Hitman: Agent 47 Angry Movie Review

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  • Опубликовано: 22 авг 2015
  • AngryJoe, OtherJoe and Delrith Review the Hitman contract Video Game Adaption Movie reboot of the IO Interactive franchise! lol. How does this version stack up to the previous and to the video game? Find out!
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  • @paradoxacres1063
    @paradoxacres1063 9 лет назад +230

    _"It's not as boring as Fantastic Four_"
    That's actually the *nicest* thing I've heard a critic say about a Hitman movie.

    • @DragoonBB
      @DragoonBB 9 лет назад +92

      when the dvd comes out that will be a quote on the box

    • @CaptainLansing
      @CaptainLansing 9 лет назад +1

      +Dragoon-BB nice:)

    • @fife007
      @fife007 9 лет назад

      +Dragoon-BB or better yet I like 47 in Hitman, but I hated everyone in Fantastic 4

    • @paradoxacres1063
      @paradoxacres1063 9 лет назад

      ***** ........what?

    • @TanganMovie
      @TanganMovie 9 лет назад +1

      +Paradox Acres Hitman: Agent 47
      Create new account or sign in
      Enjoy!! *
      plus.google.com/b/107672205104404777351/107672205104404777351/posts/FPihPmMvV8W

  • @TheKevin899
    @TheKevin899 9 лет назад +425

    Why is the dude with Amish beard here? Just take him out. He says shit no one agrees with. Thinks he knows everything and fails at it. Just there to feel relevant

    • @balduran.
      @balduran. 9 лет назад +89

      yeah, I really dont know whats his point there...

    • @funtourhawk
      @funtourhawk 9 лет назад +106

      +Kevin Johns He's really annoying just to look at lol, not to mention the shit he says is pointless

    • @AVWUVU
      @AVWUVU 9 лет назад +12

      If you find angry joe annoy then why are you here?

    • @Doomkilla771099
      @Doomkilla771099 9 лет назад +40

      +Kevin Johns You should leave. You say shit nobody agrees with.

    • @summ.3433
      @summ.3433 9 лет назад +112

      He's not leaving just because YOU don't like Joe's friend. The world doesn't revolve around you, get over yourself.

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 9 лет назад +253

    When did they decide 47 has no emotions?
    At least in the earlier games he gets surprisingly angry and even regretful. He becomes part of a CHURCH at the end of one game!

    • @jordanj809
      @jordanj809 9 лет назад +16

      But isn't it part of his programming/DNA to be a remorseless killer. That's what makes him him, right?

    • @jordanj809
      @jordanj809 9 лет назад +1

      +the badassery

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear 9 лет назад +32

      Jordan Jolivette Actually he's a SPOILERS clone, and the original games up until Absolution had that idea: that 47 DID have some measure of self actualization. He's awesome, but he's not a machine.

    • @edmundblackadder2741
      @edmundblackadder2741 9 лет назад +3

      Gotta love those ass kicking nuns

    • @djghostface292
      @djghostface292 9 лет назад +1

      Because he isn't supposed to have emotions.

  • @TheSlayer117
    @TheSlayer117 9 лет назад +128

    I already knew the movie would sucked when I watched the trailer.
    Also why the hell are they are saying that it needs more action? I dont think of 'action' when I think of 47.

    • @matheusb.dambrowski4639
      @matheusb.dambrowski4639 8 лет назад +2

      I think of buttlove

    • @jasonharding96
      @jasonharding96 8 лет назад +1

      +MixMovie FX SORRY DUE TO SECOND PARTY RIGHTS THIS HAS BEEN REMOVED

    • @jasonharding96
      @jasonharding96 8 лет назад +1

      +Ricky Jenkins what a load of bull people upload to make people watch it in the theater

    • @kurayami893
      @kurayami893 8 лет назад +8

      +Seth117 silent assassin

    • @jasonharding96
      @jasonharding96 8 лет назад

      i want to see that

  • @TjorvixLP
    @TjorvixLP 9 лет назад +806

    How surprising that the movie sucked.

    • @thatoneguycpr8997
      @thatoneguycpr8997 9 лет назад +12

      Ragnar Lothbrok I was so sure it was an early Best Picture nominee.

    • @bryancalderon8978
      @bryancalderon8978 9 лет назад +6

      It was made by fox the same people who made fantastic 4

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 9 лет назад

      +Ragnar Lothbrok video game movie and from fox sooo yeah.

    • @ShufflingWhale
      @ShufflingWhale 9 лет назад +1

      +Ragnar Lothbrok I bet a Vikings Movie would be better, or at least more violent. :)

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 9 лет назад

      bryan calderon But that came out in 2005. You don't think they've improved since then?

  • @timrogers9636
    @timrogers9636 9 лет назад +303

    That neck beard is so bad

  • @crossofintimidation
    @crossofintimidation 9 лет назад +134

    If they didn't include a female lead/support character, it would be classified as being sexist.

    • @alphaalfalfa501
      @alphaalfalfa501 9 лет назад +67

      Ummm, I find that comment offensive, the fact that you're a cis white male is triggering me. Please respect otherkinfreespirtedbilingualtransaromadoublebubble people like me, please and thank you.

    • @ryanmurphy8128
      @ryanmurphy8128 9 лет назад

      Lol

    • @hashonnilewis7439
      @hashonnilewis7439 9 лет назад +3

      +alpha alfalfa get yo confusing talking ass outta here

    • @jaxoncavallier9020
      @jaxoncavallier9020 9 лет назад +1

      You have a point man

    • @Stanlos
      @Stanlos 9 лет назад +1

      I don't think that is true given that the film's!verse featured a woman with quite a bit of agency in Diana who by the way was at no part of the film a child the way 90 was. I begin to wonder if what Feminism is has been completely lost to history if the interwebs are an indication

  • @stormrevenant
    @stormrevenant 9 лет назад +81

    The John Wick directors should direct a Hitman movie.

    • @Lil.Lon3Ly
      @Lil.Lon3Ly 6 лет назад +5

      And they're already planning to do one now, but it's a show instead of a movie, which is a better solution.

    • @kingrichard3990
      @kingrichard3990 6 лет назад +8

      And I hope they won't make Agent 47 go rampage with crazy shooting skill like John Wick. If they do that ! The movie would fail again.

