It always cracks me up because all my relatives from New Jersey will make that exact quote and use your full ass name when they're about to drop some quantum shit.
I doubt they are true. That gold card he took out was like 45 years ago and that looked as shiny as he found it 2 days ago. Joe looks like he knows Joey is a compulsive liar and he just plays along
Mark Silva there’s no way he can make this shit up. He’s told some of these stories multiple times and they’ve been exactly the same everytime. Exaggerated a little? Probably.
Joey realllllllly needs to write all his damn life story. Swear the fucking god, he could drop a good 4 or 5 film series. Hell, even a damn Netflix Series with a good 20 seasons. It be gold.
Even if most of the stories are comic exaggerations a film or series needs to be made. From him finding his mom dead to climbing into Lucy snorebush's room to kidnapping Kent Vela to present day edible king.
Hell yeah, a good sitcom should be able to be made with all these damn hysterical stories he’s got in his head about his life. A good 8-10 seasons, of 10-12 episodes consistening of 30 minutes each would be fantastic.
If Sammy Gravano is still alive, Joey can probably get away with a couple of crime stories if he doesn't use real names. I am sure he wasn't deep into organised crime walking around with a cops family card in his wallet..I'd say a grain of salt is in order there.
@@vega21 Yep, Plus all the robbing he did in Colorado, San Francisco, Seattle, not to mention getting locked up for kidnapping to going on stage performing for convicts, & his early introduction into the world of comedy. (Not to mention all the fucking drugs he did over the years!)
He's got a way of building up his stories that makes you totally hooked from the beginning. He mention every notable important detail with such precision that makes the story so livid and visual for the listener. And that voice!! I wish he did audiobooks.. or even GPS! What a guy!!
Exactly. Joey is NOT that unique for guy who grew up in 70s in NYC/NJ. There's lots of guys just like him out there. It was different time in a different environment than it is today.
This Mothafucka Said facts these dudes not from NY don’t understand the tri state area was crazy af back thru the 80s and 90s. All of his stories are 100% true with no exaggeration
I live in North Bergen. Back in the 80s some guy came to our apt bldg breaking down the door cause my brother and his friends kicked in his basement apt window or something. If this was today and some guy has the balls to come after my son....i wouldnt hesitate breaking him in half!
“And that was the beginning of my life” -Joey Diaz I think we all should have a moment like there where shit really kicked in gear and we were too young to realize
Aidan Kelly yeah my mom is from the projects in Boston and my dad grew up there too I believe this shit fr cuz my grandmother went to prom w whitey bulger and my crackhead uncle was in the Irish mafia
Its how certain people tell stories, they just exaggerate and add extra details to make a mundane story interesting. He probably only remembers having a neighbor who didn't like kids and made up a story from there.
Foreal it kinda bums me out thinking about it too like I know I have all these great memories but I can't remember them so its like they didnt even happen
Joey is such a damn good storyteller. He plays the rolls in his stories and makes it seem like your there .this man has had a crazy life. I'm glad he talks about it .I could listen to him for days
Exactly. I don't know why some people think he is lying, he is not. I grew up near Joey Diaz and I am only a few years younger then him. I have plenty of crazy experiences that I lived through in the 1980s in North NJ and New York City. I am just not a good story teller and not good at making people laugh like Joey.
I can't listen to Joey Diaz while I'm driving anymore, he goes from whispering to screaming and it scares the shit out of me! He whispers so low that I can't hear him so I turn the volume up, and when I'm not looking, Wham-O! 11 on the volume dial and I shit my pants! Love the content, but I got to be sitting in a recliner with my eyes closed to listen.
Yeah they really need an editor to go back over this and even the audio levels out. There is no sweet spot. He is some times way too loud and simultaneously way too silent when on the same setting. Very poor audio quality when you consider the level this podcast is at
I grew up in Union City and Jersey City next to North Bergen, NJ. I can relate to alot of Joey's stories. You grew up on the streets and yes everyone watched over the neighborhood kids. It was so much different in the 60's and 70's.
