The Rings of Power is television's finest hour

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @gerylagrande
    @gerylagrande 3 месяца назад +442

    ,,The cold hand of Tolkien trying to cancel his prime subscription" 😂😂😂😂

    • @electroQted
      @electroQted 3 месяца назад +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @aryankumararya5598
      @aryankumararya5598 3 месяца назад +7

      Damn bruh.. 😭

    • @reggiekoestoer1511
      @reggiekoestoer1511 3 месяца назад +15

      that one made me click like right away

    • @OUTL4WZ
      @OUTL4WZ 3 месяца назад +1

      Bro 😂

    • @TheHilltopPillbox
      @TheHilltopPillbox 2 месяца назад

      I tried to comment this as soon as I heard it, but your comment is at the top, where it belongs!

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 3 месяца назад +1156

    "I always intended to portray the pure evil corruption of life that are the Orcs as sympathetic, tragic and misunderstood fellows who just want to live in peace and quiet with their loving families."
    J.R.R. Tolkien, possibly while being high.

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 3 месяца назад +9

      The Orcs are one of the few things the show does good.

    • @Butmunch666
      @Butmunch666 3 месяца назад +62

      @@reek4062 What about them is good?

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 3 месяца назад +11

      @@Butmunch666 Though they are deeply twisted and violent, they are not inherently or irredeemably evil.

    • @TheGlobuleReturns
      @TheGlobuleReturns 3 месяца назад +83

      @@reek4062 shut up reek

    • @Butmunch666
      @Butmunch666 3 месяца назад +70

      @@reek4062 Yeah, you get why that portrayal is bad right? Because it shits on the source material. FFS.

  • @finncess4104
    @finncess4104 3 месяца назад +1555

    This show made the grass touch itself

  • @Ken-yn8ps
    @Ken-yn8ps 3 месяца назад +366

    This series is so amazing, it watches itself........

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 3 месяца назад +1

      It's better than the Jackson films, but that bar is quite low.

    • @trevorotieno2731
      @trevorotieno2731 3 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @ageldenb
      @ageldenb 3 месяца назад +3

      Cracked me up!!!

    • @moonglum101
      @moonglum101 3 месяца назад +1

      Oh good, I don't need to then.

    • @OG_Drummer99
      @OG_Drummer99 3 месяца назад +1

      Haha at least someone saw it.

  • @neinnonon9672
    @neinnonon9672 3 месяца назад +599

    The breathy R rolling dialogue is nails on a chalkboard holy crap

    • @toodlepop
      @toodlepop 3 месяца назад +45

      this alone would have been enough reason for me to not continue the show.

    • @jamesmacleod671
      @jamesmacleod671 3 месяца назад +48

      I totally agRRRee, I can't take it no moRRRe. 🙉
      But seriously who the hell told her to ridiculously pronounce words this way.

    • @tjallingdalheuvel126
      @tjallingdalheuvel126 3 месяца назад +25

      Extra strange it not being consistent. What kind of accent so thick and gone withing the same sentence even?

    • @Speshulsawce
      @Speshulsawce 3 месяца назад +23

      Elrrrrrrond, I protest

    • @tomee771
      @tomee771 3 месяца назад +22

      It is parody level “r” rolling

  • @asky-ne7yz
    @asky-ne7yz 3 месяца назад +313

    My favourite part of the show was when Sauron said "I am the lord of the rings" Truly one of the moments ever

    • @Dr._Atom
      @Dr._Atom 3 месяца назад +44

      My favourite is the fact that this is not even a joke, he actually said that in the show 😂

    • @s_shaleh
      @s_shaleh 3 месяца назад +14

      Actually he was calling Celebrimbor "The Lord of the rings" in that scene, but we all know he's actually referring to himself.

    • @frodoboots
      @frodoboots 3 месяца назад +2

      Lord of the rings is ,Eru ( God) he is the only one that can bend the will of the ring,,but he called him LOTR,and sauron took it like he was being called God,which is his Goal.

    • @charlyrob7334
      @charlyrob7334 3 месяца назад +5

      @@frodoboots Are you trying to make sense of this bullshit?

    • @frodoboots
      @frodoboots 3 месяца назад

      @@charlyrob7334 yes, i am trying to like this bad writing,/ show but what i said is true i think. .

  • @jackburton1455
    @jackburton1455 3 месяца назад +1146

    The Rings of Power made me truly appreciate the great outdoors.

    • @machinedieselx4767
      @machinedieselx4767 3 месяца назад +9

      God bless you for your thumbnail. Its almost as beautiful as mine. ♥

    • @Christrulesall2
      @Christrulesall2 3 месяца назад +14

      I also now love the streets of chicago.

