The Town With No Name (CDTV) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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  • Continuing from the previous episode, the Nerd tackles the CDTV game The Town with No Name. Due to not owning the actual console that it was made for, he is forced to play it on the Amiga CD32. This is Angry Videogame Nerd episode 163
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Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @BaufenBeast
    @BaufenBeast 5 лет назад +14268

    This basically looks like an elaborate inside joke between friends that somehow ended up in the hands of the public.

    • @aland7234
      @aland7234 4 года назад +869

      *my name’s not Shane kid!*

    • @951258tike22
      @951258tike22 4 года назад +1051

      I was thinking the same thing, like a group of guys made a game entirely based around a shitty john wayne impression

    • @fjccommish
      @fjccommish 4 года назад +238

      It looks like a Democrat impeachment hearing.

    • @lennydale92
      @lennydale92 4 года назад +438

      Got to admire the fun they must have had, even if the game sucks.

    • @giannibleya7690
      @giannibleya7690 4 года назад +56

      But it literally isn't, this game was made in '92, you just can't enjoy games before 2000. No way. It ain't even that bad for a 1992 game. I wonder why it even came into recommended.

  • @Wanking_wanker
    @Wanking_wanker 4 года назад +6065

    **shoots kid into the void**
    “My name is not Shane”

  • @wavewingman5993
    @wavewingman5993 4 года назад +4760

    "Got the right time, old man?"
    *Long pause*
    "No."
    That was genuinely hilarious

    • @jamesinho28
      @jamesinho28 3 года назад +121

      If only Lee Van Cleef were alive to see this stunning tribute.

    • @gmenezesdea
      @gmenezesdea 3 года назад +64

      That's a reference to for a few dollars more

    • @karlscope4480
      @karlscope4480 2 года назад +5

      It glitches a bit when he says it lols.

    • @ghostchaser1631
      @ghostchaser1631 2 года назад +27

      That was genuinely creepy. What's with that terrifying picture of the little girl inside the locket? It looks like something out of the Ring.

    • @pedroolivarez572
      @pedroolivarez572 Год назад +2

      The music was funny not the exchange

  • @SteveRudzinski
    @SteveRudzinski 3 года назад +2875

    This game is unironically hilarious.
    The "do you have the time" joke is one of my favorite things in any game ever.

    • @kingjohnny4314
      @kingjohnny4314 3 года назад +194

      Do you have the right time old man
      “Plays ear splitting music that can be heard throughout space”
      No

    • @mdragarg
      @mdragarg 2 года назад +17

      I don't get the joke

    • @justisolated5621
      @justisolated5621 Год назад +55

      @@mdragarg it's a reference to For a Few Dollars More

    • @SpookusMcDoofus
      @SpookusMcDoofus Год назад +9

      @@justisolated5621 aka the best spaghetti western series

    • @ADJackD
      @ADJackD Год назад +3

      1000th like

  • @Wheelio
    @Wheelio 5 лет назад +3964

    Literally lost my shit when the character just stares into space as his drink goes flying by into a wall.

    • @gh0stykins
      @gh0stykins 4 года назад +175

      the sound effect is the cherry on top

    • @godchi1dvonsteuben770
      @godchi1dvonsteuben770 4 года назад +94

      I lost my shit when his head gets blown clean off, nerd points out no blood, cuts to the squashed spider... as soon as the flattened spider came on screen I was no good!

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 года назад +49

      G i v e m e a d r i n k b a r t e n d e r .

    • @xebek
      @xebek 4 года назад +33

      Did.. did you find it? Your shit?

    • @lilfridgie5446
      @lilfridgie5446 4 года назад +10

      xebek 7:37

  • @MilesPrower1992
    @MilesPrower1992 4 года назад +3241

    I understand now. Until you choose to either get back on the train, you are simultaneously both Billy Bob and Shane, but also neither of them. If you choose to get back on, you are confirmed as the evil Billy Bob, who shoots a child. If you choose to get off, you are the innocent and heroic Shane.

    • @kecukraftwork1988
      @kecukraftwork1988 3 года назад +481

      Please stop. You're making genuine sense out of this game, and that scares me 😆

    • @OMA2k
      @OMA2k 3 года назад +83

      *Not-Shane 😉

    • @paulybfromda303
      @paulybfromda303 3 года назад +182

      A thought occurs
      Evil Eb has been waiting for Billy Bob for that old fashioned western showdown, but instead gets the protagonist of this game. But Billy Bob is nowhere to be seen in this game. So what if . . .
      The "Billy Bob" in this game is the same from Action 52? Maybe the reason Billy Bob isn't in this game is because he's stuck in the abyss that is that second screen of his A-52 game?

    • @mechatecha8514
      @mechatecha8514 3 года назад +178

      Schrodinger's cowboy

    • @camero4134
      @camero4134 3 года назад +54

      @@paulybfromda303 Fair enough.
      ACTION 52 CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

  • @brunowillich1837
    @brunowillich1837 4 года назад +6382

    Just realized the "my name's not shane" scene foreshadows the twist in the end. Pretty smart for a stupid game like this.

    • @hubguy
      @hubguy 4 года назад +603

      Would’ve made more sense if he called him Bob tho lol
      Then again the weird pattern of people calling him names that he doesn’t have

    • @aab9678
      @aab9678 4 года назад +338

      No. Is actually a reference from the movie Shane

    • @KellsKats
      @KellsKats 4 года назад +117

      @AAB
      It could technically be both

    • @yeetuspogimus2023
      @yeetuspogimus2023 4 года назад +97

      I didn't hear him say Shane strangely. Instead I heard "sane" as if he was jokingly saying "My name's not sane, kid" Which would make more sense since he shot the kid after saying that, then rode a train into space. I never saw the movie Shane, so that's not a reference I would've understood even if I did hear it properly. I guess either word would work, so they at least had that going for them, but wow, what an intro.

    • @mrdoitright88
      @mrdoitright88 4 года назад +16

      but they thought his name was billy bob

  • @eklipsegirl
    @eklipsegirl 3 года назад +1086

    How could he not show the hilarous death scene, where the protagonist pulls a book out of his pocket and says: “Just one more page and I could have finished this book.”