I fucking love Uncle Joey but damn do I love his stories even more. The kind of guy I could hear him tell a story he's already told before and still listen just because of the way he's telling it this time.
If a teacher told me not to speak my native language at school, I would go home and have my mother tell me to wise up and speak the native language just like Joey. That's so awesome man. What a great story.
Same upbringing here, inside house we spoke ONLY Armenian and outside spoke American till our hearts content. Forty years later i thank my parents for doing it and now I speak four languages and they both speak six languages each and some of my friends can barely handle American. Joey is a national treasure.
The best story ever. love the stuff u produce Joe I'm young and I really love what u guys and u and other people do. U guys are really teaching me alot I don't think about my past when I watch ur podcasts. Much love
Joey diaz is the king 🤴 of story telling and best of all very believable because we all know they were different times when parents were parents and before internet
Joey Diaz is truly a charm, and I mean that seriously. Since he grew up in a time where everyone was a fucking asshole, the good parts grew on him. He’s a perfect mix of what I love from the 60s and what I love from current day
Jersey raised me!! Love Diaz stories. Spent the 90s in Hudson County. Played pop Warner football against jersey city, union city, Hoboken and the rest. If north Bergen was Hudson county we played th as well but can’t remember. Love to jersey from london
Joey “let me tell you something Joe Rogan” Diaz
derekjlight tremendous
its Joey Diaz's version of Eddie Bravo's "look into it"
derekjlight 🤣🤣🤣
It always cracks me up because all my relatives from New Jersey will make that exact quote and use your full ass name when they're about to drop some quantum shit.
😂
Joeys lived a thousand lives
And a few of them are true
harleyk101 *thousand lies
harleyk101 honestly tho...
I doubt they are true. That gold card he took out was like 45 years ago and that looked as shiny as he found it 2 days ago. Joe looks like he knows Joey is a compulsive liar and he just plays along
Mark Silva there’s no way he can make this shit up. He’s told some of these stories multiple times and they’ve been exactly the same everytime. Exaggerated a little? Probably.
Joey Diaz is gotta be the greatest thing to happen to comedy in my lifetime
Dave Chapelle > all.
Kigoz4Life Patrice O'Neal>all
@d d Hahaha
Ian Ayers So your just gnna ignore the G.O.A.T RICHARD PRYOR 🤦🏽♂️
Kigoz4Life ....corn meal > all
He gets finished telling a wild story then says "then I entered the sixth grade" lmaoooo
LMAOOOO
😂
Joey realllllllly needs to write all his damn life story. Swear the fucking god, he could drop a good 4 or 5 film series. Hell, even a damn Netflix Series with a good 20 seasons. It be gold.
Even if most of the stories are comic exaggerations a film or series needs to be made. From him finding his mom dead to climbing into Lucy snorebush's room to kidnapping Kent Vela to present day edible king.
Hell yeah, a good sitcom should be able to be made with all these damn hysterical stories he’s got in his head about his life. A good 8-10 seasons, of 10-12 episodes consistening of 30 minutes each would be fantastic.
I don't think he could without getting killed. Listen to the TJ English podcast.
If Sammy Gravano is still alive, Joey can probably get away with a couple of crime stories if he doesn't use real names. I am sure he wasn't deep into organised crime walking around with a cops family card in his wallet..I'd say a grain of salt is in order there.
@@vega21 Yep, Plus all the robbing he did in Colorado, San Francisco, Seattle, not to mention getting locked up for kidnapping to going on stage performing for convicts, & his early introduction into the world of comedy. (Not to mention all the fucking drugs he did over the years!)
I want Joey Diaz to narrate a child’s book on audible but he can say whatever he wants 😂
"I don't want your fuckin green eggs and yams, I mean hams whatevah the fuck!"
@@MegaNiQ this fucking grease bawwl cat had a fucking hat on. Eat the fucking green eggs & ham you Guinea fuck!!!
"Cat in the fucking hat, lemme tell ya this pussy was crazy..."
