Meet the Sniper
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
- Meet the Sniper, one of nine playable character classes in Team Fortress 2.
Name: Sniper
Role: Support
Weapons: Sniper Rifle / SMG / Kukri
In his former life as a tracker of dangerous game in the unforgiving Australian outback, the Sniper would spend months by himself. Prolonged isolation taught him a valuable lesson: You don't have to rely on other people if you never miss.
"Professionals have standards."
As evidenced by the fact that he uses his turn signal near the beginning of the animation. Attention to detail.
Don't forget that he said it at 69 seconds 1:09
Nice
Nice
@@Star-ny3fm xd he did the funy number lolololololololol
funny number so funny. 😐
"Be polite"
"Be efficient"
"And have a plan to not get kicked from the server"
LMAO
"guys? guys kick-kick the bot please"
@@LetsPlayWoomy8835 (silent F2P rage that, if it could talk, would be saying "It says I can't, really! PLEASE!")
@@ARandomSpace "..nobody? ill call the vote then"
*Teagan wants to call a vote*
OMEGATRONIC
Press F1 to vote yes
Press F2 to vote no
✅️12 ❌3
@@LetsPlayWoomy8835 No, it's SILENT F2P rage, because we can't talk. Or call a vote.
Fun fact: each class model has a unique set of teeth. Sniper, for instance, has prominent canines, which is probably why he talks out of the side of his mouth throughout the video: they wanted to show it off.
why did you need to make me stare at sniper's teeth
Whoa even pyro?
@@wizgi7201 Pyro doesn't have any teeth, which is why they're so unintelligible.
When dentists invade
sniper's feral teeth are hot, don't @ me
0:45 the sniper has a bruise on his thumb, which happens when your thumb gets stuck in the bullet chamber while reloading, awesome detail!
Bolt action garand thumb 😂
HE'S FAKING THE ACCENT, HE'S NOT AN AUSSIE LIKE ME!
@@OovocFan87 hes actually from new zealand
@@OovocFan87 Yeah, it's called acting. The voice actor isn't Australian.
@@-RandomStranger- he is from New Zealand, but he was raised in Australia where he learned to talk
Took me like 5 years to realize the irony that the sniper lives in a CAMPER. At least Valve recognises the position of the class.
(Rimshot)
Lmao nice observation
They also gave him a backpack in game called the cozy camper which rewards staying scoped in and out of combat with hp regen and less flinching when hit after staying scoped for long enough
@@guyman9655 you would've thought I'd have realized that considering it's my go-to secondary
well...snipers don't run around like in videogames.
The argument with his parents is extra funny because I doubt most assassins would be allowed to tell their family what they really do
Actually that's a good question I wonder if there are real interviews
professionals have standards
@@seronymus Realistically, the Director would've died during a lot of these (namely Medic, Sniper, Spy, Pyro) so I heavily doubt those ones are real. He is shown filming Meet the Heavy though
@@tekayo63 i could see him filming meet the scout tbh
@@tekayo63 he use a dron
0:16 sniper uses his turn signal, like a professional with standards.
That’s attention to detail, it’s so subtle.
Wait... WTF... How I didn't see that?!
E
That's detail
Beemer drivers need to learn a thing or two from him
"Urine."
-Sniper Gaming
Maybe.
“Piss”
-funny New Zealand man
Distilled urea
No it's "piss"
Pee
- The King of Australia
Man the mercs are so cool when they aren’t being controlled by idiots like us.
Spy: dies by bumping into somebody
Demoman: dies by his own explosives
@Matix 777 as a demo main too, can confirm I suck
Yeah, because there fictional video game characters
I only buy all class hats so they all can all get the hat :3
or when they aren't being controlled by bots
"What's the difference between a good sniper and an aimbot?"
0:42
Good shit, take my like
I'll be honest, Valve do not care of me
"I think the bots see me"
Because only bots have that sickness
Jacky Chen *bot spins rapidly and instant headshots*
“Yes, yes it did!”
I NEED a full reality tv show on snipers life. “I think his mate saw me” resonates with me so much
*very professional*
Very politely
I'd prefer not a reality show
hes very efficient on his work
Yes yes he did
0:46 I like how Sniper has an injured thumb. If you're not careful reloading rifles, your thumb gets pinched in the reloading mechanism
8 months ago but i really appreciate the amount of detail they put
M1 garand
it's not injured
@@ElijahPanzarspavegan anything that can crush your finger
source: got Garand thumb from a car door when I was a stupid kid
Little detail:
0:15 after "Sniping's a good job, mate" his hand reaches down on the wheel and clicks the turn signal. He checks his side view mirror. The signal continues clicking as he turns the wheel. Clicks the signal off when he finishes the turn. Adjusts the wheel. Sniper's a good driver, mate.