    • @johnwolf2829
      @johnwolf2829 3 месяца назад +8

      @@Christrulesall2 The wRongs of Power truly is the kind of fantasy that makes reality seem far less painful

    • @decentralizeddemocracy8335
      @decentralizeddemocracy8335 3 месяца назад +6

      The Rings of Power Plus Privilege

    • @johnwolf2829
      @johnwolf2829 3 месяца назад

      @@decentralizeddemocracy8335 A Dis-me production.
      Brought to you by people who hate you.

  • @shazmodeus2795
    @shazmodeus2795 3 месяца назад +311

    "Inceldur! Your hard-drive, cast it into the fire! You must!"
    "No."

    • @joeway8665
      @joeway8665 3 месяца назад +7

      😂

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 3 месяца назад +8

      It has my paywall restricted Orc OnlyFans vids on it!

    • @lee-daniels
      @lee-daniels 3 месяца назад

      haha

    • @andysol2002
      @andysol2002 3 месяца назад

      🤣😂

    • @thedevilneveraskstwice7027
      @thedevilneveraskstwice7027 2 месяца назад

      bro I expect you gonna pay for they keyboard I destroyed with spitted out coffee while reading this

  • @J31
    @J31 3 месяца назад +228

    When Tommy B said "You're a wizard, Notgandalf", I clapped. I clapped because it felt like equity

    • @MintyFr618
      @MintyFr618 3 месяца назад +13

      “You’re a Gandalf, wizard” was my favorite line in the whole show

    • @HannahKayW
      @HannahKayW 3 месяца назад

      And a thumpin’ good’un I’d say, once yeh’ve been trained up a bit.

    • @nitrokid
      @nitrokid 2 месяца назад

      Tommy B 😂

  • @argelmangune6529
    @argelmangune6529 3 месяца назад +1057

    That galadriel actress has some of the most finest acting face ever. All emotions combined into one unexpressive facial expression. How did she do that?!

    • @TheVisitors44
      @TheVisitors44 3 месяца назад +98

      Ask Amandla, actress from The Acolyte.

    • @ringrippa
      @ringrippa 3 месяца назад +11

      She has talent that we will all come to appreciate in a few decades

    • @Quazi-Moto
      @Quazi-Moto 3 месяца назад +38

      She went to the same acting class as Amanless Steinberger.

    • @lyft4238
      @lyft4238 3 месяца назад

      That's what Resting Woke Face Syndrome does to you

    • @info1418
      @info1418 3 месяца назад

      You're selling her short. Her nostrils have done some of finest acting known to man.. I mean woman... sorry I mean womxn. They/them?

  • @bahrumix
    @bahrumix 3 месяца назад +380

    Orcs have done more in defeating Sauron than elves in this series 😂

    • @raunakbanerjee1558
      @raunakbanerjee1558 3 месяца назад +35

      They are the true heroes besmirched by Elven Propaganda!

    • @SmoKKz0r
      @SmoKKz0r 3 месяца назад +4

      Thats halerious😂😂

    • @hans471
      @hans471 3 месяца назад +5

      To orotect their families from unjust war 😢😂

    • @daisydaisy6886
      @daisydaisy6886 3 месяца назад +1

      Çünki onlar dost. Sauron ölmek üzere olan elflere mitrilden yüzük yapmayı öğreterek onların hayatını kurtardı😂

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 3 месяца назад +6

      @@raunakbanerjee1558 Well, they are good guys in this show, certainly better than Guyadriel.

  • @roosterfu231
    @roosterfu231 3 месяца назад +57

    Galadriel is sooo badass, she has no weakness, is amazing at everything. Once she flares her nostrils at you you are already dead.

    • @davorfistrovic7363
      @davorfistrovic7363 2 месяца назад +2

      only good thing what i can say about rop is; i wanna do it like on discovery channel with this actress who is MOCKERY of Galadriel

    • @phann860
      @phann860 2 месяца назад +1

      Of laughing.

  • @lordmaur180
    @lordmaur180 3 месяца назад +194

    This show is SAVING LIFES!... saving lifes by making people go outside and doing healthier activites by turning off their TVs

    • @haamulubechooka6908
      @haamulubechooka6908 3 месяца назад

      You have cracked my ribs

    • @BRiiXEY
      @BRiiXEY 2 месяца назад

      didn't save your spelling though

    • @lordmaur180
      @lordmaur180 2 месяца назад

      @@BRiiXEY im not from a english speaking country, so dont care about english spelling

  • @seniorelzappo9919
    @seniorelzappo9919 3 месяца назад +263

    This show has spawned an industry with the GDP of a small country , its glorious .

  • @marklondon2008
    @marklondon2008 3 месяца назад +279

    I guarantee there are more people watching these ROP review videos than the actual programme.

    • @tapiolautavaara9532
      @tapiolautavaara9532 3 месяца назад +9

      Millions more, as these are insightful, made with skill, highly entertaining and fun to watch. Unlike the show.

