The Divorcees of Tik Tok

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  • Опубликовано: 28 фев 2019
  • I saw a Twitter thread of recently-divorced people making TikToks gained a lot of attention, so after seeing this, I decided to do a deep dive into the strange world of "Divorce TikTok". I've compiled my favourite divorce Tik Toks from all over and we're gonna watch all of them. So come along as we try to figure out why this is happening, who is making these...and maybe we'll even learn something about relationships along the way.
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Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  5 лет назад +26182

    press the like button if you love ring toss as well!!! and let me know if you want a part 2!!!!
    thanks for watching

  • @Yumi
    @Yumi 5 лет назад +3951

    Marriage Counseling - Tik Tok Edition

  • @elipie7941
    @elipie7941 4 года назад +7505

    "may the force be with you" "DIVORCE?!" "no the force-"

    • @wet4372
      @wet4372 4 года назад +28

      We all watched the video dick

    • @axelstars7117
      @axelstars7117 4 года назад +124

      @@wet4372 I can't tell if this is ironic or not... It's just a joke...

    • @ehlins
      @ehlins 4 года назад +149

      why am i imagining this to the same beat as that vine of "Woah the ice is really slippery"
      "ISIS?"
      "Yeah the ice is-"
      "I S I S???"

    • @carleeh7961
      @carleeh7961 4 года назад +14

      i laughed so hard at that bit omg

    • @shlorbleflorbnad6927
      @shlorbleflorbnad6927 4 года назад +16

      Yes he did say that in the video

  • @julieneff9408
    @julieneff9408 11 месяцев назад +663

    I've been divorced twice. My first one, I tossed my ring into Lake Michigan. My second husband never got me a ring, so I tossed him into Lake Michigan.

  • @ratosphere
    @ratosphere 3 года назад +5195

    My ex is still the love of my life. I cry every night over what a wonderful person I lost, but I needed to get divorced in order to really cash in on the spiteful divorce tiktoks as I was running out of quality content ideas. Telling them I needed a divorce was the most painful thing I've ever done and I'll never stop loving them no matter how hard I try.
    No regrets tho I gained like 2k followers

    • @Shy1998
      @Shy1998 2 года назад +396

      Oh my god I was not expecting to blast tea out of my nose tonight

    • @marylandes5162
      @marylandes5162 2 года назад +175

      So it was all worth it 😌

    • @plutosaurus_
      @plutosaurus_ 2 года назад +195

      You are so brave :(

    • @serenalynn22
      @serenalynn22 2 года назад +157

      Your followers appreciate your sacrifice.

    • @TheZamfot
      @TheZamfot 2 года назад +22

      😅😅😅😅😅👍🏼

  • @ChrisJamesTV
    @ChrisJamesTV 5 лет назад +1558

    Imagine looking back on your childhood and just seeing TikToks about your parents divorce rather than a photo album.

    • @ChrisJamesTV
      @ChrisJamesTV 5 лет назад +14

      @Rae Louis In this scenario I am a divorced parent forcing my kid and ex wife into my tiktoks, so no.

    • @hideakisorachi3953
      @hideakisorachi3953 5 лет назад +9

      Who the hell has a photo album of their parents getting divorced.

    • @ChrisJamesTV
      @ChrisJamesTV 5 лет назад +16

      I'm the ONLY person that went to a JCP Photo studio with my divorced parents? Cmon now.

    • @yootkahoot5496
      @yootkahoot5496 5 лет назад +1

      Chris James Yes lol omg

    • @arianatucci2947
      @arianatucci2947 5 лет назад

      Do people normally have a photo album about there parents divorce

  • @lindseyrem
    @lindseyrem 5 лет назад +8692

    got a divorce lawyer ad in the middle of this lmao

    • @urluvcloud
      @urluvcloud 5 лет назад +54

      when ur favs interact 🥰🥰 luv u queen

    • @miraaskari2230
      @miraaskari2230 5 лет назад +90

      r/thathappened

    • @PictureDancer
      @PictureDancer 5 лет назад +14

      wow an iconic pair i never knew i needed

    • @chelseanunez9114
      @chelseanunez9114 5 лет назад +1

      SAME

    • @animelennyface6908
      @animelennyface6908 5 лет назад +114

      @@miraaskari2230 it's not that unlikely, in fact it's pretty likely since youtube will detect key words in the video and try to show a relevant ad, hence why so many people get tik tok ads on tik tok videos

  • @shinonomecitrus
    @shinonomecitrus 2 года назад +1166

    oddly this feels more like middle school breakup tiktok rather than divorce

    • @asteros_
      @asteros_ Год назад +68

      I think it's because these people have the maturity of a twelve year old

    • @LowSelf-EsteemLord
      @LowSelf-EsteemLord Год назад +18

      Oml you're so right

  • @teletubbiestunetwister9570
    @teletubbiestunetwister9570 2 года назад +2160

    My dad had an affair with my mom's best friend. My mom filed for divorce and my dad flipped out. He told me that the divorce was her fault. All he wanted was some fun. Sooooo glad there was no social media at that time. My parents would have embarrassed my sister and me, for sure.

