Dagoth Ur gets rejected by the adventurers guild

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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
  • Poor Dagoth, he only wanted to be part of the cool club, but he had to take a good honest look in the mirror at a god.
    This isn't from anything, I just like writing Dagoth Ur fan fiction.

Комментарии • 133

  • @Crytica.
    @Crytica. Год назад +1196

    "Within 500 Dagoths"
    Nice to see Dagoth's unit of measurement is just himself.

    • @abober955
      @abober955 Год назад +167

      -How tall is Dagoth Ur?
      -1 Dagoth

    • @LowTierAutist
      @LowTierAutist Год назад +37

      Hearing within 500 dagoths made me think of the mod that spawns dagoth ur all over Morrowind.

    • @stanleyholmes1266
      @stanleyholmes1266 Год назад +7

      If guess 6', can say 3000' feet though whether centered around or each direction, which potentially could double it....

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 Год назад

      dagothific

    • @thefull9746
      @thefull9746 Год назад +7

      Tiber Septim did the same

  • @Shovelchicken
    @Shovelchicken Год назад +1101

    Sorry dagoth, you’re a god, how can we hire a god?

    • @n0vitski
      @n0vitski Год назад +159

      What a grand and intoxicating hiring.

    • @maliciousbugman
      @maliciousbugman Год назад +64

      What a grand and intoxicating resume.

    • @WeeWooWaah
      @WeeWooWaah Год назад +2

      420

    • @RossCoyle
      @RossCoyle Год назад +5

      Why does God need an adventurers guild?

    • @CyberCripX
      @CyberCripX Год назад +7

      crap, now I gotta listen to Dagothwave again...

  • @rejvaik00
    @rejvaik00 Год назад +656

    _"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dagoth Ur and the adventurers guild? I thought not, it's not a story the tribunal would tell you. It's an ash vampire legend..."_

  • @armanhammer
    @armanhammer Год назад +145

    Dagoth Ur: "I am a god!"
    Average Mage: "I know how you feel."

  • @Orfeous_Writer
    @Orfeous_Writer Год назад +356

    Dagoth’s little laugh at 0:46 sounds so dry and forced and unnatural that it just fits with his character perfectly. Like he’s realized he needs to punctuate his joke with a laugh so that Nerevar knows that he’s telling a joke too. It’s sweet

  • @gawni1612
    @gawni1612 Год назад +101

    Dagoth posts are so much better when they are made by actually talented writers.

  • @InvidiousIgnoramus
    @InvidiousIgnoramus Год назад +158

    I love how he used himself as a unit of measurement.

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 Год назад +2

      It is funny but in all likelihood he most likely referring to Dagoth Ur, the building

  • @TheSleepingSeer
    @TheSleepingSeer Год назад +343

    You're quite good at writing dialogue. This and the roast video had my interest the entire way through.

    • @fourminutemadness4454
      @fourminutemadness4454  Год назад +58

      That's very kind thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed and I've got more on the way.

    • @__-be1gk
      @__-be1gk Год назад +11

      @@fourminutemadness4454 I genuinely thought this was copied from some anime or something when he started going on about the sad life he would lead because of his godhood, good shit

    • @guest273
      @guest273 Год назад +1

      @@fourminutemadness4454 Hey, I heard that ElevenLabs paywalled their "add voice" feature because of these Dagoth Ur memes, is this true? :(

  • @kingjules8744
    @kingjules8744 Год назад +24

    "I was so sure and keen to start throwing spells and slashing swords all in the name of fortune and glory that I forgot one important thing
    *Iamagod."*

  • @jenniferadams7582
    @jenniferadams7582 Год назад +24

    The mages guild master didn't even look up from the 799 word manuscript on dwemer plumbing they were reading to see who they were hiring.

  • @simonp.5964
    @simonp.5964 Год назад +117

    I came for an iron ingot to his store... left awestruck of his wisdom, left delighted from his stories. Forget about mudcrab, hail the new God of shopkeepers

  • @raxyn1993
    @raxyn1993 Год назад +39

    I want my all my future audiobooks read by AI Dagoth Ur

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 Год назад

      Funny enough you actually can
      in 2013 a landmark Supreme Court decision ruled that books read by an AI is considered transformative and falls under fair use and is not a copyright violation
      So yeah go ahead and import whatever you want from whatever book and have Dagoth Ur or whoever else read it

  • @airbender460
    @airbender460 Год назад +27

    Of course that guild considers themselves peers to a god.

