Dagoth Bling

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  • Опубликовано: 14 дек 2024

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  • @iksarguards
    @iksarguards Год назад +511

    The mental image of Dagoth Ur, after a brief but very cordial conversation with a nord in a tailor's shop suddenly clutches the man by the skull and vaporizes him. Before presumably walking to the counter with his purchase.
    This is brilliant.

    • @ioele1000
      @ioele1000 Год назад +23

      Had me fuqin dying. Thought he might let him live for but a moment.

    • @KOTYAR1
      @KOTYAR1 Год назад +1

      Why'd he do it?

    • @___Hermitage
      @___Hermitage Год назад +6

      @@KOTYAR1 He's a god

    • @ilari90
      @ilari90 Год назад +10

      @@KOTYAR1 What a grand and intoxicating innocence this question shows.

  • @nallydee2351
    @nallydee2351 Год назад +110

    “The best part about making fine dunmer robes is knowing that other racer don’t know how”

  • @manofcultura
    @manofcultura Год назад +27

    “Trying too hard to be frivolous and not hard enough to be as cheap as it was made.” Perfectly describes modern high fashion. You are a Shakespeare making memes sir.

  • @ohyeahbobboganbrother2549
    @ohyeahbobboganbrother2549 Год назад +343

    I had genuinely forgotten the joy I had derived from a well written work until I watched this. I was having a terrible morning but this helped restore to me not just wakefulness, but fully renergized me. You have a genuine talent, and I hope you continue to create.

    • @fourminutemadness4454
      @fourminutemadness4454  Год назад +43

      Thank you so much, I certainly will and I'm very glad you enjoyed!

    • @raptorlewis
      @raptorlewis Год назад +10

      These were my thoughts too. This video was like a breath of fresh air.

    • @wcs9582
      @wcs9582 Год назад +3

      @@fourminutemadness4454 Yeah dude I just binged most of your videos of Dagoth Ur and you have a real talent for writing an affluent voice. I appreciate your writing technique and I think if you tried to publish a short story or something to a litmag you might go places!

    • @Willowwando
      @Willowwando Год назад +2

      Went through the same thing today, it really made my day as well. So well written, I get the same joy when I'm reading a good work of literature. Thank you so much, my respect and gratitude

  • @FaeraOthronus
    @FaeraOthronus Год назад +32

    I love how many of these give Dagoth extremely high taste in fashion

  • @nickchavez720
    @nickchavez720 Год назад +731

    I love how these give Dagoth Urs hatred of imperial culture and influence on Morrowwind depth. It's not just some blind hatred, it's because he is seeing the traditional culture of his people being erased.

    • @The_WatchList
      @The_WatchList Год назад +36

      Which is fair!

    • @davidm6054
      @davidm6054 Год назад +79

      chill out mussolini, all the nord did was pick up a robe

    • @The_WatchList
      @The_WatchList Год назад +14

      @@davidm6054 he's talking about more than just this one

    • @alexyakobchuk4785
      @alexyakobchuk4785 Год назад +80

      Dagoth knew what Europe was going too become

    • @kristoffer8609
      @kristoffer8609 Год назад +4

      Dagot ur said nothing wrong!

  • @bibo3282
    @bibo3282 Год назад +98

    Your writing is beautiful man. Keep up the great work!

  • @inkchariot6147
    @inkchariot6147 Год назад +47

    I expected a Hotline Bling parody, but this is fine too.

    • @HandleNotFoundException
      @HandleNotFoundException Год назад +8

      You used to call me on my dreamsleeve
      Late night when you need my divine disease

  • @bakedandsteaked
    @bakedandsteaked Год назад +3

    Beautifully written

  • @scraggybeard
    @scraggybeard Год назад +9

    The nips part had me tear with laughter.

    • @fourminutemadness4454
      @fourminutemadness4454  Год назад +2

      I knew there had to be something at the end to break up the tone. I'm so glad it worked.

  • @HM-rz8nv
    @HM-rz8nv Год назад +79

    I love your writing on these, very funny and definitely some of the best out there!

  • @ArthurD
    @ArthurD Год назад +92

    Exquisite, intricate and rich language is what we, uncouth barbarians of the digital age, needed most but seldom deserved. Gratitude that I wish to bestow from me upon thou is, incontrovertibly, boundless. Have a fine day, my good sir.

  • @schrodingerscat9945
    @schrodingerscat9945 Год назад +33

    Please keep making these I love them

  • @kittydaddy2023
    @kittydaddy2023 Год назад +25

    masterful writing

  • @Headlessgenie
    @Headlessgenie Год назад +51

    Havent seen enough of avtual morrowind to know things
    But now playing it, what those sleepers say makes this more believable
    The idea that he would kill a nord simply for being a mord

  • @tmerc210
    @tmerc210 Год назад +18

    i love and appreciate these

  • @ChaosLiegeApex
    @ChaosLiegeApex Год назад +10

    These last two have been some of the best out there

  • @QwrtyMan
    @QwrtyMan Год назад +20

    This is genuinely amazing writing. What a pleasure to listen to!

