My favorite bit of trivia about Demo is that he's only accurate with his weapons because his sheer alcohol intake gives him double vision so strong it cancels out his lack of proper depth perception because of his missing eye.
0:50 When the demoman is censored he says “they got more feckin sea monsters in the great loch-ed ness than they got the likes of me” but it was censored as a joke for the government to cover it up
No he tripped on his shoelace, he never learned how to tie them, leading to his demise, thus why all children are taught how to tie their shoelaces at an early age
Sometimes I'm baffled Heavy and Demo have the same voice actor. Two completely different countries, two different personalities, one incredibly talented and experienced VA, and one game to have them both in. Absolutely amazing.
@@bolt1128 Where it shows the screen with all the mercs at the end of the video they change the music slightly in almost every video. For example, in Meet the Spy's there is screaming and stabbing sounds to the beat of the song. In this one, it is played with bagpipes.
I love how he is smart in the short making accurate shots and difficult angles and precise plays and talking about the chemical composition of explosives but in reality he is *DRUNK*
The classification is messed up, it should be like this [Updated]: Power: Heavy, Demoman Combat: Soldier, Scout Support: Pyro, Engie, Medic Assasin: Sniper, Spy
By the way, that line isnt censored because he's swearing or anything, its censored because he mentioned the exact location of thr Lochness monster and was censored by the scottish government
As a foreigner learning English, affirming to myself that Demoman’s lines are fully audible is an immense achievement. P/S: Glad to see many people sharing the same thought after a year
Dude I feel you. Demoman trailer was my least favorite back when it came out, but after over a decade I finally understand the humor and charm of this video.
Try watching Limmy's skits and videos. That's how I was able to understand scottish accent and scots language to some degree. If you can understand half of what's said on "gies yer laptop" skit, you are an honorary scotsman :D
He doesn't have a point lol. He wasn't asked IF he's a good demoman. He was asked what makes him a good demoman. He's upset about a question that was never asked.
I wonder if all the "Meet the" videos were the interviews of when that reporter was sent by what I believe was the government in order to, in the administrators words: "Show that they're not a bunch of idiots who kill and blow eachother up on a daily basis." In my opinion, it would make sense
When Sniper asked Ms Pauling why he had to be interviewed she told him it was "to show the people of Teufort there not mindless thugs blowing up there land on. A daily basis" but in fact the administrator hired the director to "Keep tabs on the dangerous Lunatics we pay to blow each other up on a daily basis" it's all so the administrator can obtain information and blackmail material on the Mercs... And soldiers heads
That seemed to be the implication in Meet the Director. Heavy even starts quoting Meet the Heavy at one part, though not in the same context as the video (Different take?).
I’ve realized that the things he mentions at 0:26 aren’t a recipe for a bomb like some comments have mentioned. He’s describing how volatile a bomb is and what can cause it to set off accidentally.
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Demo in trailer: An agressive demolitions expert that uses his weapons to counter others Demo in game: A GOD DAMN MEDIEVAL CHARGING SWORDSMAN THAT SCREAMS EVERY SECOND
@@terminl1327 what about the trolldier? (His primary weapon switchs from his rocket launcher to a shovel and that is literally the only thing of the set that does damage if you go full trolldier)
Fun Fact: He makes his own alchohol, not his drinks, but instead he is the alchohol production factory. Edit: How did I get so much attention for a little detail in the comics? Edit 2: Here's another one. Demoman's eye is cursed, which is why Medic never heals Demoman's eyes.
If Demoman is that skilled in combat without depth perception and he’s drunk, I don’t even want to think about how dangerous he would be with 2 eyes and be stone cold sober.
Fun fact, in the part where Demo is censored, he isn’t censored because he swears. he’s censored because he says the location of the loch ness monster, which gets covered up by the scottish government. No, I am not making this up.
Yup,but i think it would be more like he salutes an stickybomb activation sound plays and then he makes an explosion around him as a cosmetic effect that looks cool
@@combineadvisor7309 pauling is the lady you see in expiration date short from valve, she's also a key character of the game lore (if the game has one)
0:51 Fun fact: The grenade that the Demoman knocks over in the bottom-left actually blinks for a second, indicating that it was primed by him touching it. The attention to detail Valve put into these videos is just astonishing.
This is what character design looks like. An alcoholic with a haunted eye socket using many explosives at once while drunk. Perfection, even all these years later
Some would say it's really impressive for a one-eyed man to be able to aim his shots that good, what with the lack of depth-perception... Well, why do you think Demo is always drunk on the job ? Having only one eye won't be a problem if you're seeing double !
“So! T'all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs... come and get me, I say! I'll be waitin' on you with a whiff of the old brimstone! I'm a Grimm bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end!” -Demoman
In the end, if your read the bottom text it says that the information relating to the grenade launcher was reliable at the time, so it probably explains why the pyro absolutely ate shit even though it definitely couldn't. "Disclaimer: All information regarding Demonan grenade behaviour was obtained from Australians believed to be reliable at the time. It is submitted subject to the possibility of errors, omissions, or nerfing without notice."
