Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: LEGEND OF THE DINOSAURS

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @weldonwin
    @weldonwin 9 лет назад +254

    I think I can explain the soundtrack a little. In the 1970's, movie studios were getting taken over by other corporations, like soft drinks makers and the like, who didn't understand movies, but did understand bussiness and so started handing down mandates to the film makers, to do things a certain way. Disco was huge at the time and much, much cheaper to produce a disco soundtrack, as opposed to the traditional orchestral soundtrack. Beleive me when I say, Star Wars came very close to having a disco soundtrack slapped on it by STudio Mandate and as funny as it may sound, Darth Vader wouldn't be nearly as intimidating with an Isaak Hayes Blacksploitation theme tune.

    • @mrthewubbie
      @mrthewubbie 5 лет назад +18

      Wow, so discovery star Wars that was all over the radio was actually accurate? Neat.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 2 года назад +9

      Now i actually want to see the hallway scene with Isaac hayes music.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 2 года назад +24

      @@crimsondynamo615 "Who's the Badass Sith Lord, who's a death-machine to all the Rebs?"
      *"VADER!!!*
      "Dayum Riiiiiight..."

    • @mrgodzillaraptors8632
      @mrgodzillaraptors8632 2 года назад +2

      Damm that's crazy

    • @jaymartin8273
      @jaymartin8273 2 года назад +9

      Yikes! All I can say to that is: "thank god for John Williams!" :=)

  • @edwardmosher2237
    @edwardmosher2237 5 лет назад +404

    In retrospect, Godzilla burning Tokyo to the theme song, disco inferno, best thing ever.

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 4 года назад +23

      My guess for more inappropriate music for iconic kaiju scenes:
      King Kong's first appearance in the 1933 classic: "King Kong" (you might know it from one of the BEN Drowned videos)
      King Kong fighting the T-rex (1933) or the V-rex (2005): The DK Rap
      Gamera flying in Gamera vs. Guiron: "I Believe I Can Fly"
      The Trespasser kaiju coming from the portal in Pacific Rim: "Fuck da Police"
      Rodan flying in Moscow in Destroy All Monsters!: "Moskau"
      Ultraman vs. Alien Baltan: John Cena's theme
      The megalodon attacking people in The Meg: "Baby Shark"

    • @NoNamenoonehere
      @NoNamenoonehere 4 года назад +6

      I myself would like a remixed ,special edition with disco inferno music

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 4 года назад +17

      More inappropriate kaiju music:
      King Ghidorah's awakening in KotM: "Ice Ice Baby"
      Hedorah in Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster: "Crawling" by Linkin Park
      George, Lizzie, and Ralph fighting in Rampage: "Sweet Dreams are Made of This"
      Mechagodzilla in Ready Player One: Transformers theme song

    • @gojirafan5437
      @gojirafan5437 3 года назад +10

      Super Mechagodzilla Transformation: “Go Green Ranger Go” from Power Rangers

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 года назад +5

      Especially with Japanese children crying.

  • @SandtigerrShark
    @SandtigerrShark 9 лет назад +258

    Replacing the ost from that scene from Gojira with "Disco Inferno" was one of the best things I've ever seen on youtube.

    • @josephochoa9861
      @josephochoa9861 5 лет назад +11

      It's funny but it makes sense

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 5 лет назад +6

      One of my favorite riffs

    • @BobungusHumphries
      @BobungusHumphries 5 лет назад +1

      Burn baby Burn

    • @NoNo-qd9sy
      @NoNo-qd9sy Год назад +5

      I understand his point about music setting the tone but your right, Disco Inferno made Gojira suddenly a hundred times more awesome.

    • @oobrocks
      @oobrocks Год назад +2

      It was awesome 😅

  • @bonineto9638
    @bonineto9638 9 лет назад +166

    legend of the discosaurs

  • @DeepEye1994
    @DeepEye1994 5 лет назад +48

    Playing funky '70s disco music would've improved Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, it also has more or less the same writing quality.