  • @-The-Stranger-
    @-The-Stranger- 5 лет назад +5824

    So...the correct ending was actually getting back on the train and blowing that kid away?
    That's deep...

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 5 лет назад +534

      Stranger “Mah names not Shane, kid!”

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 5 лет назад +287

      It goes back into a perfect circle, as in the circle where you never really waste too much of you're life on this game.

    • @reactions5783
      @reactions5783 5 лет назад +146

      This is some real Christopher Nolan sh!t.

    • @-The-Stranger-
      @-The-Stranger- 5 лет назад +30

      @Sunny Mitten Pepperridge Farm remembers...

    • @beegpappa7900
      @beegpappa7900 5 лет назад +3

      @@AReguIarPlant it really didn't

  • @masamune2984
    @masamune2984 4 года назад +5672

    Fun fact: If you try to play “Castlevania:Symphony of the Night” in a CD player, Alucard yells at you, then plays a techno remix of a Castlevania song. True story.

    • @drew7427
      @drew7427 4 года назад +125

      Nice

    • @Jimmyjam-ey3vs
      @Jimmyjam-ey3vs 4 года назад +446

      It’s known as track 00 titled Bonus, it’s pretty funny

    • @finn_7951
      @finn_7951 4 года назад +267

      its true. i was the cd

    • @JKujin
      @JKujin 4 года назад +278

      @@finn_7951 Are you a DVD now?

    • @Limbbiscuit
      @Limbbiscuit 4 года назад +114

      @@finn_7951 How it feels like inside a CD Player?

  • @Fluffkitscripts
    @Fluffkitscripts 4 года назад +4327

    I heard the working title was Brain Dead Redemption

  • @lexy1748
    @lexy1748 3 года назад +2122

    You know he hates it when he throws out the special effects and actually burns it

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 2 года назад +34

      Yes

    • @carr0302
      @carr0302 Год назад +8

      Hehehe well said

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel Год назад +29

      Like the Sega 32X.
      Oh, but he has like five of those though.

    • @StormsparkPegasus
      @StormsparkPegasus Год назад +52

      I assume he had to get more than one CD32 to make one working one. And the destroyed one was the broken parts left over.

    • @SonicSpyroHeeler
      @SonicSpyroHeeler Год назад +22

      It was like back in the old days when he destroyed games and consoles

  • @arrionarchie2120
    @arrionarchie2120 4 года назад +776

    I lost my shit when the bartender slid the drink and not shanes stares into space as the drink hits the floor

    • @realhuman5688
      @realhuman5688 4 года назад +9

      **Shoots you into space**

    • @dodo-bot
      @dodo-bot 4 года назад +22

      *shoots to void* my name's not Shane kid
      *Goes into space*

    • @Fedekpc
      @Fedekpc 4 года назад

      Void shoots kid into Shane.

    • @dr.ferret5802
      @dr.ferret5802 4 года назад +5

      🗯 my names not Shane kid!

    • @christianmccauley7340
      @christianmccauley7340 3 года назад +4

      Gimme a drink baaaar tender...

  • @Goldenleyend
    @Goldenleyend 4 года назад +7823

    This game is a masterpiece, unironically. I haven't seen a game reach this level of popularity with intentional bad design.

    • @channel5980
      @channel5980 4 года назад +156

      How do you know that the bad design is intentional?

    • @Goldenleyend
      @Goldenleyend 4 года назад +682

      @@channel5980 When the game takes extra steps to make a situation ridiculous, you know its on purpose.

    • @hecko-yes
      @hecko-yes 4 года назад +137

      `getting over it` is intentionally frustrating, does that count

    • @an4rk135
      @an4rk135 3 года назад +68

      so this is the 12 oz mouse of video games?

    • @camero4134
      @camero4134 3 года назад +92

      Hong Kong 97: Hold my Coca Cola.

  • @krono9451
    @krono9451 5 лет назад +4623

    Why would you want to play Red Dead Redemption 2, when you can play this masterpiece.

    • @kevkirby2581
      @kevkirby2581 5 лет назад +52

      Stebo. Exactly Tony Starch

    • @cult_of_odin
      @cult_of_odin 5 лет назад +80

      Just watching the video it's like I'm transported to the old West. I can smell the horse shit and gonorrhea like I'm right there!

    • @renatao6330
      @renatao6330 5 лет назад +3

      @@cult_of_odin gonorrhea don't smell

    • @IlSH2
      @IlSH2 5 лет назад +24

      why would you play this shitty game when you can play dead red demption 2

    • @beautiflyEX
      @beautiflyEX 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah I rather play red Dead Redemption 2 and no town with no name

  • @IMN602
    @IMN602 3 года назад +593

    The deadpan humor in this game is just beautiful LOL

  • @ajpgraphics
    @ajpgraphics 5 лет назад +739

    "Oohhh no. What a time to discover I have a hygiene problem."

    • @Dcfan200
      @Dcfan200 5 лет назад +92

      _"Oh no...this waistcoat is ruined!"_

    • @reapervegas
      @reapervegas 4 года назад +39

      "Aye carumba. That really hurt. I'm gonna fall over now, so byeeee..."

    • @marschapel39
      @marschapel39 4 года назад +12

      “My names not Shane ya kid”

    • @halfhawk718
      @halfhawk718 4 года назад +7

      "Dang! That's torn it! Eurgh!"

    • @roilen8131
      @roilen8131 4 года назад +5

      More like
      O o o h n o. W h a t a t i m e t a d i s c o v e r I h a v e a h y g e i n e p r o b l e m.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 5 лет назад +6916

    Did he just shoot a kid?
    The End...

  • @dariusdanze8159
    @dariusdanze8159 5 лет назад +307

    What an elaborate way to write off the purchase of a flamethrower as a business expense. Brilliant!!!

  • @saltykatsudon
    @saltykatsudon 3 года назад +312

    This game was ahead of his time. It feels like literal monetized shitpost.