TF2 is one of the only pieces of media with a diverse cast that doesn't feel unnatural or forced mainly because it's hilariously self-aware and I fucken love it
Things you dont want to ask to any tf2 player: 3- never ask who is scout 2- never ask what weight category of weapon they use 1- never ask what makes a good demoman
0:49 - finishes slamming down a bottle - starts getting drunk emotional - almost kills himself with grenade - swears every swear in the book - wants to start drinking again but stops himself because he’s got to defend his ego first My boi demo shown perfectly in like 10 seconds of footage
1:03 There are few things on this earth I would argue as being more outright terrifying than a one eyed drunk scotsman with a surplus of explosives. . . very very few.
a one eyed drunk Scotsman with a surplus of explosives, a cursed sword, and a shield that allows him to run... one second... THIRTY TWO MILES PER HOUR Thats number one on the list, even higher than my sleep paralysis demon
This video really displays how skilled the demoman is. He’s perpetually drunk and only has one functioning eye, yet he’s extremely skilled and precise with explosives.
1:04 T'all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs... come and get me, I say! I'll be waitin' on you with a whiff of the old brimstone! I'm a Grimm bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end!
*running from rockets* NOT ONE OF YA’S GONNA SURVIVE THIS! Also, “I’m a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody ending” is easily the most badass line in the game
"I'm a grim bloody fable... with an unhappy bloody end!" It's a very underrated line because it implies Demo sees himself as a myth with an unhappy ending. Which kind of make sense because he did lost his eye to a wizard and have a troubled childhood. Damn, i wish Valve would expand their lore even more because I hate seeing Demoman being sad, he's a good character :)
“What makes me a good Demoman? If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn’t be sitting here discussing it with you, now would I?” Best line for a job interview 😂
Funny enough 40mm grenade shells need to travel a certain distance to arm themselves before detonating Like you could drop it right in front of you and it won’t even go off
"If I were a bad demoman, *I WOULDN'T BE SITTING 'ERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA, NOW WOULD I?!"* He's got a point! Making explosives takes a lot of skill, because one wrong move means the only thing that will be left of you is a red paste.
That's what that line means... Oh, yeah, the demo makes his own explosives... Well, now that I understand that line, it really adds even more character to the demoman...
I love how OP Demoman seems in his trailer. he can run straight towards a Sentry without getting killed, can do sick trickshots off of walls and plant more stickies than he'd ever be able to pls nerf
BettaScorpion From Hell yeah, Valve probably never heard the saying "Dont fix what isnt broken" I mean, I can kinda understand the Loch 'n Load, but not the Demoknight stuff
Isaac Clorke Yeah, they nerfed all of his arsenal, besides stock, the only real non-shitty weapons are Iron Bomber and Scottish Resistance, just 2 out of about 13 weapons.
1:42 "Disclaimer: All information regarding Demoman grenade behavior was obtained from Australians believed to be reliable at the time. It is submitted subject to the possibility of errors, omissions, or nerfing without notice." Huh...
Out of all the mercenaries, he's probably got the least of his meme potential realized. Hell, even pyros muffles are all over the place. Demo deserves more
That would be a neat weapon idea! -Deals 25% less damage -25% smaller magazine -30% slower reload speed -15% lower projectile velocity -Grenades detonate after a significantly longer period than normal +grenades draw complete focus off sentry guns +grenades deal 40% more damage to sentries +grenades apply "damaged beyond repair" debuff to buildings, making them take 3x more metal to repair from any repair source OP need nerfing? :v
My favorite bit of trivia about Demo is that he's only accurate with his weapons because his sheer alcohol intake gives him double vision so strong it cancels out his lack of proper depth perception because of his missing eye.
bruh who needs 2 eyes when I can see twice with 1
That is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever heard
@@jaylux5556Now THAT is a functional alcoholic!
tf2 logic is the stupidest and funniest thing of all time
The TF2 Demoman lore goes hard
0:50 When the demoman is censored he says “they got more feckin sea monsters in the great loch-ed ness than they got the likes of me” but it was censored as a joke for the government to cover it up
How'd you find it out????
ruclips.net/video/vCnvHyNol_s/видео.html
Watch the blue demoman viedo that's how u know
But he killed it
There were more?
"you weren't supposed to do that"
Meet the Scout: (dodges sentry, minigun and rocket launcher)
Meet the Demoman: (Scout dies from 1 shot of a sentry)
What do you expect running towards a max level sentry gun with little health?
No he tripped on his shoelace, he never learned how to tie them, leading to his demise, thus why all children are taught how to tie their shoelaces at an early age
*seems legit*
The fire he dodges is actually from a heavy, look closely and you'll see
He running into the sentry not running away from it
Sometimes I'm baffled Heavy and Demo have the same voice actor. Two completely different countries, two different personalities, one incredibly talented and experienced VA, and one game to have them both in. Absolutely amazing.
@Alex Wells Amen!
Cold, everyone is an alcoholic and addicted to heroine, I'd say Russia and Scotland are essentially the same country
@@EATSFALCONPUNCH That's one of my personal favourite addictions tbh. Who's your favourite heroine?
@@EATSFALCONPUNCH No, no, he has a point
I did not know that they had the same voice actor 😳! That's cool 😌.