    • @cyborgparrot1996
      @cyborgparrot1996 2 года назад +8

      At least the Dinosaurs looked better in that then the ones in this garbage heap do (they aren't even actual dinosaurs) despite the former being mostly CGI with occasional animatronics and practical effects

  • @josephmarsh5031
    @josephmarsh5031 5 лет назад +224

    "It's like watching a kite with epilepsy fight a garden hose!" Lol.

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 4 года назад +5

      Or a drunken pigeon fighting a ball python

    • @andrewgan557
      @andrewgan557 4 года назад +8

      @@nicholaslienandjaja1815 if this is rebooted it will be like an giant flying giraffe stork fighting an giant stiff necked biological torpedo

    • @varanid9
      @varanid9 3 года назад +11

      "The Giant Claw vs the Loch Ness Horror"

    • @Voodoomaria
      @Voodoomaria 3 года назад +6

      I'm still laughing over "Clint Far-Eastwood"

    • @moneylove7526
      @moneylove7526 Год назад +2

      Paper airplane vs paper sord

  • @YotsubaSnake
    @YotsubaSnake 10 лет назад +206

    They obviously spent most of their budget on the funky soundtrack Brandon.

    • @codiak2680
      @codiak2680 5 лет назад +20

      Not to mention all the drugs for the cast and crew, it was the 70s.

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 5 лет назад +7

      They spent on cropdusters filled with cocaine , one at 9:AM, noon, and 4:37pm,everyday of the shoot

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 3 года назад +4

      Most? I'm pretty sure they spent all the money on cocaine pot and the funk, then just bribed everyone to do the rest with the drugs and jams.

  • @SasquaDash
    @SasquaDash 3 года назад +72

    "She's fallen into the last 20 minutes of the American Godzilla"
    We're going to have to be more specific when we talk about the "American Godzilla" now...

  • @skug9bob
    @skug9bob 3 года назад +52

    "And if a two-headed calf appears, there will be a plague of hornets, and the harvest will be sub-standard."

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 2 года назад +1

      locusts

    • @Isaac-hm6ih
      @Isaac-hm6ih 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@dansmith1661 Nah, that's if there's a two headed goat 😆

    • @vlexonkol8466
      @vlexonkol8466 6 месяцев назад

      So, New Vegas?

  • @clintmcbride7830
    @clintmcbride7830 2 года назад +84

    Clint Far-Eastwood is still one of my favorite jokes of yours. Gets. Me. Every. Time.

    • @perineum6
      @perineum6 2 года назад +2

      I had to listen to it twice to make sure I heard him say what I thought I heard him say. LOL

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 2 года назад +2

      Whats even more hilarious is that Cowboy Movies and Samurai Movies took from each other and at time streight up ripped each other off.

    • @thegnarledpirate9198
      @thegnarledpirate9198 2 года назад +2

      @@forickgrimaldus8301 Cowboys are just Samurai with guns.

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 2 года назад +2

      @@thegnarledpirate9198 if you want to be a bit meta Samurai and Cowboy movies also took from Medieval and Shakespear Movies so uh yeah

    • @Lee-Darin
      @Lee-Darin Год назад

      Love the Copyright Infringement Gang

  • @mst3KGf
    @mst3KGf 10 лет назад +304

    On top of everything else wrong with this flick, the title is also a lie as there are no dinosaurs, since neither pleisiosaurs nor pterodactyls were actually dinosaurs.

    • @grendel8342
      @grendel8342 7 лет назад +31

      agreed, why lie about the animals in the movie. Its like showing a spinosaurus on the movie poster and it ends up being a crocodile in the actual movie.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 6 лет назад +30

      Not to mention an actual monster bird would STILL be a dinosaur

    • @grendel8342
      @grendel8342 6 лет назад +2

      yup

    • @andrewgan557
      @andrewgan557 6 лет назад +3

      mst3KGf a common cultural misconception

    • @rozu583
      @rozu583 5 лет назад +1

      Sorry: *pterosaurs

  • @baconbits4123
    @baconbits4123 6 лет назад +109

    14:37 Actually, that's a _rhamphorynchus;_ but considering how sketchy the science in this movie is, we're lucky it wasn't a photo of a pigeon.