    • @stevolopez
      @stevolopez 2 месяца назад +1

      They can just get the WNBA to play the orcs!

    • @davidstone-haigh4880
      @davidstone-haigh4880 2 месяца назад +1

      Yep. I'm one for sure. I hadn't seen the black and Asian elves for eg. Insulting actors of colour everywhere in a blink of an eye. That's just the tip of the iceberg on this horror show of tripe.

    • @noneya313
      @noneya313 2 месяца назад

      @@tapiolautavaara9532 lol. no it's not.

    • @SirenaWomanWarrior
      @SirenaWomanWarrior 2 месяца назад

      🙋

  • @Dmanz67
    @Dmanz67 3 месяца назад +89

    SauRrRrRrRrRrRRrrrrron.

    • @BinkyTheElf1
      @BinkyTheElf1 3 месяца назад +17

      Missed one ‘R’.

    • @Dr._Atom
      @Dr._Atom 3 месяца назад

      CelebrRrRrRrrrimborr
      GaladrRrRrRrRrrriel

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 3 месяца назад +5

      J. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Tolkien

  • @lawjef
    @lawjef 3 месяца назад +65

    TROP demonstrates that there are people of all colours creeds and genders who cannot act to save themselves

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 3 месяца назад +4

      DEI lack of talent programs are real

  • @dquarks
    @dquarks 3 месяца назад +358

    They roll the R's like they are auditioning for a Spanish soap opera. 😅

    • @virtuaguyverify
      @virtuaguyverify 3 месяца назад +23

      "I don't know why you roll your R's... but that's something I can never do"
      -Terminator

    • @avarion9538
      @avarion9538 3 месяца назад +2

      or like a farmer in bavaria 😡

    • @joerees337
      @joerees337 3 месяца назад

      Like Shawn in psych

    • @nathancoppini6928
      @nathancoppini6928 3 месяца назад

      Thankyou I thought I was imagining this

    • @blw4089
      @blw4089 3 месяца назад +8

      Spanish soap operas have better acting though.

  • @Arominit
    @Arominit 3 месяца назад +464

    The Woke Critic is Mount Doom for woke shows, this was brutal 😂

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 3 месяца назад +10

      And very much needed. Holy cow I can barely tolerate the show's scenes even while TWC dices up the entire plot like a salad.

    • @robertofernandez7773
      @robertofernandez7773 3 месяца назад +4

      I had to watch it twice. He was so good. Lol

    • @joshuarock4631
      @joshuarock4631 3 месяца назад +3

      woke should apply to reacher show too , theres no way one man can do all that , bad writing is bad tired of the term be used to divide when the root issue is just narcissistic toxic behavior the color of the mask doesn't matter

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 3 месяца назад +3

      "woke" implies some effort. This has ZERO effort

    • @emillyyelen5169
      @emillyyelen5169 3 месяца назад +1

      @@joshuarock4631 Tolkien>Ludlum>Lee Child...so theres that

  • @Edi-edi-Ooo
    @Edi-edi-Ooo 3 месяца назад +34

    As a professor of Anglo-Saxon history and language Tolkien would surely approve of this masterpiece

    • @Dr._Atom
      @Dr._Atom 3 месяца назад +5

      The video, not the series 😂

  • @unitron2005
    @unitron2005 3 месяца назад +91

    Fans: Don't you think it is disrespectful for you to defile Tolkien's work this way?
    Amazon: DEAD MEN ARE NO THREAT!

    • @evansabahnur3383
      @evansabahnur3383 3 месяца назад +2

      Certain Adolfo: Let me introduce myself

    • @Twitch_Moderator
      @Twitch_Moderator 3 месяца назад +1

      Maybe if he was still alive, he would be the producer and make sure the writing stays tighter to the books.
      I guess he shouldn't have let himself pass away. 😑

  • @FriendlyNeighbourlyPerson
    @FriendlyNeighbourlyPerson 3 месяца назад +35

    Tom Bombadil is basically Hagrid.
    "You're a wizard Gandlef!"

    • @Twitch_Moderator
      @Twitch_Moderator 3 месяца назад +4

      I love Gandlef. He is my favorite sorcezard. 😑

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 3 месяца назад

      Tom and Gandalf gonna bang.

  • @Kendro311
    @Kendro311 3 месяца назад +214

    Her face and lips move so little, im convinced she's practicing ventriloquism.

    • @toodlescae
      @toodlescae 3 месяца назад +12

      I think her botox is too tight. 😂

    • @alesksander
      @alesksander 3 месяца назад +11

      @@toodlescae Nah she just bad actress.

    • @madjackgamingandfitness498
      @madjackgamingandfitness498 3 месяца назад +5

      Anticipation weighs heavily on the actress. Of when to roll the next R in a sentence.

