Truly the most stunning and brave birthing person of our generation. As a non binary battle droid with Roger/Roger pronouns, I'm proud that Rey is part of the Star Trek universe.
@@usern4metak3ns “well of course she has to run! who else will protect her from *those* people? Next they’ll come for the children! Who will protect the women and the children from those brutish ni-“ 👵🏻
@@olekanuriel9359 also the guy trained from childhood is a comic relief character. He could have been one of the best characters in star wars. A cold emotionless storm trooper turned Jedi by using his emotions instead of repressing them since he was tired of the first order murdering innocents. It would make so much sense, especially if Luke trained him. But they just had to make some boring RPG blank slate the protagonist.
Legend has it that Rey, as an egg inside of her mom’s womb, demanded the sperm cells to ask for consent first before the fertilization even began. Her story is inspiring, brave, and as strong as her wide looking forehead.
I’m honestly tired of the phrase “I can handle myself.” How about a “thank you.” It would’ve been hilarious if one character after hearing this would be like “ Oh ok. I’ll just leave you here. Hope you don’t get killed.”
@@BoleDaPole Weird. I holded many doors for many people (men and women) and I got a "Thank you" or a friendly nod or something like that many times, but never a snarky remark.
@@TedEhioghae If people want to make fun of Jesus Christ they have the right to do so. You don't decide that otherwise you are trying to domineer them.
The one thing that I really appreciate about Disney's Lucasfilm is the documentaries and psychological analysis that will be made one day about all of KK's issues reflected in the content produced under her. Just imagine how much hatred, frustration and envy she accumulated all those years surrounded by some of the most talented men in the industry and being forced to face the reality of how talentless and incompetent she was on a regular basis. Only capable of serving coffee (maybe some hot coffee too...) and interrupting people just to insert her stupid ideas. And the best part is it wouldn't be unusual for her to cope with it all by telling herself she was a misunderstood genius being kept down by the patriarchy. But if only she could obtain the power she would show them how much better than them she is... and then she got it and proceeded to make some of the most incompetent garbage in history. It's like a text book example of a pathetic sith wannabe, and I love it. Bonus points for making Disney lose tens on billions on her personal tantrum. Chef's kiss.
Don't forget the indignation she has to suffer at home under her husband Frank Marshall ordering her to do the household chores and washing the dishes ; giving him massages, washing his feet; ironing his clothes, fold his underwear ; made to do naked yoga on holidays in his presence ; separate the recyclable items ; help him remove his ear wax and so much more even though the Marshall-Kennedy household has 16 servants in their LA mansion...
It really wouldn't surprise me if activists like her are secretly agents of BRICS, trying to tear down pieces of Western Culture. Indirectly making Americans hate their own culture and society.
100% and the first time I stumbled across this channel I thought he really was woke and was overjoyed when I found out he was taking the piss out of these we-tards.
@@brycespencer6732 Yes, the first female everything in movies. :)) Yeah, I was talking in Tenet words about the Protagonist. I never even thought of Jennifer "First" Lawrence.
Carano's character was 1. Strong and able to hold her own against a Mando, also is visibly jacked. 2. Retains her femininity and acts as a bit of a motherly figure to baby yoda. 3. She struggles against stronger enemies but gains the advantage by making better tactical decisions. Rey does none of this.
Still trying to figure out how/why Anakin's saber "called out" to Palpatine's grand daughter. It's almost like they had originally planned on her being an actual Skywalker, until "expectations had to be subverted." lol
“Finn feels the weight of Rey’s gigantic balls” The guy doesn’t realize how lucky he is; getting crushed by Rey’s balls is a great description of Kylo’s entire adult life.
I like how Rey suddenly has a force healing ability and used it to save a worm over Kylo. Truly a patriarchy leveling move. The ultimate feminist move.
Who's going to be teaching those classes when the boomers and Gen Xers who used to make actual movies finally die off and all that's left are veterans from the MCU era? "Well THAT CLASS just happened."
Poor Palpatine and Kylo, if only they had send any other woman to fight her to even the odds. But then again no independent woman had accepted the order.
