Great episode as always, I often see comments on newer Nerd videos saying "this reminds me of classic AVGN", but to me, you've never lost your touch, especially of late. Always enjoy more AVGN
Holy shit, it's a trip to see you here of all places, best Charizard NA. But yeah this episode feels so much like his orignial style and its perfect. The jokes and skits were on point this time around.
@@SinisterF. the day I need grammar advice, pigs will fly lol. (it was tongue-in-cheek, leaving out the period. "SMH" is inherently bad grammar too, btw, smart one.)
@@nthgth acronyms and shorthand isn't bad grammar unless you're a wrinkly old english teacher who thinks people should use proper punctuations on the internet
It's funny how little design decisions can be so stupidly frustrating. Power on the back, controller input on the side... controller cable on the bottom of controller. Had these people literally never seen a console before? It's not like it was released in 1987... by 93 all that shit had been figured out.
Maybe they where trying really hard to be different. It would explain why you jump with "up" in platformers and with the jump button in fighting games.
The actual reason that you have to choose between sound effects and music is due to original Amiga limitations. There’s only 4 channels of sound and all of them are used for music thus leaving no room for sound effects.
Hope you guys are enjoying the new Nerd videos. There's a few more coming out before the end of the year. Unfortunately, this episode is NOT on Amazon Prime yet, we are having some technical issues with the service... also, we aren't happy that fans outside of the US & UK can't even use it yet. We are working on a solution. For the time being, new AVGN episodes will appear on RUclips first. There will be an update video once we figure it out. Thanks!
I wouldn't count him as a RUclipsr though. He started out between his own website (Cinemassacre) and Gametrailers/ScrewAttack. He's never relied solely on RUclips. He's been pretty consistent with quality though, it's impressive I'm still watching after over a decade.
AVGN is one of the most consistent content youtuber ever for me. His shows even at 2018 still is similar to the style of his old classic videos, I almost got mistaken that this was an old episode literally, amazing quality as ever Nerd!
another super consistent youtuber is probably captain disillusion who in a way is like the AVGN of special effects he has had the *exact* same intro since *2007.*
Growing up I always wanted a Sega Megadrive or Super Nintendo like my friends and cousins had at their homes. But one day my father came home with this monstrosity. Yes, my early gaming childhood was to Oscar instead of Mario or Sonic and I've never found anyone else who can relate to me on this.
The same thing was the case with Mechwarrior 2 as well. Could play it as a soundtrack as long as you skip Track 1. (the player tries to play the game data as audio with slightly less melodic results.
Nope, the reason why you can turn the ceilings and floors off in "Gloom" is just because that's the most complicated bit to render. Think "Wolfenstein" versus "Doom" - Wolfenstein didn't have any texture mapping on the ceilings and floors. But, by the release of Doom, iD had nailed how to make that work fast enough. Basically, the walls are dead simple to render. They're always vertical, so the engine renders them in vertical strips and just scales those vertical strips to different heights. That was John Carmack's clever little trick - kind of a programming "cheat" - to make things look like true 3D, even though, in truth, these are all still 2D pixel copying techniques. The floors and ceilings, though, are a different story. Because you can rotate to any arbitrary angle and then there's perspective on top of that to account for, calculating the floors and ceilings is complicated. In fact, it's basically doing proper 3D texture mapping in software. That's why "Wolfenstein" didn't have any texture mapping on the floors and ceilings. It was too complicated - would have taken up too much CPU time to calculate and keep up a decent frame rate. By "DOOM", though, he'd both nailed a few optimisations to speed it all up and, well, PCs were also getting faster - in the battle of PC clone manufacturers to constantly outdo each other -and were now fast enough that you could reasonably expect people to have, say, a 33MHz CPU or whatever, which was now fast enough to do it all at a good frame rate. That's why the option is there. It's that they blatantly copied DOOM - and did get the floors and ceilings working - but they're no John Carmack, so it's like "okay, we've got the floors and ceilings thing in there... just about... but, to be honest, if you want the frame rate to stay steady, then turn them off, as this machine is desperately struggling to only barely manage it". The super-zoomed-in perspective of the game? The super-tight FOV? That's another cheat hack to give the CPU less to do, hoping to keep the frame rates up. Basically, they wanted to copy DOOM, then realised that John Carmack's a technical wizard, who was casting programming magic to make these things work at all, and they couldn't really pull it off on the CD32. Not properly. Not fast enough for a good frame rate. So they killed the FOV to speed it up and, even then, felt that it wasn't really good enough - so added the "remove floors and ceilings" option, as that's the thing killing the frame rates so badly.
It's an A1200 in a cheap case...minus all the advantages of a regular A1200. Seems like back in the 80s and 90s only the Japanese understood this console stuff.
The CD32 wasn't to blame for Commodore's downfall, at least that wasn't the main cause. Commodroe had made many mistakes years before. For example the A1200/4000 came too late, the A600 was a joke and a disappointment. For years there was no good successor for the 1987 released A500. The profits were then pumped into PC development and missing developments like CDTV, C65 and and .. When the CD32 was released Commodore's downfall was already sealed
Oh, also, how most games kept depending on the 1-button joystick standard from the 70s into the 90s was also a huge disadvantage for Commodore. The Amiga could technically support at least 7 buttons since the CD32 does that, they should have introduced that joypad standard with the Amiga 500.
@@SuperNormalMan I actually read about that. Castlevania Rondo of Blood had one but Track one warns you which is smart. Castlevania Symphony of the Night has a track but it's good music somehow. Also Sonic CD had one.