    • @leilanimilan9875
      @leilanimilan9875 2 года назад +251

      That's crazy, but if they had social media, I feel like your father would've been more of an embarrassment to you guys instead of your mom😭 I also feel like the best friend would've been dragged on social media💀

    • @teletubbiestunetwister9570
      @teletubbiestunetwister9570 2 года назад +118

      @@leilanimilan9875 You are right about the best friend being dragged. I guess it's good for her that I was too traumatized to write a book. hahahahahah-ish

    • @marzipanmango
      @marzipanmango Год назад +18

      Ah dude I'm sorry you had to go through that :( I know the drama was between your parents, but that stuff definitely affects kids too.
      Do you think your dad realizes now that the cheating (with her best friend!) was wrong, and that it was acceptable of your mom to divorce him for it? Or is he still deluded?

    • @bloodorangemoon
      @bloodorangemoon Год назад +8

      Heartwarming family stories you tell when your daddy's a narcissist 👆

    • @zpetrie88
      @zpetrie88 Год назад +27

      Had the nearly the opposite happen, mom had the affair then convinced us as kids that my dad was in the wrong when I grew up and put all the pieces together and got all sides of the story including grandparents povs on both sides. I haven’t said a word to my mom I’m 3 years and am trying to spend as much time with my dad as possible as I had excluded him from my life for almost 10 years thanks to her.

  • @TheAMaazing
    @TheAMaazing 5 лет назад +9495

    Wait until we get Tik Toks after funerals or when they're hospitalised 😂

    • @Phijkchudunsparce
      @Phijkchudunsparce 5 лет назад +336

      I regret to inform you this already exists.
      Edit: ruclips.net/video/qgLK0Ofa64w/видео.html im so sorry.

    • @blenderbunny3353
      @blenderbunny3353 5 лет назад +130

      Sorry it’s already a thing sis

    • @animemusicluver1
      @animemusicluver1 5 лет назад +52

      I'm pretty sure it already exists

    • @daniellebarron1815
      @daniellebarron1815 5 лет назад +139

      they already exist , theres this one where a kid is tik toking when he grandpa is dying in the hospital behind him

    • @annwithadashriley
      @annwithadashriley 5 лет назад +6

      jonas bridges tease

  • @ellieh.4297
    @ellieh.4297 5 лет назад +16042

    Man In Happy Relationship Laughs At Sad Divorcées For 15 Minutes

  • @RedRaven64
    @RedRaven64 3 года назад +2262

    That guy at the end didn’t seem like a good father, he’s telling his kids that he got divorced with their mother and he’s recording it for a literal tik tok for hearts and followers

    • @kattozilla2277
      @kattozilla2277 2 года назад +98

      @カミ um excuse me they did *what*

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 2 года назад +144

      Philly D just covered a video of a woman coaching her son to act sad for a thumbnail about them having to put their dog down. As she's telling him how to adjust his face and to look more sad, he keeps repeating "But I am sad..." My heart just broke for that child. His grieving wasn't dramatic enough for her so she needed him to fake more emotions.
      I don't think I've seen something so sick and manipulative in a long time. I'd put this second to one of Mark Rober's package thief videos where a mother had her son steal a package. When they got home, the son, who is about 12, says "I think I like doing this." She asks "Doing what?" And he says "Stealing". She gets all stern and tells him that's not good...but she just had him steal for her! From that point forward, you have forever lost the high ground with telling your child how to behave! I don't get it...I know parenting isn't easy but there are just some things that should go without saying, like not teaching your child how to emotionally manipulate people or to not steal 🤦🏾‍♀️.

    • @Katherina13S
      @Katherina13S 2 года назад +10

      I'm pretty sure they already knew.

    • @user-eu8cd5pp2b
      @user-eu8cd5pp2b Год назад

      ew omg, i looked it up to see if i could find the vid, nothijg. so it was most likely deleted, but i did find another scum prank
      "dropping our baby prank" girl wha-

    • @mekenna6214
      @mekenna6214 Год назад +7

      literallyyyy like as a child of divorce, what the fuck?!!

  • @bethanyray6421
    @bethanyray6421 Год назад +422

    after my parents got a divorce my dad burned the marriage license and certificate and turns out i needed those to prove they were still married in 2019 in order to get financial aid for college. lmao.

    • @rizahawkeyepierce1380
      @rizahawkeyepierce1380 Год назад +72

      Probably doesn't help now, but you can order new copies of those things from the records office in the state where they got married. Source: I lost my marriage license (and birth certificate) in a move

    • @Fox_Olive
      @Fox_Olive Год назад +51

      @@rizahawkeyepierce1380 losing a birth certificate AND my social at the same time was the absolute worst thing. records offices feel like they run in a different era (circa 1800s) and require so much crap

    • @kylefelts691
      @kylefelts691 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Fox_Olive LOL, yet it is so easy to steal one's identity. Maybe others should be as strict? It seems harder for real people to get papers than people with fake information

  • @victoriamaynard4807
    @victoriamaynard4807 5 лет назад +3437

    Just so you guys know the extra greeting is one hundred percent worth it

    • @comet1718
      @comet1718 5 лет назад +79

      actually it’s the only reason i subscribed. kurtis was in my recommendations one day so i decided to watch the video, then he does the extra greeting and says that people who subscribe get it. so I subscribed and my life hasn’t been the same since.

    • @gwynisabella9300
      @gwynisabella9300 2 года назад +19

      I miss the extra greeting every day.

