Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: MYSTERY ON MONSTER ISLAND
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- Опубликовано: 24 июн 2015
- Monsters! Cannibals! Awkward comic relief! It's the 1981 adventure flick "Mystery On Monster Island"!
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I know that in 1971, when Peter Cushing's wife died, he buried himself in work to forget the pain, but he's better than this.
I didn't know about that. That explains some of the werid roles he choose in-between star wars and after.
"You can't mesmerize me! I'm British!"
Classic!
Mystery on Monster Island
Case File 1: Who Killed Mothra?
Starring Godzilla Holmes and Rodan Tracy
"it looks like Spanish John Belushi is running from Spanish Shawn Connery who the gets shot at by Spanish Charles Bronson" I can't breathe XD
" Charlie, ha ha ha, ......there you are!!".
" Thank you, Mr.Ma Gloo , you saved Cholly from ship !!".
Today I learned Brandon can be bribed with Caroline Monroe memorabilia.
Proof that he’s male.
Good information to have on hand for you know...reasons :=)
So can the rest of US.🤣🤣
Cant we all.🤘😆🤘
@@majorgear1021I'm sure it would work just fine on some women as well
WOW....Peter Cushing's character must REALLY hate his nephew to go to such incredible lengths just to teach him a "life lesson" XD
His nephew tries to shoot people for fun, can you blame him... too much at least?
Naw, he just over complicates everything. You should see his bathroom. :)
Fair enough, I hate Jeff too. Cushing really should have had more screentime.
...well when you put it THAT way, i can't really blame him
Given Godfrey's personality, I think Cushing hates the people he's inflicting his nephew on even more.
This movie had general Zod and grand moff Tarkin. But completely wasted them.
More like Chancellor Valorum, cause Terence Stamp played him in The Phantom Menace, but I get where your comin' from.
Wait, wait, you're telling me that these people managed to get both Terrance Stamp AND Peter Cushing in the same movie and DIDN'T make them the main characters? Just how stupid were these film markers?
Less stupid than really cheap-you can get Peter Cushing for under two days on one or two sets, then advertise he's in your movie, which costs a lot less than Peter Cushing being in your entire movie and actually doing stuff.
Caroline Monroe posters are an accepted currency worldwide
I wish they had the Poster of her from The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (1973).
Mighty NorCal way better than bitcoin!!!💪👍😎😎
In eastern europe its a sign if wealth
Munro*
I think you own his some cash for change, that poster is worth six figures easy.
Great episode as always! BTW: "Spanish John Belushi" is actually Paul Naschy, Spain's answer to Lon Chaney Jr. & Christopher Lee. He starred in a whole series of groovy '70s werewolf movies featuring the character of Waldemar Daninsky (WEREWOLF VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMAN, NIGHT OF THE HOWLING BEAST, etc.).
Believe it or not, Brandon, this film is based on a Jules Verne novel, albeit not a very well known one. Entitled Godfrey Morgan, it tells basically the same story that this film does, with the absence of monsters (I guess they figured adding monsters would work as well as Mysterious Island). Another funny thing: in the novel, Artelett is just as annoying, often being called Tartlet xD
Learn something new every day, I guess.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godfrey_Morgan#Film_adaptation
imagine it artelett is what smee could have ended up being lol. had never heard of the book though so neat to learn : ) .
Good note, and thanks, but when even the Wiki on the novel describes this "film adaptation" as being done "very loosely", I think "based on" starts to lose meaning.
Is the part about it all being a scheme meant to teach him a lesson at the end concocted by his uncle part of the original story?
Peter Cushing was a class act. How did he end up in this rubbish?!
Seems every actor back then eventually ended up in a low budget stinker. My theory is they did it to teach themselves preserverence.
How'd Christopher Lee end up in Rhe Howling Part II: Your Sister is a Werewolf
A man's gotta eat. Actually all the horrormovies he was in were "low-brow" , but they paid the bills. Him and Christopher Lee were a team for many years. They were both fans of and acting icons of Gothic Horror.