“And then the uhhh fucken uhhh... shit. Uhhh, Poo Bear muthufucka got the honey and uh”
I would pay for that
"I think there's a real benefit in speaking more then one language" - Insightful Joe Rogan
Droedelzak - hahahhahahah
Lmao
Typical Americans.
@@LetsGoGetThem America is better than your shit country. Lol
@@jq7323 America isnt better than most countries don't flatter yourself 😂
his stories are super consistent and blend in if you hear enough of them you can tell they are true maybe a liitle bloated but thats to be expected
I really love this guy, man. He's 100% real, no posing.
Johno Coker you embellish & forget as you get older, but the bones of the story stay the same.
He's got a way of building up his stories that makes you totally hooked from the beginning. He mention every notable important detail with such precision that makes the story so livid and visual for the listener. And that voice!! I wish he did audiobooks.. or even GPS! What a guy!!
Exactly. Joey is NOT that unique for guy who grew up in 70s in NYC/NJ. There's lots of guys just like him out there. It was different time in a different environment than it is today.
This Mothafucka Said facts these dudes not from NY don’t understand the tri state area was crazy af back thru the 80s and 90s. All of his stories are 100% true with no exaggeration
I love how joey Diaz lowers his voice out of habit as if the feds are bugging his house
I lived in North Bergen, Union City and Jersey City New Jersey proud of it. Joey is right those times can't come back just memories.
79th street North Bergen NJ allllll day!
@@home4life505 ayoo 61st north Bergen 💯
2-6!!!!!!!!!!
I live in North Bergen. Back in the 80s some guy came to our apt bldg breaking down the door cause my brother and his friends kicked in his basement apt window or something. If this was today and some guy has the balls to come after my son....i wouldnt hesitate breaking him in half!
I would be absolutely obsessed with a netflix series about coco's life.
They'd probably make him black
“And that was the beginning of my life” -Joey Diaz
I think we all should have a moment like there where shit really kicked in gear and we were too young to realize
Joey diaz looks like an italian from New Jersey
Cubans look like Italians.
JCmasters100 he isnt a fake italian smh he is cuban, he never said he was italian, thats idiots assuming
I damn near thought he was italian too till I first hear him say spanish words
spanish and italian are both latin. they look similar and behave similar
LOOOOL like Vincent Pastore
“I wanna see how this plays out.” Lmaoo
I’m from nj and my parents are a little older than Joey and I believe every ounce of this story cause of them
Aidan Kelly yeah my mom is from the projects in Boston and my dad grew up there too I believe this shit fr cuz my grandmother went to prom w whitey bulger and my crackhead uncle was in the Irish mafia
When he whipped out his gold PBA card I jad to pause the fuckin video from laughing. Thats jersey in a nutshell
Aidan Kelly - my parents grew up in NJ around the same time and I believe Joey’s stories because of them too lol
You ever traveled to Hoboken from the mountain trail? At 2AM?
This shit is Jersey culture
Joey Diaz the uncle we all wish we had. Dude makes me laugh so hard but teaches such good lessons
this guy has an incredible memory i cant even remember what i did last week in this detail
That's coz today we have a constant information overload nowadays...we don't pay attention to the real fucking world around us
Its how certain people tell stories, they just exaggerate and add extra details to make a mundane story interesting. He probably only remembers having a neighbor who didn't like kids and made up a story from there.
@@CanadianCCP idk, its easy to remember stories like the ones that joey tells cuz theyre fuckin insane tbh
Hassan Salahuddin that’s cuz nothing is as memorable as his stories. You need a reason to remember shit.
Foreal it kinda bums me out thinking about it too like I know I have all these great memories but I can't remember them so its like they didnt even happen
Joey is such a damn good storyteller. He plays the rolls in his stories and makes it seem like your there .this man has had a crazy life. I'm glad he talks about it .I could listen to him for days
My dad has a thousand stories that match Joeys to a T. 1960’s and 70’s NY NJ area was no joke.
Exactly. I don't know why some people think he is lying, he is not. I grew up near Joey Diaz and I am only a few years younger then him. I have plenty of crazy experiences that I lived through in the 1980s in North NJ and New York City. I am just not a good story teller and not good at making people laugh like Joey.