    • @Calor17
      @Calor17 2 года назад

      100% worth it everyone subscribe for the extra greeting

    • @peacegardeners
      @peacegardeners 2 года назад +5

      Can confirm

    • @scottlong4301
      @scottlong4301 2 года назад +2

      Agree

  • @genesisesquivel9121
    @genesisesquivel9121 5 лет назад +1529

    "Ugh im like stuck inside of this box dude i hate my parents"
    -kurtis conner 2019

  • @safyakhan7857
    @safyakhan7857 Год назад +83

    As the child of a divorce, with both sets of grandparents being divorced, and my uncle being divorced, I can confirm everyone in my family is a professional ring tosser

  • @retrogadget6183
    @retrogadget6183 2 года назад +353

    Imagine going to your custody hearing and your ex wife plays your divorce tiktoks in court 😭😭😭

  • @assleysmith9390
    @assleysmith9390 5 лет назад +7642

    "cinematiktokraphy" is the greatest word I've heard

    • @ILikeCheesesticks
      @ILikeCheesesticks 5 лет назад +135

      Can’t forget “I’ll tik tolk to you later, son”

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 Год назад +4

      God i fucking love millenial poets of our time

    • @Ducket
      @Ducket Год назад +2

      Technically it's a portmanteau 🤓

  • @joshuaw9610
    @joshuaw9610 5 лет назад +2610

    A pop punk mime isn’t trapped in a box, he’s trapped in his hometown

    • @taylorfalk6569
      @taylorfalk6569 5 лет назад +46

      Joshua Webb whEN I WAS

    • @taylorfalk6569
      @taylorfalk6569 5 лет назад +47

      Joshua Webb a YoUnG bOY

    • @anaviie8927
      @anaviie8927 5 лет назад +38

      Suzie Matthews tOoK mE iNtO tHe CiTy

    • @juleesare6295
      @juleesare6295 5 лет назад +36

      Ivana Mičutková tO sEe A mArChInG bAnD

    • @ashleys2994
      @ashleys2994 5 лет назад +8

      I thought you were talking about Sugarcult Stuck in America dammit im showing my age.

  • @penguinpog2154
    @penguinpog2154 2 года назад +614

    She gave her the divorce papers... But he couldn't read

    • @sh4rky466
      @sh4rky466 Год назад +8

      LMAOOOOOOO JARVIS REFERENCE 💀

    • @samarnold5531
      @samarnold5531 Год назад +4

      @@sh4rky466 it’s from another video

    • @sh4rky466
      @sh4rky466 Год назад +9

      @@samarnold5531 I’m aware of that as well lol, just the first thing that came to my mind was when Jarvis was reacting to that emo tiktoker who was like, “When her new boyfriend gets her a book but you know she can’t read”

    • @user-lt8lu7qg7t
      @user-lt8lu7qg7t Год назад +1

      "she gave her"? uhh

    • @_pointlessmask9456
      @_pointlessmask9456 Год назад +8

      She was a peanut. . . But he was allergic to peanuts

  • @trueMAXIMUS
    @trueMAXIMUS 2 года назад +138

    6:05 honestly the most brutal part of this entire video is just watching this woman struggle so fucking hard to flip the papers

  • @rpicifica250
    @rpicifica250 5 лет назад +3165

    They just Tik Tok the pain away.

    • @yuliiza
      @yuliiza 5 лет назад +21

      more like their marriage was going tik tok

    • @TruRein
      @TruRein 5 лет назад +10

      One tik tok at a time😔

    • @GremblimArt
      @GremblimArt 5 лет назад +1

      Ayy hetalia

    • @s2ffr0n
      @s2ffr0n 5 лет назад +10

      nae nae the pain away

    • @Frog..
      @Frog.. 4 года назад +3

      They tik talk

  • @jrmcgrifster1606
    @jrmcgrifster1606 4 года назад +5878

    When him and his phone said “⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️” I felt that

  • @tesselreitsma6834
    @tesselreitsma6834 3 года назад +386

    The sad reality that too much men would actually agree with “yeah I might have cheated but she wants a divorce, that’s way worse!”

    • @ameliag.9940
      @ameliag.9940 Год назад +25

      literally half of r/AITA be like

    • @lyzziekelly
      @lyzziekelly 5 месяцев назад +4

      "sure I cheated, but at least I didn't leave you! You're leaving me, which is breaking your vows!"

  • @baronreeves9232
    @baronreeves9232 2 года назад +429

    There should be a law against parents recording their children's misery. Like, they are forbidden to have children if their brain hasn't matured beyond being an irresponsible teenager.

    • @J2982able
      @J2982able Год назад +20

      C'mon, that just means America will force them to have children they shouldn't.

    • @amunettie
      @amunettie Год назад

      America literally forces teenagers to have children regardless of whether the father is 15 or 50.

    • @sleepyote
      @sleepyote Год назад +3

      ​@@J2982able please don't remind me...

