Best of Joey Diaz VOL. 5
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- The Best of Joey Diaz Volume 5.
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I'm afraid that when Joey dies there will still be like a hundred stories no one ever heard.
Stefan Midjich thousands*
Not sure if he will die
Legends
His stories are credible we Wikipedia his friend he talks about in one episode that got shot and it was all credible what Joey said
Stefan Midjich especially in the 80s
I just realized how sad it is that there will only be one Joey Diaz. He is one of a kind, the world does not make people like him anymore
So true I've put so many people on to him man I wish I would of found out about him so long ago but I'm glad I did 💯💯
gfoster69 Ms Pat
We kinda got one like him in the UK
Drilluminati Who?
why is that sad everybody is one of a kind
Joey Forgets Common words but remembers every street he has been on and what years he has been there.
might be some correlation
london cab drivers often have poor short term memory due to how much of the city they memorizied
"Whateva the fockin word is ya cocksucka"
my dad has the same issue. he literally knows every route in the country, how to get there, pick up a US roadmap and he knows everything without even opening his eyes. but at the same time his short term memory is shot, and so is his language (the french accent already doesn't help).
Just typing to look busy so I don’t have to talk to these douche bags
Joey Diaz is the best thing that ever happened to Joe's podcast.
Wrong, it was Marshall when he invaded.
Ms. Pat
Better than any Doctor, scientist, millionaire, presidential candidate.
& Eddie Bravo
Fuck yeah
"show me the monkey" was the point where I was just laughing for the rest of the story
Joey Diaz is the greatest man to walk the planet.
One of The
definitely the best story teller. what a Raconteur
Frank Friesen For real lol
Truth
@@gravyvcolouredhair1731 10 point for you .
excellent word use . i bet 90% of people who read it think you're insulting him .
“You ever think of that” *BURSTS OUT LAUGHING*
bruh
Bruh best moment on yt
😂😂😂
Ya eva thinka dat
FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE!
Love how Uncle Joey only calls him “Joe Rogan.”
What else is he supposed to call him?
Navruk joe
@@S7K21 Joe Mama 😳
Navruk ... Point is, he always uses his first and last name. Not one or the other.
@@navruk5386 I see what you did there...very nice
Joey has been on JRE for so many time and hours on each EP. but yet he still has more story to tell. What a legend.
Joey has a podcast of his own with like 1000 episodes and still has new stories. It's unreal
Some are born with natural intellect, others are rich in experience. This man has lived a life of a 1000 men. The stories don’t end...
"Back in August of '92, I knew a guy named Herman the Jew"... It doesn't matter if it's made up, he starts a story, I'm in
Can I interest you in a "Puerto Rican Nelson" ?
Hahahaha
johnny hirko
I take your “Puerto Rican Nelson” and raise you a “Bonehead” story
@@MultiSanchez1995 RIP bonehead.. are my fries ready?
@@abdirahmanassowe1432 I raise you Fucked Up Freddie
@@abdirahmanassowe1432 there’s half of 9/11 out side and you’re worried about French fries😂
I’m still amazed no one has created a TV show based on Joey’s early life. It could be one of the best comedy drama series of all time. He has so much incredible stories it could run for fucking decades.
Someone please make this happen
The crooked politics in Jersey( Hudson County)he is talking about is on point. I am from Jersey City, it is all real, one politician wanted to get paid in Viagra.
Don't know about a full episode but it sure as fuck would make a hilarious scene or two.
Perhaps HBO or Netflix, just a bit too salty for regular TV
That's what I was thinking. HBO like The Deuce or Vinyl, it could be better than both.
Discovering Joey Diaz was one of the greatest things i've ever done. What have been missing? This dude is super hilarious. lmao
Agreeeed!!
I come back to these Joey compilations once a month.
👍
Me too man. Just loving these stories. I listened to hundreds of hours of Joey on my daily commute
2022 and I still fucking do it
Once a week for me on a Fri' night after a few. 😎
More 3x a week
"Are they red?"
"Close enough"
Haha lost my shit
😂😂 that’s absolute madness
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Not a single Soul
Joey Diaz: “This one time my Freshman year I didn’t take a shit for a week and a half”
Dom Boy sounds like heroin lol
OH MY GODDD!! He's CHANGING FLAVORS??!!!!!?!
Tch, once I was constipated for two weeks. 😒
Ahhhh fuck off. That meme is such garbage. Sick of it.
Nobody. Absolutely nobody. Not a single soul thinks this meme is actually funny.
