11 Minutes of Bill Burr
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- Опубликовано: 31 июл 2022
- 11 Minutes of jokes from Bill Burr. Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks is now streaming.
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„My heart breaks - on my L-shaped couch“
That’s so 100% Burr
Amen. 😂😂😂
I have an L-shaped couch. Lowercase.
@@jamietodd2560 me too 🤣😂😂
I was looking at L-shaped couches online today and couldn't help but hear Bill
😂😂😂I literally full body laughed out loud so hard at this 😂😂 the delivery is brilliant
his comedy is basically him complaining about everything in life and it's the funniest shit ever he's so funny
Dude try his podcast. Literally twice a week. For an hour. Bill rambles and rages. By himself😂😂😂
@@joshuaburgin5995 zip…….
(Recruiter).
Woke came from conspiracy theorists and the great awakening. Being woke means waking up to the indoctrination and brainwashing. Mainstream hijacks and creates narratives to distract you from reality. Theyre all hundreds of secret societies and elite bloodlines
@@joshuaburgin5995 I like when he yells away from the mike..
And its stuff is deeper than it looks. One of the great.
“ all she has on me is who I am as a person” 😂😂😂😂😂 love him
I love his style. The man rants and raves but always provides a good argument. I'm always laughing at his jokes while thinking to myself: "He's got a good point."
He would be such an interesting person to talk to
Yeah fr man
Because deep down, it's what we all really think, but none of us have the balls to say.
He allowed was honest about everything, including his personal life and character flaws with his comedic style.
Ok, the creepy old man talking about the airport low key scared the shit out of me!!!😮
I just love his impersonation of a woman's voice. It gets me into stitches every time.
Me too. I love when he does that. It’s hilarious.
So do I, and just think his wife is black😂😂😂
It's my favorite thing. "Is that pesto in your omelette? Oh, it's asparagus, I thought it was pesto".
🤣
Ready for your mind to blown.....
That is his real voice and the other is faked
"All she has on me is who I am as a person"
That's just purest of gold you'll ever hear.
"I looked in the mirror, I caught my eye and we both had a laughed." Who comes up with that? Geniuses. 🙌
He is genius
Bill burr is a master at his craft. His delivery is so funny! One if my favorites for sure!!!
*I grew up in a suburb about 30 miles north of Boston, and 90%-plus of my friends were Irish or Italian, so listening to Bill is just like a rewind of the bunch of us hanging around trying to make each other laugh… literally ALL of my friends sounded just like Bill, and still do…*
*I moved out West for college, and stayed. Had to learn how to speak “Western” over time, because I got sick of repeating myself all the time… (“Why do you want to wear khakis just to go bring in the groceries?”…*
*”What?… NO, not “khakis”- I said I need my **_”car keys”_** for cryin’ out loud. JEEZ!”*
@@handynothandsome261 nobody cares about ur bold cringe font
Burr is a modern legend
Also a Modern Day Philosopher.
Truth
Woke came from conspiracy theorists and the great awakening. Being woke means waking up to the indoctrination and brainwashing. Mainstream hijacks and creates narratives to distract you from reality. Theyre all hundreds of secret societies and elite bloodlines
@@mruncletheredge a modern marvel
Bullshit. He stays well within politically correct boundaries. He rags on white people - if he does the same to blacks, he'd be out of business in a nanosecond, and he knows it.
only Bill could make jokes about issues that would get any other comic burnt to the ground and have both sides laughing about it. Fucking legend
Longbeachgriffy and his RUclips skits are the same… can’t cancel certain people but I think they are on the radar for sure. Lol
i would add dave too
Yeah her der white people bad her der!
Bill Burr, George Carlin, and Andrew Schulz basically joke about everything without getting canceled because they don't focus on just one certain group of people to make fun of. They fuck everyone up 😅
His shit about his daughter seeing the cracks and him being a lunatic had me in stitches him and CK are levels above the competition.
"On my L-shaped couch"
Bill out of no where puts out this random quotes, freaking hilarious.
‘I looked in the mirror, caught my eye, and we both laughed.’😂😂😂
Bill and Dave are the best truth tellers and story tellers in comedy today.
So good that they are immune from cancellation.
george carlin and eddie griffin
I love Burr and all, but let's not compare him to Carlin
@@marcodallolio9746 Why not?
Carlin would actually teach you something about life in every show, and give you a laugh at the same time.
The 2 best of all time imo
"I trust everyone at this table flies private." *evil laughter*
I lost it. 🤣🤣🤣
Black lives matter... Still the biggest joke on America
@@richjames6923 like your dick 😆
Wow , I’m 69 years old, dealing with some painful stuff , but Bill can make me laugh out loud ! I am so thankful for his comedy it is the best medicine 😊
Hope you get well…
@@kimJ2545 thank you
Get well. My grandmother passed last week and I'm getting through it. Push through to live another day. It'll get better eventually 🙏🏽 as long as you have life ❤️
@@Sincerelyshawny I’m sorry for your loss 🙏
@@Sincerelyshawny that's rough. Glad you're strong. I've been stuck 2 years since mom's transition. Comments like this and the gentleman who began this thread are gold, though.