    • @avarion9538
      @avarion9538 3 месяца назад +8

      imo she looks like an angry, drunk wine lady, that remembers her ex, who has a better life without her 🥰

    • @Slitheringpeanut
      @Slitheringpeanut 3 месяца назад

      Nah, she's the dummy.

  • @slimbombur7922
    @slimbombur7922 3 месяца назад +57

    Black Legolas has stepped up a bit since S1.
    All it took was to remove his female companion who told him what to do and say.
    Unfortunately Isildur was not so lucky.

    • @MrGamman3yt
      @MrGamman3yt 3 месяца назад +8

      It's Incel-dur

    • @sheilaburrowes9081
      @sheilaburrowes9081 3 месяца назад +4

      Isildur is fair, as Tolkien would've said, so he'll never get a bump, even though he's the greatest hero of Middle Earth for most of its existence.

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 3 месяца назад

      @@sheilaburrowes9081 the greatest hero reduced to a comic relief in this s----it show

  • @IbnHunter
    @IbnHunter 3 месяца назад +39

    This show had lots of Monty Python potential as a successor, too bad they are taking themselves seriously.

  • @soothingmoments2139
    @soothingmoments2139 3 месяца назад +148

    I am Asian.. For me to see an Asian elf is just absolute bonkers.and a short one on top of that.... Elves are fair and tall and they are of European features based on the stories of where they are from..

    • @TheGoldenDragon_
      @TheGoldenDragon_ 3 месяца назад +42

      Exactly. The Lord of the Rings was supposed to be a love letter by Tolkien of the European culture. I'm hispanic and I don't want to see elves that look like me. I expect them to look European and want them to stay that way.

    • @tapiolautavaara9532
      @tapiolautavaara9532 3 месяца назад +1

      That monkey-dude next to her is canonically even more ridiculous, but at least those silly ears kind of fit him.

    • @cosmicmuffin322
      @cosmicmuffin322 3 месяца назад +33

      If Tolkien's lore was a beloved treasure of, say, Mexican or Indian culture, and the characters were replaced with people of other ethnicities, people would call it r---ism. But when the English culture is being appropriated, it's progress and equality. The double standard has to stop.

    • @TheGoldenDragon_
      @TheGoldenDragon_ 3 месяца назад

      @@cosmicmuffin322 I agree. Problem is, this is larger than us. It's an agenda and the agenda is to replace the dominant culture of the west which is european. That's why racism towards whites is not only endorsed by the establishment but also encouraged. It's really that simple. Now, the next questions anyone has next should be: who would do this? And Who would want this?
      All I can say about it all is, if anyone wants to knpw the truth but is easily offended, then don't bother looking.

    • @nitrokid
      @nitrokid 3 месяца назад +12

      In the Norse mythology (which Tolkien took many inspirations from), the elves or alfir are considered the ancestor of Midgardians.

  • @Zzzlol94
    @Zzzlol94 3 месяца назад +26

    Inceldur made me start coughing for a minute

  • @AldrickExGladius
    @AldrickExGladius 3 месяца назад +42

    So many planks of wood I thought I was watching a fence

  • @kendog4971
    @kendog4971 3 месяца назад +67

    Watching the Rings is like carving my eyes out with a sporke

    • @carolyns99
      @carolyns99 3 месяца назад +8

      I think you mean a sporrrrrrrrrrrk.

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 3 месяца назад

      But WAY longer

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 3 месяца назад

      It's like listening that faaat she-dwarf singing

  • @DemolitionManDemolishes
    @DemolitionManDemolishes 3 месяца назад +92

    Inceldur... lol

    • @machinedieselx4767
      @machinedieselx4767 3 месяца назад +7

      🤣

    • @ivanalmendras6974
      @ivanalmendras6974 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

    • @FunkyBandana
      @FunkyBandana 3 месяца назад +1

      Second season resumed in one word

    • @MelbourneArchviz
      @MelbourneArchviz 3 месяца назад

      well, they couldn't pass the opportunity to put the man down a peg.

    • @evansabahnur3383
      @evansabahnur3383 3 месяца назад +1

      The man who almost scored

  • @LyTashaRachelle
    @LyTashaRachelle 3 месяца назад +15

    I live for these videos. Absolutely spell binding.

  • @math925
    @math925 3 месяца назад +4

    "There's no team in I" got a belly laugh out of me. Your writing is as crisp as ever.

  • @malcolmharris3916
    @malcolmharris3916 3 месяца назад +50

    Goodness, it`s gonna be a tough decision for the judges at the next Emmys between this and The Acolyte as to who wins the award for best Ensemble Acting. Thank God I am not a judge.

  • @xraypunch5959
    @xraypunch5959 3 месяца назад +9

    This channel REALLY needs more subs.

