Dagoth Ur Plays "Smash or Pass" With Daedric Princes
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- Опубликовано: 13 окт 2023
- In his typical unbiased, completely sane, and totally not-hypocritical fashion, Dagoth Ur sorts the Daedric Princes of Oblivion into "smash" or "pass" categories.
(A.I. meme) 
Игры
Have to agree on Nocturnal. What a grand and intoxicating pair of double dagoths.
The thiccness is peak.
🤣
I'd make a deal with that
I think I’m going to Crassius Curio just thinking about it.
@@isaiahvaldez3330
I’d need more “convincing”
"She can't even take a joke without turning the entire jokester's race read eyed and grey skinned" I like how this implies the rise of the tribunal was just a prank on Azura
"It's just a prank, n'wah"
The tribunal wasn't one joke, it was three jokes at the expense of Nerevar.
Red, not read. Read is past tense of read, as in "I read that book last week." Yes I know it's confusing.
It kinda was.
Almalexia's a crazy bitch, Vivec's a pretentious asshole and Sotha Sil didn't give a shit.
@@StudleyDuderight It was probably a typo and nobody cares.
molag bal forcing himself into the smash column was the funniest shit ever, keep it up man.
I was actually dying laughing for the entire molag bal bit, that was silly as hell
Nah man,the funniest shit is,and always will be;Malacath.
@@polerli18I see what u did there💀
Dagoth Ur: "Malacath is the hardest pass yet."
Boethiah: "Whew, you can say that again."
This is gold
She ate Malacath because she was into vore and scat.
Oh god--
🎖
@@Mortyrian more like gold-brand, amirite?
Molag stole the show, but that comment about killing animals like "rabbits, deer, and argonians" had me rolling 😂
“But then they start killing ACTUAL people”. 😂
Creepy fetish😂
“These guys always start by killing animals like rabbits,deer and argonians” 💀
I know
Prince of Domination forcing himself into smash section is actually... very accurate.
Also know as the King of rape so indeed very fitting
I mean he is also nicknamed the “King of Rape”… not exactly subtle..
Yike
Molag Bal forcing himself into the smash list is hillariouse
“Malacath on my Dagoth” is such a clever line 😭😭
Dude I am screamingggg
"He's my least favorite daedric prince who isn't made of actual shit" 😂
Should have added the Tribunal, since we're ranking false gods.
Godhead is the only real God.
The Nerevar tried, look what it got him... hard pass.
oooooooooof
"key your silt strider" made me spit my fucking drink out my nose, fuck
“Skin so thin you cut it with a rubber dagger.” DAMN!!
Molag Bal has the power to force himself into the "smash" category of every Smash or Pass tier list, even when it's not about Daedric Princes
Dagoth: says he'll lower his standards for consideration
Also Dagoth: only puts two on the smash list by loose technicalities.
Why am I not surprised?
He did lower his standards, otherwise all would have automatically gone to the pass part
He had to lower his standards in order to even entertain a thought.
@@Tony-The-Motherfucking-TigerExcept Molag .....
One of them forced its way in and the other had to wear a mask in order to be a Pass, lmao
"Anyone that would consider me unsmashable is certifiably unsmashable themselves." That is the type of confidence I admire.
There is just something endearingly hilarious about his overbearing, unapologetic, relentless narcissism that cracks me up every time!
That is exactly why people love him. He's basically the Uncle ruckus of the elder scrolls. He is so overbearing, narcissistic and bigoted to the point that it's hilarious.
"Two Girls, One Goblet" 🤣
I feel like jyggalag is one of those people who doesn't have sex until they're married.
and probably only does missionary
based jyggalag???
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Always has been.
@@holypaladin4657 Naw
This post was made by the Shivering Isles
@@holypaladin4657Indeed
"Consent? what is that??"- Molag bal.
More like “Consent? You mean blasphemy!”
Whoever wrote the lines "killing animals like rabbits or Argonians" bravo.. great line. The other that got a genuine lol was "2 girls 1 goblet" that's tip top. Good callback on the "climbing in your windows" reference... a little too wordy before the punchline we got there quicker then that..which is my only critique which in itself is also a compliment. This team does stellar work and far too infrequently.
Yea that first bit was hilarious
Holy shit Molag Bal was hilarious
Man, your roast game is on point.
I love your dagoth ur vids to man! I watch them almost every day!
Hey I know you. Another Grand and Intoxicating proprietor of Dagoth Ur’s sermons has joined us. Come and look upon the list of smash or pass Daedra edition.
As a lover of the Shivering Isles, I gotta say that Dagoth is 100% correct on Sheogorath being the crazy ex who would "slash your wagon wheels and key your silt strider". He'd do it with a smile.
He'd probably end up turning me into a human pretzel just for the sillies, maybe even turn my hands into cheese wheels.
I am just afraid of what he might want to do with that cheese wheel.
best dagoth ur channel by a long shot, the quality and feel of the dialogue written is impeccable!!
Dagoth slur is pretty good especially the fight with sheogorath
is this an entire genre? what did I get into? but yeah this is pretty funny and underrated
5:19 Something is rising and it isn't Nerevar.
Hermaeus Mora sounding like Droopy the dog with chest congestion is indeed a turnoff.
Like a wise man once said " don't stick your dagoth in crazy"
"these guys always start off killing animals like rabbits ,deer and argonians, but then they start killing actual people" LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Whenever there’s a Daedric Prince list I’m always waiting for Molag Bal and it never disappoints 😂
"The daedra never cease to amaze with their outlander prejudices"
*Spends various minutes of the video dissing argonians and orcs and insisting on Dumner supremacy*
Classic Dunmer mindset
>Passing on Azura. Oh, shit N'wah what are you doing. SMH Dagoth D.