The little touch of bagpipes in the end logo screen is a great cherry on top
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed
ruclips.net/video/Bh2jDUeGSYE/видео.html
@@untrustworthybagel umm where can I see it? I mean in the end
@@bolt1128 Where it shows the screen with all the mercs at the end of the video they change the music slightly in almost every video. For example, in Meet the Spy's there is screaming and stabbing sounds to the beat of the song. In this one, it is played with bagpipes.
It only took me over a decade to notice that.
I love how he is smart in the short making accurate shots and difficult angles and precise plays and talking about the chemical composition of explosives but in reality he is *DRUNK*
he also has no depth perception
*Imagine him when he's sober*
No the explosive part was actually describing how anything can go wrong (crossed wire, eerie twitch) when you make explosives and kablooie you to ded
I'd be willing to bet when he's sober he could be smarter than heavy or medic
420 th like
Role:
“Defense”
Every demo main:
*observe*
Also them 0:12
Demo mains after killing the entire enemy team on uber charge
The classification is messed up, it should be like this [Updated]:
Power: Heavy, Demoman
Combat: Soldier, Scout
Support: Pyro, Engie, Medic
Assasin: Sniper, Spy
@@Breakaway-ic5gj tf2 should change it
I love and hate your profile picture.
"They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me..."
So wholesome.
I'm legally one-eyed.
By the way, that line isnt censored because he's swearing or anything, its censored because he mentioned the exact location of thr Lochness monster and was censored by the scottish government
@@shill2920 That makes all kinds of sense.
@@Amarenamannyeah
So, does that mean Team Fortress 2 is in the same universe as Deadlock?
"With a head full of eyeballs" he made people with 2 eyes into a insult. What a legend.
Ooooohhh thank you. I have been trying to find an explanation for this quote for so long
I think he's talking about the loch ness monster
same lol, thanks for helping me know why
True and how funny
An*
“Oh they’re gonna have to glue you back together in HELL”
I love that line
Same
You and everyone else. (No offense)
*glues them in hell*
Yes
Nah, the best is, "If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussing it with you, now would I?!"
It always just cracks me up how he gets incredibly pissed at the enemy team having both eyes like it’s some insult against him.
I mean if you lost a leg you'd be pissed to people that has all of them too
It always just cracks me up how Oblivion Npcs can spread a rumor on how themselves died in a robbery
I mean I would be piss if the enemy had four bloody spies
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@@NigerianCrusadertotally unrelated to the subject.
Man I love this accent. Kinda wish Scottish people were real
What? 💀
@@RealRaccoonlord Same, too bad they don't exist. 😔
There are people in real life who call themselves Scottish, but unlike Demoman they're white so they're obviously fake.
Ikr shame they're all just Englishmen in dresses
In reality, they're just English people with dresses 😔
I love how they trust the most drunk person on the team with all the sensitive explosives.
He's not a bad demoman, evidently, as he's sitting here discussing it with you
He's drunk, not bad.
He wouldn't be there discussing with 'ya, if he was a bad Demoman.
Drunk and bad are different, they know he's not a bad demo because if he was he wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you
If you look closely, when he says "I'm a black, Scottish cyclop" he accidentally knocks down and arms a pipe bomb lmao
IF HE WAS A BAD DEMOMAN, HE WOULDN'T BE SITTING DISCUSSING WITH YOU NOW WOULD HE?
"Go to hell, _and tell the devil i'm coming for him next!"_
*ooooooh am gone eh beet you so hard, youll have eh TWITCH!*
IM A GRIM BLOODY FABLE, WITH AN UNHAPPY ENDING!!
More like and tell satan he’s next
SO COCK SURE, PRANCING ABOOT WITH YAR HEADS FULL OF EYEBALLS!
Doomguy: you what to me my partner
At 0:56, he actually says “They got more feckin sea monsters in the Great Lochedness then they got the likes of me!”
*Wait, How did you figure that out?*
Edit: for fricks sake why does this have 200 likes what
@@PainterVR_ magic
@@PainterVR_ ok i figured it out. Here's the link ruclips.net/video/vCnvHyNol_s/видео.html
EC 122 thanks but it’s was just a meme so I really didn’t need it but thanks anyway
@@PainterVR_ welp, i feel awkward now... Lol sorry
As a foreigner learning English, affirming to myself that Demoman’s lines are fully audible is an immense achievement.
P/S: Glad to see many people sharing the same thought after a year
Dude I feel you. Demoman trailer was my least favorite back when it came out, but after over a decade I finally understand the humor and charm of this video.
Yea i was there too. Heck still some of the accents still dont click for me.
As a native English speaker, you guys should feel proud of yourself! Even I struggled a ton understanding Demo’s heavy accent and drunk slur combined
Try watching Limmy's skits and videos. That's how I was able to understand scottish accent and scots language to some degree. If you can understand half of what's said on "gies yer laptop" skit, you are an honorary scotsman :D
For a character literally titled "The Demoman", he's actually quite good as a melee fighter.
But never, NEVER melee a medic
Who ever gave the drunk black Scottish man a beer a sword and a shield...
@@SandUnderTable drunk black scottish cyclops*
@@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa still excels as the highest damage character in tf2 tho
To be fair, they gave a claymore to the Scottish person.
