Old School Andrew Dice Clay at his Offensive Best
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- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
- Footage taken from his 1987 comedy show "One Night with Dice" bashing gays...pretty shocking back in his day but comedy none the less...So lighten up and enjoy some old school stand-up....
June 2024 this is on my feed. 😂😅
Same. It took 14 years to get to me.
Me too! 🤭
Me too have no idea why
As it should be
For anyone who hasn't listened, u gotta hear dice on Opie and Anthony, he's hilarious
When comedy was real and no one were offended because : It’s a fucking comedy!
I was a fan back in the 90s and people were offended to the point he got cancelled. Too bad, funny guy.
I'm all for offensive comedy because it's just that, satire.. right? Like. There's nothing sacred, no gods, no masters. Everyone can catch these hands right?
But like.. I mean this set specifically isn't even really that funny. And fuck me if I get offended from anything but I mean the delivery and set up for the "jokes" idk.. it's good enough material to draw from. He coulda done better on how he delivers the punchline to what really only amounts to an obscene statement rather than jokes. Like set up, explore, punchline.
Clays jokes most often just feel like a TV dinner version of a joke.
Oh yeah look at that turkey and gravy, then fuckin masked potatoes, yeah that looks nice doesn't it? Oh and a brownie.. who doesn't like a little piece of shit chocolate bread right? Well fuck all that here stick this saw dust and salt in your cock sucker. You're eating this cause the only jokes is you motherfucker, look at that useless thing microwaving your dinner. Atleast she gets to watch you eat it knowing you'll die about 5 minutes before the wine and cigarettes get her.
It's like, his jokes aren't bad.. just cheap.
This isn't even edgy. It's just normal comedy from back in the day. I want this back.
99.99% of Americans also do but somehow the .01 is winning
It's crap
@@steveb7144 lulz ur gay
You must be very easy to make laugh.
@@BubblingSyphilisSund You must be gay
Thank you for Free Speech! I agree or not.🇺🇲
Dice gets straight to the Subjects.
2023 they need to hear this💯
YOU NAILED IT!!! 🎯2024 its worse now.
@@yukonjack. And someone will probably try to sue Diceman for this 37 years after-the-fact. 🤨
@@bonwatcher Yeah its called the ghetto lottery, played all the time on Woke RUclipss, many police channel's.😆
If this was done today...the Internet would self-destruct from all the mob justice
+Edward Bliss -- It's bizarre to me that you think Andrew Clay could have that kind of impact. He isn't important, and hasn't been for decades.
Let's see you get a laugh with a microphone?Or perhaps fill up a stadium or two or three?
+Ben Culture Whens the last time YOU sold out an arena. TWICE in 2 nights. Relevance is relevant. Dice has years of success ahead of him.
No it wouldn't
Edward Bliss butt I love it . so kill me
Diceman was never offensive to me, but he was hilarious. Great times back then.
A a breath of fresh air!! Finally someone can say it and not get deleted.. the 80s/90s were the best
He should host the Oscars.
...that will the last Ever Airing of the Oscars, LOL!
He is still to this day the only person ever to be permanently banned from MTV....
He is racist
@@walterwhite1 racist to who? You probably
dice rules
Saw The Diceman perform at The Forum. Slash and Duff came out, Dice got on drums, and they jammed for a while.
Very surprising the the gay mafia hasn't had this scrubbed yet.
They're too busy with Palestine....😂
Very surprised you still think things like comedy acts get "scrubbed" from the internet
@@painkillerjones6232too busy not existing. It's you guys. Notice nobody in the comments meets your weird fantasy whatsoever?
It's you
@@davemccombs Three thumbs up 👍👍👍 can't be wrong.
@@painkillerjones6232 Hey anonymous coward, your comical fucking ignorance is world class... come out of the closet already.
BRING THIS BACK NOW
The amount of phrases/words in such a short amount of time… He was on full auto.
He was trash.
He makes it look so easy, he has talent, hs knows exactly what he is doing at all times.
This is the era I grew up in.....
