All 138 Times Rey DESTROYS the Patriarchy

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @pilouuuu
    @pilouuuu Год назад +860

    She not only destroyed the Patriarchy, but also the whole Star Wars franchise. Exactly what you would expect from a Palpatine.

    • @bladerunner3314
      @bladerunner3314 Год назад +28

      And she'll be back for more, yaih!

    • @kerebosaz
      @kerebosaz Год назад +22

      why destroy one when you can destroy 2 at twice the price

    • @syler100
      @syler100 Год назад +5

      @@kerebosaz or the whole set

    • @hermitcard4494
      @hermitcard4494 Год назад +5

      So powerful she is!

    • @rigod100
      @rigod100 Год назад

      ​@@hermitcard4494 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 Год назад +1582

    Truly the most stunning and brave birthing person of our generation. As a non binary battle droid with Roger/Roger pronouns, I'm proud that Rey is part of the Star Trek universe.

    • @Rhamsody
      @Rhamsody Год назад +55

      😂👏🏾👍🏾🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @Canesugar7683
      @Canesugar7683 Год назад +58

      You have one of the best comments I’ve ever seen

    • @TheArneSaknussemm
      @TheArneSaknussemm Год назад +13

      😄

    • @INameIsGood
      @INameIsGood Год назад +35

      It's not Star Trek, it's Trek Wars

    • @benjaminjohnson3755
      @benjaminjohnson3755 Год назад +35

      @@INameIsGood It's neither of those. It's Battlestarwars Galactitrek.

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 Год назад +519

    Finn's greatest sin was not that he was brainwashed into blind obedience by an oppressive government.
    It was that he had a sausage.

    • @olekanuriel9359
      @olekanuriel9359 Год назад +14

      he wasn't even blindly obedient he refused to kill for them and escaped first chance he got

    • @CE4Ever
      @CE4Ever Год назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rosswilson8917
      @rosswilson8917 Год назад +23

      He refused to kill and then proceeded to murder his fellow stormtroopers

    • @mastermatt1171
      @mastermatt1171 Год назад +2

      an overcooked one that is

    • @friendlyreaper9012
      @friendlyreaper9012 Год назад +12

      @@olekanuriel9359 also the guy trained from childhood is a comic relief character. He could have been one of the best characters in star wars. A cold emotionless storm trooper turned Jedi by using his emotions instead of repressing them since he was tired of the first order murdering innocents. It would make so much sense, especially if Luke trained him. But they just had to make some boring RPG blank slate the protagonist.

  • @Tusitala1967
    @Tusitala1967 Год назад +659

    White girl outruns black man. Seems legit.

    • @usern4metak3ns
      @usern4metak3ns Год назад +97

      she gotta outrun the predators. makes sense

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 Год назад +26

      @@usern4metak3ns “well of course she has to run! who else will protect her from *those* people? Next they’ll come for the children! Who will protect the women and the children from those brutish ni-“ 👵🏻

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 Год назад +8

      ​@@anotherrandomguy8871 your comment seems incomplete

    • @vinnievu1
      @vinnievu1 Год назад +17

      ​@@josephbassey1501 RUclips has banned him for "hate speech".

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 Год назад +5

      @@vinnievu1 think his brain froze

  • @MasterSprintersan1
    @MasterSprintersan1 Год назад +364

    Legend has it that Rey, as an egg inside of her mom’s womb, demanded the sperm cells to ask for consent first before the fertilization even began. Her story is inspiring, brave, and as strong as her wide looking forehead.

    • @joquin4618
      @joquin4618 Год назад +16

      Probably Disney Star Wars cannon 🤢

    • @josephsalmonte4995
      @josephsalmonte4995 Год назад +7

      That's hilarious 🤣

    • @user-ew4pe7zf3k
      @user-ew4pe7zf3k Год назад +4

      Anakin didn't need a father for conception and neither did Rey lolz

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 Год назад

      @@user-ew4pe7zf3k Her being Palpatine pulling a Plagueis would actually be a better explanation for where she came from

    • @kool4209
      @kool4209 Год назад +1

      she also used the force to kill and remove the sperm once she was birthed so she can take full credit for her existence

  • @jasonpower6578
    @jasonpower6578 Год назад +112

    I’m honestly tired of the phrase “I can handle myself.” How about a “thank you.” It would’ve been hilarious if one character after hearing this would be like “ Oh ok. I’ll just leave you here. Hope you don’t get killed.”

