@@fourminutemadness4454 Bro I agree with the main comment, I've grown addicted to this! I don't get how you can even write this! You use words in ways that never pass me on a daily basis. I am legit inspired to learn to speak with such rich vocabulary. I would love some tips from you, who can pull it off so flawlessly! What do you use to pull this off? if you would be so kind!
"Having spent time witnessing the savage burns delivered by Dagoth Ur from the sixth house unmourned, your speech and destruction skills have both increased by 5 points."
I’ve seen quite a few of these videos and not all of them are good, but this one is absolutely fantastic, my favorite part was when he said “holy mutton macaroni”💀
I've been binging these Dagoth Ur memes and its refreshing to come back to one where Dagoth Ur is a raging racist to anything and anyone who isn't a Dunmer.
Gotta say, your vids will definitely outlive the current trendiness of the Dagoth Ur memes. Great storytelling, seems real, no over the top casualism. Keep up the good work.
The man had me yelling his name at 2 am outside for a while while high asf like it was a Jerry springer show lol I love how much I love these videos when I'm high lol
Top notch, really. The true and only meaning of the F-tier used openly and not by stealth, but also the ingenious move to extend the filthy outlanders predicate beyond race. This honours the sixth house indeed!
The other Dagoth meme vids are mostly meh. They load it up with swears or use catchphrases out of context. But this channel, this channel gets it. I just rewatch the video here because it's the funniest ones I've seen.
I love the tier lists, and with your writing style it’s even better. But I dont think it would be out of character for Dagoth to rank non dunmers outside of E tier, considering these are largely people who stayed in Skyrim. They’re “outlanders,” sure, but presumably so are you, the player in Skyrim! In that context, it would be a crime not to marry someone from Skyrim or one of its territories, by Dagoth Logic. Watching the empire take over Morrowind and destroy its culture made him an isolationist boomer. He’d be the sort of dude to gripe about globalism and shit lol
Okay but for my own personal list, Derkeethus is my S tier. I feel like Dagoth Ur might have warmed up to argonians by now, seeing as the Neravarine is definitely one. Maybe he would go easy on rating Derkeethus
Not ranking Inigo, the bestest cat? I would say your ignorance is as grand, and intoxicating, as your innocence. However I simply believe you're intoxicated. S-Tier, pass the Sujamma so we can one-shot Vivec.
Don't forget that athis is part of a group that was formed by the merciless killing of elf kind, while not dunmer kind, id still be scared of that group if I were him
I choke on "truly a man of culture, unfortunately not my culture, F-tier", I probably shouldn't laugh as much on such jokes, but meh, I am not american, it's legal here 🤣
Lost it at "Truly a man of culture unfortunately not my culture F tier"
I did a double take when I saw your avatar. I've used that little keroro for years.
"Those chops could probably split wood if you swung him into a tree fast enough" had me absolutely in stitches
You're a really good writer you didnt even use any of his meme catchphrases and it still had that dagoth feel. If you make more I'm looking forward.
Thanks very much! Although I do adore his meme catch phrases.
@@fourminutemadness4454 Bro I agree with the main comment, I've grown addicted to this!
I don't get how you can even write this! You use words in ways that never pass me on a daily basis. I am legit inspired to learn to speak with such rich vocabulary. I would love some tips from you, who can pull it off so flawlessly! What do you use to pull this off? if you would be so kind!
Still, nwah, f tier.
Yeah thats what i look for, i watch this other 9ne called dj studios i think?
"Couldn't slay a torchbug if it flew up to his face and pressed E for him." Lol holy shit
"I'm not sure Athis even knows how to cast Ancestor's Wrath." Had me rolling lol
Hearing dagoth ur call mudcrabs " pinchy goobers" really made my day
Kaden getting E-tier is Dagoth's way of saying "holy shit you are blisteringly sexy but i cant admit it for an outlander"
That was a filing error. He is F-tier for being a filthy outlander.
"He mines moonstone for the highelves, even if he were a born dunmer, i would demote him back to outlander" 😂😂😂
You got yourself a fan for putting Teldryn Sero at S tier
"even a perfect jawline wouldnt change my opinion even a smidge." *E Tier.*
It was fun watching this live, I was one of the bosmer turned corpus zombie in the crowd.
"Just look how cute his widdle eyeballs are." It's those little touches in the script that really set it above.
"Truly a man of culture - unfortunately not my culture" LOOL these videos are the best
This honours the sixth House
And the tribe unmourned as well.
5:14 "Wait that's no mudcrab!" for Teldrin almost had me spitting my water 😅😂
You're a good writer.
Thank you, Hjorth. I'm glad you enjoyed : )
To be fair, after this ive understand now, that my husband is a real mudcrab.
Mudcrab Merchant is the true Speedwagon of Elder Scrolls
you make my favorite dagoth ur memes lmao i love how straight to the point it is
Best Dagoth storyteller
I knew Teldryn was gonna be on this list. I knew cuz I'd have put him on my husbando list too.
“Calder’a got the same look of a stunned broom after half its bristles fell out cleaning old tomato paste from a tavern floor”
I am dead 😂
"Having spent time witnessing the savage burns delivered by Dagoth Ur from the sixth house unmourned, your speech and destruction skills have both increased by 5 points."