@@giulianofrontini223 I was too young back the to remember anything about it, but Amiga has always like a word I had heard before even before learning Spanish..!
I like to imagine that kang fu and the company called "greed" was just an ironic hateletter to the system, like they must've done that on purpose. "This is what the Amiga CD32 is capable of, keeping the lid open really unlocks the systems potential!"
@@joshuascholar3220 "I want to know though, was the Amiga CD 32 a full on Amiga? Could you add a keyboard, mouse, floppy and have a cool computer?" From what I remember there were two different expansion modules you could buy to add a standard Amiga keyboard, mouse and floppy drive (unsure about hard drive) It was basically a stock A1200 repackaged as a console (and we all know how well consoles that are repackaged from computers do)
@@joshuascholar3220 Yes, there was also a 68030 accelerator with extra RAM and hard drive. There were also a few GOOD games available, problem was development stopped when Commodore went under.
I had one as a kid and I liked kang fu. I knew as soon as I saw you had it you were going to rage about the loading bug. My dad raged about it for ages and called the store and they told him to read the manual. Yes, my dad was in his 30s and bought kang fu... For himself! Legend!
@@electromaniac9723 didn't really pay attention to it as a kid but I suppose it is quite weird. I just thought it was really good graphics at the time 😂
I grew up on these videos even from screw attack days and every single episode you never fail to impress. The quality of your videos has been the finest of all video game RUclipsrs even to this day. I just cannot believe we are at 162 episodes of the Nerd. Thank you for putting up with all the shitty games. The world needs someone to experience them for us and no one is more qualified than you. I really hope you never stop creating such quality content.
Ah, the Commodore 64 Games System. That was a huge mistake. I love the fact that all the unsold units were disassembled, put in "breadbin" cases and resold (with C64GS' game cartridge and hideous Cheetah Annihilator joystick) as Commodore 64G in Europe.
Hmm, it's weird too. x32. CD tray. Colored buttons. This thing is every bit of the Nintendo-Sony Playstation collab prototype, xept way earlier. Only thing it was missing was its true purpose, good games, the thing that launched the ps1 and Ps2 into space compared to Nintendo and Xbox.
I like to imagine James and the Nerd are 2 separate personalities in the same body, so when they're talking in phone call he had to change clothes and go back and forth between the two rooms.
No, you misunderstood the original comment, he didn't meant that this was a old video that got reuploaded but he meant it had the same style and feel like one of the old episodes
Research? I doubt it. This console did not kill Commodore. Nearly a decade of mismanagement did. The company was was on its deathbed before this thing was even though of.
@@thehighestorder2868 Yeah ONLY 2 million subs - he was there almost from day 1 of YT existing over 12 years ago. Some people are way past that with half the time.
I swear to God, AVGN helped me with one of the darkest part of my life.I was anxious all the time and having panic attacks but when i was watching him i could get a break from life and ease my mind. Now im seeing therapist and doing great.I dont know if you ever gonna read this or not but thank you anyway James.
This is classic AVGN. I feel he's at his best when he's reviewing consoles because it allows him to talk about many different things at a quicker pace. Honestly I wouldn't mind if he had a video (or several) dedicated to smaller shitty games that, on their own, wouldn't be worthy of a video that all came together to form one large video. Perhaps with a theme attaching them? Just my two cents.
After some research, I have discovered that the buttons have names. the i32 button is "shuffle", the circle arrow is "repeat", arrow pointing down is "select", and the square is "stop" it's for the cd player command. otherwise the game manuals referred to the buttons by color (sorry colorblind folks)
Yeah, i was expecting some sort of explosion when he pressed play, and i was ready Google what actually happens. I look forward to the next video for the answer.
@@senatorcthulu1815 @Steven Narey Yeah, same. Not gonna Google it either. The fact that they wrote it down on the back of the case for track 1 specifically is so odd.
Theory : in Megaman episode, he said it's good to bring it back every once in a while. Had already been hiatus or scarce. So he meant he wouldn't until the next Megaman release, which was MM11 about a month ago when consistent episodes resumed.
ed champagne I'm saying the Nerd doing that is funny af because some kid in the 90s probably did something similar and it's just ridiculous of a console to be such a piece of crap
Alex G Oh, well I'm gonna still hold on to the image of a Mom walking in the family den and wondering why Jimmy has the yellow pages on top of their $400 game console
I had to do something similar woth my friend's SNES because he slammed games in it so hard that the receiver was in a little further than it should've been
Share this link, James is one of the oldest tubers . He deserves number one at least once...;)ps Fakt hunt good one;)PPS psycho-logical effects my fuZzy brain is traumatized now:/
You forgot to mention battletoads for the amiga cd32 (doesn't deserve to be capitalized) where the graphics were ripped from the NES game without music. Need I say more?
Problem with the CD32 isn't just that it was a bad console. It was actually a pretty capable machine, being basically an A1200 without a keyboard and floppy drive. Its biggest problems were that Commodore went bust less than a year after launch, and that it had virtually no third-party game publisher support thanks to that fact. And most of its hardware flaws came down to Commodore's lack of resources that late in the game. The paint can thing is also probably just because the poor thing is as old as I am. Point is, Commodore didn't collapse because the CD32 was bad, the CD32 was bad because Commodore's collapse was already inevitable by the time the console launched. It was doomed from the start. If you want to see some REAL unmitigated shit from Commodore, check out the story behind the Amiga 600.
I take one look at any of the games, especially Gloom, and think no this is not a capable machine. Any SNES game with an FX chip wipes the floor with this.
I honestly regard the ban on sales in the US pending payment of copyrights for previous crap as a GOOD thing. Had this pile of drudge hit the US market, the recovery from the Crash would have been delayed or outright aborted. There but for the grace of God...