Didn't notice that before, thank you!
cause *i love well-mannered men like the Sniper*
The love for the animation
As the man said, professionals have standards.
Alright so why does he signal left, checks left mirror, but goes right? Not that good of a driver now
@@DoctorDiscoCZ
Do you even know how turn signals work?
11 years later, and I just now realized
"have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
ends with him shooting the camera to a black sceen.
Sniper kills the cameraman.
Shit, you’re kind of right.
... Not sure if the cameraman and the Director were the same people, but if they were, then the Director was killed in a mineshaft "accident" in the comics.
Cameramen never dies, sniper is cheating
That wasn’t the cameraman it was just the us the viewer observing the Sniper
Well the camera going black is late
Sniper: *"Be polite"*
Also Sniper: *Throws his piss at people*
He is being polite be saving his team from pyros
Watch this
ruclips.net/video/M3OAx8EFtz8/видео.html
Please Do not give me ptsd
Also Also Sniper: Thank for standin' still, wanker!
No worries, piss
0:49 Sniper today: "I ain't climbing that!"
YES
I just came from his video, damn
@@Actual_Lunatic_Cultist he's incredible
Cursed footage of Australian driving on the left side of a car.
Now what
Ban Australians in America
He’s from New Zealand
Which is like Australia, only smaller and angrier
Like Mario: more powerful, but smaller than his brother.
Konnor Klucznik Whether or not he’s *technically* Australian we’ll gladly take him because he sounds like and acts like an Aussie and that’s good enough for us
Also hitting the left blinker when turning right
Blue Dragon Entertainment we take everything else of theirs so why not this as well
When you win a game and the rest of your team says “Ez” but you say “Gg”
Professionals have standards
If you can't say "gg" when someone defeats you can just double crouch
Just say wp, no matter if you win or lose.
I don't say gg when the enemy spams spy, pyro, engineer, soldier, or heavy
“Get Good”
@@BillTGYT
*Good Game
Funny thing is that there’s an achievement in the game called, “Not a crazed gun man, dad” which you earn by killing three enemies while defending the control point as the sniper.
Well, what’s the difference?
@@redcarp9867 one is a job and the other is a mental sickness
Ill be honest with ya, my parents... Do not care for me
@@dummkopf7981 I think his mate saw me
Yes, yes he did
Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lotta feelings...
0:16 it took me 14 years to Hear Snipers turn signal
Yeah he really does use it lol
LOL. The turn signal makes me laugh every single time.
He really is a professional with standards
mecha eli
Some classes are polite, some classes are efficient.
The sniper throws piss at people and lives in a van.
It's sophisticated piss and a van with modest standards.
So true 😂 such a gentle
I guess he's living in a van down by the river...
THAT MAN IN THE WHITE VAN.... With jars of piss...
goof:
In the video clip when sniper is talking to the camera in his van, he's on the wrong side of the van.
In Australia all vehicles are right hand drive.
It's not a microtransaction, dad; it's DLC.
Well, the difference being one's added content and the other's highway robbery!
Eh pretty much
No idea what that means, but that is funny
The two are highway robbery to be fair xd
@Joel Eh it depends really. Sometimes they’re both theft but at some times DLC is worth it. Microtransactions is always theft though
major brownie points for thinking that one up XD
Fun fact: when sniper says “be efficient” he kills 3 people without missing a shot. There is an achievement in the game that is called “be efficient” and you get it by doing that
You also get the achievement "Be Polite" by doing the 'hat-doffing' taunt right after killing an enemy.
There should be an achievement called "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet" that you get for killing every member of the opposite team at least once.
The Space Of Ades
“Have a plan” and “Kill everyone you meet” are separate achievements. You get the former from capping the intelligence as a Sniper; can’t remember how to get the latter.
@@OrangeyChocolate if I remember correctly, "kill everyone you meet" is killing a lot of people, maybe 1000 or something, don't remember how much
ociNNico
Yeah, that sounds about right.
1:08 "We Australians have standards mate," Be polite. Be efficient. And be prepared to fight any Kangaroo you meet. The Sniper
You dont mess with the roos. Unless you like being disemboweled.
@@unevennoble9363unless it's trying to hurt your dog, then it's fair game.