*"If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussing it with you, now would I?!"*
Well, he's got a point
@LOAN NGUYEN Thank you for explaining the joke we all knew about
Well yeah that’s one way to say it.
True..
His logic is sound.
He doesn't have a point lol. He wasn't asked IF he's a good demoman. He was asked what makes him a good demoman. He's upset about a question that was never asked.
I wonder if all the "Meet the" videos were the interviews of when that reporter was sent by what I believe was the government in order to, in the administrators words: "Show that they're not a bunch of idiots who kill and blow eachother up on a daily basis." In my opinion, it would make sense
When Sniper asked Ms Pauling why he had to be interviewed she told him it was "to show the people of Teufort there not mindless thugs blowing up there land on. A daily basis" but in fact the administrator hired the director to "Keep tabs on the dangerous Lunatics we pay to blow each other up on a daily basis" it's all so the administrator can obtain information and blackmail material on the Mercs... And soldiers heads
I also heard someone claim all the meet the team films were red propaganda, but I don’t think there’s any actual lore to back it up
That seemed to be the implication in Meet the Director. Heavy even starts quoting Meet the Heavy at one part, though not in the same context as the video (Different take?).
@@jollyroman6695 I mean, in every meet the class video the shown class is practically overpowered.
That sounds reasonable
I’ve realized that the things he mentions at 0:26 aren’t a recipe for a bomb like some comments have mentioned. He’s describing how volatile a bomb is and what can cause it to set off accidentally.
Yeah he mentions that to explain how otherwise he wouldn't be there, discussing it with ya
I thought it was obvious lol
1:19 "I'm a Grimm bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end" By far, one of my favorite Demoman lines.
For the longest time I thought it was pebble instead of fable
That is also a reference to the brothers' grimm (aka the original versions of fairytales)
This line was playing as I was reading this comment…weird world
@@bohemianearspoon8493 same, i only now realized it after i looked the quote up just now.
@@bohemianearspoon8493 me too
"IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' HERE DISCU-" **gone.**
KABLOOEY
Meet the bad demoman
@@soup6381 bloo
* demoman turns into glue*
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@@mental3212 i have never seen this kind of thing since the day Google plus was a thing
Demo in trailer: An agressive demolitions expert that uses his weapons to counter others
Demo in game: A GOD DAMN MEDIEVAL CHARGING SWORDSMAN THAT SCREAMS EVERY SECOND
Well Solarlight is reason why we want to be DemoKnight
Secretly Demoknight was the 10th class
@@terminl1327 what about the trolldier? (His primary weapon switchs from his rocket launcher to a shovel and that is literally the only thing of the set that does damage if you go full trolldier)
Demoknight TF2
i just got the eyelander. you know what that means. i'm about to start another goddamn world war gentlemen.
Fun Fact: He makes his own alchohol, not his drinks, but instead he is the alchohol production factory.
Edit: How did I get so much attention for a little detail in the comics?
Edit 2: Here's another one. Demoman's eye is cursed, which is why Medic never heals Demoman's eyes.
Indeed
So
Yeah lol his blood run by alcohol
@Alex v2 Absolutely
About the cursed eye thing, Medic DID heal Demo's cursed eye and it worked, but everytime it's Halloween time is where the curse initiates.
1:31 _Every character in Batman Arkham City when you die_
lmao
imagine if TF2 predicted arkham Asylum or Valve referenced the death screens here
I pretty sure Valve predicted Rocksteady
*I salute my fallen enemy!!! (Pfffffft) heheeheheheeehe whoo.*
YES
Oh that's clever
If Demoman is that skilled in combat without depth perception and he’s drunk,
I don’t even want to think about how dangerous he would be with 2 eyes and be stone cold sober.
oh sh*t man... the entire team would be sent to hell within 2 minutes.
To quote him "Imagine if I hadn't been drunk"
the drunkness just makes it better
I still want a head misc called Blind Courage which is just another eyepatch over Demo's other eye.
@@thomasoreilly857 give it BONUS stats
+explosives do 300% more damage
- you can't see shit
Fun fact, in the part where Demo is censored, he isn’t censored because he swears. he’s censored because he says the location of the loch ness monster, which gets covered up by the scottish government.
No, I am not making this up.
wow, thanks
This is possibly funnier than if he were swearin blue fire
Never noticed that in the outro you can hear bagpipes
But scottish government IS controlled by british
But maybe this year 🏴 IT Will Be ondependent
the “They’re going to have to glue you together, in HELL!” is such a great line
this is a certified demoman gaming moment
No one has a more better line
John 3:16
Romans 10:9
John 3:3
Matthew 7:21
John 14:6
👌♥️👍
@@pu2f551no
We need a taunt where demoman salutes, then all your sticky bombs go off
Yup,but i think it would be more like he salutes an stickybomb activation sound plays and then he makes an explosion around him as a cosmetic effect that looks cool
It would be good if it was a taunt kill
Or when he does his "Ka-Boooom!" taunt
Or if you weren't a baddie you could hit taunt as you want to detonate your stickies. Not that hard.
You used to be able to detonate stickies while taunting, but valve in all their "wisdom" decided to patch it out.
How to sell a character...