So it's like if Nvidia went bankrupt and people would say RTX is bad because nobody cares about it anymore, despite it being a cutting edge technology.
...AND NOW, THE CHILLING CONCLUSION!!!
PART 2: ruclips.net/video/HfnNrISCFfk/видео.html
I told you the CDTV was even worse!
+bob the hedgehog gamer You wish you could forget, so it would be new again, it's that good.
+bob the hedgehog gamer Automatically does it, I had no idea what you meant.
Thanks.
+bob the hedgehog gamer I blame CERN.
@bob the hedgehog gamer not because Dio Drando demanded you should?
The only reason he didn't make a beaver joke is because he didn't give a dam
No
Haha very punny
Carlos!
@@mdmPr0ductions nice
Fun fact: beaver is slang for vagina. That's a thing you know now.
Great episode as always, I often see comments on newer Nerd videos saying "this reminds me of classic AVGN", but to me, you've never lost your touch, especially of late. Always enjoy more AVGN
Holy shit, it's a trip to see you here of all places, best Charizard NA.
But yeah this episode feels so much like his orignial style and its perfect. The jokes and skits were on point this time around.
(When you re watching a video and you see that guy zard walking in the comments.)
lol introspective is acting like avgn sometimes
Aye intro
HOLY SHIT IT'S THE GUY WHO ZARD GLIDES
I remember a preview in a Swedish Amiga magazine that said "No, it's not a graphics bug, Gloom looks like this".
Even the people who wrote the magazine weren't lying
@@Spamlum like Nintendo Power
It was later confirmed that the term "32-bits" referred to how many pieces the console was made from.
@@robertwilson3866Lmao
Dang...
To be fair, if Kang-Fu's title reflected it's actual gameplay, in that you use a gun, they'd have had to have called it Kang-Bang.
Nice grammar
The fact this doesnt get more likes baffles me
@@SinisterF. the day I need grammar advice, pigs will fly lol.
(it was tongue-in-cheek, leaving out the period. "SMH" is inherently bad grammar too, btw, smart one.)
LOL
@@nthgth acronyms and shorthand isn't bad grammar unless you're a wrinkly old english teacher who thinks people should use proper punctuations on the internet
Kang-Fu should’ve had it’s own episode.
I’ve played the entire game and it gets worse and worse.
"Kang-Fu should’ve had it’s own episode." well it did
Worse than Jeckel & Hyde
Is it worse than Cyberdillo?
Darth Vegeta Dr J and H at least had some effort put into it. Kang Fu re uses levels.
Sorry to hear that. I hope that game hasn't left everlasting psychological issues on your end.
Kang fu is actually a realistic representation of the every day life in australia
r/woosh
Is the Skeleton more accurate than the game?
wee gee That explains a lot
Actually your comment is very inaccurate the kangaroo isn't even upside down very inaccurate change your sources
"At least we don't have AR-15s"
Nerd: “Imagine beating a whole level of doom, in 10 seconds”
Speed runners: “8, take it or leave it”
Doom is quite litteraly the most dumbest game to do a speedrun of.
@@wedgeantilles4712 No, Clue is.
@@wedgeantilles4712 most dumbest. Most dumb or dumbest, can't do both.
That 9th second took 22 years to get rid of
@@wedgeantilles4712 and yet, doom invented speedrunning
Watching this video three years after it came out, I'm just now realizing the genius of labeling your power cables.
AVGN inspired me to start doing that. It's come in handy more than once!
I've never had to do that but I *assume* that would make things easier! 😃
It's funny how little design decisions can be so stupidly frustrating. Power on the back, controller input on the side... controller cable on the bottom of controller. Had these people literally never seen a console before? It's not like it was released in 1987... by 93 all that shit had been figured out.
All it required was copying past gen systems
Maybe they where trying really hard to be different. It would explain why you jump with "up" in platformers and with the jump button in fighting games.
The actual reason that you have to choose between sound effects and music is due to original Amiga limitations. There’s only 4 channels of sound and all of them are used for music thus leaving no room for sound effects.
The original Amiga could handle both on many other games though, despite some elements in the music getting partially muted every once in a while.
@@nabeshin7741 Could it really? I seem to remember music or sound being a choice on some actual Amiga games, but I could be remembering wrong.
@@rockettaco this was on the Atari 2600
@@sharko_tv_be non of my atari games have music and sound so I guess I never noticed
CD 32? That's 20 less than Action
HAHAA
lights
camera
CD 32!
But 64 bits is more than 32.
I request a port of Act. 52 to CD. 32, Now!
@@adwaitagnome You'd be surprised how many Amiga games were worse than what Action 52 offered XD
The re-watchability of nerd episodes is endless 😎
Like a breath of fresh air
My favorite one is the resident evil fps game.
Yes.
Yes
I was just thinking that! I had seen this episode, but am fully enjoying it again.
Wow, didn't think you could top "You and your friends are dead" as a game over screen but the kangaroo skeleton was pretty amazing.
You should watch the Hong Kong 97 episode
And i thought Super Alfred Chicken game over screen is dark already
*The real dead person from Hong Kong 97 has entered the chat*
@choralCyborg At 25:14 What is that?💀
I kinda liked the Friday The 13th game over screen
Hope you guys are enjoying the new Nerd videos. There's a few more coming out before the end of the year. Unfortunately, this episode is NOT on Amazon Prime yet, we are having some technical issues with the service... also, we aren't happy that fans outside of the US & UK can't even use it yet. We are working on a solution. For the time being, new AVGN episodes will appear on RUclips first. There will be an update video once we figure it out. Thanks!
