Dagoth Sock

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • Dagoth Ur is just trying to enjoy a party when an interloper invites themselves in to lecture the mages guild about socks.

Комментарии • 31

  • @RoboChocobo
    @RoboChocobo Год назад +60

    We never know where these winding tirades will take us, but it’s always a journey.

  • @generalgevis5608
    @generalgevis5608 Год назад +57

    Four minute madness is unmatched in dagoth speech-crafting. Simply built better

  • @Sypitz
    @Sypitz Год назад +38

    >mom found the CHIM sock

  • @firefight77
    @firefight77 Год назад +42

    A bonus minute of madness? THIS is how you honor the Sixth house and Tribe Unmourned.

  • @handbanana4899
    @handbanana4899 Год назад +9

    "I may be infected with Corprus, but at least I'm no longer obsessed with socks"
    Some Dunmer, probably

  • @JTrizzleFizzle
    @JTrizzleFizzle Год назад +20

    I don't know how you come up with these, but every one of them is a gem.

  • @randomshittutorials
    @randomshittutorials Год назад +23

    Dagoth Ur, articulating the smallest details for hours on end, purple prose only capable of a God but then somehow nearly skips entirely over how he vaporized an elf instantly🤣 as if merely a tiny unimportant detail.
    I can fully imagine how someone as old and wise as Dagoth Ur, (who can relish the most minute aspects of existence and talks so fluently about his personal experiences) must possess an extraordinary intellect.
    You can sort of just put together how someone like Dagoth would come to be what he is today. Yet with all his endless talk of joys and exations through the many boundaries, cultures, ethnicities, prophecies, norms, values and feelings he not only knows, but understands... With ALL that, he is still just an incredibly tunnelvisioned racist who varporizes people for trivial things.
    Who is willing to fake a tummy ache to escape a minorly awkward situation but straight up murders an elf for talking about his passion.
    It just cracks me up every time.

    • @fourminutemadness4454
      @fourminutemadness4454  Год назад +9

      I'm so glad you're enjoying these. Dagoth had so much character distilled into only a few lines and a whole game of buildup. if only he wasn't such an unwavering dunmer supremacist with a god complex he might be fun to have at parties.

    • @randomshittutorials
      @randomshittutorials Год назад +1

      @@fourminutemadness4454 Hahahahh totally. I was wondering earlier today if you had played the games before or merely adapted the lore before you started posting.
      Guess you did play Morrowind at some point!

    • @fourminutemadness4454
      @fourminutemadness4454  Год назад +5

      @@randomshittutorials You're correct! Morrowind was actually one of the first rpgs I ever played, I think the story and setting really holds up.

    • @AbsolDorogan
      @AbsolDorogan Год назад

      Right!!!! My thoughts, exactly!!!

  • @renewagain6956
    @renewagain6956 Год назад +11

    I honestly didn't think that a 5:06 rant about socks could keep me entertained (not even from this channel), but oh my, how wrong I was! xD

    • @fourminutemadness4454
      @fourminutemadness4454  Год назад +4

      There's a whole world of socks out there waiting to be discovered XD I'm so glad you enjoyed.

  • @uriahgarcia3329
    @uriahgarcia3329 Год назад +7

    The irony that we listened to a dark elf ramble on for 5 minutes about socks

  • @olenhol2przez4
    @olenhol2przez4 Год назад +12

    Memetic SCP: "The Sock Talk"

  • @AbsolDorogan
    @AbsolDorogan Год назад +4

    I love how he just glosses over the fact that he disintegrated a bosmer just cuz he could & cuz he was annoyed

    • @lgbel3950
      @lgbel3950 Год назад +2

      and he wasn't even an Altmer, but actually a Bosmer

  • @tomfoolery5844
    @tomfoolery5844 Год назад +7

    This channel is the peak of Dagoth voice synthesis

  • @anonymouscat6207
    @anonymouscat6207 Год назад +7

    I NEED to hear the full lecture on socks NOW!

  • @melaniabladeofmiquella
    @melaniabladeofmiquella Год назад +11

    I fing love this show

  • @AleksandarBradaric
    @AleksandarBradaric Год назад

    I could listen to Daddy D talk about socks all day long

  • @jeffreydanielmaurer9159
    @jeffreydanielmaurer9159 Год назад +2

    Brilliant

  • @IAmSplate
    @IAmSplate Год назад +2

    CHICANERY