  • @yulisacruz1105
    @yulisacruz1105 5 лет назад +3929

    i absolutely LoST MY SHIT when he started siNGING why am i not seeing comments about it

  • @nowthatsalotofdamage7632
    @nowthatsalotofdamage7632 4 года назад +17997

    I feel like his impressions of the song are 10× better than the actual song

  • @HabsbourgLorraine
    @HabsbourgLorraine 2 года назад +566

    You know the dad is just emotionally manipulating his daughters into thinking their mum is the issue and the bad person in all of this when he's the one with the goatee and the trucker hat (iykyk)

    • @kdmac8110
      @kdmac8110 2 года назад

      This is literally my dad expect he's a big city metrosexual douche bag

  • @Howtoeatrocks
    @Howtoeatrocks 2 года назад +164

    You know how when you're a toddler you just become conscious one day. Like you'll spawn mentally in the kitchen or grocery store and go sick I'll remember this forever. For the tiktok with the little kid in the back, that's her first conscious memory.

  • @nessa3025
    @nessa3025 4 года назад +2240

    this has ”roses are red, violets are blue, why’d you leave me karen what did i do..” vibes

    • @ladymaranosg7149
      @ladymaranosg7149 3 года назад +38

      We don't say the word "vibe" here 😂 sadly or not, it is forbidden in Kurtistown lol

    • @cyanidecinnamonroll7628
      @cyanidecinnamonroll7628 3 года назад +28

      Now your giving me "Karen please come back I miss the kids" song by WilburSoot XDD

    • @blackflower8198
      @blackflower8198 3 года назад +4

      Aren Kuboyasu why are you here and who are you divorcing (Jkjk enjoy!)

    • @oddslugout
      @oddslugout 3 года назад +14

      @@ladymaranosg7149 using emojis unironically is *NOT THE VIBE*

    • @miwitistic
      @miwitistic 3 года назад

      @@cyanidecinnamonroll7628 best song ever lmao

  • @paulrudd4559
    @paulrudd4559 4 года назад +14123

    As a child of my parents being divorced, grandparents being divorced, and great grandparents being divorced, I can confirm that my entire extended family pulled out their phones simultaneously and filmed a sad tiktok

    • @user-ix4nq9yz8k
      @user-ix4nq9yz8k 4 года назад +467

      How is this so impressive? I’m shook

    • @lanceelliott2504
      @lanceelliott2504 4 года назад +956

      Are you gonna try marriage or just not even attempt lmao

    • @paulrudd4559
      @paulrudd4559 4 года назад +449

      Lance Elliott lmao marriage is for people who actually have any commitment at all

    • @Naomind414
      @Naomind414 4 года назад +145

      That's why cameras were invented

    • @coochieplzplz2296
      @coochieplzplz2296 3 года назад +228

      Aunt May you have to continue the tradition

  • @rosiepear7531
    @rosiepear7531 2 года назад +182

    Fun fact: the burning marriage certificate was actually just the one for show, one you can frame and hang on your wall or whatever. It's the actual legal paper the courts ask for.

  • @goblinkid3664
    @goblinkid3664 2 года назад +82

    I know this is old but my parents divorced because my dad cheated and his girlfriend makes TikTok’s about him saying “get you an older man that knows what he wants” BRO HE LITERALLY HAD A WHOLE FAMILY FOR YEARS AND THEN COMPLETELY CHANGED HIS MIND

    • @elisabethjoint4624
      @elisabethjoint4624 Год назад +12

      this is so terrible but it made me LOL i’m so so sorry

    • @priyanshi4811
      @priyanshi4811 Год назад +6

      That’s horrible. I feel for you. I’m so sorry.

    • @goblinkid3664
      @goblinkid3664 Год назад +9

      @@elisabethjoint4624 im glad after all this time someone gets a kick out of it. I mean I find it funny so thank you for laughing o7

    • @goblinkid3664
      @goblinkid3664 Год назад +1

      @@priyanshi4811 eh at least it’s funny now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @somevelvetmorning0
      @somevelvetmorning0 Месяц назад +1

      the man literally didn’t know what the fuck it was he wanted 😭 what?!?!? (also, so sorry that happened to you. hope you’re doing alright these days!)

  • @ultra-violetsunshine784
    @ultra-violetsunshine784 5 лет назад +1823

    “I’m like stuck inside of this box dude I hate my parents” 😂😂

  • @lunacian3350
    @lunacian3350 4 года назад +7108

    Requirements for being a pop punk mime:
    1. Stuck inside of box
    2. Hates parents

  • @space_pollution
    @space_pollution 2 года назад +193

    Shrek 5: Shrek and Fiona get a divorce, and then Shrek makes a TikTok.

    • @olivia7782
      @olivia7782 2 года назад +11

      Funny comment but also Shrek would never

    • @punkdadash1298
      @punkdadash1298 Год назад +3

      No I 100% believe shrek would make a tiktok 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thebestbud
    @thebestbud 2 года назад +47

    10:08 I don't know why I found it so funny, but the fact he grabbed the little girl just to pull her over into frame for his fucking divorce tiktok

  • @lynnv6025
    @lynnv6025 3 года назад +3797

    “I’m a pop punk mime”
    *speaks immediately*

    • @dezmondstone3442
      @dezmondstone3442 2 года назад +69

      @criss holy shit by breaking the laws he followed the laws

    • @linneascameraroll
      @linneascameraroll 2 года назад +17

      @@dezmondstone3442 oh lord its a catch 22

    • @hondaaccord1399
      @hondaaccord1399 2 года назад +66

      Punks are all about rebellion

    • @mijadreams3486
      @mijadreams3486 2 года назад +5

      @@hondaaccord1399 lmfaooooo

    • @wildfirefox1
      @wildfirefox1 2 года назад +24

      That's the punk part. Don't abide by the rules lol

  • @acsokolowski
    @acsokolowski 4 года назад +12022

    Your skit about the husband finding out about his upcoming divorce through TikTok has the same energy as that one guy who posted “my wife just changed her Facebook status from married to widowed should I be worried”

  • @sassynfree884
    @sassynfree884 Год назад +92

    Divorce doesn’t “ruin families”…ruined families get divorced.