    • @chipdiesel9788
      @chipdiesel9788 2 года назад

      That would be garbage

    • @jordanthomas4379
      @jordanthomas4379 2 года назад

      The John Wick franchise is a Hitman adaptation in spirit.

  • @GrimGearheart
    @GrimGearheart 9 лет назад +249

    It kind of feels like Joe is starting to go down the same path as Spoony. Vlogs instead of actual reviews. Don't get me wrong Joe, love your vlog style videos, but I personally much prefer a bit of polish and editing. The last movie review I really enjoyed watching was your review of Dredd.
    I love Other Joe, and he's hilarious, I have no idea who Delrith is and....yeah. But having all these other people involved is more of distraction than anything in my opinion. I enjoy your solo reviews where it feels like you're sitting down and actually talking to us, your viewers, rather than feeling like I'm a 3rd wheel to a conversation you're having with someone else, if that makes sense.
    I'm not one of those types that feels entitled to a certain style of video. It's your channel and your livelihood, and you should make the kind of videos you enjoy. Otherwise you won't want to make videos. I know how that feels.
    Anyway, that's just my point of view. Keep up the good work Joe.

    • @hadinazzal5787
      @hadinazzal5787 9 лет назад +8

      true...

    • @jacob3178259
      @jacob3178259 9 лет назад +23

      +Grim Games get ready to be roasted by the fanboys for providing actual criticism, they dont take kindly to anyone denouncing their god joe.

    • @paradoxacres1063
      @paradoxacres1063 9 лет назад +5

      +Grim Games I don't agree with you (I think it's great he has OJ & Delrith with him), but..I *respect* your opinion/criticism.
      Thank you for being so polite about it :)

    • @GrimGearheart
      @GrimGearheart 9 лет назад

      ***** That's what I mean man. Spoony wasn't always like that. He's been making a good comeback from a low point in his life and I'm happy to see that. But he is still definitely opting to make content that's easy vs. high quality.
      Going from scripted, polished, edited reviews to these "on the couch" style vlogs is just a first step in my opinion.

    • @BigSmokesFactory
      @BigSmokesFactory 9 лет назад +1

      Bro it was summer, no games were released for Joe to review except for indies.

  • @BladeBlur
    @BladeBlur 9 лет назад +347

    Still better than Fantastic Four.

    • @ShufflingWhale
      @ShufflingWhale 9 лет назад +17

      +BladeBlurX Almost anything is

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 9 лет назад

      +BladeBlurX agree

    • @MercenaryX21
      @MercenaryX21 9 лет назад

      Superior and enjoyable, seriously I saw the same movie and I thought it had heart. I enjoyed it, if I'm the only one in the world thinks it's a good movie then so be it. I liked it and you can't tell me otherwise.

    • @UnknownTaliban
      @UnknownTaliban 9 лет назад

      Still? Lol wtf

    • @UnknownTaliban
      @UnknownTaliban 9 лет назад

      MercenaryX21 If you liked it then you liked it but if someone else didn't like it then you can't tell them otherwise either.

  • @khalil8719
    @khalil8719 9 лет назад +200

    I like the guy on the left people just want to be mean

    • @lablabdrew
      @lablabdrew 9 лет назад +48

      Nope. Not meant to be mean, but to be normal. You dont see a giant slob with a beard for a cat everyday on youtube.

    • @kuhneegit
      @kuhneegit 9 лет назад +39

      I just hate how he strokes his beard and pretends to know what the other two are saying. Just my opinion.

    • @gotoucanario8341
      @gotoucanario8341 9 лет назад +45

      I stroke my beard all the time and I don't even have a beard. Haters gonna hate.

    • @kuhneegit
      @kuhneegit 9 лет назад +9

      Yeah but you don't do it on camera or make terrifying faces while doing so.

    • @GameSquad306
      @GameSquad306 9 лет назад +13

      +Chikin Loaf He doesn't add anything, just nods and stares into the camera lol

  • @cdc71792
    @cdc71792 9 лет назад +186

    Do ya'll hate Delirith cause he's the large neckbearded man hanging with Angry Joe and not you or what? I don't get it he seems like a good dude.

    • @lablabdrew
      @lablabdrew 9 лет назад +75

      Cause he looks at the camera and peeks through everyones souls and gently pets his nasty beard. Who wants to look at that? Do you?

    • @cdc71792
      @cdc71792 9 лет назад +40

      I don't mind lol

    • @lablabdrew
      @lablabdrew 9 лет назад +7

      +cdc71792 Okay, enjoy watching the fat guy ;)

    • @cdc71792
      @cdc71792 9 лет назад +3

      :*

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 9 лет назад +10

      +cdc71792 he looks fucking pissed 24/7 sitting there like
      why am i wasting my time

  • @paradoxacres1063
    @paradoxacres1063 9 лет назад +165

    So..we can see Hollywood still hasn't improved their ability to make BAD video game movies.
    Do you guys _still_ want to see _The Last of Us_ made into a movie..? ;)

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 9 лет назад +6

      +Paradox Acres if frank darabont directs that movie i will be in the first screening no matter what

    • @Howler452
      @Howler452 9 лет назад +10

      Paradox Acres I still have my fingers crossed about the Warcraft movie. If that turns out to be terrible, then I have no hope for video game movies.

    • @ragebanana115
      @ragebanana115 9 лет назад +10

      Paradox Acres The Last Of Us is pretty much a movie to me since I don't like the gameplay IMO

    • @demonkillergaming5170
      @demonkillergaming5170 9 лет назад

      Im just done with Videogame Movies, for now im just going to invest my hope into DC possibly making Batman V. Superman good

    • @hwzbobcat
      @hwzbobcat 9 лет назад +7

      Paradox Acres The Last Of Us is already a movie with some gameplay. Like mgs4.

  • @paradoxacres1063
    @paradoxacres1063 9 лет назад +182

    Guys, just wait for a _Wreck-It Ralph_ sequel.
    That's your only hope if you're hoping for a *good* video game movie.

    • @kamicloudss
      @kamicloudss 9 лет назад

      I was gonna say pixels but then I forgot

    • @ImperiaGin
      @ImperiaGin 9 лет назад +13

      John Wick is basically hit man but good xD

    • @alfiedorner8143
      @alfiedorner8143 9 лет назад +12

      Prince of Persia was alright.