  • @theultimatetempest1918
    @theultimatetempest1918 4 года назад +1674

    "My name's Nutshane, kid!"
    --Nutshane

  • @Angel_Investor_Music
    @Angel_Investor_Music 5 лет назад +1648

    The graphics look like they were made on MS Paint. How appropriate, considering you need a paint bucket to make the console work.

    • @Proton23757
      @Proton23757 5 лет назад +19

      I had the exact same thought

    • @azalea_k
      @azalea_k 5 лет назад +38

      Probably Deluxe Paint on the Amiga

    • @dmathias9883
      @dmathias9883 5 лет назад +11

      Real life paint bucket tool

    • @Jester_Jean
      @Jester_Jean 5 лет назад +5

      Wouldn't be surprised if they were
      I.M. Meen was done in paint

    • @JMDAmigaMusic
      @JMDAmigaMusic 5 лет назад +6

      Was Deluxe Paint. 3. Not even 4. This mean no lighttable and a LOT of move command frenzy. Badly used too.

  • @aidanbarrett8695
    @aidanbarrett8695 5 лет назад +778

    "Caramba! That really hurt! Oh, I am gonna fall over now, so byyyeee!"

    • @elduritoval5843
      @elduritoval5843 5 лет назад +80

      Top 10 videogames quotes

    • @josephevigas6379
      @josephevigas6379 5 лет назад +6

      I die laughing Everytime I watch this episode

    • @rzerizrz
      @rzerizrz 5 лет назад +1

      i love the MS paint graphics XD

    • @caleblake4405
      @caleblake4405 4 года назад +3

      Top 10 Poorly Acted Video Game Deaths

    • @josephevigas6379
      @josephevigas6379 4 года назад +4

      @@caleblake4405 definitely a candidate for top 10 worst acted death

  • @andreim.g.9299
    @andreim.g.9299 3 года назад +567

    "It blows my head clean off!"
    Well, in Clint Eastwood's defense, he did say that was what his gun would do.

    • @sladeswanson1013
      @sladeswanson1013 3 года назад +25

      i hate that i had to read your comment to finally get the reference.

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 3 года назад +35

      Game's apparently nothing but obscure references. It really is an intentionally bad game, it just disguises it too well.

    • @plague_doctor0237
      @plague_doctor0237 3 года назад +1

      @@Nyerguds and probably some inside jokes between friends too if the line "my name is not Shane" and the spinning train in space aren't obscure references to some movies

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 3 года назад +8

      @@plague_doctor0237 No, the Shane thing was apparently indeed some kind of reference.

    • @plague_doctor0237
      @plague_doctor0237 3 года назад

      @@Nyerguds oh, where is it from?

  • @MADBlacklord
    @MADBlacklord 5 лет назад +2456

    This must be the only game with 100 000 hours in MS-Paint graphics.

    • @quibquatch3975
      @quibquatch3975 5 лет назад +58

      Pretty sure Mike Matei has it beat with Mario Paint when he did all of those Ninja Turtle drawings.

    • @gregoryabukar-duru8087
      @gregoryabukar-duru8087 5 лет назад +43

      You don't give Microsoft paint enough credit

    • @h1k0usen13
      @h1k0usen13 5 лет назад +17

      MS paint AND sketchup lol

    • @Alemphonix
      @Alemphonix 5 лет назад +29

      He used the LJN video art console for the game art

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 5 лет назад +7

      What do you think the paint can is for?

  • @ballin9439
    @ballin9439 5 лет назад +1881

    This game is a shitpost. No question

    • @rustyshackleford6650
      @rustyshackleford6650 4 года назад +19

      Who are you quoting?

    • @alp9173
      @alp9173 4 года назад +8

      Crack Life?

    • @lowen__
      @lowen__ 4 года назад +15

      Jerry Rochester i realized that as soon as the "you got the right time old timer?" scene happened.

    • @1mmarker
      @1mmarker 4 года назад +2

      Rusty Shackleford 2:10

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 4 года назад +27

      If it is a shitpost, then dear god it's one of the best games ever made.

  • @ChicoDiamante
    @ChicoDiamante 4 года назад +332

    “My name’s not Shane, kid”. Iconic.

    • @reillymcwriting
      @reillymcwriting 3 года назад +1

      My names not shame and I ain’t lame, kid.

  • @chickenbites8877
    @chickenbites8877 Год назад +244

    The sad part about CD32 is the AGA chipset is actually super powerful and had the potential for so much more.

    • @pressurelamps
      @pressurelamps Год назад +19

      I seem to recall that most Amiga AGA games were outclassed by console games on the Genesis and SNES. The benefit of the Amiga was you could do computer stuff on it, like BBS, which is why this abomination should never have been made.

    • @Dr.W.Krueger
      @Dr.W.Krueger Год назад +10

      machines like A2000/A3000/A4000 were great for "serious" work...2D/3D graphics, video (via the Video Toaster), music making, etc.
      games...not so much

    • @markboyle9941
      @markboyle9941 Месяц назад

      ​@@Dr.W.Krueger They would do anything the smaller Amigas could do, including games. The A1500/A2000 were OCS Amigas like the A500. The A3000 had some game compatibility issues with the early ST port games, it was an ECS machine, the same chipset as the A500+ and the A600, and the A4000 was AGA, like the A1200. All the big box Amigas were, were their domestic counterparts in bigger cases, with onboard power supplies, hard disks as default (A3000/A4000) and expansion slots for RTG and other cards. They would game just as well as the domestic machines could.

    • @Dr.W.Krueger
      @Dr.W.Krueger Месяц назад

      @@markboyle9941
      Interesting. Still, I never let any games near my Amigas back in the day. Simply too expensive to play on it.

  • @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada
    @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada 4 года назад +522

    "Oh boy, what a time to find out I have a hygeine problem"

  • @user-rx2ur5el9p
    @user-rx2ur5el9p 4 года назад +944

    Todd Howard: "We won't let you kill child NPCs in Fallout or Skyrim! That's cruel!"
    This Random-Ass Game: "My name's not Shane, kid."