  • @sydney5126
    @sydney5126 Год назад +16

    i had my beats around my neck but full volume so I could still hear the video and when Kurtis started singing it felt like a little man right under my chin serenading me it was quite nice

  • @dizaitseva1441
    @dizaitseva1441 4 года назад +8095

    Oh, we've got divorced by mutual consent, so we had divorce party with the cake that had a lettering "may divorce be with you" on it :)

    • @plasticfrog4533
      @plasticfrog4533 3 года назад +894

      that's so sweet, wishing you both the best!

    • @moonytoast116
      @moonytoast116 3 года назад +1015

      No matter your sexual orientation or gender,
      That is the most lesbian divorce ever

    • @soupzey
      @soupzey 3 года назад +207

      @@moonytoast116 LMFAO FR

    • @KSS7000
      @KSS7000 3 года назад +134

      @@moonytoast116
      YT glitch I can’t click read more :/

    • @doiwannaknow253
      @doiwannaknow253 3 года назад +192

      @@moonytoast116 I deadass kept clicking read more- what the fuck

  • @LeaniebeanieM11
    @LeaniebeanieM11 4 года назад +4149

    “She tiktokids!” ~Kurtis, Danny, & Drew September 2019

    • @lizzie7370
      @lizzie7370 4 года назад +18

      I was gonna say that 😂

    • @angeldang59
      @angeldang59 4 года назад +133

      Drew September seems like an awesome dude

    • @goldenghxst
      @goldenghxst 4 года назад +12

      I was literally just thinking of that quote😂😂😂

    • @noriakikakyoin8587
      @noriakikakyoin8587 4 года назад +54

      Why'd you list the same dude twice?

    • @e4868
      @e4868 4 года назад +2

      @@noriakikakyoin8587 so weird 🙄

  • @owen5758
    @owen5758 2 года назад +48

    as someone who grew up in the south and listened to lots country music as a kid, hearing kurtis sing these songs is genuinely so funny

  • @extraordinarytv5451
    @extraordinarytv5451 Год назад +15

    Imagine their ex comments "This is why I left"

  • @angelfawn8559
    @angelfawn8559 4 года назад +3567

    Ohh I’m like stuck in this box dude I hate my parents - kurtis Conner 2019

  • @Bloojaygay
    @Bloojaygay 3 года назад +8025

    Imagine going on TikTok and your parents saying they’re getting divorced shows up on your fyp

    • @dianerogers8447
      @dianerogers8447 3 года назад +198

      Omfg that would be the WORST

    • @picklepirate
      @picklepirate 3 года назад +180

      iT’s aBoUt TiMe

    • @KCSimsStarter
      @KCSimsStarter 3 года назад +19

      @@picklepirate 😂

    • @graydoesdumbshit4728
      @graydoesdumbshit4728 3 года назад +142

      i'd be more worried that my parents had tik tok

    • @ellazenzen8735
      @ellazenzen8735 3 года назад +86

      @@graydoesdumbshit4728 then having to choose which tiktoker parent to live with during the week

  • @Cameroncamcam
    @Cameroncamcam 3 года назад +180

    I have to say Kurtis’s singing and performances will never disappoint me.

  • @Kyuk3tsuki
    @Kyuk3tsuki 2 года назад +75

    8:16 I did that with the photos of my ex girlfriend when I was 14. I don’t think fully grown adult men should be doing that lmaooo

  • @TheRealJader
    @TheRealJader 3 года назад +7646

    I'm still laughing about the tiny middle finger a year later.

    • @yua_mushroom3
      @yua_mushroom3 3 года назад +18

      Same bruh

    • @aaaameeera
      @aaaameeera 3 года назад +111

      that actually happened in 5th grade to me and i whispered: oH yOu’Re So BaD * whispers really really quietly * *ᵃˢˢ*

    • @NnannaOko
      @NnannaOko 3 года назад +30

      @@aaaameeera
      Picturing that in my head is so freaking hilarious to me-

    • @bodaciousdoggo8971
      @bodaciousdoggo8971 3 года назад +7

      When you do that to your mom and she turns back

    • @lorelange
      @lorelange 3 года назад +1

      Wasn't it the wrong finger?

  • @ramenhead9721
    @ramenhead9721 4 года назад +5453

    Man are these people sonic because they’re losing all of their rings

    • @zmatics
      @zmatics 4 года назад +55

      rämen heäd underrated

    • @leileilei23
      @leileilei23 4 года назад +35

      hahahaha this made me giggle

    • @eboniuwu1054
      @eboniuwu1054 4 года назад +7

      rämen heäd 😂

    • @luazul_
      @luazul_ 4 года назад +4

      lmao

    • @cako666
      @cako666 4 года назад +6

      Oh god this was so bad lol

  • @gracefulnachos
    @gracefulnachos 3 года назад +50

    3:17 They even wear the same clothes. They must have really loved each other. Never would’ve guessed they would divorce.