    • @jongarfield6013
      @jongarfield6013 9 лет назад +5

      Paradox Acres The assassins creed movie could be good

    • @gregoryguzman507
      @gregoryguzman507 9 лет назад +9

      +Lennon Tremblay don't get your hopes up.

  • @DelphanGruss
    @DelphanGruss 9 лет назад +37

    "Having 48 have the same face ruins the lore."
    Excuse me again? Joe, I love you, but actually *play* the first Hitman game.
    *Spoiler Alert*
    THEY ARE all the same. All the Agents are supposed to be identical; that's how it has always been! The whole climax of the first game is fighting through waves of clones who look *just like you*.

  • @kgb255
    @kgb255 8 лет назад +20

    Have been rewatching Aj's movie reviews recently because I love this trio.

    • @jyatsko89
      @jyatsko89 8 лет назад +1

      Same man, Godly Tier panel of reviewers right here!

  • @nathanielwiley8745
    @nathanielwiley8745 9 лет назад +217

    Were there any examples of Agent 47 killing a female and dragging around the corpse for our sick male pleasure?

  • @Sunshine-vw4xx
    @Sunshine-vw4xx 9 лет назад +99

    Delrith's presence in this video annoys me.

    • @lablabdrew
      @lablabdrew 9 лет назад +4

      you're not alone.

    • @Sunshine-vw4xx
      @Sunshine-vw4xx 9 лет назад

      llLastLegendll Thank you.

    • @METALLIFY16
      @METALLIFY16 9 лет назад

      +llLastLegendll You're not alone.

    • @Sunshine-vw4xx
      @Sunshine-vw4xx 9 лет назад

      Darth Bane I know I saw a few weeks ago and said something about it in ajs discussion but no one said anything.

    • @Sunshine-vw4xx
      @Sunshine-vw4xx 9 лет назад

      Deth Elem yeah

  • @tyrongkojy
    @tyrongkojy 9 лет назад +115

    The problem with both films is that they tried focusing on 47 himself. You SHOULD focus on the cop pursuing him, letting us think he's the bad guy as he kills a well loved industrialist, or something. Then it turns out the guy was the head of a child porn ring seeking to expand into weapons trafficking, specifically bio weapons. So now the fed goes international, hunting 47, until he finds out 47 is the good guy here, and they work together, with 47 saving the fed's life. 47, upon a second viewing, is there throughout the whole film, talking to receptionists, walking around, as one of the other feds, etc., and only later does the fed recognise him. There, a better hitman movie.

    • @tyrongkojy
      @tyrongkojy 9 лет назад +3

      +tyrongkojy also, do these filmmakers think the IGA, 47's agency, made the agents? Because they didn't.

    • @MrPobanz
      @MrPobanz 9 лет назад +8

      tyrongkojy I like your idea about 47 not being the center of the movie, but your idea for the badguy is way over the top. To make a good villian you have to make them believable and somehow likeable. Making the villian involved in child porn would be like making Darth Vader a rapist.
      In general a Hitman movie should be more about silent assassinations: making plans and see them work out (like the oceans movies for example), also i really dislike "untouchable" nearly invincible protagonists, yeah they may be pretty good at what they're doing but if you see no harm done to them there is way less tension as well. "No country for old man" did a very good job at depicting the assassin/hired murderer (Anton Chigurgh, this guy with the funny haircut) as a total badass who still wasnt invincible. I have to admit that this is also how i would imagine Agent 47 should be.

    • @MrPobanz
      @MrPobanz 9 лет назад +1

      tyrongkojy Yeah it fits for the game, but theres the problem: some things have to be different to work for a movie. Also pedos are just something no one likes to watch, not even as a plot device for the villian, thats why those kind of villians are so rare in those kind of movies which dont aim to make the audience uncomfortable.
      Another, more practical point which works against a "pedo-theme": you need child actors and if there is one rule, its this: the lesser the better ;-)

    • @tyrongkojy
      @tyrongkojy 9 лет назад +2

      +MrPobanz change it to a general sex trafficking ring, then. Whichever works.

    • @Ishamv3
      @Ishamv3 9 лет назад

      +tyrongkojy Agent 47 should never be a good guy. He kills his targets because he's supposed to. Hardly judges them on a moral scale. Your plot sucks!

  • @MAProductions619
    @MAProductions619 8 лет назад +42

    The dude on the left is cool. To bad Joe won't stfu for 2 seconds to let him talk

    • @LargeBanana
      @LargeBanana 7 лет назад +3

      you mean the cave man?

    • @MAProductions619
      @MAProductions619 7 лет назад +1

      @LargeBanana um no

    • @FrozenPorkSausage
      @FrozenPorkSausage 7 лет назад +1

      I agree. He is better at movie reviews than joe is.

    • @TXTV1
      @TXTV1 7 лет назад +5

      It's Joe's show

    • @TheMucusMan
      @TheMucusMan 6 лет назад

      he is straight up annoying and i highly doubt he could hold a real job. he constantly calls in "sick" because he "knows" that hes gonna hate a movie. i dont know why Joe keeps him around, i wouldnt hesitate to fire his ass.

  • @LoverOfManyArts
    @LoverOfManyArts 9 лет назад +114

    Can someone explain to me why people hate the fat guy so much? I dont get it

    • @AsterDXZ
      @AsterDXZ 9 лет назад +131

      He adds nothing to the show

    • @lablabdrew
      @lablabdrew 9 лет назад +86

      Know it all, fat, dirty beard, dirty hair, stupid comments, sweaty face, trying hard to hide his man tits, same shirt everytime (proof that he's smelly), tried to wink and raise his eyebrows to act tough and cool but instead gets a stroke....Did I mention fat?

    • @LoverOfManyArts
      @LoverOfManyArts 9 лет назад +25

      llLastLegendll​​ get the heck out of here you troll

    • @lablabdrew
      @lablabdrew 9 лет назад +78

      +Charles The King you asked why moron. Dont ask if you dont want answers. stupid shit

    • @LoverOfManyArts
      @LoverOfManyArts 9 лет назад +11

      llLastLegendll Lol stupid troll

  • @kizunadragon9
    @kizunadragon9 9 лет назад +212

    They already made a good Hitman movie, it's called the Transporter.