  • @DHJaimz
    @DHJaimz 4 года назад +3851

    My dad is actually the guy who came up with the idea for the game "Charlie Watts"

    • @thejman5683
      @thejman5683 4 года назад +207

      Wait are you serious

    • @kikizandov5833
      @kikizandov5833 4 года назад +235

      @@thejman5683 dude he is joking Charlie Watts is a guy not a game are you making a dumb joke or are you serious

    • @thejman5683
      @thejman5683 4 года назад +84

      Jaimz did he make this as a joke or not?

    • @DHJaimz
      @DHJaimz 4 года назад +540

      TheJman5683 no this was meant to be an actual good western game but as you can see it turned out awful

    • @pepijn23
      @pepijn23 4 года назад +43

      Proof it!

  • @HollywoodLego
    @HollywoodLego 5 лет назад +1197

    God, i lost it when he put the bucket back on the system after he burned it. 😅

    • @MetalGateDragon
      @MetalGateDragon 5 лет назад +10

      I know!!!!!!! I laughed my ass off when he put the bucket.

    • @werewolf873
      @werewolf873 5 лет назад +40

      @@johneygd well, now they're even more rare

    • @MegaMrJIN
      @MegaMrJIN 5 лет назад +10

      Hadouken hadouken hadouken hadouken , fiddle fiddle fiddle fiddle , fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Bandrik
      @Bandrik 5 лет назад +1

      Haha, same! Great ending!

    • @brutusjudas5842
      @brutusjudas5842 5 лет назад +1

      Same!

  • @lando8913
    @lando8913 4 года назад +2005

    "Got the time old man?"
    *Looks at watch*
    "...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    No."
    Hahaha, that game looks hilarious actually. I can't tell if that was intentional or not, seriously.

    • @fubrokonway8529
      @fubrokonway8529 4 года назад +127

      Yes,that was intentional

    • @raccoon8962
      @raccoon8962 4 года назад +60

      You mean: "Do you have the right time, old m--?"

    • @alpyki2588
      @alpyki2588 4 года назад +103

      That scene is a parody of the end of A Few Dollars More. Its nice that's funny in and out of context.

    • @Goldenleyend
      @Goldenleyend 4 года назад +8

      Literally has nothing to do with the game, thats why its there

    • @KC9UDX
      @KC9UDX 4 года назад +50

      The whole game is a bunch of parodies. It all makes sense if you get the references.

  • @ultimarx7772
    @ultimarx7772 5 лет назад +1897

    This game feels like a newgrounds game from the 2000s

    • @ofearghailthefearless6481
      @ofearghailthefearless6481 4 года назад +24

      Ultimarx7 7 more like its from the 90’s

    • @monolith253
      @monolith253 4 года назад +99

      Comparing it to Newgrounds is an insult to flash games everywhere

    • @seanmadson8524
      @seanmadson8524 4 года назад +120

      @@monolith253 You clearly haven't seen the bottom of the flash game barrel, this would fit right in with early newgrounds games

    • @poisonjunebug
      @poisonjunebug 4 года назад +15

      @@seanmadson8524 damn straight, I remember playing flash games that looked like floppy disc screensavers

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 4 года назад +9

      There are plenty of a actually good Flash games

  • @hufflepuffleshuffle
    @hufflepuffleshuffle Год назад +88

    No matter how many times I hear that guy say “I’m gonna fall over now, so byyyyeeee!” it makes me laugh. 🤣🤣

  • @FelixElMaestri
    @FelixElMaestri 4 года назад +1820

    Not even kidding:
    I can't call a "bad game" to a game that made me laugh so much, is hilarious. I just can't call it bad :)

    • @fribigy47
      @fribigy47 3 года назад

      [:

    • @mrpersoonman
      @mrpersoonman 3 года назад +17

      like bee movie or shark tale, I guess

    • @skrumpo
      @skrumpo 2 года назад +21

      its basically the room of video games

    • @DefgirRZawa
      @DefgirRZawa 2 года назад +6

      You can. What you describe is called "Guilty Pleasure"^^
      You know it is bad but you still enjoy it. And it is ok^^

    • @ceptemzorpus
      @ceptemzorpus 2 года назад +2

      @@mrpersoonman nah bee movie was just bad

  • @betymaestro
    @betymaestro 4 года назад +416

    That "For a few dollars more" cutscene was so out of nowhere

  • @CpnGame
    @CpnGame 5 лет назад +324

    Remember, even the Nerd puts out his fires before he leaves.
    Only you can prevent forest fires.

  • @adriananimates7448
    @adriananimates7448 3 года назад +100

    “Do you have the right time old m-“
    **intense dramatic music**
    *“no..”*

  • @MarshallYTGaming
    @MarshallYTGaming 5 лет назад +364

    Wait a second...
    Billy Bob...
    *Flashback to 2009*
    Action 52:
    Billy Bob...

    • @Romulan64
      @Romulan64 5 лет назад +13

      HOW DARE YOU. 🤣

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird 4 года назад +9

      Sweetness Jonesy it was a warning...

    • @EdwardNavu
      @EdwardNavu 4 года назад +14

      Billy Bob can F himself. He can hit the air so hard he could die from it, not the outlaw I could imagine to be the Archenemy of Evil Eb.

  • @BlueTelevisionGames
    @BlueTelevisionGames 5 лет назад +3650

    This game is hilarious.

    • @SrFreakus
      @SrFreakus 5 лет назад +26

      I didn't think I would find you here

    • @skullworldgaming2744
      @skullworldgaming2744 5 лет назад +56

      My names not shane kid

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 5 лет назад +9

      "Well I don't say that interanera closing tie"

    • @DashyShine
      @DashyShine 5 лет назад +17

      it's a master piece

    • @chrimakesthings
      @chrimakesthings 5 лет назад +33

      "Do you have the time,old man?"
      *ear splitting organ plays*
      "no"

  • @bgoldbricks2002
    @bgoldbricks2002 4 года назад +355

    I’m surprised he actually destroyed it, it goes for like $1000 on eBay.

