Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GODZILLA VS. MECHAGODZILLA
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- The king of the monsters returns to battle his robotic double in "Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla"! (1974)
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"Space titanium? You mean it's from outer space?"
"No, it's from Wisconsin..."
Space could mean distance. This metal, is spacious.
I’m from wisconsin
Then send us some "Space Titanium"..... Or maybe some cheese.....extra sharp smoked cheddar preferably
Wisconsin Titanium
The Planet Wisconsin!
15:50 To correct you, King Caesar never forgot he had that ability. The Prism Eye can only capture the energy beams of enemy monsters, which is why Mechagodzilla wisely resorted in using its finger missiles instead, as King Caesar cannot capture projectiles.
I was just about to point that out.
@@Mac14329 I love you goddamn nerds.
@Micah Rutland I agree with your sentiment bud.
Ever wonder why a Polynesian god is named after a Roman Emperor.? And since Caesar is Italian for king, isn't King Caesar redundant.?
@@bentonmarcum8924 That's the doofus localization for you. His Japanese name is King Shisa, his design and role being taken directly from the lion-dog temple guardians.
Now I wish someone would take an entire Godzilla fight and put wrestling commentary over it.
0:37
Godzilla's revenge: come watch me brandon
Brandon: no no no
Godzilla's revenge: Forever, forever, forever, forever and ever
Brandon: NOOOOOOOOO*cries*
Brandon: *turns back to the viewers* So instead I’m gonna skip ahead a little bit. Hopefully you don’t mind.
Gabara: "HEE-HAW!"
Heeere's Kenny!
Zilla: "Watch me instead"
Godzilla Earth: "Watch me too"
here's a fun fact, the battle of Anguirus & fake Godzilla is a reminder of Godzilla Raids Again
Wait a minute, King Caesar and Godzilla tag teaming against Mechagodzilla?
Were they inspired by this in the final battle on Godzilla vs. Kong? Just replace a weird lion/dog guardian kaiju with a giant gorilla with an axe.
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Maybe?
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 yeah, and godzilla vs Kong; That mecha-godzilla was made by king ghidorah.
it is SUPPOSED to as this was the 20th Godzilla film
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Nah, it _really wasn't._ The simple fact is, Godzilla and Kong teaming up against a bigger threat was inevitable; it was only a matter of who won the "true villain" roulette wheel, and it landed on Mechie.
You can tell that scenes from the movie were inspired by the original King Kong vs. Godzilla - like when Kong blocks Godzilla's ray with the handle of his axe, or when Kong is getting air-lifted by the helicopters. So it's clear the filmmakers were paying homage.
So if they _really_ wanted to reference _this_ film, then the Final Battle actually would've had Godzilla contribute _a lot more_ against Mechagodzilla than grabbing one of his arms, and then blast-charging Kong's axe. If anything, we should've gotten a scene where Godzilla restrains Mechagodzilla from behind, while Kong slashes at him with the axe.
Godzilla ripping Anguirus's jaw off traumatized me
10:06 - "We'll use a human who knows "space technology" " - says the alien who knows brandy snifter technology.
Maybe the "space titanium" was actually supposed to be a scale of Ghidorah, and that was why the girl saw him in her vision, but it was left out because they wanted the focus to be on Mecha Godzilla. This Space titanium could have come from Ghidorah, it would make sense for the aliens to know of it and make use of it.
I would have guessed Gigan
9:18 In Germany, Mecha-Godzilla was called "King Kong". I'm so not even kidding.
this is true
For some reason, both "King Kong" and "Frankenstein" became a sort of shorthand for "monster" in German movie titles back then.
On a side note, for those who didn't know King Caesar/King Seesar (for a while everyone called him King Seesaw) is derived from "shisa/shiisaa," which are real-life statues of dog-lion guardian spirits found outside Okinawan temples.
+ScreamingScallop It was because of the success of the German release of "Frankenstein Conquers the World" that a lot of kaiju entries had "Frankenstein" in their German title. I guess the German distributors had high hopes that this tactic could boost the movie's release.
In Mexico, he was called Mekaking
Did I just read your comment correctly?