Um actually the sniper is from new Zealand
@@mrgame4 yeah but he was raised all of his life in Australia
“I think his mate saw me”
The thing that rushes through every sniper mains mind when they see a scout speeding torwards them
The missing shots probably came from force of nature
The moment when you realize your nest is within minigun range
YES! Yes he did
@@The_Airborne_number_three dundundun dun dun dun dunnnnnnn
So me on any other gun games.
"Ey ladds I think he saw me...Yes yes did"
Fun fact:
There are 4 tf2 acheivments called "be polite" "be efficient" "have a plan" "kill everyone you meet"
@issam guiti be polite for taunting with your kurki after killing, be efficient for shooting 3 people without missing and all of then dying, have a plan for catpuring the inteligence and kill everyone you meet for getting a certain number of kills (i think its 1000)
I love when they can get creative with their achievements
professionals have standards
Actually if you look at the video right when he says the lines he does two of the achievements. He says be polite as he taunts with kukri and shoots 3 heads off as he says be efficient. Can't confirm last 2
@@gameygames135
Friendly reminder that there's an achievement for making someone ragequit.
Ironically, despite the Sniper being one of the deadliest among the 9 mercs, he is also the most sane and polite. But still, none of them are flawless. He does throw jars of piss.
They're something he'd likely have at hand for an improvised thrown weapon. There are *consequences* to lying in wait somewhere endlessly! And unless he always does his sniping from men's rooms, he'll have to deal with those without leaving clues of human presence for his victims.
It's not like it would've been less weird for him to _keep_ the disgusting things longer than he had to.
If you were given the opportunity, would you not do the same?
I would argue that he’s insane lol. If you read the comics, he’s pretty nuts
"Be efficient"
@@Kevinfreddo Only really after he gets resurrected with pigeon blood. Reading that sentence alone should make you understand him.
We all know why we came back here
the aimlabs guy lmao
Trump?
Trump.
I came back here to memorize the entire video 🔥🔥
I hate when people say “Stop camping!!” When snipers in game are supposed to camp.
This is a fact.
Yeah even though i dont do that i still understand why they do it
The fact is kill a sniper is more easy un tf2 then other games
In fact snipers are in support class, i dont know why people want them to attack...
its not camping its called tactical waiting
"Be efficient"
If you're "efficient" as a sniper you get vote kicked for hacking.
PANZER WAFFLZ the mistery of skill
+ChristianGuyOfAction That's the joke, some people don't know the difference between a good sniper and a cheater. A large percentage of people who are votekicked for cheating are perfectly legit players, kicked because some stupid 12 year old momma's boy got angry at you for killing him a few times.
Someguy Personman Oh I know. What I was saying was that getting votekicked means you're doing a good job.
+PANZER WAFFLZ yes i get kicked for playing good as a heavy
LOL
"be polite"
me: don't you throw piss at people?
sniper: politely
*be efficient*
Pisses in a jar efficiently
Have a plan to piss at everyone you meet
"I'm not a crazed pisser dad"
What is he a maid
You just KNOW the guy had pyro vision and ghostly gibus
He was an Omegatronic
0:14 When you finally land a headshot on your 246th attempt.
Holy shit this is true.
when you take revenge on the enemy sniper from afar
SNIPIN A GOOD JOB MATE
Me after killing the guy dominating me after 283 times dead on a plr_Hightower server running 24/7 with a bodyshot.
Underrated as fuck
*BE EFFICIENT*
"Be polite. Be efficient."
Says the man who throws jars of urine at people and lives in his camper van.
That is called "being efficient," mate!
At least you dont have to walk from your front door to your car
@@modernscream1606 i never thought of that mate
Actually, throwing piss at your burning teammates is actually quite polite.
What's wrong with the camper?
I absolutely love how this feels like a documentary or reality show
Have you read the comics? It’s exactly what all of these are! Except maybe medics
@@lilyhalter8443 Damn I really need to read the comics lol.
@@bigearsinc.7201 yeah they’re free online and real good
If it was an actual show itd probably mkae more money thwn thw game
@@cristalmewtwo4160 expiration date
0:42 probably one of my favourite scenes
“I’m not a crazed gunman dad, I’m an assassin. Well the difference being one is a job and the other’s mental sickness!”
Yeah, the only crazed gunman on the team is pyro.
To a certain extent every character in this game is a crazed gunman.
And heavy
Plus your not one to talk bright
@@shooby9496 medic is not really a gunman
@@pineapplesandwich3906 Perhaps not in the strictest sense but he does have his syringe "gun" and he's certainly crazed. Like I said just to a 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 extent.