Me too 😢
jealous
This guy is like a red fox album. Still just as funny as shit 😂
Wash your ass
Don't forget the late great Richard Pryor 👍
I wish comedians had balls to tell jokes like this today. Screw political correctness.
Ethan Jordan Ya' Buddy.!
I agree
+Ethan Jordan Agreed 100%. If comedians today keep having to apologizing, and not playing certain venues, we might as well be in the soviet union. Political Correctness is a major blow to freedom.
+Ethan Jordan liberals would be on every corner protesting
+Ethan Jordan Bo burnham makes some pretty offensive shit, as well as anthony jeselnik
I knew that this recording had to be from way back, and it turns out that it came all the way from 1987. Impossible to say this in public in 2024.
Good.
He couldn't keep up these days
@@CarlMarxPunk No, it’s bad. It shows a reduction in free speech. Some people really should be insulted because they are so depraved.
lol … well it does say “old school” in the title . Not to mention dice clay dosnt look like this these days . Idk why you had to look it up to realize it’s not recent
The great detective.
I met Andrew once in Vegas briefly at a slot machine. I can say he was a complete gentleman and made me feel like it was ok to say hi without biting my head off for invading his space. Much respect to Dice and thank you for years of laughs!
That’s awesome. I love his presence on podcasts like the joe Rogan experience. He seems like a humble and nice guy under the act
Make Comedy Great Again!
The dislikes are from cock jockeys and butt slammers.
Love you dice
The modern day "Dice" Man. Gettin to the truth of modern society, and its affliction upon us all. Stay true to berating these so called, "Politicians".
Well articulated, keep up the great work Brother! 👍🏼💪🏼 🇺🇸
Your not a comedian are ya??🙄
Someone should comment on this video about how the comedy at the time of this filming would not fit societal standards of the present era. I think that would be funny.
Yeah, that would be hilarious.
Right!??
longest youtube comment
Now that you mention it, that's a great observation.
Every comment thread on RUclips is like that, everybody always repeating the same dumb shit.
Refreshing in 2023
The late 80s early 90s were the peak of civilisation. They were putting out more movie, tv, musical masterpieces a week then nowadays in five years.
The 80s 90s were the best of times ! Blockbuster video you would bump into friends on a friday night !
More like peak trash…
@@POKERMIKE-1624 Are you having a stroke?
@@binaryvoid0101 I couldn't be so lucky
I'd give up the rest of my life to live in the 80s for just 1 more year. Greatest decade ever !
" The best part about being gay is when you're done you can roll over and talk about football" Classic!
My favorite part about Andrew Dice Clay is that I can almost never tell if he's being genuine or satirical
He's always being satirical! He's playing a character and that chatacter IS the joke. Few get it, even those that do don't really find it really funny.
@@mattpeacock5208 I agree, I've seen loads of dice out of character, and he's a crackpot in his own way but nothing like this. He's playing a racist greaser,probably based on guys he knew when he was young.
@@mattpeacock5208 I'm baffled by people who laugh at his jokes, but not for the reason you are supposed to laugh. There are some people in that audience laughing because they think the punchline is funny. The punchline isn't the funny part. The funny part is that he is telling the joke as if it were funny.
@@-The-Darkside nothing wrong with what he's saying unless your entirely brainwashed it's what most people think they just don't want to say it Like the woman I know who's just had her 10 year old Daughter taken away for wanting to be a boy and the mom doesn't think that's a good idea . The judge is now calling her a homophobe and an unfit mother basically for thinking exactly what dice's character is thinking . Its just wrong man leave the kids alone let them be kids fer fucks sake theres plenty of time to figure out life changing things when your only ten years old . These people are sick as f*** man and to say that they're doing it in the best interests of the child is even f****** worse man .
@@SuperErikRossI think anyone who reads your comment knows who’s really brainwashed. Hop off Fox News boomer.
go dice!! your right on
Andrew Dice Clay is not offensive, political correctness is.
David Digi well said.
damn right
That.
Andrew Dice Clay is a washed-up relic.