That part with the Godzilla’s Revenge box was pure comedic genius
Brandon: "Do you know how Godzilla defeats Mechagodzilla?"
Me: By pulling a move he learned from watching Ernest Goes to Jail!
By showing him Justin Beiber and throw it into a volcano.
M.G is a BIIGG fan
Even better force him to watch the Godzilla anime while having to wear mlp clothes and listen to sanness singing. Yeah he will want to die
-Disclaimer doesn't work on kiryu, mg2 or anime mg
He probably learned that one from Kong.
Arguably the most well made of the Showa era films. And my favorite MechaGodzilla by far.
Yup, this one is great, and my personal favorite Showa entry.
It's my favorite of the whole Godzilla series! Such a great movie!
This, Godzilla 54,Terror of Mechagodzilla and Godzilla vs King Kong my favorites
"I gotta a song that'll wake him up" CLASSIC BRENDON
"We start with Anguirus looking like he's on his way to the Fortress of Solitude before being blown up by the movie's title!"
Don't you jus hate when the film's title blows you up like that? I mean, it must have happened to Kenny...
I remember first seeing this the day after I first saw Godzilla 1985. I was completely convinced Godzilla had dug his way from the volcano he was trapped in to that warehouse he burst out from. At four years old that is bulletproof logic. Plus the magnet powers never seemed off since this was the first Godzilla movie I watched repeatedly.
I recently ordered Godzilla 1985 on bluray and got disc 7 of the Showa bluray collection in the second disc tray accidentally.
Someone somewhere is kicking themselves while I'm enjoying two of my favorite Showa flicks.
🤘😎
Yes, space has chunks of rocks with rare metals in them just floating around. Our Astroid Belt has such rocks but I doubt we can map every single Astroid in the belt. Still the joke was hilarious 😂
The joke should have been why would they call it space titanium instead of just regular titanium. Is it like a new element, that he just named space titanium on the spot?
@@ZacharyBittner It was 1974, everything was space this and space that.
I hope to live long enough to see space mining start.
Actually, we have mapped every large asteroid in the main belt. The only ones we don't know about are either tiny or have highly eccentric orbits. Also the ones from other solar systems that shoot through every now and then... and may sometimes get captured!
@@Alondro77 we currently have a ghost moon because of that according to an article I read about a year ago.
I'm very nostalgic for this movie, it was one of the first movies I ever saw with blood in it, and it legitimitely enthralled me as a kid. I always thought the one monster was named "King Seesaw" which seemed weird to me as a child.
JeffyOnROBLOX 2332 1 year late moron
@@ArmlessSteve4487 You're the one replying to a comment from 2 years ago. You fucking moron.
What r you guys arguing aboot'?
As a kid I called him "King dogbird" because I could never pronounce his name correctly.
@@SoberIrishman is
King Caesar reminds me of a primaddona who won't come out their dressing room until their petty demands are met.
A lot of those demands aren't "petty" at all. Example; Van Halen was famous for the "bowl of M&Ms in the dressing room, no brown ones" rider. Seems crazy, right? The reason for it is that VH was one of the first acts to bring sophisticated stage performances to second-tier venues. That meant a lot of inexperienced and often-understaffed crews setting-up stunts that could be incredibly dangerous to the band. How do you make sure the crew read the instructions carefully and followed all of them? By making your insane M&Ms demand. Viola; you see one brown M&M in your dressing room, and you know the crew half-assed it, so you'd best not perform lest you get your ass fried.
There are petty riders, sure, but they aren't all that.
9:08 I was waiting so long for someone to mix a sound clip of Arnold Schwarzenegger and MechaGodzilla together! Thank you Brandon!
Hie monstermike93
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Those big chunks of metal are called asteroids, but there mostly iron
Space iron?
Wanted to comment this so bad.
space iron?
You mean it comes from space?
Their
I LOVE what you did to get King Caesar the f up.
This man is hilarious. Best Godzilla reviews on RUclips.
yes
Best Godzilla TOY reviews: Jobbythehong
Yep. He is to movie reviews what AVGN is to game reviews
Agree.
