What An Andrew Dice Clay Presidency Would Look Like
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
- 'Dice' star Andrew Dice Clay says the country would look differently if he was in the Oval Office. Would it?
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Leave it to Cole Bert to try to upstage the Diceman and step on his lines.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50.
"Little Boy Blew", "He needed the money, ohh"!
LMAO!!!!!!
lmao!! that the first thing I said when I saw him!
"Jack and Jill went up the hill...each with a buck and quarter...Jack came around and Jill went 'down'... Jill went home with two bucks and two quarters!" (better 'ionic pentameter' I think)
iambic? you mean? NOT IONIC.
I always thought the Diceman was funny. I guess I'm one of the few women who understood it was AN ACT!!! He was funny. He made me laugh.
Me2. He's hilarious. 💜him!!
I love this woman !❤️
Me too - he never made me feel like clutching my pearls!
EXACTLY! I thought he was hysterical...the reason people(women) were so offended was bc he made a point lol.
I completely agree,people need to relax.
ADC is a legend, watched him live here in Sydney Australia 🇦🇺 few yrs ago, just absolutely awesome.
The one & only.
Lonely unlit cigarette
The TT yeah that had me wondering if it's because he's used to smoking on stage in his comedy act? Like a "manly" comfort object?
it's part of his act. it's his identity. A "ehh, go fuck yersekf, ya douche." kinda guy. Believe it or not, he was insanely huge. I bet your parents know him well (prolly hated him but knew his 'rude humor')
He has done that for years ....ck out his old appearances on Stern show he was hilarious
The TT
He quit cigs.
Always loved Dice. Because fuck ya feelings. Legend
THIS GUY WAS THE NEW LENNY BRUCE ,GRRAT COMEDY!!!
I'd clap louder for the DICEMAN.
Michael John
Right!!! I would've been Arsenio Hall "Who Who Who" for him !
Love Dice. Always knew he was just doing an act. I later read somewhere that he was doing Fonzie, Travolta, and Stallone in one act. Fuckin A!
The Diceman Cometh!! Good to see Dice after all these years... 😀
3 blind mice...where the fuck are they going?
Pwrinkle Johnson Trump and the two guys behind him when he's speaking
One of my favorites.
Saw him a few years ago in Vegas. He is still the same old Dice. Put on a great show. He tore the plants up really good.
Oh man, seeing Dice looking so old makes me feel so old!
DICE was a great show. I didn't miss an episode.
Real guy.
They could've clapped a little harder for the dice man lol
his humor triggers them... so they don't approve.
Kellz C.
whiney liberals in the crowd
Lol I was dying 😆 absolutely hilarious. They were probably clapping and laughing the whole time but Colbert said they had to mega edit him cause way too many bleeps were said lol
Kellz C. This country doesn't celebrate these kinds. Pc took over.
I had respect for dice until what he said about trump
In the very beginning Dice was thinking "Dude, say one more thing about my friggin outfit, and I'll..."
Been a fan since the late 80s! Dice Rules in '91 is hilarious!
Stephen has exposed himself to be a passive aggressive, not that funny, weirdo.
Thank you. About time somebody said it.
Yeah there is a warmth missing. Awkward interview and it’s not Dice’s fault. Colbert just isn’t the right talent for that job.
Thank you. Super passive aggressive and the " holier than thou" bullshit made me look at him differently after his character
I can't fucking stand him! I never watch his show.
I cant wait for Stephen to be cancelled.
Did Colbert act like he knows what getting in trouble for jokes is like? Cutesy network tv jokes?
Crowd gave a weak cheer for dice’s entrance
Millenials dont get Dice. Never heard of the guy.
Good
I'm with Clay. Let's make the week six days long, 61 weeks a year
I love Dice. He is a very nice man. His act was hilarious…. And was just an act !
" DICE " Aged very well ! GOD Bless Andrew and thanks 4 ALL the BIG LAUGHS !! ....I am 55 now and was " there " when you busted out ! East bay !
Nicky Depaola It's cuz the Sicilians got that nigga blood in em'.
That went better than could have been expected.
wow.. Colbert mustve hated the fact that he couldnt spend these 6 minutes talking about Trump as always.
If there is anyone in the world capable of loosening the retentive sphincters of the uptight masses it is definitely Dice!
Rot_Bear he is amazing.
Rot_Bear colbert didnt show much respect or even conduct a remotely good small session here
He was and is a good actor and he always did an "act". Whether he believed what he was saying or not, he was acting, and thats where his critics didn't understand him.
Hey, dont be such a homo. Ayyyyyy
I always thought he was doing a send-up of the character he played.
For a split second he looked and sounded like Rodney Dangerfield.
Rodney Dangerfield did give Dice some gigs when he was on his way up. There are definitely some similarities between the two.
So hilarious and great that Stephen referenced Adam Ant.
OMG, it's Ford Fairlane! Owwweee!
Imagine drinking every time he says "Ya know!"
Last time I checked, Trump was trying to make the country safe.
“No more Monday”
Well, he has my vote
Fuck yeah....The Dice Man Cometh!!!!
