Come Nerevar, isn’t it baffling that Nords and imperials continue to flee cities overrun by Redguards, yet still elect Kings that support policies favoring Redguards?
The ADL has been alerted to your support for outdated baseless slander coming out of a washed up ex-Tribunal hermit that hangs out in his masturbation volcano all century
"Despite only making up 13% of the imperial population, redguards have committed 51.2% of all murder and non-negligent homicide within the empire four years ago" - his majesty the awakened lord of the sixth house Dagoth Ur, unified imperial calendar 69,420
All known magic skipped a beat that day. That piece of numidium that broke off and leveled that building down the street where possibly crucial evidence against the aldmeri elders of you-know-where was being held… cmon man
Dude, it's crazy you were able to get it to the 3 hour episode. I've been commenting about the potential for this video for a while now and it's awesome to finally see it. I've said it many times but yours are the only AI videos that aren't completely cringe and embarrassing.
Im glad someone is finally talking about the crime coming out of the orc strongholds! Talos i heard people from markarth were getting their pets taken and sacrifices by the reachmen (or those "people" from hammerfall)! This wouldn't be happening if the bid for the high king was stolen from Ulfric Stormcloak the rightful king of skyrim
This long form podcast or short film format is so OP. This video and Dr Phoxotic's "Patrick Bateman in 2024" are some of the coolest and funniest videos I've ever seen.
This is genuinely amazing, was expecting the usual AI slop but got complete comedy gold, made me laugh like a madman at work, to the confusion of the health and safety officer nearby. Best parts to me outside of the thinly veiled parodies of definitely not conspiracy theories, were the parts when Joe would just derail the conversation to talk about the fucking doors in minecraft or the god damn trains and the exasperated tone of ya boi Dagoth. Good shitt, great shit even, a beautiful gold plated diarrhea of content. You honor the Sixth House and the tribe unmorned, and I would love if you would make more episodes of this that i can fill my monotonous workday with.
Omg I cannot imagine how long it must've taken to make this lmao, well done! I guess the only critique I could possibly give is that the voices are a bit stiff/robotic compared to some other AI voice recreations ive heard, but its hardly a dealbreaker. I hope we get an episode 2 at some point :)
Depends on what you like, if you want max customization (and a hard challenge), go for Morrowind. If you want updated graphics (by 2000's standards) and dimple rpg gameplay, go for Skyrim. If you want something in the middle, try Oblivion.
Biggest revelation from this interview; Dagoth Ur would've become a sweet roll if he had two lives 😮😮😮 my mind is absolutely blown!! This is why we love Dagoth, he's so real
Back in 3E 427-433, in the last few years that the Arcane University still kept track of the average attribute scores for all the races that inhabit Tamriel, even fully Imperialized Redguards had an average baseline intelligence score of 30 points. This is on par with the unwashed Nord barbarians of Northern Solstheim or the stronghold-dwelling Orcs of the Wrothgarian Mountains. Bretons and Altmer, on the other hand, had a base intelligence of 50 points. Is it really surprising that they are so much more successful in crafting civilizations and mastering the manipulation of magicka?
Ofcourse you believe that altmer propaganda the Nords ended mer before and now the Altmer use their cattle to attack the Nords. The cattle vieuw Altmer magick as society.
I really appreciate how much effort must have went into making this insane masterpiece. And its shameful how unappreciated it will be despite being one of the greatest works of art of our time
I know nothing about Elder scrolls lore but I just ate an edible and I can confirm that this is incredibly true to the elder scrolls lore and also completely canon.
"He ended the Ayleid reign is what he did! He was a great Imperial liberator! And in this house Pelinal Whitestrake is a hero! End of story!" - Tony Soprano, head of the Thieves Guild
Have you ever asked yourself why the High Elves have been kicked out of 109 empires?
Mere coincidence, taur.
It's not racist to point out verifiable facts, like the fact that wherever high elves go to settle, crime rates shoot up astronomically.