1:10 after he says “Professionals have standards” he says four other things and every one of them is an achievement in-game: Be polite - Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you doffing off your hat Be efficient - Get 3 kills with the Sniper Rifle without missing a shot. Have a plan - Capture the flag in CTF Kill everyone you meet - Kill 1000 enemies
Omg that's cool to know
I think it'd be cooler for "have a plan to kill everyone you meet" be "kill 2 of every class in 1 game
They should've add another achievement for getting all four:
"Professionals have standards"
Holy poo poo that’s Ming blowing
@@masterpingu5942 or have an efficiant plan to politely kill everyone you meet
Friend: Why do you say "gg" when you lose to a toxic kid?
Me: Professionals have standards
Why are there no comments
Be polite
And because that makes them mad xD
@@pancakecommanderandbowser2279 Be efficient.
@@pickleproductions5736 I have a plan to kill eveyone you meet. *Sniper Rifle Shot*
IMMEADIATELY came here after I heard the news
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one
what news?
@@RePikYo what happened with Trump
Damn, so close.
0:45 sniper has a bruised thumbnail that's common when reloading bolt-action rifles
Attention to detail
hmmm nice
And that was years ago. Damn valve you did good. Now give me team fortress 3
You are the Sandvich?
Wow I never noticed that
Always assumed that was a weird error
Nice
0:51 the most accurate depiction of being a sniper in any pvp game
I think he has might saw me...
*YES, YES HE DID!*
Feelings? Look mate, you know what has a lot of feelings?
@@BABYANGELTONYVTITANS blokes who bludgeon there wife to death with a golf trophy
@@kingbillion5916 prodesionals have stardands
Fun fact: the sniper is canonically from New Zealand and was shot out of a rocket to Australia.
If he's from an underwater new Zealand then he's from old Zealand
@@darthbobo0769 nah, they specifically state in the comics it’s called New Zealand.
@@traceable7875 because the FBI had a gun up to their head
@@darthbobo0769 still stated
Even I knew his accent was a kiwi accent when valve first posted this I just thought nothing of it since a lot of new Zealand people live in Australia
What a coincidence that RUclips recommended me this now
"Be polite"
*Taunts after killing spy*
Polite taunt
Its the most acceptable taunt that is actually paying respect.
_"You got blood on my knife, mate.."_
"You'd better hold onta' your head, mate!"
"I'm gonna plant one right between your eyes, ya' puntah!"
"Wave goodbye to your head, wanka!"
"I'm gonna turn ya' into colored rain!!"
"You'll be needin' anotha' use for that neck! *HOOT!*
Polite taunt (?
“Long as there’s 2 people on the planet someone is gonna want someone dead” is honestly the truest thing I’ve heard in a while
It’s awlways going to happen if it’s two guys left same with two girls
Gonna happen if 2 rivals had enough each other's shit
Also it's a Cain and Abel biblical story reference. This Sniper character's quite clever.
@@foxman105 I don't think it was planned as reference but yeah that story is basically extended version of that quote.
"sahmwan is gonna want sahmwan dead"
FTFY
0:54 the way the camera shakes as if there’s an actual person recording him is a really nice touch
There is someone recording him.
In the comics, the adminstrator asks all the mercenaries to be interviewed
This is his interview it’s even in the comics with the cameraman sitting in the passenger sear
@theghost the admin uses it for blackmail
@@theghost__ however it seems only the sniper, scout, pyro, heavy, and demoman have their interviews used as their trailers. the other four dont
@@WaterDroplet02 soldiers one was definitely an interview because in the comic it said that the director threw up when he saw soldiers collection of heads, spy and medics one are confusing though
@@theghost__ oh true. tbf i would also just film soldier from a distance as he talks to his collection of heads instead of interviewing him directly
With aim like that the man should have equipped the Huntsman
Sniper seems the most normal out of all TF2 characters. He's not in it for the sake of killing everyone for fun, but for the sake of being paid and making a living. Well, him and Engineer. Engineer is just a humble Texan who knows how to indirectly cause violence and distress.
Yeppers. Technically, Engi is just a civilian!
um he can fill jars of piss in 30 minutes... mhm yeah pretty normal
what about pyro? he doesnt even know he's killing
pyro is a shit class
CryptoLockerdotexe is not responding I kinda actually restrain myself from holding M1+W while playing Pyro. I respect your opinion and see why you think that.
These “Meet the x” videos are timeless. Honestly breathes life into the characters
that's the point
I was looking up these videos and RUclips auto completed one of my searches to “meet the creeper” so now I’m expecting rob zombie to feature an undertaker style dlc character for team fortress 3
nah I prefer the "Meet the z" videos better.