100th like!
The WWE, the Mortal Kombat, and the Terminator references made me laugh.
"are there just big chunks of metal hanging around in space waiting for aliens to mine them?" YES, actually .
And maybe in the future we would be the ones mining them.
This is one of those movies that I watched every week as a young kid. Lots of action and it has probably the most entertaining human segments which is a rarity in these types of movies. The whole ape transformation thing was scary but fun when I was young.
Technically king Cesar has the ability to shoot energy attack back at his opponents so missles would work
As a wrestling and Godzilla fan... that Jim Ross segment will always kill me
The song is called, Miyarabi's Prayer
Translation
Even the great burning sun
Pierces through the curtain.
Beautiful morning sun
From sleep
The star wakes
My Shisa.
Beloved star of the beach, we are waiting for you to be here.
Shisa, strongly help,
Hear the young children's lament;
The tears on their cheeks.
Grant us your help.
Listen! My heart
Is burning! Is burning!
Shisa! Shisa! Shisa! King Shisa!
Even the great burning sun
pierces through the curtain.
Beautiful morning sun.
From sleep
the star wakes
my Shisa.
Beloved fruit of the coconut tree, we are waiting for you to be here.
Shisa, strongly help;
Red king of the day, I am calling you.
Listen to my request, grant me this.
Listen my heart
Is waiting! Waiting!
Shisa! Shisa! Shisa! King Shisa!
Impressive.
Wow I never knew the translation. This is great
Cool, but, "beloved fruit of the coconut tree"??
@majooismajoryou're thinking of shisha
Still not as good as Mothra’s song
It's definitely one of my favorite Godzilla movies. That being said, Godzilla becoming Magneto was as head scratching as it was awesome!
I'm not here to correct you, I'm here to honestly say the I'll steal the name Magento because it sounds cool to me for some reason.
@@eduardoherrera2368 Magento is a well known e-commerce software package that's been around for 16 years, so you're a bit too late, it's already trademarked...
Crap! Well, that won't stop me from stealing it; I'll just need to put an "h" somewhere and it'll be done like dinner!
Magneto
@@InquisitorXarius
Dammit, I just noticed the typo. Thanks for pointing it out so I could fix it.
My favorite line from this movie is when the alien commander says "Damn Godzilla! You're mistaken if you think your powers are a match for Mechagodzilla." It should've end with him adding " Naaaaa".
Nah, it’ll be fine.
Plot Hole: The Aliens built Mechagodzilla so shouldn't they know how to repair their own death machine
Just because you can pilot something doesn't mean you know how to put it back together when you break it. Though, you would think they would have brought some of there enginers with them.
I think they just used him to speed up the process honestly
Maybe they didn’t have the stuff like metal and money to buy it etc
The aliens did not build Mechagodzilla. They 'bought' him from other aliens who had built him.
The xelians did better with anime mg
Super mg was great
And I see kiryu as the Godzilla version of Captain America
One of my favorite Godzilla movies. Watched it about a hundred times on VHS when I was a kid.
Don't forget, Godzilla can make logic his...well...unruly female dog.
Btw, "Simon Says" to wake up King Cesar...PERFECT!
Man...you know godzilla is going to have a rough day when his enemy is capable of drawing blood....and considering how many times godzilla has bled out throughout all three series i'm surprised he hasn't already bled to death especially considering at least one of the movies tells us that while godzilla is capable of healing himself it's actually a pretty slow process
So is Terror of Mechagodzilla next? Or are we going back to Godzilla's Revenge? Or just going to a random film in the series like Godzilla vs Gigan? I just can't wait for another Godzilla review!
Pulling new powers out of their ass is a trait every Japanese monster and giant robot possesses!🤣🤣🤣
Loved the Jim Ross stuff, I sometimes think about him going mental when watching other Godzilla movies myself, especially Godzilla vs. Destoroyah.
