LJN Video Art - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @accabb2487
    @accabb2487 6 лет назад +3400

    The Joystick has a built in marker sound. ...it's a LJN "feature"...

    • @kiaydemir
      @kiaydemir 5 лет назад +198

      What were they thinking?!
      That's like putting a chalkboard scraping noise every time you type on a keyboard to simulate the Victorians!

    • @closedpermanently9723
      @closedpermanently9723 5 лет назад +7

      @@kiaydemir xD

    • @MadameSomnambule
      @MadameSomnambule 5 лет назад +45

      To quote Joel in Vinesauce, "IT'S A FEATURE!"

    • @RobertoFornaro
      @RobertoFornaro 5 лет назад +5

      @@MadameSomnambule *chinese song*

    • @MadameSomnambule
      @MadameSomnambule 5 лет назад +10

      @@RobertoFornaro HELL ZONE

  • @GumSkyloard
    @GumSkyloard 5 лет назад +3639

    The last part wasn't the Nerd.
    That was pure James, and I love it.
    He's such a pure soul.

    • @violetsparkles5453
      @violetsparkles5453 4 года назад +57

      I felt that

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 3 года назад +97

      his "NOOOOOOOOO" at 0:24 is some of the best acting he's ever done. He actually sounded like he was horrified and dismayed at the LJN symbol and I laughed so hard

    • @minix07
      @minix07 2 года назад +8

      @@hobomike6935 i was on that part when I read it.

    • @opalyasu7159
      @opalyasu7159 2 года назад +3

      Very wholesome

    • @googoogaagaayt
      @googoogaagaayt 2 года назад +2

      You're creepy

  • @GiordanDiodato
    @GiordanDiodato 9 лет назад +5140

    His worst nightmare: A point and click game made by Happysoft on the LJN Video Art and programmed by Fred Fuchs

    • @VreyIsGrey
      @VreyIsGrey 9 лет назад +371

      Based on the game for the R-Zone which was based on the game for the Hyper Scan which was based on the game for the CDI.

    • @explosiveswine7354
      @explosiveswine7354 9 лет назад +330

      On a Tiger wrist game.

    • @VreyIsGrey
      @VreyIsGrey 9 лет назад +290

      With the Power Glove.

    • @liamwebster3862
      @liamwebster3862 9 лет назад +144

      +ThatBlokeOverThere “PatPatterson” [Ω] With no save systems, no passwords, tons of glitches, impossible difficulty and you can't win.

    • @theoneitself
      @theoneitself 9 лет назад +72

      +HeronGuy95' with Bible stuff

  • @alexatrr7089
    @alexatrr7089 5 лет назад +3223

    “Look look Mom! I drew a fucking line!”
    -AVGN

    • @redlion5038
      @redlion5038 5 лет назад +42

      I can hear the comment

    • @m4rron_prod
      @m4rron_prod 5 лет назад +21

      I can hear this too lol!

    • @burnttoaster431
      @burnttoaster431 4 года назад +41

      “Oh how does that go?”
      “Oh like this! KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”

    • @l0nkzolda202
      @l0nkzolda202 3 года назад +17

      @@burnttoaster431 Truly the best soundtrack know to man

    • @burnttoaster431
      @burnttoaster431 3 года назад +9

      @@l0nkzolda202 truuuuuuu

  • @joeythejanitor1920
    @joeythejanitor1920 4 года назад +4172

    Casuals: “The Chronotrigger soundtrack is so good!”
    Intellectuals: _KHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_

  • @AlphaOmegaSin
    @AlphaOmegaSin 10 лет назад +7360

    That joystick sounds like two folks banging on an old motel bed

    • @MakoTenseii
      @MakoTenseii 10 лет назад +300

      brings back the memories huh :D

    • @RasoKye
      @RasoKye 10 лет назад +431

      OHHHH, for a second I read "two old folks" I was about to lose my shit.

    • @EQOAnostalgia
      @EQOAnostalgia 10 лет назад +49

      HAHAHAHAHA! Only some shit Alpha would say.

    • @hestushenchman
      @hestushenchman 10 лет назад +19

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @IkerErrasti
      @IkerErrasti 10 лет назад +41

      and it has apparently a bunch of weed stuck on the rubber thingy of the 2600 joystick
      ether that or actual fungus is actually growing there or something

  • @arctisCircle
    @arctisCircle 9 лет назад +1999

    8:25 "And I'll see you in 2015. Get ready for those self-lacing shoes, hoverboards, and flying cars!"
    Yeah... about that...

    • @DragnSly
      @DragnSly 9 лет назад +96

      +ArctusDracon thanks, Obama.

    • @ECL28E
      @ECL28E 9 лет назад +33

      +ArctusDracon No, we have hoverboards... ugh

    • @honeyfrost3355
      @honeyfrost3355 9 лет назад +91

      +ECL28E those "hover boards" have wheels, therefore they aren't hover boards because they don't hover.

    • @jinjuujii2152
      @jinjuujii2152 8 лет назад +67

      +Sean King (Paranormal88)
      i was always annoyed, when people call them hover boards.
      rather call them movers.
      idc.

    • @SuperHandyman100
      @SuperHandyman100 8 лет назад +46

      +Derpic Derp I call them Exploders :/

  • @GoldenApollo4
    @GoldenApollo4 4 года назад +3661

    Nerd: I just wanna see if i can draw a circle
    Game: []

    • @kaleighmellor7353
      @kaleighmellor7353 4 года назад +9

      G how did u do that letter

    • @Preinstallable
      @Preinstallable 4 года назад +61

      Kay Gannon ᑎO IᗪEᗩ ᗷᖇO

    • @Ditto-js1or
      @Ditto-js1or 4 года назад +54

      🔳

    • @fran5678can
      @fran5678can 4 года назад +17

      @@kaleighmellor7353 its a [ and ] joined together: []

    • @cupslide
      @cupslide 4 года назад +18

      [()] I accidentally made an emoticon.