The fact the most upvoted comments of these videos aren't even a year old proves you factually right.
I agree, I come back every few months to rewatch them. Been doing it for years now
"I'm not a crazed gunman I'm an assassin!"
It sounds like the sniper is.. going through a phase.
It's supposed to be a reference to a certain crazed gunman that massacred a lot of people in Australia.
+KrazyKiwi Don't mind me asking but what the hell is up with your profile picture?
+KrazyKiwi Also, that is actually what the reference is.
One's a paying job and the others' mental sickness!
He isn't an assasin, he is guy throwing his own piss at people.
Home boy was not a professional
His theme is fucking insane. Had no idea that it was magnum force.
I just saw that movie last night and was thinking in the intro "Valve uses this..."
@@jdizzy01 Do they even credit the movie?
@@mr.personal-ity they most definitely licensed it hence why valve hasnt been sued by the creators of dirty harry
@@hod2024 what do you mean? I know who created the song, but what do you mean by that
@@Crazykiller_Wez Valve most likely licensed magnum force which would be why they have the song in the trailer, and why they havent been sued for using magnum force
man, it really feels weird when the sniper of all people is one of the most mentally sane of the whole team....
Professionals have standards
Funfact: In the comics, the classic sniper is a sadistic sociopath who likes to watch his victims bleed out. Thats why he aims at their body, not their head.
@@therealblacktronempire1987 and he rambles like a villain in a horror story lol . Thankfully Sniper isn’t like that.
@@therealblacktronempire1987 however he acts more sane in the later comics
@@bobswolfie2001 Professionals have standards
Fun fact (If you still don't know) : Sniper is the second youngest character. He's literally still 26 years old. Some people still thought he's 40 years old, it because of his face
Imagine being 1 year older than the scout
shit i thought he is the oldest
The timeline with New Zealand is really iffy. I’d say he’s more like in his 30s.
@@carnotv6136 yes maybe 33
HIS HAIR MAKE HIM OLD
Given the Sniper’s skill in lore. I wonder at 0:51 if it was the fact that the enemy didn’t see him, but in fact saw the cameraman NEXT to Sniper to ascertain the Sniper’s location😂😂
The sniper actually has kinda shitty sight in lore and is just very paranoid, the fact that he didn't move and great at dealing with ambushes is because he's a contract killer and rarely gets in gunfights but often has to hide from the people seeking vengeance so he has no proper training besides target shooting, for example when he couldn't figure out the difference between an immense submarine with several people and his dad coming back and the fact that both his mum and dad wear glasses
@@felipecastanha9161wait his biological father wore glasses?
*"I think his mate saw me... yEs, YeS hE dId-"*
jesus i love that quote xD
dId Sniper jUsT asUmE ThEIr gEnDer?
Who was it though
I Always think he says "I think is my soulmate" (refering to the blue sniper)
Love that part
In the trailer, he kills everyone he met.
At the end he met you, shot the camera and thus 'killed' you.
Valve is just the best.
average lich protecting the frozen throne would be cooler if they also found Sniper kill the other sniper
average lich protecting the frozen throne well no fucking shit. It was so obvious.
"Blokes that bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy" and then Valve even put a golf trophy into the game
Love you Valve
*holy shit.*
That isn't deep or amazing at all. Shooting the camera is a cliche. Valve used a cliche.
0:15 I'm Sorry, but it's just so satisfying to see him use and to hear the Indicator when he's driving.
Coitus Ergo Sum yeah bmw drivers dont know how to do that
Hate to break it to you, but he signals left, looks over his left shoulder, then turns RIGHT, thus nullifying the point of the blinker
It’s so respectable to see that guy in action... it almost doesn’t make you mad when you get headshot ‘cross the map, no?
Camo 64 i don't know why he looked on his left shoulder but he signaled right from my point of view
*_Professionals have standards_*
[A lone RV is driving down a desert road. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head.]
Sniper: "Boom. Headshot."
[Meet the Sniper text appears. Cuts to the Sniper driving his RV as Valve's edited version of Magnum Force plays in the background.]
Sniper: "Snipin's a good job, mate! [He pauses to make a right turn] It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry-"
[Cuts to a shot of the Sniper brushing his teeth. There are three photographs on the right of his mirror of a BLU Engineer, Heavy, and Scout - the Engineer and the Scout are crossed off, but the Heavy is not.]
Sniper "-'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead."