    • @varanid9
      @varanid9 5 лет назад +4

      A rhamphorynchus?? Wait..........that's what the Mahars in "At the Earth's Core" were, too. 2 movies in 1? A new concept in cinema!

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 5 лет назад +10

      Rhamphorhyncus were the size of seagulls, so making sense would be too much to ask from this movie

    • @BobungusHumphries
      @BobungusHumphries 5 лет назад +4

      calm down Dr. Grant

    • @medinamojo
      @medinamojo 4 года назад +9

      @@Tareltonlives plus they are designed to eat mostly fish, as there bill with the protrusions were meant for gripping slippery prey...but apparently this one would rather attack pleiseasaur

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 года назад +9

      @@medinamojo Ironically, most Pleiosaurs had VERY similar teeth. But this one thinks people are fish...for some reason. And can go on land....for some reason. And have an supernaturally strong neck.....for some reason

  • @jaycorbett1662
    @jaycorbett1662 10 лет назад +165

    Your seriously one of the funniest and charming guys on the internet.whenever I'm sick or sad I watch one of these and I'm fine.thanks for all your awesome videos.

    • @Goblinhandler
      @Goblinhandler 6 лет назад

      Jay Corbett it’s Ali A tananananatanana

    • @institutokleos
      @institutokleos 3 года назад +3

      He's awesome, much better than Nostalgia Critic!

    • @GRex3385
      @GRex3385 3 года назад +1

      @@institutokleos That's not saying much.
      No disrespect to Brandon (He's awesome) but almost anyone would be better than NC. Not being an insensitive, self-absorbed douche should be a fairly low bar.

  • @donaldlang1871
    @donaldlang1871 5 лет назад +35

    Hey man, Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend is a classic

  • @skyslasher2297
    @skyslasher2297 7 лет назад +36

    15:47 and a Brandon meme was born

  • @killSeal
    @killSeal 10 лет назад +102

    What the funk?

  • @joejupiter4138
    @joejupiter4138 8 лет назад +66

    Actually, that "pterodactyl" is a rhamphorhynchus. Gives the movie a whole new dimension, don't it?

    • @Cybermat47
      @Cybermat47 8 лет назад +6

      Joe Jupiter they sure got the size of it right, huh?

    • @varanid9
      @varanid9 6 лет назад +4

      After 100 million years, it grew to that size.

    • @drdreddmanofmystery9482
      @drdreddmanofmystery9482 6 лет назад +5

      Since I don't know what that is, no, no it doesn't.

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 2 года назад +1

      gesundheit

  • @mikeys2986
    @mikeys2986 8 лет назад +60

    They never showed this where I was as a kid. I still haven't seen it.
    Somehow, I'm kinda glad.
    Wow. that's bad.
    That's why Godzilla's humming Disco Inferno to himself while destroying Tokyo... he's trying to burn all copies of this movie from ever happening...

    • @MikeJohnson-yh4lg
      @MikeJohnson-yh4lg 4 года назад

      It’s a movie so bad, you have to actually experience it yourself to fully comprehend. Being told how bad it is will never allow you to fully appreciate how bad it is.

  • @timhutchinson3264
    @timhutchinson3264 9 лет назад +85

    Clint FarEastwood! LMFAO!!!

    • @Jeflexful
      @Jeflexful 8 лет назад +2

      +Tim Hutchinson yeah. that cracks me up too!

    • @timhutchinson3264
      @timhutchinson3264 3 года назад

      @J. C. Good timing! 😄

  • @willcagle
    @willcagle 8 лет назад +26

    "good news u survived a earthquake bad news u awoke at lake placid" XD

  • @deathgoddragon3698
    @deathgoddragon3698 10 лет назад +13

    Another interesting parallel between this movie and Jaws is that Steven Spielberg had to shoot around and/or hide his film's special effects because they largely didn't work. Clearly this movie should have taken the same route.