Man I gotta say my favorite part of the galaxy far far away is how the new movies reflect our modern times ... man its so great that a movie series that was designed to be as separate from our real world problems as possible is now a representation of the problems of our world , so stunning such brave
Or maybe its the part where Ray is a sword master the first time she ever touches a sword or maybe its the part where she knows how to swim the first time she's ever seen water or maybe it was the part where its over
The reason why they did a hit job on the original trilogy is because Disney can't profit from 'old Star Wars', which is a huge mistake, instead of creating something worthy of the IP, they did the unthinkable and went after peoples childhood hero's.
I always chuckle when I hear someone talk about "the patriarchy", as if we haven't been living in a gynocentric social order for at least 60 years now...
Great edit, I forget how misandrist modern disney is, but it's almost every scene they can they slip it in. Your channel is so underrated, keep up the fantastic work.
KK's biggest failure: helping ready society to be taken over by billionaire (mostly white) old men with unlimited power that poop on woman's rights and anything they deem genetically imperfect.
They always make bold claims without any meaningful or real arguments to back it up, when asked they either block u or ignore you, while running to their safe space where they all regroup to validate themselves.
Rey is not only the greatest character in the Star Wars Universe, she is the greatest and most inspirational character in all of cinematic herstory. Every woman should look up to her and realize the true potential that's within them.
Until this video I never put it together that Luke’s father killed Jedi children and now Rian Johnson makes Luke almost kill his own nephew. The sequels were such garbage.
I love the scene when Rey says to her reflection ‘but Master is our friend’ to which her reflection replies ‘your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!’ I was crying and sweating from feels at one of the scenes ever!
Well they aren't allowed to remake or change the original trilogy, so Kathleen Kennedy is doing everything she can to ruin the reputations of all of the original characters. Dave filoni is giving her alot of help by inserting ashoka into every big moment he possibly can.
Calling Luke Skywalker a "myth" in _The Farce Awokens_ is equivalent to someone in the 1990s thinking the Beatles were a myth. Or someone in the 1970s thinking the German Stache was a myth. It's completely nonsensical. Which, of course, is why these idiots put it into the film.
Still in the beginning of the video but already have to commend you on the intellect injected in your humor … A true comedian can enlighten people with their comedy
Man this just reminds me how uninspired this stupid movie was. The map in BB8, the Death Star Planet, our hero being an orphan on a desert planet, it is just doing New Hope again.
I have to say , reading just a handful of comments .. you all should be hired as writers for all the destroyed series once beloved ! What a shame such fine commentary will never be brought to light to save us from the evil stormtroopers of KK !
OMG dude! I just found you and your channel, but everything here is pure commedy gold and this one here, this is the most golden of them all. The Golden Goose of the Maries of Sue.
It's ironic, JJ Abrams admitted somewhere that they were forced (no pun intended) to re-write her character completely as they went because after viewing back one of the earliest scenes shot, the one where Rey first meets Finn & she's all angry & has a massive chip on her shoulder & is just generally being a dick to him - that she had been written like this for the _entire film!_ & so they worried it would put people off her character!!! (aaaa-hahahahaha!) , he says they had to lighten her up quite a bit & pretty much the exact same thing happened with the Jyn Erso character in Rogue One, they had to reshoot most of her stuff because her character like Rey, just came across as an arsehole. Good thing they changed them to the much loved characters they are today.😏
I haven't seen THE LAST JEDI yet, it seems to me that Luke could have called (reached out) to Leia and let her see his location in the galaxy but, then Kylo could have hacked this communication. It's a race to get to Luke first. The Resistance runs out of fuel close to Luke's location. The First Order fleet arrives and the same events occur but, turns out that an old base is nearby and... Luke holds off the First Order until the Resistance can access the old fuel tanks to refuel the remaining ships and the Falcon.😂❤
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She not only destroyed the Patriarchy, but also the whole Star Wars franchise. Exactly what you would expect from a Palpatine.
And she'll be back for more, yaih!
why destroy one when you can destroy 2 at twice the price
@@kerebosaz or the whole set
So powerful she is!