Take care!
Bill Burr is the perfect example of a hurting artist. This man took all of the pain and strive he went through in his life and managed to make it funny. THATS how you be a comedian guys. You take the pain that you,and a ton of other people have and you make it not so painful. That’s why we laugh
Strife!
It's also why we go to therapy.
Pain inspires
I would honestly like to see Therapists hand out tickets to comedy shows as prescriptive medicine. Partly because comedy can be a fantastic medicine but also because I love the mental image of some guys going "yo, I went to my therapist and now I'm on Bill Burr." "mine thinks I suffer from Kleptomania so she put me on Amy Schumer....ok, so she had two tickets in her purse that she never showed me but I got the message, loud and clear."
... "i idle at 75 mph" - pure gold!
He and Dave Chappelle, two of my favorites, not afraid to make fun of everyone. Legends
My condolences to whoever gets roasted by Bill Burr for heckling him. 😆
They don’t deserve your condolences 😄
Did you see the one where he roasted a whole crowd and stayed because he wouldn't get paid, so he said f it and roasted the whole town. Classic Burr.
I honestly read that as "freckling him"
@@yalisaconner one of the best things I've ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
@yalisaconner It was in Philly. Outdoor stadium. He roasted everyone there. I became a fan afterwards.
Bill always tells the truth but makes it hilarious. He is a true legend of stand up comedians.
11 minutes? I could listen to 11 hours of Bill.
Here you go:
ruclips.net/video/UGMeUxJt1bI/видео.html
Netflix
RUclips
Monday morning podcast has entered the chat
There are videos of him that long on RUclips. His Monday Morning Podcast is endless gold.
I couldn't get by day to day without a little bit of Bill Burr humor because I relate so well to the " I idle at 75 mph, there is no 0-100".lol
“All she has on me is who I am as a person” I’m dead😂💀
There's no replacing Carlin or Williams or Pryor, but I have to say Burr is our modern day combination of all three.
Who Williams? - Kat Williams???? You rank that little nothing with Carlin and Pryor???? He's as memorable as a caterpillar I stepped on when I was eight years old.
Dude....Robin Williams. And even so, katt Williams is a genius in his own right.
Don't bother replying because I have no interest in your opinion after that reply lol
@@Imtherobv
100% what I was about to write.
👍
Wonderful interpretation of Burr.
No wonder he's my favorite now; loved all three of those legends.
Agreed though Carlin not so much imo. His comedy was great but I'm put off by his distain for people that comes through from time to time.
I love Bill though. He's more down to Earth and relatable.
that "ahh what was that. "
had me dying
He just keeps getting funnier
"Gold-digging wh*res" was the peak, though.
Thank God for BB. I can cry and lmao within 2 minutes.
I love the voice when he goes into character mode
"All she has on me, is who I am as a person. That's it!" I'm dying bro
Bill has been my favorite comic since I first heard him in 2008. Absolute Legend!
👏👏👏
The "great men ruined by whores" bit is legendary
Look up the word 'legend'.
Well I've watched him since before RUclips, so there!
Bill Burr was the commentator on The World Series of Dice by Chapelle who shoved his car keys up his ass because he knew it would get robbed. That was like 2002-‘04
"I trust everyone had their fun." 🤣🤣🤣
There are many things to love about Bill Burr. He’s hilarious, yes but there is more to it than that and he knows this so he runs with it. His timing is impeccable, his confidence is infectious and his writing is the best I’ve ever heard.
Phenomenal stuff. Bill seems to have found some old energy again. He's the best.
If I ever need a guaranteed laugh Bill Burr nails it. Every single time.
Bill Burr is the only comedian I have seen who can keep people laughing about a joke he told about 4 or 5 jokes ago. You can often hear the audience laughing while he is not telling a joke and that's because they are still thinking about the joke he told 10 minutes ago.
"and then the property comes back to us" holy shit bill
The only comedian who makes me feel normal......He was funny in the beginning and he.continued to be funny until now.
I wish he comes to Middle East, I will attend his show even if the ticket is 1000$..
I don't have that bag but I would def go to the Middle East... Especially the club in Boston.
@@laurenbigmamadoughty8652 loooool
The middle east:
Saudia Arabia, Dubai, Lebanon, etc....
@@Sherif_Yehia
Hahhahahahaha
كثيرا ما يحصل هذا الارتباك لدى الامريكان
اهلين يحيى
@@ANAS-A2023 I AM 🇦🇲ARMENIAN 🇦🇲, Brother. 🇦🇲
@@ANAS-A2023
ես հայ եմ
Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais, Jimmy Carr, Dave Chapelle
Absolute legends
I love how bill never backs down from ripping his audience members when they heckle. It’s pure genius!
Bill Burr is a legend. A comedians comedian. Makes fun of everyone and everything with no remorse. Love it
"I HAD A MOMENT WITH MYSELF"!😂
Got to see him in Vegas recently. Dude was amazing , went out of the respect he and Patrice had for each other. Walked away an actual Bill fan
"I looked at the mirror, caught my eye and we both laughed" lol
Bill does a good Klaus Schwab impression.
That's beautiful.