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 4 года назад +1729

    What has a worse soundtrack, this console, or CrazyBus?

    • @gracjanszmyt1442
      @gracjanszmyt1442 4 года назад +176

      This, beacuse CrazyBus at least has a "soundtrack", but this only outputs static noise.

    • @AbstractS04
      @AbstractS04 4 года назад +12

      Both

    • @Recarsonated
      @Recarsonated 4 года назад +6

      This

    • @soursugar4867
      @soursugar4867 4 года назад +11

      LGN CrazyArt

    • @SirRevster
      @SirRevster 4 года назад +26

      Crazybus is worse my head hurts

  • @brandonjohnson3036
    @brandonjohnson3036 8 лет назад +847

    Look look mom! yeah i drew a fucking line!
    i bet that kid feels proud of himself

  • @supermariof0521
    @supermariof0521 4 года назад +928

    3:39 I'll bet even SpongeBob couldn't draw a perfect circle with this console.

  • @oroboros2432
    @oroboros2432 3 года назад +526

    “Adult Guidance needed for hook up.”
    “More like spiritual guidance.”

    • @vleos9325
      @vleos9325 3 года назад +16

      Guidance +3😳😳

    • @obiejerusalem8587
      @obiejerusalem8587 Год назад +3

      I though he would grab a bottle of whiskey after saying that.

    • @obiejerusalem8587
      @obiejerusalem8587 Год назад +2

      I though he would grab a bottle of whiskey after saying that.

  • @MKillBill
    @MKillBill 6 лет назад +2525

    LJN Video Art soundtrack...
    Oh how does that one go?
    It goes like this... "KSSSSSSSHHH"
    My wife, who is not a gamer in any way shape or form, watched that segment and started to laugh so hard.

    • @zachduperron8543
      @zachduperron8543 6 лет назад +59

      MKillBill she has a good taste

    • @thatonegeek1957
      @thatonegeek1957 6 лет назад +36

      its KKKSSSSSHHHHHHHH turn on the captions XD

    • @xxdestroyerxxal
      @xxdestroyerxxal 6 лет назад +25

      KHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @ЮрийСенин-ы1м
      @ЮрийСенин-ы1м 5 лет назад +10

      It seems to me that its console is simply faulty.

    • @InfinityBlock192
      @InfinityBlock192 5 лет назад +1

      Beautiful

  • @Axldine
    @Axldine 8 лет назад +1256

    The only reason the family is smiling is because they're crying on the inside

    • @michaelnally2841
      @michaelnally2841 8 лет назад +70

      Or LJN gave than a crap ton of money to smile.

    • @robertclements4492
      @robertclements4492 8 лет назад +6

      +Michael Nally Oh no don't tell LJN made that much money over a decade of these atrocious disasters!:( It can't be!:(

    • @DawnLynnCat
      @DawnLynnCat 8 лет назад +39

      Nope, the person off-screen had a gun pointed at them and threatened to kill them if they didn't smile. They wanted to give it to the dog as a chew toy originally.

    • @YouMakeGarbageContent
      @YouMakeGarbageContent 8 лет назад +5

      The only reason the family is smiling is because of their pride.

    • @predat0r376
      @predat0r376 8 лет назад +18

      More like dying on the inside

  • @BenJPics9925
    @BenJPics9925 8 лет назад +1639

    To be honest, the bottle of beer didn't look that bad.

  • @akkar8726
    @akkar8726 3 года назад +131

    Bro, that "NOOOOOOO!" at the beginning was pure class.

  • @lampoilropebombs0640
    @lampoilropebombs0640 5 лет назад +3009

    You can erase
    *_ONE PIXEL AT A TIME_*

    • @redbaron1278
      @redbaron1278 5 лет назад +106

      This is the worst thing ever

    • @Iron8127
      @Iron8127 5 лет назад +17

      Someone needs to nuke every video game console to game to product LJN has made.
      That company is going to need to stop,you know what? It must've never known when to stop! They didn't care,if an opportunity exists,they took it! LJN(in my opinion) stands for...
      LITERAL
      JUNK
      (of the)
      NET
      And by junk I don't mean your privates,I mean as in Sh*t.
      And net because you probably need to get these off the Internet if you wanted one nowadays (which no one would)

    • @astupidmidge
      @astupidmidge 5 лет назад +24

      The equivalent of erasing a sentence
      *ONE LETTER AT A TIME*

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch 4 года назад +23

      That’s like murdering a person
      ONE DNA STRAND AT A TIME

    • @lampoilropebombs0640
      @lampoilropebombs0640 4 года назад +19

      The equivalent of destroying a building
      One screw at a time

  • @austinburnett2190
    @austinburnett2190 6 лет назад +798

    Anyone notice that when James is grooving out to some mario paint tunes, he's still holding the LJN controller? 6:26

    • @igorecm
      @igorecm 5 лет назад +9

      but why?

    • @lampoilropebombs0640
      @lampoilropebombs0640 5 лет назад +144

      He is having literal flashbacks

    • @tredI9100
      @tredI9100 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah.

    • @redcr33perproductions
      @redcr33perproductions 5 лет назад +33

      He’s playing Mario Paint with the LJN controller

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 5 лет назад +75

      His nerd power is connecting everything to everything. The same ability allows him to access the internet with a C 64.

