The E-Boy Invasion
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- Опубликовано: 1 май 2019
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FOLKS! We've talked about all types of boys on this channel: country boys, soft boys, unfunny boys, dreamy boys...you name it. This week, we're talking about a new type of boy: the E-Boy. Who are they? What do they want? Can The E-Boy Invasion be stopped? Let's find out.
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Kurtis Conner goat
The 1 like when the comment was posted 20 seconds ago
👀I see you there kurtis
F
kurtis has the physique of a soft boy and e-boy but the vocabulary of a country boy
He’s like a hybrid of the three
He’s a esoftyee boy
@@kinsedits lol that's good
You could say, he's not like other boys
Yee-boy
Kurtis: "sToP caLlinG mE E bOy"
Also Kurtis: **has piercings, wears ripped jeans and unironically unfashionable fashionable button-downs**
*millions of tattoos*
*collection of checkered vans*
has middle parting hair lol
No chains tho
"I'm not like other boys"...
As a 24 year old woman I’m so offended right now because I’m watching this in a pair of big ass pants, doc martens, a portishead shirt with a striped long sleeve underneath and this video just made me realize I’m an eboy
@DefMallGoth Eboys are just the poplar kids trying to be punks
@@mrziiz6893 yeah dude. at least punks aren't literally bigoted idiots.
Me too... But I'm just bi
Girl same I’m a ducking e boy
Portishead is the shit
I can't believe Kurtis didn't make an "e-male" joke the whole video
BRO
Omfg
DUDEEEE
ISTG i did like 10 while i was js watching
Kurtis is the best parts of the following personas mixed:
1. Yee Yee boys
2. E boys
3.soft boys
4. And 40 year old dads
Lauren Hoffman and most importantly, a YEE YEE boy.
didsomebodysaypersona-
@@toadbooty2307 that's what I meant by country boy but you're so right I'm changing it 😂
He's an Extravagant boy
@Victoria Moller i guess you can't make everyone happy 🤷 I'll add it on.
Me: H-
E-boy: In case you haven’t noticed Im weird. Im a weirdo. I don’t FiT in. I don’t want to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that’s weird.
Garima Kanwar The fact that you quoted the whole thing is friggin' hilarious.
hands down best comment ever
Best comment
I don’t FiT in.
im confused, ist this a sOfT bOys saying
Kissing your camera is allowed if you're a grandma, my grandma does that every time I answer her video calls lmao
That's adorable, give her a video call kiss for me!
@@Natalie-101 You shouldn't be giving other people's grandmas video call kisses, Natalie.
@@smileyfacepalm lmao
@@smileyfacepalm best response ever
They're basically trying to attract the same type of girls that would send Ted Bundy fan mail
that send who what
Oof😂
💀
I'm sorry, there's girls that do that?
Stfu pls yet without men phones tvs cars planes apps ppl use nowadays and a lot more wouldn’t exist without men u ass
Literally no one:
Kurtis: Okay let me explain this joke
Melanie Mirnaya he’s self conscious, it’s ok
@@knifegoblin1554 my comment wasn't meant to shame him, personally I think it's adorable when he explains his jokes
888th like...that's got to count for something
Melanie Mirnaya p sure they were joking too
Hi
“I wanna be a real e-boy”, he cried. “Make me an e-boy!”
But the e-master did not answer, he just kept on e-ing.
Yo, nice reference yo
I highly appreciate this reference
y o y o
BRUH THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED
what does this mean? i understand it a lot but at the same time *what*
Emos walked so E-boys could stumble and fall face-first
the thing is “e-boy” style is a style that can actually work if you wear the right things and accessorize properly. these e boys just throw on anything black and a shit ton of chains and go with it. i actually really like this style but all these people just ruin it-
Kurtis has a unique talent for looking like every type of boy he does a video about
Right lmao.