@@hermitcard4494 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Truly the most stunning and brave birthing person of our generation. As a non binary battle droid with Roger/Roger pronouns, I'm proud that Rey is part of the Star Trek universe.
😂👏🏾👍🏾🤦🏾♂️
You have one of the best comments I’ve ever seen
😄
It's not Star Trek, it's Trek Wars
@@INameIsGood It's neither of those. It's Battlestarwars Galactitrek.
White girl outruns black man. Seems legit.
she gotta outrun the predators. makes sense
@@usern4metak3ns “well of course she has to run! who else will protect her from *those* people? Next they’ll come for the children! Who will protect the women and the children from those brutish ni-“ 👵🏻
@@anotherrandomguy8871 your comment seems incomplete
@@josephbassey1501 RUclips has banned him for "hate speech".
@@vinnievu1 think his brain froze
Finn's greatest sin was not that he was brainwashed into blind obedience by an oppressive government.
It was that he had a sausage.
he wasn't even blindly obedient he refused to kill for them and escaped first chance he got
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He refused to kill and then proceeded to murder his fellow stormtroopers
an overcooked one that is
@@olekanuriel9359 also the guy trained from childhood is a comic relief character. He could have been one of the best characters in star wars. A cold emotionless storm trooper turned Jedi by using his emotions instead of repressing them since he was tired of the first order murdering innocents. It would make so much sense, especially if Luke trained him. But they just had to make some boring RPG blank slate the protagonist.
Remember!!
None of this would have happened without Jennifer Lawrence being Jennifer Lawrence.
LOL
she was the first Jennifer Lawrence on the screen.
@@Agent_Stelmao😂 i only heard that shit for the first time yesterday. I like her, so that was somewhat upsetting
Where would we be without her? All hail J. Law!
@@pedroj3432 i need context pls
Legend has it that Rey, as an egg inside of her mom’s womb, demanded the sperm cells to ask for consent first before the fertilization even began. Her story is inspiring, brave, and as strong as her wide looking forehead.
Probably Disney Star Wars cannon 🤢
That's hilarious 🤣
Anakin didn't need a father for conception and neither did Rey lolz
@@user-ew4pe7zf3k Her being Palpatine pulling a Plagueis would actually be a better explanation for where she came from
she also used the force to kill and remove the sperm once she was birthed so she can take full credit for her existence
'Finn feels the weight of Rey's gigantic balls' *Stormtrooper scream* lmao
I love that she is a master of sailing a raft on a torrent sea. She must have picked up that amazing talent on her desert homeworld.
You forgot the part where Rey led the 1991 New York Giants to a stunning SuperBowl victory over the Buffalo Bills! The crowd went wild!
I was actually born that day and my dad still gives me shit, joking, that he missed the game.
@@royhenry-do9hq 😂
My name is Rey.
Rey who?
Rey Hostetler.
And don’t forget that time in 1998 when Rey threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
I'm surprised that a stunning, brave & capable WOMAN like Rey only destroyed the patriarchy 138 times, she could've gone for a solid 200.
She did but Misogynistic movie editor cut it away
She will be in more SW movies so maybe she'll get to 200
@@hypr.focused hahaha she'll break the fourth wall to smash the patriarchy behind the screen!
@@jlall4467 If she gets another trilogy i'll bet they bump it up to 500
She could, but she had to leave something for Holdo, Leia and Rose to destroy. Women aren't selfish... like men!
According to Disney Star Wars, it takes a Palpatine to make the best Skywalker. 🙃
Reminds me of dylan mulvaney
Who would have thought that a Palpatine was the Chosen One of the prophecy to bring balance to the force. Creamy Sheev should have kept his pants on.
It's 202x. Where it takes men to be the best women.
The inclusion of Jar Jar Binks voice in the "all the Jedi's give Rey a cosmic pep talk" had me 🤣🤣🤣
Pretty good - but I liked Burgess Meredith telling Rocky to get up even more 🤣🤣🤣
I’m honestly tired of the phrase “I can handle myself.” How about a “thank you.” It would’ve been hilarious if one character after hearing this would be like “ Oh ok. I’ll just leave you here. Hope you don’t get killed.”