I love this story! He really paints the picture and brings it to life so many years later.
I lived my entire life in Trenton NJ. These stories aren’t that far off
Vincent paul is that near Red Bank?
Maxwell Catlett no its more south than that
Same
Aul Joey is a legend. Story time with the guy is always a great show
Joey losing the weight 👍
Can of corn, and he’ll be fine
@@dylprof hahahahahajaj
He wants to live.
420th like
Lookin healthier and breathes less heavy it's good to see
Joey: "You know the short stumpy Italians?"
Joe: Mhm.... 😹😹😹😹
I can hear Joey tell stories for days.
yep. definetitatiealy yes
He reminds me of my grandpa. His stories are incredible. The old man was the same way always the funniest person in the room
"And that was the beginning of my life..."
Joey diaz is legend
Joey "JOE ROGAN" Diaz
The fact Joey can laugh about his life says so much about his character.... Love Da Diaz... ❤️
I love how he looks over at Jamie like he’s talking to both of them, master storytelling
One of his best stories..pulls out the card to prove it 🤣
Half his stories are bullshit.
Joey got “Corona” on his shirt, he knew.
Tiro Jiro Quasimodo ova heer
Always ahead of everyone else.
Said the same thing in December
i was looking for this comment
Joey Diaz got vaccinated for covid back in 1983 at the mall he robbed in Boulder, Colorado
It’s gonna take a lifetime to watch all the amazing Joey Diaz videos 😂 this guy is either relatable or a father figure.
I can't listen to Joey Diaz while I'm driving anymore, he goes from whispering to screaming and it scares the shit out of me! He whispers so low that I can't hear him so I turn the volume up, and when I'm not looking, Wham-O! 11 on the volume dial and I shit my pants! Love the content, but I got to be sitting in a recliner with my eyes closed to listen.
Larry Fazen lol...it's a Cuban thing..TRUST ME I'M CUBAN!..lol
Aceofdiamonds444 , haha AWESOME! LOVE IT
Lmao why did I read this in his voice
@Austin Batton Austin? What kind of name is that?
Yeah they really need an editor to go back over this and even the audio levels out. There is no sweet spot. He is some times way too loud and simultaneously way too silent when on the same setting. Very poor audio quality when you consider the level this podcast is at
my lungs hurt everytime Joey takes a deep breath after each sentence
joey can really tell a story. great voice and demeanor for it
Damn I love being from New Jersey
#973 #862 #201 #551
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It’s north jersey
Jersey is BAR none the best state in the us. Fuckin love it.
What are Jersey girls like
We demand a movie based on Joey Diaz's life story.
Joey has a documentary about his life
Directed by Scorsese
What is the documentary called
@@tylernelson9798 “where I got my balls from” 🤣
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I just stumbled upon this video. Never heard of Joey Diaz. Yet I could listen to this guy day and night.
Just described every day in every neighborhood here in Philly and the whole NE.
I could listen to joey all day every day. The guys an absolute master of telling a narrative
"Sticky Charlie... Mr Martini got him"
How great would it be if Joey brought some old friends from jersey to tell stories?
do you not watch Joey's podcast?
I've really grown to love Joey's story telling
Joey is 1 of the only comics whose stories always seem genuine to me, not too bloated, not stolen, and told well
I grew up in Union City and Jersey City next to North Bergen, NJ. I can relate to alot of Joey's stories. You grew up on the streets and yes everyone watched over the neighborhood kids. It was so much different in the 60's and 70's.
Uncle joey is the greatest
I fucking love Uncle Joey but damn do I love his stories even more. The kind of guy I could hear him tell a story he's already told before and still listen just because of the way he's telling it this time.
If a teacher told me not to speak my native language at school, I would go home and have my mother tell me to wise up and speak the native language just like Joey. That's so awesome man. What a great story.
