Dagoth Ur Helps You Pick A City in Morrowind

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  • Опубликовано: 30 июн 2024
  • Dagoth Ur is back with another extensive list of cities and towns. This time it is in Morrowind, specifically in Vvardenfell. He only goes over the major cities and towns within the Island of Vvardenfell. He does not talk about the towns in Soltsheim. This is also another regular list, it is not a tier list, because that has been done before. Also the McDagoths in Balmora makes an appearance here. Dagoth Ur has harsher opinions about Morrowind, surprisingly. This is a very extensive Dagoth Ur guide to Morrowind cities, and it took a lot of time and effort to make.
    The towns that were mentioned are:
    Cities
    Ald'ruhn
    Balmora
    Sadrith Mora
    Vivec
    Towns
    Caldera
    Ebonheart
    Gnisis
    Maar Gan
    Molag Mar
    Pelagiad
    Suran
    Tel Mora
    I also mentioned Seyda Neen due to how important a place it is despite being a small village. Mournhold was mentioned as well.
    This Dagoth Ur voiced list and Morrowind meme was made thanks to Eleven Labs AI, which has been a lifesaver for this channel. I appreciate all the support. This video was made with keeping the Elder Scrolls Lore in mind. Thank you, everyone, for watching!
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  • @catenjoyer22
    @catenjoyer22 Год назад +254

    Dagoth Ur Helps You Pick A Magical School
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    Dagoth Ur Ranks RUclipsrs (Puts everyone at bottom and himself at top)
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    • @ZakeandZach
      @ZakeandZach  Год назад +28

      I've done Apology video and Demonetization

    • @JackFrawley101
      @JackFrawley101 Год назад +10

      My guy out here generating more ideas than GPT3

    • @Melkor89
      @Melkor89 Год назад +3

      Dagoth Ur reads Crassius Curio

    • @phantomspaceman
      @phantomspaceman Год назад +6

      Dagoth rates all the alcohols of Nirn.

    • @MercenaryGio
      @MercenaryGio Год назад +2

      Dagoth Ur reads nerevar a bedtime story needs to be next

  • @Rottenberg666
    @Rottenberg666 Год назад +95

    "Hlaalu Fried Cliffracer" - that was a good one 😂

    • @jamesbailey5350
      @jamesbailey5350 Год назад

      I think saltrice is one of the seven alchemical ingredients in the secret recipe. Do not make the Western mistake of ordering a dozen wings.

  • @advocatusdiaboli9971
    @advocatusdiaboli9971 Год назад +122

    I really do not know why, but for some reason I really like these Dagoth Ur meme videos. The actual content, while funny to a degree, normally wouldn't draw me in. Rankings are just not that interesting really. I guess I just mindlessly listen to the voice of lord Dagoth, like a good dreamer should.

  • @RedPandaTables
    @RedPandaTables Год назад +95

    Jokes aside Caldera being smaller than Balmora but not so small that it may as well be dead make it the perfect size for a "home town" of sorts. It have a shop for armor repairs, the mage guild where you can buy alchemy stuff and basically right next to Balmora making it a small walk away. Generally my goto place for general trade. If playing as a male character and not minding a farming tool as a girl friend you can get Ahnassi's house completely for free in Pelagiad. Sadly it so far from anywhere and lack anything of value aside from the house itself that I never really try to make use of it. Don't think I ever finish the quest personally.

    • @jenniferadams7582
      @jenniferadams7582 Год назад +10

      Caldera definitely has a homey vibe. Bonus: may be a small town but best place to offload (most) loot if you happen to know a scamp.

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 Год назад +11

      ​​​@@jenniferadams7582 The orcs bitch that you take their shit but don't actually stop you, so you can grab a few pieces of orcish gear, great for new players.
      Edit: and if you get the crystals for the guy at the mage's guild you can teleport to a variety of strongholds that are otherwise a pain to get to, great for traveling.