This is why I never hold the door for women anymore , I got the " I can open a door myself" and the stink eye one too many times.
Better dialogue would be: 'If you're going to be a cunt, then you can go fuck yourself too'. Gets the point across clearly.
@@BoleDaPole it's entertaining though when you do it and they don't like it.
@@BoleDaPole Weird. I holded many doors for many people (men and women) and I got a "Thank you" or a friendly nod or something like that many times, but never a snarky remark.
"Poor Maz has run this dive for 1000 years and still has to serve drinks." 🤣🤣🤣
This fanfiction give off the same vibe as when your mom forces you to share your action figures and play with your little sister.
The most vile thing Round Head did in TLJ was to force Mark Hamill to call a lightsaber a "laser sword."
Right?? Thinking about TLJ makes my blood boil. The lack of respect for the Star Wars universe......
It don’t you feel your expectations subverted? A real work of art.
@@chazzitz-wh4ly The only thing you left out of a great comment was the 🙄 emoji. 😀
That was atrocious BUT don’t insult it, KK knows it better than us sexists
@@rsmith8113 I'll bet her middle initial is the 3rd "K." 🤮
Jesus when you actually pay close attention to the dialogue it's even worse than we remember
Please, stop mentioning Jesus Christ's name in vain.
Thank you.
Also, if you don't believe He exists, why mention Him (in vain)?
@@TedEhioghae wasn't referring to Jesus Chris, was trying to tag my mate Jesus in
“You can type this sh__, but you can’t say it.” Harrison Ford after reading the Star Wars script.
@@TedEhioghae If people want to make fun of Jesus Christ they have the right to do so. You don't decide that otherwise you are trying to domineer them.
@@AliasSchmalias they'll end up in hell, so obviously they don't have the right to do so lol.
Can we just admit this video is better than the movie itself
It definitely is, there again so is watching paint dry.
A movie of a horse taking a shit is better than the sequel trilogy
Fin RACES to the rescue..🤣
I'm sure it is, but I only saw episode 7 of the last 3. I'm quite happy I didn't see 8 and 9 😅
The one thing that I really appreciate about Disney's Lucasfilm is the documentaries and psychological analysis that will be made one day about all of KK's issues reflected in the content produced under her.
Just imagine how much hatred, frustration and envy she accumulated all those years surrounded by some of the most talented men in the industry and being forced to face the reality of how talentless and incompetent she was on a regular basis. Only capable of serving coffee (maybe some hot coffee too...) and interrupting people just to insert her stupid ideas. And the best part is it wouldn't be unusual for her to cope with it all by telling herself she was a misunderstood genius being kept down by the patriarchy. But if only she could obtain the power she would show them how much better than them she is... and then she got it and proceeded to make some of the most incompetent garbage in history.
It's like a text book example of a pathetic sith wannabe, and I love it. Bonus points for making Disney lose tens on billions on her personal tantrum.
Chef's kiss.
And they have doubled down on her dumb decisions by keeping her in charge! Idiocy, thy name is Disney.
So accurate, excellent post. Disney and most modern entertainment in general is so sickeningly misandrist
Don't forget the indignation she has to suffer at home under her husband Frank Marshall ordering her to do the household chores and washing the dishes ; giving him massages, washing his feet; ironing his clothes, fold his underwear ; made to do naked yoga on holidays in his presence ; separate the recyclable items ; help him remove his ear wax and so much more even though the Marshall-Kennedy household has 16 servants in their LA mansion...
It really wouldn't surprise me if activists like her are secretly agents of BRICS, trying to tear down pieces of Western Culture. Indirectly making Americans hate their own culture and society.
Personal tantrum, nice. You can feel the hate flowing through her
Bruh... Rey needs more vids... One vid isn't enough to capture all her greatness
A whole RUclips playlist, a clothing line, a perfume brand, a monument dedicated to her
Are you satisfied now
It is absolutely staggering how consistently brilliant and hilarious the videos on this channel have been. 🏆
100% and the first time I stumbled across this channel I thought he really was woke and was
overjoyed when I found out he was taking the piss out of these we-tards.
oh yesssss....
