The reason why Dagoth Didn't mention the 6th House and Tribe Unmourned is because the other houses are lesser houses, the 6th house is self evident perfection, and everyone with a grain of moon sugar for the brain can recognize that fact, as for other houses I agree with Dagoth, only House Dres is competent somewhat but they pale in comparison to the 6th house and Tribe unmourned. This video truly honors the 6th House and Tribe Unmourned and I couldn't be happier that Dagoth consider all other houses lesser and incompetent. Great Sermon Lord Dagoth, we shall continue to Honor the one true God and one true House.
Fun fact. The oldest of the great houses may not be Telvani however The Telvani do have the Oldest Dunmer in it. Master Neloth and Lord Fyr are so old they were once Chimer before the race was turned to the Dunmer
@@yapparichuuni Lord Fyr and Neloth were born in the Beginning of the first Era. The transformation of the Chimer to the Dunmer didn’t occur until the Middle of the first Era Granted the First Era was nearly 3000 years long but that doesn’t change when the events happened
@@pessimistprime6318 Fyr's the oldest by far, he was born Chimer. Afaik we don't know Therana's age (or any other Telvanni's precise age for that matter) but in ESO (~750 years prior to Morrowind) she shows up and is sane and young. Dratha appears in ESO though and she's noted fo be elderly there (though her in-game appearance doesn't really reflect that but w/e) so she's probably one of the oldest councilors. Gothren also shows up in ESO. Neloth doesn't appear in ESO but he does call a 200 years old character a child in TES3. Baladas doesn't appear in ESO but in an "unofficial" source (TES3 devs roleplay) he's noted to be 2000. ESO's canon-er. Aryon doesn't appear in ESO either. tl;dr With all that info I'd guess Divayth is the oldest, followed by Dratha and Gothren, then Therana, then Neloth, Baladas and Aryon.
"They claim to be all modern and egalitarian, but one of their main shot-callers is Orvas Dren, and I've personally sold that guy more sla- uhhhh... farming tools, I meant farming tools than almost any other nobleman in Vvardenfell."
Shit on glorious House Redoran all you want, dead god. They're the ones who kept Morrowind intact and saved it from both the Empire and the Argonian's clutches and have kept the Dunmer alive into the Fourth Era while the Indoril were busy collapsing with the Temple, the Hlaalu dissolved, and the Telvanni and Dres got steamrolled by their angry farming tools.
House Redoran was arguably at the heart of the destruction during both the Oblivion Crisis in Morrowind and the Red Year, yet they still managed to repel the argonian invaders.
@@reactiondavant-garde3391 They're the most powerful House in Morrowind lmao. The Lizards didn't invade Redoran lands because they got their asses kicked by Redoran long before they reached them!
Just started playing Morrowind maybe 2-3 weeks ago. Everyone the whole game be saying “Dagoth ur this Dagoth Ur that” imma be real none of y’all cared about me the way Dagoth Ur does. Mf is sending his goons to tell me we gotta link but I have to go on a grand adventure to stop him? If it weren’t for lady Azura The whole province would be N’Wah free by now.
Ive personally witnessed the fate of every surviving hlaalu member in skyrim and solstheim. Their deaths were in honor of the sixth house and the tribs unmourned.
I am an Argonian who, thanks to the Dragonborn DLC for Skyrim, has allied with house Redoran after helping reopen the mine at Ravenrock, dealing with the Ash Spawn threat to the settlement, freeing them from Miraak's control via using "Bend Will" on the All-Maker stone, wiping out the Morag Tong sect that was planning on killing the counselor, and taking care of the stash the captain needed help finding. Also thanks to the DLC I was made an honorary member of house Telvani by Neloth after helping him deal with his treacherous undead former assistant, and helping with his studies. While I may have a few friends from Hlaulu on the mainland of Skyrim from the Vanilla game, I have zero ties to house Dres though, thanks to TES Legends I do have a few Archein tribe members on my side via the deck, along with Shadowscales and An-Xileel (the faction of Argonians who took over southern Morrowind by the events of Skyrim most likely in retaliation for the centuries of enslavement).