  • @andreykuzmin4355
    @andreykuzmin4355 Год назад +8

    I am working at a silt striders fueling station. I will be sure to tell the fine n'wah at the Hlaalu Fried Cliffracers across the road about the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned

  • @ioele1000
    @ioele1000 Год назад +8

    He sounds so excited to tell us.

  • @axellion4573
    @axellion4573 Год назад +32

    While Sheogorath(a.k.a. me and every champion of cyrodiiil) might be either endearing or do hateable, most of the things he do is acceptable. Like planning to have Akatosh change the streams of time to cheese

  • @UlverEos
    @UlverEos Год назад +6

    i could listen to dagoth ur all day, what a voice. what a dream..

  • @Crossbow-xy4xg
    @Crossbow-xy4xg Год назад +7

    Hlaalu Fried Cliffracer had me in stiches XD

  • @KB-si5fx
    @KB-si5fx Год назад +7

    This is the quality content I expect from RUclips.

  • @PadawanSerg
    @PadawanSerg Год назад +8

    Balmora for guild chapters located, dwemer ruins nearby, imperial outpost & silt-stryder network - perfect place for a lowly mercenary to begin his rise to power.

    • @ItsChevnotJeff
      @ItsChevnotJeff Месяц назад

      Only con is that House Hlaalu is in control

  • @WeirdTroll666
    @WeirdTroll666 Год назад +8

    Hlaalu Fried Cliffracer 💀

  • @ja-vishaara
    @ja-vishaara Год назад +36

    Timeline in which Dagoth Ur, Nerevarine, and Almalexia form a new tribunal

    • @xFukairix
      @xFukairix Год назад +14

      Why the fuck would anyone let Almalexia anywhere near a tribunal

    • @ThePopo543
      @ThePopo543 Год назад +11

      Replace Alma with Sotha and you've got a real tribunal.

    • @ja-vishaara
      @ja-vishaara Год назад +3

      @@xFukairix because we need a token female for the tribunal

    • @badjoke4467
      @badjoke4467 Год назад +3

      Weird timeline with an Argonian Nerevarine as part of the tribunal. Do you think those proud Dunmer would worship a farm tool?

    • @ItsChevnotJeff
      @ItsChevnotJeff Месяц назад +1

      ​@@badjoke4467 No, the farm tool and the woman worships Dagoth Ur, the only god of Nirn and leader of the Sixth House and the Tribe unmourned, if anything Argonian Nerevarine is a role model for all farm tools to obey their Dunmer masters

  • @DragonWarrior11
    @DragonWarrior11 Год назад +7

    i love just how well spoken voryn dagoth is universally in all of the videos. its like everyone is a dreamer and has heard his words exactly as he intended.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tonobaker601
      @tonobaker601 Год назад

      Have you only just contracted corpus n’wah?

  • @goransekulic3671
    @goransekulic3671 Год назад +1

    This is amazing, I can't even ... ! :)

  • @woodlandcollective
    @woodlandcollective Год назад +2

    woooooooo yeah baby thats what its all about, thats what we've been waiting for, WOOOO

  • @mr.zer0773
    @mr.zer0773 Год назад

    Good timing, just started my "Chaos Heart" play-through, that's a cool mod that overhauls a ton of stuff and lets you join the sixths house.

  • @maiqtheliar789
    @maiqtheliar789 Год назад +8

    Both Seyda Neen and Balmora have one thing that none of the other cities have. That is the corpse of holding in a convenient location to hold all your stuff. Both are good but Balmora beats Seyda Neen just off of convenience. Plus you pretty much get a free mansion around the the corpse of holding. Which you can then easily move Creeper to with a command creature spell. Balmora is a transportation hub for both mages guild teleportation and silt striders. Only downside is all of the N'wahs especially the farm tools that are walking around free.

    • @ZakeandZach
      @ZakeandZach  Год назад +3

      Free real estate

    • @jannadark8100
      @jannadark8100 Год назад

      why do you need mansion if you already have whole corner club right next to silt strider and all guilds?