Demoman: I'm a drunk Scottish cyclops
Paulen: You're Hired
Vladimir Putin who
@@combineadvisor7309 pauling is the lady you see in expiration date short from valve, she's also a key character of the game lore (if the game has one)
TheCommentGuy *oh it has lore alright*
TheCommentGuy ever read the comics?
@@thealmightyloaf2771 yes i have
"Not actual gameplay footage"
Gameplay footage: 1:04
@P O T A T O lmao
@P O T A T O i know,buddy..i know..
It's not since the stock demoman only puts down 8 stickies
Read the disclaimer at the bottom of the ending card
@@georgebrzeczyszczykiewicz7284 lmao
I love how the ending jingle is accompanied by bagpipes. They really went into detail with this video.
0:51
Fun fact: The grenade that the Demoman knocks over in the bottom-left actually blinks for a second, indicating that it was primed by him touching it.
The attention to detail Valve put into these videos is just astonishing.
Cameraman hearing the sound: *Intense sweating*
any clue on why it didnt explode?
@@rankii_hatseither it didn't hit the ground hard enough or they only blow up when near or hitting an enemy
@@rankii_hats demoman makes his own ammo and didnt fill the pill with potassium chloride
@@Sundowner13 They go off on a timer so I think it was a dud and he got lucky
"Some people think they can outsmart me..."
1:24
maybe..
*sniff*
maybe
@@infiniteraviolis but I yet see one outsmart bullet
@@cobean4695 *dies to demo's explosives instead*
Demoman just outsmarted bullet
@@malcolmjenkins3585 ○_○
The only scottish black man ever in videogame history...
StepOne the only scottish one, i can name another black cyclops
@@kipras1412 lol he said black man not cyclops
Joshua Dusek yeah, but still
The only Scottish man who's not a dwarf in videogame history lmao
There's also Nathan Copeland from No More Heroes 2.
This is what character design looks like. An alcoholic with a haunted eye socket using many explosives at once while drunk. Perfection, even all these years later
Some would say it's really impressive for a one-eyed man to be able to aim his shots that good, what with the lack of depth-perception...
Well, why do you think Demo is always drunk on the job ? Having only one eye won't be a problem if you're seeing double !
Holy shit it all makes sense now.
🤯
🧠
his liver almost divorced him when he had a fight with his organs
@@packosand3287 wait what, all I heard was that his own bones make alchohol
Never ask a woman her weight
A man his salary
And Demoman?
What makes him a good demoman.
What makes me a good demoman?
Doom guy and what makes you a good doom guy?
He wouldn’t be there discussing it with ye if he were a bad demoman.
IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN,I WOULDN’T BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSING WITH YOU NOW WOULD I
LETS DO IIIIT
“So! T'all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs... come and get me, I say! I'll be waitin' on you with a whiff of the old brimstone! I'm a Grimm bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end!”
-Demoman
*Salutes as all of the sticky bombs go off*
*Beep*
*Explosions and gore*
Ahahha, they gonn' have to glue you back together *IN HELL!*
@@wholegarden5614 *A Scottish version of the TF2 theme plays while the camera zooms out of the Demoman*
Aye! this Ones fake
*aboot
lol jk
In the end, if your read the bottom text it says that the information relating to the grenade launcher was reliable at the time, so it probably explains why the pyro absolutely ate shit even though it definitely couldn't.
"Disclaimer: All information regarding Demonan grenade behaviour was obtained from Australians believed to be reliable at the time. It is submitted subject to the possibility of errors, omissions, or nerfing without notice."
I like that detail
Demoman:"Best friend of Soldier"
Yes
Dou
Don't make me cryyyy
I think heavy is better
@@raihanhafizh7755 you don't get it?
1:04 just realized Demoman was at 400 ping there
He does jidder a bit! I’ve never noticed that before
Welcome to 2009.
i cant unsee it anymore
@Haziq R The Jarman glad this comment section isnt dead
Underrated af
What makes this a good "Meet The" video?
IF THIS WERE A BAD "MEET THE VIDEO" I WOULDN'T BE HERE WATCHING IT ON REPEAT NOW WOULD I?
Underrated comments of 2020
It’s challenging work, out of doors
For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from disliking this video?
The answer: use a gun
I say whatever I want and you gotta deal with that and if that don’t work? Use more gun
unregisteredhypercam 12 oh fuck no there ain’t
1:32 if demoman were a video game boss, if think that before his battle there would be a cutscene where he would say that then the battle will start
Batman Arkham games when you die
no that’s your death screen when the demoman kills you
For me more like the batman arkham asylum/city games where when you die, there's a quote from the bad guy who killed you before you can respawn
If i recall, he says that exact voice line but without the pause when he gets Ubercharged
No that would be the death cutscene which plays if he kills you
1:37 can we appreciate how this is the only version of the main theme that has a class variation?
ᴇᴠᴇʀɪᴋ meet the spy: Am I a joke to you?