110, Afghanistan recently expelled them too. The elves I mean
Maldives as well
@@frauleinhohenzollern then it should be 112, because 109 was before panama (i think,something south american) and quatar recently
This is how you honor the sixth house and tribe un-mourned
House dagoth was demographically replaced.
Joe has such a grand and intoxicating innocence, even for a n'wah
@@XXLiquidcyanideXXn’wahs in paris
The High elves will call you anti-Altmeric but never wrong.
Around elves, watch yourselves
Damn knife-ears.
3 hour pod cast of Dagoth Ur (as well as some outlander).
This pleases the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.
Come Nerevar, isn’t it baffling that Nords and imperials continue to flee cities overrun by Redguards, yet still elect Kings that support policies favoring Redguards?
Bro wtf 😂
The Nords and Imperials doomed themselves the second they allowed women to have a political voice
Right?!?!?!
This is exceptionally based. A cultural masterpiece of our time.
The ADL has been alerted to your support for outdated baseless slander coming out of a washed up ex-Tribunal hermit that hangs out in his masturbation volcano all century
BY AZZURA! I can't believe you dropped a full length podcast on dagoth lmao. What a grand and intoxicating show truly a work of art.
Never get comfortable around redguards…
Odd I haven’t seen much of them in the Thieve’s guild
@@Sol1ta1re not even the guild wants to be associated…
@@Sol1ta1reThat's because they are more suited to mugging, what the thieves guild does is patience, planning and strategy to make the big scores.
@@scutumfidelis1436 Hmmm, I'm sure there are bandit camps thinking "We'd prefer an Argonian"
Around a Redguard, never disregard.
I heard the Argonian started stealing common household pets and eating them.
An Argonian ate my Guar!
They're eating the dogs!
One of them ate my bantam guar, and my neighbor's Breton terrier.
The High Elves must be stopped .. I'm sick of pretending they are Our Ally.. They will destroy it All ❤
they are responsible for pretty much everything including yasuke which was never real, the feminist movement in japan and 72 made up genders.
Nothing will be done. Over 100 times they've been expelled. And they come back and give more power each time
Worse than the chimpan- I mean orcs
youtube has removed so many comments on this post.
"Despite only making up 13% of the imperial population, redguards have committed 51.2% of all murder and non-negligent homicide within the empire four years ago" - his majesty the awakened lord of the sixth house Dagoth Ur, unified imperial calendar 69,420
I immediately checked to see if there was an episode 2, this is so damned amazing
Full length! Awesome
This is one of the best things ever made
We Nords and Imperials use the “ hard R “ when calling them Redguards.
Redguarders
Ra Gaders
I like to roll my "R's" so they really hear and feel it
@@TheLastImperial88
You’re right that feels nice
@@TheLastImperial88just tried that and yeah that felt good
*Half of these comments:* People playing along ironically
*Other half:* People disguising their racist beliefs in Tamrielic lore
Cant stand em. I regret getting my khajiit neighbors jailed, now redguards moved in. At least the khajiit were quiet
Name one good thing that has come out of Hammerfell; one thing the Redguards have invented
no better than orcs tbh
@@Sol1ta1re Allegedly, they invented silence. Now if only the Redguards could remember how to produce it, we'd all be happier.
The empire needs to fall in order to free the Imperials, Nords and Bretons from their genocidal tyrants.
I hope you never stop making this kind of thing. This is so much fun to listen to.
We really got Dagoth Ur on Joe Rogan before GTA VI
Before Elder Scrolls VI
Before Final Fantasy VI remake
No we didn't, we got Joe Rogan on the Dagoth Ur podcast.
@@TrishChan180 thanks
Wow, this is great. And of course Dwemer oil couldn’t melt enchanted steel beams.
Daggoth is lying! He's ignoring tensile strength of enchanted steel!
Curious why they were flasks of oil and explosive runes remnants found in the rubble
All known magic skipped a beat that day. That piece of numidium that broke off and leveled that building down the street where possibly crucial evidence against the aldmeri elders of you-know-where was being held… cmon man
This is what we subscribed for!