  • @MyFokMan
    @MyFokMan 3 месяца назад +8

    These rhymes are making me tear up from laughing so hard, what a fantastic video you've made 🤣

  • @shazmodeus2795
    @shazmodeus2795 3 месяца назад +34

    Elrond: "we must get there with great haste, there is no time to waste!"
    *proceeds to walk on foot despite having access to some of the best horses in the land*

    • @hkd8227
      @hkd8227 3 месяца назад +2

      To be fair the fellowship didn't use horses to travel either because 1) the terrain was too dangerous and difficult for horses. 2) it was faster to travel on foot 3) riding on horses meant they would more easily be spotted by the enemy and they were traveling in secret.

  • @OllieTheFirst
    @OllieTheFirst 3 месяца назад +203

    I cannot stand how they roll their R's every opportunity

    • @virtuaguyverify
      @virtuaguyverify 3 месяца назад +37

      Elrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrond 😅

    • @OllieTheFirst
      @OllieTheFirst 3 месяца назад +12

      @@virtuaguyverify nauseating

    • @pazz1239
      @pazz1239 3 месяца назад +19

      ​@@virtuaguyverify Saurrhron

    • @Blakmagic88
      @Blakmagic88 3 месяца назад +15

      Celebrrrrimborrrrrr!😭

    • @timesupea
      @timesupea 3 месяца назад +3

      It's only annoying because they think it's going to save them otherwise it's probably the only thing accurate about the show

  • @clearblue8149
    @clearblue8149 3 месяца назад +22

    This show is so wonderfully absolutely amazing, with crisp dialogue and a coherent story that ties seamlessly in to Tolkien’s lore it’s almost indistinguishable from each other. That a new religion has spawned from it.

    • @clearblue8149
      @clearblue8149 3 месяца назад

      It’s sarcasm, in case you can’t see the vernacular.

  • @johand5022
    @johand5022 3 месяца назад +47

    Would go so far as to call it the best of Star Wars even.

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 3 месяца назад +3

      Indeed! I thought the Sackoshyte was canceled…but when does Anakin Harfoot blow up the Battlestar Galactica?

  • @Zoddlander
    @Zoddlander 3 месяца назад +3

    "Thank you for making Middle earth look just like our earth!". nailed it!
    good vid!

  • @_Libosido
    @_Libosido 3 месяца назад +11

    Every fight Galadriel against orcs, looks like when you in a game, you will come into the starting zone, with your max-level character. 🤣

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 3 месяца назад

      Even so her combat choreography is cringe, just as her acting skills in general....

  • @thatdude7513
    @thatdude7513 3 месяца назад +8

    That opening stanza had my ribs hurting. Subscribed.

  • @Sickerror
    @Sickerror 3 месяца назад +37

    wowwwww!!! This show was the best ever !!!! I leave 100 on Rotten tomatoes, and totally not received $$$$ from Bezos for it!!! Don't miss this show!!!

  • @tisucitisin1
    @tisucitisin1 3 месяца назад +10

    Inceldur made me chuckle, good one!

  • @lukegalea3353
    @lukegalea3353 2 месяца назад +1

    Bro , you just earned a subscription.. excellent narration!

  • @iknowbutdoyou
    @iknowbutdoyou 3 месяца назад +29

    Tom Bombadil is a member berry for Hagrid from Harry Potter. Exact same character.

    • @Ingolenuru
      @Ingolenuru 3 месяца назад

      As written here. Did J.K. Rowlings copy Tom Bombadil for her Hagrid character?

  • @MrLorbu
    @MrLorbu 3 месяца назад +19

    "Inceldur" alone is worth a comment^^

  • @ollie1070
    @ollie1070 3 месяца назад +47

    There are more rolling R's in this show than when Edmond Hillary dropped a can
    of alphabetti spaghetti down the mountain side!

    • @JB-nj5hn
      @JB-nj5hn 3 месяца назад +2

      Nay, that’s Sirrrrr…Edmund Hilary, laddie!

  • @Silva0101
    @Silva0101 3 месяца назад +8

    Amazon "I am altering the deal, pray i dont alter it further"

  • @Dmanz67
    @Dmanz67 3 месяца назад +15

    Tolkien would say "Yaaaaaaaasss, Queen"!

  • @mack7170
    @mack7170 3 месяца назад +2

    I just found your channel. The sarcasm is palpable and im here for it.

  • @mdiggler
    @mdiggler 3 месяца назад +54

    Amazon handled this source material like a tribe of chimpanzees with a steinway.

    • @tapiolautavaara9532
      @tapiolautavaara9532 3 месяца назад

      Chimp-Kween Midget Clarke has throughoutly studiet the rachet hood rats "you can't handle me"-tiktok-lore.