@@speedtubertm6319 well meet the spy just has sound effects
@@looeegy *stab* Ouf! uh! *stab stabe* ck Agh! Oof! **stab**
The variation sounds like its drunk
@@alexyoshi5728 its bagpipes
"we need more representation in videogame"
Demoman: "hold my... no, f*ck it, lad"
_chugs down whole bottle_
TF2 is one of the only pieces of media with a diverse cast that doesn't feel unnatural or forced mainly because it's hilariously self-aware and I fucken love it
We need a character from TF2 to be playable in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Please spread the word throughout the TF2 and Smash communities.
Did DM actually fight a war drunk?
@@butterknife7342 no.
@@butterknife7342 no.
i like how hes in a room full of explosives, along with one lit cigarette (wow much likes :])
Engineer gaming
Did you notice the grenade lit up when he placed his bottle on the table than rolled off
Most explosives need heat and pressure not just heat
@@Pixelsoldier5888 he's glad that one was a dud
Engineer gaming
I like that people find these little details in 13 years old valve animations
BUT PEOPLE ALSO FIND LITTLE DETAILS IN THE ELDER SCROLLS IV OBLIVION WHICH IS OLDER THAN TF2
0:05 when you put a fork in a microwave
Ya mean toaster?
@@bogi2557 also works in a microwave
@@danielmendez3906 Oke
*WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMOMAN?*
God damnit that made me laugh for too long
As a Scottish man myself, I can confirm that this is, in fact how we act.
What is your record sticky jump?
KA BEEEEEEEWM
@@BIGESTblade 50ft up! Lost my legs but it was well worth it.
@@zkkety8508 Nice.
Do you also wear a pumpkin and wield a big *** ax and a cursed sword
They got more fekin' sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they have the likes of me.
+Gandalf Greyhame No it's true. Check the wiki.
whyd they do it tho
You can here it in meet the "blu" demoman.
I thought you were me for a split second. Hello fellow Team Rowlet member.
Hey brother!
"I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end!" - Tarvish Finnegan DeGroot (Demoman Team fortress 2)
Things you dont want to ask to any tf2 player:
3- never ask who is scout
2- never ask what weight category of weapon they use
1- never ask what makes a good demoman
3 - kind of a big deal
2 - all of them
1 - not spamming stickies
If they weren't a good demoman, they wouldn't be sitting there discussing it
@@spookyskeleton9816 This guy is the chosen one.
@@spookyskeleton9816 legend
4 - never ask what was Pyro thinking
Fun Fact: The bleeped line that Demoman said was “They got more feckin’ sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they got the likes of me!”
Wow!
Sry but how did u know it
DONT R/WHOOSH I JUST WANT HOW DID HE KNOW
The Medic It’s on the TF2 Wiki
@@canadiandream5091 oh thanks
The Medic No Problemo
can't believe I only now noticed that they added bagpipes to that little outro tune at the end.
Wha
That was like the first for me
And it sounds good
you must be deaf
Gotta be a real special kind of dumb to not notice, good job
Sounds very drunk to me
1:37
0:49
- finishes slamming down a bottle
- starts getting drunk emotional
- almost kills himself with grenade
- swears every swear in the book
- wants to start drinking again but stops himself because he’s got to defend his ego first
My boi demo shown perfectly in like 10 seconds of footage
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Fun fact he never swore he just talked about where the Loch Ness monster is
@@Lanetgm yeah but that's pretty lame so I'm just ignoring that piece of lore, as the editor intended
1:03
There are few things on this earth I would argue as being more outright terrifying than a one eyed drunk scotsman with a surplus of explosives. . . very very few.
A bagpipe?
Mom?
how bout the parrents of the drunk one eyed scottsman with explosives: who are blind, also scottish, and prob also drunl
a one eyed drunk Scotsman with a surplus of explosives, a cursed sword, and a shield that allows him to run... one second... THIRTY TWO MILES PER HOUR
Thats number one on the list, even higher than my sleep paralysis demon
@@drakerose3789 wait the isnt your sleep demon ?
1:27
The first recorded sighting of someone using the sticky bomb launcher for its intended use purpose.
and last
*Lazy Purple exists*
someone is salty about sticky spam
@@lynkingbetti
Virgin sticky bomb launcher
VS
CHAD sticky jumper.
Got CHEESE ? With pan for market gardening
Favorite quote:
"I'm a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end!"
Favorite quote: LEEETS DO IT
Favorite quote: They got more *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* than they got the likes of me
I’m a black Scottish cyclops
@@beefyblom they got more fEckin sea mosters in the great locheth nest and they got the likes of meh
Bad Demoman: What makes me a good Demoman? IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN’T BE SITTIN HERE DISCU-
Sign it whit You now would i ?
BLU demoman
0:06 *Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.*
Lemme guess, it's kind of a long story?
Ratatouille?
It all started in summer
Let me guess, It all started by one crossed wire, one potassium chlorate, one errant twitch...
Is that a Megamind reference?
Oh they going to have to glue you back together, in hell!!!! Best line ever from Demoman!
"I'm a grim bloody fable,with an unhappy bloody end"
"i'm a black Scottish cyclops"- demoman, 2009
I AM DISGUSTED
its actually "oh there gonna have to bury whats left of ya in a soup can"
DONT FRET BOYO, ILL BE GENTLE!
True
Fun fact: The demoman actually accidentally blew up his parents when he is killing the loch-ness monster.