Lol it's satirical but I get your point, still would be a hard routine to pull off
Hilarious.. Imagine if Dice did this routine today?? Lol
Or even worse...TODAY
@@jekylwhispy lol
He is already considered a racist, bigoted homophobic he’ll never work another day in Hollywood or and stand up comedian. They killed his career.
@@jekylwhispy Most people who hate gays today only hate the ones who try to sexualize their kids and brainwash them into gender confusion.
I love it
I'm not gay and I find this hilarious.
Do you want a cookie? 🍪
What are you, a child? “Hahahaha, he said bologna pony!”
If that’s the context to what you find “hilarious”, you’re just stupid.
@@thenewfiebullett6035 no he doesn't. But do you want deez nuts tho?
Says rod munch
Are you sure you're not a rod muncher?
I miss Dice so bad. When comedians could say anything and people knew it was part of the routine.
Just to be 100 they used to get arrested back in like the 70s. Then we truly had freedom of speech when their cases went thru the court
Everything is so PG today... You could never have a Dice or a Howard Stern with disabled people without getting boycotted by all these groups.
It is part of the routine but he meant every word of it lol
He has a tiktok
@@0XYGENgoneStern is a douchebag establishment sellout.
Oh how times have changed.
That's no bullshit- everybody laughed at Dice back in the day because we knew it was just outrageous and offensive comedy and that was all it had to be. Now people are ready hire an attorney and sue.
I’m 2021 it’s even worse lol
..80's is still the best, no political correctness crap ! ...today is so much liberal brain washing nonsense.. dice rules !
And it has NOT changed for the better ...
No more freedom of Speech 🙊🙈🙉
TRIGGER WARNING: Man being funny.
Seriously though, I'm gay and I miss comedy like this.
it is funny but it becomes disheartening when you realise most homophobes are damaged enough to think this is anything more than a stage persona mocking them.
Bridge Norton
I dunno, in a way that makes it funnier. Take Sacha Baron Cohen for example- when he played Ali G, there were people who actually thought he was glorifying wannabe gangsters. Which was hilarious.
Viper Gurree
Because I fucking feel like it, and I want to show that there are gay men with a sense of humour. For example I'm very amused at how butthurt or dare I say 'disturbed' you are over a simple statement. You should get into comedy mate, you'd fit in right next to the SJWs with your fake outrage.
Isn't fucking a guy more manly than fucking a girl? It's like winning a race against another guy or a girl, which one makes you feel manlier?
Jesse Wightman
How many times you've written this comment?
Have you cut and pasted it to save time. That's dedication right there.
1:00 Repeats "butslammer" to her husband in case he missed it.
Copacetic I know. For sure that man has a gay brother or he was secretly gay because he smiled as in "I know buttslammin" or Rick his gay brother (now rachel) would hate this guy. Poor vato
And her husband looks down and thinks "just die already".
i dunno she had a cheeky smile on her face and lust in her eyes .. looked like she wanted some butt slamming herself
It was a "Ohhhhhh now we finally have the word for what you are dear!"
I'm bisexual but this shit is hilarious. dice is a character that's meant to be repulsive, and he's doing just that. if it was genuine hate speak it'd be different but it's clearly COMEDY and I wish more people my age would understand shit like that.
"get a job buttslammer"
There's no such thing as 'bisexual', you're just a deviant who will stick his pecker into anything, regardless of gender or age.
Hey, do yo actually flip a coin?
@@hmp5718 I'll try it next time I get an urge lol
Hate speech and comedy don't have to be mutually exclusive. Presenting it in comedic form just makes it more socially acceptable
Even Space Aliens are cracking up listening to this.
How do you know you're at a gay picnic?.......
When the hot dogs taste like shit.
+Brad Ipod How many gay men does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? 5....One to but the lightbulb in the socket and turn it, and four to stand around and say " Fabulous "
🤣🤣
How does a gay guy fake an orgasm ……….He spits on his partners back….
How do you get 4 gay guys on 1 bar stool ?? Turn it upside down .......🤔
@@marccampbellsr1085 🤣🤣
To all of you that said "this would cause riots today", tons of ppl were hounding his ass back then, he got quiet for a while because of shit like this. Even back then ppl were already offended.