@@andrewtully3622 I honestly wouldn't mind serving an attractive Dunmer woman, but I cannot say the same for my fellow Argonians as they aren't as willing to kneel. I guess a secondary reason I joined the Stormcloaks was to spend time with Nord women that I'd also willingly serve. That said our leader did make me an officer so I do outrank most of them despite being a Saurian rather than Human. More proof the faction isn't racist, they just don't trust outsiders and hate the Empire and the Thalmor. I would try to help improve lives in the Grey Quarter while Ulfric focuses on the war, and once both the Thalmor and Empire are destroyed I could finally retire and serve a Nord or Dunmer woman.
@@andrewtully3622 Ever heard of learning through observation? If I want to learn something but no one is able nor willing to teach me, I merely need to observe what others do and copy their actions.
Given Daddy Dagoth's progressive views on farming tools, I'd absolutely love to see him react to the An-xileel music video. That and "Argonians are property" but I feel him nodding along agreeingly would be less interesting than him frothing at the mouth over those dirty lizard terrorists.
The first three are the same order that I tried them out. Gonna have to stick with Telvanni. I didn't like running around a crab shell for Redoran after vanilla Hlaalu architecture. Also I guess shrooms are my destiny
Indoril Nerevar married into house Indoril but was born into house Mora. So you can give house Indoril credit for his genetics. Rather House Mora was absorbed into Hlaalu.
I want to show this channel to somebody who’s never played a TES game and then introduce them to the games, so they’re not going in completely blind, but their entire sense of prior world building is based entirely on these videos
Fun fact in eso house hlallu and redoran were the only two great houses that actually supported the ebonheart pact. The other houses just either barely gave it lip service or get excluded and or kicked out like telvani and dres.
This is like what TTS was to Warhammer. I don't really know what's going on but it's funny and I get to learn random bits of information about Elder Scrolls
It was actually house redoran that pulled off a coup in ravenrock not hlallu, can't believe no one said anything all these months, hilarious none the less.
Lord Dagoth, I have done everything in my power to overcome being born a filthy Imperial. I studied magic and became a master, I humbly served House Telvanni until I was made an honorary member of said House (because the other houses wouldn't take me, of course), I busted my ass for the impoverished miners at Raven Rock and was rewarded with a ballin' new Dunmer-style mansion, I even considered going to that face sculptor in Riften but thought better of it after reading her reviews on NordYelp. I know not what else I can do to escape the circumstances of my birth. Are my efforts sufficient?
Class rep here... That was todays lesson on Morrowind politics. Thank you, Professor Dagoth. Now for todays homework, finding and using the right words to deflect "labor concerns" from questioning inside and outside factions/ parties XD
The Argonians shafted House Dress something fierce, the farm tools were so good at killing Daedra that Mehrunes Dagon ordered his Lieutenants to close all the oblivion gates in Black Marsh, and soon after the they would invade morrowind for some major payback. Given the fact that the Hist empowered all argonians during oblivion crisis the Asseccion War that followed was extremely one sided, it was so bad in fact, that most of the survivors of morrowind fled to Solstheim, and the red year finished off the survivors who stayed behind. I mean talk about a tragedy, driven from your homes by your own farm tools, and those that had stayed behind were finished off by their own hubris when the comet Baar Dau collided with the Red Mountain. The Dunmer were fated to go extinct the second tribunal usurped divinity! There is a lesson in there some where, Dagoth Ur, as all that you've been planning was in vain! You are a god, how could a god not see it coming. LMAO
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I came here to honor the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned
What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
Based and n’wahpiled.
Same
We’re all trying to earn that trunk
This one came to steal many thibgs
"Many of them are fcking batshit insane, but in a wholesome and racially superior way"
Words to live by.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH
Gandalf you good?
A wizard is never late. He is racist precisely when he means to.