THIS😂
I'm not sure about the country boy tho
Jenny Sandoval that is INSULTING he is such a yee yee boi😍😍
so fucking true tbh
Literally Nobody:
E-boy’s: ⚔️⚰️⛓👁👄👁⛓🚬💎
LMAOOOOO
You forgot the ✨ filter
And 💔🖤
stan legends omg i- 👁👄👁
No apostrophe bro
I don't know why but Kurtis softly laughing at his own poop jokes brings me an unbelievable amount of serotonin
Kurtis looks like the kind of guy my grandmother would love. Like y’know the guys yr grandma would just think we’re so sweet and charming . Yh that’s Kurtis.
the fact that Kurtis physically looks like a whole e boy lmaooooo if he was on tiktok they wouldn’t let him breathe
He is though, and I hope he’s still breathing
1.3K likes and 2 reply’s
I feel like he looks more like a soft boy tbh... not that that's any better lol
@@caplexxo3294 what's the difference?
@@gxs2542 soft boys are less edgy and dark and more.. soft ig. like soft boys look like they go to libraries for fun
The word dude was literally made for this guy
Yes!
Drink a shot whenever he says dude
@@Monjikimchi R.I.P
monji kimchi and now we all drunk as fuck
i catch myself saying dude way too much but then i watched this vid and realized im in training wheels mode and he in X games mode.
the "it's called necrophilia" holy fuck what a perfect edit.
I have to admit the best insult for an e boy is truly just “you could take a crossbow bolt to the chest and live because of how many chains you have.”
ah yes the 5 genders: soft boys, country boys (yee yee), smooth boys, dream boys, and e boys
gfhdhsbdbwuiugdhe what about Nascar?
My pronouns are yee/yee
@@alicelovesminhyuk thank you so much
You can’t forget about Extravagant Boys
How dare you forget hard bois
So an e-boy is kinda like emo but like... entry level? So like... business casual emo
🤣🤣 this comment is underated
lmao
Work experience emo
😂😂
That's nothing close to emo they're just weird dhdhdhdh
Bruh I’m punk and I’d fucking die for those boots you got there, like solid, leather bovver boots for so little, please tell me you gave them a warm home
“Go away tate” and then the audio from ahs shook me to my core
the guy looked so much like him
Kurtis isn't an e-boy
He's a yee-boy
Yee Yee
😂😂😂😂
Yee yee 🐎
YEE YEE
A yee-yee boy
kurtis’ aesthetic is either soft boi or 40 year old dad on vacation
Both at the same time
40 year d soft dad on vacation
Tumblr Lesbian y r u in my brain?
whats the difference? xD
isaac newton I couldn’t figure out how to describe him and you just did thank you
It's even funnier imagining watching them in the same room just playing with and kissing on their phones
I'm nonbinary and I have realized that the way I dress is a combination of every type of Boy™ with a decent amount of Girl™ mixed in for flavor
Ah yes, same
Transmasc here, just finding out that every masc aesthetic I have been copying is associated with awful people, yipee
the fact it makes sense but wont for others
E-Boys are basically the new generation of tumblr emos
@@Mancfish lmaooo good one
If it has the word ‘emo’ it ain’t cool lmao
tumblr emos came from myspace scene kids. They keep evolving.
That's so accurate
Rawr xd
*kurtis,* _with his floofy hair, nose piercing, tattoos, button downs and ripped jeans:_ *iM nOt aN eBoY*
ruby eboy is not a look it’s a lifestyle
He's not and e boy he's a ye ye boy
f l o o f y
Bzu Yeat ehe i’m joking i know he’s not an eboy x
ew ew ++
in the e-boys' defense, I used to be a real fangirl when I was like 10-13, and I drooled in front of pictures of veiny arms/sharp jaws... I think I would've 100% followed these guys if I were 12 nowadays. But in retrospect, that's seriously fucked up, you're right to point it out like holy shit
the nostalgia in this video is actually crazy
Nobody:
Literally NO ONE:
Kurtis Conner: **makes camouflage jokes**
You know this joke meme doesn't even make sense, like nobody said nothing? So somebody did say something? I don't know I just woke up and I'm gonna sleep again bye
This meme is getting old it ain’t even funny anymore it’s so overused. Everyone uses it wrong lol.