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole Год назад +5

      This is why I never hold the door for women anymore , I got the " I can open a door myself" and the stink eye one too many times.

    • @Norvik_-ug3ge
      @Norvik_-ug3ge Год назад

      Better dialogue would be: 'If you're going to be a cunt, then you can go fuck yourself too'. Gets the point across clearly.

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@BoleDaPole it's entertaining though when you do it and they don't like it.

    • @abraham2172
      @abraham2172 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@BoleDaPole Weird. I holded many doors for many people (men and women) and I got a "Thank you" or a friendly nod or something like that many times, but never a snarky remark.

    • @tapiolautavaara9532
      @tapiolautavaara9532 2 месяца назад

      @@abraham2172 There's a whole song about those toxic femskanks, Try That Sheeet In a Liberal Town, or sumthin'

  • @randymarsh27
    @randymarsh27 Год назад +227

    Remember!!
    None of this would have happened without Jennifer Lawrence being Jennifer Lawrence.

    • @whaguitars
      @whaguitars Год назад +15

      LOL

    • @Agent_Ste
      @Agent_Ste Год назад +27

      she was the first Jennifer Lawrence on the screen.

    • @pedroj3432
      @pedroj3432 Год назад +1

      ​@@Agent_Stelmao😂 i only heard that shit for the first time yesterday. I like her, so that was somewhat upsetting

    • @CooLin1stPlace
      @CooLin1stPlace Год назад +3

      Where would we be without her? All hail J. Law!

    • @replicantona
      @replicantona Год назад +2

      ​@@pedroj3432 i need context pls

  • @J1283-s1k
    @J1283-s1k Год назад +79

    'Finn feels the weight of Rey's gigantic balls' *Stormtrooper scream* lmao

  • @TheUninspiredReviewer
    @TheUninspiredReviewer Год назад +242

    I'm surprised that a stunning, brave & capable WOMAN like Rey only destroyed the patriarchy 138 times, she could've gone for a solid 200.

    • @hypr.focused
      @hypr.focused Год назад +28

      She did but Misogynistic movie editor cut it away

    • @jlall4467
      @jlall4467 Год назад +14

      She will be in more SW movies so maybe she'll get to 200

    • @TheUninspiredReviewer
      @TheUninspiredReviewer Год назад +8

      @@hypr.focused hahaha she'll break the fourth wall to smash the patriarchy behind the screen!

    • @TheUninspiredReviewer
      @TheUninspiredReviewer Год назад +6

      @@jlall4467 If she gets another trilogy i'll bet they bump it up to 500

    • @marsoh7972
      @marsoh7972 Год назад +7

      She could, but she had to leave something for Holdo, Leia and Rose to destroy. Women aren't selfish... like men!

  • @ryanadams2671
    @ryanadams2671 Год назад +42

    I love that she is a master of sailing a raft on a torrent sea. She must have picked up that amazing talent on her desert homeworld.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 2 месяца назад

      A torrent sea? That's an unusual way of putting it. But valid, sounds very poetic. But what else did you expect? She's Rey -Palpatine- Skywalker, that means she has very high _chi_ levels and can just kind of naturally do anything perfectly. Because that's how that works.

  • @Rizzo2185
    @Rizzo2185 Год назад +109

    You forgot the part where Rey led the 1991 New York Giants to a stunning SuperBowl victory over the Buffalo Bills! The crowd went wild!

    • @royhenry-do9hq
      @royhenry-do9hq Год назад +5

      I was actually born that day and my dad still gives me shit, joking, that he missed the game.

    • @Rizzo2185
      @Rizzo2185 Год назад +3

      @@royhenry-do9hq 😂

    • @afridgetoofar1818
      @afridgetoofar1818 Год назад +4

      My name is Rey.
      Rey who?
      Rey Hostetler.