  • @acfreak55
    @acfreak55 5 лет назад +2953

    It is probly still a better soundtrack than Crazybus.

    • @doom5895
      @doom5895 5 лет назад +159

      it is at least the ljn video art has static noise rather than digitized sounds of hell

    • @Kidnamedfinger01
      @Kidnamedfinger01 5 лет назад +47

      Better than DESERT BUS

    • @TDGCmote
      @TDGCmote 4 года назад +31

      Desert bus has actual sound though.

    • @mudkiplegendstreamsmemesan3690
      @mudkiplegendstreamsmemesan3690 4 года назад +3

      Lol.

    • @DeanL6_
      @DeanL6_ 4 года назад +7

      greg heffley where's manny?

  • @jonathancote9372
    @jonathancote9372 4 года назад +379

    i remembered when this episode was just released ... Even AVGN is now nostalgic

    • @TlelocGaming
      @TlelocGaming 3 года назад +4

      Time flies friend!!

    • @JacksonCress
      @JacksonCress 3 года назад +6

      Yea and I remember it took him like 6 months for one episode and when he released it it was like a holiday

    • @MikehMike01
      @MikehMike01 3 года назад +1

      beef

    • @richardjared960
      @richardjared960 2 года назад +4

      Been watching him since I was in middle school. Now I’m 26

  • @AnAnimatedGamer
    @AnAnimatedGamer 9 лет назад +316

    "Look mom, I drew a fucking line!!!"

    • @eliwhitehead7135
      @eliwhitehead7135 9 лет назад +4

      LOL

    • @reshiram202
      @reshiram202 8 лет назад +3

      wow its like we saw the same video

    • @Nyrus13
      @Nyrus13 7 лет назад

      AnAnimatedGamer that mom feels proud of him just for drawing a line. How original

  • @Curseius
    @Curseius 8 лет назад +209

    I like how the console had absolutely nothing to comment on that he had to talk about Mario paint instead lmao

    • @Vojingamer
      @Vojingamer 8 лет назад +2

      What can he talk about a console xD.

    • @AxlTheScourge
      @AxlTheScourge 8 лет назад +5

      ALL HAIL MARIO PAINT!
      everyone loves it!
      there are literally millions of composer videos on you tube!
      now if they can put it on wii u i will be happy!

    • @RebelPage4262
      @RebelPage4262 8 лет назад +1

      +Young Link64 Man, Mario Ultimate Strikers would be better. I mean, games without awesomeness don't deserve to be remade.

    • @AxlTheScourge
      @AxlTheScourge 8 лет назад +3

      yeah we could see more soccer with mario.... im suprised base ball and strikers haven't even come to wii u yet :/

    • @RebelPage4262
      @RebelPage4262 8 лет назад +1

      Young Link64 I swear, i fucking hate Mario Party, because there's a lot of songs that aren't awesome! Mario Strikers had awesome music that got me hyped!

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 8 лет назад +674

    "Let's cut the shit"
    *Proceeds to actually cut a piece of shit*

  • @mwhitcher
    @mwhitcher 5 лет назад +206

    I love him reacting to the squeaks.
    "Aaaww! That's awful!!!"

  • @whoisthisgit
    @whoisthisgit 10 лет назад +472

    My favourite LJN games are their WWF games. They're not exactly deep, but my God, they are funny.

    • @KantoEpic
      @KantoEpic 10 лет назад +5

      They are! :P

    • @KantoEpic
      @KantoEpic 10 лет назад +3

      ***** You too!

    • @KantoEpic
      @KantoEpic 10 лет назад +3

      *****
      Yes.

    • @KantoEpic
      @KantoEpic 10 лет назад +4

      *****
      WOOOOOOOOO

    • @Will_Zhao
      @Will_Zhao 10 лет назад +11

      Wow good to see you here my good sir, really enjoyed your videos.

  • @hououinkyouma3864
    @hououinkyouma3864 8 лет назад +260

    There is a theory among fans that LJN isn't gone but simply evolved into EA.
    They also bought Capcom but decided to keep the name.

    • @TheBreakingBenny
      @TheBreakingBenny 8 лет назад +10

      Sounds ridiculous, but alright. Electronic Arts was around even during LJN's time doing (mostly) Genesis games and publishing Dark Castle on the console.
      I know one good Genesis game, Skitchin. It's amazing how they started with sports and from 1994 we had The Need for Speed.

    • @hououinkyouma3864
      @hououinkyouma3864 8 лет назад +12

      TheBreakingBenny
      Wait. You didn't take this seriously did you?

    • @TheBreakingBenny
      @TheBreakingBenny 8 лет назад +1

      Krisztian Bari Nope, just thought it was fascinating.

    • @nomadcowatbk
      @nomadcowatbk 8 лет назад +4

      Acclaim bought LJN

    • @TheBreakingBenny
      @TheBreakingBenny 8 лет назад +1

      Precisely

  • @AndyZeta
    @AndyZeta 10 лет назад +1609

    James, I don´t know if you ever going to see this message (Excuse my english). But I justo want to tell you that last year my dad committed suicide and since then my life went to shit. It may sound stupid for a lot of people but you really help me from far away (I live in Argentina) to cope with a lot of things going through my life. You made me smile and I bought your movie last month and you inspired in ways you can´t imagine. I studied Film and Fx for movies and I am very happy looking back at all you have acomplished along all these years (I ve been seeing your channel for more than 5 years now).... And I just wanted to thank you. Hope one day I could become half what you are and make my dad (wherever he is, proud of me. Hope someday I can have a kid and see the creativity in his eyes that you have lighted on me. Have a great 2015 and congratulations on all the things you have done. (Cinemassacre, movie reviews, Playing with mike, movie shorts etc). A big Hug from Argentina. Andy

    • @AwesomeHairo
      @AwesomeHairo 10 лет назад +177

      Sorry about your lost, Andy

    • @Lewis_El_Sucio
      @Lewis_El_Sucio 10 лет назад +164

      All the best Andy, I hope you have a great 2015

    •  10 лет назад +117

      I feel sorry about your loss. I wish you the best for the future.