Submarine Mission i got 2k likes so stay pressed
"I don't eat belts" sounds like something someone who eats belts would say...
you don't understand how hard this made me laugh dude thanks
when dad pulls out the belt again and u eat it whole:
STONKS📈
This joke not only earned a like but a sub
christofferaav tell that to matpat idk if y’all get that
Carla Kool Kid LMFAO
Kurtis is the only guy I know of that can explain his jokes and make them funnier
I thought this video was gone or something. Glad to see it back.
I think there was copyright or something, when clicked through his playlist it said it wasnt available in your country.
@@shaquilleoatmeal2227 Well either they dropped it or something because I'm watching it on my laptop.
@@theSBC1409 yeah I think it’s fixed again
kurtis is an eg-boy
extra greeting boy
also an egg boy
i am egg
also a greg boy
Hannah Philip truly Greg
Hell ya
kurtis isn't an e-boy, he's a yee-boy soft-e-boy 🤠
your mind 🤯😍
🤠YEE YEE🤠
I appreciate this more than you'll ever know😂😂😂
YEE YEE 🤠
wow never heard that one before
I don’t think I have ever loved being called a “stupid idiot” for no reason more in my life, so thank YOU, jurists Conner
13:51 I will forever love Kurtis for that Mychem reference
Same the second I saw the shirt I thought Frank
Kurtis secretly wanted to do the e boy transformation all along , he was just looking for an oppurtunity
Ikr lol he was totally into it
Hahaha
Ikr ahaha
opportunity *
Hi
Y'all are calling Kurtis an E-Boy but he's obviously a.........*yEe-bOy*
Agree
Yee yee boy!!
Thank you.
The best boys, I can confirm as I am a Yee-Boy myself.
yee yee i agree
His 'folks' clap resounds through the valleys. The impact was so powerful the mountains dropped to bent knee before him. The sound shook the earth and the oceans divided from the force. All of the earth rejoiced at the echo of the foretold sound.
why is it written like a fanfiction i love it
watching this two years later is crazy. there has been an e-boy apocalypse since he posted this. i literally see e-boys casually walking the earth at least twice a day now.
that extra greeting just hits differently than the first one, y’know?
yee yee
Ikr
😭
Ikr
Yee yee
no one:
absolutely no one:
e-boy: *intense jaw flex*
Lmao
*jaw PROTRUDES
Clover Cakes omg truly lmaooo
And veins
Right before you said "Go away, Tate.", I was like "Is that Evan Peters? Lol
Holy shit. That Celine Dion shirt is a GOLDEN find. I laughed so hard. What company made it!? @13:36
Yeah the shirt is actually pretty dope!
*kurtis pretending not to be an e-boy for 21 minutes straight*
And 6 seconds
He’s literally all the boys he’s makes fun of
@@alfie6441 ... Except he's not into necrophilia
@@wahlawigi9572 you don't know that
Willemijn B You never know...
you should definitely follow this up with an e-girl video, just for systematic balance
totally agree
Big facts
@@toasterroven5329 e-queens
Yooo 666 likes hell nah
Hell yes
It's so annoying when people assume that they're feminist because they paint their nails or put on eyeliner
am i crazy or, i couldn't find this video anywhere but now it's back?
same here
kurtis: E-BoYsSsS
also kurtis: literally has a chain tattooed on him
Claire & a broken tv
yellowbreadtrucks how does a broken tv have similarities to an eboy
olivia it’s edgy
yellowbreadtrucks literally zero similarities but i mean go off
olivia why you sound mad though 💀 i didnt mean anything in a harmful way but i mean go off
E boys are just the 2019 genesis of 2007 scene boys
And their tik toks are are just the updated making an edgy Myspace profile
This blew my mind
Dude ure so old what the fuck is a scene boy
ahaha
Indeed A Disaster dude ure a baby ._.
