Let's not forget the whole thing Molag Bal had with Vivec. And since the AlmSiVi, Nerevar and daddy Dagoth were and are all in some kind of relationship pentagram, Molag Bal also did unspeakable things to the late Septim dynasty, the last Septim may or many not be secret with the Hero of Kvatch, who became Sheogorath. By that we can conclude that our true god Dagoth Ur is like five dragonboners away from being in a relationship with Sheogorath.
"She can't even take a joke without turning the entire jokester's race read eyed and grey skinned" I like how this implies the rise of the tribunal was just a prank on Azura
Okay, but we have to look at their past experience. Daddy Dagoth clearly has the hots for his moon and star, sweet Nerevar. Amalexia is in the "until death us part" part of a marriage with Nerevar The tribunal are sort of all with each other and Nerevar Molag Bal and Vivec happened Molag Bal also clearly made attempts to smash not one, but two Septim Emperors The last Septim Emperor Sean Bean might've done some Lifts-her-Tail roleplay with the hero of Kvatch Sadly that didn't last long as Sean became a bad dragon who smashed back and the champion of Cyrodiil became Sheogorth So by that logic there might still be some madness taint on Dagoth's dagoth!
That is exactly why people love him. He's basically the Uncle ruckus of the elder scrolls. He is so overbearing, narcissistic and bigoted to the point that it's hilarious.
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As a lover of the Shivering Isles, I gotta say that Dagoth is 100% correct on Sheogorath being the crazy ex who would "slash your wagon wheels and key your silt strider". He'd do it with a smile.
Whoever wrote the lines "killing animals like rabbits or Argonians" bravo.. great line. The other that got a genuine lol was "2 girls 1 goblet" that's tip top. Good callback on the "climbing in your windows" reference... a little too wordy before the punchline we got there quicker then that..which is my only critique which in itself is also a compliment. This team does stellar work and far too infrequently.
"these guys always start off killing rabbits, deer and argonians, but then they start killing *actual* people" Holy shit I'm giggling like a moron right now.
"The daedra never cease to amaze with their outlander prejudices" *Spends various minutes of the video dissing argonians and orcs and insisting on Dumner supremacy*
I mean Vivec already smashed one of them. Then bit of their dagoth, fashioned it into a spear and shoved it down the throat of Azura. Vivec is a freaky hermaphrodite aren't they?
Vivec had Molag Bal on his smash list, as well. According to the 36 Lessons, they „compared their spears“, and Vivec taught Molag Bal „belly-magic“ and „bit new words“ onto his „spear“.
When this first came out I was going to leave a comment but, thought it was too sappy. However, I think that at least leaving something here for the algorithm to help pick your channel up is best. This past month of moving to Korea has been… hard. Your videos bring laughter and relaxation in an otherwise stressful and toxic environment. Thank you.
Lord Dagoth Ur. My question for you, Lord, is thus; I was born with scales, a tail, but blessed to be hatched within the lands of Morrowind. I follow your teaching as closely as any regular Dunmer resident of Morrowind have: How does one raise above their station or race within your realm, my Lord Dagoth?
Yup this video earned me as a subscriber. Also I was eager to hear what he'd say about Dibella, especially since I based my real-life religious beliefs on her for a short while. But guess I forgot the 9 Divines are d'ifferent from Daedric Princes, so she'd be in a different v'ideo.
2:43 Why ? Why was i in the process of drinking when this came up? It goes without saying the beverage never made it inside my stomach and instead went toward the Dwemer screen technology i was witnessing this moment through.
If you put Dagoth Ur in-game in front of a greenscreen you could get a loop of any of his animations you want to play in your video instead of a static image, just a suggestion
molag bal forcing himself into the smash column was the funniest shit ever, keep it up man.
I was actually dying laughing for the entire molag bal bit, that was silly as hell
Nah man,the funniest shit is,and always will be;Malacath.
@@polerli18I see what u did there💀
Let's not forget the whole thing Molag Bal had with Vivec.
And since the AlmSiVi, Nerevar and daddy Dagoth were and are all in some kind of relationship pentagram,
Molag Bal also did unspeakable things to the late Septim dynasty,
the last Septim may or many not be secret with the Hero of Kvatch, who became Sheogorath.