Joey "Let me tell you something Joe Rogan" Diaz
dead
yes! hahahha
You know shit is going DOWN when he says that
"these new breed of gentiles"
"this is the route you fucks" :D
Petition for Joey Diaz to be in UFC 4
Uncle Joey vs Stiopic, book it Dana
Signed
He needs to be a announcer like snoop dogg.
Karate Joey
hahahahaha
I've been enjoying myself so much with Joey that I forgot that I was depressed.
Hope you’re doing better now
You good, Oscar?
Hope you are better now
It’s amazing to me how it’s literally impossible to watch Joey tell stories and not have ur mood get like 90% better after about the first sentence in 😂
Sadest thing in my life, I think (not counting the familly deaths) is that I was introduced to Joey Diaz so late in my life. I wish him a long life so we can enjoy more.(Thanks mr.Rogan)
Same
Joey Diaz is a national treasure, thanks for 47 mins of laughter.
IITrevorII international treasure!
Amen
IITrevorII this nizzle Chinese lol
Hanz Krupps ugh liberal this liberal that!! Shut the fuck up with politics you fucking loser get a fucking life you dork!!!!
Wtf I only laughed for 46 minutes and 54 seconds!
Joey Diaz is a national treasure.
Morphing Reality Sure is, Bryan Callen
He is one of the Natural Wonders of the World.
I’ve never seen another comedian make another comedian cry out of laughter.
How wonderful a life it is to live in the same time as Uncle Joey and to be blessed with hearing his stories. Love the man.
"Took the hammer out and started sucalamink" WTF LMAO
I laughed so hard I gargled on my spit
20 dollar for givin her the minkia juice
🤣🤣🤣
dawg she pulled out the hammer and just started sucalamink
Hi. Larious.
Honestly joey has contributed to joes podcasts success. Great guest
Yes! Absolutely true!
One of the original 4 horsemen of the JRE, along with Redban and Eddie Bravo
Joey Diaz's laugh sounds like Godzilla exhaling.
Bro this dude is so awesome. A national treasure. We must protect him at all costs. Joey man I really do wish you could live forever.
"Red" "They're green but good enough" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"She's Been 48 For Ten Years" 😂
Volume 5? Are you serious JRE Clips?
How are we not at Volume 269 already?
Coco is a goldmine.
s a m p l e t e x t exactly!
s a m p l e t e x t highlight this man's comment!
Damn straight
JRE Clips is Young Jamie
well at this age you look at that and go “that’ll never happen”...... you ever think of that :D
Love it when, there's a pause, and everyone let's it soak in, and everyone blows there load laughing
Chad Warden they’re edging, so when they finally blow there load, it’s funnier.
Pause* hahaha
Chad Warden Their not there
Blowing there load in yalls little buttholes
PS tripple
@@austinsims3741 u ruined it
JRE #1000 is literally the best podcast he's done. I go back to it all the time and its still as great as the 1st time
Bro....Episode 1000 on the JRE could be the best podcast ever recorded....I revisit it from time to time when I need it.
@mvinterlude yeah bro I still laugh my ass off every time. Uncle Joey is simply one of a kind.
Joey, u are an absolute treasure for mankind. You deserve a statue
"I crabbed up the whole place."
Joey is a national treasure.
Harlequin. Agreed
"as a karate man.... I had karate morals."
Read that as he said it 😂
“Omg he’s changing flavors”
I’m dead.
Couldn't breath hahahahaha
Had to find this comment again after he said it.
It's even funnier than the first time I heard it
If Joey were my grandpa I would buy this dude beer every night just to hear some of his stories. This dude speaks gold.
I hope he writes an Audio book, that’s 400 hours long just all Joey Stories
There's one on Spotify. He narrates it. It's great
@@barringtonfisher87link?
Tom found that pimping story hilarious and joe looked horrified
David Cox 😂😂 i know right
It wasn't that funny honestly it was just like (I had sex with a whore and so did other people and the pimp wanted $40 hAhAHahA)
theonlyleg Thats like sayin Moby Dick isnt really a good book its just these dudes who are lookin for a whale
@@FireHydrantForeheadNyquil if you want i'm sure Joey Diaz can make a giant ass book about the 40$ hooker who blew him
@@FireHydrantForeheadNyquil Better buy some cotex
"This new breed of gentiles"
🤣🤣🤣
Joey Diaz is the real-life Frank Reynolds
Luigi YT hahahhahahahahha that is spot on!!!
Hell yea!!
No doubt.