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Год назад +3

      And don’t forget that time in 1998 when Rey threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

  • @RaydeusMX
    @RaydeusMX Год назад +329

    The one thing that I really appreciate about Disney's Lucasfilm is the documentaries and psychological analysis that will be made one day about all of KK's issues reflected in the content produced under her.
    Just imagine how much hatred, frustration and envy she accumulated all those years surrounded by some of the most talented men in the industry and being forced to face the reality of how talentless and incompetent she was on a regular basis. Only capable of serving coffee (maybe some hot coffee too...) and interrupting people just to insert her stupid ideas. And the best part is it wouldn't be unusual for her to cope with it all by telling herself she was a misunderstood genius being kept down by the patriarchy. But if only she could obtain the power she would show them how much better than them she is... and then she got it and proceeded to make some of the most incompetent garbage in history.
    It's like a text book example of a pathetic sith wannabe, and I love it. Bonus points for making Disney lose tens on billions on her personal tantrum.
    Chef's kiss.

    • @brandocalrissian3294
      @brandocalrissian3294 Год назад +33

      And they have doubled down on her dumb decisions by keeping her in charge! Idiocy, thy name is Disney.

    • @laurarules3642
      @laurarules3642 Год назад +30

      So accurate, excellent post. Disney and most modern entertainment in general is so sickeningly misandrist

    • @hungchoonghow5857
      @hungchoonghow5857 Год назад +12

      Don't forget the indignation she has to suffer at home under her husband Frank Marshall ordering her to do the household chores and washing the dishes ; giving him massages, washing his feet; ironing his clothes, fold his underwear ; made to do naked yoga on holidays in his presence ; separate the recyclable items ; help him remove his ear wax and so much more even though the Marshall-Kennedy household has 16 servants in their LA mansion...

    • @ziephel-6780
      @ziephel-6780 Год назад

      It really wouldn't surprise me if activists like her are secretly agents of BRICS, trying to tear down pieces of Western Culture. Indirectly making Americans hate their own culture and society.

    • @jacobhollar8849
      @jacobhollar8849 Год назад +12

      Personal tantrum, nice. You can feel the hate flowing through her

  • @chazzitz-wh4ly
    @chazzitz-wh4ly Год назад +16

    I like how Rey suddenly has a force healing ability and used it to save a worm over Kylo. Truly a patriarchy leveling move. The ultimate feminist move.

    • @thedramallama69
      @thedramallama69 Год назад +1

      Just like feminism it undermines its own ideologies 👍 she was kang!

  • @wethepeople2906
    @wethepeople2906 Год назад +151

    Can we just admit this video is better than the movie itself

    • @philipthomas7536
      @philipthomas7536 Год назад +1

      It definitely is, there again so is watching paint dry.

    • @aboutface102
      @aboutface102 Год назад +2

      A movie of a horse taking a shit is better than the sequel trilogy

    • @richlasma
      @richlasma Год назад

      Fin RACES to the rescue..🤣

    • @AlainBoudard
      @AlainBoudard 10 месяцев назад

      I'm sure it is, but I only saw episode 7 of the last 3. I'm quite happy I didn't see 8 and 9 😅

  • @shazmodeus2795
    @shazmodeus2795 Год назад +54

    The inclusion of Jar Jar Binks voice in the "all the Jedi's give Rey a cosmic pep talk" had me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @JosephFrancisBurton
      @JosephFrancisBurton Год назад +2

      Pretty good - but I liked Burgess Meredith telling Rocky to get up even more 🤣🤣🤣

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Год назад +153

    According to Disney Star Wars, it takes a Palpatine to make the best Skywalker. 🙃

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 Год назад +8

      Reminds me of dylan mulvaney

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Год назад +3

      Who would have thought that a Palpatine was the Chosen One of the prophecy to bring balance to the force. Creamy Sheev should have kept his pants on.

    • @Norbingel
      @Norbingel Год назад +4

      It's 202x. Where it takes men to be the best women.