By that we can conclude that our true god Dagoth Ur is like five dragonboners away from being in a relationship with Sheogorath.
Have to agree on Nocturnal. What a grand and intoxicating pair of double dagoths.
The thiccness is peak.
🤣
I'd make a deal with that
I think I’m going to Crassius Curio just thinking about it.
@@isaiahvaldez3330
I’d need more “convincing”
Dagoth Ur: "Malacath is the hardest pass yet."
Boethiah: "Whew, you can say that again."
This is gold
She ate Malacath because she was into vore and scat.
Oh god--
🎖
@@Mortyrian more like gold-brand, amirite?
"She can't even take a joke without turning the entire jokester's race read eyed and grey skinned" I like how this implies the rise of the tribunal was just a prank on Azura
"It's just a prank, n'wah"
The tribunal wasn't one joke, it was three jokes at the expense of Nerevar.
Red, not read. Read is past tense of read, as in "I read that book last week." Yes I know it's confusing.
It kinda was.
Almalexia's a crazy bitch, Vivec's a pretentious asshole and Sotha Sil didn't give a shit.
@@StudleyDuderight It was probably a typo and nobody cares.
Prince of Domination forcing himself into smash section is actually... very accurate.
Also know as the King of rape so indeed very fitting
I mean he is also nicknamed the “King of Rape”… not exactly subtle..
Yike
“These guys always start by killing animals like rabbits,deer and argonians” 💀
I know
Argonian 💀
@@ilhamarasy3671I know, they're too pathetic to be compared to animals.
Molag Bal forcing himself into the smash list is hillariouse
Molag stole the show, but that comment about killing animals like "rabbits, deer, and argonians" had me rolling 😂
“But then they start killing ACTUAL people”. 😂
Creepy fetish😂
Acutal people are animals too
he forgot mentioning the crackhead cats
“Malacath on my Dagoth” is such a clever line 😭😭
Dude I am screamingggg
"He's my least favorite daedric prince who isn't made of actual shit" 😂
Should have added the Tribunal, since we're ranking false gods.
Godhead is the only real God.
The Nerevar tried, look what it got him... hard pass.
oooooooooof
Okay, but we have to look at their past experience.
Daddy Dagoth clearly has the hots for his moon and star, sweet Nerevar.
Amalexia is in the "until death us part" part of a marriage with Nerevar
The tribunal are sort of all with each other and Nerevar
Molag Bal and Vivec happened
Molag Bal also clearly made attempts to smash not one, but two Septim Emperors
The last Septim Emperor Sean Bean might've done some Lifts-her-Tail roleplay with the hero of Kvatch
Sadly that didn't last long as Sean became a bad dragon who smashed back and the champion of Cyrodiil became Sheogorth
So by that logic there might still be some madness taint on Dagoth's dagoth!
“Skin so thin you cut it with a rubber dagger.” DAMN!!
Molag Bal has the power to force himself into the "smash" category of every Smash or Pass tier list, even when it's not about Daedric Princes
Oh, and and with him it has a double meaning, fully intended.
Dagoth: says he'll lower his standards for consideration
Also Dagoth: only puts two on the smash list by loose technicalities.
Why am I not surprised?
He did lower his standards, otherwise all would have automatically gone to the pass part
He had to lower his standards in order to even entertain a thought.
@@Tony-The-Motherfucking-TigerExcept Molag .....
One of them forced its way in and the other had to wear a mask in order to be a Pass, lmao
It's getting pretty lonely up on Red Mountain, and ash ghouls can only do so much to satisfy a god!
"Consent? what is that??"- Molag bal.
More like “Consent? You mean blasphemy!”
"Two Girls, One Goblet" 🤣
I really wonder if the uploader thought that one or was that the AI which I presume the uploader makes the big fraction of the texts write
There is just something endearingly hilarious about his overbearing, unapologetic, relentless narcissism that cracks me up every time!
That is exactly why people love him. He's basically the Uncle ruckus of the elder scrolls. He is so overbearing, narcissistic and bigoted to the point that it's hilarious.
Man, your roast game is on point.
I love your dagoth ur vids to man! I watch them almost every day!