    • @Pink_Noodle
      @Pink_Noodle Год назад +16

      Considering what magic can do in Morrowind, it's not entirely wrong

  • @bombidil3
    @bombidil3 Год назад +217

    Who wrote this?! It's absolutely amazing! It's such a natural dialogue for him.

    • @Cobyba
      @Cobyba Год назад +8

      id also like to know haha. i thought the same thing

    • @fourminutemadness4454
      @fourminutemadness4454  Год назад +76

      Thanks so much! I wrote the monologue just the other day, you heard it here first : )

    • @bombidil3
      @bombidil3 Год назад +27

      @@fourminutemadness4454 I love how he is both so human in his emotions and need for community but simultaneously so self-absorbed that he uses himself as a unit of measurement. Amazing.

    • @BushBumperBaker
      @BushBumperBaker 15 дней назад

      The prose sounds like an amazing novel opener lmao

  • @jackblack3718
    @jackblack3718 Год назад +14

    Every other guild was too afraid of the potential chaotic energy and world-destroying implications of hiring a chaos god. The Mages guild, however, was delighted to have it.

  • @BlueBoy0
    @BlueBoy0 11 месяцев назад +1

    News from Lake Wobedagoth

  • @darkeninjx5619
    @darkeninjx5619 Год назад +11

    This type of weirdly specific monologues are giving me Dio vibes for some reason.

  • @PhoenixianThe
    @PhoenixianThe Год назад +3

    At least being the one chump in town who meets a god and only has a lump of iron to show for it would be better than meeting one and running off with a lump of substandard copper.

  • @lornbaker1083
    @lornbaker1083 Год назад +5

    This... this is actually rather beautiful....

  • @randyg280
    @randyg280 Год назад +2

    I love these so much. Using in-game terminology is just the cherry on top.

  • @Lorian667
    @Lorian667 Год назад +1

    Stumbled upon this today and cant stop watching!

  • @alexander0125
    @alexander0125 Год назад

    I watch alot of these and always come back to your writing. Its quite the treat

  • @joshjames582
    @joshjames582 Год назад +3

    I kinda feel like he'd refer to himself as a Chimer rather than a Dunmer.

  • @Auriel_Direnni
    @Auriel_Direnni Год назад +1

    This has some hints of ESO's Sotha Sil's dialogue, specifically his view on Vivec.

  • @austinbutcher8106
    @austinbutcher8106 Год назад

    How could the adventurers guild deny the Devine presence of Dagoth ur (the god) in his ADVENTURE to add new members to the 6th house and the tribe unmourned, Truly a grand and intoxicating innocence

  • @sifins1579
    @sifins1579 Год назад +85

    I love this

  • @MFcoowaid-VODS
    @MFcoowaid-VODS Год назад +4

    dagoth ur is like a happy puppy but he's also a God a darn good one

  • @justsomeonepassingby3838
    @justsomeonepassingby3838 Год назад

    "I realized that being a god wasn't something that had to define me. It was actually something that had to define the rest of the world"

  • @kenzie4217
    @kenzie4217 Год назад

    Damn, bit of a humble brag

  • @StarCrusher.
    @StarCrusher. Год назад +4

    I was like " wait is this from some movie or something?" Like the others said, real good writing.

  • @colly407
    @colly407 Год назад +5

    Dang, the adventurers guild must not have been that good anyway if I never heard of it heheh

  • @Jarulf4477
    @Jarulf4477 Год назад

    Truly, how can i now ever fight Dagoth Ur now... I just want to sit down with him and have a nice chat.

  • @TowelGamingHammer
    @TowelGamingHammer Год назад +1

    This will always be canon to me.

  • @BoneZombie3
    @BoneZombie3 Год назад +6

    These videos are incredibly well written and entertaining. I hope you plan on making more.