[Scene cuts to view inside the Sniper's scope. The Sniper headshots the Heavy from the previous scene; the bullet shatters the Bottle of the Demoman behind him, causing the top half of the Bottle to embed itself in his remaining eye. The Demoman flails around, takes out his Grenade Launcher, fires three grenades wildly in the air and falls over a ledge, with his stray grenades igniting a cluster of explosive barrels below and causing a chain explosion.]
Sniper: "Ooh."
[Cuts to the Sniper talking on a pay phone.]
Sniper: "Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!"
[Back to Sniper in the RV.]
Sniper: "I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it."
[Cuts to Sniper climbing the tall tower in Gold Rush Stage 3, Cap 1. The Sniper waits at the top of the tower for a shot.]
Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me."
[A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.]
Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!"
[The Sniper takes cover as return fire ricochets off the tower.]
[Cuts to a time-lapse image of the Sniper waiting for a shot. Several jars of urine fill up to his side, as the Sniper drinks coffee and waits. As the sun starts to set, the Sniper smiles and finally takes his shot.]
[The Sniper backstabs a Spy through the chest with his Kukri on Gold Rush Stage 3, then slides him off the knife with a satisfied expression.]
Sniper: "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?"
[Cut back to the RV]
Sniper: "Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards."
[Sniper takes off his hat and puts it on his chest, standing over the dead Spy.]
Sniper: "Be polite."
[Sniper headshots a Medic, a Soldier, and a Pyro, blowing the last's head clean off.]
Sniper: "Be efficient."
[Slow-motion shot of the Sniper reloading his rifle.]
Sniper: "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
[The Sniper fires directly at the camera. The screen blacks out.]
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]
[Cut back to the pay phone.]
Sniper: "Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone!"
Great...
Fucker put the entire script here.
@@KarminsLynn No problem.
Thx for this also he was actually peeing
I just noticed that the line "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet" is followed by the Sniper shooting the camera man. Never thought about the idea that this video is intended to suggest someone is holding a camera and filming it before.
If you read the comics, you'll see the camera man. Let me look up which comic it was
The comic is called "Meet the Director" and the cameraman is in the passenger seat of Sniper's van in the first few panels, just like the beginning of this video
www.teamfortress.com/meetthedirector/
@@Guppyg53 LOL
Yeah, also the video is called "Meet the Sniper", which means Sniper has a plan to kill everyone who watched it.
Benjamin McLean it also happens in meet the scout where scout touches the camera and leaves a finger mark
first job
person: so how much do you charge
sniper: uhhh maybe twenty
person: okay, 20,000, sounds fair
sniper who was fully prepared to kill some guy for 20 bucks:
Sniper: My parents do not care for me
Background music: Dadadada-daa!
@@gabrielvareberg5044 I think he said “don’t care for *it*,” referring to the job
@@oklandon09 0:42
@@gabrielvareberg5044 I stand by what I said
@@oklandon09 closed captioning
"I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin!"
Well...
"i'm not a crazed terrorist, journalists, i'm a redpilled guy"
i mean Red Team
"Im a crazed piss thrower"
I think sniper should have said that
Ones a mental sickness
Well, being an assassin means years of training, discipline, etc. Being a crazed gunman means getting a gun and shooting everyone within a [insert distance here] radius
Its not a phase its a lifestyle
you had ONE job mate
Fun fact:
In the scene at 0:56, the sniper apparently spent _4.5 hours_ waiting in that small wooden box until he took that shot. That's some patience right there.
professionals have standards..
I mean, maybe he had killed multiple people. The muzzle flash was too quick to see or smth. But that's just my guess
He also filled up 3 whole jars of “yellow water” in just 4 hours
I mean have you seen the snipers on 2fort? They’re practically part of the map
@@Woopor sniper has high sugar levels!!
This really makes me want a reality show that follows Sniper around on his daily tasks as he talks jovially to the camera. Like Crocodile Hunter, but with murder.
Kilaknux
Yeah, but it HAS to be in SFM
YES
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I would watch the hell outta that!!!
...... as long as it's not live action... there isn't an actor alive that I think could portray snipes properly....
but that's just me...
Grace Daniel I think Hugh Laurie might do a good job
Yeah, he could work.
He's a little old, seeing as snipes is like, 30 in game, but yeah, I could see him doing a pretty good job!
Grace Daniel I was thinking the same thing about the age difference (which is a bummer really)
The Sun after giving someone skin cancer from 152 million km away:
0:14
supunderrated joke
@@jackcroftheripper Thanks!