  • @Dinosaur_News_Center
    @Dinosaur_News_Center 10 лет назад +88

    I like how this is called Legend of the Dinosaur and there's not a single dinosaur in it. Just a Plesiosaur and Pterosaur.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 года назад +4

      It's a common misconception.

    • @GoGojiraGo
      @GoGojiraGo 4 года назад +5

      @natgal They're reptiles who aren't closely related to dinosaurs.

    • @sergiubleoca9917
      @sergiubleoca9917 4 года назад +4

      @@GoGojiraGo Pterosaurs are closely related to dinosaurs, even if they are not true dinosaurs they are a sister clade.

    • @thedeadcannotdie
      @thedeadcannotdie 3 года назад +3

      Well 'Legend of the Aerial and Marine Preshistoric Reptiles' doesn't have the the same ring to it so that could be forgiven.
      I mean Jurassic park also had mostly cretaceous dinosaurs 🤷

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 3 года назад +1

      @@thedeadcannotdie ironically they did eventually make Camp Cretaceous lol . Which does have an okay sounds from the double c . But idk Cretaceous park vs Jurassic park . It could be because of it being around so long but Cretaceous park just doesn't sound as intimidating, if that makes sense.

  • @blackharvest6541
    @blackharvest6541 10 лет назад +58

    this is as if barney screwed the loch ness monster and this is what came out.

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 4 года назад +6

      I call the plesiosaur from this movie "The Crack Ness Monster"

    • @blackharvest6541
      @blackharvest6541 4 года назад +3

      @@nicholaslienandjaja1815 seems legit, it looks like it would creep out of the water just to ask for 3.50

  • @afroteddybear
    @afroteddybear 8 лет назад +7

    From what I can gather, the soundtrack was by Masao Yagi , a jazz pianist. Really good musician if you ask me. It does feel like he wrote the music *before* the film was in production but it's only a hunch.

  • @victorhernandez8723
    @victorhernandez8723 10 лет назад +35

    The funkiest dinosaur movie you'll ever see.

  • @S4ns
    @S4ns 6 лет назад +16

    Aw yeah, baby, we're taking you to the Dr. Funktastic's Island of the Groovin' Legend of Outta Sight Dinosaurs Jack.

  • @jetfire851
    @jetfire851 10 лет назад +151

    With the Toei crashing wave opening, I was waiting for either a Kamen Rider or a Sentai team to run by.

    • @ShadowWolfRising
      @ShadowWolfRising 10 лет назад +23

      or the Dragonball Z opening to start.

    • @MrSafior
      @MrSafior 10 лет назад +2

      ShadowWolfRising Dragon Ball Z don't exist in this period, aslo the DBZ Opening is really great.

    • @CinefreekProductions
      @CinefreekProductions 9 лет назад +8

      or battle royale or an old sonny chiba film.

    • @ShadowWolfRising
      @ShadowWolfRising 9 лет назад +4

      MrSafior
      DRAGON DRAGON!
      ROCK THE DRAGONBALL Z!

    • @KingGhidorah007
      @KingGhidorah007 9 лет назад +5

      Toei made a lot of good yakuza films back in the 60's and 70's. shame those aren't more well known outside of Japan.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 4 года назад +10

    This review is old but it's classic. It's funny: as someone who has been obsessed with dinosaurs for over 25 years, I never heard of this one either
    God I love the funky soundtrack. It's a travesty that the Funkadactyls never had the pterosaur theme for their entrance. The album ad and the Godzilla/Burn Baby Burn and Jaws/Funkytown mashups were amazing

  • @walterendres4829
    @walterendres4829 4 года назад +31

    "Toei's most expensive movie" - isn't that like "the sideshow's tallest dwarf"?