    • @miloshroom1
      @miloshroom1 3 года назад +19

      Not the 2nd time

    • @starkillerdude1914
      @starkillerdude1914 3 года назад +46

      Lol the money he makes he could buy 10 of them

    • @mateussilva635
      @mateussilva635 3 года назад +99

      I'm guessing he had a broken one and destroyed it instead.

    • @aliceeliot6389
      @aliceeliot6389 3 года назад +47

      I hate it when he destroys stuff, broken or not.

    • @Dinguskhan5003
      @Dinguskhan5003 3 года назад +10

      The one he destroyed looked like cardboard

  • @Saver310
    @Saver310 Год назад +59

    3:54 I love how the puke makes a white noise.

  • @HCN-002OldChannel
    @HCN-002OldChannel 4 года назад +191

    Unnamed protagonist: **kills a spider with more blood than the amount that a surgeon has to see, kills child, tells the dead child his name isn’t Shane, and rides a train into hyper-space**
    _JUST A NORMAL DAY IN “NO NAME TOWN”_

  • @nicollestallkamp3655
    @nicollestallkamp3655 5 лет назад +147

    I nearly died of laughter when the church music came on and the priest flew through the ceiling.

  • @choesetrivel617
    @choesetrivel617 5 лет назад +736

    "Get back on the train"
    *MEGA BUG MURDER*
    *KID MURDER*
    *SPACE TRAIN*
    *END*

  • @s0m3rand0mb01
    @s0m3rand0mb01 3 года назад +204

    RIP Charlie Watts, one of the finest creations you made throughout your life

  • @Novamatter
    @Novamatter 5 лет назад +578

    6:15
    I must go now, my planet needs me.
    "Not-shane then died on his way to his home planet."

    • @roybhame2824
      @roybhame2824 5 лет назад +20

      When is he getting to the fireworks factory!!??

    • @filletofish2200
      @filletofish2200 5 лет назад +5

      Shouldn't it be the priest from the church scene saying that

    • @theomen6134
      @theomen6134 5 лет назад +2

      You uh....ya gotta beautiful home here.

  • @callumsparrow4379
    @callumsparrow4379 5 лет назад +179

    It’s basically Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties but in the Wild West.”
    Cowboys Don’t Wear Ascots

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 5 лет назад +584

    "Do you have the right time old man?"
    (Overly Tense Music Plays)
    "No."
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was actually pretty funny.

    • @K-Rocket
      @K-Rocket 5 лет назад +16

      Nerd's face when that Note hit for 3 seconds. That was also the WEIRDEST "No." I've ever heard.

    • @AlexHidanBR
      @AlexHidanBR 5 лет назад +3

      That's the joke

    • @jayblade4224
      @jayblade4224 5 лет назад +1

      Lmfao

    • @elch2895
      @elch2895 5 лет назад

      funny
      laughed

    • @miho022883
      @miho022883 5 лет назад

      A reference to one of the greatest Spaghetti Westerns ever made

  • @TheRealRodent
    @TheRealRodent Год назад +27

    12:18 Rock Paper Scissors joke had me literally I'm stitches, I'm crying.

  • @AlexorPwnsAll
    @AlexorPwnsAll 5 лет назад +282

    Kid: Come back Shane!
    **Shots kid**
    Not-Shane: My name's not Shane kid
    **Train engages Warp Drive**
    The End...
    Definitive best ending to any game

    • @Morboeatspeople
      @Morboeatspeople 5 лет назад +3

      I wanted that creepy kid dead through the whole movie. Scrappy-Doo-ish bastard lol

    • @Drerhu
      @Drerhu 5 лет назад

      It´s a piece of art, I need to purchase the MS Dos version xD

    • @JackKenison5000
      @JackKenison5000 5 лет назад

      Best ending ever!

    • @danielfrancis7798
      @danielfrancis7798 5 лет назад

      You should see the Easter eggs and credits from the long play on youtube. Pretty dank.

    • @masuku81
      @masuku81 5 лет назад

      Shoots*

  • @LordTchernobog
    @LordTchernobog 5 лет назад +266

    A game called The Town with no Name comes with the Instruction Manual With No Texts...
    brilliant

  • @ImRusheed
    @ImRusheed 4 года назад +507

    Kid: *gets Guy's name wrong*
    Guy: "So you have chosen... death"

  • @richardjoyce2764
    @richardjoyce2764 5 месяцев назад +4

    With the release of plumbers don't wear ties definitive edition, I'm hoping this game gets the same treatment!

  • @guyveromega27
    @guyveromega27 5 лет назад +417

    Blacksmith: "This is a .44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world. It can blow your head (CLEAN) off...
    Clean = No blood.

    • @andrewarmstrong3556
      @andrewarmstrong3556 4 года назад +18

      I'm pretty sure that was the reference they were going for.

    • @xxxGreyFoxNinja11xxx
      @xxxGreyFoxNinja11xxx 2 года назад +1

      The Cigarette guy: "You gotta ask yourself one question... 'Do I feel lucky?'... Well!? Do ya... punk?"

    • @ekathe85
      @ekathe85 2 года назад +1

      It's hilarious that the nerd quoted the line almost verbatim without realizing what the reference was

    • @baigandinel7956
      @baigandinel7956 Год назад

      Maybe he should have spouted water.

  • @chishnfips877
    @chishnfips877 4 года назад +358

    “You have the right time old m-“
    *20 entire seconds later*
    “No.”

  • @Sirenhound
    @Sirenhound 5 лет назад +95

    So a kid gets his name wrong and gets shot, Evil Ed gets his name wrong and they go have a drink?

    • @me8751
      @me8751 4 года назад +4

      The kid wasn't old enough to drink.

    • @river_acheron
      @river_acheron 3 года назад +1

      @@me8751 I don't think there were age limits like that in the 1800's. Anyone could grab a drink in a saloon. :P

  • @oscarmorillo1970
    @oscarmorillo1970 3 года назад +23

    “Another ear-splitting hit from the jester “

  • @TheEelOG
    @TheEelOG 5 лет назад +341

    Now I know where rockstar got the idea for red dead redemption from...

  • @maleehahassan8282
    @maleehahassan8282 5 лет назад +1410

    This game should be used for YTPs

    • @cyrilkubat4332
      @cyrilkubat4332 5 лет назад +81

      Some YTP's based on The Town with No Name were already made.