    • @AndyVoong925
      @AndyVoong925 10 лет назад +115

      With that attitude, you can accomplish great things. You're already making your Dad proud, by working hard to achieve your goals for the future. Have a wonderful holiday and have a great 2015. Cheers from California.

    • @ILoveWomen
      @ILoveWomen 10 лет назад +47

      gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

  • @schindlerteejay94
    @schindlerteejay94 23 дня назад +9

    Can’t believe it’s been 10 years, it’s still entertaining to this very christmas.

  • @Discern4
    @Discern4 9 лет назад +51

    holy shit, I just realized I've played this. I was at a kid's house in 1992 and I saw it tucked away in a corner. I begged the kid for half an hour to hook it up so we could try it. I couldn't believe how resistant he was, he kept telling me how much it sucked. He FINALLY relented and connected it up. I was excited for about 5 seconds as I drew some crappy lines... I lost interest in it faster than it took for him to hook it up lol

  • @Garyfan2001
    @Garyfan2001 9 лет назад +254

    "Look look mom I drew a line"

    • @takashikamiyama4607
      @takashikamiyama4607 9 лет назад +15

      Sean Sampson Son, I am Dissapoint!

    • @takomako7703
      @takomako7703 9 лет назад +3

      Sean Sampson that we bought you that hippo turd!

    • @fluffyfluff2755
      @fluffyfluff2755 9 лет назад +2

      Sean Sampson hey mom look a fuckin line im so awesome!
      later....
      hey mom look i finally gave up on making a circle

    • @Greyspecies9999
      @Greyspecies9999 9 лет назад

      Sean Sampson "Oh, son, i'm so proud of you!"

    • @aGrafimir
      @aGrafimir 9 лет назад

      Sean Sampson Sister: "Mom look I drew a s"""" stickman! I'm good at this f"""""" game!"

  • @captainjurgh8142
    @captainjurgh8142 5 лет назад +319

    5:07 And people say MSPaint Art is not really Art.

    • @keybyss98
      @keybyss98 5 лет назад +50

      No lie, though, there's some artists that made fantastic artwork on MS Paint. Hell, I've seen some amazing stuff from even more primitive art programs.
      Not sure how you could accomplish the same with this hunk of shit.

    • @joshuajackson2510
      @joshuajackson2510 4 года назад +11

      @@keybyss98 heck I am not sure you can draw a circle with it

    • @Tendo641
      @Tendo641 3 года назад +5

      have you ever seen the mspaint hyper-realistic santa video

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 4 года назад +174

    “Look-look-look, mom! Yay, I drew a fucking line!” Lmao

  • @GenyaArikado
    @GenyaArikado 8 лет назад +954

    That Nooo at 0:22 must be the greatest no in existence ;) !

    • @thesupersonicstig
      @thesupersonicstig 8 лет назад +100

      Vader ain't got shit on the Nerd.

    • @anthonyrios2311
      @anthonyrios2311 8 лет назад +13

      I laughed so hard

    • @mariuskatutis3853
      @mariuskatutis3853 8 лет назад +14

      Genya Arikado 0:25

    • @GenyaArikado
      @GenyaArikado 8 лет назад +24

      His expression before he scream "no" is great gate too

    • @supremenerd4259
      @supremenerd4259 7 лет назад +25

      Yes. I wanted to comment on that part as well. It made me laugh.
      An LJN reveal to AVGN is worse than Darth Vader revealing that he is Luke's father.
      Funnier, too.

  • @michalander2131
    @michalander2131 5 лет назад +551

    *I need a vinyl of the LJN Video Art Soundtrack*

  • @Trunkalunx
    @Trunkalunx 10 лет назад +112

    "And I'll see you in 2015. Get ready for those self lacing shoes, hoverboards, and flying cars!" HELL YEAH! :D

    • @emmanuelmckoy5899
      @emmanuelmckoy5899 10 лет назад +1

      already have hoverboards

    • @emmanuelmckoy5899
      @emmanuelmckoy5899 10 лет назад

      ***** thats been done though

    • @bugsfm8840
      @bugsfm8840 10 лет назад

      just need flying cars now

    • @2112austin
      @2112austin 10 лет назад

      There is already flying cars made. They just need to be released to the public.

    • @Trunkalunx
      @Trunkalunx 10 лет назад

      2112 Exactly.

  • @mxcristian11
    @mxcristian11 4 года назад +52

    6:20 ha this song was reused in super mario maker, I never knew it came from here

  • @Mallerd
    @Mallerd 8 лет назад +624

    I find myself returning to this episode a lot. I dont know why though

    • @livium9149
      @livium9149 8 лет назад +43

      Movies4Life It's the LJN curse! Quick! Play some great retro games until it's to late!

    • @Mallerd
      @Mallerd 8 лет назад +18

      RaidenBlackSamurai Lolz *pops in Ocarina of Time for my Nintendo 64*

    • @lukesinclair4101
      @lukesinclair4101 8 лет назад +16

      IKR? This episode is awesome!

