WHAT HAVE I CREATED...?
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- Опубликовано: 25 апр 2019
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My mother seeing me for the first time after giving birth to me:
“What is that? (Looks closer). WHAT IS THAT?!?!”
Lmao thats sad
It happens.
The hunchback of notre dame in real life.
"Oh, that's horrible. DON'T LOOK AT ME!!"
“ Oh, it’s sleeping. Oh, it’s horrible. It’s a horrible penis monster that’s sleeping. “
mark: its our job to to...i dunno make sure it doesn't die or something.
parenting 101
Meanwhile he purposely kills hundreds of them
lol
"this is our baby"
5 minutes later
*"DO NOT LOOK AT ME, D O N O T F U C K I N G L O O K A T M E ! !"*
XD
Theee fuuuuuuuuuckk?
Hello blixer
jacob blake xD
why does mark see a penis when obviously they're poo monsters?
...now in my head, I picture God having the exact same attitude towards the human race. Thank you, good sir.
God: *whAT ARE YOU? YOU'RE HORRIFYING*
Humans: :'DD
this makes me fear I was the only one who already had this image of god in my head that had this attitude towards humans but i know that cannot be true
can it?
God: Creates human from an anti-vax mom
Also God: Aaaaaaaaand he's dead...
Some kid: *looking up to God to pray*
God: DON’T YOU LOOK AT ME
God:Jesus what have I done?
Jesus: I don't know dad, I don't know.
Best dad quote of the year award goes to:
“We gotta make sure it doesn’t die or something like that.”
Mom quotas after giving birth and looking at her child: “What is thaaaaat?...WHAT IS THAAAAAT?!?!?!?”
Who's your Daddy? evolution edition
this is why mark will make an amazing parent XD "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!?! DONT YOU LOOK AT ME!!!!"
Somebody should ship him in fan mail a cup or bottle with Nr1 Dad
@@jasonsorin1021 Or Dream Daddy parenting edition
Mark- I think this baby is weird
Baby- send help
Lll
Hi, again
Get help
THOR: DID SOMEONE SAY GET HELP? Loki: Nooo
Those baby's need help for sure
Graystillplays: uses many tools to torture his creations
Mark: "feed and radiate"
always remember to save often
Invader zim lol
Who?
Full Li-
I have found one. A Florida man follower.
"Do not look at me! You have a butt for a face."
How dare you talk to our baby like that.
Mark: *skips all the tutorial*
Also Mark: "I don't understant what's going on" "What do I need to do?" "What is that?"
Asswesome I do this as well.
All us gamers in a nutshell
Don't forget that he specifically said his goal was to make them bigger and he instead designed them to be roughly 10 times smaller. This fact was completely visible on the display but he ignored it.
Lol
@@kylepessell1350 Actually no, he was making them bigger, the display just adjusted to accommodate.
There should have been a "And it's dead" counter
9:51
Or ,,Oh my god” counter xd
Mark: OMG you're horrible
Mark 10 seconds later: I love you so much
*you're
@@icy8042 thx
did u steal the pic from lumine
8:03
Mark: This thing's been living a long time, you know.
Game: *Snaps Finger*
Creature: *AAHHH-*
Mark: Oh, Nop- No, I just had to talk. Okay, that species is Extinct.
In this video, Mark finds out that radiation actually kills things
DoctorSteiner toon in next time for him to learn how genitalia is made
Apparently so do you
Tell that to GreyStillPlays
This actually has me wheezing
Same
Mark: "This is our baby"
Video title: "WHAT HAVE I CREATED...?"
Me: Oh, so now it's just *your* baby?
Mark: let's radiate you
'tic tic tic tic tic...'
Mark: ARE YOU DEAD YET?! 😂
Science expert:
So what branch of science do you specialize in?
Mark: Yes
Underrated comment
"This thing's been living a long time, y'know." **Thing immediately dies**
You don't know you're immortal until you've lived forever, which is very hard to do.
Lmao loved the edited scream to it 😂
@@jasonsorin1021 I mean there has to way to stop people's bodies from aging the organs, muscles and everything failing basically stop you from aging physically but aging mentally growing into a wise old man
Mark* skips past tutorial
Also Mark: I’m so confuuused
us: how many times do we have to tell you old man READ THE TUTORIAL FOR ONCE IN YOU GAMING LIFE
There are people that play games horribly even if they read the tutorial.
Mark: Hold my water bottle.
Mark and his damn Turturials.
E
Mark: This is our baby!
Also Mark: IRADIATE THEM
Mark at the begging: Its are amazing baby
Mark 5 gens later: Don't you F*cking look at me
0-0
Sowwy, buot that no inglysh
translation?
@@karla3153"at the begging"
Mark:"This is our baby!"