  • @dizzythegreat
    @dizzythegreat 3 месяца назад +1

    Whoever wrote this, damn, big props. You're a good writer.

  • @ziadkermadi8228
    @ziadkermadi8228 Год назад +10

    You are truly a talented writer

  • @NetJetMichael-A.H.1449
    @NetJetMichael-A.H.1449 Год назад +3

    That must be the most vicious shock damage since all nord's are immune to frost and 50% resistant to shock, rip that Nord like seriously man you don't need to do him dirty Dagoth Ur...

  • @Watchlist_king
    @Watchlist_king Год назад +5

    This is truly one of the most brilliantly written pieces of fiction I’ve ever come across

  • @zirontheimpaler
    @zirontheimpaler Год назад +7

    I swear when I get to red mountain in my current playthrough, if there's a charm enchanted robe somewhere I'm gonna bug out lmao

  • @Big_Lamowski
    @Big_Lamowski Год назад +3

    imagine your the Nerevar and you go to sleep so you can level up, but you awaken in a nightmare where Dagoth tells you why he doesn't wear his own drip.

  • @nstar6412
    @nstar6412 Год назад +5

    Never playbed an elden ring game but I love these videos

  • @nicholastemplet1616
    @nicholastemplet1616 Год назад +1

    “Unthinking outland ogres” that was the cherry on top

  • @Fissiccisst1
    @Fissiccisst1 Год назад +6

    omg I'm crying this is so impossibly funny. You're a true artist

  • @Arch_Twisted
    @Arch_Twisted Год назад +1

    If I download Morrowind and don't get that robe during my trip to Red Mountain...

  • @lice1262
    @lice1262 Год назад +8

    ive been in tears for the past five minutes laughing over and over at the "dinkly grin" part hahaha these are so fucking funny

  • @TurtleShroom3
    @TurtleShroom3 Год назад +1

    Perfectly in-character.
    So much lore immersion that you drop ES names and places like it's a place you lived in RL.
    Nods to canonical game mechanics.
    Racism.
    Bethesda should hire you.

  • @Cyphlix
    @Cyphlix Год назад +3

    "It was ever since that fated day that I have vowed to live a life of robeless and chilly nips"
    lost my shit 🤣

  • @AndrewBrownK
    @AndrewBrownK Год назад +4

    this goes perfectly with Dos Beunos recent one that also touches on the subject of shirtlessness

  • @JerrodAmolyan
    @JerrodAmolyan Год назад +1

    Could this truly be? Have I chanced upon a proper Dagoth Ur, without cringy TikTok language? A Dagoth Ur that, while still just as funny as the others are trying to be, delivers in a lore friendly manner? A creator who has probably actually played morrowind and not simply hopped on a bandwagon? What a grand and intoxicating experience.

  • @cyruswhite1585
    @cyruswhite1585 Год назад +3

    this really gives the vibe of what happens when you find a great shirt in target.

  • @TheLunatrick
    @TheLunatrick Год назад +3

    God I'm loving these, his voice is so soothing

  • @abexzile
    @abexzile Год назад

    "manners? a NORD?"

  • @gwendeerlin
    @gwendeerlin Год назад +1

    Nords resist shock damage tho

  • @Jbouda
    @Jbouda Год назад +1

    This reads like Edgar Allan Poe. You are an artist, my friend.

  • @Katsuhi50
    @Katsuhi50 Год назад +23

    now i want to see this as a shitpost mod where someone puts a robe in Red Mountain, this makes way too much sense than it has any right to. 😂

  • @Verixz-mz4zj
    @Verixz-mz4zj Год назад +2

    The writing is perfect

  • @zincminer
    @zincminer Год назад

    I was getting recommended these vids and I thought that four minute madness's channel must have blown up with this meme and the marvelous writing.
    But the viewcount is still low! It's just us enjoying this alone.
    Great videos, please keep going!

  • @DarkWarchieff
    @DarkWarchieff Год назад +12

    YOU WEAR A LOINCLOTH. How about Dagoth reciting spongebob lines or "War never changes" intro from fallout 4?

  • @GrodyMcG
    @GrodyMcG Год назад +1

    Definitely the best one out of them all. If you wrote this then my hat is off to you.

  • @nek729
    @nek729 2 дня назад

    This the best prose I've seen used to describe a hate crime lmfao

  • @HM-rz8nv
    @HM-rz8nv Год назад +8

    Dude people should check out your other work, you're hilarious! You've been under the radar for far too long.

    • @fourminutemadness4454
      @fourminutemadness4454  Год назад +1

      That's very kind thank you. I'm glad you've enjoyed some of the old stuff. I'll try for a better audio set up for when I record my own voice again.

  • @Uberrandom
    @Uberrandom Год назад +10

    Man I want you to know that your Dagoth Ur monologues are a cut above the rest. I love a good shitpost, but you clearly have some actual writing talent that is being wasted (?) on making these.

    • @AirLancer
      @AirLancer Год назад +3

      How do you know he doesn't work on other stuff, and just shitposts for fun?

    • @larion2336
      @larion2336 Год назад +11

      It's not being wasted, anything you enjoy is worth it. Living your life making obsessively making money doing things that don't make you happy to no real end is the true waste.