Holy fuck the way he describes the Mudcrabs had me reeling. Please never stop making these
I’ve seen quite a few of these videos and not all of them are good, but this one is absolutely fantastic, my favorite part was when he said “holy mutton macaroni”💀
I've been binging these Dagoth Ur memes and its refreshing to come back to one where Dagoth Ur is a raging racist to anything and anyone who isn't a Dunmer.
Those chops could probably split wood if you swung him fast enough into a tree 😂😂😂
You must have casted Absorb Health for 390 seconds on me because I'm dying
I 100% agree that Teldryn is the best husbando
This is absolutely hilarious. Thank you for this entertainment. I really hope you continue to get inspiration for these.
This was just immaculate. Thank you Dagoth Ur for helping us choose husbandos.
"If the hair you have left looks the rear end of a wet skeever..." LMAO 🤣
This dude's descriptions and insults are amazing. Thank you for this video!
You really do Dagoth Ur so well without just copying lines from the games. The roasts you come up with are damn great.
Loved it! Was fully expecting Dagoth Ur to save himself for last as S+ tier, but this was amazing too!
Gotta say, your vids will definitely outlive the current trendiness of the Dagoth Ur memes. Great storytelling, seems real, no over the top casualism. Keep up the good work.
I am having a really shitty day today and this video finally put a smile on my face and had me in stitches. Thank you for what you do!
The writing in this video is some of the best I have ever heard. Even jokes that I don’t fully understand make me laugh hahaha
The Calder one had me in tears, genius writing
Teldryn sero is fucking amazing
Teldryn Sero died in my first playthrough...RIP king.
bro said "the dark elfest elf to ever dummer" naah bro 😂
The man had me yelling his name at 2 am outside for a while while high asf like it was a Jerry springer show lol I love how much I love these videos when I'm high lol
I like how Eric us actually a pretty good follower.
Dagoth saying Bell end is my new favourite thing
Lol lord, Dagoth Ur can sling those burns like Red Mountain during an eruption cycle! 100% Agree on Teldryn Sero...
Top notch, really. The true and only meaning of the F-tier used openly and not by stealth, but also the ingenious move to extend the filthy outlanders predicate beyond race. This honours the sixth house indeed!
This is the best use of Dagoth Ur's voice I've ever seen
You make the best Dagoth memes by far.
The best Dagoth ur shit poster, you deserve more views man
i love how he roasted onmund😭
I like it how elder scrolls fans only know skyrim
Dagoth tier lists are just perfection
I sleep to these vids now. Amazing work and incredible writing
The ending gave me whiplash in the best way, excellent twist
Xanax doesn't do for my anxiety what these videos do for it. Truly, I am grateful that you exist Four Minute Madness.
I chimmed so hard on this list. Thank you!
Lmao these are the best Dagoth Ur memes, knows what's up with my hunk Teldryn Sero.
There's another channel that puts out a bunch of these but yours are wayyyy better.
bro did Eric so dirty
Love Marcurio he's the best follower imo
Unpopular opinion of mine: I love Athis
God damn, Dagoth REALLY went in on Calder.
If Teldryn was not S this list would be nothing. Well done my friend.
Another masterpiece :)
The other Dagoth meme vids are mostly meh. They load it up with swears or use catchphrases out of context.
But this channel, this channel gets it. I just rewatch the video here because it's the funniest ones I've seen.
Teldrin Sero even beat all the waifus
Minor nitpick: the "ch" in "chitin" is pronounced as "k".
Mudcrab!!! HUAHUAHUAHUAHUA!!! 😂😂😂
the sequel we needed
This is the funniest shit ive ever seen
Dagoth Ur has incredible taste bc he is a god
I love the tier lists, and with your writing style it’s even better. But I dont think it would be out of character for Dagoth to rank non dunmers outside of E tier, considering these are largely people who stayed in Skyrim. They’re “outlanders,” sure, but presumably so are you, the player in Skyrim! In that context, it would be a crime not to marry someone from Skyrim or one of its territories, by Dagoth Logic. Watching the empire take over Morrowind and destroy its culture made him an isolationist boomer. He’d be the sort of dude to gripe about globalism and shit lol
Didn't even mention Derkeethus lol
Okay but for my own personal list, Derkeethus is my S tier. I feel like Dagoth Ur might have warmed up to argonians by now, seeing as the Neravarine is definitely one. Maybe he would go easy on rating Derkeethus
Not ranking Inigo, the bestest cat?
I would say your ignorance is as grand, and intoxicating, as your innocence. However I simply believe you're intoxicated.
S-Tier, pass the Sujamma so we can one-shot Vivec.
F teir for flithy out lander.
Don't forget that athis is part of a group that was formed by the merciless killing of elf kind, while not dunmer kind, id still be scared of that group if I were him
And he spends all his time there bragging about his skill with "small blades" and how he's going to be Harbinger
Dagoth ur thirst is showing
i didnt even know you could marry men in skyrim
Farkas is best boy
Gaygoth Ur.
F should be renamed for N (for n'wah)
What about Derkeethus?
Where the fuck is Old Salty?
God tier Dagoth posting
WHERE DERKEETHUS
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I choke on "truly a man of culture, unfortunately not my culture, F-tier", I probably shouldn't laugh as much on such jokes, but meh, I am not american, it's legal here 🤣