It’s like if I walked out of my first lecture at community college, reading the syllabus to know how to not get kicked out after the first week; and the dean takes me aside into the shadows and tasks me with uncovering a conspiracy to blow up the entire campus.
@@Mongoosesummonerif you say morrowind for the dunmer nobody panics. Say Skyrim belongs to the Nords and everyone loses their minds. Btw ysgramor did nothing wrong.
Well obviously there's no hypocrisy involved here at all. Who's Dagoth racist against? The Argonians? The Khajiit? They clearly don't count since you can't be racist against farm tools. (Joking, joking)
To be fair, Delphine is just so unlikeable. It's not even a racist thing she just so disrespectful to the dragonborn and treats them like a lap dog. Worse than Maven imho.
He also offers Nerevar Moon and Star Mercy while Delphine demands Paarthunax be killed for crimes he committed millenia before her eldest ancestor was born, and even meditated to be redeemed of said crimes
“Imagine I was a banker who stole from the vault and none of my co workers ever knew a fucking thing for years” holy shit when you put it like that…. It’s even more embarrassing that it makes perfect sense 😂
@Leyrua honestly these AI Dagoth Ur memes are making Morrowind my favorite game in the series and Dark Elves my favorite race. The most based culture in Tamriel even without the memes lol
I’m not sure if it’s impressive or hypocritical Dagoth calling Delphine an evil racist… I mean he’s not wrong at all, I’m just wondering if this is a “pot calling the kettle black” situation, or a “she’s so bad that even he calls her out on it” situation
Paarthurnax acknowledges that Delphine sort of has a point about general draconic tendencies (if you talk to him after she orders his death). That doesn't make her right, but it does push this pretty far into "pot calling the kettle black" territory. Also, he starts this rant off by insulting the Argonians, so I'm pretty sure that's the joke.
Big pause at Dagoth Ur calling anyone a Fascist. Like if you got him in a room with Hitler he'd probably call him a bitch for not making enough members of the SS into Ash Vampires.
Holy shit Companions "Founded in a Merethic Era as a hate group", "Kodlak suffers from a terrible malady know as being an outlander", very in characer for Dagoth Ur to consider this being much bigger problem than lycantrophy lol.
These are so amazing. Can you please do one with the tribunal arriving to get more power from the heart and learning that Dagoth is still alive, except he just roasts the absolute shit out of them.
I gotta say Daddy Dagoth sounds a little jealous about the divine intervention that Alduin provided Ulfric. If Ulfric was a dark elf he'd probably be number one
Smh everyone be tip toeing on putting the red guards in their place. They my favorite race and I still flame them for being the only race so crazy about the dead they'll just lie down and die over it like Altmer necromancers or Thalmor Necromancers would've won them the war tbh
Tbh under Dunmeri tradition vampires are abominations that need to be hunted without mercy or respite, and Isran is one of the few people actually focused on killing vampires. Voryn’s not about to go praising some outlander but that attitude against vampires merits a bit of a softer touch in the criticism.
The fact that Dagoth condemns genocide when talking about Delphine saddens me. Truly he's forgotten the goals of the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned 😢
@@combativeThinker When you talk to him, he pretty clearly states his intention to continue waging war on the empire after he's driven them from Morrowind. And one can only assume he would not stop until the empire no longer exists.
A thought occurs. Would corrupting and using Auriel's Bow on the sun really kill all organic life? I mean, in the lore, isn't the sun and all the stars just holes in the void? Do we have any way of knowing if things function the same way on Nirn? There are tons of caves in the base game with trees and plants growing in them just fine. 😅
The miths are an interpretation of what really happened, but the celestial bodies still exists as so, so maybe Magnus was so powerful his depart literally lit up the sun, but the sun a big ball of plasma is still there definitely
Well, in some interpretations, it's a hole to Aetherius, a place where magicka originates, so it's not an enormous leap of logic that this magical light has the same effect as mundane light.
It wouldn't kill all organic life but it would make literally the entire world join forces to exterminate the vampires to find a way to undo it. Harkon and friends would become an intolerable threat to the rest of the world so gg vampires Edit: Serana's mom pretty much confirms this
In other planets, such as the planes of Oblivion - particularly Coldharbour - the sun is absent, and life is still able to flourish and grow. Magicka may be what fuels life, and Magnus isn't the only source of Magicka.
Also, the sun can be brought back by using a sunhallowed arrow on the sky, redoing the tyranny of the sun. So not only is his plan impermanent, it will ultimately result in vampires being wiped off Tamriel when angry citizens come to fight for their sun.