Laughed at this for a while
N O I C E
N1
"Professionals have standards - be polite, be efficient, have a plan..." bro failed every step XD
Fun fact: Sniper is 28 years old, this makes him the second youngest class in the game
@@plp313 i said the second, not the youngest one
He's younger than he looks
Wait if scout is 5 years younger than sniper making him 23, scout can deink
@@plp313 I thought scout was 19
weird, the ones i run into are 12
0:13 me after sniping a guy standing still
Thats me when i hit a shot on a dispenser
@@lionelmesser5112 Me after I do literally anything with the flare gun.
Lol mood
Bodyshot
*November 22, 1963*
Sniper: *"i'm not a crazed gunman dad i'm an assasin.*
Also Sniper at the end: *Have a plan to kill every one you meet*
That's just preparing for a possible future job, very efficient
Looking for job prospects, mate.
Sniper with a Joker voice: "You wouldn't get it."
Or for a possible future place in a mental hospital
Crazed gunmans don't plan ahead. Assassins do.
@@MrBern-ex3wq yes but crazed gunmans kills everyone they meet :p
That mockumetary style. These clips are masterpieces, every single one. They really outdid themselves with this game.
When you touch an invisible spy 0:32
Lol
Lol
that is m- I mean lol
I never played the game but I am dyt
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There's four types of people:
-Sniper is a good job mate
-Sniper's a good job mate
-Snipe is a good job mate
-Sniping's a good job mate
sniper is a good job mate
nah its the 3rd
Sniper’s a good job mate
Brilliant
The third type is 'Snipin's a good job, mate'. Nobody says 'Snipe is'. Nobody fluent in English, at least.
Sniper is my favorite mercenary. He’s polite, patient, and has a sexy, sexy accent. Not to mention that he actually uses his goddamn turn signals
I thought you were going to say “he’s polite he’s efficient and has a plan to kill everyone he meets”
He's also a cold blooded psychopath. He did try to kill medic, he did tie up miss Pauling and demo up. And he does wield jarate.
The last point being the biggest turn-on. Oh dear I inadvertently made a pun.
@@santhoshsridhar5887 ah, a man of culture, I see.
He can also play the sax.
I like how he says at the end “have a plan to kill everyone you meet” which is sort of breaking the forth wall since it’s called meet the team
When you hit someone across the gym in the head with a dodgeball: Meet the Sniper
whenever someone did that they got removed from the game. i learned to start catching dodgeballs with my face.
"snipin s' a good job mate"
"Thanks for standin' still, wanker!"
*when you hit someone in dodgeball with out them knowing*
Meet the Spy
Jon T
nice
1:15 I just now noticed after all these years that Sniper is LOADING ANOTHER BULLET IN THE CHAMBER while he cycles out the casing of the other cartridge. That's why he has 25 shots in a single shot rifle; they're not in the gun, but it's that his hand work allows him to load em in as fast as he can pull em out
Oh and it looks so slick too!!! Dang, good catch!
Man's a professional. Nothing else to it.
Wish that was in game.
@@Flamme-Sanabi they were probably to lazy to finish the whole animation. And it would make sense since it's not the first time they were to lazy to finish something related to sniper (tribalman's shiv)
참 일찍 알아차렸구나
At 0:45 you can see that Sniper's right thumb has a bruise under the nail. This is a common wartime injury resulting from getting said thumb jammed in the loading chamber of a bolt-action rifle.
woah
It’s called garand thumb because the most common cause was reloading M1 garands during the war
Jesus, the detail in these videos.
But crazy
Is that what that is? That was driving me crazy!
that work was too challenging for him
1:01most underrated line in this video:
“Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death, with a golf trophy.”
It's such a specific example, and he took such personal offense at the question of feelings, that I can only assume he's had to put down a bloke that did exactly that at one point. I'm willing to bet he wasn't _paid_ for that job, too, and did it pro bono. Bugger might have even been a former client. It's stuck with him ever since, and he hides from the idea of being irrational and driven by stupid passions by insisting on professionalism and "standards".
@@furiousfinch1587 that’s quite a response
@@roc-noK He's obviously the real sniper and came here to vent about this golfer client of his cause he still can't get over it
@@furiousfinch1587 But nah yea actually great analysis/interpretation though
@@furiousfinch1587 this is amazing
Did you notice how Sniper actually killed every other class?
0:24 Engineer and Scout were already dead
0:29 Heavy and Demoman are killed
1:01 Spy is killed
1:12 Medic, Soldier and Pyro are killed
Thats good shit
And he probs killed the other sniper when the gun was facing the camera
Didn’t kill sandwich
i was about ti say ;what about sniper. but i saw you said "every OTHER class"
Yes yes everyone notice it
0:14
good sniper...using your turn signal. now come and teach people how to do that in my town!!!!