Godzilla's Revenge (AKA All Monsters Attack) isn't so bad; you just have to go in with the right frame of mind. It's not a Godzilla movie at all. It's the story of a bullied neglected latchkey kid growing up in the shittiest industrialized crime-ridden wasteland in all of Japan who DREAMS about Godzilla. (And, okay, Godzilla's kid Minya.) Side note: The kid's elderly toy-maker neighbor is the actor who played the outrageous Dr. Who in King Kong Escapes.
It's Minilla, but I agree with you
He was also Doctor Shinigami in Kamen Rider.
Thank you...I feel Godzilla's Revenge is the most tragically underrated, misunderstood and frankly _overhated_ movie in the Godzilla franchise...when honestly, it's one of the smartest and surprisingly deep. It came as quite a shock to me when people hated on the movie for frankly _trivial things_ - like the stock footage. (When you consider the fact that home media _wasn't_ a thing back at it's release and wouldn't be for a few years - meaning if you missed a Godzilla movie in theaters, you _missed it for good_ - it was a great way to catch-up on all the Godzilla action you might've missed from other movies.)
And honestly, this running joke of Brandon being too afraid to review the movie really has me wondering if he's actually going to stick to his guns and hate on it as much as it's reputation suggests, or if he's trying to fake us all out and reveal that he actually appreciates the movie for what it is.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH.
DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY! DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY! HE KILLED HIM! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!
HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES!
DECAPATATIOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!
Out of all the Godzilla movies who reviewd, This one is Actually my favorite one of the 70's Godzilla movies. thank you Brandon Tenold.
Hedorah (1971) Gigan (1972) are very good.
@@treystephens6166 Well Gigan (1972) had a lot stock footage. Plus it the characters are really great in the movies. So not really good.
@@megalon73 the girls were cute 🥰 stock footage from what film? Almost all the old Godzilla movies are full of stock footage. Hedorah (1971) is awesome for Keiko Mari 🥰
@@treystephens6166 I say between Godzilla vs. Hedorah and Godzilla vs MechaGodzilla are the best in the 70's. since they weren't using a lot of recycling the same shot's like, gigan and Megalon. heck even Terror of MechaGodzilla.
@@megalon73 Attack All Monsters (1971) after many viewings I don’t think is all that bad. It’s Far from the Best but it’s kind of funny.
I get the feeling he's saving Godzilla's Revenge for his 200th Episode.
Apart from from some overlooked details I noticed you mention that are explicitly stated in the film, this is still an entertaining review! Nicely done! Also great to see another kaiju fan who likes wrestling too!
2:29
Ironically, the guy who composed "Son of Godzilla" also composed this movie as well (hence why the track of Godzilla fighting Kumonga was used for King Caesar vs. Mechagodzilla)
Goji73 k
love your creepypasta videos
Actually there are metal just floating in space Brandon their called asteroid in space and meteorites on earth, but there is metal just floating in space other wise it a good review.
Do Godzilla Final Wars! It has a lot of monster action too!
Finally after 2 years your wish has been granted!
@@Mortiis558 damnit stole my comment lol
Your about 2 years early
Love final wars that movie is just fucking
Awesome
This was a very nice review, I was nodding my head a lot like "yep, that's exactly what I'd be saying too" :)
Hey man I just wanted to say that I've recently started watching all of you're Godzilla content and it's incredible! You're videos are amazing and I can't wait for the future reviews. Keep it up!
2:39 I like how they put calm music over that part.
I love how it's been 3 years and you still haven't done Godzilla's Revenge. I can't say I blame you, it's a rough one. Plus you've done all the movies it replays anyway!
0:36 "You can't hide from me forever. Come. Join the dork side."
Actually Godzilla vs Mecha Godzilla was never aimed towards kids. In fact Toho stated they were done making kid friendly Godzilla films in 1974. They wanted to attract older audiences. I mean many people who reviewed this even mentions this.
John Reeves but the movie is rated G
So THAT'S why this movie featured blood and gore!
@@ArmlessSteve4487 Only in America. Cuz apparently the MPAA didn’t bother to watch the movie. Plus Planet Of The Apes and other 60’s movies were rated G by mistake.