  • @jessicadutridge9882
    @jessicadutridge9882 Год назад +23

    "If you're making a sad tik tok, you're 100% why the reason you're getting divorced". So true. People that really gave everything they could to improve the marriage and it just wasn't reciprocated are the ones that walk away with no regrets. These men must have thought that saying "I do" was/should have been enough.

  • @Lucy044
    @Lucy044 3 года назад +3332

    My dad acts like these dudes, he’s so dramatic. He treated my mom like shit, and he still does. My mom on the other hand, she’s been so happy ever since it happened. Yet my dad is like “what diD I ever dO to you! WAAAHhhh I LoVe YOUuUU” like fucking end me.

    • @wiman3332
      @wiman3332 3 года назад +140

      oh my god im so sorry

    • @reeree.360
      @reeree.360 3 года назад +208

      Bestie, are we living the same life?

    • @Thomas_Winters
      @Thomas_Winters 3 года назад +86

      This comment has me dying, I’m so sorry bro

    • @scorpioj3
      @scorpioj3 3 года назад +45

      same beastie but the thing is she actually accepted him back

    • @miad6160
      @miad6160 3 года назад +158

      I feel like when men are immature, it’s always in that way. (Not saying that men are immature, but when they are it’s always like this.) emotionally/relationship immaturity

  • @noodles5685
    @noodles5685 4 года назад +1862

    Duuuude when his shirt said
    ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️🟥⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️
    I felt that 😞😢

    • @sachznaa
      @sachznaa 3 года назад +40

      Deep 😔😔

    • @dullset5700
      @dullset5700 3 года назад +124

      No it’s
      ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️
      ◻️◻️◻️◻️◻️🟥◻️◻️◻️◻️◻️

    • @Mars-dw2zc
      @Mars-dw2zc 3 года назад +32

      unus annus feelz

    • @grrrbarkwoof
      @grrrbarkwoof 3 года назад +5

      deep af

    • @linguisticsnerd433
      @linguisticsnerd433 3 года назад +2

      Pop punk mime

  • @jelofisk
    @jelofisk 2 года назад +58

    I like to imagine that Kurtis has a folder full of his own song covers

  • @alextarot
    @alextarot Год назад +8

    The worst and most vile comments are from divorced men online and irl. It's like, ppl with unresolved mummy issues now added wifey issues on top, never considering therapy for themselves, but from now on hating all women for eternity. (even more than initially)

  • @hecateblythe488
    @hecateblythe488 3 года назад +12571

    I just love the idea of them setting up their cameras and standing there waiting for the timer to count down and walking away after throwing the ring at the camera and waiting for it to stop recording, then going back and picking up their phone and doing all the stuff you do before you post it. Like that's the funniest part about it all I think.

    • @reeseewhitfield1734
      @reeseewhitfield1734 3 года назад +396

      Literally that's all I think about too. Them just sitting there recording themselves doing these things.

    • @BlackWolf207
      @BlackWolf207 3 года назад +475

      That just makes me think about how awkward the last one is with the guy telling his daughters.
      “Hey we’re getting a divorce.”
      “Omg no :(“
      “Yeah, but hey I’ve got this idea for a tiktok. I’ll lip sync a sad song about divorce while you sit there.”
      “Dad I’m sad right now I don’t wanna do a Tiktok.”
      “C’mon, I’m sad and it’ll get so many likes.”
      So cringey to think about this.

    • @heylol9166
      @heylol9166 3 года назад +47

      LMFAOOOOOO UR AMAZING FOR THAT ONE

    • @katelyn888
      @katelyn888 3 года назад +14

      Omg 🤣

    • @uhubb
      @uhubb 3 года назад +34

      That's how I feel about all TikToks 😂

  • @Ifyouseemenoyoudidnt
    @Ifyouseemenoyoudidnt 5 лет назад +2440

    The dad singing the divorce news makes me uncomfortable af

    • @nesultimate3854
      @nesultimate3854 5 лет назад +56

      Right? Eww

    • @stinkygoose666
      @stinkygoose666 4 года назад +20

      Very, very creepy

    • @oddanderson9131
      @oddanderson9131 4 года назад +25

      It feels shady as fuck

    • @nothinghappens9811
      @nothinghappens9811 4 года назад +59

      Yea it's like, "huh, this is a terrible situation...you know what would make it better? Exploiting my divorce AND my kids on TikTok for sympathy. It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant I tell you! Genius I say!"

    • @ally939
      @ally939 4 года назад +43

      Yeah that really pissed me off. It’s one thing to make a cringy tiktok about your divorce by yourself, but getting your kids involved in that madness is completely unacceptable

  • @eli10980
    @eli10980 Год назад +6

    The American flag (4:56) folded like that is how it’s folded for people who have lost something who served in the army, so someone probably passed away and he ended up with the flag. It’s actually a specific thing they do during a funeral for someone who served.