It's also a testament on the terrible state of "entertainment"
Rey is one of the protagonists of all time.
She is THE Protagonist, not "One of the". She returned into past to save HER future.
@@ScarlettSpitfyre Jennifer Lawrence would like to have a word about that
@@brycespencer6732 Yes, the first female everything in movies. :)) Yeah, I was talking in Tenet words about the Protagonist. I never even thought of Jennifer "First" Lawrence.
Rey didn't have to destroy that old lady like that
-Who are you
--Rey
-Rey who
Rey:
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I literally looked away for one second and missed the kiss of death that Rey gave to Kylo. A flawless victory
The power of love overcomes death
But not the kiss of death
She would rather save a space worm.
Her kiss cured toxic masculinity
Disney had an ACTUAL strong fierce independent woman.... and they promptly fired her.....
Carano's character was 1. Strong and able to hold her own against a Mando, also is visibly jacked.
2. Retains her femininity and acts as a bit of a motherly figure to baby yoda.
3. She struggles against stronger enemies but gains the advantage by making better tactical decisions.
Rey does none of this.
Funny they fired her for saying crazy political stuff online. But Mark Hamill insulting a child online got a convenient blind eye.
@@cabnbeeschurgr6440she's also a veteran with years of combat experience against a superior enemy. Rey is a snarky junker
You mean that shit talking idiot who got herself fired? Yeah, a truly strong, fierce and independent woman😂😂😂
KK, is one K away from becoming the Sith Queen to the patriarchy.
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
He ones killed 3 movies with one video.
Still trying to figure out how/why Anakin's saber "called out" to Palpatine's grand daughter. It's almost like they had originally planned on her being an actual Skywalker, until "expectations had to be subverted." lol
"Mary Sue Awakens"..."The Last Mary Sue"..."The Rise of Mary Sue"....dear lord, make it stop.
“Finn feels the weight of Rey’s gigantic balls” The guy doesn’t realize how lucky he is; getting crushed by Rey’s balls is a great description of Kylo’s entire adult life.
"Forget the binary suns. This is a non-binary world" I lost it.
I like how Rey suddenly has a force healing ability and used it to save a worm over Kylo. Truly a patriarchy leveling move. The ultimate feminist move.
Just like feminism it undermines its own ideologies 👍 she was kang!
2:55
I always hated how patronizing she was to Finn. You’re talking to a full grown man, Rey, not your five year old kid.
How else are we supposed to know how strong she is?
(Something, something, white women talking down to black man, something, something, muh duhvershitty, something, something)...
@@tylersmith4516 Yeah fight the patriarchy! Punch a guy in the balls for trying to do anything at all!
But he’s a man and she is a woman. Woman are superior to man. Did you not pay attention to the liberal teachings?
Imagine how miserable one would be with a wife like that lol
Just waiting for the day when the sequel trilogy is studied in film school on how not to make movies.
Who's going to be teaching those classes when the boomers and Gen Xers who used to make actual movies finally die off and all that's left are veterans from the MCU era? "Well THAT CLASS just happened."
Which school is that?
The same ones telling us they are 100 genders
She's that powerful she can jump dimensions into the Star Trek universe and sort them out.
Poor Palpatine and Kylo, if only they had send any other woman to fight her to even the odds. But then again no independent woman had accepted the order.
Man I gotta say my favorite part of the galaxy far far away is how the new movies reflect our modern times ... man its so great that a movie series that was designed to be as separate from our real world problems as possible is now a representation of the problems of our world , so stunning such brave
Or maybe its the part where Ray is a sword master the first time she ever touches a sword or maybe its the part where she knows how to swim the first time she's ever seen water or maybe it was the part where its over
imagine a random orphan sand scavanger is somehow a pilot despite being basically a poverty stricken slave for the last 20 years
the amount of sound clips and layers of burns are epic
“Markwomanship” 😂
While your narrative is absolutely brilliant, it really amplifies just how much they demolished this franchise. My God.