@@Shadowrulzalways oh
@@Shadowrulzalways Planet of the Apes isn't particularly "adult", at least not in the ways the MPAA rates. The story is deeply disturbing, but there's almost no violence, gore, sex, etc. Not sure why you think it needed a higher rating.
For anyone not already in the know, the name of Godzilla's furry ally in this film is King "Shisa". The Shisa are creatures from Okinawan mythology. They're a sort of mythical guard dog. Placing two Shisa statues in front of one's house is said to ward off certain evils. Why the localization changes the kaiju's name to Cesar is beyond me. Especially when he doesn't look even remotely Roman. Then again, I wouldn't expect American movie companies in the 70's to know anything about Okinawan culture.
19:16 Big Jake with John Wayne was rated G and he fights a machete-wielding murderer hired alongside a child-killing, half-Apache gunfighter by Richard Boone to murder his 8-year-old grandson over a 20 year grudge. They even butcher his dog and he says "son of a bitch": twice! Silent Running and Across the Great Divide also come to mind...
Robert Corbell ah yes, those were the times when men were men and women were women. Both figuratively and literally.
For no particular reason, King Caesar is my favorite monster from the Godzilla franchise
The King Caesar song is actually pretty catchy.
Uhh Mothra is a better theme
But you can't math mechagodzilla's theme
Im more of a jet jaguar theme guy myself
This was by far the best 70s Godzilla movie great action special effects great soundtrack and pretty good humans a little slow in the middle and king Caesar song is too long but still pretty good and would rank it as my 12th favorite
An old independent Phoenix tv station that was AZ's source for everything Godzilla had a cool commercial for their Godzilla marathons. They used clips from this film with The Police song "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da". Sounds hokey now but was pretty cool back in the day.
11:22 Even though at the time I didn't know I was watching a Godzilla movie, this whole scene scared the shit out of me as a kid. I can still remember seeing him hooting like a gorilla and screaming like a man while watching it off my family's old, wooden, dial covered, box set TV. *sighs in nostalgia*
This MG is one of the most badass enemies of all.
This was your funniest Godzilla review
he did... once.
+Godzi11nano Kaiju fuck you!!!😠
First Godzilla flick I ever saw. I was six and have been a massive fan since. Watched this on bluray the other night and I still enjoyed the hell out of it.
You really deserve more subs. These reviews are always great.
18:41 DECAPITATION!!! i know where you got that from XD
A quote from Jack Black 18:42
Shall I be honest, I kind of like this version of Mechagodzilla best, where he's the one we're supposed to be rooting AGAINST!! The later versions had him be the creation of humans, which I understand, but am not all that behind. The 90s Mechagodzilla film had a bit of a dumb design in my opinion, and the dialogue from that movie had me rooting for the monsters, who I'm supposed to be AGAINST!! The third MechaG had a better update in the design and actually looked like a robotic Godzilla, but it still had the human origin, so meh.
I agree. I liked the 90s film, but that's because Godzilla wins and is ultimately the hero. I didn't like the Kiryu films: they just felt like generic Mecha anime and Godzilla some generic kaiju.
I quite liked Kiryu. His design is really badass and he has a character arc. He does more then just have the purpose of being built to destroy his flesh counterpart. He was built over Gojira 54’s skeleton which gives him the memories of that incarnation. So he has character development in furfilling his purpose and accepting who he is. The ending of Tokyo S.O.S. made me cry when he bids farewell to his pilot
What about the new Mechagodzilla made by Apex?
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Still man made, but at least he’s a villain.
I agree with you bro
I finally got to this gem. One of my favorites. It seems to have everything . Dude, you are so hilarious in this review. Thanks for the laughs.
Hope you can do another animated movie sometime this year but this was great!
When I tell you you are the best and most epic reviewer on RUclips I mean that! Lmaooooo I have not laughed so hard in a long time! You are the best! The funny thing is I was laid up in the hospital trying to find something to watch and fell asleep and woke up to your channel I am so glad I didn’t turn off my iPad lol this is epic!
This is one of your best reviews yet. You are spot on and on fire here.