  • @Urdabestplaya
    @Urdabestplaya 9 лет назад +7

    5:44 "Lets say we get the music from a scene like this, and replace it with this" "Burn baby burn" I lost it at that moment

  • @stproducciones9140
    @stproducciones9140 3 года назад +7

    The cinematography is very competent for a creature feature of the time. Some very nice shots here and there.

  • @Irrelevant402
    @Irrelevant402 9 лет назад +6

    Maybe the money went into the big volcano scene? I mean I think they did a great job of giving the feeling of the whole area getting torn up or burned down in the blink of an eye.

  • @darkservantofheaven
    @darkservantofheaven 7 лет назад +7

    this is the type of music you'd expect to play with the Japanese version of Shaft.....Shaft in Tokyo...I'd watch that....be the closest thing to 1970s version of Blade...staring Jim Kelly

  • @gumzillaxtreme5240
    @gumzillaxtreme5240 6 лет назад +17

    The funny thing is neither monsters are dinosaurs.

  • @DoowopJohnnyBoy
    @DoowopJohnnyBoy 9 лет назад +11

    I was exactly the same when I was a kid 'Dinosaur Mad' and still am at 37 got all the movies coz I had to have them especially those that I only caught a glimpse of years ago due to not knowing they were on TV at the time then never saw again and didn't catch the movie title or somefing ! 😡😡😡

  • @yunaoohama
    @yunaoohama 8 лет назад +10

    1977年の日本映画界が、迷走していたのが良くわかる作品。
    レヴュー面白かったです。

  • @earlallison
    @earlallison 9 лет назад +10

    Loved this one, although it was a LOT bloodier than most Japanese monster fare of the day.

  • @vlexonkol8466
    @vlexonkol8466 6 месяцев назад +1

    The budget went into soundtrack, Mr. Brandon! You should be thanking them for gave us those funky music!

  • @varanid9
    @varanid9 6 лет назад +7

    This movie was trying so, so hard to be "artsy" (inappropriately). Actually kinda liked some of the music, though.

  • @matthewchandler7845
    @matthewchandler7845 4 года назад +2

    The music in this film pushed me into smooth jazz.....I wish I was joking.... I have it in my actual playlist and its ****ing amazing.....

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 6 лет назад +4

    1:08 wow.. that' pretty brutal for a kid's dinosaur movie.
    4:34 so when _are_ we getting a REX DARTH: DISCO ESKIMO SPY movie?
    10:08 goddam, the dubbing is so.... fantastic. I completely believe those voices would be coming from those people.
    13:08 leave it to the Japanese to actually create that album.

  • @maxtaylor5665
    @maxtaylor5665 11 месяцев назад +1

    Scene where Brandon plays Godzilla with 70s music:
    my brain
    Funkzilla

  • @dyno8322
    @dyno8322 9 лет назад +57

    For a movie called "Legend of the Dinosaurs" there are no dinosaurs in it. ^^

    • @thomascaldicott7821
      @thomascaldicott7821 7 лет назад +8

      Ancient Daikaiju I bet it's called the legend of dinosaurs as the expectation of dinosaurs are a legend

    • @c.d.rstudios4691
      @c.d.rstudios4691 3 года назад +1

      I'm just waiting for some 6 year old to say that they were reptiles at the time of the dinosaurs, there for, it's a dinosaur

  • @gaillewis5472
    @gaillewis5472 10 лет назад +3

    As always, high praise to you and your genius artistic partner Enshohma.

  • @victorm152
    @victorm152 6 лет назад +11

    This one actually seems svengoolie worthy

  • @GUSYROSA-qj2pk
    @GUSYROSA-qj2pk 6 лет назад +7

    That Discozilla edit was actually pretty amazing Huehehehehehehe

  • @veronicapoxon4884
    @veronicapoxon4884 7 лет назад +12

    To answer the question can you guess this is a dinosaur movie by the soundtrack
    unless this is a dinosaurian rip-off of zootopia then no

