good morrow to you!

    • @Frozenkoldfury
      @Frozenkoldfury 8 месяцев назад +1

      @Greendawn-di3dl Hail to you as well ser. If you see any of my brothers or sisters, tell the Brahmir the Bronze says hello.

  • @Crescnt-Mage
    @Crescnt-Mage Месяц назад +1

    "Yucky fuckin dewlaps" is gonna forever change my vocabulary

  • @reapermaster1453
    @reapermaster1453 Год назад +4

    “Clinteuss east woodyus”💀💀💀 5:39

  • @brotherblaze8799
    @brotherblaze8799 Год назад +16

    Those cornrows were fire! Here’s to more badass hairstyles in tes hammerfell

  • @Quigmman
    @Quigmman Год назад +8

    We gotta one day talk about each of the houses in detail Lord Dagoth lmfaooo

  • @C4NIVORE9273
    @C4NIVORE9273 Год назад +11

    Came here for Argonians and Orcs stayed for the rest

  • @flutterymuffins
    @flutterymuffins Месяц назад +2

    "Fucking Geckos"
    Bruh ☠️

  • @JonWebb-dd7hh
    @JonWebb-dd7hh 11 месяцев назад +3

    "clintus eastwoodius"
    I'm done 😂

  • @marysherrill6918
    @marysherrill6918 Год назад +8

    I'd love to hear Dagoth Ur's feelings about Cheydinhal and Count Andel Indarys.

  • @omegawilliam95s36
    @omegawilliam95s36 Год назад +2

    2:33 Omg I didn't expect the word "doolaps".

  • @maxwellgarner3445
    @maxwellgarner3445 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Imperial conquest and autocracy were horrendous, but when Nerevar returns and leads a Dunmer Conquest and Autocracy, now that will be a beautiful weekend."

  • @Dalton791000
    @Dalton791000 Год назад +5

    YAY! I hope he never changes.

  • @Nyrufa
    @Nyrufa 11 месяцев назад +12

    Dagoth Ur just doesn't want to acknowledge that his crush, Azura, created the Khajiit from elves, and declared them to be the smartest, quickest and most beautiful race in Tamriel.

  • @keithbecknell6994
    @keithbecknell6994 Год назад +2

    When you talk about Malacath poking his hrad out like a turd it made me think about the rhino scene in Ace Ventuta 2.

  • @auranecropolis2848
    @auranecropolis2848 Год назад +7

    The part about the orcs is gold 😂

  • @ozmul5810
    @ozmul5810 Год назад +11

    HAHAHA Slaveosaurus! Slavo Rapture Rex XD OMG My Sides! I Can't breath

  • @voryndagothDL
    @voryndagothDL Год назад +3

    My lord Dagoth, when will your new TV series “Breaking Red Mountain” release? We loyal dreamers are eager to see your divine visage on our screens again.

  • @beveragebrit
    @beveragebrit Год назад +6

    His left hand kinda looks like the Ruby Dragon Claw

    • @T_Kelso
      @T_Kelso 9 месяцев назад +1

      Right hand

  • @vanders4198
    @vanders4198 Год назад +2

    Literally couldn't stop laughing at the orc bit! Love this channel!

  • @mayt4816
    @mayt4816 Год назад +8

    Dagoth Ur 2024! We need a leader that's awake with facts and doesn't sleep on the job!

  • @Daniel_Lancelin
    @Daniel_Lancelin Год назад +6

    Imagine learning the entire ancient history of all the peoples of the Earth from a firsthand witness, but the guy teaching you is an extremely racist, immortal superterrorist.

  • @torrent6181
    @torrent6181 Год назад +12

    unbelievably based and dagothpilled

  • @YLS8763
    @YLS8763 2 месяца назад +1

    I now want a radiant trivia night at a tavern in the next elder scrolls.

  • @NCR_vet_ranger2347
    @NCR_vet_ranger2347 4 месяца назад +2

    The only "unbiased" teacher🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
    Edit 1: the nord bashing is unbiased

  • @SpiritOfSpite
    @SpiritOfSpite Год назад +7

    Why does he have out it for the Orsimer? They were chimer and follow a daedric prince just like the Dunmer.