9:38 That moan from kylo😂😂😂
My favorite scene was where she said to Luke, “I’m the upgrade.” Truest inspiration 😊
The reason why they did a hit job on the original trilogy is because Disney can't profit from 'old Star Wars', which is a huge mistake, instead of creating something worthy of the IP, they did the unthinkable and went after peoples childhood hero's.
"I am a monument to all your sins." - -Cortana- Rey Palpatine
“…a masterclass in defeating misogyny…”
I always chuckle when I hear someone talk about "the patriarchy", as if we haven't been living in a gynocentric social order for at least 60 years now...
How has this channel not blown up yet?
Because it is supporting the ruthless patriarchy.
This just openend up old wounds... I thought I had forgotten all about these horrible films
The interstellar music over leia Poppins was a nice touch 😂
this channel is gold
“. . .Darth Sexist.”
Great edit, I forget how misandrist modern disney is, but it's almost every scene they can they slip it in.
Your channel is so underrated, keep up the fantastic work.
Like their "modern" "books" that try to slip in queerdom in every-other chapter...
KK's biggest failure: helping ready society to be taken over by billionaire (mostly white) old men with unlimited power that poop on woman's rights and anything they deem genetically imperfect.
I think the most entertaining part of the force awakens has been the shill media coming out and saying she’s not a Mary Sue, knowing damn well she is.
They always make bold claims without any meaningful or real arguments to back it up, when asked they either block u or ignore you, while running to their safe space where they all regroup to validate themselves.
I will always be delighted by a new video on this channel. Not only do we get a masterful review, but the comments section is pure gold.
I love that star wars title crawl. The perfect amount of information
Rey is not only the greatest character in the Star Wars Universe, she is the greatest and most inspirational character in all of cinematic herstory. Every woman should look up to her and realize the true potential that's within them.
Imagine living in a matriarchy.
Looking up to the heavens and seeing a giant celestial udder. Forever unweened.
3:16 This one line summarizes the entirety of the Disney Sequel Trilogy.
Until this video I never put it together that Luke’s father killed Jedi children and now Rian Johnson makes Luke almost kill his own nephew. The sequels were such garbage.
That was Jar Jar Abrams.
I love the scene when Rey says to her reflection ‘but Master is our friend’ to which her reflection replies ‘your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!’ I was crying and sweating from feels at one of the scenes ever!
And then she said its reyin time and proceeded to rey all over them
@@actuallyKriminell 😆
Wow, I didn't realise just how much subtle brainwashing was in this trilogy
Like mauler said ,the first encounter between rey and finn kinda makes sense-and ridley actually acts for once.then the horror starts.
havent seen the films. now i have that finally covered
Anything pre-Disney should definitely be watched. If you don't you're just missing out tbh. Not that I care.
@@Vespyr_ of course i have seen these
This had me laughing out loud many times!! Nice work haha.
All 138 Times Rey DESTROYS the Patriarchy --- Star Trek: Discovery Michael Burnham hold my beer
I forgot the storyline of this movie it was so bad and now she is coming back. They really want to destroy young generations
Well they aren't allowed to remake or change the original trilogy, so Kathleen Kennedy is doing everything she can to ruin the reputations of all of the original characters. Dave filoni is giving her alot of help by inserting ashoka into every big moment he possibly can.
This is hilarious! Well done.
We need more movies with strong women. Straight men are evil and weak. Thank you for pushing this message on us Disney. Keep up the good work.
Thanks for helping us save money on them bloody movie tickets
Calling Luke Skywalker a "myth" in _The Farce Awokens_ is equivalent to someone in the 1990s thinking the Beatles were a myth. Or someone in the 1970s thinking the German Stache was a myth. It's completely nonsensical. Which, of course, is why these idiots put it into the film.
Trek Wars: Maverick
I would like to seen Yoda return from the nether world and cut Rey down with his little saber and pop back out.
Still in the beginning of the video but already have to commend you on the intellect injected in your humor … A true comedian can enlighten people with their comedy
Rey is awesomeness personified and she don't need no stinkin' men. They should make a movie about her.