Nowadays he would be ‘cancelled’ and anyone who listens to ADC would be bullied mercilessly by the justice crew as a ‘racist, homophobe, misogynist, transphobic, anti Semitic’. He’s still doing tours I think, saw him 5 yrs ago in Australia and he layed into modern issues pretty good, better than some fairy like Trevor Noah
@@russoswerve3974
> He would be cancelled today
> Still doing tours
Hmmm
@@akulahirpada1993 For being so "silenced," homophobes sure are loud.
Because hrs an idiot just being offensive and vulgar for no reason, it's literally not even remotely humorous
@@RichardHartnellOkay, butt slammer 😊
I showed this to a gay friend of mine and he laughed his fucking ass off
He’d better find it, or he’s gonna get bored.
VGM Revisited nice
Lol fucking ass
think his ass fell off due to GRIDS
@@vgmrevisited832 bruh 😂🤣😂🤣
Heads hair pie, tails balls across my nose. LOL
It's all in fun and if you can't take a joke I feel sorry for you. Laughter lightens the load we carry every day. Thank you AFC for the laughter.
Comedy is the true test of free speech.
misterfunnybones I have to agree with you on that!!!
This would be considered "hate speech" in most places these days. I'm surprised the pussy liberals arent calling for it to be taken off YT and scrubbed from the planet permanently. I've been banned for saying a helluva lot less offensive shit than this.
haha you know its 1987 when the camera pans to the audience at 0:58 to see a woman in shock "did he just say BUTTSLAMMER?!?"
she didnt look in shock .. she had a cheeky smile and lustful look .. she wanted some buttslammin
@Pinkhair Fairy ok you wacko I think that pink hair dye seeped into your brain... Go back cry salty tears about the patriarchy
That isn't what she said.
The sweaters and mustaches alone…
She was hot.
"Butt slammer"😂😂😂
13 year old type humor
Transvesticals lol
If only real comedy like this was allowed today
Allowed?! That is the problem. We must not permit anyone to allow us to tell it like it is. We must simply do it.
@@gunner3548 your the problem here, can’t handle a joke bc you clearly missed the part where is comedy
@@nolanhassman5889 don't you mean "you're " or "you are" ?! Read again my comment, because it's clear you have comprehension problems.
Lol shut up
@@nolanhassman5889 I like the part where you go on autopilot complaining about the comment you clearly didn't read correctly.
We really need The Dice man to come out of retirement and bring back some of this hard core comedy.
It’s great to read so many appreciative comments for ADC. Especially during these nauseating times....
the good Ole free speech days.
this near the time that 2 live crew had their first albulm , both got heat from the pussy people
RIP
lobster - No, I was saying RIP to free speech.
@Mike Girard Yeah, I was with you until you mentioned CK. That's taking it too far now. I got a better idea. Why not have the Alt-Left and Alt-Right kill each other off. I'd like that very much.
@Mike Girard We get it dude, you have aids.
Ahh yes, the Diceman. If he offends you he's doing his job.
Ultra based. I would love to see this routine preformed now-a-days.
I saw Andrew Dice Clay in Las Vegas a couple of years ago and he was hilarious hasn't changed a bit. Just as offensive as always and just the way he should be.
Coming to the State Theater in PA this October 2023
So he’s trash… lol
Andrew Dice Clay - “Guaranteed to offend, or your money back.”
Damn I miss the 80’s/90’s. This guy was great!! Jack n Jill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with 2.50. That w_ore!!
Ha! You were afraid to even spell out "whore". I think it's okay if you are quoting someone.
I never thought I would say, I miss Andrew Dice Clay 🙄
Frickin hilarious 😂this dude is funny as heck 😂😂😂miss these days for sure
He said butt slammer 😂 Hershey highway 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Transvesticles! 😂
DAMN! Now THAT is what I call offensive, lol...
But it's funny
My, how times have changed.
Well.one thing hasn't changed.... Dice still isn't funny
@@jacobscarberry4799 ❄️
@@jacobscarberry4799 Like you were ever funny..... why were you even watching this?