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"key your silt strider" made me spit my fucking drink out my nose, fuck
Holy shit Molag Bal was hilarious
best dagoth ur channel by a long shot, the quality and feel of the dialogue written is impeccable!!
Dagoth slur is pretty good especially the fight with sheogorath
is this an entire genre? what did I get into? but yeah this is pretty funny and underrated
As a lover of the Shivering Isles, I gotta say that Dagoth is 100% correct on Sheogorath being the crazy ex who would "slash your wagon wheels and key your silt strider". He'd do it with a smile.
I am just afraid of what he might want to do with that cheese wheel.
Canonically Sheogorath's favorite hobby is torture so if you like BDSM but without the Molag Bal style then there you go
5:19 Something is rising and it isn't Nerevar.
Whoever wrote the lines "killing animals like rabbits or Argonians" bravo.. great line. The other that got a genuine lol was "2 girls 1 goblet" that's tip top. Good callback on the "climbing in your windows" reference... a little too wordy before the punchline we got there quicker then that..which is my only critique which in itself is also a compliment. This team does stellar work and far too infrequently.
Yea that first bit was hilarious
The Dagoth Rising bit got me gagglin
I feel like jyggalag is one of those people who doesn't have sex until they're married.
and probably only does missionary
based jyggalag???
@@chieckenman4432
Always has been.
@@holypaladin4657 Naw
This post was made by the Shivering Isles
@@holypaladin4657Indeed
Like a wise man once said " don't stick your dagoth in crazy"
Hermaeus Mora sounding like Droopy the dog with chest congestion is indeed a turnoff.
"these guys always start off killing animals like rabbits ,deer and argonians, but then they start killing actual people" LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>Passing on Azura. Oh, shit N'wah what are you doing. SMH Dagoth D.
Even Dagoth Ur could not deny the smashability of nocturnal
"slash your wagon wheels or key your silt strider"
Holy shit this script is fire
Molag Bal forceing himself into the smash section was perfect
"these guys always start off killing rabbits, deer and argonians, but then they start killing *actual* people"
Holy shit I'm giggling like a moron right now.
Whenever there’s a Daedric Prince list I’m always waiting for Molag Bal and it never disappoints 😂
the writing for Dagoth’s quips is genuinely insane lmao. fuckin hilarious without fail
This is absolute gold. The jokes are so freaking good. I would laugh out loud every 30 seconds
i love the writing on these, "key your silt strider" lmfao
2 chicks 1 goblet and 1 swit and a skooma jar
"I for one prefer not to get malacath on my dagoth" 😂
I love how he actually manages to sound kind of reasonable for a while, and then he drops the racism on ya
This is probably the funniest Dagoth Ur video ive ever seen i lost my fuckin sides
"The daedra never cease to amaze with their outlander prejudices"
*Spends various minutes of the video dissing argonians and orcs and insisting on Dumner supremacy*
Classic Dunmer mindset
"These guys always start of killing animals like rabbits, deer, and Argonians." 😂
Can you imagine Vivec's list? What a gross n'wah lol.
I mean Vivec already smashed one of them. Then bit of their dagoth, fashioned it into a spear and shoved it down the throat of Azura. Vivec is a freaky hermaphrodite aren't they?
@@antonakessonCalling him "a gross n'wah" fits him like a glove tho
Holy Malacath, this is fucking hilarious!
Hermeus Mora is prince of secrets...
He knows every secret position for maximum pleasure.
Still hard pass.
The weebs can have him.
NEVER STOP DOING THESE BRO, F'N HILARIOUS. MADE MY DAY MAN
Daddy Dagoth been acting awfully sus lately
"They start killing animals like rabbits, deer and argonians" lmao
4:59 “nope she’s stinky and gross-“ that made me laugh way too hard
“always start of killing animals like rabbits, deer, and argonians but then they start killing ACTUAL PEOPLE.”
Nocturnal really is the only smash. Dagoth Ur is never wrong.
Love this channel. Been craving a new upload for awhile.
That Bed Intruder reference hit me right in the Nostalgia. I haven't thought about that song in almost a decade.
The writing is just amazing
Molag Bal forced his way into the smash section 😭🤣🤣
"Hide your kids, Hide your wives and hide your Argonians"......🤣🤣🤣🤣
Keep them coming lord Dagoth. We crave more of your teaching.