    • @maiqtheliar789
      @maiqtheliar789 Год назад

      @@jannadark8100 Because the corner club doesn't have a corpse of holding in it for all my stuff I don't want to carry around. Seriously limiting the amount of stuff you could put in chests is the one thing I don't miss about Morrowind that wasn't in later games. Just lead Creeper there and you get everything you need in a house. The corpse of holding is the main attraction the free mansion is just an additional perk.

  • @sauerkrautz2839
    @sauerkrautz2839 Год назад +2

    These videos teach me more about the lore than the games.

  • @Gladiation981
    @Gladiation981 Год назад +3

    Dagoth Ur helps you pick a workout routine to get the Dagoth bod

  • @supercellodude
    @supercellodude Год назад +6

    What sort of crimes does Dagoth Ur look down upon? Trade in moon sugar & skooma is a no-brainer considering how it ruins people. In his centuries of plotting, did he create a legal code that's separate from the ancestral guidance of the Three Good Daedra and/or the laws of the Tribunal Temple?

  • @jenniferadams7582
    @jenniferadams7582 Год назад +4

    Woah, I know I haven't fired up morrowind in a while but Balmora has a McDonald's now? I thought with a resident with a name like Fast Eddy , the first fast food place in Balmora would be Fast Eddy's Ash Yams Grill.

    • @ZakeandZach
      @ZakeandZach  Год назад +1

      Do you know what they call Sweet Rolls in Morrowind?

  • @ashleyshanks6821
    @ashleyshanks6821 11 месяцев назад +1

    Dagoth Ur should do a book review of Poison Song.

  • @viktord2025
    @viktord2025 Год назад +1

    Dagoth Ur should cover the Project Tamriel/Tamriel Rebuilt mods too if you ask me

  • @KCUFyoufordoxingme
    @KCUFyoufordoxingme Год назад

    I feel like an on map location of these places would have elevated this video.

    • @ZakeandZach
      @ZakeandZach  Год назад

      Good point. I'll do that next time

  • @henryarbaugh7255
    @henryarbaugh7255 4 месяца назад

    I just bumrush Tel Uvirith like a real telvanni Chad. You can get stage 2 complete before day 20 if you do things right. Also if you’re skilled in mysticism (like any self respecting Dunmer) you can divine intervention to sadrith mora for direct connection to the mage teleport network, or almsivi to molag mar for the boats along the southern coast. It’s also the only stronghold with a permanent corpse for infinite storage.

  • @nathanoliver9237
    @nathanoliver9237 Год назад

    Every time there’s a reference to corruption take a shot of sckuma

  • @renaigh
    @renaigh Год назад +2

    Morrowind could be its own world & history outside of Tamriel and nothing would be lost.

  • @HamanKarn567
    @HamanKarn567 Год назад +1

    I always liked Ald Ruhn and Pelagiad.

  • @Massimiliano13182
    @Massimiliano13182 Год назад +1

    Use to live in balmora, well before my mushroom tower... but still, any other of us use to "live" in balmora?

  • @XnecromungerX
    @XnecromungerX Год назад +1

    Can i recommend silly videos i would like in this format?
    Dagoth Ur and Nerevarine hang out. (Literally couch sit session, dagoth is friendly and says come come sit. talks about life lessions and topics from work ethic, to how to be with a lover, to show you his new collection of figurines, how the sleepers are going, all that sort of thing. Just bonding session with Dagoth and he is nice to his nerevarine companion)
    Dagoth Ur trip sits for Nerevar's first time taking weed. Tells you to chill out and instructions like when to toke, walks you through the process, but the Nerevar has a bad reaction and sensitivity, half greening out Dagoth helps you through it.

  • @_Tzer
    @_Tzer Год назад +1

    This is vvardenfel. Gotta get tamriel rebuilt to fix that when it's done in like 20 years.

  • @jamesfranklin458
    @jamesfranklin458 5 месяцев назад

    not including tamriel rebuilt towns?

