Andrew Dice Clay - The Valentine's Day Massacre 1 of 6
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- Опубликовано: 29 мар 2012
- Often times "The Valentine's Day Massacre" video gets overlooked by Dice fans. But the fact is, this is a great Dice show. He spills out one raunchy joke after another. This was his last great show available for public sale. The only drawback "Valentine's Day Massacre" offers is the fact that Dice's show lasts for only a third of the video's length, while other young comics take the mike after his introductory act. But Dice shows one last time that he is the king of comedy in this video despite solid performances by the other young comics
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People who cant take a damn joke f up comedy for me. Dice your the man.
He got such a raw deal with his career. He's a damn comedian that was playing a character. Some people just don't want anyone to laugh because they are so miserable themselves.
You are 110% correct comedy is comedy. It’s pathetic. What happened to Dave Chapelle also no one can take a joke.
Also always saw days in the early 90s live it was fabulously fun
He got fukked over by a bunch of intolerant jackboot leftist assholes who got him banned.
It's sad people are so insecure and hate who and what they are that they can't laugh at themselves
Maybe its just because his material was sh!t. Yeah, i think it's more because his material was sh!t.
@@MoonshineSazerache was selling out arenas everywhere he went. Crowds cheered him on as if he was a rock star. He sold out Madison Square Garden 2 nights in a row. That was a record at the time. Apparently, there were enough people who wanted to listen to his “sh!t” comedy. What happened is that enough people whined, cried, and stomped their feet that he basically got banned from performing anywhere. That’s objective truth. And besides, why are you even here if he’s so terrible? Go watch someone who’s good, like Amy Schumer. 😂
So much for the FBI warning.
Ayyye fuck the FBI eh?
Something something statute of limitations
Ha ha.. you sure right about that
Your administration was very lax on that I guess
Fbi can eat s*** just ask Trump
I would pay crazy money to see him do this bit on Will Smith and Jada!
Will Smith would punch him out TOO!!!!
yesss
That would be a good fight.
You would have to be crazy .
I’d bet my bank account that Will wouldn’t slap Dice
This is why I don't sit in the front row at comedy shows.
You are missing out.
I have my friends and girlfriend tell my family (and anyone else who will listen) about the time he completely trashed me, and how little he thought of me while doing it.
#highlight
Honey I got the tickets to the show. It'll be fun.
Lol When I was a teenager, my Mom bought me an Andrew Dice Clay CD for my birthday. She'd never heard it, but knew I loved stand-up comedy. So we put the CD on... That was interesting. My Mom laughed her ass off until it started getting really raunchy. I can still see the look on her face when he started doing his nursery rhymes! I still have the CD and 2 or 3 others I picked up over the years. I'm 39 now and still play his CD's on occasion to entertain friends. Dice rocks!
🎲
,
My parents beat me when that caught me with a Dice album. I've never been the same since. : (
Are you still alive?
The thrill and enclosed feeling of a VHS tape. ♡
"I'm just that fucken good" is one of my mottos
Imagine will Smith trying to slap Andrew dice clay lmao!
I saw Dice live in the 80's and some woman was so pissed at him that as Dice was leaving the stage this woman came up on stage ran up to him ready to hit him and Dice turned around and just knocked this girl out. The audience went crazy clapping and laughing!
"the good ol days"
Dice man has slapped out many whores
I'll bet she was a man hating feminist.
😂🤣
yeah that didn't happen. Nice story though
Well as a guy who has a ton of respect for Dice and wishes none of his material ever gets lost, I thank you!
me too dude, amazed at Dice's considerable resume'. Plus Dice
is not ONLY still here, but enjoying ANOTHER Rebirth here in Dice's third act.
Dice is no one-trick pony - the Diceman bringeth.
@@davereynolds7472me 2 JRE
Hunny, got us the first row for this comedian Diceman
This poor guy in the crowd 😂😂😂
Huge Fan of the Diceman, thanks for the upload 👍🇦🇺🤣❤️
Andrew saw you in Montclair NJ in the early 90's a bunch of times, my side hurt I was laughing so hard. Your the best comedian in my opinion.
Thank you. Dice man for all the laughs. Your awesome
*You’re
*You're a dickhead.