@@eac1235 to see if time has been kind to him, and it hasn't.
@@jacobscarberry4799 you must be a part of that "this didn't age well" crowd. See, that's subjective. You're not as enlightened as you think. Pandering is all most of society is doing. This guy has done more than you probably ever will.
Fantastic. Comedy at it's finest. The timing, the delivery, the fearlessness. Comedy has gone down the toilet but if you want to see how it was done?
lmao at 0:57 the woman looks at her date and says "butt slammer" 😂
I am so happy this is still available in 2023. World was a better place when comedy was comedy like this. We need Andrew Dice Clay in the world today
Not for much longer ;)
@@steveb7144 what are you talking about
@@steveb7144already have this downloaded and backed up to a flash drive, so you fascists can suck it!
@@steveb7144is your real name Neil or Bob or is that what you do?
I miss the Old Days...
Logical comedy!!😂🤣😂🤣
The Diceman🥰🥰🥰
He Back 😁! He coming to the state theater Pa in October
Flash forward to 2021, where a comedian said “gender is a fact” and almost got canceled.
That's a lie...? That's not why anyone was upset about his act, he lied about a person who commited suicide to make it fit his narrative. That's the shitty part.
@@tomasallende9583 did he lie? I was under the impression that it was a true story
@@ckthegreat100 Kat Blaque made a video on it, she did the work and research, I didn't have anything against the man but after seeing the details of the whole affair, its like who the fuck lies about someone who died recently to be more liked? She didn't even had to be trans, if he had done the same thing to a random str8 dude it's still awful.
@@tomasallende9583 that’s crazy. Why would her family let Dave lie about her like that?
@@ckthegreat100 My guess? They don't give a shit, she's trans, they may think it's better now that she's dead. But even if she had a somewhat normal family, what can they do? The man has insane amounts of fame and money, imagine trying to prove Dave Chappelle's fans that he lied, stans can be evil as fuck.
In general trans people tend to be vulnerable to this kind of thing, family rejection, mental illness, there are many factors. Didn't it rub you the wrong way how he talked about this person only for her death to well, prove his point? Even if he hadn't lied at all, it's still so gross. You don't use dead people like that.
That last laugh at the end is priceless
That was some zombie ghoul shit
3:12: Dice- I don't think you're getting a drag off that anymore, man.
This guy was the absolute best. He should be President
I saw him at the phila. Spectrum at the height of his popularity! 30,000 people howling with laughter! Of course there were protesters outside with picket signs. I told them all to get a fucking sense of humor! Wtf!
paul may no u didn’t we don’t care
The night before Thanksgiving 1989. I was there too. Walked over from my house in South Philly. Some of the hottest women you’ll ever see were at the show
I love it not because it's funny but because he's got balls.
Plenty of funny bits here.
Being a washed-up delinquent does take balls.
@@binaryvoid0101Why even come to the video SJW lmfao
@@ryanncope SJW? What are you, from 2008? 💀 It’s time for a nap old man 😴
So many people saying this would never happen today must never go to a comedy club. There's still raunchy stuff said in a club. Just not on hbo or Comedy central
Yeah? Still comedians at comedy clubs saying "there's no faggots here, we kill 'em?"
Why do I doubt you. Lol.
No one would say this today because it’s outdated middle school humor from the 80s/90s
@@binaryvoid0101honestly
At least he was funny. I don't think amy Schumer is funny.
@@okigi-wo5zm no one said she was
If this was done in 2023. FUHGGEDABAUTIT
My favorite bit about this guy is Gilbert Gotfried's impression of him...he has this in common with Seinfeld..."WHAT ARE YOU ABHOMO? OWWW!"
People forget that he is a comedy legend
Goes to show he’s not as legendary as you may think. People don’t ‘forget’ legends. If they do, they’re not legends😂
Yeah tbh hes not that funny. Joe Rogan talks like hes some super funny clever guy. Pft. These jokes are are the most simple jokes. Corny stuff 😂 like idk how to describe it. Its just weak as hell 😂
Legend? At the geriatric center for blow-hards that peaked in the late 80s and early 90s?