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 7 лет назад +3

      maybe you don't have any goals in your life

    • @Zenaku
      @Zenaku 7 лет назад +12

      +Kevin Vuile Rotte Lafaard Like yourself, projecting your reality in others? Nice move huh

  • @YipYapYoup
    @YipYapYoup 10 лет назад +408

    Get Mike to draw some Nintendo characters using that shit. If he can't make something decent on it, nobody can.

    • @emperorpalpatine9841
      @emperorpalpatine9841 10 лет назад +46

      I saw those episodes too. He's really good at drawing.

    • @EQOAnostalgia
      @EQOAnostalgia 10 лет назад +55

      lol yeah Mike can draw the fuck out of anything with Mario Paint.

    • @TBONE_2004
      @TBONE_2004 10 лет назад +25

      Then watch Mike Matei MASTER the Video Art and create the most unbelievable creations.

    • @kosmicgr
      @kosmicgr 10 лет назад +1

      The Flipside. It's actually true. They made a video where they were showing the process of inking the title card for the Star Wars episode. IT WAS BIIIG!

    • @philcarpal3926
      @philcarpal3926 10 лет назад

      This is true

  • @SamnissArandeen
    @SamnissArandeen 5 лет назад +159

    Not going to lie, James' drawings as a kid shown at 5:10 are actually kinda awesome!

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Год назад +1

      Fr

    • @Davidpoland2005
      @Davidpoland2005 Год назад +2

      i wanna see the ai recreate some of them into an actual recreation of it

  • @jakeswervo3089
    @jakeswervo3089 5 лет назад +453

    Fun Fact: The only good LJN game to most people was Spider Man: Maximum Carnage for the Super Nintendo.

    • @firelightyear
      @firelightyear 5 лет назад +80

      JakeSwervo 234 Looks like Stan Lee at the time was breathing down LJN’s back to get this game to be better.

    • @jakeswervo3089
      @jakeswervo3089 5 лет назад +9

      Andrew Schmitt looks like it

    • @Worm-revolver
      @Worm-revolver 4 года назад +34

      I don't think LJN made any of their games. I think they were only a publisher.

    • @marcusmclean132
      @marcusmclean132 4 года назад +4

      The Bill & Ted game on the game boy is quite fun

    • @Qwertymnbvcxzuiop
      @Qwertymnbvcxzuiop 4 года назад +29

      @@Worm-revolver LJN wasn't a video game developer of any game. They were a publishers for every time, even "Friday the 13th" or "Spirit of Speed 1937" weren't made by LJN.

  • @UndertaleFan-cx2mc
    @UndertaleFan-cx2mc 5 лет назад +117

    "Shouldn't there be a paint bucket tool?"
    Well, it's an add-on for the Amiga CD32.
    6:20 Also, this beat was added into Super Mario Maker on the Course Select screen, with the same robot!

  • @youraverageplutoenjoyer7677
    @youraverageplutoenjoyer7677 5 лет назад +297

    Me: Yo pass me the axe cord!
    Friend: You better not play trash.
    Me: *SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

    • @Boemel
      @Boemel 4 года назад +3

      listening to noise is an actual thing...

    • @noxdecious
      @noxdecious 4 года назад +15

      The axe cord

    • @mememan3447
      @mememan3447 4 года назад +1

      Pizza Tommy1 Friend: THIS IS WHY YOUR MOM DOESN’T F***ING LOVE YOU

    • @SEiMEi_EXiSTS
      @SEiMEi_EXiSTS 4 года назад +2

      @Dingus Spud He meant to ask for the cable to plug on to the guitar

    • @cln5510
      @cln5510 4 года назад +3

      @@SEiMEi_EXiSTS he meant aux
      A cord made for plugging into a car for music

  • @alexanderstilianov
    @alexanderstilianov 8 лет назад +525

    Make a review of that styrofoam. It's underrated.

    • @madiserket2
      @madiserket2 6 лет назад +3

      Alex ditto

    • @MoonlightMirage
      @MoonlightMirage 6 лет назад +33

      But he only reviews BAD games, yet styrofoam is actually very decent :o

    • @realhuman7911
      @realhuman7911 6 лет назад +4

      Alex I love styrofoam

    • @SuperNitroZ64
      @SuperNitroZ64 6 лет назад +3

      @@MoonlightMirage since he reviews bad games, I have a list of requests: Rise of the Robots, Rise 2 - Resurrection, Sonic Shuffle, Knuckles Chaotix, Sonic Drift, and WWF Raw (Xbox).

  • @BezddDakota
    @BezddDakota 4 года назад +52

    8:00 that's very inspirational, no matter the circumstances. Keep up the good work, James!!

  • @AVSteve
    @AVSteve 9 лет назад +80

    3:16 "Maybe we can get lasers coming out of the Parrots eyes.."
    Jauqe? Jauqe is that you?

  • @GeneralSwishkabob
    @GeneralSwishkabob 7 лет назад +25

    The fact that he mentions Witchfinder General makes it clear that James knows good music when he hears it \m/

  • @000lobo9
    @000lobo9 10 лет назад +202

    Oh god, that squeaking would drive me crazy.

    • @000lobo9
      @000lobo9 10 лет назад +2

      Dante obviously forgot that detail. Like, did they just make the controller squeak on purpose to act as the soundtrack for the game? Lmao

    • @AmaranthOriginal
      @AmaranthOriginal 10 лет назад +3

      Now we know the true origins of the Nerd. He played one of these at launch.