Did I use the correct spelling this time?
@@jamesmorgan5900 Much better. You’re welcome.
"same hand that at one time had 4 fingers up her snatch...." poetry of the common man.
It's beautiful... that wet gaping 4 finger snatch is my absolute favorite
Never knew I got the “hot dog down a hallway” joke from the king!! Salute
bro 😂😂😂
Family Guy ‘borrowed’ it, glad to know it came from here. Unless Dice got it from someone else…
The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane should have won the Academy Award.
"OH that's Stanley."
"Who's Stanley?
"You know like the power drill!"
He must have gotten that jacket from "Beetlejuice" 😂😂
💯
Nah dog, Beetlejuice got the jacket FROM Dice.
Takes a very creative mind regardless of how dark and sick it is to turn a simple conversation into a lot of ironic jokes very swiftly and quickly.
THE ABSOLUTE BEST!!!!
Never understood why so many despised Dice. He’s a comedian, he tells jokes, that’s all.
Jim Stein Dice is a character that is meant to be despicable, or more accurately offensive, even shocking when the timing is right.
@@lookbovine Because political correctness is a new religion.
Because idiots didn’t realise he just a character 🤷🏻♂️
Because people are miserable with themselves lmao have to hate on others to make themselevs feel better
DICE MAKES LEFTIES CRY
I love his style of comedy.
Beetlejuice Dice Clay.
lol 12/16/19
#beetlejuice
Beetlejuice? 🫣
The Diceman is a legend 🙌
Back in the day when men were men and comdians were comedians! Love dice!
saw this yesterday on a dice clay facebook fan channel...over 8 million views...awesome!
smoke weed, watch the dice man
right now 12/16/19
Cheers 👍
13.08.2020
yee boii
Tks much hope my daughter watches this!! 40 year contractor
Dice rules, & always has. I love you dice man
Classic Dice
I saw him last year when Dice performed at the Punchline and he still killed.
Guys a legend.
Thank you so much for puting this up I have been looking for this for a long time.
Thanks for taking the time to get this up on here!!
Dice may not of been the greatest writer but he had a great delivery and a cool act.
he had neither of those things. He had shock value, people went for the shock factor.
@@Thistasteslikeass Triggered? You wasn't around in the 90's, were you...? Nobody was 'shocked' by this...
Eh, I think he had (and still has) a tremendous innate comedic timing and a great sense for what is and isn’t legitimately funny. Listen to any podcast or radio appearance (O&A) he’s been on in the past 10 years. Dude never lost his touch..
@@buttayobread505 I just listened to the Dice vs Jay Mohr episode of O&A he's so funny it's unbelievable.
Dice is a Top 10 comic of all time, without question.
Thank you so much for this! NEVER EVEN KNEW IT EXISTED! Who would've thought something new would come up after my thousandth time of YouTubing the Diceman...
This was as much a character as Larry the Cable Guy, but Dice BECAME the character he created.
Binge watching dice man during this coronavirus lockdown b/s
We've been here too goddamn long
Big dice fan from the UK, never actually seen this, think its the only one i aint seen, something to enjoy tonight
The front row always gets the VIP treatment
Imagine if Will Smith and Jada was in the audience🤣 like to see him try to bow up on the 🎲 man
It's so easy to understand everyones different responses to dice.
He certainly never straddled the proverbial fence when it came to his particular brand of comedy and never apologized for it either. For that alone, I’ve always respected him for it regardless of whether it’s my cup of tea. He embraced the persona he created and owned it like a true boss! I love people with that kind of confident attitude and passion. That’s the true ‘it’ factor of people who are successful entertainers and celebrities in my opinion.
Ah, the dice man! Back when comedy was full throttle raunchy and funny!
The good old days before the woke pc shit
@@walterwhite1exactly!
Dice for President!!aaaauuuuhhhhh
I went and seen him in concert in 1996. He will always be the king of comedy in my opinion. Long live Diceman lol :)
You SAW him, you didn't seen him. Grammar 101.
Dan Maler saw is not supposed to be capitalized. Grammar 101.