Cinemassacre A NEW EPISODE!
Thank you so much James, I love your stuff!
They are as amazing as ever. You guys are great doing this!! Cheers!
Cinemassacre thank you James!! I love all of new AVGN content.
Thanks. Being from ireland i could watch them til they came here.
The only series to prove that you can still have quality content after being on RUclips for a decade.
And a half. Its 14 years almost
I wouldn't count him as a RUclipsr though. He started out between his own website (Cinemassacre) and Gametrailers/ScrewAttack. He's never relied solely on RUclips. He's been pretty consistent with quality though, it's impressive I'm still watching after over a decade.
SHONUFF Same thoughts here! Wish James could get a real blockbuster movie of his own one day.
@@猫本熊 already did
Captain Disillusion counts, not as much content though
Kang Fu is easily one of the most cursed games that the Nerd has ever played.
We wuz fightin n shiet
@@SlickBlackCadillac You said it, dude.
What about "The Town With No Name"?
@@xZippyThat's blessed, not cursed
The game even gaslights the console and say the console you purchased for all that money has a bug
So the true star of this episode was the 1 gallon paint can
There's a case to be made that it was actually the villain
That paint can should grow into a character in part 2 like Shitpickle.
@@DKSmusic86 it was Mr Bucket in disguise the whole time
@@DKSmusic86 hahahahha I agree I'm liking that paint can for a character
If Kang Fu was made today it would be hailed as an amazing ARG existentialist horror experience.
it looks like a bad vaporwave cover
I dissagree. It would be a copypasta
"Believe the hype!"
IGN
Cruelty Squad
Kang Fu is Leroy's fighting style.
AVGN is one of the most consistent content youtuber ever for me. His shows even at 2018 still is similar to the style of his old classic videos, I almost got mistaken that this was an old episode literally, amazing quality as ever Nerd!
With a username like that, I really hope you clicked the "remember me" box on the log-in screen...
With less Mike drawings
Tru that
another super consistent youtuber is probably captain disillusion who in a way is like the AVGN of special effects
he has had the *exact* same intro since *2007.*
@@wohlhabendermanager You do realize you can use email address to login? :D
Growing up I always wanted a Sega Megadrive or Super Nintendo like my friends and cousins had at their homes. But one day my father came home with this monstrosity. Yes, my early gaming childhood was to Oscar instead of Mario or Sonic and I've never found anyone else who can relate to me on this.
I feel so bad for you bro
lol I think that's awesome. And kinda sad. I had a Jaguar, if that makes you feel any better.... but I had Sega, too.
Did you enjoy it at all?
Don't feel too bad I had a CDI
@@waynehiggins7950 Dude that was almost my 2nd system after the NES. Luckily I got the Genesis with the optional 8bit Master system converter.
*How do you wanna name the buttons?*
*Commodore: Yes*
😂😂😂😂
is that bug or feature?
My man
looking good
slow down @@Ratbigblock396
2 avgn episodes in one month? Oh boy, Christmas sure is early.
true 😂😂
I'm hoping this'll happen more. I'm really loving this new wave of Cinemassacre content. I really hope there can be more crossovers.
Isnt that three now??
@varelabro1 it's called Christmas :-) :-) :-)
Never stop man, been over 10 years and I still love your videos!
You and AVGN are in a category of your own, along with a very select few others.
And you are still commenting in his videos lol
But, Proto, what if his fan base gets too old?
@@raulsalcedo8332 We're already too old.
we meet again protomario lol
The same thing was the case with Mechwarrior 2 as well. Could play it as a soundtrack as long as you skip Track 1. (the player tries to play the game data as audio with slightly less melodic results.
The greatest youtube series of all time.
Yea
thank you sir
Without a doubt. My gf just said she likes the OAVGN over the AVGN.
As in old man nerd lol
Beerdy wat u doin here
Absolutely all time
Nope, the reason why you can turn the ceilings and floors off in "Gloom" is just because that's the most complicated bit to render.
Think "Wolfenstein" versus "Doom" - Wolfenstein didn't have any texture mapping on the ceilings and floors. But, by the release of Doom, iD had nailed how to make that work fast enough.
Basically, the walls are dead simple to render. They're always vertical, so the engine renders them in vertical strips and just scales those vertical strips to different heights.
That was John Carmack's clever little trick - kind of a programming "cheat" - to make things look like true 3D, even though, in truth, these are all still 2D pixel copying techniques.
The floors and ceilings, though, are a different story. Because you can rotate to any arbitrary angle and then there's perspective on top of that to account for, calculating the floors and ceilings is complicated. In fact, it's basically doing proper 3D texture mapping in software.
That's why "Wolfenstein" didn't have any texture mapping on the floors and ceilings. It was too complicated - would have taken up too much CPU time to calculate and keep up a decent frame rate.
By "DOOM", though, he'd both nailed a few optimisations to speed it all up and, well, PCs were also getting faster - in the battle of PC clone manufacturers to constantly outdo each other -and were now fast enough that you could reasonably expect people to have, say, a 33MHz CPU or whatever, which was now fast enough to do it all at a good frame rate.
That's why the option is there.
It's that they blatantly copied DOOM - and did get the floors and ceilings working - but they're no John Carmack, so it's like "okay, we've got the floors and ceilings thing in there... just about... but, to be honest, if you want the frame rate to stay steady, then turn them off, as this machine is desperately struggling to only barely manage it".
The super-zoomed-in perspective of the game? The super-tight FOV? That's another cheat hack to give the CPU less to do, hoping to keep the frame rates up.