The magic of aetherius places restrictions in terms of your spells, potions, and enchantments being part of the world's "song". The Dwemer had a greater command via the study of tonal architecture, but they're absent since the Numidium's Red Moment in the First Era. The Yokudans had the swordsong, but that might've contributed to their continent sinking into the sea. And the Thu'um is both outside the restrictions of Aetherius-based magic but intimately tied to the power of Akatosh and his descendants.
“Founded in the merethic era as a hate group but somehow morphed into a fellowship of furries. Unfortunately Kodlack suffers from a terrible malady known as being an outlander.” I’m dead 💀
Disappointed you didn't cover paarthurnax or the graybeards as a faction. They count more than the bards or forsworn at least. Also the leader of the small Nordic faction in solstheim exists. Forget his name cause it's been a bit since I played. Also that riekling faction was a thing too.
I feel like Dagoth would respect tullius. If you tell dagoth in red mountain that you are loyal to the empire, he congratulates you for your loyalty, although he hates the empire.
Dagoth probably would support Delphine on that hate Dragons part since he himself hates lizards, but still for being an outlander she loses a lot of points
Y'know his comments on Almalexia are hilarious, but funny enough it was actually more Nerevar that could be described as the gold digger in that situation. *He* married *up* into House Indoril.
The shade coming from Dagoth Ur, the one true God of Morrowind, has me in stitches. His every word of divine truth brings honour to the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.
Dagoth Ur: "I find her antidragon views to be incredibly distasteful" Dagoth Ur literally seconds prior: *_"I'd literally rather talk to an Argonian and pretend that it's smart enough to understand me than [...]"_*
you know, i thought this was voice-over work done by someone who sounded similar. only upon looking into the description after hearing some dubious "oooooh"s did i realize its AI. man AI is getting crazy good at this.
Игры
“Savos Aren, you think I’m going to go easy because he’s a dunmer and you’re correct.” 😂😂😂😂 Love the blatant discrimination. 😂😂😂
N'wahs mad. Lol
I love the fact that his bias for Savos Aren is immediately precluded by shitting on delphine for being racist against dragons.
I don't get it.
@@Ghost11235813 dragons deserve it
Based Dagoth Ur
"he entrusted the fate of the entire college with a freshman who only attendend a SINGLE FUCKIN LECTURE" I died of laughter
first harry potter movie plot be like
@@solowingpixy9367Shit, you're right
Its true though.
@@solowingpixy9367 awww beat me to it
It’s like if I walked out of my first lecture at community college, reading the syllabus to know how to not get kicked out after the first week; and the dean takes me aside into the shadows and tasks me with uncovering a conspiracy to blow up the entire campus.
"Truly that anyone alive today continues to harbor such dogmatic and genocidal ideas is nothing short of astonishing."
-Dagoth Ur
*proceeds to call Dunmer the superior race*
Well, to be fair, he doesn't want to genocide any races. Just kick them out of Morrowind.
@@Mongoosesummonerif you say morrowind for the dunmer nobody panics. Say Skyrim belongs to the Nords and everyone loses their minds.
Btw ysgramor did nothing wrong.
@@proudsaiyanprince2651 I didn't say he wasn't wrong, just that genocide wasn't on the menu.
Yeah I just about keeled over at that bit.
I love Dagoth's complete lack of self awareness when ripping on delphine and ulfric for being racist.
@Feo Savoyan 😂 yup
Animals are racist, Dunmer aren’t animals
Well obviously there's no hypocrisy involved here at all. Who's Dagoth racist against? The Argonians? The Khajiit? They clearly don't count since you can't be racist against farm tools. (Joking, joking)
To be fair, Delphine is just so unlikeable. It's not even a racist thing she just so disrespectful to the dragonborn and treats them like a lap dog. Worse than Maven imho.
@@Strangeric798 And all of the other races that aren't the dunmer, but to be fair, they ARE outlanders, and filthy ones at that.
"The Companions started as a hate group but somehow turned into a furry association."
Ngl you got me with that one.
That's how you know Skyrim is fantasy, in real life it's the reverse
“Unfortunately, Kodlak suffers from a terribly malady known as ‘Being An Outlander’.”
Saw it coming, still ruined me.
"A predisposition for leadership that all Dunmer except Savos Aren possess"
Lmfao
Please keep enlighten us with your totally superior and unbiased opinions, Lord Dagoth.
"And your boy, Daddy Dagoth, don't get down with mongrel dogs of the Empire does he? NNNNooooooooo he sure fucking does not" LMFAO
"The companions which was founded in the merethic era as a hate group but some how morphed as a fellowship of furries"
So every discord server ever
Underrated comment.