A true hero
HAS ANYONE ELSE HERE BANGED MY WHOOOOOOORRRREEE WIFE?!
8:37 for the “Suka La Mink” story
MR FREEZE-98 for the whole story it starts at the time I put but he says it soon after your time so thanks I guess lol
She pulled the hammer 🔨 out
You're a hero.
DAWG IM ACTUALLY CRYING, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ON THE PLANET ❌🧢
Joey Diaz could do a Cuban, "Everybody Hates Chris."
it would have to be a Netflix series cuz I dont want no censorship. lol
Funny that he was actually on an episode of Everybody Hates Chris lol
I'd totally watch that!!🔥💗
Everybody hates chris?
*Shut up Meg*
Best idea ever
Joey "was it 84 or 83" Diaz
"It was Boulder 85..."
Waylon Slithers hahahaha
Joey" i was like 22 and she was like 48" diaz
Joey "New Breed Of Gentiles" Diaz
Priceless
Joey Diaz makes my days brighter any time I'm feeling stressed he is truly a prime example that you can always come back from whatever bad shit your going thru....3 years sober I only take kratom and uncle Joey's story helped me tremendously...sending love to all...
Be careful with the kratom brother, if it helped you kick some harder shit, more power to you, but it does turn on you at one point and is extremely addictive. Gave me the worst withdrawal of my life. Granted I was taking 75 grams a day. I’m not judging, just looking out. Hope your doing alright my man.
@@mariocaparelli4293take some shrooms tf is wrong w u doing 75 grams a day
*SHE TOOK THE HAMMER OUT*
Joey Diaz
I love Joey Diaz' standup because he's such a natural at it and you can tell he doesn't rehearse it to death. But I think where Diaz is the funniest is shit like this, just telling stories in a conversational setting. I've never laughed so hard in my life as I do during these Best of Joey Diaz compilations. I was listening to this in the car, almost crashed, and had to pull over because I was crying laughing. Joey Diaz = funniest man alive.
Jek Tono Porkins you don’t have to lie about almost crashing your car to emphasize him being funny
Honestly, what part of this was funny ??
What Joey says in the second clip perfectly summarizes how I think a lot of people are starting to feel about politics.
He was talking about a bunch of Liberals...
Politics is a tool to divide people.
Johny Kakes yee
Very little juicy ideas come from politics. Bout as fun and interesting as porn for the blind
Yes can't stand republicans or democrats. They can all go suck a dick
Am i allowed to adopt someone as my uncle?
No need he already is
He is already are uncle Joey my boy
He’s all of our uncles ;)
Ask Uncle Joey to adopt you.
Whenever in trouble think 💭 about your uncle Joey
It has become a staple activity to listen to Joey Diaz telling stories. I can be at home, cooking dinner, as I am doing now, or whatever, and listening to Joey tell stories is the most enjoyable thing to do.
I also have to say that Joe Rogan is an exceptional interviewer. He offers his guest a platform, asks open-ended questions, allows them to elaborate, and will even adapt to not only gain further personal insight, but to give the best interview for his audience. Massive respect to both of these men. Joey needs a series about his life. Forget Young Sheldon, I will be THE most avid viewer and listener for Young Joey, especially if Joey narrates it.
Dude needs to write memoirs with all his life stories so well be able to know them all. So he doesn't leave anything untold before his time comes. I could listen to his stories forever.
"I'm overstimulated." 😂😂
ahhah "I need psychiatric treatment right now, and IV!"
Joey "Joe Rogan" Diaz
You changin' the game son
gold.
Joey "Let me tell you something" Diaz
😂😂😂
Shit so played out but still hilarious 😂
Joey: Red
Girl: They're Green but good enough.
Miguel Navarrete HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I fucking died at this bit.
Joe died too hahahha
I could listen to Joey all day the guy is an absolute legend
Joey's facial expression at 7:51 (all the way to 8:00) is very sweet - like a little kid who actually made his parents laugh at his jokes
im a simple guy, when Joey Diaz laughs, I laugh
lol
My dream is to become a UFC lightweight champion and to smoke weed with Joe Rogan, Joey, Eddie and Alex Jones.
What about Brendan Shaub?
@@abesoto84 Shaub would be a buzz kill because he's anti weed I think.
well just train so fucking hard you destroy everything,dont stop for a single second,and one day youll get their attention if you get REALLY good and well known,haha. rootin for ya
@@MD-cq4np I've started training and I've been training hard. I'll mention your name one day
You mean bill hicks, yes that would be great
It's shame that Joey Karate never signed with UFC.