  • @JOSH-lw2jv
    @JOSH-lw2jv Год назад +2

    Fun Fact:
    According to John LeMay's book:
    *"JAWS UNMADE: The Lost Sequels,*
    *Prequels, Remakes, and Rip-Offs",*
    there's an alternate, re-edited version
    of this crazy film in Italy under the title
    of *"Magnitude 10 Earthquake"* that
    replaced the original funky score with
    the music from *"THE DEEP"* by
    legendary composer John Barry, best
    known for doing the music for eleven
    of the James Bond films & *"KONG '76".*

  • @jimskinn6171
    @jimskinn6171 4 года назад +2

    love the WEEN you put on it, fits perfectly

  • @Drteslacoiler
    @Drteslacoiler 2 года назад +2

    I watched almost all of your reviews and this was one of the best actually!

  • @KuWota2k
    @KuWota2k 9 лет назад +5

    its true, for a movie that has dinosaurs in the title, there are no dinos in the film...

    • @nine_tails137
      @nine_tails137 4 года назад

      I know this comment is 4 years old, but this is why I didn't like KotM 2019. Too much focus on the Humans and not enough focus on the monsters.

  • @crimsondynamo615
    @crimsondynamo615 4 года назад +2

    I always come back to this episode for that bit where Godzilla destroys Tokyo to Disco Inferno

  • @Nickel_The_Wise
    @Nickel_The_Wise 6 лет назад +4

    Seriously, my denim pants and work shoes turned into bell-bottoms and solid-gold platform 'gators when those horns blast on the theme song there. I went from crossing the assembly floor to get batteries to pimp-walkin' up 7th street with a big purple hat and a diamond-tipped cane. Boss is gonna be pissed I was listening to Brandon's show at work again.. eh, worth it~

  • @eagleclaw006
    @eagleclaw006 5 лет назад +2

    I didn't know how much I needed Godzilla's Disco Inferno. Thanks.

  • @ajerqureshi6411
    @ajerqureshi6411 9 лет назад +10

    When I was a kid, I also had a large obsession with dinosaurs. I think mine was bigger than yours, because not only have I seen almost every movie with dinosaurs in it that I could find, I've also collected little figurines, coloring books, and by the age of 6 already learned names like Diplodocus, Ceratosaurus, Ornithomimus, and Styracosaurus to name a few.

    • @lordinquisitor6233
      @lordinquisitor6233 7 лет назад +1

      Aj Q same here

    • @TheJarkerLord
      @TheJarkerLord 7 лет назад +1

      Aj Q same here but I have loved dinos since I was 2 and my love 2 will just grow and grow.

  • @liamwayne6703
    @liamwayne6703 Год назад +2

    This episode has pointed out that Brandon's Soul Train classics knowledge is rather impressive.

  • @HydraSpectre1138
    @HydraSpectre1138 2 года назад +1

    This film is actually popular in Eastern Europe. It was one of the only kaiju films shown in the Soviet Union before the ‘90s.

  • @arjayking6024
    @arjayking6024 2 года назад +2

    I just recently found your channel and have been watching your reviews for the past few days now. For some reason, this video has me wanting you do review "The Bay". I think it's all the Jaws references. Keep up the good work. 👍

  • @TheNecessaryEvil
    @TheNecessaryEvil 5 лет назад +4

    Surprisingly gory. Finally someone uploaded the whole thing. 🤗

  • @WaTahBasTard
    @WaTahBasTard 5 лет назад +3

    Budget$2.8 million
    Box Office$19 million
    How!?!?!

  • @MistahBryan
    @MistahBryan 6 лет назад +7

    "Clint Far-Eastwood"
    LMAO!

  • @ElaMongrella
    @ElaMongrella 9 лет назад +3

    I saw this movie as a kid, on the USA Saturday Nightmares program. Nostalgia.

    • @booginas
      @booginas 9 лет назад +1

      +Ela Mongrella OMG. So did I!!! I couldn't remember the name of that program until U mention it. I used to love this movie, although the girl getting eaten by the pleasiosaur kinda freaked me out.