  • @BillyReplies
    @BillyReplies Год назад +197

    It is absolutely staggering how consistently brilliant and hilarious the videos on this channel have been. 🏆

    • @whaguitars
      @whaguitars Год назад

      100% and the first time I stumbled across this channel I thought he really was woke and was
      overjoyed when I found out he was taking the piss out of these we-tards.

    • @Morggy69
      @Morggy69 Год назад +3

      oh yesssss....

    • @tyr3759
      @tyr3759 Год назад +3

      It's also a testament on the terrible state of "entertainment"

  • @kanjo4976
    @kanjo4976 Год назад +27

    This fanfiction give off the same vibe as when your mom forces you to share your action figures and play with your little sister.

  • @DonHG32
    @DonHG32 Год назад +14

    "Mary Sue Awakens"..."The Last Mary Sue"..."The Rise of Mary Sue"....dear lord, make it stop.

  • @smpdevelopments
    @smpdevelopments Год назад +87

    Jesus when you actually pay close attention to the dialogue it's even worse than we remember

    • @TedEhioghae
      @TedEhioghae Год назад +6

      Please, stop mentioning Jesus Christ's name in vain.
      Thank you.
      Also, if you don't believe He exists, why mention Him (in vain)?

    • @smpdevelopments
      @smpdevelopments Год назад +10

      @@TedEhioghae wasn't referring to Jesus Chris, was trying to tag my mate Jesus in

    • @LowellJones-zu8jy
      @LowellJones-zu8jy Год назад +4

      “You can type this sh__, but you can’t say it.” Harrison Ford after reading the Star Wars script.

    • @AliasSchmalias
      @AliasSchmalias Год назад

      @@TedEhioghae If people want to make fun of Jesus Christ they have the right to do so. You don't decide that otherwise you are trying to domineer them.

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@AliasSchmalias they'll end up in hell, so obviously they don't have the right to do so lol.

  • @BillyReplies
    @BillyReplies Год назад +35

    "Poor Maz has run this dive for 1000 years and still has to serve drinks." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GundamFlexing
    @GundamFlexing Год назад +72

    "Forget the binary suns. This is a non-binary world" I lost it.

  • @TheKnoxvicious
    @TheKnoxvicious Год назад +172

    2:55
    I always hated how patronizing she was to Finn. You’re talking to a full grown man, Rey, not your five year old kid.

    • @tylersmith4516
      @tylersmith4516 Год назад +46

      How else are we supposed to know how strong she is?

    • @pjludda4323
      @pjludda4323 Год назад

      (Something, something, white women talking down to black man, something, something, muh duhvershitty, something, something)...

    • @Data-Expungeded
      @Data-Expungeded Год назад

      @@tylersmith4516 Yeah fight the patriarchy! Punch a guy in the balls for trying to do anything at all!

    • @rsmith8113
      @rsmith8113 Год назад

      But he’s a man and she is a woman. Woman are superior to man. Did you not pay attention to the liberal teachings?

    • @wickedviscus2139
      @wickedviscus2139 Год назад +3

      Imagine how miserable one would be with a wife like that lol

  • @the-trustees
    @the-trustees Год назад +86

    The most vile thing Round Head did in TLJ was to force Mark Hamill to call a lightsaber a "laser sword."

    • @velveetaslingshot
      @velveetaslingshot Год назад +16

      Right?? Thinking about TLJ makes my blood boil. The lack of respect for the Star Wars universe......

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Год назад +3

      It don’t you feel your expectations subverted? A real work of art.

    • @the-trustees
      @the-trustees Год назад

      @@chazzitz-wh4ly The only thing you left out of a great comment was the 🙄 emoji. 😀

    • @rsmith8113
      @rsmith8113 Год назад +1

      That was atrocious BUT don’t insult it, KK knows it better than us sexists

    • @the-trustees
      @the-trustees Год назад

      @@rsmith8113 I'll bet her middle initial is the 3rd "K." 🤮

  • @SweetOrangeGirl
    @SweetOrangeGirl Год назад +146

    Rey is one of the protagonists of all time.

    • @ScarlettSpitfyre
      @ScarlettSpitfyre Год назад +17

      She is THE Protagonist, not "One of the". She returned into past to save HER future.