What a grand and intoxicating political analysis
Did you watch any news lately
Yes.
25 dead in brutal car crash
4 families died.
No survivors either.
@Stan Brule good
@@gelonvia8525
There can't be no recall of intervention working in this place!...
"House Telvanni isn't a house, it's a loose partnership of ancap elder mages that use their power to do what ever the fuck they want". Dovahhatty
And that's why there the best house
@@vonfaustien3957 You mean second best. The sixth house is clearly the best.
@@patricklinford689 than why does dagoth ur have not a single sleeper in Telvanni lands?
@@vonfaustien3957 because there is no need.
@@patricklinford689 I much rather live in a mushroom.
When he's talking to Nerevar he's all "Come Nerevar" and "Moon and Star", then when he talks to N'wahs he's all "BIG D HERE"
Tryna sound intellectual to impress his lover
He knows his audience
It's obvious that Nerevar was the only one allowed to not just look upon, but touch "His Heart".
@@eddiestray4870 Grab him by the Dagoth
Voryn and I share a special bond. The thing with Almalexia was purely for politics.
"But their fortresses are made of shrooms, so it's not like their eccentric behavior is some kind of mystery."
My thoughts exactly.
The reason why Dagoth Didn't mention the 6th House and Tribe Unmourned is because the other houses are lesser houses, the 6th house is self evident perfection, and everyone with a grain of moon sugar for the brain can recognize that fact, as for other houses I agree with Dagoth, only House Dres is competent somewhat but they pale in comparison to the 6th house and Tribe unmourned. This video truly honors the 6th House and Tribe Unmourned and I couldn't be happier that Dagoth consider all other houses lesser and incompetent. Great Sermon Lord Dagoth, we shall continue to Honor the one true God and one true House.
But he did mention it…
@@andrewellis712 I know he did but he didnt include them on tier list Sorry my mistake
tnx lord Dagoth
the tribe is unmourned, as in, no one mourns for it, it's not named Unmourned
Those five might be Great Houses, but House Dagoth is the Greater House.
Fun fact. The oldest of the great houses may not be Telvani however The Telvani do have the Oldest Dunmer in it. Master Neloth and Lord Fyr are so old they were once Chimer before the race was turned to the Dunmer
Just Fyr, there are no mentions of Neloth having been a chimer whatsoever
@@yapparichuuni Lord Fyr and Neloth were born in the Beginning of the first Era. The transformation of the Chimer to the Dunmer didn’t occur until the Middle of the first Era
Granted the First Era was nearly 3000 years long but that doesn’t change when the events happened
@@ItsBroTato Where are the mentions of Neloth being that old?
What about Therana? How old is she, she’s gotta be the oldest of them all, especially with her dimentia
@@pessimistprime6318 Fyr's the oldest by far, he was born Chimer.
Afaik we don't know Therana's age (or any other Telvanni's precise age for that matter) but in ESO (~750 years prior to Morrowind) she shows up and is sane and young.
Dratha appears in ESO though and she's noted fo be elderly there (though her in-game appearance doesn't really reflect that but w/e) so she's probably one of the oldest councilors.
Gothren also shows up in ESO.
Neloth doesn't appear in ESO but he does call a 200 years old character a child in TES3.
Baladas doesn't appear in ESO but in an "unofficial" source (TES3 devs roleplay) he's noted to be 2000. ESO's canon-er.
Aryon doesn't appear in ESO either.
tl;dr With all that info I'd guess Divayth is the oldest, followed by Dratha and Gothren, then Therana, then Neloth, Baladas and Aryon.
"Wholesome and racially superior way" yup that's dagoth
I'm still internally losing it over "Nerevar's impeccable penis" just casually being dropped in there
I like how lord Dagoth's Dagoth is named Dagoth.
This gave me chills down my dagoth
"They claim to be all modern and egalitarian, but one of their main shot-callers is Orvas Dren, and I've personally sold that guy more sla- uhhhh... farming tools, I meant farming tools than almost any other nobleman in Vvardenfell."