Basically, they wanted to copy DOOM, then realised that John Carmack's a technical wizard, who was casting programming magic to make these things work at all, and they couldn't really pull it off on the CD32. Not properly. Not fast enough for a good frame rate.
So they killed the FOV to speed it up and, even then, felt that it wasn't really good enough - so added the "remove floors and ceilings" option, as that's the thing killing the frame rates so badly.
KlaxonCow you work hard on this comment?
Still a 1985 PC in a 1993 case.
If Wolfenstein would have been released on CD32, they would have called it something as half-assed as these games on the video, like "Wolf n Stain"
interesting. looks like that was yet another layer on the CD32 shitcake.
@@pillbox2235 tl;dr Doom's still better.
6:05 How did James not notice the statue pissing in the back? He had a field day with something similar in Jekyll & Hyde
I feel the engineering and design of this thing was basically let's take everything that's been estaisbed in game consoles and not use that.
Dafuq is estaisbed?
@@GeronimoPlaz Established I think.
@@eugeniaamariei8626 Estaisbed has not been established.
It's an A1200 in a cheap case...minus all the advantages of a regular A1200.
Seems like back in the 80s and 90s only the Japanese understood this console stuff.
This is probably the most episodes you've put out in a year since the movie! Amazing work, James! Keep it up!
Trae Fisher no last year there were more (I think), and in 2006 or 2007 he put up two episode a month.
this year was off to a shitty start so its making up for lost time. it evens out lol
And all the episdes were pretty good 2.
The CD32 wasn't to blame for Commodore's downfall, at least that wasn't the main cause. Commodroe had made many mistakes years before. For example the A1200/4000 came too late, the A600 was a joke and a disappointment. For years there was no good successor for the 1987 released A500.
The profits were then pumped into PC development and missing developments like CDTV, C65 and and ..
When the CD32 was released Commodore's downfall was already sealed
The plus/4 also failed due to incompatability.
Look who did there homework
Oh, also, how most games kept depending on the 1-button joystick standard from the 70s into the 90s was also a huge disadvantage for Commodore. The Amiga could technically support at least 7 buttons since the CD32 does that, they should have introduced that joypad standard with the Amiga 500.
now we know
Very true. Commodore was just falling to pieces at this point
Damn you cliffhanger!!
Damn, i know
Track 1 is rickroll?
I'm guessing Track 1 is the game data of the disc. Try playing that, and it'll play a loud buzzing sound that'll ruin your speakers.
@@SuperNormalMan I actually read about that. Castlevania Rondo of Blood had one but Track one warns you which is smart. Castlevania Symphony of the Night has a track but it's good music somehow. Also Sonic CD had one.
@@SuperNormalMan "Let's boot it up, Ladies and Gentleman!"
“Imagine completing an entire DOOM level in 10 seconds.”
Don’t show James DOOM speed running
Hearing the Nerd mention the PS4 is a bit weird to me
I think that putty game was actually "remastered" for PS4. Now that's weird.
@@Werthorga No, it's called Putty Squad just like the original.
The nerd needs to review Life of 🅱lack Tiger.
@@Werthorga De Blob is a totally different game
@@justyumi4410 He only reviews games that are at least 10 years old.
“Futuristic Tommy Wiseau”
I actually want to play the game now.
"I did not hit her! I did naaat"
“I did not hit her. I will though now.”
Got you to 69!
@@epion660 "it is bullshit."
Oh hi Mark
I love it when James talks about individual consoles instead of just games, especially the obscure ones. :)
Those are pretty much the best episodes
Maybe he'll review the apple pippin one day.
Amen
Here in Europe Amiga was not obscure ;)
I clearly remember the spot on tv about the Amigacd32
@@giulianofrontini223 I was too young back the to remember anything about it, but Amiga has always like a word I had heard before even before learning Spanish..!
$700 for a console?! That's unbelievable! You can maybe buy a PS5 Pro for that much!
The old console has spoken a prophesy.
🤔
I like to imagine that kang fu and the company called "greed" was just an ironic hateletter to the system, like they must've done that on purpose. "This is what the Amiga CD32 is capable of, keeping the lid open really unlocks the systems potential!"
I want to know though, was the Amiga CD 32 a full on Amiga? Could you add a keyboard, mouse, floppy and have a cool computer?
Who the hell actually sat down and though calling their company "Greed" was a good idea? This whole episode feels like a big prank.
@@joshuascholar3220 "I want to know though, was the Amiga CD 32 a full on Amiga? Could you add a keyboard, mouse, floppy and have a cool computer?"
From what I remember there were two different expansion modules you could buy to add a standard Amiga keyboard, mouse and floppy drive (unsure about hard drive)
It was basically a stock A1200 repackaged as a console (and we all know how well consoles that are repackaged from computers do)
@@joshuascholar3220 Yes, there was also a 68030 accelerator with extra RAM and hard drive. There were also a few GOOD games available, problem was development stopped when Commodore went under.
Oh, how I've missed the episodes where the Nerd fights with hooking up a console to the TV.
I know, that was beautiful.
As a British woman I can approve the swearing in British terms
fun fact, FLAIR designed the Atari Jaguar hardware....
Kind of explains a lot there, really.
That's why the Jaguar CD didnt work for shit
WOO!
cool that Ric Flair also had time to Wrestle and Design Game a Console :)
They really were like another LJN;
Bad games, some move-licensed: Dangerous Streets, Oscar, Surf Ninjas,
Nonfunctional peripherals: Atari Jaguar CD
I like how James at the video store immediately starts rattling off trivia about Surf Ninjas
I had one as a kid and I liked kang fu. I knew as soon as I saw you had it you were going to rage about the loading bug. My dad raged about it for ages and called the store and they told him to read the manual. Yes, my dad was in his 30s and bought kang fu... For himself! Legend!