Indeed A Disaster boi ur profile pic is Richard Ayoade how old are 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ?
Setting trees on fire is bae AF
oh man i can’t believe this was made two years ago it feels like 3 months
I'm just binging kurtises videos while I'm on the couch with flu, and it seems like I was seeing these vids last month
Guys stop calling him an e-boy he's obviously a *surfer dude*
why tf are you so pretty
2019 version of totally kyle
👆👍
No he’s a hard boi
Finally someone with some common sense!
the ironic thing is that kurtis falls into the category of worshiped edgy skinny white dudes with curly hair and he could easily be an e boy lol
All he has to do is clench his jaw till he's out of teeth
@@slickboyist and punch a hole in his wall
He looks like it, but he is at least humble enough to make fun of himself and be goofy. These eboys and all the other (insert here) boys are so damn serious and egotistical.
Well thank goodness he doesn't act like one.
He's the only e-boy I will ever accept on this planet.
Yay the video's back :).
the fact that I thought the text message sound was coming out of my phone lmao
Kurtis: ahah go away tate :)
also Kurtis: *looks almost exactly like the eboy*
que everett I THOUGT IT WAS HIM
Looks exactly like him
i clicked the video cus i was like “eVaN pEtErS?” so when i heard go away tate i was like fUcK
Exposal: even better is that the boy’s name is jeyjeygardi, and if you type his name in on ig, you can see in the results that a certain mayor of a certain town used to follow him 👀
@@peacil4426 ME TOO OML😂😂😂
I'm an e-boy
an extra greeting boy
What an underrated comment
Hey! Your cat looks like my cat
ever realised that non-subscribers technically also get an extra greeting
love this, underrated
Wow same
I literally said kinda looks like Evan Peters outloud right before you said go away Tate 😂
When Kurtis said the “If you can beat ‘em, join them.” line, a k-pop ad popped up XD
e girls are ruining my life - corpse
e boys are ruining my life - kurtis
w o a h
Do people really like Corpse-
@@graskok2863 yes lmao
I'd pay to see Kurtis cover Corpses song
@@graskok2863 he's nice tho lol i like him as a gamer youtuber heh
Kurtis: *_*makes joke*_*
everybody: **gets the joke**
nobody:
literally nobody:
Kurtis: *_*explains joke*_*
LMAO
honestly true
actually sometimes i don't understand the jokes lol
Exactly 😂
I think about this all the time xD
Scientist 1( Kurtis ) : Call in the e-boy!
Scientist 2 ( also Kurtis ) : Oh 💖🍓🧚♀️🌟ε-вσү🌟🧚♀️🍓💖
i'm on a kurtis old videos marathon rn idk ur so cool
Ur cool as well
*the only acceptable e boy is rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid*
daisy u r the only sensible person in this comment section
damn right
YES
The O R I G I N A L
only the one from the original movies tho
When the guy kissed the camera I felt assulted
‘‘Twas very unholy
you just commented cringe bro
F
It's creepy af honestly 😂
#metoo
10:02 ngl I kinda appreciate that one, it's almost funny.
Kurtis is a closet e boy. This was the best time he's ever had in his life
Kurtis = a little bit of e-boy + some soft boy and lots of county boy
no he's a Yee-boy
Extravagant boy
Kurt Cobain The Basketball Player true
Gaiané Ibrahim Camps true true
A whole lot of extra greeting boy
I’ve never laughed so hard at the “me when my FBI agent is having a bad day”
Fr
I'm just on a Kurtis video binge right now and I am LIVING 💀💀💀💀💀
they zoom in so close you can see their dignity slowly diminishing
this video was an excuse for kurtis to become an e-boy and he knows it
Genesis Faith 😂 we all know it
He is trying to make the jump from softboy to e-boy
Genesis Faith yeah....if u could stop copying comments, that would be great. :)
take me back home. ok i don’t even read comments. i just thought that lol
and *e* knows it
Kurtis is literally one Wallet chain away from being a E-boy
^ he a soft boi
Midnight Swami no he’s a hard boi
Im liking this just to irritate him :)
no, the same person who gives an extra greeting is in no way an...an...E-BOY
Sav I know lmao
This video is back!! Finally!!