  • @willvan7685
    @willvan7685 Год назад

    Dagoth Ur: Suffering from Success

  • @EpicSmileyMan64
    @EpicSmileyMan64 Месяц назад

    I wonder what his reaction was to the mages guild disbanding after Oblivion? XD

  • @pockypurse
    @pockypurse Год назад +2

    Man Dagoth just can't catch a break.

  • @reizu7739
    @reizu7739 Год назад +2

    Is the compatriots, nay friends joke an allusion to Ceasar's funeral speech? If so, it is an absolutely brilliant jewel to crown an already exceptional monologue.

  • @StagFabulous
    @StagFabulous Год назад

    I came here for laughs, not for feels.

  • @hmmyeah467
    @hmmyeah467 Год назад

    Love how dagoth ur uses dagoth as a unit of measurment.

  • @jordandennis6794
    @jordandennis6794 Год назад +1

    i like these stories.

  • @DLDLDLDLDLDLD
    @DLDLDLDLDLDLD Год назад

    This and the Roast video are superb

  • @kobold7466
    @kobold7466 Год назад +1

    Mrorowind: Mages guild ending

  • @Rex-zs9jd
    @Rex-zs9jd Год назад +2

    We need dagoth ur "We Cry Together"

  • @AnonJuggerbot
    @AnonJuggerbot Год назад

    This was weirdly inspirational.

  • @jedipaladin7458
    @jedipaladin7458 Год назад

    A true piece of literature. Truly enrapturing.

  • @Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard
    @Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard Год назад +1

    This is quite sad barvo

  • @teminternetemmordor7178
    @teminternetemmordor7178 3 месяца назад

    He realy look sad...At least he is on the mages guild.

  • @alexbauer502
    @alexbauer502 Год назад

    Ah, yes. We should adopt Dagoths as a unit of measurement world wide.

  • @dot.2985
    @dot.2985 Год назад

    i've been playing morrowind for a few days now, im quite sure the mages guild in balmora are some sort of mafia family with those dues quests

  • @DummyA.I.Trainer
    @DummyA.I.Trainer Год назад

    How can one hire a god? Such sweet innocence.

  • @Scurwesyn
    @Scurwesyn Год назад +4

    Shout out to the many members of the Mage's Guild. Generously funding and bankrolling project of 3rd Numidium. You're all truly wonderful, have a Dagoth one.

  • @joenugent9508
    @joenugent9508 Год назад +1

    I'm so happy to see Dagoth memes making a come back.

    • @ArghastOfTheAlliance
      @ArghastOfTheAlliance Год назад

      When were they popular the last time?

    • @joenugent9508
      @joenugent9508 Год назад +1

      At least six years ago but been a popular thing for longer than that in simpler forms, see young scrolls here on RUclips he made a great Dagoth music video

    • @ArghastOfTheAlliance
      @ArghastOfTheAlliance Год назад

      @@joenugent9508 Thanks!

  • @LMGunslinger
    @LMGunslinger Год назад

    Wow, this was legit good and creative.

  • @Cogglesz
    @Cogglesz Год назад

    Ayy Happy to be the 600th sub! You deserve it buddy, I hope youtube recommends more people to your channel :)

  • @mattie4231
    @mattie4231 Год назад

    Being a god is oddly lonely and unmourned

  • @BoKnowsBrains
    @BoKnowsBrains Год назад +3

    this hits hard. i felt this. no cap. fr fr this slaps. im gay.

  • @thepit7868
    @thepit7868 6 месяцев назад

    This one is my favorite

  • @mattmcdermott1013
    @mattmcdermott1013 Год назад +17

    This is fuckin great lmao. is this a rewrite of preexisting writing or did you conjure up this monologue yourself? good stuff

    • @MenachemSchmuel
      @MenachemSchmuel Год назад +3

      im pretty sure i recognize it but i cant think of where from

    • @hamletwatson5561
      @hamletwatson5561 Год назад

      Feels like a political speech maybe Biden

  • @Fish-ub3wn
    @Fish-ub3wn Год назад +1

    this is sooo good. true story.

  • @TheBurningWarrior
    @TheBurningWarrior Год назад

    I want Dagoth ur to voice my phones TTS from now on.