    • @brycespencer6732
      @brycespencer6732 Год назад +19

      @@ScarlettSpitfyre Jennifer Lawrence would like to have a word about that

    • @ScarlettSpitfyre
      @ScarlettSpitfyre Год назад +9

      @@brycespencer6732 Yes, the first female everything in movies. :)) Yeah, I was talking in Tenet words about the Protagonist. I never even thought of Jennifer "First" Lawrence.

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas Год назад +4

      Rey didn't have to destroy that old lady like that
      -Who are you
      --Rey
      -Rey who
      Rey:

    • @rigod100
      @rigod100 Год назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Pit_Lord
    @Pit_Lord Год назад +11

    “Finn feels the weight of Rey’s gigantic balls” The guy doesn’t realize how lucky he is; getting crushed by Rey’s balls is a great description of Kylo’s entire adult life.

  • @howardron543
    @howardron543 Год назад +87

    Bruh... Rey needs more vids... One vid isn't enough to capture all her greatness

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 Год назад +2

      A whole RUclips playlist, a clothing line, a perfume brand, a monument dedicated to her
      Are you satisfied now

  • @velveetaslingshot
    @velveetaslingshot Год назад +36

    Disney had an ACTUAL strong fierce independent woman.... and they promptly fired her.....

    • @cabnbeeschurgr
      @cabnbeeschurgr Год назад +9

      Carano's character was 1. Strong and able to hold her own against a Mando, also is visibly jacked.
      2. Retains her femininity and acts as a bit of a motherly figure to baby yoda.
      3. She struggles against stronger enemies but gains the advantage by making better tactical decisions.
      Rey does none of this.

    • @erizzle67
      @erizzle67 Год назад +4

      Funny they fired her for saying crazy political stuff online. But Mark Hamill insulting a child online got a convenient blind eye.

    • @jyrlan2596
      @jyrlan2596 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@cabnbeeschurgrshe's also a veteran with years of combat experience against a superior enemy. Rey is a snarky junker

    • @abraham2172
      @abraham2172 10 месяцев назад

      You mean that shit talking idiot who got herself fired? Yeah, a truly strong, fierce and independent woman😂😂😂

    • @shaggyrumplenutz1610
      @shaggyrumplenutz1610 3 месяца назад +2

      It's probably that Carano wouldn't sit on the casting couch.

  • @user-ew4pe7zf3k
    @user-ew4pe7zf3k Год назад +51

    I literally looked away for one second and missed the kiss of death that Rey gave to Kylo. A flawless victory

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas Год назад +4

      The power of love overcomes death
      But not the kiss of death

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Год назад

      She would rather save a space worm.

    • @rsmith8113
      @rsmith8113 Год назад +1

      Her kiss cured toxic masculinity

  • @kylemoore7746
    @kylemoore7746 Год назад +24

    I will always be delighted by a new video on this channel. Not only do we get a masterful review, but the comments section is pure gold.

  • @asmkalrizion7078
    @asmkalrizion7078 Год назад +9

    imagine a random orphan sand scavanger is somehow a pilot despite being basically a poverty stricken slave for the last 20 years

  • @WarBirdGhost
    @WarBirdGhost Год назад +14

    KK, is one K away from becoming the Sith Queen to the patriarchy.

  • @atanaskatsarov6941
    @atanaskatsarov6941 Год назад +46

    He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will

    • @AliasSchmalias
      @AliasSchmalias Год назад +2

      He ones killed 3 movies with one video.

  • @TravisHi_YT
    @TravisHi_YT Год назад +66

    Great edit, I forget how misandrist modern disney is, but it's almost every scene they can they slip it in.
    Your channel is so underrated, keep up the fantastic work.

    • @pjludda4323
      @pjludda4323 Год назад +8

      Like their "modern" "books" that try to slip in queerdom in every-other chapter...

    • @OneofInfinity.
      @OneofInfinity. Год назад

      KK's biggest failure: helping ready society to be taken over by billionaire (mostly white) old men with unlimited power that poop on woman's rights and anything they deem genetically imperfect.