Watch some more movies with them two, they are times you can tell they are really enjoying themselves even in some of the sillest roles.
Money most likely.
He was a London based actor, these were London based productions. When you don't want to live and work in Hollywood, you take the good with the bad.
Y'know, Ardilect is pretty annoying, but I still find him more sympathetic than Jeff. Uncle Tarkin (from what I can tell) forced him to go with his nephew. Why? He's a dance instructor. He's completely out of his element, untrained and with someone that he hates and who hates him back. I'd say he has a lot to justifiably complain about and be terrified of.
Bill Hiers actually, that's Uncle Grand Moff Who.
he's still pretty annoying but really i see what you mean i hadn't thought about it like that.
edit: thought i'd add it's a bit unrelated but women and people had a similar reaction to elvis i saw a video once basically describing it as his "big dick energy"(to be fair though the video was called something like the time elvis' crotch almost cause a riot) but some of the stuff that would happen with him did rival other huge bands like kiss and the beatles..
Got the impression that poster of Ms. Munro was more interesting and had more plot
You know, if you told me "based on a Jules Verne film, with Terrence Stamp and Peter Cushing, featuring an exotic island with a ton of monsters" as a premise, I would totally be aboard.
BUT WHY IS IT THIS BAD?!
Umm Brandon, I might be wrong but I believe this is based on another novel by Jules Verne called Godfrey Morgan; A Californian Mystery. Which from what I've read on Wiki the film does sort of follow the plot; minus the monsters.
I wouldn't say the Professor "screams like a little girl"...he screams like a BUNCH of little girls, at a birthday party, cranked up on sugar and caffeine, who you've just told that Queen Elsa is coming for a meet-and-greet.
Like a...bunch of tiny soprano turbofans spooling up, really.
He sounds very much like a dying ripper.
The guy makes real funny characters more bad ass then just scream all the time.
No I am sorry, if you haven't heard the piercing pitch of a bunch of girls screaming, I suggest finding a good tape of the Beatles showing up somewhere or at a concert in the 60's.
@@chrisperrien7055 it concerns me that i know the exact noise you're talking about and it kind of makes me brain hurt to just mentally hear lol.
And you thought that snarf guy from godzilla vs the jumbo shrimp was annoying
Lorenzo lamas continued to exist after the 90's? Doesn't that violate the temporal prime directive ??
If his mullet had continued to exist, then yes...
This movie was actually based upon one of Jules Verne's later works called "Godfrey Morgan".
The snarky British guy is the perfect lovechild of C3PO and Jar-Jar.
he's more like Dakota Fanning's role in the remake of War of the Worlds.
6:05 "Hey, do you have a moment do talk about our Lord and Saviour Cthulhu?"
How about HOWLING II in memory of Christopher Lee?
I saw this movie as a little kid, and I was rolling my eyes the whole way through at how forced and stupid it all was.
You rolled your eyes throughout the whole movie? You must have some fucked up eyes now
I think your eyes will be drill
I remember watching this at school. I was so sick of the professor's screaming and antics, that I facepalmed, and yelled "Oh my god, shut this annoying fucking movie off!" Got a good laugh off of my classmates and I got detention for a day.
Yes, definitely ....a Caroline Munro poster seals it.
3:31 oh boy, Grand Moff Tarkin!!!
I'm a bit late here - 5 years! - but in case anyone hasn't pointed this out elsewhere in the comments - this film IS based on a Jules Verne novel. It's called 'L'École des Robinsons’ known in English as ‘The Family of Robinsons’ and sometimes as ‘Godfrey Morgan.’ The film is actually pretty faithful to the book but it’s definitely one of Verne’s minor works and not really worth your time. And yes, Professor Artelett is annoying in the book…but not this annoying! Sadly, the ‘wacky comic foreigner’ was a standard Verne trope.
Bought this film along with "Gorilla At Large" on DVD. Safe to say, one of the worst films I own. Feel quite sorry for Peter Cushing having to appear in it. Also spotted the "Spanish Lon Chaney Jr.", Paul Naschy at the beginning.