  • @likeAG6likeAG6
    @likeAG6likeAG6 3 месяца назад +43

    L Rond put on his place again by our strong girl

  • @Papamarmottin
    @Papamarmottin 3 месяца назад +20

    I was struck with awe - or perhaps was it sheer weariness - at the sight of your labor. Pray, how didst thou endure the long, dreary hours to perfect such profoundly captivating moments lost in the distant fog of insignificance?
    Surely, the task was more perilous than a journey to Mordor itself!

  • @justjordan8018
    @justjordan8018 3 месяца назад +12

    Oh finally I can enjoy a positive review of my favorite show. I love this show so much as a true fan boy I need to wait for all the episodes to air so I can bench watch them with no interruption. Please no Spoilers.

  • @siok4375
    @siok4375 3 месяца назад +22

    This show is so good I gouged out my eyes. Thanks Amazon 👍

  • @Gamerwrldtv
    @Gamerwrldtv 3 месяца назад +56

    My wife is asian- and when she saw the asian elf, she fell off the couch laughing

    • @yanksfan6833
      @yanksfan6833 3 месяца назад +5

      Does she have any sisters?

    • @scottmalkinson6983
      @scottmalkinson6983 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@yanksfan6833I'm Asian. And i have many girl cousins. Want one?

    • @GreyDeathVaccine
      @GreyDeathVaccine 3 месяца назад +2

      @@yanksfan6833 Damn, you were quick.

    • @yanksfan6833
      @yanksfan6833 3 месяца назад +3

      @@scottmalkinson6983 yes. They aren’t diabetic too are they?

    • @scottmalkinson6983
      @scottmalkinson6983 3 месяца назад +3

      @@yanksfan6833 One of them is. But she's mine.

  • @Liftinglinguist
    @Liftinglinguist 3 месяца назад +3

    Can't wait to see Orc families presenting their woes on Dr.Phil. "My son just sits on the Palantir all day, he hasn't pillaged once in three months."

  • @dave55ides
    @dave55ides 3 месяца назад +29

    Tough gig for Elrond, not only is Guyladriel his former co worker, she is also, as Arwen’s grandmother, his mother-in-law! Hence the looks!!

    • @flacodeltoro6675
      @flacodeltoro6675 3 месяца назад +1

      @@dave55ides 😂😂😂

    • @vegacula
      @vegacula 3 месяца назад +2

      I've given this a fair bit of thought as well 😂

    • @bigheadrhino
      @bigheadrhino 2 месяца назад

      Wait, what? The fact that they have a thing and then he marries her daughter is super creepy

  • @penbunk
    @penbunk 3 месяца назад +134

    we all already know how J R R Tolkien actually wanted to name his master piece as "The Lady of the Rings" to honor all the powerfull and diverse female protagonists of his work, but the solid morality of his age didnt made it possible; gladly, thanks to the skillful writers and contributions from the Tolkien NGO known as Amazon, Tolkien dream can finally came true in its whole glory, such a wonderful time to be alive!

    • @flacodeltoro6675
      @flacodeltoro6675 3 месяца назад +3

      @@penbunk 😂😂

    • @pigeonpoo1823
      @pigeonpoo1823 3 месяца назад +3

      Amen

    • @FunkyBandana
      @FunkyBandana 3 месяца назад +2

      Agree

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 3 месяца назад +8

      It's ironic because Tolkien did include strong and powerful females in his work, leaders, women who were even feared by the powerful men ruling the kingdoms. The real Galadriel was spoken of in hushed tones. Not because they feared her kicking in their door and cutting their heads off, but because she held power and magic they didn't understand. A woman shockingly went into battle and killed the Wraith King, but that wasn't good enough for Amazon writers. No, we need to pretend it was totally normal for females to be warriors and there was nothing at all surprising about her dressing up in a man's armor and going to war.

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 3 месяца назад

      @@justforever96 That's because these Woke cultists (not just in ROP but in Hollywood today, in all western media) cannot make a strong female character without portraying her more manly than men. That's the only 'strength' they understand: literally make her an invincible brute who wave a big, big sword and kicks men ars....es. Galadriel in the books and Jackson's movies was portrayed very differently, majestic, feminine, her true might was only hinted, yet her actually looked vastly more powerful than this Mary Sue caricature. Galadriel there felt like a divine being unlike this caricature from the Rings of Parody with her cringe combat choreography that cannot impress three years old kid.
      But again, these corpo-globalist muppets can't understand that 'strong' means much more than brute physical force. They are only interested in humiliating men, not because they love women, but because they hate men. They hate everything created by men, including Tolkien. So they need to destroy it and remake in their own sick image.

  • @michaelreich4827
    @michaelreich4827 3 месяца назад +48

    Another show intentionally committing Mary Sue-icide

    • @rra022001
      @rra022001 3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah..don't get Doomcock started😆

  • @johns1625
    @johns1625 3 месяца назад +8

    Every time Elrond says literally anything, Galadriel always 1 ups him or corrects him lmao. He points out Adar doesn't seem to be in league with Sauron, so perhaps they are fighting each other, and she comes back with "We are ALL at war" 😂
    Shut up El Wrong! Such a dork!