  • @andrewsosnowski2964
    @andrewsosnowski2964 Год назад +10

    So smooth. So well written. If ai is going to destroy the world at least we get this as well. 👏👏👏👍

  • @yaboimagnus5845
    @yaboimagnus5845 Год назад +4

    The house unmourned shall have it's revenge

  • @Hunter-fs1nj
    @Hunter-fs1nj Год назад

    If this man had been there during my time one the UESP forums I might not have left

  • @renewagain6956
    @renewagain6956 Год назад +1

    I would like to see the naked hautiness of Dagoth Ur up against the self-superiority of a High-Elf, and preferably a Thallmor one at that.

  • @padraigg7147
    @padraigg7147 Год назад +2

    BACKHAIR I ABOUT SPIT MY COFFEE ONTO THE MONGREL DOG IN FRONT OF ME

  • @barmybarmecide5390
    @barmybarmecide5390 Год назад +4

    God these are good

  • @autumntaylor2533
    @autumntaylor2533 Год назад

    I could listen to an entire audiobook of this

  • @mildlyaggravated7066
    @mildlyaggravated7066 Год назад +4

    Fuck yeah, these are so fun.

  • @tannerfoust2346
    @tannerfoust2346 Год назад +1

    another great one, i dont know if its the charm spell or not but i think im falling in love with you

  • @arunmorace1136
    @arunmorace1136 Год назад +2

    Manners? A NORD?!

  • @Snusmumrikean
    @Snusmumrikean Год назад +6

    Nice

  • @alilweeb7684
    @alilweeb7684 Год назад +1

    how are you that talented at storytelling

  • @gargos25
    @gargos25 Год назад

    I need my daily dose of Dagoth Ur.

  • @benjiusofficial
    @benjiusofficial Год назад

    wtf is this writing
    This is so amazing.

  • @rue4999
    @rue4999 Год назад +2

    that was amazing

  • @wilwright5365
    @wilwright5365 Год назад

    These are incredible.

  • @NineOneTwenty
    @NineOneTwenty Год назад +1

    Dagoth is no stranger to causal conflict…

  • @benjaminolinger779
    @benjaminolinger779 Год назад +1

    This feels cannon

  • @Elurin
    @Elurin Год назад

    Very well written!

  • @vedymin1
    @vedymin1 Год назад +2

    Where do you get all these magnificent stories god damn x)

  • @Fuzzycuffsqt
    @Fuzzycuffsqt Год назад +1

    this ff cares more about the source material than skyrim wtf

  • @samuelwnovak
    @samuelwnovak Год назад +1

    Not the first comment to say this and surely won’t be the last, but the prose here is absolutely hilarious 🧐🤌👏👏👏🙏

  • @TheTetsuHai
    @TheTetsuHai Год назад

    Are there really cold nights on Red Mountain? I mean couldn't you just go chill by the Lava pools with the other Ash Vampires?

  • @ImNotAMageImAWizard
    @ImNotAMageImAWizard Год назад +1

    Idk if all these Dagoth videos are made by one man but for some reason a bunch of different accounts are posting them. But all these different Dagoth videos keep true to his personality no deviation.

  • @AL-jj5lq
    @AL-jj5lq Год назад

    You're the best!

  • @KOTYAR1
    @KOTYAR1 Год назад

    This is very nice

  • @xenobrah6702
    @xenobrah6702 Год назад +2

    Could you post the script you fed it? The timing and pauses are great!

  • @ducdashot1239
    @ducdashot1239 Год назад +6

    this is some fantastic writing, i may be wrong but i detect some hits of H.P. Lovecraft and a little sir Arthur Conan Doyle in how the actions are described and by god if that isnt some Tolkien inspiration with how you described the interiors and clothing then i am truly shocked. you've got some real talent fam, you should really try writing something with your own characters, im sure you could make something great.

    • @ducdashot1239
      @ducdashot1239 Год назад +4

      I GOT IT, thats what it reminds me of, Robert W. Chambers. if youre writing style wasnt inspired by him then please for the love of god read the king in yellow, it is a book i wholeheartedly believe you will enjoy.

  • @lordquastheonly
    @lordquastheonly Год назад

    Dagoth got that drip

  • @UncleWermus
    @UncleWermus Год назад

    Seems a lot of people are trying it, but this one actually has the vocabulary to back it up.

  • @SlugRiot
    @SlugRiot Год назад +4

    kino

  • @cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886
    @cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886 Год назад

    yes

  • @Shiptoast0
    @Shiptoast0 Год назад

    I'd best set out to see if the tobe fits an Argonian

  • @azula5973
    @azula5973 Год назад

    How do you do this

  • @robertbogan7557
    @robertbogan7557 Год назад

    Tell us how you really feel about he nords.

  • @jackb7647
    @jackb7647 Год назад

    How do you use a voice AI?

  • @jadesea562
    @jadesea562 Год назад

    black, black, white, black, white, black, white

  • @randomshittutorials
    @randomshittutorials Год назад +3

    I will never get over the fact that if you take this story at face value, Dagoth Ur vaporized a nice customer for basically nothing. Being nice even.