That Poster Though!!!!!
According to the commentary on the DVD of SHOCK WAVES, Peter Cushing's price was $3000.00 for a couple days work. Believe it or not, there was a time when just having his or Christopher Lee's name in a film brought people into the theater.
He earned his $3000.00 for this film
I can't be the only one who wants a mega shark movie review!
It's a ridiculous movie and is horrible
I would rather one of sharktopus
The scene where the shark eats a plane? Yup, only a few minutes. And the fight against the octopus also lasts for minutes.
Charles Bronson joke had me rolling! Lol great joke!
Hell yea! After mocking the 1st 2 guys and then he popped up i KNEW thats who he was going to say.
Yeah, it'd take a Caroline Munro poster for me to watch this movie, too.
The Suck Family Robinson...I lost it.
4:38 Yeah, that pretty much describes Chris Tucker's character in _The Fifth Element,_ too, and the reason I have only seen that movie once in my life despite it being pretty decent otherwise.
I actually knew of this movie from the book Revenge of the Creature Features Movie Guide by John Stanley.
P.S. The professor in this movie makes Shia Labeouf from the Transformers movies look like Captain Picard from Star Trek.
ThePmb-Tube at least Shia Labeouf actually does stuff in those movies, even if he's a bit annoying.
Mad respect to Caroline Munro poster!
00:14 You owe Danny for life.
I love your stuff, and am a proud subscriber. I eagerly anticipate each video, and am so happy to have this one to watch tonight. Been a tough day and I know you'll make me laugh a few times, and enjoy myself before having to turn in for the night. Thanks Brandon! Keep up the great work sir!
I was born in 81 and grew up with this movie, I loved it as a child, I would watch it over and over until my mom couldn’t handle it... then she ended up liking it.
Before going insane and getting committed.
"Hear the Engines Roll Now?" Don't you mean "Idiot Control Now?"
"It stinks!"
Mystery on monster island----where's Godzilla?
That Chinese guy literally made Mr. Yunioshi from Breakfast at Tiffanys look subtle....and that was Mickey Rooney in yellow face
Can u review "Dr. Who & The Daleks" and "Daleks Invasion Earth: 2150 A.D." starring Peter Cushing as Dr. Who.
I would watch Terence Stamp and Peter Cushing in anything, really. The Limey, Terence Stamp in California Noir, is EXCELLENT! I'd be very happy if most movies had a dreamlike dancing sequence, but I was a music major!
Say what you want on this film, but that theme song kicks ass. I wish the song itself was on RUclips.
“I love Meg...”
“Why do you want to marry an 80-foot man-eating shark ?”
2:10 i can't believe you don't know who Paul Naschy is! Naschy, Cushing, and Stamp in a movie together!? Mind blown haha. Good review.
One good thing about this movie: it makes for a great review by Brandon. This is the second time I watched it.
The Jar Jar Binks role seems to be divided between the professor and the stowaway.
"This is where the movie gets kinda stupid."
It wasn't before??
"If your uncle doesn't get here soon we're finished."
.......Well, fuck.
I want to see Brandon do a crossover with Cinema Snob
Liam Early how do I sent him stuff
YES
I want to see a Brandon and BigJackFilms one
so I reckon everytime the "monsters" would attack his uncle would say "You may roar, when ready" "You may stomp, when ready"
I kinda thought the Spanish Sean Connery actually looked more like the Spanish Burt Reynolds. The older Burt, but you get it. Just found your reviews, so I am subscribing. Nice job...
Brandon flexes his "Oh, you're approaching me?" pose in the illustration.
But are they as big as a battleship?
The part when you were fake playing the guitar was hilarious!
Alright you got me to subscribe. Been playing catch up with videos and said to myself. Self you need not miss any of his reviews.
9:15 Excellent shredding there, Brandon!
9:40 Something very ironic about the European idea of Africans and other non whites being cannibal. I don't know if other Africans had this idea but apparently people in Congo believed Europeans were cannibals.