    • @legomangavin
      @legomangavin 10 лет назад

      YOU LOOK LIKE AN UGLY POS! MERRY CHIRSTMAS! :DDD

    • @IronClawGaming
      @IronClawGaming 10 лет назад

      You could tell that his oversized head phones didn't even drown out the awful noise the avgn had to put up with.

    • @retrogamingguitarist5961
      @retrogamingguitarist5961 10 лет назад

      Please, make it stop! It's the squeaking of the hideous joystick!

  • @kenken2886
    @kenken2886 3 года назад +42

    5:08 can we pay attention how beautiful his artwork on Microsoft paint even though he's just want to have fun.

  • @davidm2364
    @davidm2364 6 лет назад +192

    Aw, that ending! James Rolfe is like a (foul-mouthed) Mr Rogers for grown ups.

  • @ExplorerDS6789
    @ExplorerDS6789 10 лет назад +28

    On the twelfth day of Shitsmas, the Nerd was forced to play: a crappy LJN game system, Universal Studios on GameCube, slow-loading HyperScan, Porky's on Atari, Lethal Weapon on Nintendo, V.I.P. with Pamela Anderson, Olsen Twins on GameBoy, Rocky and Bullwinkle. Ren and Stimpy: Fire Dogs, crazy CrazyBus, ALF on Sega Master, and a game called Tagin' Dragon.

  • @rakhemgold8162
    @rakhemgold8162 8 лет назад +443

    Tiger Electronics Vs. LJN

    • @lakotaguidinger9590
      @lakotaguidinger9590 8 лет назад +95

      Woah calm down!! No need to destroy the universe yet!!!!

    • @daniyalhussain956
      @daniyalhussain956 8 лет назад +12

      +NoNormal Dog i think its time to explode the world

    • @daniyalhussain956
      @daniyalhussain956 8 лет назад +3

      ***** it takes 9001 licks I tried

    • @Mr.Atari2600
      @Mr.Atari2600 8 лет назад +1

      Well at least LJN made some good games.

    • @Mr.Atari2600
      @Mr.Atari2600 8 лет назад +5

      Smokey 420
      published*
      LJN never really MADE there games.

  • @dahpython7764
    @dahpython7764 20 дней назад +5

    10 years, man I remember watching this when it came out

  • @Igorcastrochucre
    @Igorcastrochucre 9 лет назад +47

    The funny thing is that Mario Paint would later evolve into Super Mario Maker, mixing platforming with the palette and the music composer into something awesome. And everything is there: the guys doing sit-ups, the flies to swat, the saving robot.

    • @TackyRackyComixNEO
      @TackyRackyComixNEO 9 лет назад +3

      +Igorcastrochucre Super Mario Maker was probably the best possible successor that game could've gotten. Really, the only thing that would've made it better (certain elements from the original Mario games aside) is if they had the music composer tool in it, but it's still fantastic without that.

    • @coreywilliams4299
      @coreywilliams4299 9 лет назад +2

      Mike should play Super Mario Maker. quickly, spread the word. Put his request up the a##!!!

    • @TackyRackyComixNEO
      @TackyRackyComixNEO 9 лет назад

      Corey Williams​ Well, he did on stream a few days ago, and most of that stream consisted of him not understanding how menus worked and getting angry at basic Mario mechanics. Oh and he ragequit after learning about automatic levels.

  • @YourPalAlRetroGamer
    @YourPalAlRetroGamer 9 лет назад +406

    And then circles were invented.

  • @orang1921
    @orang1921 3 года назад +47

    exactly 7 years later, and this is still one of the best avgn videos.

  • @romanbrown2029
    @romanbrown2029 4 года назад +88

    That "no" at the beginning is epic.
    🤣😂

  • @Diego_Aracena_Kovacevic
    @Diego_Aracena_Kovacevic 8 лет назад +176

    You gotta love that soundtrack HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    • @PP-bs3od
      @PP-bs3od 6 лет назад +8

      SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @justablondguyplayingvideog495
      @justablondguyplayingvideog495 6 лет назад +9

      KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

    • @rebelfleettrooper9881
      @rebelfleettrooper9881 6 лет назад +2

      KKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @nyancatpoptart5441
    @nyancatpoptart5441 8 лет назад +208

    My gosh! I never knew that Mario Paint had so much influence on Super Mario Maker!

    • @spicymilkshake6600
      @spicymilkshake6600 8 лет назад +7

      Nyan Cat poptart Yeah it has the same catchy ass music

    • @RootTheLucario
      @RootTheLucario 8 лет назад +5

      Nyan Cat poptart I wish I had mariopaint but too bad I don't have the console guess I'm going to have to use an emulator

    • @higherground711
      @higherground711 8 лет назад +14

      Mario Paint was really fun. ^_^ You could draw, paint, make music, and play the fly swatter game. Messing with MS Paint was fun because it was similar in ways to Mario Paint.

    • @CloudySkies17695
      @CloudySkies17695 8 лет назад +18

      If I'm correct, Mario Maker started out as a full-on sequel to Mario Paint

    • @noaht2005
      @noaht2005 2 года назад +2

      I think warioware diy also had some callbacks

  • @suhleap
    @suhleap 8 лет назад +173

    Jesus Mario paint was amazing

    • @SomeoneElse-
      @SomeoneElse- 8 лет назад +32

      Jesus Mario paint sounds awesome. Never heard of it until now though.

    • @intergalactichumanempire9759
      @intergalactichumanempire9759 8 лет назад +20

      I prefer God Mario paint. Much larger selection of things to do

    • @greenknight9000
      @greenknight9000 7 лет назад +5

      Intergalactic Human Empire What about Allah Mario Paint?
      It's a blast!