@@Danimal77 you are correct technically but what a jerk off face for bringing that up .. complete ass hole
Dice Man "The grownup juvenile! LoL 😂
never seen and a very big fan of dice - TY for uploading this one
Now we have never SEEN thrown in here. Typical Dice fans.
ADC rocking that Beetlejuice blazer. Where the pants at guy. Uncensored comical genius
Damn Diceman! Savage! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣☠️
Seeing him again this weekend in Vancouver 😅
That's such a bad ass classic car behind him , the jacket compliments the car 😎👍
Auburn replica I have one
*Complements.
I love how he pisses off the weak-willed.
Me too! 💯👍fuck em all. Candy asses
Those who prey on the weak.... Are weak. It's a bit. But you can see all HIS insecurities and life issues pouring out. Self projection
@@KSSBG yeah nice cope 😂😂😂
@@GeorgeBush88 Lol spot on!
@@vladimirpoutine7522 The dude's just upset someone more talented and funny than him doesn't adhere to his bullshit political correctness 🥴😂
He looks like a 'happy fig' in that jacket
Andrew Silverstein.
Cuz I’m making tea OHH
He RULES
THIS MAN IS A MASTERPIECE!
He is
A national treasure
Legendary
lmaooo the way the video ends at such a perfect moment
i had this show on cassette tape along time ago, fuckn great
Him and A.O.C.make a great match
The FBI warning at the beginning is hilarious! The internet is destroying the idea of "intellectual property."
He does shock humor... its all about the extremes, the attitude, and the delivery. Relax a bit.
And you are , how old?
Beetlejuice Beetle juice Beetle juice!!"
lmao
0lll
Love the Dice man. It's a shame him and Sam couldn't get it together. RIP Sam.
whats the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer, the taste ohhhh!
So fucking true. Long live the Diceman.
I’ll be the honest the most frustrating part of these kinda videos is the people acting like everyone’s getting upset about it lmao, like dude I haven’t seen a single comment getting upset just people getting upset about people getting upset
same as youre doing, laugh idiot!! Thats tge objective of comedy!! You thinking about dumbasses drags you into being a dumbasss...
Guido-juice!
Guido-juice!
Guido-juice!
Very good...soon you'll be talking in full sentences. Hilarious!!!😂
I love Andrew's comedy
one of the best
9 years later, im still comin back for more.... OOOHhhhhhhh
this marathon obstacle course of yours should be entered in the Olympics..they can call it the diceathalon conversion games.
This is what's wrong with the world today: people are so easily offended that we are no longer allowed to laugh. I'll admit he was raw, but his character was incredibly funny and his jokes were too. If you cant go past the first degree, you have a problem, not we who laugh at this stuff. He gave one of the funniest stand up comedy show I ever saw. So much so that I had to stop the vhs (yes I'm that old) cause I was laughing so much it hurt. Good old days...
He is the best
Up there with George Carlin
Love the dice man
That's one reason why you never shake hands with anybody.
Savage comedian absolutely brutal
The Dice Man cometh
DICE RULEZ! he looks all cool & gangster. Nice car too
I love this guy!
Now that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard with my eyes
With the swinging hips? You're right. Totally hilarious! rofl
He must have stole that coat from Beetlejuice.
I love this guy
This guys awesome
What a Classic Man!!!! lmao
I had this on VHS growing up
By far the most underated stand up comic of all time! Got him 5th all time favs
5th!!!? Who is 1 through 4?
@@aspenrebel carlin pryor ck chappele dice
@@louiet2679 what/who is "ck"?
@@aspenrebel wtf u asking me whos 1 through 4 and u dont know who louie is lol nice try go take q nap
@@louiet2679 nope and nope.
I forgot how good this guy was.Glad there was a lot shit from this era I haven't seen yet. Because today's entertainment just doesn't do it for me.
Fucking brilliant.
Dice man rock! .... and Im in my fifties.
I was always surprised how many women liked his jokes.
Deep inside they’re just like the guys; they just won’t admit to it 🤣😂
That tampon joke was too much lol.
I love that thats the beginning joke haha
Dice rules!
I don’t think I’ve ever seen this Dice is so freaking funny!! Luv the sex talk!!!
Lol...this is true raw comedy.