  • @thekiss2083
    @thekiss2083 Год назад +2

    HFC killed me 😂

  • @DocHolliday1851
    @DocHolliday1851 5 месяцев назад

    HFC might be the only thing cliffracers are good for.

  • @DonMadruga72
    @DonMadruga72 Год назад +10

    I had no idea that Dagoth Ur is a simp of Almalexia (Although, who wouldn't be, right?)
    Great, now I have a new fictional alternate history scenario in my head.

    • @ZakeandZach
      @ZakeandZach  Год назад +5

      It was just a hypothetical scenario 😂

    • @DonMadruga72
      @DonMadruga72 Год назад +1

      @@ZakeandZach Oh, what a grand and intoxicating innocence .

    • @ZakeandZach
      @ZakeandZach  Год назад +2

      @@DonMadruga72 Lol, imagine if he actually simped though

    • @DonMadruga72
      @DonMadruga72 Год назад +1

      @@ZakeandZach Well, I've never played Morrowind but I know some of the lore. Considering she went crazy afterward, maybe the scenario wasn't so impossible after all.

    • @jannadark8100
      @jannadark8100 Год назад

      @@ZakeandZach Sotha Sil simped for sure, while cuckold Nerevar went to unite tribes. too bad we can't kill all of them in TES 3, and too bad they are invincible in ESO. I can't get no rest till I kill Sotha Sil to completely destroy Tribunal with my own hands. for Nerevar and for Dagoth Ur who both fell victim of Tribunal's ego.

  • @Sathtana
    @Sathtana Год назад +9

    Cum, Nerevar.

    • @BrunsonMoody1
      @BrunsonMoody1 Год назад +1

      Is it even a Dagoth Ur without remarking on such a grand and intoxicating innocence?

  • @offel8026
    @offel8026 Год назад +3

    How did you talk about Suran and not mention the house of delights, or the cheesble Orc with Orcish and Glass armour that you can hit with stolen ebony darts from atop a boulder all those Nwahs are too stupid to hit you on?

    • @ZakeandZach
      @ZakeandZach  Год назад +2

      He called them degenerates lol

    • @calebskillin2694
      @calebskillin2694 Год назад

      Suran is ripe for the taking. U can steal everything from the outfitter and she won't report your crimes, u can steal all the alcohol from earthly delights and not be reported, u can punch the pawnbroker once, get him to chase u upstairs, jump off balcony and go back in, steal darts, glass dagger, ebony Pauldron. Then enter the guard tower closest to silt strider, steal the blade of white woe under the bunk on top floor. U will need to no be seen by the guard tho. U can do this all in the first 10 Mins of the game.

    • @calebskillin2694
      @calebskillin2694 Год назад

      And end up with a bounty of like, 5. Guards will leave alone, so just don't talk to any.

  • @maitlan
    @maitlan Год назад +4

    Why haven’t they made a mod yet, that allows you to side with Dagoth?

    • @ZakeandZach
      @ZakeandZach  Год назад +1

      Chaos Heart mod. Check it out

    • @user-er7sf5rv9r
      @user-er7sf5rv9r 8 месяцев назад

      Also there are Great House Dagoth and Endrek's Sixth House mods (the last one is a bit more of a "join the dark side" vision, but still an interesting experience, I'd say)

  • @masondaniel4290
    @masondaniel4290 Год назад +3

    McDagoth's. 😂

  • @lukasz.adamski
    @lukasz.adamski 6 месяцев назад

    I wish we could get Morrowind remake with modern graphics and a bit polished gameplay. I remember when I first saw Morrowing. Trully magic moment. Not only it looked great in it's times but also it was so greatly different from a generuc RPG. While Oblivion and Skyrim look like normal plains and mountains Morrowind seems like a different world...