Joey Diaz is a gift to earth
North Jersey is it's own planet!!! #northjersey
Pure facts bro
#973
201 for life
West New York
201 for life 🤟🏽
I could listen to Joey Diaz alll day man
I could listen to Joey for hrs. God bless him with good health and wealth
Same upbringing here, inside house we spoke ONLY Armenian and outside spoke American till our hearts content. Forty years later i thank my parents for doing it and now I speak four languages and they both speak six languages each and some of my friends can barely handle American. Joey is a national treasure.
Dirty Jersey! Respect! I got a gold PBA card too!! LMAO!
Joey was bringing HEAT this whole episode. Amazing stories and analysis of life.
I see Joey, i click
Joey is spot on on being raised in jersey, im from Newark and man is everything relatable to his time there and me being born in 97 there
Just when I think Joey's stories can't possibly get any better, this is a Hall of Famer!🤣👍😎
Man the way he's telling it i can literally visualise this!
New Jerz in the Building!!! Hudson County North Bergen 88th Street. Jersey Strong 💯
Joey ‘I didn’t really understand the language’ Diaz
Joey is a badass and a legend. A rare breed. Tremendous.
This guy has the best stories. I could sit and listen for hours
Joe "Joe Rogan" Rogan
Roe "Roe Jogan" Jogan
I truly loved Hudson County NJ it was the Best in the 80's
Totally agree with you
I can see Joey as being legit a phenomenal father; what can his kid do that he hasnt already done or been there?
Joey has the best fucking stories ever. I could listen to uncle Joey for days and not get bored
Growing up in jersey city nj in the 2000s, life was very similar to joeys stories
Fucking Hell,,, Diaz and Rogan are Icon's. Rogan gets Diaz talking and you can just see how much Diaz loves Rogan.
The best story ever. love the stuff u produce Joe I'm young and I really love what u guys and u and other people do. U guys are really teaching me alot I don't think about my past when I watch ur podcasts. Much love
I love how Joey always tells the story to Jamie too. Class act Joey
Omg Joe's story telling is AMAZING. He could talk about a trash can and make it sound so interesting haha
I swear I have so many stories like this. I just don't have the vivid memory coco has! His memory is priceless.
When I was 19 I saw New Jersey for the first time and it was like a evil parallel universe...
Stories for days and you know they're all true, really good memory and a crazy ass life
That gold card is a Get Out of Jail Free card in Jersey.
I could listen to Joey tell stories all day.
4:59 how i felt after finishing the sopranos
Joey Diaz.... The most interesting man in the world!!! Period!
“Outside, you speak American” 😂
I'm from New Orleans and joey Diaz seems like someone I know as well. I could listen to him talk all day.
I’m going to start addressing my friends by their full names from now on. To their faces.
Joey diaz is the king 🤴 of story telling and best of all very believable because we all know they were different times when parents were parents and before internet
This better be the opening scene of uncle Joey the movie 😂😂
I'm 51 years old. I swear to god, I want to retire and just sit and listen to Joey Diaz tell me his stories from now until one of us drops dead!
joey maks me want to relive my life form the beginning so i can get into crazy shit
I could listen to Joey Diaz tell stories all day long.
Joey “I Wanna See How This Plays Out” Díaz
Could sit here and listen to uncle Joey all day
“ I wanna see this play out 😂”
Joey Diaz is truly a charm, and I mean that seriously. Since he grew up in a time where everyone was a fucking asshole, the good parts grew on him. He’s a perfect mix of what I love from the 60s and what I love from current day
They need to make a movie based on Joey Diaz’s life.
Joey Diaz can turn ANY fucking story into a god damn movie. This guy is seriously one of the best story tellers 😂.
I grew up in North Bergen joey Diaz speaks the truth
He’s absolutely right about what’s he’s saying. Born n raised in NJ for 24yrs n north bergen is one of those neighborhoods that you don’t go too.
Joey "I'll never forget this" Diaz
Jersey raised me!! Love Diaz stories. Spent the 90s in Hudson County. Played pop Warner football against jersey city, union city, Hoboken and the rest. If north Bergen was Hudson county we played th as well but can’t remember. Love to jersey from london
Joey's life is like a Springsteen song from the 70's 😂😂
“I’ll never forget” - you know it’s gonna be a good one