    • @whatbroicanhave50character35
      @whatbroicanhave50character35 Год назад +16

      It was explained pretty well in the video tbh. He paraphrased a bit, but it's fairly accurate.

    • @Rukdug
      @Rukdug Год назад +17

      That close connection is also why he hates them so much. Family does fight the hardest, and the Orsimer vs Pre-Dunmer Chimer was basically two cousins getting into a giant scuff. And then proceeding to never forgive each other.

    • @RionCousland
      @RionCousland Год назад

      their false god trinimac was trying to persecute the great chimer forbears, so along with the rancid yuckiness of being a fecal fetus race they will endure a lifetime of mockery, also the comparison between the two, dishonors the 6th house and the tribe unmourned.

    • @mehlessmidori602
      @mehlessmidori602 Год назад

      Orc equation:
      Nords - Sexiness + Incest = Orcs

    • @Lord_of_the_sixth_house
      @Lord_of_the_sixth_house Год назад +1

      To be fair, if you tell an orc he's an elf, he'd probably punch you in the face, even though it's technically true.

  • @buckaroobonzai2909
    @buckaroobonzai2909 Год назад +20

    I wonder if they'll ever release an Elder scrolls game set in an earlier age. Maybe no iron, or maybe really rare iron/steel items. Only stone, Tin, copper, bronze glass and Daedric weapons. Maybe have Snow Elves and Dwemer be playable. Maybe have earlier elves too... Idk...
    I don't know all of the early lore, but I know its kind of deep.
    I imagine it would feel like peering into and trying to imagine a Biblical worldview that is before the deluge, so with Nephilim leaders and fallen angels and Chimeras running around... Obviously with Elder Scrolls lore, though.
    It just seems weird, but also interesting to me that there is so much ancient lore in the Elder Scrolls games that clearly indicates a very different world than the world you actually play in.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 3 месяца назад

      That would require Bethesda to have a confident writing team that doesn't retcon main plot points from their previous games to get their point across.

    • @buckaroobonzai2909
      @buckaroobonzai2909 3 месяца назад

      @@CrizzyEyes Yeah... I guess if they did a prequel that far back in their lore it could ruin the lore also if it isn't handled properly.

  • @valentinopetrone8300
    @valentinopetrone8300 15 дней назад +1

    I love his distaste for imperial subjugation but there’s of course no problem in Dunmer owning slaves

  • @Unomonoloco
    @Unomonoloco 8 месяцев назад +1

    Oh my word, clintus Eastwoodius! I think I blacked out for a second, so good!

  • @davidcriff
    @davidcriff Год назад +3

    "Clintus Eastwoodius." 🤣🤣

  • @coomr419
    @coomr419 Год назад +6

    Keep slangin these videos out

  • @ultrainstinctbroly4333
    @ultrainstinctbroly4333 9 месяцев назад +1

    Honestly I'm so much less bored listening to dagoths history lesson than when I tried not to fall asleep in school

  • @Celestial914
    @Celestial914 Год назад +2

    YEAH NEW UPLOAD

  • @BonnieBoestar
    @BonnieBoestar 11 месяцев назад +5

    I love how Dagoth-Ur gladly calls out eugenics and racial inequality solely when it makes other races look bad but doesn't even try to hide his own racism when he has to deal with "lesser" races

    • @Fourtune1
      @Fourtune1 11 месяцев назад +1

      That’s the joke…

    • @BonnieBoestar
      @BonnieBoestar 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Fourtune1 Wow, its almost like I said I like the joke

    • @DoomUvb
      @DoomUvb 6 месяцев назад

      How's he being racist It's just blatantly true Farm tools are farm tools

  • @Colleywoodstudios
    @Colleywoodstudios 11 месяцев назад +2

    I have replayed ME BIG STRONG POO POO! about a thousand times lol

  • @Soloong_Gaybowzer
    @Soloong_Gaybowzer 5 месяцев назад

    When he said "hack sawed their way" through "good people", he was talking about the Dwemer who were driven out or killed by the Redguard.