💯
1:59:06 how would you feel if you didnt smoke skooma this morning?" "but i did smoke skooma this morning" said the orc, confused.
See i visted a redguards house and his destruction magic detector kept chirping.
Only if the question was asked within 15 seconds of said Orc smoking skooma.
@@lordodin5755
_“The redguard wasn’t able to fathom that the noise in his shack somehow correlated to his stash of purloined soul gems.”_
Watched the whole three hours and dont regret a second of it. ❤️🤣
Now *THIS* is what we need
This channel has brought me many hours of enjoyment, but this is certainly your greatest masterpiece so far. Do what you enjoy.
This is so reminiscent of the classic GTA talk radio stations and I am so here for it ❤
It's better at least than v and most of rdr2
The Altmer cries out in pain as he strikes you
That's probably from the 20% reflect spell I cast every time I see an Altmer: just in case.
@@thefranken-thing I'd find a spell to stop them stealing your wallet during the scuffle
@@lukemorgan6166I just speak teh secret phrase: HANDS OFF!
Know your place goy
They call you antimer, but they will never call you a liar.
This is disturbingly well done...
Dude’s a genius
Dude, it's crazy you were able to get it to the 3 hour episode. I've been commenting about the potential for this video for a while now and it's awesome to finally see it. I've said it many times but yours are the only AI videos that aren't completely cringe and embarrassing.
Oh my Dagoth... Memecave has truly blessed us on this day
Blessed by Azura
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINALY!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like the bumper music should be Dagothwave
Legitimately flows like a real conversation between a Wikipedia expert and a sixth house fanatic.
1:21:30 Joe mistakenly saying highland elves is fucking genius
What a grand and intoxicating podcast!
This was great and I want more of it.
Thank you for posting the full edit. I love your work, keep it up!!!
Your characterization of Dagoth Ur is amazing.
What a work of art 💯 By azura this is better than the puns section in the black horse courier
Im glad someone is finally talking about the crime coming out of the orc strongholds! Talos i heard people from markarth were getting their pets taken and sacrifices by the reachmen (or those "people" from hammerfall)! This wouldn't be happening if the bid for the high king was stolen from Ulfric Stormcloak the rightful king of skyrim
Cant wait to spend three hours like this
This long form podcast or short film format is so OP. This video and Dr Phoxotic's "Patrick Bateman in 2024" are some of the coolest and funniest videos I've ever seen.
This being the culmination of all the previous discussions (with some extra inbetween banter) has been lovely to listen.
Bravo!
Rogan's wife is an Altmer, explains his bias
Is that real? Jaime look that up.
This script is hilarious, well done
3 entire hours of stellar dialogue with the one true lord. Bravo!
Moment in history fams. Glad I could be apart of the beginning.
Can’t wait for TES 6 to cuck everything that made it great
Absolute work of art.
"Every. Single. Time."
"Really?"
"...but not in this case..."
Even better, Joe says "yeah, man"
This is genuinely amazing, was expecting the usual AI slop but got complete comedy gold, made me laugh like a madman at work, to the confusion of the health and safety officer nearby. Best parts to me outside of the thinly veiled parodies of definitely not conspiracy theories, were the parts when Joe would just derail the conversation to talk about the fucking doors in minecraft or the god damn trains and the exasperated tone of ya boi Dagoth. Good shitt, great shit even, a beautiful gold plated diarrhea of content.
You honor the Sixth House and the tribe unmorned, and I would love if you would make more episodes of this that i can fill my monotonous workday with.
That one downvote is from a High Elf no doubt.
Omg I cannot imagine how long it must've taken to make this lmao, well done! I guess the only critique I could possibly give is that the voices are a bit stiff/robotic compared to some other AI voice recreations ive heard, but its hardly a dealbreaker. I hope we get an episode 2 at some point :)
It's these damn videos that make me want to play TES games. I want to more adequately direct my hate and adoration toward the right Tamrielic races.
The 'right' Tamrielic races is crazy
This video alone has better writing than both Skyrim and Oblivion combined. Stick to Morrowind.