Thanks for your great stuff :)
I just can't stop watching from the 15.00 minute mark to the 15.40 mark .. pure awesomeness
He finally used the "ooh shiiit." Clip
King Caesar: "SHIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYTTTTTT!!!!!!!"
He needs to use that every video. It's hilarious.
I love how that cover of Godzilla's Revenge uses 84Goji along with a weird render of Minilla.
Had me dying from the first 5 minuets good job Brandon
Scratch that first minuet
Just started following your channel and I’m also a huge Godzilla fan. Your reviews are fantastic and this movie is also one of my favorite ones too.
It was hilarious when you stared at Godzilla's Revenge.
Speaking of the whole rating thing, in the 1970's version of Romeo and Juliet, there's BEEEWBS and it's PG. It's like Beastmaster having tits and being PG too. Ah...how times have changed...
1968. Franco Zefferelli's Romeo and Juliet was 1968. Plus countless other films come to mind from the era.
Looking at the content of Romeo and Juliet it would qualify for a PG13 rating given the factional fighting between their two families and the murder suicide that Romeo and Juliet did.
Yeah, but, these days we want to make sure our kids grow up into snowflakes too weak to face reality, so, let's protect them from the facts of life as long as we can to increase the trauma when it bites them in the ass.
I love this movie! Glad you're reviewing it.
The aliens look like they’re wearing the “quasi-futuristic clothes” designed by Dr Evil lol
MORE GODZILLA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
2:10
Brandon: Fuck yeah this intro is awesome!!!!!!!!
Movie: HAHAHAHA, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
In my top 5 that's for sure, when it comes to Kaiju movies anyway.
Also when is Shin Godzilla?
"I think someone's watching us."
"I hope so. We are making a movie."
Do Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla!
16:30 I don’t know why but I died on this part
"SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!!" LOL
16:56 Brandon: he even blows up stuff that has nothing to do with the fight
Me: so he’s like the military from Godzilla 1998
And the military from Reptilian
15:21
Funny, if very blunt, wake up call.
I wasn't expecting this from a godzilla movie... Have you never seen a godzilla movie with Mothra in it? the singing is the best part.
The person who made this made Godzilla vs megalon, Godzilla vs the sea monster, Godzilla son,and Godzilla vs gigan
Holy shit guess he got lucky with this movie
Jun fukuda had his redemption with this movie
lemonbemon while I do enjoy his previous work I would say the is the best Godzilla he made
@@Randomshit2727 for sure
This is one my favorite Godzilla films.
I know i'm about to explain a 70's monster movie,but the space titanium could be from asteroid or meteorite
or cybertron blew up
+bold buster I'd watch Godzilla vs Transformers
+darkservantofheaven mecha Godzilla made an appearance in a transformers game so I'd believe it XD
Brandon3685
It's not actually mechagodzilla but it looks damn close to it xD
I've seen this video several times, and that "oh Jesus' always makes me laugh.
So mecha-godzilla was defeated by having his head twisted off, even though it was rapidly rotating before to generate the force field. Japan logic.
Godzilla tore it off at the base of the neck not where the head rotates.
+KaijuPrince1968 that makes more sense
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I think it is a locking mechanism
He also twisted it the wrong way.
The Okinawan woman seeing a vision of King Ghidorah, only for it to be fulfilled by Mechagodzilla, is eerily prophetic of what happened in “Godzilla vs Kong.”
Minilla looks creepy as fuck in that cover at the begonning.
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II anyone?
Hell yeah!!!
Gojirawars 03 dinosauro do parque ti0 reks
Do godzilla's revenge and final wars.
Fun fact the same guy that the Noble peace prize is named after also made dinomit
Godzilla Vs Mechagodzilla is a classic
I can’t watch this movie without thinking of Brandon Tenold now lol. “Japanese Charles Bronson”, “We’re gonna throw a chair at you, you can act, make it work!”, “Did these aliens even build Mechagodzilla, or did they just steal him, why can’t they fix their own damn robot!”. Lmao, so many great jokes! I love this movie, but Brandon’s commentary makes it all the more enjoyable!
well there are big chunks of metal floating around in space; asteroids
Wow, you actually made Godzilla's Revenge scary!