    • @andrewguerra9343
      @andrewguerra9343 5 лет назад +63

      maleeha hassan how about this for a YTP: Shane has no name

    • @ivarandamy1499
      @ivarandamy1499 5 лет назад +25

      It kinda looks like zelda and hotel mario. So yea. Could be used fpr YTP

    • @simplextree9st981
      @simplextree9st981 5 лет назад +4

      it should

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 5 лет назад +23

      Here's an idea: "The Town with No Game."

  • @insitucocoa4682
    @insitucocoa4682 5 лет назад +106

    Evil Eb: "Go on then, Billy Bob. Finish me off."
    (Shot)
    The Man with No Name: "My name is not Billy Bob, kid.”

  • @AnaLugia256
    @AnaLugia256 3 года назад +134

    "Mom, can we have Red Dead Redemption 2?"
    "We already have Red Dead Redemption 2 at home"
    Red Dead Redemption 2 at home:

    • @Zontar82
      @Zontar82 3 года назад +6

      it has been written like 20 times here already

    • @MarciusWhithood
      @MarciusWhithood 3 года назад +1

      @@Zontar82 what's one more time gonna hurt lol

    • @legrandgougoulilumine6940
      @legrandgougoulilumine6940 3 года назад +5

      @@MarciusWhithood your avatar has been used like 20 billion times already.

    • @Zontar82
      @Zontar82 3 года назад +2

      @@MarciusWhithood unoriginality, maybe?

    • @Zontar82
      @Zontar82 3 года назад +4

      @@legrandgougoulilumine6940 that too as well

  • @Shadycicada
    @Shadycicada 5 лет назад +634

    That bucket was a beautiful callback

  • @qwwerty77uioop11
    @qwwerty77uioop11 4 года назад +621

    10:06 That horse reminds me of the brain damaged horse from Family Guy.

    • @maligibros3023
      @maligibros3023 4 года назад +26

      Me of the horse costume in adventure time

    • @Sandux930
      @Sandux930 4 года назад +18

      That horse is wacked out with poo brain

    • @eadghe
      @eadghe 4 года назад +5

      Rather reminds me of South Park.

    • @LocalBurnoutFolkHero
      @LocalBurnoutFolkHero 3 года назад +2

      Has whacked out poo brain*

    • @Torchpirate99
      @Torchpirate99 Год назад +2

      Peter the horse is here.

  • @blackphoenix77
    @blackphoenix77 5 лет назад +529

    Comes to town.
    "NOPE."
    Gets back on the train and leaves.
    THE END.

  • @michaelwoollard2006
    @michaelwoollard2006 3 года назад +46

    5:25 my favorite part for some reason

    • @sajotoca3603
      @sajotoca3603 3 года назад +9

      Remember, real men don't need instructions

    • @michaelwoollard2006
      @michaelwoollard2006 3 года назад +7

      @@sajotoca3603 I like how he said the town with no name more like the instructions with no words

  • @elperroreggae
    @elperroreggae 5 лет назад +799

    Every time he posts an avgn suddenly a smile comes to my face

  • @prepperpov5852
    @prepperpov5852 5 лет назад +123

    “It’s basically Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties, but in the Wild West”.
    So... the best game ever

  • @katiopeia8254
    @katiopeia8254 5 лет назад +553

    10:50
    *Caramba, that really hurt. I'vegottafallovernowsobyeeee...*

    • @Sushiyama92
      @Sushiyama92 5 лет назад +12

      Thanks!!! I needed this comment!

    • @DukeofHell
      @DukeofHell 5 лет назад +7

      Hilarious!

    • @mateusvitor71
      @mateusvitor71 5 лет назад +11

      *Zippy Zeke,*
      *On the other hand is a bastard and a half.*

    • @dimitripia5156
      @dimitripia5156 5 лет назад +10

      *Oh dear! That wasn’t supposed to happen!*
      That’s another good one from the game

    • @squallsrapture
      @squallsrapture 5 лет назад +8

      This is the greatest fucking game of all time.

  • @Tombola1993
    @Tombola1993 3 года назад +14

    I’ve been through the desert to the town with no name, It felt worse than torrential rain. In the desert, you find the town with no name, cuz there ain’t no one but the Jester to blame.

  • @Bleilo
    @Bleilo 5 лет назад +379

    Best Red Dead Redemption 2 Video i saw in a while.

  • @susanaalmeida593
    @susanaalmeida593 5 лет назад +116

    Takeshi's Challenge.
    That is all. He needs to do an episode on it. Maybe as the 170 episode milestone or something.

  • @LunarPictures
    @LunarPictures 5 лет назад +415

    I don't think there is a single show on Earth that has continued to deliver consistent quality for over a decade. Thanks AVGN. For never sucking balls.

    • @crazydud3380
      @crazydud3380 5 лет назад +11

      I assume you are referring to RUclips shows specifically? In which case, I think you're right.

    • @elletSetteSellaDomoU
      @elletSetteSellaDomoU 5 лет назад +1

      THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS LICKING ASS.

    • @ky-gp4sz
      @ky-gp4sz 5 лет назад

      Spongebob!

    • @flashmozzg
      @flashmozzg 5 лет назад

      Venture Bros.

    • @Dontrel3030
      @Dontrel3030 5 лет назад +1

      Thanks for living like a windrammer as you fuck James!

  • @vilesparza438
    @vilesparza438 3 года назад +41

    5:38 RIP Charlie Watts

  • @Batben01
    @Batben01 5 лет назад +1483

    15:22 You just destroyed a very valuable product...
    ....
    That Paint can would've been for good use.

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 5 лет назад +94

      Right??? Think about all the other crappy game consoles it could have stabilized...

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 5 лет назад +6

      Lolno, that thing can burn. 🔥

    • @sunnieinms30
      @sunnieinms30 5 лет назад +1

      Come on the paint can dod not be used with the shit

    • @sonoda944
      @sonoda944 5 лет назад +3

      Imagine how much thinner we could bathe

    • @LJW1912
      @LJW1912 5 лет назад +3

      Nah but the CD32 is actually a decent console

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 5 лет назад +373

    The Home Improvement game manual is actually hilarious. It's exactly the kind of stupid "manly" hubris that fits right in with Tim from the TV series.