  • @dorkyedwin
    @dorkyedwin 9 лет назад +10

    so Saturday night fever dinosaurs

  • @mls160
    @mls160 6 лет назад +2

    "Cowboy" cultrye and country-western music are surprisingly popular in Japan

    • @mls160
      @mls160 6 лет назад

      Culture*

  • @isthatmegamaneli
    @isthatmegamaneli 4 года назад +2

    I love how far east wood hyped the crowd up in English only to sing in Japanese and most dubbs form that time actually dubbed the song into English or made a whole new song

  • @luxurgaming9746
    @luxurgaming9746 3 года назад +3

    me watching the movie: how the f did a plesiosaur AN AQUATIC DINOSAUR walk on land???

  • @possiblycrazy442
    @possiblycrazy442 8 лет назад +9

    Is this the same movie MST3K did with the "Finish the job, man. ... Open the tank." line?

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 8 лет назад +1

      +Sketchy Yeah. I kinda wish they did this in a later season, when they had hit their stride

  • @steveedelen3251
    @steveedelen3251 5 лет назад +1

    Has this on vhs as a kid and used to watch it frequently. Classic.

  • @Jackrabbit_Slim
    @Jackrabbit_Slim 6 лет назад +6

    It's funny. I'll get pissed off about something and I'm like... I need some Brandon sarcasm.... And I end up here. Helps my mood every time. Lol

  • @garyhall331
    @garyhall331 7 лет назад +2

    As soon as i saw the country singer, i thought about Japanese Cowboy. You fucked me up when you started playing that shit. Most excellent

  • @guilmon182
    @guilmon182 10 лет назад +29

    AND PLESIOSAURS COULDN'T WALK ON LAND!!!

    • @varanid9
      @varanid9 6 лет назад +3

      How do you know?

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 6 лет назад +6

      Shoulders and chests could not mechanically support their weight out of the water. They're just not the right shape

    • @RogueT-Rex8468
      @RogueT-Rex8468 4 года назад

      @@Tareltonlives didn’t they come ashore to lay their eggs much like sea turtles today?

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 года назад +2

      @@RogueT-Rex8468 That's what we thought for decades, but mechanical studies have been made of the muscles attached to the flippers, and the flippers aren't attached in the right way to support the animal on land

    • @AndrewGivens
      @AndrewGivens 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Tareltonlives Sorry, but I've seen pictures - Pictures! - in books - *BOOKS* goddammit! - which clearly show them crawling around on rocky shorelines, taking the bus into town and dining at a fancy restaurant.
      So, what has your "modern science" got to say about that, eh?
      *nothing*
      That's what I thought.

  • @phataguilar1724
    @phataguilar1724 4 года назад +3

    You should do "ADVENTURES IN DINOSAUR CITY"

  • @morphman86
    @morphman86 6 лет назад +3

    Is the guide Hitoshi Matsumoto? As in Downtown Matsumoto? I mean, at the time he would be like 14 years old, but that looks just like him. And no, it's not an "all Japanese look alike" gag, it's a splitting image of a 35-year-old Matsumoto, down to the placement of that one crooked tooth!

  • @DiarraHarris
    @DiarraHarris 6 лет назад +3

    I'm willing to give any movie a chance when it has funky music.

  • @jmdnelson4891
    @jmdnelson4891 6 лет назад +2

    You LOVED dinosaurs, as in not anymore?? I'm 30 years old and I STILL love dinosaurs!!

  • @privatebomb926
    @privatebomb926 5 лет назад +3

    (5:42) If I was to put Best Day Ever music in apocalyptic movies.

  • @ClockworkOuroborous
    @ClockworkOuroborous 8 месяцев назад +2

    Brandon: "Honestly, I don't know what to say about this music anymore."
    I do; "Cocaine is a helluva drug."

    • @The_Avenger596
      @The_Avenger596 8 месяцев назад +1

      This comic made me laugh like hell

  • @mrgodzillaraptors8632
    @mrgodzillaraptors8632 2 года назад +3

    I think this movie would be way more fun if it fully embraced its absolutely insanity

  • @midwestmonster9886
    @midwestmonster9886 2 года назад +1

    10:47
    It's crazy how well that actually synchs up.