True
So relatable
Arousing
Neopagans be like:
“wolf in wolf’s clothing” is fuckin insane that shit had me dying
Sure, dagoth ur may be a genocidal slaver hell-bent on authoritarian domination, but at least he's not Delphine.
I may be genocidal but at least I'm not genocidal
@@knnitk4370He does his dirty work personally. Delphine makes YOU do it. Than demands you be thankfull to HER for your work.
@@reduande He also is BLATANT about it. He doesnt bother explaining the how or why he's racist, he just wants you to join him, sweet Nerevar
He also offers Nerevar Moon and Star Mercy while Delphine demands Paarthunax be killed for crimes he committed millenia before her eldest ancestor was born, and even meditated to be redeemed of said crimes
That’s EXACTLY right! Lol
"Let's get down to dwemer tacks." Is honestly such a a great throw away line.
"Ok Sotha, you fucking penis."
Dude, the writing in this one is A++.
“Imagine I was a banker who stole from the vault and none of my co workers ever knew a fucking thing for years” holy shit when you put it like that…. It’s even more embarrassing that it makes perfect sense 😂
I'm replaying the Thieves Guild quest for the first time in a few years, and yeah, this was my first thought too. 😂
@Leyrua honestly these AI Dagoth Ur memes are making Morrowind my favorite game in the series and Dark Elves my favorite race. The most based culture in Tamriel even without the memes lol
happened to my mother. One of her former coworkers is a thief.
But that's none of my business.
@@Dirty_Miso dark elves for the win!!!
I’m not sure if it’s impressive or hypocritical Dagoth calling Delphine an evil racist… I mean he’s not wrong at all, I’m just wondering if this is a “pot calling the kettle black” situation, or a “she’s so bad that even he calls her out on it” situation
Paarthurnax acknowledges that Delphine sort of has a point about general draconic tendencies (if you talk to him after she orders his death). That doesn't make her right, but it does push this pretty far into "pot calling the kettle black" territory.
Also, he starts this rant off by insulting the Argonians, so I'm pretty sure that's the joke.
Both, I'd say.
It's different dude
Its both.
He may be a rascist, but atleast he's a rascist people like.
Delphine just sucks as a whole
ehh, i mean imagine being racist against a thing that hasn't even been around for like 2000 years or whatever, doesn't really make sense.
Having Dagoth explain in plain, traditional, nowadays english how stupid every faction in this game is is just amazing
I love how Dagoth is _genuinely_ ticked off by the Forsworn wasting resources. Given how difficult survival is in the ashlands...
“If you think imma go easy on Savos just because he’s a dunmer, then youre CORRECT” LMAO
Nord = ice n'wah , Redguard = sand n'wah , Breton = castle n'wah , Imperial = n'wahus maximus , Argonian = farm tool n'wah , khajiit = furry n'wah , orc = ooga booga n'wah , dwemer = heathen cousin , aldmer = fancy cousin , bosmer = ooga booga cousin , dunmer = superior ones.
💀
Arousing
What a grand and intoxicating comment.
@@Aliyah_666 thank you outlander. I wont call you as an n'wah for 2 days because i appreciate your compliment.
@@conquistador5228 khajiit pretending to be dunmer because they know dunmer are the best source pfp
Big pause at Dagoth Ur calling anyone a Fascist.
Like if you got him in a room with Hitler he'd probably call him a bitch for not making enough members of the SS into Ash Vampires.
We like our Dagoth served hypocritical with a side of 0 self-awareness.
@@djdagoth based and dreamer pilled
Yessir this the nut of the joke
Wild how "fascist" isn't in the German consonant-vowel salad that is "N*ZI"
To be fair, we did actually see results with one of them
Holy shit Companions "Founded in a Merethic Era as a hate group", "Kodlak suffers from a terrible malady know as being an outlander", very in characer for Dagoth Ur to consider this being much bigger problem than lycantrophy lol.
God I love the fact people are still making these Dagoth vids
These are so amazing. Can you please do one with the tribunal arriving to get more power from the heart and learning that Dagoth is still alive, except he just roasts the absolute shit out of them.
Absolutely brilliant idea.
I would watch the fuck out of that.
that would be fucking hilarious
I second this!🎉
Ayo, The Commission, tho
These remind me of the early days of If the Emperor of Mankind had a Text-To-Speach device.
Rip Emperor TTS. We miss you. And we still love you.
RIP Captain General Kitten, you were taken too soon.
"It's not scary, it's just yucky."