    • @psychobeam99
      @psychobeam99 9 лет назад +9

      The first one yuh, the second one meh, the third one was me wishing I could come through the screen and stab freckles 47 times. God knows what this newest one will be like.

    • @OriginalKenDoll
      @OriginalKenDoll 9 лет назад

      +psychobeam99 lol at freckles, she grew on me tbh

    • @psychobeam99
      @psychobeam99 9 лет назад

      Kenyan Douglas Not me man. I honestly don't know what it was about her but I just hated every scene with her in it. It honestly looked as if she had no idea what was going on half the time.

    • @OriginalKenDoll
      @OriginalKenDoll 9 лет назад

      psychobeam99 True but she was hot

    • @psychobeam99
      @psychobeam99 9 лет назад

      Kenyan Douglas To each his own I suppose.

  • @alexman378
    @alexman378 9 лет назад +6

    1) The other guy's name was Timothy Olyphant
    2) "The other guy was too skinny?" Dude, there is a scene in his hotel room where he talks to Diana in a tank top. Did you see that guy's arm size?

  • @johngemp7909
    @johngemp7909 9 лет назад +36

    Hitman 2007 was bad ass I mean don't hate it if you haven't seen it it's actually really cool

    • @jasonbrown4526
      @jasonbrown4526 9 лет назад +3

      John Gemp
      It's pretty good for what it is. I liked the first Hitman movie.

    • @johngemp7909
      @johngemp7909 9 лет назад +3

      I did too the action scenes were spot on Hitman started to develop emotions and feelings for the girl he saved and I just thought people shouldn't had shat all over it

    • @TheAshwinVenkat
      @TheAshwinVenkat 9 лет назад +3

      +John Gemp Exactly. 2007 had the amazing story and Timothy Olyphant did a great job as hitman. Sorry but +AngryJoe you cant make comments if you haven't seen it

    • @johngemp7909
      @johngemp7909 9 лет назад +3

      Exactly you could see him in the video pulling out his phone and reading reviews about it I'm sorry but that movie was fucking epic if you haven't seen it watch it. Lol the movie even had the balls to show kids playing the game hitman on the ps2 once he gets through the window lol genious

    • @numinousnihil3804
      @numinousnihil3804 9 лет назад

      +John Gemp I've seen the movie, and it was pretty awfully forgettable. I'm not saying that with no intention of defending the position. I'm perfectly open to a discussion, its the best way to learn. As a movie on its own, it may have been fine, but as a movie meant to reflect the hitman game franchise, it was terrible.

  • @HGShurtugal
    @HGShurtugal 9 лет назад +58

    Thanks Joe im glad I didn't waste a hour and a half of my life on this movie

    • @HGShurtugal
      @HGShurtugal 9 лет назад

      *****
      Im not that vain

    • @Killa162
      @Killa162 9 лет назад +4

      +Ryan Davis Why are you here watching the video? Obviously you can't either.

    • @andreidmny
      @andreidmny 9 лет назад +1

      +HG Shurtugal Spent 30 minutes watching this though. :D

    • @betelgeuse_99
      @betelgeuse_99 9 лет назад

      +Ryan Davis How come you're being so aggressive lol

    • @Killa162
      @Killa162 9 лет назад +2

      *****
      Facepalm... If he wants to go by a review whether it be IDBM for example or AJS then he's entitled to. Just like you can disagree with Joe by saying you like the movie. But it doesn't equal to each other to then give you right to tell someone they can't think for themselves.....

  • @thatcoolasiankidjake
    @thatcoolasiankidjake 9 лет назад +12

    I dunno why but I have a psychotic urge to shave Del's beard.

    • @Harbaron
      @Harbaron 9 лет назад +7

      Haha you and the rest of the human population my friend

    • @thatcoolasiankidjake
      @thatcoolasiankidjake 9 лет назад +1

      +jon doe IT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT BIG MATE! I'LL BE HAPPY TO TRIM IT A LITTLE. THAT'S ALL!

    • @GrypheonSteele
      @GrypheonSteele 9 лет назад

      +thatcoolasiankidjake you can't he's Amish

  • @reginaldbushwater5411
    @reginaldbushwater5411 9 лет назад +21

    Timothy Olyphant. The first Hitman was much better. It had good action scenes, Timothy is a badass hitman that is realistic and not doing weird ass moves like the one in this movie seems to do, and the plot twist wasn't that bad. And Delrith, no, this hitman was NOT bigger than Timothy. They are about the same. And you can't say, "I don't remember anything about the first movie except that they fucked it up." Your credibility goes down.

    • @jasonbrown4526
      @jasonbrown4526 9 лет назад +5

      Reginald Bushwater
      Timothy Olyphant nailed his part in the first Hitman movie. Seriously, he was good.

    • @reginaldbushwater5411
      @reginaldbushwater5411 8 лет назад +1

      Bio Sarge I don't have a problem with their opinions, it's that they don't bother to look back to the other film to see the comparisons they make. They say it like it's a fact, and whether it's opinion or not it's stupid to say something false or not bother with trying to find out whether or not the last movie was good, and only saying "I just remember it was bad".

    • @whodatninja439
      @whodatninja439 8 лет назад +1

      +Reginald Bushwater Well Olyphant is just a good actor period

  • @brbZoning
    @brbZoning 9 лет назад

    You guys are saving me a lot of money this summer. thanks =)

  • @xxxftcxxx
    @xxxftcxxx 9 лет назад +12

    omg...can we just get the Joes?

  • @ShadenGamen
    @ShadenGamen 9 лет назад +37

    So, do you only review movies now?

    • @ALHGaming12
      @ALHGaming12 9 лет назад +38

      +ShadyGaming There just aren't any big games right now, so I guess Joe is just doing movie reviews.

    • @paradoxacres1063
      @paradoxacres1063 9 лет назад +4

      Dude..come on.
      Don't be _that_ guy.

    • @Narutou01
      @Narutou01 9 лет назад

      +ShadyGaming mgs 5 and mad max come out in about a week. we should be getting some game reviews soon

    • @MIBxSpartan
      @MIBxSpartan 9 лет назад +10

      He's always done them

    • @eastwick90
      @eastwick90 9 лет назад +6

      He still does gaming review but they take longer than movie reviews

  • @360Fov
    @360Fov 2 года назад +2

    Damn, AngryJoe film reviews have improved so much over the years. I really didn't like these reviews during this time but now there's some reviews I've watched more than once 😂

  • @thomas4489
    @thomas4489 9 лет назад

    I didn't see this movie, are some locations shot in Berlin, since I saw Alexanderplatz and Berliner Zeitung in the video in the background?