  • @jonanjello
    @jonanjello 7 лет назад +12

    Who does the art for the thumbnails titles?

  • @matthewbobby9316
    @matthewbobby9316 6 лет назад +2

    The only way for there to be any kind of tremor from a Dinosaur, is if it was a Seismosaurus or "Seismic Lizard"

  • @gdpacnw5126
    @gdpacnw5126 4 года назад +2

    5:44 "I Love the Nightlife" is a better example/analogy.

  • @Pugiron
    @Pugiron 6 лет назад +3

    I remember when Japanese Country music was the big new thing

  • @LordArikado
    @LordArikado 5 месяцев назад

    My great aunt (RIP) bought me this movie on VHS when I was little because she knew I liked dinosaurs, not knowing what it actually was. It's lived in my subconscious as a hazy memory ever since, until this video finally made it click!

  • @SomeOrangeCat
    @SomeOrangeCat 2 года назад +1

    I had this when I was a kid!

  • @Desslar
    @Desslar 7 лет назад +3

    Admittedly the monsters are fairly weak looking. But it was pribably a big leap to attempt monsters without a man inside them. Overall the production values look higher than the typical Japanese film of the period.

  • @GraveyardGrog
    @GraveyardGrog 7 лет назад +1

    I KNEW you were going to play Ween at the japanese cowboy part!!!!!!

  • @michaelgagliano450
    @michaelgagliano450 4 года назад +1

    absolutely correct on the sound track disco dino fever

  • @july24pictures
    @july24pictures 3 года назад +1

    One of my favorite reviews

  • @guilmon182
    @guilmon182 10 лет назад +48

    Plesiosaurs aren't dinosaurs, and pterosaurs aren't birds. God dammit.

    • @tazzreviews1578
      @tazzreviews1578 9 лет назад +1

      This my friend, is false advertising!

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 8 лет назад +1

      +guilmon182 Now containing 100% less dinosaurs!

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 7 лет назад +1

      A bird would be an actual dinosaur!

    • @gojihunter3118
      @gojihunter3118 7 лет назад +1

      Tareltonlives a descendent. Not an actual dinosaur.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 7 лет назад +2

      They're dinosaurs; as much as whales are mammals. Birds fit neatly into theropod dinosaurs. It's called Phylogeny

  • @jakubshouseofrock7109
    @jakubshouseofrock7109 6 лет назад +1

    damn, now I wanna listen to the soundtrack of this thing !

  • @stefanosprokopis6974
    @stefanosprokopis6974 2 года назад

    I remember when I was maybe 5 or 6 back in 1980 and on T.V they had the Cyclops.i loved it.

  • @IrishBrotato
    @IrishBrotato Год назад

    Damn there's a listing in imdb for Brandon and his show that's awesome

  • @Belllcross
    @Belllcross 6 лет назад +1

    If anything I want more funky monster movies. I am down for godzilla movies with disco as its music.

  • @ian_b
    @ian_b 5 лет назад +2

    I like the soundtrack.

  • @SpadeRZA
    @SpadeRZA 5 лет назад +1

    I had the same song in mind that you put over the Mt. Fuji explodes scene.. damn it. Well, it is kinda japanese.. they used it in Dead or Alive Extreme Volleyball..*cough*

  • @thiagotrentin7343
    @thiagotrentin7343 4 года назад +1

    With such a jazzy, funky soundtrack, this movie was made for Netflix & Chill!

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 6 лет назад +3

    See, if Jurassic World 2 has a disco soundtrack, I'll actually WATCH it

  • @flaviuscharlestango4098
    @flaviuscharlestango4098 3 года назад

    An "Eegah" AND Ween soundbite?!!?!!! CLASSIC!!!

  • @TKDragon75
    @TKDragon75 5 лет назад +1

    For a 70's movie, the filming quality and lighting doesn't look half-bad.