No Mark, that's all on you ✋
I agree 😂
Same
Yah the title for this vid is what have I created so you can’t blame it on us
can't blame my genes on this one chief xD
Maury: Comments, you are...not the fathers.
His creation looks deeply into his soul.
Mark "DONT LOOK AT ME"
Isn't that like a normal reaction?
I realised why God abadoned us.
23:51
Mark: Maybe we should just make a flood and wipe away my hideous creations that were made in the name of science.....
God: Hold my beer.
*made in the name of evolutionary perfection
Me: *has only seen GrayStillPlays play this game then sees this video pop up*
Me: This should be interesting
Ah, a fellow Gray watcher
Charles Calvin grey is amazing, he’s always funny, but I mean he does get old after binge eating *all* his videos-
I see another person who enjoys watching the suffering of digital representations of life.... Same
same
Baby: *I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction for you*
Mark: "Not at all boy, not at all."
Also Mark: "Deeaaaaauuuuggghh!"
Hi, I am very ugly, but you should enjoy the movie anyway.
Old lady: *disintegrates*
IM UGLY! AND IM PROUD!
*_Sniff_* _Is this Spongrbob references I smell?
@@lucasisyourfav yes. Take it in my child!👼
"Don't you look at me!"
"Don't you look at me!!"
"DON'T YOU LOOK AT MEEE!!!!"
-What Mark yells in the bedroom.
TheWereparadox into a mirror 😂😂😂
Then he turns into the red guy from SCP-087-b
Plays this game everything looks at me
Me: pulls out RPG
I died when I heard that
Same
When 19:22 happens:
*"OH MY GOD. OKAY, ITS HAPPENING. EVERYBODY STAY CALM!"*
OH MY GOOOOOOOD I CANT STAY CALM 😱😱😱
STAY FU__ING CALM 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
I CANT 😖
Dark is hopefully going to appear in an official thing october 30th!!!
Gabriella Susan he doesn't know me I will live
"This thing had been living a long time ya know?"
*SCREAMS AND DIES*
"DO NOT FUCKING LOOK AT ME!" Such a good papa, Mark ❤❤
XD XD XD
Ikr
"How do you like them apples? I bet they taste weird, and irradiated."
"You're so cool! What are you? *oH, you're awful! I hate you!* " - Mark 2019
I'm so glad Mark isn't a qualified scientist because I think he'd create a few SCPs
I very much agree, even if he and Billy don't always get along.
He would have accidentally created 173 or somethin. Maybe 096. Or 999.
Either something horrible or something completely adorable there is no in between.
@@kameablaine3167 Or a completely useless one like SCP-343. ((:
The Sigher Yes the three sides of the spectrum.
Horrifying
Adorable
Useless
And he doesn’t make any mixture just the extremes
The Sigher actually scp 343 has been known to increase morale, which, in a world filled with deadly scps is very useful.
Mark: *creates something horrifying *
Also Mark: *WHY ISN’T IT DOING ANYTHING?!*
Creature that he created: *evolves tail and wags it happily when their creator approaches* ^-^
Mark: E U G H!
11:14 A face that not even a father would love
"This is our baby"
No, Mark, that is your monstrosity
*_yes._*
Correct
No it’s me
I ain't the father
Markiplier: This is our baby
Me: Dear god..
Markiplier: There's more
Me: No..
19:20 Oh look, a Darkiplier edit. Sneaky sneaky
I was thinking the same thing...
Oh yes
*That sneaky lil' booger-*
It would be hilarious if someone actually didn't notice that when watching the video lol
@Andrewguy1161 I was skipping it cus I'm too lazy to watch that for half a minute
What have you created? A new SCP, obviously.
scp 69
I guess that's SCP-3N15
Igel_Man Del_Monte i love what you did there
Of course it is scp-2702
Can he make SCP-173 in this game?
"this [noun] don't [verb] too good"
-mark, all the time
This dick don't eat too good.
@@WreckingCritter
This PeePee dont Digest too good
@Sweetness1010 theres something called "pedophiles"
This Mark don’t run to good
This Peter doesn't feel too good.
*this is our baby*
Mark having a baby with 20 million subscriber
I wonder who the mother and or father is
If u have that many gfs the og must if had a lot of relatives
Lmfao that is true
lol
That explains why it looks the way it does.
Mark, staring at a plethora of buttons and options: "THERE'S NOTHING!!"
mark, never have a child. please.
"feed 'em and irradiate 'em"
serenitylovesdnp irradiate me father
you think he'd be the nicest dad ever until you see this video skskks
Yeah... I'm just gonna go into a corner and think about why I just watched this monstrosity.
GAMES ARE AWESOME... That what he says.