It's scary how perfect the ai voice is
This has to be my new favourite channel. A meme page on a 20+ year old game. I can't send this to anyone I know.
I miss house hlalu. Even though they were just imperial collaborators. They had funny and eccentric npcs.
@MM King those that didn’t flee were killed.
@@mmking9517They aré in the Grey Cuarters
They were the best
It's 500 gold, which is nothing compared to Morrowind.
I was always a Hlalu guy, only because I liked their player house design/location.
Fr, the most shrewd house...I was annoyed when I learned they were banned in dragonborn
@@ibnyahud it was a missed opportunity to not be able to side with their remnants in Dragonborn if you are pro Empire
@@Maxibon2007 Well they weren't destroyed they just lost their great house status
@@seawind930 Yeah, there are plenty of smaller Houses in Morrowind, though relatively few were featured in the game itself.
OMG Telvani's personal mansion was literally in the middle of nowhere.
"a wholesome and racially superior way."
Homie ripped Hlaalu and Redoran to pieces bro 😂😂
Damn those words on telvanni and dres were lit.
The fact that people still talk about my favorite game all this time later makes me happy man
House Telvanni is the most fun.
I almost always join House Telvanni.
_This_ is how you honor The Sixth House and the tribe unmourned.
These are GOLD!!!
it’s like dagoth actually achieved chim, transcended the game world and is now interacting with the world outside the godhead (aka kirkbride ❤️)
House Telvanni FTW
House Redoran was always my favorite lol with Indoril coming in close second.
Shit on glorious House Redoran all you want, dead god. They're the ones who kept Morrowind intact and saved it from both the Empire and the Argonian's clutches and have kept the Dunmer alive into the Fourth Era while the Indoril were busy collapsing with the Temple, the Hlaalu dissolved, and the Telvanni and Dres got steamrolled by their angry farming tools.
What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
House Redoran was arguably at the heart of the destruction during both the Oblivion Crisis in Morrowind and the Red Year, yet they still managed to repel the argonian invaders.
Great House Reoran was too poor for the Argonian to invade it's lands.
@@reactiondavant-garde3391 They're the most powerful House in Morrowind lmao. The Lizards didn't invade Redoran lands because they got their asses kicked by Redoran long before they reached them!
@@robofreak11 I know. I was just jokeing. I like Redoran the most as well.
2:54 the change in register is everything in this line goddamn hilarious
I hope your channel never dies , Dagoth ur memes for ever I hope the mongrel dogs of RUclips don’t shadow ban these posts
My volcanic condo had me creasing ahahahaha
Great video. And fun fact, nerevar was originally from house mora and married into indelible.
1:49 Calling an Argonian a slave means seeing one as enough of a person to be enslaved.
Just started playing Morrowind maybe 2-3 weeks ago. Everyone the whole game be saying “Dagoth ur this Dagoth Ur that” imma be real none of y’all cared about me the way Dagoth Ur does. Mf is sending his goons to tell me we gotta link but I have to go on a grand adventure to stop him? If it weren’t for lady Azura The whole province would be N’Wah free by now.
Okay gotta sub. You as well as Zach and Zake sustain my comedy needs and lore fix.
Saving this for my DND campaign on Vardenfell so I can explain to my players the houses
Small correction: Nerevar was born into house Mora. He joined house Indoril through his marriage to Almalexia.
That pause after talking about argonian and khajiit workers felt like a year
House dagoth is the only great house and the only house that matters
Ive personally witnessed the fate of every surviving hlaalu member in skyrim and solstheim. Their deaths were in honor of the sixth house and the tribs unmourned.
Talking only about 5 houses?
This is how you honor the 6th house and the Tribe unmourned?
a significant amount of this equipment is produced in black marsh.