Mind you it is quite understandable as Force Publique used to bring severed hands to Belgian authorities to prove every bullet they had spend had indeed killed a human. Locals believed Belgians actually ate the hands.
I can't think of any African peoples that were cannibals off the top of my head. The Azande pretended they were, but that was just to scare rivals.
Your videos are great on the second and third viewing as well.
the verne novel associated with this novel is titled school for robinsos, which is something of a self-parody , considering verne's earlier desert island stories. in deed it has nothing to do with dinosaurs.
"Spanish John Belushi" is horror legend Paul Naschy!
Really? Huh. Didn't recognize him.
Danny Richard was like "I can pay you to watch this movie. I also got this poster of 80s Caroline Munroe to sweeten the deal." You get a freaking Caroline poster for watching a poor man's Dr Moreau. What do I have to do to be that awesome?
The Lost ending was satisfying... If you could actually grasp what was going on.
It would be nice if you told us the cost to make these films vs what they made as well
Wait wait wait--not only is this the third Juan Piquer Simon movie I've seen with Rick/Jeff (he's also the lead in Pieces), but the Chinese guy is, I think, the random kung fu teacher from Pieces. I wonder if they're in Slugs too.
No, but Frank Bruni is.
(6:20) I love the hat-stealing monster!
I think the poster has prehistoric animals like dinosaurs on it.
Next up do... Godzilla's Revenge!!!!
what a great film....i never seen it before! loved the comic relief!!
Never talk about "rubbing sticks together" with Spanish Anthony Wiener.
I never thought I'd see Chancellor Valllorum twrrorize Grand Moff Tarkin.
that guitar joke was great
What a guy Danny Richard is to send that poster 👍👍
Totally believed your guitar riff
This movie really makes me appreciate Godzilla suits more.
It's really a good thing the shipwrecked bunglers were inept. Guns can be made to shoot blanks, but if the 'survivors' made spears, punji pit traps, and other edged weapons and knew how to use them, there could have been some serious injury or death. Also explosions.. the pressure wave would have killed them and if not, the shrapnel would have.
9:20
Hey just like those flat panel guitars where all you had to do was hit the fake strings printed on the paper guitar decal.
Brandon his uncle sending the professor was a great idea an amazing idea. In the top ten ideas of all time it is one of them. At least as far as the uncle is concerned. I mean he no longer has to see the professor.
All man Sean Connery, Belushi, Charles Bronson...lol. Am crying....lol.
Holy Shit! I worked on the Smoke Monster from Lost!!! (A long time ago..in a city far, far away...)
3:00 "You're not a peasant trudging grapes..."
You can play a solo with a single cord, damn
8:29 I think I can sum up his lines in the movie like this.... BWAHAHAHAHA! I about pissed my pants!
Ditch the goofy humor, add in monster effects by Ray Harryhausen, give Peter Cushing more to do, and this film might have turned out to be somewhat watchable. Oh, and add in Caroline Monroe.
OMG how did i knew trompi was going to be mentioned on this Review !?
I need that poster.
Anything known about Ian Sara and David Hatton? I failed to locate information on the net.
Um, I'm pretty sure the name of the song was 'Idiot Control Now'...🤔
Please thank Danny for me. He picked one hell of a dud that was turned into a laugh riot. Once again, I had to explain myself to the people in earshot and clean the computer. btw: Nice shirt. Good thing you're not on the original Trek or you'd be in BIG trouble in a few minutes. ; )
Nice to see grand moff tarkin!
Yup, good thing he sent the poster lol
I had no idea Brandon was such a great guitar player.
I had no idea that the duck from Kung Fu Panda was on here =-0
This movie was like Epic: Days of the Dinosaur, I couldn't remember if was even real until I found it on a double DVD with Gorilla at Large.
19:31
Ah, a cameo from Turkish Gorosaurus/Gwangi
14:05 Brandon says he did this gag before, does anyone know what episode it was?
That poster is two artworks glued one below another. The top one is from a famous conan artist is i remember right the other is probably a nobody lol. 1:03
I gotta see this movie! LOL
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