  • @kendrickthomas4910
    @kendrickthomas4910 9 лет назад +28

    Does that white guy ever change shirts

    • @Realgigclin
      @Realgigclin 9 лет назад +3

      +Kendrick Thomas which white guy lol

    • @As_Arturas
      @As_Arturas 9 лет назад +9

      +Realgigclin the fat one

    • @stevenacorn4596
      @stevenacorn4596 9 лет назад

      Omg XD he's worn the same shirt almost every time

    • @kpaschal84
      @kpaschal84 9 лет назад +2

      ***** the only one in the video

    • @djghostface292
      @djghostface292 9 лет назад +1

      Which white guy? I see three...

  • @rmfan9915
    @rmfan9915 9 лет назад +28

    Which movie is worse hitman agent 47 or fantastic four 2015

    • @orlando29nonie
      @orlando29nonie 9 лет назад +43

      Josh Combs lol wow that is a joke there, fantastic four of course.

    • @krillinbutwithhair5097
      @krillinbutwithhair5097 9 лет назад +3

      +Josh Combs Fant4stick

    • @mathieuedde1465
      @mathieuedde1465 9 лет назад

      According to rotten tomatoes
      Hitman: 8%
      FF:11%

    • @pooballify
      @pooballify 9 лет назад +3

      Mathieu Edde lol Fant4stic is 8% on rotten tomatoes as well. But anyway, hitman is 5.8 on imdb but fantastic 4 is only 3.9

    • @angelp8469
      @angelp8469 9 лет назад

      +Mathieu Edde I really don't think that's a fair comparison. Both suck, this one just sucked less.

  • @mafbloggerdanny
    @mafbloggerdanny 9 лет назад

    i want to know what suppressor that is... it looks so well matched to the 1911 slide cuts.. awesome

  • @AllyC83
    @AllyC83 5 лет назад

    Random Angry Movie Review playthrough Day 2 review 16 13/07/19 keep up the great work guys

  • @Hobojo153
    @Hobojo153 9 лет назад +7

    It was stupid of them to hire the same guy who make the 07 version to write this one. It would have been better if they just adapted Codename 47 or Absolution's story to film.

    • @LinkHimora
      @LinkHimora 9 лет назад +1

      +nintendogamecube64 They basically did adapt Absolution (at least its basic premise) unfortunately they took out everything great about it and just fucked everything up

    • @EdwardBroody
      @EdwardBroody 9 лет назад

      Kael Hyun lol no, i own every game. You couldn't be more wrong.

    • @Hobojo153
      @Hobojo153 9 лет назад +1

      Kael Hyun Kinda, but then they changed all the things that made Absolution's plot have weight .

  • @ThePsyco234
    @ThePsyco234 9 лет назад +3

    why does timothy olyphant get so much hate? he played the previous hitman movie very well, the way he walked, talked, behaved was very nice

  • @rukia9849
    @rukia9849 9 лет назад

    I love your videos itz werry nice to watching you and your crew doing it and too see you put so mutch heart in it. Im sry for my bad english stay how you are greatings from germany.

  • @MyHamsteri
    @MyHamsteri 8 лет назад +1

    i thought that ware house skit was shit to then i realised the mercenaries have to have ear protection from loud noises produced by the gun

  • @CraigAA1028
    @CraigAA1028 9 лет назад +6

    The first Hitman movie was very flawed, but I enjoyed it quite a bit. This new one is a soulless nonsensical mess

  • @phillipjfry2527
    @phillipjfry2527 9 лет назад +3

    When delrith is older he will look like the bloody baron from the witcher 3

    • @McPepsiTwistKing
      @McPepsiTwistKing 9 лет назад +9

      Phillip j fry Fuck no, atleast the bloody baron was interesting unlike Delrith.

    • @supremewolf8503
      @supremewolf8503 9 лет назад

      He said look like

    • @phillipjfry2527
      @phillipjfry2527 9 лет назад

      +McPepsiTwistKing his streams are good

  • @ozxocx
    @ozxocx 5 лет назад

    Wait, why are there 2 different tied down Katia scenes in front of the jet engine playing behind Joe? Are there different versions of that scene? I have just watched the movie and she was seated in that.

  • @DangerousMuteLunatic
    @DangerousMuteLunatic 9 лет назад

    I've been getting more and more into Hitman lately, and I think it would be great to have Corey Stoll or Mark Strong as 47. Have it be like an anthology, a series of contracts with an underlying conspiracy storyline, revealed through each of the hits.
    Each hit is separated by a title card with the target's name, and a short overview by Diana.

  • @pettersoderberg6903
    @pettersoderberg6903 9 лет назад +8

    1:44 is that Mance Rayder in the background?

  • @Quarter360
    @Quarter360 9 лет назад +4

    Yo, I kinda liked the Timothy (Olyphant?) hitman movie. Story was contrived, but the plot holes didn't shake the car ride. Action scenes were simple and showed the skill of 47, and plenty of well written dialogue and comic relief from the Interpol and KGB characters.

    • @me2olive
      @me2olive 9 лет назад

      Nick Rhodes Yeah, I remember liking it too. It wasn't particularly good as a Hitman movie, but it was fun to watch as a general action movie and had a decent story/action balance. As others have mentioned in the comments, I think maybe John Wick is the closest I've seen to what a Hitman movie should be.

    • @eightypuff01
      @eightypuff01 9 лет назад +2

      Nick Rhodes That movie was ok, it wasn't an insult to hitman fans. I have a feeling this movie will be close to offensive to watch.

    • @jasonbrown4526
      @jasonbrown4526 9 лет назад

      Nick Rhodes
      I thought it was a pretty good movie.

  • @Snowy0123
    @Snowy0123 9 лет назад

    I just found angry Joe's channel, I love it

  • @nathanielrenteria9669
    @nathanielrenteria9669 8 лет назад

    what is that song in the end of every video i love it

  • @assman7969
    @assman7969 9 лет назад +3

    The neck beard is strong with this one.