You’d think they’d at least try to give her a character arc in post.
20 min of absoulte genius wokeness. I now can watch Star Wars through the proper filters. Thanks for the enlightment.
Rey being Kathleen Kennedy's self-insert into the Star Wars universe just explains so much of the BS in the sequel trilogy.
My god i laughed. Because every sarcastic thing and ironic take is true.
Its as if you read the actual storyboard lol
This video is full of the two best things: Womyn and the Wilhelm.
Disney: somehow Rey returned
Thank you for this accurate review; it was funny but also painful to watch. I hate Disney so much.
This is funny and sad at the same time. Well done.
Man this just reminds me how uninspired this stupid movie was. The map in BB8, the Death Star Planet, our hero being an orphan on a desert planet, it is just doing New Hope again.
It had to be that way otherwise nobody would have watched it! - RLM and every other critic in 2015
Bob Iger wrote in his book they actually wanted to remake the original trilogy but George Lucas forbid it in the treaty, so naturally...
I dont know...if rey Palpatine is already capable and strong as a jedi grandmaster...how can they make her even more stronger in the upcoming trilogy
By making her even more stronger
She will gain 100 lbs and take naked selfies for instagram. Then she will finally reach the point of true empowerment.
@@nerychristian I hope she shaves her head and gets some huge, ugly earrings too. That's always a good look for a fat lesbian.
Rey goes Super Saiyan
You mean, she is as capable and strong as EVERY jedi grandmaster and EVERY other jedi who EVER existed COMBINED.
She’s so brave
And stunning
@@pilouuuu more stunning but also brave
I have to say , reading just a handful of comments .. you all should be hired as writers for all the destroyed series once beloved !
What a shame such fine commentary will never be brought to light to save us from the evil stormtroopers of KK !
“Forget binary sun, this is a non binary world” omg I know people overuse IM DEAD but for real I’m penning my will as we speak
Kathleen Kennedy is Rey and the whole Star Wars Franchise is the patriarchy.
This is pure gold and diamonds!! Thank you!
Top 10 channel on RUclips. Consistently gets a laugh out of me every upload, keep it up :)
I am crying 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Also, "they can fly now!"
Man I desperately need a lizzo Skywalker 🥺🥺🥺🥺
A Mel Gibson Skywalker will do
A hutten Jedi?
Lizzo is the last left in the highlander reboot
That was beautiful, I cried a little.
16:15 To me, she looks like a mix between The Rocketeer and Daft Punk
Would have been a cool look if it weren't for that big dumb box on the back of her helmet.
OMG dude! I just found you and your channel, but everything here is pure commedy gold and this one here, this is the most golden of them all. The Golden Goose of the Maries of Sue.
This is legendary-level content, revealing the evils of our society. I salute you, Mr. Woke Critic.
It's ironic, JJ Abrams admitted somewhere that they were forced (no pun intended) to re-write her character completely as they went because after viewing back one of the earliest scenes shot, the one where Rey first meets Finn & she's all angry & has a massive chip on her shoulder & is just generally being a dick to him - that she had been written like this for the _entire film!_ & so they worried it would put people off her character!!! (aaaa-hahahahaha!) , he says they had to lighten her up quite a bit & pretty much the exact same thing happened with the Jyn Erso character in Rogue One, they had to reshoot most of her stuff because her character like Rey, just came across as an arsehole.
Good thing they changed them to the much loved characters they are today.😏
Mwuhahaha
wtf this is pure comedy :D
I haven't seen THE LAST JEDI yet, it seems to me that Luke could have called (reached out) to Leia and let her see his location in the galaxy but, then Kylo could have hacked this communication. It's a race to get to Luke first. The Resistance runs out of fuel close to Luke's location. The First Order fleet arrives and the same events occur but, turns out that an old base is nearby and... Luke holds off the First Order until the Resistance can access the old fuel tanks to refuel the remaining ships and the Falcon.😂❤
Impressive commentary. That made much more sense why it sucked so bad.
And it didn't need to be five hours long
She can compress the bypasser. That is just how Ma-Rey Sue rolls.