  • @dagothur9709
    @dagothur9709 Год назад +1

    Ye, it was wierd experience

  • @Headlessgenie
    @Headlessgenie Год назад +1

    The moral here is that the mages guild gives 0 shits about anything

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon Год назад

    inspirational

  • @phantomkelgar3704
    @phantomkelgar3704 Год назад

    actually great stuff, well done

  • @sinbathlast9831
    @sinbathlast9831 Год назад

    Beautiful

  • @shariqikram5832
    @shariqikram5832 Год назад +1

    These are so fucking good

  • @VerdaTal
    @VerdaTal Год назад

    This is too accurate

  • @WeIt_Yang
    @WeIt_Yang Год назад +2

    Ad Astra Abyssosque

  • @rusteddenial453
    @rusteddenial453 Год назад +1

    Kratos be like

  • @mrHOSOK123
    @mrHOSOK123 Год назад +3

    Dagoth, god-bro, you should check out the telvanni gang. Mage guild is sooo beta compare to them. True sigma energy there. They welcome anyone with talent and hate for the empire mongrels.

    • @Dany94256
      @Dany94256 Год назад +2

      But have they prepared a place for him? Maybe a special Heart Chamber? Because, we have to ask ourselves the following, is this how we honour the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?

  • @Kevlord22
    @Kevlord22 Год назад

    awww.

  • @sridharkrishnan1591
    @sridharkrishnan1591 Год назад

    Dagoth's god guild😜

  • @Uncle-Jay
    @Uncle-Jay Год назад

    Jesus, who would have thought an AI meme shit post could help flesh out a fictional character? Perhaps if Dagoth Ur been given the opportunity to join and participate as he so clearly wanted, perhaps he would have been a different god?

  • @SnakeTheCat78
    @SnakeTheCat78 3 дня назад

    Some of these ai videos makes it sound like he’s reading a story

  • @WriterBoiYokai
    @WriterBoiYokai Год назад +2

    So what is this writing from? Like is it a parody of something?

    • @hamletwatson5561
      @hamletwatson5561 Год назад

      I swear it’s an adaptation of a Biden speech but I’m not positive.

    • @WriterBoiYokai
      @WriterBoiYokai Год назад +1

      @@hamletwatson5561 naw look at the description, the channel owner literally wrote this shit, it's so weirdly good

  • @Estuways
    @Estuways Год назад

    Wholesome instead of racist for a change

  • @serronserron1320
    @serronserron1320 Год назад

    I like potatoes

  • @chadhill455
    @chadhill455 Год назад

    Which AI TTS bot did you use for this?

  • @THERAYCALIBER
    @THERAYCALIBER Год назад

    Still waiting for nerevar to respond

  • @drunkweebmarine9492
    @drunkweebmarine9492 Год назад

    I had those sugar lips

  • @monarch9522
    @monarch9522 Год назад

    Which AI do you use for this

  • @lunchbox997
    @lunchbox997 Год назад +2

    "The Dagoth God guild"
    This is why he created the corpus plague.

  • @MrHiglesworth
    @MrHiglesworth Год назад

    Over qualified

  • @Olyxes
    @Olyxes Год назад

    lmao

  • @VoidWimp
    @VoidWimp Год назад

    😂

  • @lamarepository248
    @lamarepository248 Год назад

    Hah the AI doesn’t know how to pronounce horizon.

  • @g-pimp3431
    @g-pimp3431 Год назад

    it was funny until i started to hear your voice instead of dagoth

  • @Lex_Araden
    @Lex_Araden Год назад +4

    Also as much as I like these Dagoth Ur Shitposts I roll my eyes a bit when the person writing the script interprets "The tribe unmourned" as another title of the Sixth House. It seems based on the context that the tribe unmourned is the Dwemer not the Sixth House. The game implies that it could be either and in reality it is a bit ambiguous, but I think that if someone was to try to come down on a single side it is much more clearly the Dwemer.

  • @magneric
    @magneric Год назад +1

    This feels like Dagoth Ur's introduction into his own verion of Mein Kampfg

  • @YourMothersBeard
    @YourMothersBeard Год назад

    "Draw thy blade and run this fade, my N'wah"

  • @bigdirtyfarmer
    @bigdirtyfarmer Год назад +2

    The Mages Guild will take anyone.

  • @Yung-plague
    @Yung-plague Год назад

    I lost it at third Numidium