His real parents abandoned him as it was family tradition to do so
oh no
*FUN* fact
It literally says all of this in the description
Rip
The greatest voice actor of all time doesn’t exi-
The greatest disk port of all time doesn't exi-
The greatest cast of all time doesn't exi-
Pokemon Sword/Shield first gym leader leaked footage 2019
God i can imagine that. All his pokemon use self destruct
What makes me a good trainer
IF I WAS A BAD TRAINER I WOULD BE SITTIN HERE AND DISCCUSSIN IT WITH YOU WOULDN'T I
Oh god the scottish heroine memes is amazing
Fuck
A gym of only voltorb......dear god,what have you bringed upon this cursed land
Demoman. The token character brought in to add diversity.
You know, because he's Scottish
The previous quote is rated H for honest
Was literally thinking of that quote while I was watching
He helped with the SCOTTISH REVOLUTION!!!!!!
He's more than that
HES A GOOD DEMOMAN
DONT ASK HIM WHY
@@templarone6752 SCOTTTLANNND!!!!
This video really displays how skilled the demoman is. He’s perpetually drunk and only has one functioning eye, yet he’s extremely skilled and precise with explosives.
Another one for the list "DR Bright is not aloud to use Cognitohazardous information to win games of TF2"
69 likes, nice
@@bin8350 There Is one tath says "Dr. Brigth can't usé 914 for making TF2 items."
@@Lion-xu4dd well I'm no surprised
Hey doctor bright I your site director and go get a d class to test 106
His character feels like it shouldn’t work, but surprisingly works so perfectly it’s beautifully perfect.
"I'm a Black Sco'ish cyclops!"
My favourite line ever.
As a black Scottish person, he represents us all 😂
@@yeshaye now all you gotta do is lose an eye
@@notcomedytv8854 I can help with that
I think the fact demoman being black has never changed his character. Which to me is a good thing.
Plot twist: the lock ness monster is demos pet
man, team fortress 2 is a masterpiece.
yep been alive for 10 years
+bonnie the bunny *ALMOST* 10 years
Tf2 is the best game ever
nah,counterstrike is.
(Comemnt censored for talking about another game on a video of another game)
Hold my beer jokes : Hold my beer
Demoman : *Drinks it*
now that’s original
see!?
It is scrumpy
0:57
And a origami
1:04 T'all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs... come and get me, I say! I'll be waitin' on you with a whiff of the old brimstone! I'm a Grimm bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end!
"if I were a bad _______ I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with ya now would I!?" is not an acceptable answer at a job interview
It's not a job interview. It's an interview of the job he does.
+lukassnakeman considering he risks is ife everyday...
+Charlie Marshall And dies several times every day...
+lukassnakeman in his line of work it is .
+Charlie Marshall Every explosion*
*running from rockets* NOT ONE OF YA’S GONNA SURVIVE THIS!
Also, “I’m a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody ending” is easily the most badass line in the game
Came here to say this
I love it lmao
"I'm a grim bloody fable... with an unhappy bloody end!" It's a very underrated line because it implies Demo sees himself as a myth with an unhappy ending. Which kind of make sense because he did lost his eye to a wizard and have a troubled childhood.
Damn, i wish Valve would expand their lore even more because I hate seeing Demoman being sad, he's a good character :)
Demoman is a sad character in general
But damn if being your own alcohol factory is cool
yea i love demoman so much.. he needs to be happy
I thought it was "I'm a grim bloody table"
also a play off of the Brothers Grimm, who tended to write fables with bloody or otherwise unhappy endings
It’s crazy how demo manages to drink to the point of his blood stream being entirely whiskey, yet still manages to be a good demoman
“Imagine if i hadn’t been drunk, hehe…. heh.”
"I"M A GRIM BLOODY FABLE, WITH AN UNHAPPY BLOODY ENDING!"
- Badassman
0:04
Yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
You look happy
But please do tell
Ratatuile vibe
0:06
@@thatbombninja You get ratatouille vibes?
@@scootthescout9426 YES
“What makes me a good Demoman? If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn’t be sitting here discussing it with you, now would I?”
Best line for a job interview 😂
“What makes me a good Oblivion Npc? If I were a bad Oblivion Npc, I wouldn’t be sitting here discussing it with you, now would I?”
It only makes sense here because if he sucked he'd be dead(from his own explosives or carelessness in battle)
now i wanna get a job just to say this at the interview
" *They're going to have to glue you back together, IN HELL* "
Best line
I think that’s the POV of the Blue Spy’s head
"Aww there gonna hav tha glü yü bac togetha in H E L L"
kabüm
Kabüm
kavlúi
Kabüüm
@@kadirturan3904 Kāhbüüm
0:53 i like how that grenade didnt detonate
Well he’s a good demoman
If he was a bad demoman, he wouldn't be there discus-
@@JadeSpecter boom!
same
Funny enough 40mm grenade shells need to travel a certain distance to arm themselves before detonating
Like you could drop it right in front of you and it won’t even go off
I don't know why but Heavy's face always make me burst into laughter 1:11
That one eye looking in a completely different direction is so good
He looks like Jim Carrey
he does lol and holy shit 89 likes
you should see the medic one!