How did you reacted to the game over screen?
@@electromaniac9723 didn't really pay attention to it as a kid but I suppose it is quite weird. I just thought it was really good graphics at the time 😂
@@fartsniffer2722 ah ok
@DwarvishPasty 😱😱😱😱
There are many cool games for this system 👍
Noooo, you can't leave us with such a cliffhanger D:
I wonder what is next :O
DgoneOfficial IKR
I grew up on these videos even from screw attack days and every single episode you never fail to impress. The quality of your videos has been the finest of all video game RUclipsrs even to this day. I just cannot believe we are at 162 episodes of the Nerd. Thank you for putting up with all the shitty games. The world needs someone to experience them for us and no one is more qualified than you. I really hope you never stop creating such quality content.
Kang Fu has a strong vaporwave/synthwave aesthetic
14 years later and still quality content. please never stop making these!
@Edvard Varis thanks friend
The face and body provoke cognitive dissonance
Momo
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
The dangers of presentation.
Ohhhh damn to be continued
Remember the time Commodore released a C64 without a keyboard where the pack-in game required a keyboard to even start?
Ah, the Commodore 64 Games System. That was a huge mistake.
I love the fact that all the unsold units were disassembled, put in "breadbin" cases and resold (with C64GS' game cartridge and hideous Cheetah Annihilator joystick) as Commodore 64G in Europe.
Hmm, it's weird too. x32. CD tray. Colored buttons. This thing is every bit of the Nintendo-Sony Playstation collab prototype, xept way earlier. Only thing it was missing was its true purpose, good games, the thing that launched the ps1 and Ps2 into space compared to Nintendo and Xbox.
Wow. Their decision-making process must have been fascinating! To have been a fly on the wall.
@@uriituw It s so fucking rare though.I doubt James bought one
The "adapting my swearing to British" gag at 2:36 is completely hilarious lol, one of my favourite recent ones from AVGN!
I loved that one. Haven't heard it done before. I forget how creative James is until I watch these things.
As being English I can confirm that we say these things on a daily basis
WANK! WANK!
this is such a good bit.
Tosser.
I like to imagine James and the Nerd are 2 separate personalities in the same body, so when they're talking in phone call he had to change clothes and go back and forth between the two rooms.
This literally happens in one of the last Board James episodes haha
"Bossu?!"
James, James... Oh my cute little James...
Moon Knight
Some Geri’s Game stuff
That crossover with cinemassacre video killed me.
Lol yeah i loved that too. I hope he does that more often lol.
It's now cannon! I didn't know James from Cinemassacre Rental Review is a character!
@@ridiqulos there's three of them if you count Board James
@@biphronte The Bullshit Man has crossed over, too.
"Gloom", he he what a thoughtful title; well, not really.
That "Kang Fu" game reminds me of something that would be part of the Action 52 collection.
Imagine having Kang Fu instead of something like Cheetah Men
gluserty Kang fu is surprisingly hard. Gives you ptsd.
I can imagine it being in there if they made action 52 for the playstation.
Kang Fu uses that godawful font that Theme Park Review thought was good.
The LJN of the Amiga... that’s devastating to say the least
And not far from truth..
25:47 this is the reason why the Australian government subsidised low aromatic petrol
This was like a classic AVGN episode from 07 and 08.
Scott McGeachie wait what happens next? Someone tell me please
YES IT WAS AMAZING I laughed as much as I did with the Zelda CDI games episodes
No, you misunderstood the original comment, he didn't meant that this was a old video that got reuploaded but he meant it had the same style and feel like one of the old episodes
Pretty nostalgic, indeed.
I laughed so hard with nearly all of the newest episode's punch lines; I really like this classic AVGN episode style :)
Kang Fu has the same Game Over image as Hong Kong 97 but instead of a human dead body it's a kangaroo skeleton
So it's canon that avgn is a different entity from James.Huh
@@d.n.3652 Ironic because there names are the same.
Wow. so AVGN, James from Cinemassacre Video, and Board James....
The lore is too deep.
@@brotbrotsen1100 this is the best cinematic universe ever
Alter ego, mate
In all seriousness, that drawing on the kang fu box art isn’t half bad for a colored pencil sketch
Still one of the finest examples of what RUclips could be. Lots of research, creativity and style, thank you James
Sadly, people don't appreciate all that, since he only has 2 million subscribers
Research? I doubt it. This console did not kill Commodore. Nearly a decade of mismanagement did. The company was was on its deathbed before this thing was even though of.
@@thehighestorder2868 Yeah ONLY 2 million subs - he was there almost from day 1 of YT existing over 12 years ago. Some people are way past that with half the time.
I'll circlejerk to that friend.
@@thehighestorder2868 They are more interested in homosexuals giving lessons on applying makeup !
6:07 Is that statue... pissing? While spinning in circles? I'm really surprised you didn't comment on that
Well, at least he said a "pee" xD
xdark2, I get it, hilarious, hahahahahahaha
spinning pissing statues actually are a thing believe it or not
Looks like the Manneken Pis. Famous Belgian statue. The real one doesn't spin, though.
Because he has already done that
I swear to God, AVGN helped me with one of the darkest part of my life.I was anxious all the time and having panic attacks but when i was watching him i could get a break from life and ease my mind. Now im seeing therapist and doing great.I dont know if you ever gonna read this or not but thank you anyway James.