B e e p b o o p he signaled left and turned right
Nobody knows how to do that and they get surprised when they crash
@@LaszloLazuli I thought he pulled it up, doesn't up=right.
Probably just an animation oversight
@@AuroraAustralis_ or it could be the camera, cameras invert on the y axis sometimes for some reason. Hence why he's in Australia yet the driver side on the left (unless Australia is the one other country that does this, I can't remember)
Mission failed, we'll get em next time.
"As long as theres two people on earth,someone is gonna want someone dead" god i love this phrase
roneybill me to
I never got it though ;-;
Mining Pieeater basically, people are terrible, and will always wish death in each other.
Dapper Changeling / I... see. Thank you.
What does it even mean
“Be Efficient”
Every sniper in a sfm: no, I don’t think I will.
Me in game: No, I don't think I will
spinbots:this is my motto now
Wouldn't it be *an sfm
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@@MorbyLol yes. but nobody cares.
0:51 this scene feels so real lmao
the way the camera moves around scared like they are gonna get shot is just perfect
I would definitely watch a documentary on a sniper blowing someone’s head off
You mean using a gun right
They are . Comic showed it’s actually someone interviewing the mercs so the administrator can get information
@@anonymousoldcat shhhhh
@@merucrypoison296 same here
He wouldn't miss
bro's gotta fix his aim in the aimlabs
Fun fact: Auto Generated English doesn’t do Australian accents.
As an Australian, I agree
boom hit chopped
0:39
“People left on the planet someone is gonna want someone de Guerre armour.”
"someone is gonna want someone De"
you are right
“Professionals have standards”
Sniper 2009
Quote of the century
Curlyhairboi be polite
CaliforniaSierraweather994 be efficient
have a plan to kill everyone you meet
"professionals have standards" or at least they used to. Now all the snipers you see are either aimbot or gibus n' pyrovision snoipehs
Best Quote 2009👍👍👌🏆
My favorite line is:
"YES, YES HE DID!"
sniper is the best
"Put mum on the phone..."
"As long as there's 2 people left on the planet, someone's gonna want *someone* dead."
@@malcolmjenkins3585 a classic badass line, but not all that funny.
The other's a job and the other's mental sickness
"15 years ago" hurts my soul and my back
Love thinking about what his dad's saying on the other end of that phone. "You're a bloody menace mate. You're insane. Running around with ya rifle shooting everyone. You're a crazed bloody gunman"
That's my new head cannon thank you!
"I'm not a crazed gunmen dad, I'm an assassin."
"What's the difference?"
I think that actually might be what his dad actually said 😳😳😳😳!!! You might be on to something 😉.
@@Jedi-ge6lr "difference being one is a job and the other a mental sickness"
"Your mother will say different"
@@Jedi-ge6lr Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!
(Later to the camera) I’ll be honest with you. My parents, do not care for it.
Something interesting is that, even on a near abandoned road, Sniper still turns on his turn signal when he turns.
This has been Road Safety with Sniper
Professionals have standards
@@unclekarl5219 i read that just as that line came in
I'm gonna be honest with you I'm kind retarded
I do that too
@@oklandon09 It's what makes a society work. Doing the right thing without having to be forced or told.
Just the opposite of the world today.
Sniper:
-Needs a good place to camp
-He has standards
-He's a professional of sniping
-He's polite
-He's efficient
-*headshot*
-He has a plan to kill everyone he meets
-Conga!
-p i s s
P I S S
P I S S
P I S S
*P I S S*
*P I S S*
DUDE REALLY HOW DO YOU MISS THAT
He has a plan to kill everyone he meets
*looks at viewer count*
*looks at title of video*
Damn
What?
snipe more than 10.000.000 people my friend
Pretty sure that's an achievement
I was never here,noone had seen me.
gosh darn Ill have to cover all the windows now..
0:14 Me after missing a headshot for the 173rd time
You after missing 174th headshot 1:01
As long as ur having fun :)
So don't blink (I hope every scp player will understand )
I understand your pain and Frustration.
@@illusionmann2650 well, I have a dead ringer, so scp "peanut" isnt a deal for me
1:00 i find it ironic the spy, the king of backstabs, get stabbed in the back
RED Sniper 🔴 GOT REVENGE ON BLU Spy
(Voice) Sniper: Just wanted to return the favor, mate.
@@deltaterramusic he should say mate instead of lad
@@deltaterramusic i only know british people say the word "lad"
@@lightsabercollector3096 im british and we only say lad as in "oh what a hard lad" (ex:)
It was a easy shot man he has a massive orange target for a head