Dagoth absolutely trounces the entire daedric pantheon for seven minutes straight; except Nocturnal.
10/10 content
Not wanting to get malacath on your dagoth 😭 I DIE
'hide your argonians'
lmfao
Love this channel. It's by far my favorite Dagoth Ur channel, and i will for sure be making sure notifications stay on for this one.
Fell on the floor laughing at the molag bal bit
Vivec had Molag Bal on his smash list, as well. According to the 36 Lessons, they „compared their spears“, and Vivec taught Molag Bal „belly-magic“ and „bit new words“ onto his „spear“.
Molag Bal smashed that Vivecussy
"Dagoth Mother" LOL
It was the " keying your Silt Strider" bit that did it for me.
Molag Ballsack forcing himself into the Smash column was the funniest shit I've seen all week
0:37 LMFAO I love this channel sooooo much bro
Bed Intruder references in the year of our lord 2023, you absolute mad lad I salute you 😂
Hmmm I feel like I’ve made this video before-
Can’t complain, Great video! 🙏
When this first came out I was going to leave a comment but, thought it was too sappy. However, I think that at least leaving something here for the algorithm to help pick your channel up is best. This past month of moving to Korea has been… hard. Your videos bring laughter and relaxation in an otherwise stressful and toxic environment. Thank you.
I love the argonian jokes and I love that Molag Bal forced his way into the smash column
This....this is exactly what I've always wanted, Dagoth Ur being racist is just..... *CHEF'S KISS*
👨🍳👄
Dagoth 1'st love will always be nerevarine.
It is the year of our lord and saviour, 2023, and I am STILL hearing "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife AND hide yo children"
Missed this channel...
Lord Dagoth Ur.
My question for you, Lord, is thus; I was born with scales, a tail, but blessed to be hatched within the lands of Morrowind. I follow your teaching as closely as any regular Dunmer resident of Morrowind have: How does one raise above their station or race within your realm, my Lord Dagoth?
Quite the escalation till "Dagoth rising" killed me , you deserve MORE VIEWS (i am yelling yes)
Yup this video earned me as a subscriber.
Also I was eager to hear what he'd say about Dibella, especially since I based my real-life religious beliefs on her for a short while. But guess I forgot the 9 Divines are d'ifferent from Daedric Princes, so she'd be in a different v'ideo.
Oh my gods I missed these videos.
Dagoth once again proving he’s a prude and entirely too self absorbed to realize he’s passing on his betters
2:43 Why ?
Why was i in the process of drinking when this came up?
It goes without saying the beverage never made it inside my stomach and instead went toward the Dwemer screen technology i was witnessing this moment through.
Molog bal got me laughing to hard till I felt a hand on my shoulder
Molag ball is probably not happy about that one
“I’d rather give up my own godhood than be in the same room as this scat with legs”. 😂
Blessed potato crab Mora IS A HARD SMASH AND YOU KNOW IT
If you put Dagoth Ur in-game in front of a greenscreen you could get a loop of any of his animations you want to play in your video instead of a static image, just a suggestion
just found your channel and binged everything. 100% amazing videos, Dagoth Ur be praised.
So we ended up with 2 and one of them forced themselves onto dagoth and the other has a helmet bolted to their face
He called them Argonians. There's a little meranity in Dagoth Ur after all.
1:13 I just f0ckin died dude that really got me great stuff
the facts dagoth basically calls argonians animals when talking about Hircine is hilarious.
Nocturnal with the mask made Dagoth act up so much - I love it
“King of rape” Molag Bal forcing himself into the smash side is so good
I don't know whats more hilarious, the constant Argonian bashing, or the sexual inuendo and puns.
idk how or why, but these videos are always entertaining. Dagoth is kind of a pimp haha
He’s climbing in yo windows he snatching your people up tryna grape em so you need to hide your kids hide your wives like the best reference
Just heard the first line and it’s perfect
You know someone is horrible when even Dagoth tells you to hide your Argonian.
It truly baffles me how you have succeeded on being one of the funniest youtube channels
I love how Dagoth is constantly prejudiced but hates that Meridia is prejudiced lmfao