I'm sure that's nice for him to see and read. Thanks for sharing it with him and us. Glad you're doing better.
With only seeing his mouth, of an angry person, you find him funny to watch. And it's natural too.
therapeutic very Avgn find Also I, Agreed
Ahh the classic you helped me out of deppresion comment
10:44 James' reaction killed me
This FEELS like a classic AVGN.
Exactly!! This has such a classic AVGN vibe. I like this video a lot!
Yeah i agree. This is really back to the good ol' days; very enjoyable ep all round.
@@Iggsy81 I find all the AVGN videos enjoyable. Old and new.
Hopefully James sees this feedback
I was thinking that too
This is classic AVGN. I feel he's at his best when he's reviewing consoles because it allows him to talk about many different things at a quicker pace.
Honestly I wouldn't mind if he had a video (or several) dedicated to smaller shitty games that, on their own, wouldn't be worthy of a video that all came together to form one large video. Perhaps with a theme attaching them? Just my two cents.
TheMortalMan that's exactly what he did in some of his Christmas videos, so you are absolutely right
After some research, I have discovered that the buttons have names. the i32 button is "shuffle", the circle arrow is "repeat", arrow pointing down is "select", and the square is "stop" it's for the cd player command. otherwise the game manuals referred to the buttons by color (sorry colorblind folks)
I love the Nerd's pronounciation of Ryu. James confirmed it was inspired by the original Japanese version of SF2 The Animated Movie
"It looks kinda like Doc and Marty if they were crossbred with the Minions."
Thanks for that image Nerd, now it will never leave when i'm sleeping.
Actually that could be in an episode of Rick and Morty.
He was spot on with that analogy. They do look exactly like that.
Quality AVGN episode with an intriguing cliffhanger. Really looking forward to the next one, haha.
Me toooo!
Yeah, i was expecting some sort of explosion when he pressed play, and i was ready Google what actually happens. I look forward to the next video for the answer.
@@senatorcthulu1815 @Steven Narey Yeah, same. Not gonna Google it either. The fact that they wrote it down on the back of the case for track 1 specifically is so odd.
What did we do to deserve so many new nerd videos
nominating EA as LJN's successor
Chill, he makes money off these videos...
Theory : in Megaman episode, he said it's good to bring it back every once in a while. Had already been hiatus or scarce. So he meant he wouldn't until the next Megaman release, which was MM11 about a month ago when consistent episodes resumed.
Endured the AVGN movie.
“And get this: JUMPING HURTS YOU!”
Me a 36 year old: makes sense
13:00, “imagine completing a whole level of doom in 10 seconds”.
World Record of Doom E1M1-Hangar is 9 seconds.
I know that was a speed run but still.
Imagine speedrunning that level in Gloom, How long will THAT take?
@@AnonymousFrogNG I think in Gloom it takes 9 ms
@Aggressive Tubesock I'm well aware of that.
Friggin’ seriously?! What, did the guy that make that record use a No Clip cheat or something?
Who cares?
What a welcome surprise. You're killing it lately, James. AVGN still top notch even after over 12 years + 👌
DrLite because he is the angriest gamer you ever heard
Asian
Yep
He's been playing the nerd for 14 years.
ファゴット希 Passes for one here.
That James guy is funny, he should have his own series
Yeah! He Should!
Yeah! He should call it [REDACTED]!
He should.
B O I
🤚
James Rolfe is extremely funny. He rocks.
Kang fu’s title screen is the best and worst thing I have ever seen
This feels like a classic nerd episode
I was thinking the exact same thing
Yeah, I was half expecting something like Plumbers Don't Wear Ties or Cybermorph to turn up.
I gotta say I'm really enjoying this recent return to form. Not everything has to be a big production.
It does! And it's one of my favorite episodes in a long time
yes and the cliffhanger at the end, all remind me of a vintage nerd episode
There should be a series of video where you see old programmers react to your videos about their games.
So much this
I’d love to get some of the programmers insights on wtf they were thinking
Honestly, they probably don't remember, even assuming they're still alive.
Laurent Collin the programers probably killed themselves
This is an untapped million dollar idea for a show right here
he did an episode with the creator of toxic avenger once it was crazy funny
AVGN talking to James is really a creator and creature situation. Yeah, AVGN created James.
this is the AVGN extended universe. We are waiting for the best cross over with board James.
@@SC-ce3vp Didn't that happen earlier in the Resident Evil episode? Also, the end of The Crow: City of Angels.
Nerdception!
He was.a.jerk.to.himself.
He probably when wrote the episode remembered that moment and finally understood what happened.
Kid Dracula in the Super Game Boy at 4:15 makes me so happy.
Half of these games remind me of MS-DOS ones that you would find on a compilation CD-ROM you'd get with your new computer back in the day.
He's releasing episodes regularly again. It's a Shitsmas miracle 😭
Amazon partnership did miracles.
Kang Fu: we have a dead body in our game over screen! Hong Kong 97: Hold my Coca Cola.
I can't wait for the crossover game Hong Kang Fu 97 for the Amiga Famicon 32
@@Leamax33 And it should be ported to the Nintendo Switch
Don’t forget the rzone version
do chinese people not drink beer
@@tseye2478
In the game, one of the backgrounds is just the Coca Cola logo.
My man does the best Beaker type faces I've ever seen. Masterful
I feel spoiled James, you’re good to us this time of year
I'm so glad he is still doing nerd videos.
That Kangaroo game could be a creepypasta
Top 10 scariest amiga creepypastas
No, Beavers is the true creepypasta.