I can remember when SNL's Nora Dunn refused to work with him when he was a guest on the show. They fired her and she pretty much faded into obscurity. Dice said at the time that what he does is comedy- it's shtick. Some people are just overly sensitive.
"No more Mondays, 'cause _nobody_ likes Mondays."
Yeah. You know, it's incredible how much shorter the weeks seems when you just take off the day at the very beginning of it. Even taking off the day at the very _end_ of it doesn't compare. Okay. I'm listening.
THE DICEMAN COMETH!.....again lol
old school is one of the best movies of all time to me. one i've seen a million times and still good every time i see it. not surprised DICE was such a good show with the crew they had.
Colbert went through Dice's resume but forgot to mention that Dice also had a successful career running a gym.
Easiest way to get a cheer from an American audience is to say this is the greatest country in the world. LOL
Thats any where. And done all the time by musicians. "London just feels like home." Cheers. No big deal.
Where else could Dice become a millionaire? Of course he loves it here.
When you walk into a hostile environment, you have to get the crowd on your side
He's jumbotron status baby
It was FAR better under Trump than it is now under Brandon.
You HAVE to say it in North Korea. And you have to praise the North Korean leader too. Or, you are going to prison. 😅
Anyone who is allowed to perform at Madison Square Garden is beyond famous, just saying
He looked so mad at the end cuz colbert wouldn’t let him speak and then just ended the interview
Long Live Dice and the Greaseman
Lol! They played “Red Clay”.
ShartimusPrime Bro what are you doing here LOL, love what you do man.
Lmao does Dice Clay still walk around like that? Original 80’s Man😂
dice, don't go liberal on me, man
He's not.. why do you say that he is?
Jordan Staal it’s just annoying
"I have always found it quaint, and rather touching, that there is a movement in the US [Libertarians] that thinks Americans are not yet selfish enough." -Christopher Hitchens
Sure daddyrichten. The only thing that would be great is if conservatives stopped being ignorant lickspittles with little grasp on the issues and if liberals would stop being side tracked with every perceived social injustice and focus on the issues and if both sides figured out that we actually need each other and be willing to listen, honestly debate and ultimately compromise then maybe the crazy train (the whole bipolar country) would get on track.
Sure thing pal. You sound rather daft, no offense.
He barely got an applause from the crowd when he came out, but he won them over.
Oh shit!! this dude looks like an older version of vin diesel
ADC: ' It's not that big but it's heavy ' 😎😅
Stephan's reaction to the gag was equally funny too 😄😅
Mix Dice, Larry the Cable Guy, and Dennis the Menace in the body of Richie Rich.. and yeah.. I can see it.
Oh god, that's horrifyingly accurate...
Hahahaha!! You're hilarious, Candy!!
Fuck it. Dice is great even despite everything.
He certainly has the name of a 19th century President
No more Monday.. LMAO
FYI Mr. Clay has 2 Emmy nominations form the 80's for "Crime Story. Co-starred with Denis Farina(Law And Order) and Anthony John Denison(The Closer)
Dice was hip when comedy used to be legal
Dice is a legend. Colbert was rude af
THE DICE MAN COMETH
Colin A couple no dice never really left
He really left. Guy sucks shit for twenty years now. The gimmick is stretched to it's tearing point.
@@dianegonzalez4748 Sure he did. He floating in Sheepshead Bay.
Dice should be the host.
Not much of a interview. But I like Dice. He’s so cool, laid back and down to earth. If only there were more people like that. Personality.
Mary had a little lamb... Dennis Rodman was the father... ohhh!
Ba dum tsst 😆
Jon you sneaky dude, playing Red CLAY by Freddie Hubbard as the walk on music..........well done
LuckyDubs I flipped when they did that. Red Clay is a brilliant record...
crazy how out of all Dices huge stadium shows, his best show was a small divey bar with 10 people,the day the laughter died.
One of the greatest comedy albums ever made!
That album would have literally killed everyone in that studio audience from chronic triggered syndrome.
The Diceman cometh!! For a while I thought the world was finally getting it - that the things comedians say should not be taken seriously. That there were no boundaries, just words. These aren't role models, they're not life coaches, they're just comedians. But all the PC squares and anal-retentives eventually got a hold of him in the '90's like a pack of pussies eventually overcoming a huge buffalo. Dice, you were so bad, so wrong, that's why you were so funny. But so many just didn't get it, still don't. Top o' the world ma.
4yrs later and things are at an all time low. Comedians being attacked on stage for joke smh watch it’s going to get even worse
If Rodney Dangerfield and Billy Idol had a child...ADC
Song: Red Clay by Freddy Hubbard
Cheers!!
Red Hourbach
That was brilliant.
Absolute legend
Dice man still funny after all this year's 😂🤣😂
Really dope to hear "Red Clay"!!!!
You maybe laughting but we need people like him right now. PC is out of control! To the point where people can't tell the difference between NAZIS and just comments on twitter.
We NEED this kind of Comedy again, so the younger generation would be stronger to deal with words, and not run for safe spaces
Love that the band played "Red Clay"
Is he still running a gym?