@@RynDymond25 I did but the demo one was the most hilarious
0:06 me running from the kitchen after microwaving the fork:
1:31 : me killing that one overly edgy sniper after being dominated for a whole game
Good one
Hightower moment
trollman up his ass (trollder but for demoman)
I agree
Let me guess rocks the anger has that one shirt cosmetic and is using the bot killer reskin
Me when the DNA test says I’m 0.05% Scottish and 0.02% African
0:51
@@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 Maybe they are.
Me?
@@alexp5569 what did the other guy said??
Dude my great great grandmother was African and my family is from Scotland.
For that reason, I main the Demoman.
I smell bots in here
1:13 That one kid in 3rd grade telling his "story" to everyone.
He sounds like he is saying come and get me nazis
@@hipposniffer3459 considering the time TF2 takes place and how old Medic is... I imagine there’s *one* Nazi chasing him in that team.
@@Skipsenberg Medic isn’t a nazi lol
@@allhailgeneralpuck1427 he doesnt believe in it if anything he's worse than a nazi
@@persontheguyman223 What?
Probably my favorite “Meet the” video out of them all lol
**When you single handedly destroy your parents marriage** 0:01
Man/girl you got me dying
LMFAO
You ligitimently made me laugh have a like
0:05
Or meet the scout
"If I were a bad demoman, *I WOULDN'T BE SITTING 'ERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA, NOW WOULD I?!"*
He's got a point! Making explosives takes a lot of skill, because one wrong move means the only thing that will be left of you is a red paste.
"One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, *one errant twitch*...and kablooie!"
More like "they're gonna bury what's left of ya in a soup can."
And that's even when he's DRUNK, IMAGINE DEMO BEING SOBER OH MY
Quoting meet the blu demo, *oh, they’re going to have to glue ME back together... IN HELL!*
That's what that line means... Oh, yeah, the demo makes his own explosives... Well, now that I understand that line, it really adds even more character to the demoman...
1:09 Me and the boys sprinting to the van that says "free candy"
And then the candy man sudd let says “Oops, we ran out of candy” and then drives off
Omega Ultra yea.....yeah..
1:24 you and your boys reaction when theres no candy in the van
1:31 Totally not suspicious candy man's last words to you after he sells your organs for a fortune on Ebay
0:05 but then you break out of his van
1:26 ok but like did no one notice how GOOD THAT ANIMATION WAS?
I'm a simple Demo main.
I put a trap,
I detonate it,
I laugh.
And do the oobliterated taunt
He protec
He atacc
But most important
He lauccccch
You laugh in scottish that is
You spam
and drink
I love how OP Demoman seems in his trailer. he can run straight towards a Sentry without getting killed, can do sick trickshots off of walls and plant more stickies than he'd ever be able to
pls nerf
Isaac Clorke And then Fun Mettle fucked up the Loch n Load AND most demoknight sets
BettaScorpion From Hell
yeah, Valve probably never heard the saying "Dont fix what isnt broken"
I mean, I can kinda understand the Loch 'n Load, but not the Demoknight stuff
Isaac Clorke Yeah, they nerfed all of his arsenal, besides stock, the only real non-shitty weapons are Iron Bomber and Scottish Resistance, just 2 out of about 13 weapons.
Scout runs past turrets in his trailer too
Look at the disclaimer at 1:42 at the bottom lol
1:42 "Disclaimer: All information regarding Demoman grenade behavior was obtained from Australians believed to be reliable at the time. It is submitted subject to the possibility of errors, omissions, or nerfing without notice."
Huh...
The grenades were nerfed from how they were shown in the video before the game released.
You could really deal 175 damage with a single grenade, and easily roll 2 grenades towards a lvl 3 like friggin bowling balls to destroy it!
@@writwits5826 You're forgetting how one grenade detonated on impact after bouncing off a wall
I got a shield from a nice lady from the aperture science laboratory
“I’m a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end” is way more metal of a line than it has any right to be
Out of all the mercenaries, he's probably got the least of his meme potential realized.
Hell, even pyros muffles are all over the place. Demo deserves more
look up Dick Soupcan
@@PeeWeeDiddlyDee See?
nah far from it, I heard his voice used for a shit ton of memes since like 2017 or some shit
Personally, I’m a big fan of “You’re doin good lad!” making the rounds lately
Buddy, I think you just weren't around for it
Too bad sentries dont focus nades.
Vlad Batranu That would be a cool weapon idea
sounds like jager's active defense system in rainbow six siege
Vlad Batranu rainbow 6 siege JAGER
That would be a neat weapon idea!
-Deals 25% less damage
-25% smaller magazine
-30% slower reload speed
-15% lower projectile velocity
-Grenades detonate after a significantly longer period than normal
+grenades draw complete focus off sentry guns
+grenades deal 40% more damage to sentries
+grenades apply "damaged beyond repair" debuff to buildings, making them take 3x more metal to repair from any repair source
OP need nerfing? :v
as a main demo, how about you shut it?
1:10
Heavy's face still haunts my nightmares....
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Lol
+Enderninja101 This is Heavys Rape Face xD
medic has a weirder face if you ask me lol .
+Enderninja101 Heavy is love. Heavy is life.
As a black scottish cyclops, this is just a regular monday for us