  • @Rampagedd
    @Rampagedd 3 месяца назад +13

    😂😂😂 you are brilliant.

  • @buscandolaverdad101
    @buscandolaverdad101 3 месяца назад +11

    I have watched this video more than 4 times already. I prefer to watch this than rings of power

  • @machinedieselx4767
    @machinedieselx4767 3 месяца назад +104

    "Im pretty epic, ngl. I killed an ice troll in under 3 seconds with a flip and everything. For reals, no cap." Amazons Galadriel on being a pouty and rude Girl Boss.

    • @theheebs100
      @theheebs100 3 месяца назад +3

      Ok, but hear me out. I would kind of appreciate if just one character in the show randomly talked like some gen-z insert to highlight how pompous and and forced the dialogue in the show is.

    • @jackburton1455
      @jackburton1455 3 месяца назад +1

      @@theheebs100 yeah, they shouldn't be so Beta about it in their goon cave and just rizz us....no cap

    • @theheebs100
      @theheebs100 3 месяца назад +1

      @@jackburton1455 all fax no printer, fam.

    • @jackburton1455
      @jackburton1455 3 месяца назад +1

      @@theheebs100 TBF, I'm 41. I haven't a clue what any of it means.

    • @theheebs100
      @theheebs100 3 месяца назад +1

      @@jackburton1455 how do you do, fellow kid. I'm 38. haha

  • @alwaysgood3913
    @alwaysgood3913 3 месяца назад +9

    You rhyme really really well

  • @TheSuperappelflap
    @TheSuperappelflap 3 месяца назад +8

    Oh man Ive been waiting for this one

  • @Dauntless1
    @Dauntless1 3 месяца назад +28

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻🍻🍻🍻 Have a drink every time Sauron's name is mentioned by Left-tenant GladYourWell.

    • @kalithrall
      @kalithrall 3 месяца назад +5

      That's Saurrrron to you.

    • @Dauntless1
      @Dauntless1 3 месяца назад +1

      @@kalithrall 🤣🍻 ... More like Sourrrrr-on. 🤪🤣🤣🍻

    • @pazz1239
      @pazz1239 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@kalithrallSahrrron

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 3 месяца назад +1

      I did. Now I have a bad stomachache and an empty can of Draino…oh well, at least I won’t have to watch episode 4…

    • @lawrencefrost9063
      @lawrencefrost9063 3 месяца назад

      @@pazz1239 Shaaaaaaaaaarroooooooooooooooon! - Ozy

  • @iddles2o
    @iddles2o 3 месяца назад +6

    ‘More Boss than Hugo Boss’ that line will go down in History!

  • @MooneShadow
    @MooneShadow 3 месяца назад +4

    THE ELVENGERS! lmao I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS.

  • @MJGMJGMJG
    @MJGMJGMJG 3 месяца назад +8

    this is brilliant!

  • @darkspectro2948
    @darkspectro2948 3 месяца назад +9

    The star wars reference was perfect hahaha

  • @IamNotaRealAmerican
    @IamNotaRealAmerican 3 месяца назад +30

    Ring of Power, personally keeping Nerdrotic, Critical Drinker and Clownfish TV employed for years to come!

  • @beatjunkybg
    @beatjunkybg 3 месяца назад +15

    This show reminds me more and more of The Witcher, let's hope it follows the same fate

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 3 месяца назад +1

      It reminds me of the Witcher since the episode one, although Witcher was actually better - at least Henry Cavill was a better actor than these muppets.

    • @beatjunkybg
      @beatjunkybg 3 месяца назад

      @@bdleo300 Oh for sure, Henry is a delight

  • @FunkyBandana
    @FunkyBandana 3 месяца назад +9

    Inceldur... damn that's savage hahaha

  • @emitlevart7155
    @emitlevart7155 3 месяца назад +8

    your best one yet 🤣😂🤣

  • @crazyralph6386
    @crazyralph6386 3 месяца назад +55

    Those check box Elves were so cringe.

  • @zeroark6915
    @zeroark6915 3 месяца назад +36

    Not gonna lie,the characters got such a glow up.That they might as well be on Rupaul's drag race.🙈

  • @DavidAnderson-m5c
    @DavidAnderson-m5c 3 месяца назад +1

    I think this video may have inspired the best collection of internet comments ever. The sarcasm is so hilariously biting you'd think everybody watching this video was British.

  • @deesee6009
    @deesee6009 3 месяца назад +10

    I was utterly stunned and braved by galadree-el

  • @thegamedudeguy
    @thegamedudeguy 3 месяца назад +1

    The fact you commit to rhyming for the entire video earns you a like.