  • @jimbob1862
    @jimbob1862 9 лет назад +5

    "It's not as boring as Fantastic Four"
    Kinda setting the bar low there Joe.....

  • @Jeerin_
    @Jeerin_ 7 лет назад

    Does anyone else see in the background in the beginning of the video that agent 47's 1911's have an extra barrel like someone photoshoped the barrel of a 1911 on the front of each gun

  • @SyntheticFuture
    @SyntheticFuture 9 лет назад

    Great review. One nitpick: why is the audio so quiet? It's at the loudest point 20% lower than my other sound sources. Nothing to bad but you might want to look into it :)

  • @jaimesosa9100
    @jaimesosa9100 9 лет назад +4

    Why do I get the feeling that Joe doesn't like when the beard man talks?

  • @ShiniRyuga
    @ShiniRyuga 9 лет назад +34

    So do you just not do game reviews anymore?

    • @david34431
      @david34431 9 лет назад

      +Shini Ryuga until dawn soon maybe

    • @YokozunoEmperor
      @YokozunoEmperor 9 лет назад +11

      +MykalLamarthe2nd There are TONS of games worth of reviewng that were not reviewed by Joe.

    • @TheRogueEmpire
      @TheRogueEmpire 9 лет назад +1

      +MykalLamarthe2nd he could do a review of final fantasy 12 and id still watch it. there are plenty of games he could do. i watch the reviews for him and his thoughts, not recent games.

    • @MadMagDomi
      @MadMagDomi 8 лет назад

      +Shini Ryuga he reviews both. movies and games. apparently

    • @ditroy1974
      @ditroy1974 8 лет назад

      +Shini Ryuga He's working on one.

  • @beastmuffins
    @beastmuffins 9 лет назад

    Where can you buy those chairs for a good price that the Joes and Delrith use in the video?

  • @GFX667
    @GFX667 8 лет назад +1

    At the ending, when nr. 48 looked like nr. 47, that was actually full according to lore. I mean, they are all clones, no? They are supposed to look like eachother. To be honest, 48 looked more like the Hitman we know from the games in the movie, as he was actually bald. For the rest, yeah. I agree that most stuff in the movie had things that broke the scene, like bad guy aim, even missing when 47 was just walking. And he got shot at the end in the back, catching a bullet for his sister, and.. you saw him get hit, but.. he just shrugs it off? I mean, he does that too in the games, but.. come on. xD

  • @Carrotyfungus1
    @Carrotyfungus1 9 лет назад +6

    I would like to see you guys review Straight Outta Compton

    • @daniel-ve7yp
      @daniel-ve7yp 9 лет назад +3

      +i_don_ da_kill_xX The Joes are Hispanic not white

    • @j011yfraps7
      @j011yfraps7 9 лет назад +12

      +i_don_ da_kill_xX so finally no delrith

  • @andrewfield4072
    @andrewfield4072 8 лет назад +6

    The agents are supposed to look the same though. They're clones, dude!

    • @GamerElitish
      @GamerElitish 8 лет назад +1

      Yeah exactly what I thought, ever since the first game all the clones have looked the same (Mr 48s and Agent 17).

    • @12227UserName
      @12227UserName 6 лет назад

      Yep. The original game explained that theyre just advanced clones. Theres even a mission where you kill your 'father' and his facility is full of 47 lookalikes. 47 is simply one of many, if not at least a good handful.

  • @vaiwalker
    @vaiwalker 9 лет назад

    Singapore - Shenton way and Gardens by the Bay are them locations. Can't believe I missed the shooting in Shenton way.

  • @kingquan3826
    @kingquan3826 9 лет назад

    Gaming season is coming up and now it's time for AngryJoe to review games

  • @grimnir7462
    @grimnir7462 9 лет назад +4

    actully story of equilibrium was great

  • @TheBlueArmageddon
    @TheBlueArmageddon 9 лет назад +4

    I do not care how bad the movie is, Zachary Quinto is in it! that makes it an instant watch for me!

    • @K1nGMaN722
      @K1nGMaN722 9 лет назад

      Yea. I loved his performance in Heroes as Sylar

    • @TheBlueArmageddon
      @TheBlueArmageddon 9 лет назад

      Kenneth Prichett Ofcourse you did! Who didnt? :D

    • @vaazon
      @vaazon 9 лет назад

      ***** Spock from Star Trek.

    • @Laxbro1092
      @Laxbro1092 9 лет назад

      If you don't know who Zach Quinto is then shame on you

  • @karmascamera5275
    @karmascamera5275 9 лет назад +1

    Well, the sub dermal armor is a plausible thing in real life...
    Until you find out that it's made of titanium * Facepalms *

  • @craziestbaboon6586
    @craziestbaboon6586 8 лет назад

    I am very happy to see joe reviews movies too and warning us.

  • @snakestealth24
    @snakestealth24 9 лет назад +3

    Hitman should not be a high octane action movie. It should be more like a thriller along the lines of the Bourne movies. Grounded in reality, uses his intelligence to plan things out and he is very much human, mind you the pinnacle of what a person can be and maybe just slightly above but still human that can be hurt, not a fucking superhero. The whole point of the Hitman games is to be sneaky and not kill anyone besides the targets. Plus it's a movie, show don't tell, show what it was like while growing up in the training facility where Dr Ort Meyer created 47 and just make the plot about 47 and not throw in a useless female interest that is not needed. Hell if you want a woman involved DIANA!! his fucking handler

    • @snakestealth24
      @snakestealth24 9 лет назад +2

      snakestealth24 Also 47 is a clone Joe so yeah Agent 48 would look the same. Have you even played Hitman: Codename 47

  • @damiensileven509
    @damiensileven509 8 лет назад +5

    yeah loose the big guy he really doesn't add anything besides an echo.

  • @genuaprice1
    @genuaprice1 9 лет назад

    What type of gaming chairs do you use in your reviews?

  • @hkay93
    @hkay93 9 лет назад +1

    Ahh man I really liked Timothy Olyphant as Hitman in the first film.
    That film was the reason why I started watching Deadwood and Justified.