I am an Argonian who, thanks to the Dragonborn DLC for Skyrim, has allied with house Redoran after helping reopen the mine at Ravenrock, dealing with the Ash Spawn threat to the settlement, freeing them from Miraak's control via using "Bend Will" on the All-Maker stone, wiping out the Morag Tong sect that was planning on killing the counselor, and taking care of the stash the captain needed help finding. Also thanks to the DLC I was made an honorary member of house Telvani by Neloth after helping him deal with his treacherous undead former assistant, and helping with his studies. While I may have a few friends from Hlaulu on the mainland of Skyrim from the Vanilla game, I have zero ties to house Dres though, thanks to TES Legends I do have a few Archein tribe members on my side via the deck, along with Shadowscales and An-Xileel (the faction of Argonians who took over southern Morrowind by the events of Skyrim most likely in retaliation for the centuries of enslavement).
I stopped reading after the A word. Don't bother running, the superior Dunmer overlords are on their way.
@@andrewtully3622 I honestly wouldn't mind serving an attractive Dunmer woman, but I cannot say the same for my fellow Argonians as they aren't as willing to kneel. I guess a secondary reason I joined the Stormcloaks was to spend time with Nord women that I'd also willingly serve. That said our leader did make me an officer so I do outrank most of them despite being a Saurian rather than Human. More proof the faction isn't racist, they just don't trust outsiders and hate the Empire and the Thalmor. I would try to help improve lives in the Grey Quarter while Ulfric focuses on the war, and once both the Thalmor and Empire are destroyed I could finally retire and serve a Nord or Dunmer woman.
@@lordreptilestormblade1749 who taught this lizard to type?
@@andrewtully3622 Ever heard of learning through observation? If I want to learn something but no one is able nor willing to teach me, I merely need to observe what others do and copy their actions.
@@lordreptilestormblade1749 By Dagoth's mighty Ur! Guards! Seize this Argonian!
Vote House Dres. Vote workers' rights. 😆
I'm always representing House Dres, f'lah!
Delphine always struck me as the kind of outlander girl that wouldn't touch a Dagoth but would thirstily worship a Valothi. Thoughts?
Idk, all I know is that she's a filthy breton wh* re so her loyalties most likely lie with Vivec.
Who?
@@hannibalburgers477 That lil bich "leading" the blades in skyrim
She’s an N’Wah so it shouldn’t be a surprise.
i love how the elder scrolls is seeing a huge wave of popularity again due to these ai voiced meme videos
Given Daddy Dagoth's progressive views on farming tools, I'd absolutely love to see him react to the An-xileel music video. That and "Argonians are property" but I feel him nodding along agreeingly would be less interesting than him frothing at the mouth over those dirty lizard terrorists.
"Big D here"
Hell yeah.
00:32 my brain was expected this line to end with 'and inadequacies'
Lol
The first three are the same order that I tried them out. Gonna have to stick with Telvanni. I didn't like running around a crab shell for Redoran after vanilla Hlaalu architecture. Also I guess shrooms are my destiny
man. i really need entire video essays of dagoth ur explaining elder scrolls lore.
Dude can teach an entire Harvard course. Jokes a side this is a really good way to learn TES lore lmao.
Indoril Nerevar married into house Indoril but was born into house Mora.
So you can give house Indoril credit for his genetics.
Rather House Mora was absorbed into Hlaalu.
I was expecting House Dagoth to be on here. Is this you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned?
Hope you do a video on the Sixth House soon, so everyone can honor the video, and through it, the Tribe Unmourned
I want to show this channel to somebody who’s never played a TES game and then introduce them to the games, so they’re not going in completely blind, but their entire sense of prior world building is based entirely on these videos
Fun fact in eso house hlallu and redoran were the only two great houses that actually supported the ebonheart pact. The other houses just either barely gave it lip service or get excluded and or kicked out like telvani and dres.
Im just glad He calls Himself Big D.
The day isn’t complete until I’ve had my Daddy Dagoth fix
House Dress 4 life!
House Dres rise up!
can we get some dagoth commentary on the farmtool invasion of morrowind after the eruption of red mountain?