Markiplier: I have created the most disgusting creature in this game!
Graystillplays: YOU’VE SEEN NOTHING YET.
Me:What are u gonna name the baby?
Mark:I'ma call him horn*y.
Me: 👍👍
Mark: "This is our baby."
Also Mark: "Oh good it's dead, that didn't live long, probably for the best."
Markiplier:they're our babies
5minutes later
Mark:don't u look at me
It a love hate relationship
Is nobody gonna tell him he wrote "markiplier" wrong?
Thank u for telling me
Mark: Does a bunch of stuff
Mark after the bunch of stuff takes effect: Oh no it's just a bunch of THICC BABIES
The SCP foundation wants to know your location.
*YOU’RE THICKER THAN A BRICK HOUSE*
-Mark
Thicc
27:07
EXTRA THICC!
Sad McChicken
Like me.
READ MY NAME
My friend: bruh u ever b so thick yo thighs touch
Me: yeh
Me again: extra thicc
27:05 "You're thiccer than a brick house!"
Lmao
“Maybe flooding them with radiation isn’t the best idea.”
-Markiplier, 2019
Smone:**Tries to start a conversation with me**
Me: 7:16
your the opposite of me
I can understand that. I too am not fond of people looking at me, or talking to a person face to face. Quarantine was heaven for me.
I can't wait for someone to make an animation about this.
Mark: This is our baby.
Me: I WANT A DIVORCE!!!
XD XD XD XD LOL
Lol right
You really want to give up your one shot at marrying Mark?
My words exactly...
I’m content with the fact that I share a baby with a few million people
What the fuck is wrong with your profile pic? I-
*communism intensifies* 😂
Watching Mark play this is so funny. I actually have this game and understand how it works, so watching him just constant select and irradiate them is so funny
The radiation doesn’t affect the creatures it affects the creatures kids
Name of this game pls 🥺
@@VinayKumar-ge1dl it’s called “Species: Artificial Life, Real Evolution”
Nearly 29 minutes of "put u over here an your dead" and "dont look at me" lol, perfect Mark, as always
*_I think this game creates creatures for horror games..._*
Ah, so that's how they made SCP
And fnaf
As well as me and my life in general
SCP's
Maybe not the creepy redrum girls.
Mark: "This is OUR baby."
n o
The game: Species
RUclips: *Goat Simulator*
I'm not fat I'm just infused with the DNA of *THICCULUS* *CHONKONKOLUS*
I'm wheezing
Mark: This is our baby
*MULTIPLE DEATHS ON THAT DAY*
Multiplied by many internal injuries in the future .
17:40
“Keep Their bellies full and their brains a-radiated”
Markiplier 2019
13:31 how teachers see students during summer break
20:24 oh we’re still at WORMS (looks at potato) oh your not a worm why do you have hair?
6:57 when you see your teacher/teachers
At the store
27:45-28:11
“Grandparents when their THICC daughter-in-law has kids (even the sons have thicc)
(The Father):👍👍
All reverted from summer though
WAY TO TRUE
lol, yes
Game: how much irradiations do you want?
Mark: *yes*
ZDREX GAMER lol
Mark: EWW WHAT ARE YOU!!
species/his baby: LoV3 mE FæTr
24 chromosomes.
THIS COMMENT MADE ME SNORT
@@knowone8683 3 chromosomes
TT TheEmeraldSword -5 chromosomes
TT TheEmeraldSword 0.5 chromosomes
Mark: "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Also Mark: *Repeats the line as he moves right in front of the creature's face*
Now I know where axolotls came from
"I don't know where my DNA is." ~ Markiplier 2019
I laughed my ass off and my brain automatically was sarcastic and said "In your body stupid" and i just- i question life
This should be a good video to turn into a Markiplier Animated.
@@LikaLaruku oml true
I read this the exact time when Mark said this lol.
"Oh no! Someone should have done something!" ~ Also Markiplier. I agree, with all the monstrosities roaming these islands free, that would be deliciously nightmarish!
The thing: love me papa
Mark: don’t look at me
Also, Darwin is quaking
20:50 theoretically if you were to pump a species full of radiation for hundreds of hundreds of years would that species then evolve to eventually not survive under/below a certain rad level
Mark: clicks on creature
Creature: looks at Mark
Mark: DoN’t YoU LOoK aT mE!
Creature: continues to stare at Mark
Creature: "wHy dID yOu mAkE mE tHiS wAy?!"
Jack - a real proud dad
Mark -
*DONT YOU LOOK AT ME!!*
do you have the link to jack’s video? or do you know the title
@@plantboy19 oh . no no no , it was a joke lolz , jack is actually a dad.