  • @UnBR0k3enAngel
    @UnBR0k3enAngel 9 лет назад +4

    I already have JeremyJahns and Chris Stuckman for movie reviews....I just come here to see the cringe-show that is Delrith. *scratches beard for 1,999,999th time*

  • @lem565
    @lem565 8 лет назад +3

    This was the only hitman movie or game I had ever seen, and I enjoyed it... Probably because I didn't have the game to compare it to like you guys do...

    • @loganshadowheart5997
      @loganshadowheart5997 8 лет назад +2

      +λri i played the games and watched the movie and i liked both lol.

  • @Dionysus24779
    @Dionysus24779 9 лет назад

    I didn't even know there was a new Hitman movie, strange how this completly passed by me.

  • @jameslrbrand2002uk
    @jameslrbrand2002uk 9 лет назад

    AngryJoeShow the actor in the previous Hitman movie was Timothy Olyphant also known as the main bad guy in Die Hard 4

  • @rkingfarmer
    @rkingfarmer 9 лет назад +4

    Bruh, the guy on the left look like he was locked up in his room playing World of warcraft since he was 5 years old.

  • @awesome1430
    @awesome1430 9 лет назад +7

    So many shitty movies lately.

  • @FatalAspire
    @FatalAspire 9 лет назад

    I can hear Corporate Commander saying "Yet another video game-licensed movie!"

  • @FrozenPorkSausage
    @FrozenPorkSausage 7 лет назад +1

    Add a backstory to the agency and some of the agents (of course agent 47), add a couple of moments of agent 47 doing contracts, add more backstory to John and katia and bam. This could have been a season 1 of a tv show.

  • @JohnnyCage316
    @JohnnyCage316 8 лет назад +6

    Does this guy like any fukin movie??

  • @James_Bee
    @James_Bee 9 лет назад +4

    Wait. Stop the video. Equilibrium's story sucked? Maybe I misunderstood, but I hope you don't think that. Equilibrium has a classic story and is told very well. It just also happens to have some bad ass action.
    P.S. Your saying Gun Kata wrong.

  • @Shawnnjl
    @Shawnnjl 8 лет назад

    the location in singapore is called 'gardens by the bay' at marina bay sands! :)

  • @lacunarikain2
    @lacunarikain2 9 лет назад +1

    Joe, do you not remember the last mission in the original hitman? You kill all the Agents before you and they ALL look exactly the same as you. The bit about 48 looking the same as 47 is canon to the games

  • @sektor3069
    @sektor3069 9 лет назад +9

    I remember when you reviewed video games.

    • @mdr1973
      @mdr1973 9 лет назад +1

      There aren't any big video games out now. So it's better to see something fill that void then nothing

    • @daniel-ve7yp
      @daniel-ve7yp 9 лет назад +4

      Congratulations, you don't have Alzheimer's.
      Congratulations, you don't have Alzheimer's.

    • @collindidier214
      @collindidier214 9 лет назад

      What about all the games he missed in 2014

  • @seanberge1
    @seanberge1 9 лет назад +3

    One thing Joe's review did was remind me how much I like the games. Oh, and make that two, I won't be seeing the movie. Save.

    • @LaptopGamingDude
      @LaptopGamingDude 9 лет назад

      Why the fuck did you think it was a game review? There is no Agent 47 game right now and the thumbnail is the regular movie review room

    • @seanberge1
      @seanberge1 9 лет назад +3

      +FloppyFlapjak I didn't think it was a game review. I know the difference between a game and a movie. And I didn't say it was a game review. I said that his review of an apparently bad movie, did remind me of how much I like the games.
      Why the fuck can't you read?

    • @LaptopGamingDude
      @LaptopGamingDude 9 лет назад

      Mr lee oh lol my mistake. I either tapped on this comment by accident, or a commenter in this thread deleted their comment

  • @Amber_xo_133
    @Amber_xo_133 7 месяцев назад

    Paul Walker was previously attached to play the lead role in this film before his sudden death in late November 2013.
    There is a direct reference to the video game franchise made in one brief scene where a yellow rubber duck is seen floating in a bathtub along with a partially submerged toaster.
    The pose Agent 47 makes while exiting an elevator early in the film by facing forward and crossing his arm over his chest while holding his pistol is reminiscent of signature promotional images used throughout the Hitman video game franchise but the "blood on the sleeve" is from a cover of Hitman: Absolution.
    Seen in the trailer is Agent 47 wearing the uniform of a dispatched police officer as a disguise to aid his escape, a staple of the Hitman games.
    In the month's prior to the movie's release, 20th Century Fox and IGN Entertainment launched a social media campaign in order to find Hitman Agents 1 through 46. Contest entries, which were mostly comprised Agent 47 cosplay photos, were judged by a panel and winners were officially given numeric designations in the Hitman canon.
    The idea of a young girl who has assassin-like abilities (like super reflexes and freeing herself from her ties) and who is also wanted by an evil corporation is taken directly from the plot of Hitman: Absolution (2012).
    At 20:30, Hitman picks up Katia's prescription bottle. We see she's taking Dilantin which is an anticonvulsant that can treat and prevent seizures.
    Wilhelm Scream: at 45:25, as a Syndicate soldier is thrown into machinery.
    Rupert Friend accidentally hurt himself while firing a blank bullet for one scene. The hot shell bounced off the floor and hit him in the head, burning him slightly.
    The car that Agent 47 drives in the film is a 2013 Audi RS7 Sportback.
    During a series of quick cuts, a man can be seen holding a Sony PlayStation video game controller. Most of the early Hitman games were available on the PlayStation 2 system.
    The access code that Dr. Delriego (Rolf Kanies) gives to Agent 47 in the beginning of the movie is the actor's real birthday in numerics. 21-12-57 is December 21, 1957
    The tactical unit members wore Dye I3 paintball masks to cover their faces.
    Reboot of the 2007 film.
    Aleksander Bach's directorial debut.
    Based on Hitman, a popular video game series by Danish company IO Interactive.
    The masked attackers use Beretta CX 4 Storms.
    Based on the posters and the trailers, shooting took place in Singapore.
    The bar-code on the back of Agent 47's head - 640509040147 - is the actual UPC and EAN number of Hitman 2: Silent Assassin (2002), , the franchise's second game. Fittingly, this is the franchise's second movie.
    In the trailer, Katia is seen hanging in front of a running jet engine, being told by 47 to untie herself. This specific scene never actually occurred in the movie. This scene does occur, except Katia is tied to a chair.
    Zachary Quinto's surname "Quinto" in Italian means "fifth" in English.
    The mid-credits scene where Quinto's character wakes up with white hair and a pale complexion is a direct reference to the video game Hitman: Blood Money as the Syndicate assassins in the game are all albinos with white hair and pale complexion.