Dagoth keeps talking during my RUclips shorts, demanding my attention
This is like what TTS was to Warhammer. I don't really know what's going on but it's funny and I get to learn random bits of information about Elder Scrolls
As an outlander Nord of shor I can admire the game of this chimerie god and patriarch of the tribe unmourned
"Until my volcanic xondo errupted and gave half of Morrowind the pompei treatement"
2:47 😂
The way Skyrim absolute shat on Morrowind's lore will always leave a bad taste in my mouth
All honor to the 6th house and the tribe unmourned.
All this honor I saved up from my time in Morrowind will surely come in handy someday.
Lord Dagoth, I humbly beseech you to share your opinions on the factions of Tamriel.
Anyone else find it Funny the Dres Symbol is Chains????
What I would give to see an interaction between Dagoth Ur and Xelzaz
Excellent, this will do well for me in the Total War mod.
No mention of the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?
He's roasting Vivec, when this dude can't even defend himself, he has no voice. Shame on you, sweet Dagoth Ur.
Legit the best iteration of Ai Dagoth.
Alright "Big D" already killed me
Unrelated question, if a lesser race(like myself) was born in morrowind , that means it is not a outlander?
No, it would make you a slave.
@@DIEGhostfish"farming equipment " we don't use that s word
Ok for real i 100% believe that was davoth talking about house telvani holy shit
Aye Big D in the huzza!
Shame about the fate of house Dres…..terrible farming equipment malfunction led to them being torn apart and paraded through the land .
It was actually house redoran that pulled off a coup in ravenrock not hlallu, can't believe no one said anything all these months, hilarious none the less.
No?
So all shit only good for treatment of lesser creatures only the last is
quite good nice i understand
Wait wait, i just heard how Daddygoth pronounced Hlaalu. Do you voice these yourself?
Lord Dagoth, I have done everything in my power to overcome being born a filthy Imperial. I studied magic and became a master, I humbly served House Telvanni until I was made an honorary member of said House (because the other houses wouldn't take me, of course), I busted my ass for the impoverished miners at Raven Rock and was rewarded with a ballin' new Dunmer-style mansion, I even considered going to that face sculptor in Riften but thought better of it after reading her reviews on NordYelp. I know not what else I can do to escape the circumstances of my birth. Are my efforts sufficient?
They are likely sifficient...for you to become a farm tool he may regard with a small grain of passive fondness.
I absolutely love this
Class rep here... That was todays lesson on Morrowind politics. Thank you, Professor Dagoth.
Now for todays homework, finding and using the right words to deflect "labor concerns" from questioning inside and outside factions/ parties XD
What about the obscure house Dwemer?
Based labour laws
Your houses are indeed great houses
0:18 seconds in and already bursted out laughing😂
I burst out laughing at "Big D here" so not even 1 second!
When will we hear more about your spring break
Is this AI? Such a weird era we live in that we ask that question. Eitherway cool voice
I do not know who I am or why I am here all I know is I must honor the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned
The Argonians shafted House Dress something fierce, the farm tools were so good at killing Daedra that Mehrunes Dagon ordered his Lieutenants to close all the oblivion gates in Black Marsh, and soon after the they would invade morrowind for some major payback. Given the fact that the Hist empowered all argonians during oblivion crisis the Asseccion War that followed was extremely one sided, it was so bad in fact, that most of the survivors of morrowind fled to Solstheim, and the red year finished off the survivors who stayed behind. I mean talk about a tragedy, driven from your homes by your own farm tools, and those that had stayed behind were finished off by their own hubris when the comet Baar Dau collided with the Red Mountain. The Dunmer were fated to go extinct the second tribunal usurped divinity! There is a lesson in there some where, Dagoth Ur, as all that you've been planning was in vain! You are a god, how could a god not see it coming. LMAO
for the glory of house dres
This content fucking slaps
4:34
i am a proud dunmer player
Any N'wah swit worth their salt knows what they are about, and they're about money. Which is why my loyalty is with House Hlaalu.