    • @kakazi2170
      @kakazi2170 5 лет назад +7

      Real men don't need Instructions

    • @peterdaviesracing
      @peterdaviesracing 5 лет назад +3

      @Second Sight That kinda happened when Lego advertised it's new crane as only for boys I believe. The backlash caused them to take the advert down.

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 5 лет назад +9

      @@peterdaviesracing Makes sense, everyone knows how much little girls love...cranes?

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 5 лет назад +1

      Actually today both girls and boys prefer video games, especially Minecraft and Roblox... if one can call those games. :X No one likes cranes anymore and Legos was an 1980s early 1990s thing.

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 5 лет назад +3

      How do you explain Tim Allen?

  • @Jspotstudieos
    @Jspotstudieos 5 лет назад +1180

    James Rolfe has outlasted most to all of the most successful RUclipsrs in the passed decade. remember Smosh? Smosh games and rwj. pewds. they all changed. yet James's content does change its always the same. a welcomed change. I hope he blows up and makes movies. the box office could use the help lol.

    • @PearangeProductions
      @PearangeProductions 5 лет назад +111

      He DID make a movie, and he also made two games that are on Steam!
      Fun Fact: The AVGN Movie is also purchasable on Steam...don’t know why, but it is.

    • @baalfgames5318
      @baalfgames5318 5 лет назад +67

      What do you mean he never changes? That's how we stay is relevant is because he keeps trying new things. That's how he stays fresh.

    • @autismobinch135
      @autismobinch135 5 лет назад +22

      jay dean
      James is the center of the universe

    • @Jarnor23
      @Jarnor23 5 лет назад +1

      AeroSomething yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard...

    • @TheRaistlin16
      @TheRaistlin16 5 лет назад +11

      @@Jarnor23 Grizzly Adams did have a beard

  • @tyschuc2647
    @tyschuc2647 5 лет назад +1983

    Me: mom can we get Red Dead Redemption 2
    Mom: we have Red Dead Redemption 2 at home
    Red Dead Redemption at home:

    • @davidwhite6257
      @davidwhite6257 5 лет назад +6

      not this but still funny

    • @jays.6843
      @jays.6843 5 лет назад +32

      At least this game doesn't require a fifteen minute commute to play it.

    • @demonjmh
      @demonjmh 4 года назад +24

      Or you ask for red dead redemption 2 for Christmas and she buys you this knockoff version from dollar general

    • @kris_1491
      @kris_1491 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @CannabisUseOnly
      @CannabisUseOnly 4 года назад +1

      this is hilarious lol

  • @yuyu-ss8xz
    @yuyu-ss8xz 5 лет назад +489

    Red Dead Redemption 2 is looking good.

    • @kyb7795
      @kyb7795 5 лет назад +4

      You're in the wrong place

    • @mattd3826
      @mattd3826 5 лет назад +2

      Hi, this is not red dead redemption 2.
      Thanks

    • @irridesu
      @irridesu 5 лет назад +8

      r/wooosh

    • @conversationtosaurusrex
      @conversationtosaurusrex 5 лет назад +2

      Haa haa I get it, because they both take place in the wild west. Wow you are so smart, I would of nether thought of that comparison. (Sarcasm)

    • @Xylluk
      @Xylluk 5 лет назад +5

      Red Dead Redemption 2: Lumbago Edition

  • @peppermintmiso4341
    @peppermintmiso4341 4 года назад +147

    "AVGN is not really destroying the games. It's just digital editing"
    AVGN: *How's that for practical?*

  • @kalypsokeith1851
    @kalypsokeith1851 3 года назад +21

    R.I.P. Charlie. You will be forever missed.

  • @Tohofan122
    @Tohofan122 5 лет назад +156

    Should we be concerned that the Nerd has a flamethrower?

    • @Daniel.K_
      @Daniel.K_ 5 лет назад +41

      Thank you Elon for the "not a Flamethrower"

    • @FidFighter
      @FidFighter 5 лет назад +3

      Most definitely 😱

    • @LadyRavencide13
      @LadyRavencide13 5 лет назад +4

      Nah.... it's fine lol

    • @spike007980
      @spike007980 5 лет назад +7

      Should we be more concerned with the fact, he already had it before the video? :P

    • @derekstronf1837
      @derekstronf1837 5 лет назад +3

      It's probably fine.

  • @plasticrice3438
    @plasticrice3438 4 года назад +210

    You step on an insect, shoot a kid, then ride a train into the infinite void? Tell me that doesn't sound like one of the best endings to a game of all time..on paper.

  • @Amikas117
    @Amikas117 5 лет назад +44

    After Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, Crazy Bus,and Hong Kong 97, I thought I'd seen it all.

  • @retired356
    @retired356 3 года назад +12

    R.l.P
    Charlie Watts
    1941 - 2021

  • @itsmikamin
    @itsmikamin 5 лет назад +232

    When you try to catch a train, but it spins around and flies into space.

    • @Nuuk_Nuke_Nook
      @Nuuk_Nuke_Nook 5 лет назад +8

      Happens all the time. I hate it.

    • @senpaicity3334
      @senpaicity3334 5 лет назад +2

      All we had to do was follow the damn train cj

    • @_pulstar
      @_pulstar 5 лет назад

      rng: *shoots*

    • @mollyanderson657
      @mollyanderson657 4 года назад

      All we had to do was follow the Damn Train Shane!

  • @lolly480
    @lolly480 5 лет назад +92

    "do you have the time"
    "stares at watch"
    "no"

  • @anonymousguy1188
    @anonymousguy1188 5 лет назад +363

    And I thought red dead redemption 2 was realistic and bloody

    • @rickyrosay33977
      @rickyrosay33977 5 лет назад +34

      This makes red dead redemption 2 look like a Sesame Street episode and it even puts the Saw movies to shame

    • @JimboJammy
      @JimboJammy 5 лет назад +9

      Rockstar have actually already admitted that the inspiration for Red dead series came from this game.