6:35 he is trying so not hard to be like Benji
I feel like the 2019 E-boys made fun of emo kids in middle school.
lmaoo like the kids who bullied the gay kids but would be dry humping in the changing rooms
ShadyBeAShooketh what.. ? Dry humping what?
@@shadybeashooketh1911 i am really curious what kind of experiences you've had....
Definitely. I've been dressing like this since elementary and I got made fun of but now it's a trend. Smh.
Ethan Griffin aww don’t worry! People will still make fun of you 🥰
Kurtis looks like a lesbian going to the bahamas
he hott
I mean, he's pulling it off, so as a wlw, I approve
he looks like Evan Peters
As a lesbian I would totally wear that to the Bahamas or actually anywhere else
That’s not a lesbian going to the Bahamas. That’s just a lesbian.
kurtis makes every type of boy a stoner boy when he does those skits
It's backk finally!!
The eboys are all undergraduate cinematography majors. That's where they are.
Lmaoooo
You're not wrong
Really? that makes me sad
looks like i just found my new major
aren't most of them like 15
"itS caLLeD NECROphILIA" i spat out my water
i choked on my crisps lmao
@@ameliabrown2706 crisps
Amelia Brown crisp? what the fuck
@@dritabrown she british
i choked on my kettle cooked potato chip
OMG AT 3:01 WHEN KURTIS SAID "I JUST GOT A TEXT" I GOT A TEXT AND IT WAS TERRIFYING
you’re all i want, YOURE ALL I HAVEEEE
imagine all the e~boys watching this vid with their jaws clinched
😂😂😂😂
"This was an e-mergency." why did i laugh so much at that 😂😂
Lmaooo
Do not use that emoji 😾
Omg u have one like until 1k
Because its kurtis
hhh hhh dont gatekeep emojis pls 🤩
2:54 ehhh k
* Canadian Eh noise * ehhh k
"Go away Tate" 😂😂
Every night I lay awake because somewhere in an alternate universe, e-boy kurtis is real and making tiktoks
No. No no no. Dont make us think these things. Dont curse us with this
Nice pfp
every man is near that breaking point but then they find out tiktok is dumb
The word "somewhere" is not very good here because alternate universes are spatially independent from the actual (= this, our) universe.
Oh
When they said
⛓⚫️👄⚫️⛓
I felt that bro
D Marie I can’t this is so funny 😂
I would like but then it would be 301 instead of 300
I watched this with my boyfriend and not even halfway through he’s like “I can’t watch these anymore. I don’t know what this feeling is, I hate it” yes, that is cringe. Embrace it.
setting trees on fire is bae af
Powerpuff Girls: sugar, spice, and everything nice
Kurtis: Soft boy, e-boy, and everything country boy
Correction: Soft boy. E-boy. And everything Dream boi.
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect Internet boy.
But Professor Utonium accidentally added an EXTRA INGREDIENT to the concoction.... CHEMICAL YEE YEE.
And thus Kurtis was created.
(I'm so disappointed in myself for this comment)
@@frances9975 HAHAHAHA
correction: Soft boy,e-boy and everything yee boy
666th like :D
bruh most eboys made fun of alternative kids in middle school and now it's a trend
I remember the horror of this quite vividly from personal experience.
how would u know ?
exactly but for me it was mostly w girls
Setting trees on fire is bae af