  • @WalterCostello-iw6fy
    @WalterCostello-iw6fy 6 месяцев назад

    That was great, definitely worthy of a 2nd listening as I cook dinner.
    🎉

  • @TheSkelzore
    @TheSkelzore 4 месяца назад

    This is the best version of this meme I've seen

  • @TheHorror123456789
    @TheHorror123456789 Год назад +3

    Dagoth ur: Racial biggotry the worst, also dagoth: fuck all other races

  • @Loki087
    @Loki087 10 месяцев назад

    I can't help it, I've been watching anything Dagoth Ur I can find. So dang hilarious

  • @kylehankins5988
    @kylehankins5988 Год назад +1

    Another quality production

  • @moore2077
    @moore2077 Год назад +1

    Dagoth Ur, I have performed the sacred ritual and held my thumb up, as well as write to you on this parchment below.

  • @moriarty6958
    @moriarty6958 11 месяцев назад +1

    Remember kids, around elves, watch yourselves

  • @originalw01theonlyone
    @originalw01theonlyone 2 месяца назад

    It goes like this Argonians-Khajit- Humans-Elfs-Deadra-Dunmer

  • @meleefox3218
    @meleefox3218 4 месяца назад

    Dagoth Ur: "If you're a dunmer, congrats. Every other conscious life form in existence wants to be you."
    Me: "Yeah, everyone except Ysgramor and Pelinal Whitestrake."

  • @bigbruh1235
    @bigbruh1235 6 месяцев назад

    dude i thought i knew nearly everything about the lore of the elder scrolls but damn this channel keeps proving me wrong

  • @lemonlefleur6236
    @lemonlefleur6236 Год назад +18

    As an Argonian with a proper education, I will ensure the eradication of 90% of the Dunmer people and capture the remaining 10% for use as Magefire Fodder in future endeavors in retaliation for the slander thrown against my fellow farm- people…my fellow people.

    • @cowboydan507
      @cowboydan507 4 месяца назад +1

      Back to the plantation farm tool.

  • @BestWayKilla
    @BestWayKilla Год назад +21

    Now Id like to hear Dagoth explain how Morrowind has fared for the past few decades, and explain all the Ls they've been taking. Meanwhile, we Argonians are doing quite fine.

    • @joshuaanderson1712
      @joshuaanderson1712 Год назад +11

      What a surprise the problem was Vivec. Stopped a meteor from crashing into Red Mountain but wasn't smart enough to destroy it or point it at Black Marsh where it would improve local features tremendously. Yet another problem caused by Vivec.

  • @myrecovery4787
    @myrecovery4787 Год назад +1

    The AI is so good that i wouldnt blame someone for thinking this is an actual person

  • @heyitsvonage2768
    @heyitsvonage2768 4 месяца назад

    Technically speaking, nobody even had a fuckfest before that first one by the gods, right? No competition.

  • @Aerowarrier
    @Aerowarrier 20 дней назад

    The fact that he just flat out lied about everything to do with Argonians, and then didn’t bring up the fact that they’re literally born soulless and have their souls recycled into them by Sithis worshipping trees is fucking hilarious

  • @victorkreig6089
    @victorkreig6089 Год назад +2

    Dagoth being jealous of the Redguard is very on brand

  • @kylehankins5988
    @kylehankins5988 Год назад +2

    “We know and own today”

  • @Pneubeteube
    @Pneubeteube Год назад

    That book reading section towards the end is legitimately the funniest Elderscrolls joke I have ever seen

  • @NFITC1
    @NFITC1 7 месяцев назад

    Wasn't it Azura that turned the Chimer into Dunmer after Nerevar defeated the Dwemer general on Red Mountain with YOUR help? After the three generals (Vivek, Almelexia, and Sotha Sil) used Kagrenac's tools on the heart of Lorkhan to become the Tribunal? Remember that event?