    • @rickyrosay33977
      @rickyrosay33977 5 лет назад +3

      Who would've known that a game this horrible would inspire one of the best franchises rockstar has created

    • @JimboJammy
      @JimboJammy 5 лет назад

      @@pferreira1983 not sure if serious.

    • @JimboJammy
      @JimboJammy 5 лет назад +1

      @@pferreira1983 you don't have much social interaction beyond the Internet, do you?

  • @tilasole3252
    @tilasole3252 2 года назад +162

    7:36 the sliding the drink across the bar scene is hilarious to me. The way your character just blinks at you is comical.

  • @PupBruh
    @PupBruh 5 лет назад +783

    You have the time old man?
    Dooo doo do do do dooooooo
    *no*

    • @hhs_leviathan
      @hhs_leviathan 5 лет назад +15

      *yes*

    • @gabrielloko30000
      @gabrielloko30000 5 лет назад +24

      The complete version of this cutscene...Is more Earrapey

    • @theLoveRocketjr
      @theLoveRocketjr 5 лет назад +1

      : )

    • @willcampbell8997
      @willcampbell8997 5 лет назад +5

      The guy with the watch resembles Lee Van Cleef, drawn badly.

    • @darenwu8266
      @darenwu8266 5 лет назад +5

      @@willcampbell8997 that's definitely a bad rip-off of For A Few Dollars More

  • @letsgetfunky7230
    @letsgetfunky7230 5 лет назад +380

    I’m returning Red Dead Redemption 2 and getting this gem

    • @FrancoAvila1ER
      @FrancoAvila1ER 5 лет назад +3

      Ahhhahha!

    • @FrancoAvila1ER
      @FrancoAvila1ER 5 лет назад +5

      Seriously man I'm driving down with you Lmao!

    • @zer0f0x69
      @zer0f0x69 5 лет назад

      that was a sarcastic joke right?..

    • @darkhorsed
      @darkhorsed 5 лет назад

      @@zer0f0x69 of course duh

  • @magentapurpleyap5566
    @magentapurpleyap5566 5 лет назад +509

    *Kills child*
    "My name's not Shen, kid."
    -Whoever you are, whenever it happened.

    • @kittensgotclaws1974
      @kittensgotclaws1974 5 лет назад +8

      Shen?

    • @Dcfan200
      @Dcfan200 5 лет назад +5

      He's not Shane, Billy Bob, or Shen...if he isn't any of them, who is he?!

    • @universalshark9074
      @universalshark9074 4 года назад +1

      Drifter.

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 4 года назад +1

      the real tragedy here is, Sháne is supposed to be one of the best movies ever. Often appearing on "top 100 best movies ever" lists. 97% rating on rotten tomatoes. And most comments just lol at the randomness of the joke, not even getting the character's name right...

    • @Sandux930
      @Sandux930 4 года назад +1

      ...its shenmue

  • @pegetto51
    @pegetto51 3 года назад +40

    R.I.P. Charlie Watts
    Grande mestre da bateria.

  • @nathanmurphy7585
    @nathanmurphy7585 5 лет назад +318

    Great video Nerd...
    But Takeshi’s Challenge is still waiting for you.

    • @TeamBelmont91
      @TeamBelmont91 5 лет назад +41

      Do not speak the game's name.
      *...For it gives* *_HIM_* *power.*

    • @jaredsamples6969
      @jaredsamples6969 5 лет назад +9

      Maybe for Christmas...

    • @JDjade1
      @JDjade1 5 лет назад +1

      Wow. That's Heartless.

  • @LucianoAvilaSobreCineYSeries
    @LucianoAvilaSobreCineYSeries 5 лет назад +365

    This felt like a really classic nerd episode, loved it

    • @RhythmGrizz
      @RhythmGrizz 5 лет назад +9

      Except for the 1-minute long vpn shill

    • @cumswag1222
      @cumswag1222 5 лет назад +17

      Can people stop making comments like these?

    • @nekad2000
      @nekad2000 5 лет назад +2

      @@cumswag1222 That it felt like a classic episode? No way. I agree with Luciano. This one was great.

    • @carlostdied1184
      @carlostdied1184 5 лет назад +2

      @@nekad2000 pretty sure reed was talking about RhythymGrizz

    • @MARKOUTTV
      @MARKOUTTV 5 лет назад +12

      I see this comment on every nerd video nowadays. At some point we should stop being surprised and understand the fact that he simply never lost it

  • @jackmcslay
    @jackmcslay 5 лет назад +492

    13:24 Wait Billy Bob? No wonder he isn't there, Billy Bob is in action 52!!

    • @gravitykat714
      @gravitykat714 5 лет назад +29

      Jack Mcslay LMAO I love how this fan base manages to make jokes from older videos it’s hilarious

    • @thegreat1009
      @thegreat1009 5 лет назад

      No he's not Billy Bob tanley

    • @lillbrorsan
      @lillbrorsan 5 лет назад +2

      I believe Billy Bob is in Postal 2 :D

    • @tracexl
      @tracexl 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah, he's trapped in the 4th level of Cheetahmen.

    • @eugenespeed
      @eugenespeed 5 лет назад

      He's on holiday in Manchester

  • @Takeshi357
    @Takeshi357 3 года назад +15

    So I learned this a while back: the reason they put the warning to not play the CDs in a CD player, even though it doesn't really seem to do anything at all, is because CD players made after CD-ROMs started to become a thing have some kind of a modified DAC or something that makes them discard data tracks so they _can't_ damage your audio equipment. CD players made _before_ that (which would mean they have to be really old) don't have that protection in place.

  • @DragnSly
    @DragnSly 5 лет назад +64

    That was the most anticlimactic beginning to a Nerd episode I've ever seen, and I love it.

    • @jack456000
      @jack456000 5 лет назад +2

      It looks so wrong

    • @kevinr.3542
      @kevinr.3542 5 лет назад +6

      I expected track one to summon the devil himself into james game room.