Inr
A Crappypasta
@@dartagnanlemos 😅😆😂
As a British man the funniest part of this was when he "adapted" his swears to British ones 😂😂😂
It was great. 😄😂
Hes mimicking Father Jack from Father Ted. A sitcom about Irish priests.
I actually had one of these, it was terrible.
a British man? don't you mean a British lad? or British bloke?
Amiga CD32 a choice console in UK 🇬🇧
The way James describes kang fu is gold, I laugh everytime. Never gets old
I have Genesis Felix the Cat flashbacks because of that game over screen on Kang Fu.
No, screw that, I have Hong Kong 97 flashbacks.
Burn Angel HET
YES
@@setsers1 NO IN RUSSIAN AND CYRILLIC
*P U Z Z L E*
*R O O M*
*AA* *HET*
HET
24:53 Kang Fu should have been name Gungaroo, then.
That... would've actually sounded better, funny enough.
And it should *Vanish*
@@pokejoseph It did, into obscurity :)
@bobiboulon absolutely brilliant
That name alone is better than the entire console+library
Oooooooh the cliffhanger !
And this kang fu game, wow haven't had a laugh like that since some time, thanks AVGN !
I like where this cliffhanger seems to be going. I think we're going to get another spooky episode like Polybius.
Tune in next time and see what happens.
@Flat Earth Debunker Track one is likely just the game data. You'd just get garbage out of most systems trying to play it.
This dude is so creative when it comes to similes or insults
Kang Fu's game over screen legitimantly terrified me
It instantly reminds me of Hong Kong 97's Game Over with the actual dead body
The weird fact that they use a real kangaroo skeleton to represent the death of a cartoon kangaroo along with that creepy music
Jay Cerrito *reminded game over of Hong kong 97* You fill up with fear
I never thought they would go the Dingo Pictures route and casually show a real animal skeleton in a cartoon game.
It reminds me of the original Fallout game over screen. At least that one fitted the genre.
idk why but the paint can bit seems so probable and ridiculous that a gamer back in the day likely did something similar lmao
ed champagne I'm saying the Nerd doing that is funny af because some kid in the 90s probably did something similar and it's just ridiculous of a console to be such a piece of crap
Alex G Oh, well I'm gonna still hold on to the image of a Mom walking in the family den and wondering why Jimmy has the yellow pages on top of their $400 game console
I had to do something similar woth my friend's SNES because he slammed games in it so hard that the receiver was in a little further than it should've been
My cousin's PS1 got to the point where it had to be turned upside-down before it would play...
@@Gledster my ps1 did that back when it came out and still works to this day
That adapter converted AVGN into Guru Larry
"Hello you..."
Welcome to FAKT HUNT
"Heh heh HELEWW YEW"
I barely understand Larry, but I watch his videos because I love his transition screen.
Share this link, James is one of the oldest tubers . He deserves number one at least once...;)ps Fakt hunt good one;)PPS psycho-logical effects my fuZzy brain is traumatized now:/
Idk why but this episode is like having a dream that was just random and always changing, I like it
Episode 55: Battletoads
Episode 110: Ikari Warriors
Episode 165: ??????
Yes! Kyle should come back!
David Montalvo Turtles In Time! I would watch that for a dollar
I'm thinking maybe something hard like Contra 3.
he also shows himself in episodes 75 and 24, Kyle is cool
@@davidmontalvo6761 Yeah. Only Ikari Warriors is hard because it's bullshit.
No! you can't leave it at a cliffhanger nerd
AND YET THIS BASTARD DID IT! I need to know what that CD played...
Ohhh yes, especially since I started doing that with my games!
Nooooooooooooo i want to know now!!! ;////;
The Pixelizer
Its not Symphony of The Night neat
So much AVGN lately. Thank you so much for this
Pedro Bacellar I believe he got a deal with Amazon Prime, hence why were getting so many episodes.
We all know there's not one person on this planet who wouldn't want to play Robin Williams'Fu if it was real.
25:13 Well, at least it wasn't an actual human's corpse. Unlike a certain other game I know.
what game?
@@riversart2030 Hong Kong 97
@@riversart2030he is talking about Super Mario Bros 3
You forgot to mention battletoads for the amiga cd32 (doesn't deserve to be capitalized) where the graphics were ripped from the NES game without music. Need I say more?
He probably didnt have it
@@kumatheronin8961 yeah, that makes sense.
Problem with the CD32 isn't just that it was a bad console. It was actually a pretty capable machine, being basically an A1200 without a keyboard and floppy drive. Its biggest problems were that Commodore went bust less than a year after launch, and that it had virtually no third-party game publisher support thanks to that fact. And most of its hardware flaws came down to Commodore's lack of resources that late in the game. The paint can thing is also probably just because the poor thing is as old as I am.
Point is, Commodore didn't collapse because the CD32 was bad, the CD32 was bad because Commodore's collapse was already inevitable by the time the console launched. It was doomed from the start. If you want to see some REAL unmitigated shit from Commodore, check out the story behind the Amiga 600.
I take one look at any of the games, especially Gloom, and think no this is not a capable machine. Any SNES game with an FX chip wipes the floor with this.
@Lassi Kinnunen no it isnt all are A600 isnt more sought after at all same amount of accels for them all
1000% right man. it is rather comedy, not fair review. I like cd32 and CDTV very much, it was popular in europe.
I honestly regard the ban on sales in the US pending payment of copyrights for previous crap as a GOOD thing. Had this pile of drudge hit the US market, the recovery from the Crash would have been delayed or outright aborted.
There but for the grace of God...
So it's like if Nvidia went bankrupt and people would say RTX is bad because nobody cares about it anymore, despite it being a cutting edge technology.