He says what other people wish they could say ! He's brilliant ❣️
He's a highly intelligent observant slightly politically incorrect guy !! Also FUNNY
Bill is a natural savage. Like good god his timing and blunt realness is just bad ass.
Bill Burr will go down with the comedic greats of all time!! He is on point and he has no problem taking shots at himself which are always hilarious!!
I love Bill Burr. He makes the truth seem so hilarious.
‘’All she has on me is who I am as a person”. Gold.
I read this as he said it
His German /elite accent is fucking HILARIOUS & I believe he's right 🤣🤣🤣😳
I can't believe I had the nerve to think for a second that Bill was losing his edge 😅
Damn, he's a very talented comedian. Funny material.
Bill burr is the goat.. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I just absolutely love this guy. I'm so eternally grateful to all the Gods of laughter for bringing Bill Burr on my feed 😂
I just relate to his anger so much lmfao
"I looked in the mirror,I caught my eye, and we both laughed".😂
Bill is just ridiculously great!!! One of my favorites!!👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍
The funniest man in the USA... Peace and love from 🇬🇧
Oh man, I love this guy, he just make me forget about my problems
Stand-up is just what he has found for his anger "issue". Good for him.
As someone who does manual labor, I do occasional baths because otherwise my back will be like, "Fuck it, I'm going on strike."
Bill B would be OK with that - it's manual labor, aka 'Man's work', lol
Bruce has to drop a deuce 😂 😂 😂
That Bond villain monologue deserved way more laughs.
Totally. First I’d seen him do that sort of comedy.
Yea that was a new one for him. I think people were taken by surprise by that
Billy B is the MAN! True talent and always keeps shit real. We need these rare people right now.👍
Burr is one of the all time comic greats. Still got no idea why he's not even bigger than what he deserves
He’s very big Mate. He may be definitely too 10, comedians right now. And there are 1000s of comedians in the industry and about a hundred or more who are big on the circuit. Sell out small, medium and big tours. Strong fan following etc. Burr is up there top 10 amongst allot of relatively funny to very funny comedians. He’s very good 👍🏽 😊
He has prime (I think multiple) Netflix special. Always appearing on Joe Rogan How many comedian's get that?
Because he effectively skewers and takes down all of the politically correct and corrupt people in our society. The most dangerous man in any tyrannically ruled country is the court jester who calls BS on the regime. His commentary on the Wokesters is so spot-on!
Why should he be bigger than what he deserves? 😯
Cos he ain’t woke.
The legend.. spitting facts always
Bill has passion and backbone. He will always make us THINK and CARE.
He has no filter and it's what makes him a diamond in the rough
Bill burr is great . Glad to see him shine. His head as well
Pfahaha wasn't expecting that last part
That last joke is so brilliant. It's the kind of negative thoughts we all have in a relationship from time to time. But he turns it into self motivation. It's actually kind of moving.
Bill Burr is the GOAT of all time.
"I crush everything,all she has on me is who I am as a person" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
By far my favorite comedian
Thanks bill
This man is a national treasure!
Bill Burr is my spirit animal
The only comedian I really like from the US. Love from the UK 🇬🇧
I was hoping they would put Bill's Wnba joke here...come on Netflix 🙏🏼
All she has on me... Is who I am as a person.
Brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂
❤
I can never get enough of this LEGEND
Bill is awesome! Funny! Funny! Funny!
Best 11 minutes ever lol, I would totally pay for this 11 minutes..
The first time I saw Bill Burr was on Let It Go. That was funny as hell but he has gotten so much better over the years.
I love this man lmaooo
Burr, hands-down one of comedies best!!
He idles at 75mph 😂😂😂
Oh nice timing, I had just started a bill burr binge
Bill Burr is my favorite comedian, I love him so much.
Bill is a treasure, he's like Don Rickles, he can express himself honestly and insult people as part of his act. There is no one like him, except maybe Chapelle...
I imagine him and George Carlin would have made the perfect comedy duo like Wilder and Prior.
George Carlin told jokes from a feeling of his superiority and hubris over everyone. Bill Burr is relatable tells stories about himself.
Dude they probably met on an occasion or too. It would be cool to ask Bill himself about it. Carlin was a legend as well.
@@hiuto2 someone got his feeling hurt by Carlin ... Let it go dude.
@@hiuto2 ahah crybaby
@MAGA Man I love George Carlin to death, but admittedly, I can see where Bob is coming from. The majority of Back in Town, Life is Worth Losing, and It's Bad For Ya has a definite arrogance to it, when you take away the delivery.
"I just wanna decompress"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol love f is for family i just hear him and it hilarious. Love this legend of a man
He's brilliant.
He's too funny man 😂🤣
"don't burn down my store ya fuckin animals!!" Deceased, y'all. Lmfao
This man is HILARIOUS
Mr. Burr is something else 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can’t lie 😂 when the jokes are this 🔥 11 minute felt like 11 seconds
He's just brilliant. Hell, he's even in Star Wars 🤘🏼
The most transparent and emotional comedian out there! Brash but truthful in is own experiences.
Don't f*** with comedy. Leave comedy alone. Comedy is free speech and laughter. Bill Burr is the man.