  • @o_riioo
    @o_riioo 2 года назад +81

    Sometimes when I'm sad, I re-watch Kurtis' videos and start cracking up before he even delivers the jokes, and then I'm happy again, so thankyou for your service mayor

  • @burntespresso6845
    @burntespresso6845 5 лет назад +33513

    Kurtis delivering a joke while editing is the equivalent of thinking of a great comeback once you’re done arguing

    • @ellab6188
      @ellab6188 5 лет назад +619

      except actually kind of applicable

    • @krazyglue1
      @krazyglue1 5 лет назад +366

      There's a French word for that
      "L’ESPRIT DE L’ESCALIER"

    • @elisaperez6182
      @elisaperez6182 5 лет назад +265

      my like made 1.4K become 1.5K, i can die now

    • @laurachaveznunez788
      @laurachaveznunez788 5 лет назад +68

      DEADASS LMAO

    • @chloecoder4241
      @chloecoder4241 5 лет назад +30

      omg ur right

  • @AlexHolland123
    @AlexHolland123 4 года назад +4189

    I love how Kurtis cant make fun of things without making like 9 disclaimers to be less mean, its wholesome

    • @chevellemccutchan
      @chevellemccutchan 4 года назад +185

      he is Canadian so it makes sense

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 4 года назад +74

      It's Canadian.

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 3 года назад +50

      We stan an unproblematic mayor

    • @despacitoman425
      @despacitoman425 3 года назад +6

      because if he doesnt he gets shitted on by sensitive people

    • @robertsmithfan877
      @robertsmithfan877 3 года назад +27

      @@despacitoman425 dont be like that man

  • @kittykittymeowmeow666
    @kittykittymeowmeow666 2 года назад +73

    I’m going thru a divorce. My husband of almost 10 years cheated on me… while I was pregnant with our 4th baby. But I moved onward and upward! Everything happens for a reason!

    • @SM-bg2or
      @SM-bg2or 2 года назад +13

      You got this queen all the love to you!!

    • @yaboicolleen
      @yaboicolleen 2 года назад +7

      Survive and THRIVE! Whoo!

  • @pr0v0cative4pple
    @pr0v0cative4pple 2 года назад +33

    I enjoy the use of Shrek as an example of romantic love, it genuinely is an excellent example.

  • @MandG68
    @MandG68 5 лет назад +16591

    why are middle aged adults so attracted to tik tok

  • @Adele-195
    @Adele-195 3 года назад +11284

    The six stages of grief after divorce:
    Denial
    Anger
    Tiktok videos
    Depression
    Acceptance

    • @spookyspaghett1
      @spookyspaghett1 3 года назад +129

      I see 5

    • @kristiney7759
      @kristiney7759 3 года назад +485

      @@spookyspaghett1 TikTok videos just account for two stages

    • @stephaniecooksey1364
      @stephaniecooksey1364 3 года назад +90

      Where is excessive hate? Then Flaunting of new woman/man thats what happened when my parents split

    • @bee.ok666
      @bee.ok666 3 года назад +13

      DATDA

    • @cassiegariepy2171
      @cassiegariepy2171 3 года назад +41

      bargianing: am I a joke to you?

  • @cyro6900
    @cyro6900 2 года назад +7

    being aromantic and watching the intro is surreal

  • @urabarosso8497
    @urabarosso8497 2 года назад +21

    I look at these sad men and happy women, remember jokes about how "wife bad wife's holding me down" and can't help but laugh

  • @elvinaageycheva6362
    @elvinaageycheva6362 5 лет назад +925

    dude singing over songs so as not to get copyrighted makes everything so much funnier I love it

  • @neebling
    @neebling 3 года назад +8022

    I love how he comes in during editing to make a joke he forgot to make during filming. What a dork, 11/10.

  • @izzymartin8518
    @izzymartin8518 3 года назад +23

    "hey, pardner, where'd ur marriage certificate go?"
    *"i burned it for a tik tok"*

  • @hermoniegranger4482
    @hermoniegranger4482 11 месяцев назад +7

    I only recently started watching KC videos and finding out he's a fellow Canadian just from saying "Grade 5" vs. "5th Grade" was such a pleasant surprise. I just assumed he was American like Greg or that other Greg.

  • @hannahpaige7625
    @hannahpaige7625 5 лет назад +3208

    kurtis- “may the force be with you”
    divorced kurtis- “wha- divorce! ughhh dude! *begins to cry*
    kurtis- “no the force!”

    • @juliagirlgirl123
      @juliagirlgirl123 5 лет назад +47

      Hannah Paige this joke was amazing

    • @amulyasubhash7764
      @amulyasubhash7764 5 лет назад +14

      I played that back more than three times, paused and laughed.

    • @laurachaveznunez788
      @laurachaveznunez788 5 лет назад +16

      If vine was still a thing...😔😔😔

    • @nadiakeaton5680
      @nadiakeaton5680 5 лет назад

      @@laurachaveznunez788 true!!

    • @riri.online
      @riri.online 4 года назад

      I haven’t even reached this part of the video yet, but I can already hear him saying this

  • @mrd4518
    @mrd4518 5 лет назад +1126

    I'm never getting divorced from my extra greeting.

    • @poppygloria4835
      @poppygloria4835 4 года назад

      marisdc the reason i am subscribed for

    • @Annicamdw
      @Annicamdw 2 месяца назад +1

      This aged really badly 😂😂

  • @jealyn6353
    @jealyn6353 Год назад +14

    fun fact: in Rome you didn't 'get a divorce' one spouse just had to consider themselves not married to the other person, like you didn't even have to notify your spouse which is really freaking funny.