I don't know why that one cracked me
I gotta say Daddy Dagoth sounds a little jealous about the divine intervention that Alduin provided Ulfric. If Ulfric was a dark elf he'd probably be number one
Am I the only one who thought he really took it easy on the Redguard?
I was expecting alot more from Daddy Dagoth.
Smh everyone be tip toeing on putting the red guards in their place. They my favorite race and I still flame them for being the only race so crazy about the dead they'll just lie down and die over it like Altmer necromancers or Thalmor Necromancers would've won them the war tbh
Tbh under Dunmeri tradition vampires are abominations that need to be hunted without mercy or respite, and Isran is one of the few people actually focused on killing vampires. Voryn’s not about to go praising some outlander but that attitude against vampires merits a bit of a softer touch in the criticism.
4:31 Dagoth Ur saying yucky has me in stitches
Redguards are technically the most outlander of all the races since Yokuda sank into the ocean so they don’t even have a true homeland
They're also from the previous Kalpa
I love how this meme grew to its own content genre. Its great to be here since the start
the writing is the real gem here amazing comedy writer
Whatever it is you're doing when you write these videos it's working damn well. By far the funniest AI vids out there
The fact that Dagoth condemns genocide when talking about Delphine saddens me. Truly he's forgotten the goals of the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned 😢
Their goals aren’t genocide, though; merely the expulsion of all outlanders from Morrowind.
@@combativeThinker When you talk to him, he pretty clearly states his intention to continue waging war on the empire after he's driven them from Morrowind. And one can only assume he would not stop until the empire no longer exists.
10:02 this is just...too good. I can't handle it❤
"Well, it would depend on what you mean by... 'Day'."
A thought occurs.
Would corrupting and using Auriel's Bow on the sun really kill all organic life? I mean, in the lore, isn't the sun and all the stars just holes in the void? Do we have any way of knowing if things function the same way on Nirn? There are tons of caves in the base game with trees and plants growing in them just fine. 😅
The miths are an interpretation of what really happened, but the celestial bodies still exists as so, so maybe Magnus was so powerful his depart literally lit up the sun, but the sun a big ball of plasma is still there definitely
Well, in some interpretations, it's a hole to Aetherius, a place where magicka originates, so it's not an enormous leap of logic that this magical light has the same effect as mundane light.
It wouldn't kill all organic life but it would make literally the entire world join forces to exterminate the vampires to find a way to undo it. Harkon and friends would become an intolerable threat to the rest of the world so gg vampires Edit: Serana's mom pretty much confirms this
In other planets, such as the planes of Oblivion - particularly Coldharbour - the sun is absent, and life is still able to flourish and grow.
Magicka may be what fuels life, and Magnus isn't the only source of Magicka.
Also, the sun can be brought back by using a sunhallowed arrow on the sky, redoing the tyranny of the sun. So not only is his plan impermanent, it will ultimately result in vampires being wiped off Tamriel when angry citizens come to fight for their sun.
Love the content keep it coming.
For a universe that claims that sounds hold some kind of OP power, there sure isnt a lot of choice in using music tactically in world.
The magic of aetherius places restrictions in terms of your spells, potions, and enchantments being part of the world's "song". The Dwemer had a greater command via the study of tonal architecture, but they're absent since the Numidium's Red Moment in the First Era. The Yokudans had the swordsong, but that might've contributed to their continent sinking into the sea. And the Thu'um is both outside the restrictions of Aetherius-based magic but intimately tied to the power of Akatosh and his descendants.
@William Swiss On the subject of tonal magic, Keening and Sunder are good examples. A particularly sore spot for our boy Dagoth.
I love how well written this is😂
“Founded in the merethic era as a hate group but somehow morphed into a fellowship of furries. Unfortunately Kodlack suffers from a terrible malady known as being an outlander.”
I’m dead 💀
I love his character; condescending, blunt, gay, racist, valley girl
Daddy Dagoth gave me the best idea, getting a black soul gem and sending Ulfrick straight into the Soul Cairn, no Sovangarde for him
Starting a new playthrough, I'll be sure to do this. I'll even get that mod that will send nords to Sovengarde unless you BSG them.
Oh maaan the roasting of Tullius got me good 😂
This was awesome. I wish I knew how you were able to get the voice to be so spot on
Boosting for the algorithm 🙌 Love your work, keep it up! 🌻🐝
After spending last night a binge watch of Dagoth videos, i find myself subscribed to this channel in the morning.