  • @alexanderradcliffe5578
    @alexanderradcliffe5578 2 месяца назад

    Started on Skyrim.
    Dagoth Ur memes got me into Morrowind.
    Morrowind got me into Oblivion.
    Oblivion makes me miss Morrowind.
    Morrowind makes me miss Skyrim.
    Skyrim makes me miss Oblivion
    Rinse & repeat

  • @Mephilis78
    @Mephilis78 Год назад

    A god would never play Morrowind unmodded

  • @commando414
    @commando414 Год назад

    Ok, nothing to do with memes, but what if you have Dagoth Ur revoice everything he says when the Neravarine encounters him and answers all Nerevar's questions about his plans and intentions? I'm very curious right now. UPDATE: Whoops! Sorry for the spam comment. I actually found the video of what I'm looking for. Stick with the memes. ;)

  • @docwhiskey996
    @docwhiskey996 11 месяцев назад

    N'wa quarter😂😂😂

  • @uileam161
    @uileam161 3 месяца назад

    Mmmmm Hlaalu Fried Cliffracer. 🤤

  • @DarkWarchieff
    @DarkWarchieff Год назад +1

    How can a meteor hovering so low do so much damage? It should give a very harsh thud at most. Velocity matters.

    • @ZakeandZach
      @ZakeandZach  Год назад +1

      Sheogorath Logic

    • @SoulOfTheReaver
      @SoulOfTheReaver Год назад +3

      Apparently the magic Vivec used to stop the asteroid was more like a local time-stop. It preserved the linear momentum of Baar Dau. When Vivec was gone, it continued as fast as it was originally going.

    • @DarkWarchieff
      @DarkWarchieff Год назад

      @@SoulOfTheReaver so like Crash Bandicoot 2's ice physics? Got it.
      Was it outside his level of power to yeet it into a portal and annihilate Elsewyr? They send their worst farm products after all.

    • @David_Alvarez77
      @David_Alvarez77 Год назад +2

      @@DarkWarchieff Vivec wanted to leave it hanging above Vivec city so that they residents always remembered what he had done for them and stayed grateful/loyal. Not his most magnanimous move.

    • @ThePopo543
      @ThePopo543 Год назад

      Because it's a literal giant tu- rd. It's not the explosion that ki- lled everyone, it's the smell.

  • @Adrian-gl5dr
    @Adrian-gl5dr Год назад +2

    Balmora, that's where men are women.

  • @_Tzer
    @_Tzer Год назад

    one city was copy pasted by to Vvardelfell from the mainland. Ebonheart was copy pasted idk why vivec is weird and somewhat dumb.

  • @thefiredogcult9523
    @thefiredogcult9523 Год назад

    1:49 Don't u mean false god my lord?

  • @ongogablogian4396
    @ongogablogian4396 Год назад

    Dagoth Ur rates ESO dlc.

  • @Administrator288
    @Administrator288 Год назад

    Just want to appreciate the actual voice you have here. The other, arguably more popular, youtubers just use a black man's voice made to sound like dagoth ur's. Americans soyjack at it and allow they're wives to listen to it.

  • @Suddsy11037
    @Suddsy11037 Год назад

    Im sorry did dagoth just call vivec a god?

  • @hatuna9621
    @hatuna9621 Год назад

    Dagoth Ur roasts World of Warcraft, races, cities, factions ...

  • @vonfaustien3957
    @vonfaustien3957 Год назад

    Illegal? Nothings ilegal to a Telvanni if you've got the mad magick skills fo dust anyone who complains.

  • @eternalgreed5953
    @eternalgreed5953 Год назад +1

    I can't believe dagoth called vivec a god and not a pretender or false god like he usually would do

  • @octaviogutierrez6442
    @octaviogutierrez6442 Год назад

    Dagoth ur plays/hates halo 5

  • @orionizaqt
    @orionizaqt Год назад +1

    God Morrowind's cities really make Skyrim's look pathetic lol

  • @sup1602
    @sup1602 Год назад

    Mornhold is the best just because of gaenor and his bullshit luck.

  • @leek5682
    @leek5682 7 месяцев назад

    Skooma culture is an issue we can't talk about freely thanks to the Altmer

  • @alexmathews9033
    @alexmathews9033 Год назад

    HFC killed me 😂