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp Год назад +1

      lmao like that guy on the bachelorette whose longterm girlfriend found out he was leaving her when he went on the bachelorette. and when he was asked about it on the show he said he "felt like he'd ended things in his heart"

  • @jakethepillowsnake4098
    @jakethepillowsnake4098 2 года назад +13

    "I'm stuck in this box and I hate my parents."
    That is such a mood.

  • @daniellemichael1
    @daniellemichael1 5 лет назад +9210

    Hit or miss
    *_I guess she took the kids, huh_*

    • @Fabler21
      @Fabler21 5 лет назад +65

      It's not even like you made this how the fuck do you have so much likes

    • @spectralLane
      @spectralLane 5 лет назад +213

      @@Fabler21 because it's a funny comment

    • @abbystambaugh1967
      @abbystambaugh1967 5 лет назад +36

      This made my day, you are a genius

    • @murphdawgswizzle
      @murphdawgswizzle 5 лет назад +15

      I CHOKED ON MY ICE ANSNENWNEJ

    • @kylalol2710
      @kylalol2710 5 лет назад +11

      Alana’s Mini Zoo .. it’s an old meme

  • @matildeverganti
    @matildeverganti 5 лет назад +472

    "Divorce?"
    "No The Force!"
    Here it goes, my depression is cured

  • @kikijamin5635
    @kikijamin5635 2 года назад +13

    "love is the best part of being alive"
    Aromatic people - Guess I'll die

    • @cheetosan
      @cheetosan 2 года назад +8

      aromatic? i think u mean aromantic, unless you’re talking about ppl who smell good 😂

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon Год назад +7

      i mean there are many forms of love! i love my friends and family with all my heart, romantic love isn't superior to other types of love

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami Год назад +4

      platonic love: guess i'll die

  • @jamestatevanceofficial
    @jamestatevanceofficial 2 года назад +6

    Not me getting an ad for a divorce lawyer in the middle of this vid lmao

  • @isabellavicente244
    @isabellavicente244 5 лет назад +1432

    “Why don’t we go watch Star Wars u know the force.”
    “DIVORCE.....dude” *cries*
    “No...no the force”
    I DIEDDDDEdddd

    • @ebba646
      @ebba646 5 лет назад +4

      Isabella Vicente his ”dude” ALWAYS KILLS ME

  • @camryncalvert6449
    @camryncalvert6449 5 лет назад +3658

    kurtis is slowly hinting that he is dropping a country album
    REEEEE

  • @darkshadowjoselynedelgadil8671
    @darkshadowjoselynedelgadil8671 2 года назад +11

    When you love someone by James tw is literally THE song that helped me go through my parent's separation, and hearing in a divorce TikTok somehow makes me feel so.... bad

  • @salma-vl2qf
    @salma-vl2qf 2 года назад +9

    as someone with divorced parents, i too claim the "making fun of divorce pass"

  • @juveangulo9963
    @juveangulo9963 5 лет назад +1491

    MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU 😧

  • @francinedune
    @francinedune 5 лет назад +13186

    your jokes will always be stupid but will never be unfunny

  • @michealtheamazing4109
    @michealtheamazing4109 8 месяцев назад +8

    Kurty already dropped the banger of the year at 2:45

  • @Koda_ishere
    @Koda_ishere Год назад +5

    Kurtis first words are always the best, “I look like a pop punk mime”

  • @Luminaryice
    @Luminaryice 5 лет назад +5366

    I am not sure what's funnier: the tiktok videos, Kurtis making fun of them or Kurtis "covering" the tunes in the videos. yee yeee

    • @honplace1362
      @honplace1362 5 лет назад +8

      Kurtis making tik tok puns probably

    • @pamelam1101
      @pamelam1101 5 лет назад +54

      Definitely his covers of the music, at least to me

    • @dollphillia
      @dollphillia 5 лет назад +4

      YEE YEE

    • @slimeslime6311
      @slimeslime6311 4 года назад +2

      Def his covers XDD

  • @jenellecedillo9354
    @jenellecedillo9354 5 лет назад +9110

    My parents are getting a divorce and they haven’t made a Tik tok yet 😔 should I be concerned?

  • @2stayweird
    @2stayweird Год назад +3

    Good god talk about a generation of kids scarred not only by divorce but by their parents broadcasting it on TikTok

  • @ldcommando1616
    @ldcommando1616 2 года назад +6

    Kurtis’s cover of NF with a southern accent was something I didn’t know I needed.

  • @beep8704
    @beep8704 5 лет назад +691

    the pop punk mime part is underappreciated and wouldve been a perfect vine

  • @parislondon163
    @parislondon163 5 лет назад +2032

    hearing kurtis conner say "my guy" cleanses my soul actually

  • @datfatrat7135
    @datfatrat7135 2 года назад +7

    As a child of divorce do any of y’all remember when ur parents were gonna “take a break for a bit”

  • @ollie.1564
    @ollie.1564 Год назад +3

    1:01 It sounded like he was about to give us *the* *talk*

  • @lilyforbes4076
    @lilyforbes4076 5 лет назад +2315

    I guess they just couldn't tik toklerate each other any more

  • @123keshalove
    @123keshalove 5 лет назад +839

    somebody call nashville kurtis is coming for every country singer's career

  • @yurfavsis
    @yurfavsis 2 года назад +10

    Making tiktoks after a divorce is the easiest way to let everyone know you’re back on the market 😂😂 they can now quench their thirst with your single drip! Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.