Mystic Guru unlockable character in the UFC game
He would've killed someone in there😤
I laughed so hard at this
They wouldnt let him wear his gi
He might sign with belator.
"OMG it's changing flavours !" has me in stitches
Joey Diaz Is a global treasure
There was a girl named Sara at my school and a joke came out that she couldn't get wet so some genius called her Sahara Sara
Sarahah
😂😂
😭😂😂😂😂
thats stupid
Im so dead😂😂😂😂
The closer Italy is from Spain
-Joey Diaz
He needs netflix special already
Soon broham...soon
What does that do? But be overcrowded
@rgtrooper13 The only reason to dislike a streaming service is if you can't afford it. And they rock.
ClassicAdden who can't afford it it's like 10 bucks a month
I think all you have to do is ask. Everyone has one now
I am literally addicted to Joey diaz stories
Joey is definitely the best guest 😂
It was 84’, Rock Hudson was dying.
I didn’t use a condom. I knew the consequences!
Blitzerino I was like FUCK IT
Tremendous
The best day of your life is when you realize that it doesn’t matter if they are all true stories or not, and just enjoy them. 👌🏽
Should be 40 hours long every minute of Joey diaz is greatness
Joey is always my favourite JRE guest. He has the best stories, the best style and the strongest weed. TREMENDOUS
I started laughing so hard when he said "You ever think of that"
I never thought of that before, but I think about it all the time since
Seals stuck on beaches is genuinely important though.
Yeah
This guy has the right idea
Exactly.
He deserves a TV show even if it's all made up.
the stories he says are not made up. They really happened, BUT in most of them he wasnt involved. Although he claims he was there. Its ghetto stories that others did but he includes himself. They are a lot of people that do this.
i.e.m.
The fact that he can make stories so believable without actually being there is what makes him an amazing comedian.
I know man. I dont even care that he lies, its just fun. Comedians are all fucking liars. But that is what is required to be a funny guy. Make up stories..
i.e.m. true but the delivery is why he gets paid the big bucks.
abz998 I work with this Italian plumber from the same area. I asked if he ever heard of joey diaz well this old guy was also a coke head back in the day and joey beat him out of 100 bucks back in the day rofl. When I told him they joey is famous now he said well tell that piece of shit i want my 100 back rofl
Joey "you know me dog" Diaz
Joey "he's changing flavors!" Diaz.
"She blew em, that's it that was the rule." the fucking rule. Beautiful.
“They’re green but good enough” is the best line EVER
"The sensitivity of your inner asshole region is amazing."
"Yeah, it knows."
It nearly stunk
@@holeindanssock156 i ate it
They should make a show in the same style as Everybody Hates Chris but it’s all about Joey. Hell you can even have him do the narration like Chris Rock did.
This man makes the Joe Rogan Podcast classics
Joey diaz has made my life so much better, anytime I think I’m having a day at work or in general I put a podcast on and boom, moods changed, Joey Diaz is a living god. Love this man 🙏🏼
I've watched this at least 20 times and it never gets old. I could listen to Diaz tell stories all day.
"They talk, But they don't say shit!" That should be in a shirt lol
I'm so glad that the world appreciates uncle Joey now a days. This is real comedy.
"I dunno red..." They're green but good enough" fucking killed me
0:43 "you ever think of that" literally knew it was coming and still laughed my balls off
She gave me something... I didn't wear a condom..... I got crabs after that over the holidays...! Hahahahahahahaha
Lmfao🤣🤣🤣
One day i was shitting and i saw crab jump out it was all over jack lolll
A You lul
Fuckin' tremendous.
damn I read this in joeys voice and laughed my ass off
🐖💩
Said like a true doctah
Wash that muffla!
Imagine Joey damn near killing Tom Segura with a story
28:30 What a hilarious sentence, that NO one (else) could get away with saying today . . . 🤣
No one can tell a story like Joey.
I got crabs, over the holidays. Lmao. I had to bring a bomb into the house. Omg. Lmao.
OMG I'm cry'n over here! I could listen to Joey D. all day. OMG!
34:03 "I woke up at 5 in the afternoon and Doug Flutie was throwing that quarterback - that touchdown." 😂😂
I love when joe is actually intrigued when Joey is telling stories
I MEAN, it's really quite simple...
THE WORLD NEEDS MORE JOEY DIAZ'S!!!
(BTW... IDK why??
BUT, Joey & Rogan are SO MUCH MORE FUNNIER on the Podcasts, than doing stand up!!😆 IMO)