  • @ChaosBasedForm
    @ChaosBasedForm 3 месяца назад +6

    This is in fact really sad, such an amazing story to elaborate on, millions of dollars to invest into an amazing experience, and this is what we get? how can the directors think that this was a "good show"? It's unbelievable how so many people can be disconnected from reality and make so many bad decisions without realizing that this is horrible

  • @lightmind5719
    @lightmind5719 3 месяца назад +1

    'Galadriel, synonym for beautyfell'
    What?!!! 😂😂

  • @TheNuclearGeek
    @TheNuclearGeek 3 месяца назад +16

    Even as sarcasm it's too bad to even laugh at. Apathy really is much worse than hate.

  • @tymoteuszbryx249
    @tymoteuszbryx249 3 месяца назад +2

    Love your style. Subscribed.

  • @grimgent
    @grimgent 3 месяца назад +28

    You are so generous, smart and strong in many ways, I suspect you may be a woman of colour.

    • @FunkyBandana
      @FunkyBandana 3 месяца назад +2

      and lesbian

    • @Peremptor
      @Peremptor 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@FunkyBandana and most likely a PhD in a few social sciences.

    • @FunkyBandana
      @FunkyBandana 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Peremptor haha and expert in break dancing!

    • @fritolaid6805
      @fritolaid6805 3 месяца назад

      Trans womxn

    • @Peremptor
      @Peremptor 3 месяца назад

      @@FunkyBandana Hopefully they make it into one of those unending soap operas... these powerful WOCs have so much to teach us.

  • @majorpwner241
    @majorpwner241 3 месяца назад

    1:18 lmfao... Such a petty and yet valid criticism of the direction. I love it. Subscribed.

  • @septillion2501
    @septillion2501 3 месяца назад +50

    10:14 I'm glad to see the woman who played Yennifer in Netflix's The Witcher landed on her feet after that show was canceled.

  • @NickLaslett
    @NickLaslett 3 месяца назад

    Some classic, lots of healthy chuckles. ROP never fails to deliver.

  • @dronesclubhighjinks
    @dronesclubhighjinks 3 месяца назад +9

    This is the stunningest and braviest review I have yet seen /
    Granting more sheen /
    To our eleven Queen
    GaladriHELL
    😂

  • @someidiot1984
    @someidiot1984 3 месяца назад +1

    This is the third video I have watched on this subject. Thank you for more entertainment than the actual show.

  • @marcushillerstrom25
    @marcushillerstrom25 3 месяца назад +22

    I loved the moment when Galadriel came upon 100 orcs and said “They have me completely suRRounded, those pooR bastaRds”

    • @tapiolautavaara9532
      @tapiolautavaara9532 3 месяца назад +1

      You might have missed about a hundrred rrrrs therrrrrrrre.

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 3 месяца назад

      @@tapiolautavaara9532 J.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R. Tolkien

  • @darkmatter5424
    @darkmatter5424 3 месяца назад +1

    This was soooo good. Thanks for the laugh. 😅

  • @x-think7614
    @x-think7614 3 месяца назад +4

    On par with The Naked Gun. Glorious parody!

  • @gamepitchway3500
    @gamepitchway3500 3 месяца назад +5

    Such an eloquent comedy. U my friend have earned a follow and loads of share's.

  • @rovhalt6650
    @rovhalt6650 3 месяца назад +4

    Jeff Besos doing the ice bucket challenge at the end was perfect

  • @jeanniem76
    @jeanniem76 3 месяца назад +1

    “Television’s finest hour”? Bahahahahahahahahaha! 😂😂

  • @S3RPENT0R
    @S3RPENT0R 3 месяца назад +2

    This is the greatest troll video I've ever seen.

  • @yash019
    @yash019 3 месяца назад +89

    Yo why the fuck do they all roll their R's in that stupid way?

    • @reqontra
      @reqontra 3 месяца назад +5

      Because it's the way it is pronounced in most of Europe, including many parts of UK.

    • @yash019
      @yash019 3 месяца назад +8

      @@reqontra nah I mean for the elvish words

    • @madjackgamingandfitness498
      @madjackgamingandfitness498 3 месяца назад +17

      They do it at random. I can’t even call that an accent.

    • @FriendlyNeighbourlyPerson
      @FriendlyNeighbourlyPerson 3 месяца назад +1

      CalaAABRIMBooooOOOORRRR

    • @dunzhen
      @dunzhen 3 месяца назад +1

      why's it just seem pretentious when this show does it?

  • @user-zq6sz2cr6g
    @user-zq6sz2cr6g 3 месяца назад +12

    10:48 Only speechless for a moment. As soon as he recovered, I'm sure he would have found many, many terms to use. A whole dictionary, in fact. 😂