Running a gym? You need a workout or something? Who is this fucking guy? I thought you were supposed to be a news guy.
MatthewP64 dice is a funny guy😀😚😄😂😆😂🍻🍺🍻for dice this beer is for you dice 👉🍺🍻
i worded the rong way ment to say dice is a funny guy this drink is for us🍻that drink 👉 dice
funkmike it's a inside thing, look up dice CNN.
R Ma, hilarious you post a link to the reference that went past you
I dig the song choice for Dices walk out music. Hubbs!
I can't even begin to describe how hard i laughed when i heard these two talking about a rebate for a bris. omg.
I’d sue for reparations.
I thought Stephen was uncomfortably rude to Andrew. The man is an actor & comedian who has put up with trash in his face for 40 yrs. Show some respect to your guest, sir. VERY Disappointed
I agree.
Steven's last joke was not only rude but untrue. ADC has influenced comedy from his rise to the present.
Jill Griffin
Hour? Back? Geddit?
If You remember the film Ford Fairlane , rock`n Roll Detective ,You know that this man has delivered , always , and he is always , raw .
Agreed. That was a pretty cheap shot on his part.
I knew he would mention Maddison square gardens within 2 mins lol
dice was is one of my favorite comedians seems like host go out of they way to disrespect him. not cool. you cant deny his impact on comedy. looks like jealousy. cause the people intervening him never sold out the garden. FACTS
There once was a woman who lived in a shoe...lol
I never really thought he was that funny, but I was never outraged. It's an ACT. What don't people get about it?
Steve Martin filled actual stadiums in the 70s
Colbert has a talent to ruin every interview with a talented person.
Loved that the band played Freddie Hubbard's "Red Clay".
The greatest country? how so? Most guns, wars?
We have the most idiots I think.
Most guns for sure!
Number 1 in blind patriotism.
As a Canadian I don't share that sentiment entirely but they have put out some of the greatest literature, music, and philosophy during the last hundred years. Their contributions to art and social progress (maybe not from the government but at least from the people themselves) have been worthwhile.
I would argue that what America actually is, is one of (if not the best) *enablers* of greatness in the world. By that I mean, due to how our country is constructed and the fact that we take in people from all over the world, this is a great place for greatness to flourish without being crushed by laws or social values that stifle expression.
But as with any strength, it comes with an associated weakness. The very allowance of expression that allows greatness to flourish also allows bigotry, and, perhaps more importantly, plain idiocy to flourish.
And some of the greatest "Americans" weren't even born here; they came direct from another country to live here.
So the "greatness" isn't even American exactly. It's the fact that we draw in talent from all over the globe and enable people to do their own thing.
NOBODY MESSES WITH THE DICE.
DICE DOES THE MESSING.
Legend
Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider and sat down beside her and said "HEY! What's in the bowl, bitch?"
This is a man who is holding on to his 20's-30's with both hands. And God bless him for it!
Leah Logan and that is the only way to be!
I used to enjoy The Colbert Report but seeing this... Jeez.
You see the look Dice gave Colbert in the end?
Love Andrew Dice💯🆒🎲🕶👍🗣🚬🎲😎
LOL Whoa, Colbert must not like Dice!
Dice is funny. Colbert is the worst. No timing, no humor, and drones on about Trump for ratings. He's terrible.
Colbert says Mr. Trump. He would never call Obama Mr.
I'd like to see a Colbert and Dice road trip segment.
Yes please!!!
Colbert is the best.
this is a fuken legend what's r
wrong with this comment sec...2017 i guess
you got it pc cry baby ass ppl
I appreciate the Diceman standing up for all Americans. Too bad our current president cannot do the same.
Does this comment still apply to today’s America?
Did that mean old Trump steal your panties?
How racist assuming this guy was catholic/italian by asking about the baptism of their sons
FenechGeish fox
So many Italian Jews.
Clay IS jewish
Racist??
Who gives a fuck!? Jesus fucking Christ you people with your fucking labels sicken and poison every form of .. of... EVERYTHING!
Hickory Dickory Dock. I'd be a Great President. Tell it like it is. No b.s.
Right off the bat he sounds similar to Trump by bashing the media and bragging about crowd size.
jen jen @
Haha, yeah he does.
He was funny like 30 years ago. But he was always a one act entertainer.
"he sounds similar to Trump" Clay was asked a question and answered it: he got a lot of attention from the media because he had such a huge following at the time, which is true, and the media acted like his jokes weren't jokes, which is true, so there was controversy then.
jen jen. That's a good thing
Because united we stand, divided we fall.......
Why is it when an American says, "This is the greatest country in the world", it feels like "This is the only country in the world"?
Most Americans can't name many other countries.
When a country has that much pride and has to prove it to others, that shows insecurity and they are making up for it being the worst country in the world (superiority complex).
When you look at other stable countries that ARE better then USA, they don’t shout loud and proud that they’re the best because they stay humble and know deep down they are the one of the greatest countries. They don’t need to prove it to others. Hope that makes sense!
Because when you are the shit.... You are... THAT'S WHY.... ✌😎👍🏻🇺🇸
ignorance