  • @jefflopez2471
    @jefflopez2471 4 года назад +33

    I keep coming back just to hear the "NOOOOOOOO"

  • @thomaskloos6409
    @thomaskloos6409 10 лет назад +37

    You know what's a fun drinking game?
    Step 1: Put some beers in the fridge, if you live nearby a store that sells Roll'n Rock, buy it.
    Step 2: Go to cinemassacre's playlist 'AVGN'.
    Step 3: Set the order to random.
    Step 4: Get your beers out of the fridge.
    Step 5: Press the 'next video button' in the video screen, so that you get a random video to begin with.
    Step 6: Every time James takes a sip, you do too.
    Step 7: Keep doing this until you run out of beer.
    Have Fun!

    • @thomaskloos6409
      @thomaskloos6409 10 лет назад

      Well, in the newer videos he barely drinks, so it isn't that bad.

    • @LyingPrauses
      @LyingPrauses 10 лет назад +2

      I remember reading that James put water in his beer after a while because he would actually get plowed when filming an episode :P

    • @mechanoid2k
      @mechanoid2k 10 лет назад

      LyingPrauses Haha yeah in some of the old episodes he's lit up.

    • @thomaskloos6409
      @thomaskloos6409 10 лет назад +4

      Heez dee angriest gamer you've ever heard... hic!

  • @cowboys4life956
    @cowboys4life956 10 лет назад +370

    Video Art? more like Video Fart!

  • @ghostrecon420
    @ghostrecon420 8 лет назад +589

    see if Mike can draw on it

  • @Bluesit32
    @Bluesit32 5 лет назад +48

    "Oh nooo! It's melting! My precious power ring, gone forever!" 2:08

  • @sirderpington7704
    @sirderpington7704 10 лет назад +321

    Laser out of parrot eyes...Jon tron?

    • @PuffyCraftOfficial
      @PuffyCraftOfficial 10 лет назад +26

      I thought that too!

    • @tailshero
      @tailshero 10 лет назад +3

      ***** Same here

    • @RCT3Crashes100
      @RCT3Crashes100 10 лет назад +32

      Well, Jontron's listed in James' featured channels box, so this could mean a cross-over some time soon!

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 10 лет назад +4

      Parrots with freaking lasers on their heads

    • @RedTriangle53
      @RedTriangle53 10 лет назад +9

      definitely a Jaques

  • @LunaPrincessNinjato
    @LunaPrincessNinjato 9 лет назад +210

    A parrot that shoots lazer beams...lol nice

  • @mrpo3496
    @mrpo3496 7 лет назад +782

    why not just buy coloring book

  • @gramsxg2297
    @gramsxg2297 Месяц назад +7

    3:36 The Nerd is the only guy on the Internet that has raged over drawing a circle. 😂😂😂

  • @sergeantpanther678
    @sergeantpanther678 10 лет назад +24

    0:30 this has got to be the most enjoyable NOooooo shouts I have seen in quite some time.

    • @sergeantpanther678
      @sergeantpanther678 10 лет назад

      This has got to be one of the most enjoyable NOooooo shouts I have seen in quite some time.

  • @veronicameh776
    @veronicameh776 7 лет назад +97

    I loved Mario Paint, I have really happy memories about it

  • @KizuTheBunny
    @KizuTheBunny 4 года назад +1422

    s t y r o f o a m .

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 Месяц назад +3

    6:26 Seeing the AVGN bobbing his head to the beat with enjoyment makes me smile.

  • @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
    @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 5 лет назад +68

    5:07 - Holy cow, young James had some dark visions! Reminds me of those horror movies where a kid is always drawing terrifying crap that gets their parents to start being concerned about them...

  • @JustinEvitable80
    @JustinEvitable80 8 лет назад +10

    7:48. "Why do we focus on the bad memories?" Here's good that many have: Contra, Castlevania, Bubble Bobble, Legend Of Zelda, Metroid, Super Mario Bros 3, Megaman 2, Street Fighter II, Sonic The Hedgehog 2, Super Mario World, Super Mario Kart, Mortal Kombat, TMNTIV: Turtles In Time, Zelda: A Link To The Past, Donkey Kong Country, Final Fantasy III (part 6), and many more I'm forgetting.

    • @AmyraCarter
      @AmyraCarter 6 лет назад +1

      Guitar Hero, Twisted Metal, Jet Moto, Gran Turismo, and so on.

  • @snow-puppetsofficial360
    @snow-puppetsofficial360 5 лет назад +154

    Witchfinder General? Heavy Metal, man!

  • @hachipanki8634
    @hachipanki8634 4 года назад +117

    3:18 It's that Jaques from Jontron?
    *Everything is clear now*

  • @zackriley8202
    @zackriley8202 9 лет назад +243

    How do you find The Nerd in a crowd?
    Simple, scream the letters "LJN".

    • @user-uo8ny1kj4c
      @user-uo8ny1kj4c 9 лет назад

      avgn should play roblox

    • @haoddd3259
      @haoddd3259 9 лет назад +16

      +Robloxgamer 23 he only plays old games idiot

    • @Snipurss
      @Snipurss 9 лет назад +13

      +Robloxgamer 23 "robloxgamer" hahahahahahahaaahahahahahahaaa

    • @user-uo8ny1kj4c
      @user-uo8ny1kj4c 9 лет назад

      fuck you

    • @Snipurss
      @Snipurss 9 лет назад +10

      +Robloxgamer 23 judging from your username and how immature your responses are I'm going to say you're 11 or 12 years old

  • @clubsandwich2974
    @clubsandwich2974 5 лет назад +83

    3:26 me in kindergarten trying to draw a circle

  • @detective_l2413
    @detective_l2413 3 года назад +4

    James's list of triggers:
    • Spiders
    • Blood
    • *LJN*
    • TV "pitchfork" connector box

  • @Lucstar07
    @Lucstar07 4 года назад +36

    1:21 Not gonna lie, that's some pretty realistic shit right there.