"slash your wagon wheels or key your silt strider"
Holy shit this script is fire
Molag Bal forceing himself into the smash section was perfect
the writing for Dagoth’s quips is genuinely insane lmao. fuckin hilarious without fail
i love the writing on these, "key your silt strider" lmfao
This is absolute gold. The jokes are so freaking good. I would laugh out loud every 30 seconds
"These guys always start of killing animals like rabbits, deer, and Argonians." 😂
2 chicks 1 goblet and 1 swit and a skooma jar
"I for one prefer not to get malacath on my dagoth" 😂
I love how he actually manages to sound kind of reasonable for a while, and then he drops the racism on ya
Even Dagoth Ur could not deny the smashability of nocturnal
'hide your argonians'
lmfao
This is probably the funniest Dagoth Ur video ive ever seen i lost my fuckin sides
Holy Malacath, this is fucking hilarious!
Hermeus Mora is prince of secrets...
He knows every secret position for maximum pleasure.
Still hard pass.
The weebs can have him.
"these guys always start off killing rabbits, deer and argonians, but then they start killing *actual* people"
Holy shit I'm giggling like a moron right now.
Vivec had Molag Bal on his smash list, as well. According to the 36 Lessons, they „compared their spears“, and Vivec taught Molag Bal „belly-magic“ and „bit new words“ onto his „spear“.
Daddy Dagoth been acting awfully sus lately
4:59 “nope she’s stinky and gross-“ that made me laugh way too hard
“always start of killing animals like rabbits, deer, and argonians but then they start killing ACTUAL PEOPLE.”
"They start killing animals like rabbits, deer and argonians" lmao
Can you imagine Vivec's list? What a gross n'wah lol.
I mean Vivec already smashed one of them. Then bit of their dagoth, fashioned it into a spear and shoved it down the throat of Azura. Vivec is a freaky hermaphrodite aren't they?
@@antonakessonCalling him "a gross n'wah" fits him like a glove tho
NEVER STOP DOING THESE BRO, F'N HILARIOUS. MADE MY DAY MAN
Love this channel. Been craving a new upload for awhile.
Not wanting to get malacath on your dagoth 😭 I DIE
Molag Bal forced his way into the smash section 😭🤣🤣
Love this channel. It's by far my favorite Dagoth Ur channel, and i will for sure be making sure notifications stay on for this one.
just found your channel and binged everything. 100% amazing videos, Dagoth Ur be praised.
Nocturnal really is the only smash. Dagoth Ur is never wrong.
Keep them coming lord Dagoth. We crave more of your teaching.
“King of rape” Molag Bal forcing himself into the smash side is so good
"Dagoth Mother" LOL
Fell on the floor laughing at the molag bal bit
The writing is just amazing
this might take the cake for best one yet
Oh my gods I missed these videos.
He called them Argonians. There's a little meranity in Dagoth Ur after all.
Dagoth absolutely trounces the entire daedric pantheon for seven minutes straight; except Nocturnal.
10/10 content
Dagoth 1'st love will always be nerevarine.
When this first came out I was going to leave a comment but, thought it was too sappy. However, I think that at least leaving something here for the algorithm to help pick your channel up is best. This past month of moving to Korea has been… hard. Your videos bring laughter and relaxation in an otherwise stressful and toxic environment. Thank you.
Quite the escalation till "Dagoth rising" killed me , you deserve MORE VIEWS (i am yelling yes)
It was the " keying your Silt Strider" bit that did it for me.
0:37 LMFAO I love this channel sooooo much bro
I love the argonian jokes and I love that Molag Bal forced his way into the smash column
"Hide your kids, Hide your wives and hide your Argonians"......🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Bed Intruder reference hit me right in the Nostalgia. I haven't thought about that song in almost a decade.
He’s back!
thanks for the new sermon daddy dagoth this was a good one
Bed Intruder references in the year of our lord 2023, you absolute mad lad I salute you 😂
It is the year of our lord and saviour, 2023, and I am STILL hearing "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife AND hide yo children"
Missed this channel...
It truly baffles me how you have succeeded on being one of the funniest youtube channels
Lord Dagoth Ur.
My question for you, Lord, is thus; I was born with scales, a tail, but blessed to be hatched within the lands of Morrowind. I follow your teaching as closely as any regular Dunmer resident of Morrowind have: How does one raise above their station or race within your realm, my Lord Dagoth?
This is the laugh I needed today
the facts dagoth basically calls argonians animals when talking about Hircine is hilarious.
This is amazing.
this is amazing.
Molog bal got me laughing to hard till I felt a hand on my shoulder
Molag ball is probably not happy about that one
Awesome video
MORE DJDAGOTH I DEMAND IT!!!
If you put Dagoth Ur in-game in front of a greenscreen you could get a loop of any of his animations you want to play in your video instead of a static image, just a suggestion
Just heard the first line and it’s perfect
idk how or why, but these videos are always entertaining. Dagoth is kind of a pimp haha
You know your lore, sir!
Hmmm I feel like I’ve made this video before-
Can’t complain, Great video! 🙏
Yup this video earned me as a subscriber.
Also I was eager to hear what he'd say about Dibella, especially since I based my real-life religious beliefs on her for a short while. But guess I forgot the 9 Divines are d'ifferent from Daedric Princes, so she'd be in a different v'ideo.
Subbed because of the Molag bal section 🤣
Dagoth content always goes hard
Was half expecting sheogorath to suddenly switch places with dagoth lol and start ranking the rest lool