He was the 1st comedian to sell out Madison Square Garden consecutive days
Anyone notice YT removed the " save to watch later" option for this video?
If everyone wasn’t so sensitive today we could have comedy back
The good ol days, right Judas?
We still have comedy. What's brilliant about Dice is that he knows he's offensive, he's not playing himself off as a self-righteous genius. He gets it's not right and he's going as far as he can with it, whereas comedians today act like they're saying stuff no one's ever heard, when Murphy and Clay were doing it 30 or 40 years ago, with humor.
Stand up comedy is as good as it’s ever been.
So much material today
@@DomGiunta guess you never hear of Dave Chappelle or Larry The Cable Guy or Louis CK. I suppose you would just throw them all in the same category, huh. Look, "Diceman" is being a bigoted asshole here and hiding it behind a smokescreen of jokes. That's not fucking bravery, dude. Pretty basic cheap meanness for the purpose of money and attention
The militant gays in our government would have you arrested and jailed for this these days😂
This is like having been trapped in a coal mine for the past 10 years and finally, today, getting a breath of fresh air.
Wow,wasnt this called freedom of expression?
Absolutely Priceless!! “Little Miss Muffet!!…
You can smoke the bologny pony, but not a cigarette! 😂
The baloney pony too
Wind stick
@@caesarfiorini 7
i still have his double cassette "the day the laughter died" i'll be buried with it.
captain black One of the best comedy albums ever. It's comedy in that Dice is trying to NOT be funny, and is deliberately antagonizing the audience.
Me and a friend from high school would constantly quote lines from that album all through high school. Wouldn't talk about anything else. Our language to each other was that album. Fast forward 28 years later, we reconnect on facebook and it's like we never missed a day. I think his first words to me on messenger was, "You get blown all year!".
"HOUR BACK!" 🤣
That’s pretty pathetic
...remember wheh they said THAT album would be the end of his career ...
Never noticed until now how much he looks like a buffer Jon Stewart.
Comedy at its best and when no one was offended
And if they were....we did not give a rat's ass.
back when free speech was still legal.
Dice should teach LGBTQ studies at UC Berkeley.
1987. I was 20 years old. Now, I'll be 54 in a few months and really miss those days.
So true ! simple time's no social media, today no one can take a joke !
Seems like a different country now ,but at least the music got better.... Yeah Right
It's weird reading such a comment when such a routine wouldn't fly today. It's hard to not think that you are harking for the days when you can dehumanise gay people and society was fine with it.
@@MrSunshinetrooper sorry we're not pc enough for you ... But funny is funny and like it or not people do funny shit
Pc is such a lame excuse. Folk like you are such snowflakes complaining about not being able to joke about hilarious subjects such as lynching people.
Haven't laughed this much in a while
Very good. English here so haven’t seen this guy. Normal, FUNNY comedy. Just like we used to have 😊👍🏻
I wouldn't take a million bucks for growing up in the 80s
Kiddies today would faint at this skit.
They'd have seizures 😂
I’m bisexual and I can attest that that is exactly what we do. Dice....you legend. 🤣👏
Same... idk why people have to get so offended now. Its just jokes
My tenant and lifelong friend Jeff used to work the East Side Comedy Club in Huntington Long Island NY. He was a dishwasher/cook/general gopher. Occasionally Richie Minervini the owner made him go to the airport and pick up some of the comedians at MacArthur Airport. We'll one night he drives out there totally stoned n guess who hops in? Andrew Dice Clay. 25 minute ride back and he said Dice was awesome.
I am horribly offended!!!!!!!!!
That you can’t say this today.
One can though chooses not to...until.............
This dudes a legend. 😂
I love that women just looks at her date in shock that he finds this hilarious. I see a lot of people comparing Dice Clay to Chappelle and man that is apples to oranges.
No holds barred comedy.
Awesome dude. Said it like it is. Great.
Now look at Philly in 2022.
Awesome . mis dice . wish he'd start doin shows again
the shit you could say before the PC patrol came to town.
The good ol' days
He just sounds like my grandpa bitchin about the neighbor