Hey man the Snow Elves drew first blood thinking they could genocide the Atmoran's
God I love this Channel so much
Funny how Dagoth will always tackle each an every character's faults to the fact of not being a dunmer
Disappointed you didn't cover paarthurnax or the graybeards as a faction. They count more than the bards or forsworn at least. Also the leader of the small Nordic faction in solstheim exists. Forget his name cause it's been a bit since I played. Also that riekling faction was a thing too.
You should do Dagoth Ur reviewing some of the Dark elves of Skyrim (Karliah, that one follower from raven rock, Master Neloth etc)
Dagoth Ur saying “yucky” completes me
Damn, and here I was ready for him to cover Karliah and the Nightingales in all of his unbaised glory.
Perfect way to open the video.
Just in time for that after work recreational skooma
Please do this with the Oblivion factions. I want to hear Dagoth destroying Mankar Cameron and the Fighter's Guild.
These are hilarious! I wish you could narrate my life!
I feel like Dagoth would respect tullius. If you tell dagoth in red mountain that you are loyal to the empire, he congratulates you for your loyalty, although he hates the empire.
Imagine a debate between Vivec, Almalexia, Sotha Sil, Nerevar, and Dagoth Ur
That’d basically just devolve into TES version of Its Always Sunny
I appreciate your honesty and thoughts on these incompetent leaders, as a fellow Imperial Guts build (mod) person. I side with Dagoth Ur.
Dagoth probably would support Delphine on that hate Dragons part since he himself hates lizards, but still for being an outlander she loses a lot of points
He doesn't hate lizards, after all, why would Dagoth Ur hate the existance of his efficient farming tools?
What a grand and intoxicating innocence
i my god i love these
We have here yet another tragic instance of outlander leadership.
No Paarthunax? No Master Neloth?
The Greybeards and house Telvanni a definitely more of a faction than the Forsworn or the bards college.
Y'know his comments on Almalexia are hilarious, but funny enough it was actually more Nerevar that could be described as the gold digger in that situation. *He* married *up* into House Indoril.
Im sad Karliah wasnt a part of this. Would have like to hear his take on her purple eyes abnormality.
Why do I love this so much 😂😂
The snazzy "Yeah okay" when seeing Delphine pop up is the cherry on top
The shade coming from Dagoth Ur, the one true God of Morrowind, has me in stitches. His every word of divine truth brings honour to the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.
The Tribunal part was my favorite.
Dagoth Ur: "I find her antidragon views to be incredibly distasteful"
Dagoth Ur literally seconds prior: *_"I'd literally rather talk to an Argonian and pretend that it's smart enough to understand me than [...]"_*
Someone needs to do one of these with pelinal whitestrake as the speaker. Need to put the knife ears back in there place!
This was too funny 🤣🤣 love the part about soul trapping the imperial and storm cloak leaders. Fitting punishment 🎯
I wasn’t expecting the Daddy Dagoth line 😂
Kodlak the guy to tell you "we are like a family" on your job interview
The General Tulius one was comedic gold. That "nooooooooo he fucking doesn't." was beautiful.
This is comedy gold.
It would be interesting to know how you create the the voice... Which AI do you use ?
Him going off about the forsworn had me roaring
"The wannabe Jeronimo of the Forsworn"
That is as perfect a description of Madanach as you are ever gonna get
"We have here yet another tragic instance of outlander leadership" 💀💀💀
You'd think he'd go a bit easier on Madanach, since the Reachmen belief system shares many similarities with the Dunmer
Delphine... you nailed it!
I love Dagoth is basically obsessed with dunmer so much that he gives Harkon a plus just because his vampire lord form has a similar skin tone.
Can’t believe you left out paarthunaax but included madenach.
Well you roasted Delphine alright
This shit should have millions of views
Please review the Skyrim armors
you know, i thought this was voice-over work done by someone who sounded similar. only upon looking into the description after hearing some dubious "oooooh"s did i realize its AI. man AI is getting crazy good at this.
5:44 me everytime in family gathering,while watching my dad,grandpa and uncle conversations
What are the mods referenced in the video?
Dagoths explanation on delphine is perfect
Praise be to our God Dagoth, loved you on Joe Rogan as well by the way.
Now I have the feeling that Paarthurnax visited daddy Dagoth in Red Mountain from time to time.
My opinion of the Dunmer has been going up as of late.
At 6:21, missed opportunity to say " lets get down to brass god tacks"
Hmm intriguing
The best thing about Skyrim faction leaders is you can replace them all (the ones that count, not fake ones.)
What voice generator do you have to make dagoth ur talk in a perfect sentence
Dagoth Ur rates all the Jarls in Skyrim