Depends on what you like, if you want max customization (and a hard challenge), go for Morrowind. If you want updated graphics (by 2000's standards) and dimple rpg gameplay, go for Skyrim. If you want something in the middle, try Oblivion.
The madman finally done it
1:13:11 Deadpan Dagoth truly is comedic gold
This is top teir content - its a meme within a meme with social commentary within social commentary ❤
Biggest revelation from this interview; Dagoth Ur would've become a sweet roll if he had two lives 😮😮😮 my mind is absolutely blown!! This is why we love Dagoth, he's so real
This was amazing, loved this video! You should make more A.I. podcast interviews like this!
This is a work of art.
54:10 "I am not going to say 'yes' to something that I don't want to understand" - Dagoth Ur (on leaky wooden doors)
This is high art. Truly impressive.
Back in 3E 427-433, in the last few years that the Arcane University still kept track of the average attribute scores for all the races that inhabit Tamriel, even fully Imperialized Redguards had an average baseline intelligence score of 30 points. This is on par with the unwashed Nord barbarians of Northern Solstheim or the stronghold-dwelling Orcs of the Wrothgarian Mountains. Bretons and Altmer, on the other hand, had a base intelligence of 50 points. Is it really surprising that they are so much more successful in crafting civilizations and mastering the manipulation of magicka?
Ofcourse you believe that altmer propaganda the Nords ended mer before and now the Altmer use their cattle to attack the Nords. The cattle vieuw Altmer magick as society.
We're losing our credit scores with this one 🔥 🔥 🔥
I really appreciate how much effort must have went into making this insane masterpiece. And its shameful how unappreciated it will be despite being one of the greatest works of art of our time
3 hours?!?!?!?!?!? thank the daedra and the aedra
17:32 ! Super based Dagoth Ur! Every Nord loved that!
This is insanely well done
Make a part two🗣️
need more of this brother
Thank you for this. This made me laugh and I really enjoyed listening.
Right on time for my 2 weeks off the imperial ebony mines.
THE DREAMER IS AWAKE
This might be the best thing on the internet right now
I know nothing about Elder scrolls lore but I just ate an edible and I can confirm that this is incredibly true to the elder scrolls lore and also completely canon.
Holyyyyyy Shiiiiiiit!
I Love you man!
Never lower your guard around redguards.
The level of creative use of real-world examples to elder scrolls lore makes this top tier.
Masterpiece.
Maybe dagoth wasnt the real bad guy...
He is a based fire-mountain dwelling Gigachad with a bitchin' golden mask. Sounds like a good guy to me.
In seriousness, it turns out I did a fairly good job of putting my playlist in chronological order.
"Whats wrong with you anyway?!" Dagoth Ur ask Joe Rogan. This script is killing me😂
Dude this is my new sleep podcast unironically
This is a hidden gem of a video. Sheogorath def had some hand in setting this up.
By the Nine. What a time to be alive.
i cannot believe this is Tortoise AI, this is INSANELY good.
Did anyone see the Tucker Carlson interview with Dagoth Ur?
I hope you do more of these, gold standard comedy!
"He ended the Ayleid reign is what he did! He was a great Imperial liberator! And in this house Pelinal Whitestrake is a hero! End of story!" - Tony Soprano, head of the Thieves Guild
I didn't knew there was a conspiracy theory about the Titanic too... thanks for letting us know
That one is a bit silly. The rest are on point
@@frauleinhohenzollernSILLY?!? It was an iceBERG!! I rest my case!
Goat pod
This is so unfathomably unbearably based
"experts? you mean the altmer" lmao
I always thought it's Joe Rogan as host and Dagoth as guest
More than a year in the making what a grand and intoxicating innocence
Fucking finally. I could only hold my seed in for so long.
The pronunciation "dweemer" never gets old
Yeah this is an actual masterpiece 😂
3 hours of pure cinema
Dude thank you so much this is awesome
This is outstanding, I've decided to give my vote to Mr Dagoth Ur after listening to this.
By azura by azura by azura, it's really here!
If only half of the references i understood, actually meant what i thought, you have my respect.