Mark: how do I clear the target
Mark: *Makes no attempt to edit the target*
19:10 D-Dark? Naaaah.
19:15 Something doesn't seem right...
19:18 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUM...
19:22 DARKIPLIER IS BACK!!
cringe
IS THIS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO HUMAN KIND IF MARK WAS GOD?!
I was scared for my own eyes during this whole video...
(And I hope you're better Mark)
Lemme just say I'm very glad mark is not God
If Mark was god, there are 2 possibilities.
1) He saves everyone on this planet earth
2) Fucks up, apologizes to planet earth, and accidentally destroys planet earth
God: *creates beautiful animals and plants*
Mark: “hold my non-alcoholic beer”
Avocado Toast Lmao
Mark can't drink though......
Non alcoholic beer*
Are you saying that the babies aren't beautiful?
Bahahahaha XD exactly XD
WHAT THE HEAVEN MARK I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR 5 MINUTES AND YOU DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL EARTH.
Hilarious! It’s been a while since I’ve watched a Markiplier video and I’m so glad I chose to watch this one today! I couldn’t stop giggling and laughing out loud. Thanks for making me laugh and smile again I really needed it! Been a fan for about 5 or 6 years now since I was in my mid 20s oh geez I feel old now but watching your videos and your comedy always puts me in a positive happy mood. Thank you! I know you probably get it all the time and you get millions of comments and I still want to say your hard work makes a difference. And I want to give a shout out to all the local SoCal peeps too lol!
When Markiplier snaps and becomes Mengeleplier, this will be viewed as a key step on his descent.
Descent?
DESCENT??
No, there wasn't any to begin with
Mengeleplier
Mark, about to alter the genetics of a species forever: LeTS SpLicE 'eM
28:00
“The plains are overrun with the thicc of chonkonkules.”
I think that is quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever heard. 😂😂😂
Mark: What have i created?
Me: **looks at thumbnail** *wheezes* ....I....don't know.....
Mark: "I am an irresponsible overlord."
Also mark: "Ok maybe dosing them with radiation isn't the best idea, but it's the only thing I know to do at this point."
*the US Army when they made nukes and had soldiers:*
I think the problem is he had too many mutations happening too often, because most mutations either change nothing or kill the creature (only a few giving a benefit), the creatures where dying too quickly to pass on advantageous genes. I mean, assuming the game is super accurate to real evolution, which would be impressive but obviously thats a super hard process to simulate
when I read this I thought it was "overload" instead of "overlord" like "I'm in irresponsib(ility) overload" and frankly, I can relate.
@@ceilingfan1813 DYSLEXIA ACTIVATE
He is alive!!
Oh he is dead..
HE IS ALIVE!!!
Never mind he is dead..
*2 hours later*
HE IS ALIIIIIVE!!!!!
Oops nvm he is dead.....
"EEWWWW it's either a butthole or a mouth..idk what's more disgusting" 😖😖🤢
Markimoo 2019
25:06
*Now this is podracing*
Me: *looks at thumbnail*
Me: _what in the goddamn_
Looks like a caterpillar with Toad's face.
Avengers Reject “some men...just wanna watch the world burn”.
@@gamefan6219 It almost does!🖒
I guess you could say, you never saw it coming... 8))))
Pretty much how i felt when i saw this
Mark:Put 30 seconds on the clock!
*Multiple species dies*
Isn't that the nuclear doomsday clock?
if Graystillplays saw the creatures you made, he would be proud
who thinks Mark should play this again
Mark: ok everyone stop screaming
Me: ....
Mark: this is our baby
Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
X reader intensifies
Sounds disgusting tho lol
MARK, IM A MALE I CANT JUST DO THAT KIND OF SHIT-
*Dying of laughter* 🤣😆
*OUR*
Genetic modification: *_exists_*
Mark: hold my beer
Is...is that the Mona Lisa?
True. He can't
Lemme just- *rootbeer
he can't drink beer but nice meme refractive
Here, let me fix it..
Genetic modification: *exists*
Mark: Hold my milk..
(28:00) THE PLAINS ARE OVERRUN WITH THE THICK OF CHONKONKCULES
😂😂😂😂
Mark: "There's no changing it! I need to change it!"
Also Mark: *In the menu to change it, rolling his mouse over it multiple times*
Damn it Mark what did we learn from playing Spore?
*Apparently we learned nothing*
I would love to see the return of MMMMMMMMMMM
Spore was good, now this
Can't...breath...can't...breath...send...help....
I don't know if it's because I'm so stressed from finals, but this is legitimately the hardest I've laughed in months.
*gives paper bag and TLC food and water* *pats head* there there
19:55 had my volume down so it was a little hard to understand what he was saying...
.. I heard "zombie clitoris."
I'll never be the same.