  • @JustinEvitable80
    @JustinEvitable80 8 лет назад +15

    1:05. The paw print and the scuff marks were another system that were originally packaged and tried to get out. Most things will become self aware when packaged inside something with an LJN logo. It has a paw print so maybe it was an Atari system. Lynx, Jaguar, etc.

    • @GregoryMom
      @GregoryMom 8 лет назад +1

      JustinEvitable80 i had that happen, now i have a pet famicom. eats "accursed boxes". it's really cute.

  • @Ferase
    @Ferase 8 лет назад +78

    The next AVGN video should be about the styrofoam.

    • @twes003
      @twes003 7 лет назад +3

      Parkman202 LJN should make a game about styrofoam.

  • @NijiMarii
    @NijiMarii 8 лет назад +52

    Imagine instead of static in the background, it was the Crazy Bus BG music.

  • @Asauchi69
    @Asauchi69 4 года назад +11

    Honestly, the message at the end really does help during this epidemic when we are all feeling a bit down. Thanks AVGN for making my days brighter with your content. Keep it up man!

  • @ManuelMartinez-pd9sj
    @ManuelMartinez-pd9sj 8 лет назад +71

    You have brought me many laughs lately though hard times. You're another favorite RUclipsr. I Totally relate to the anger with games. It's ridiculous how angry games can make us. Watching you gives me nostalgia. I love the concept, the commentary, the personality, and the theme song has been seared in my head. It makes me smile.

  • @andrewgarcia3761
    @andrewgarcia3761 8 лет назад +11

    wow that sincere happy holiday message at the end made me smile so big.

  • @TheRightLadder
    @TheRightLadder 5 лет назад +32

    6:27 is James just dreaming of Mario Paint whilst still playing LJN? Because he's holding the squeaker.

  • @anikmonette2140
    @anikmonette2140 5 лет назад +89

    "Let's see if I can draw a circle..."
    *is only able to draw squares*
    FUUUCK! 😁

  • @emelielager5453
    @emelielager5453 6 лет назад +134

    I think it’s kind of crazy but very nice that you made this unusually sentimental holiday greeting on the exact Christmas that my dad was about to pass away. ;.; That whole end of the year for me was really brightened by your videos! The Big Rigs one was actually one of the last digital things I showed to my dad. He loved simulator games for the PC.

    • @WolfmanSonic
      @WolfmanSonic 5 лет назад +7

      Emelie Lager I hope your feeling better I’m sorry for your lost

    • @sebschroed1233
      @sebschroed1233 5 лет назад +6

      Before my dad has passed, we watched gaming videos from Korea, to bad he is gone, he would have liked AVGN

    • @mcgriddle552
      @mcgriddle552 5 лет назад +1

      Omg man. So sorry for your loss.

    • @DiamondCreeper78
      @DiamondCreeper78 5 лет назад +1

      Rip

  • @alexput
    @alexput 10 лет назад +12

    7:38 to the end made me feel better from my crappy holiday season, thank you James, I appreciate it so much and I hope you read this comment, have a merry Christmas

  • @samji_art
    @samji_art 8 лет назад +23

    I love how no matter how much James makes fun of anything, he always ends the video on a positive note

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 3 года назад +24

    1:32 Devil: you leave me outta this one, Nerd.

  • @demilung
    @demilung 10 лет назад +21

    On the twelfth day of Shitsmas, my nerd brought to me:
    Twelve LJN ass colors
    Eleven fucking lines
    Ten additionaly priced cards
    Nine broken ladder steps
    Eight weird backgrounds
    Seven shitty QTEs
    Six decent puzzles
    Five bits of shit track
    Four bouncing chicks
    Three buses of shit
    Two pedo FBIs
    And a dragon shitting on me.

    • @yakkowarner1990
      @yakkowarner1990 10 лет назад

      And a partridge family in a pear tree! xD

  • @ClarkCayenne
    @ClarkCayenne 5 лет назад +17

    Oh James, you bring so much joy and laughs in my (and millions other) lives. THank you very much for all you`ve done thru years to make our lives better.

  • @Larsgman
    @Larsgman 3 года назад +8

    Having james wish us a merry christmas at the end of the video with heartfelt sincerity is a treat.
    Also idk why I’m getting recommended this mid-june 2021

  • @turdcalzone7636
    @turdcalzone7636 4 года назад +9

    02:29 Witchfinder General.. ? That was all that I got by having this in the background.

  • @Karmolette12
    @Karmolette12 5 лет назад +34

    4:28 I cant stop laughing. Lol

  • @silvskill5358
    @silvskill5358 8 лет назад +77

    I much prefer the console reviews with AVGN over the game reviews. There's just something about him talking about how the controller is shit and how to hook up the console. I think it's a lot more enjoyable than his game reviews but I still enjoy his game reviews too.

    • @redatouati987
      @redatouati987 6 лет назад

      What about when he review with guests

  • @jestomacco1594
    @jestomacco1594 4 года назад +6

    That last part has to be my favorite. It was simply beautiful you can really tell on his expression that he is being very sincere. Merry xmas 2020!

  • @pale9819
    @pale9819 4 года назад +11

    This was made in 2014!!
    It feels like this was made last year, man does time fly fast.