  • @misterdinkly
    @misterdinkly 9 лет назад

    is this where mikey from american chopper ended up? reviewing movies next the the joes?

  • @Vincento0077
    @Vincento0077 8 лет назад +3

    Brace yourselves , council of virgins has spoken.

  • @aussieman4791
    @aussieman4791 8 лет назад +3

    This movie wasn't bad, I quite enjoyed it

    • @dallinnguyen8493
      @dallinnguyen8493 8 лет назад +5

      I hate this movie, 47 is a silent assassin, 47 in the movie is so not, 47 in this movie is a mass murderer, no a stupid mass murderer

    • @theguy8382
      @theguy8382 8 лет назад

      In the games your not forced to go silent you can just shoot up the place, its just not always a good idea.

    • @dallinnguyen8493
      @dallinnguyen8493 8 лет назад

      Mr.Squiggle Gaming because some people not very good at steath game that why, 47 is an assassin, play like COD is not how you play this game, they play it wrong

    • @theguy8382
      @theguy8382 8 лет назад

      Dallin Nguyen My example was bad sorry, but there are some parts in the games where 47 has no choice but to go out guns blazing if the have spotted him, and this movie was OK, I would see it again.

    • @dallinnguyen8493
      @dallinnguyen8493 8 лет назад

      Mr.Squiggle Gaming as I remember there is only one part of the game when you kill none targets is the first mission of hitman absolution to introduce point shooting

  • @10superpower
    @10superpower 8 лет назад

    I read an interview that Gameinformer had with the director the guy who played 47. The director said that this was supposed to be an entirely different lore from the games, but both he and 47's actor played through all the hitman games to get an idea of who 47 is and how the games were written. Make of that what you will because I've never played a Hitman game and didn't see this movie.

  • @sydguitar99
    @sydguitar99 8 лет назад +1

    Why don't they make an actual origin story, of when he is created and trained in the facility

  • @byroncanty8986
    @byroncanty8986 8 лет назад +6

    I actually liked this movie I watched it twice I quite liked the action the story isn't as bad as everyone says it is

  • @Dovaz921
    @Dovaz921 8 лет назад +4

    honestly why does that guy have a neckbeard?

  • @shoe7ess2
    @shoe7ess2 9 лет назад

    In this video: Guy on left plays with beard, guy in middle plays with his phone, guy on right... is a generally cool guy

  • @sjewitt22
    @sjewitt22 9 лет назад

    are you still doing game reviews? this has become a movie channel? i'll watch either way though.

  • @mii6619
    @mii6619 7 лет назад +3

    i kinda liked it

    • @yopwor
      @yopwor 7 лет назад

      mii6619 same the movie was fucking awesome

    • @nagisashiota2867
      @nagisashiota2867 7 лет назад

      Compared to Assassin's Creed and Resident Evil: The Final Chapter, this movie is a masterpiece.

  • @ericzachary5382
    @ericzachary5382 9 лет назад +3

    Seriously, for real... get rid of the neckbeard dude. Or at least talk to him and get him to reign in those weird ass facial expressions he's making while you guys are taking.

  • @TheAherm123
    @TheAherm123 9 лет назад +1

    People keep complaining about how the "big guy" adds nothing to the show but he adds just as much as Other Joe. Angry Joe is the only one who's really talking.

  • @surge123456789
    @surge123456789 9 лет назад

    In the end when Agent 48 is shown if they HAD to show another Agent 47 like clone then it should have been the Timothy Olyphant....the man who played Agent 47 in the 2007 Hitman movie.
    what separates one Agent from another if they are fighting one another? i think it would be experience and to have a OLDER, more experienced Agent out to kill 47 would be neat.

  • @GiulerPowerGamer
    @GiulerPowerGamer 8 лет назад +4

    I liked this movie in my opinion it was a little bit better than Deadpool.
    But I also like Fantastic Four :D so don't mind me

    • @josepheapen7690
      @josepheapen7690 8 лет назад +1

      same here man... I liked it more than deadpool and thought fantastic 4 was not bad at all lol.. guess we have similar taste haha :-D I know there are a lot of deadpool fanboys out here..but I think its the most overrated movie ever lol ...and the gardens are real been there its gardens by the bay in Singapore..

    • @GiulerPowerGamer
      @GiulerPowerGamer 8 лет назад +1

      joseph eapen yeah These gardens where Amazing! And I thought I would be the only one that thinks like this ^^

    • @josepheapen7690
      @josepheapen7690 8 лет назад

      nah a few of my friends loved hitman too.. but ya I guess as far as fantastic 4 is concerned its just a few of us lol. am curious did you like civil war or bvs ?

    • @GiulerPowerGamer
      @GiulerPowerGamer 8 лет назад

      joseph eapen
      Civil war was damn awesome! and to be honest I didn't even saw BvS jet ^^

    • @josepheapen7690
      @josepheapen7690 8 лет назад

      aha that's were I am alone ahaha I thought civil war was disneyd without cap dying lol totally takes away the gravity of the movie.. I feel these days most movies are like a roller coster ride its amusing but you don't take much back from it.. but that's just me I guess I
      am retro lol.. Loved bvs it had a few plot holes but it had a lot of metaphorical depth...

  • @isaacv291
    @isaacv291 9 лет назад +3

    Rawr

  • @Kipp274
    @Kipp274 9 лет назад +1

    Isnt agent 48 already dead in the videogame series? I think agent 48 was even the main reason why Hitman Contracts started in a asylum, because Dr. Orth-Meyer wanted 48 to eliminate 47, just like 47 eliminated all other scientists involved in this whole mess.. But, what a surprise, 47 eliminated all of them alone, including agent 48. Did I missunderstand something or is that it?
    And I thought Joe played the Hitman games? I mean its always been very clear that every agent looks the same, as you can see in Codename 47 and Contracts

  • @amazingfantasy6315
    @amazingfantasy6315 9 лет назад +4

    I guess we can expect a Call of Duty movie next. No point questioning hollywood now