  • @reiudfgq3vrh34ur
    @reiudfgq3vrh34ur Год назад +22

    this channel is gold

  • @MingoDiMedici
    @MingoDiMedici Год назад +18

    How has this channel not blown up yet?

    • @AliasSchmalias
      @AliasSchmalias Год назад

      Because it is supporting the ruthless patriarchy.

  • @Cold_Cactus
    @Cold_Cactus Год назад +21

    Man I gotta say my favorite part of the galaxy far far away is how the new movies reflect our modern times ... man its so great that a movie series that was designed to be as separate from our real world problems as possible is now a representation of the problems of our world , so stunning such brave

    • @Cold_Cactus
      @Cold_Cactus Год назад +7

      Or maybe its the part where Ray is a sword master the first time she ever touches a sword or maybe its the part where she knows how to swim the first time she's ever seen water or maybe it was the part where its over

  • @fishmonger1908
    @fishmonger1908 Год назад +29

    While your narrative is absolutely brilliant, it really amplifies just how much they demolished this franchise. My God.

  • @AbstractM0use
    @AbstractM0use Год назад +12

    Still trying to figure out how/why Anakin's saber "called out" to Palpatine's grand daughter. It's almost like they had originally planned on her being an actual Skywalker, until "expectations had to be subverted." lol

  • @jamesmacleod671
    @jamesmacleod671 Год назад +11

    She's that powerful she can jump dimensions into the Star Trek universe and sort them out.

  • @jaredthomas4663
    @jaredthomas4663 Год назад +7

    My favorite scene was where she said to Luke, “I’m the upgrade.” Truest inspiration 😊

  • @hanskneesun123
    @hanskneesun123 Год назад +11

    The reason why they did a hit job on the original trilogy is because Disney can't profit from 'old Star Wars', which is a huge mistake, instead of creating something worthy of the IP, they did the unthinkable and went after peoples childhood hero's.

    • @sijul6483
      @sijul6483 Год назад +2

      "I am a monument to all your sins." - -Cortana- Rey Palpatine

  • @ReinoldFZ
    @ReinoldFZ Год назад +14

    Poor Palpatine and Kylo, if only they had send any other woman to fight her to even the odds. But then again no independent woman had accepted the order.

  • @screwielewie
    @screwielewie Год назад +16

    Just waiting for the day when the sequel trilogy is studied in film school on how not to make movies.

    • @JDoe-gf5oz
      @JDoe-gf5oz Год назад +4

      Who's going to be teaching those classes when the boomers and Gen Xers who used to make actual movies finally die off and all that's left are veterans from the MCU era? "Well THAT CLASS just happened."

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 Год назад +7

      Which school is that?
      The same ones telling us they are 100 genders

  • @jonathancooper4914
    @jonathancooper4914 Год назад +29

    I love the scene when Rey says to her reflection ‘but Master is our friend’ to which her reflection replies ‘your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!’ I was crying and sweating from feels at one of the scenes ever!

  • @djjayem100
    @djjayem100 Год назад +9

    This had me laughing out loud many times!! Nice work haha.

  • @AsteroidStrike
    @AsteroidStrike Год назад +10

    I love that star wars title crawl. The perfect amount of information

  • @rap1df1r3
    @rap1df1r3 Год назад +6

    I always chuckle when I hear someone talk about "the patriarchy", as if we haven't been living in a gynocentric social order for at least 60 years now...

  • @ballapeti
    @ballapeti Год назад +8

    “Markwomanship” 😂

  • @DONTOURAGETV
    @DONTOURAGETV Год назад +8

    Still in the beginning of the video but already have to commend you on the intellect injected in your humor … A true comedian can enlighten people with their comedy

  • @thescoutguy8367
    @thescoutguy8367 Год назад +12

    “. . .Darth Sexist.”

  • @rgerber
    @rgerber Год назад +4

    the amount of sound clips and layers of burns are epic

  • @isukatgeetar15
    @isukatgeetar15 Год назад +11

    Rey is not only the greatest character in the Star Wars Universe, she is the greatest and most inspirational character in all of cinematic herstory. Every woman should look up to her and realize the true potential that's within them.

  • @kanjo4976
    @kanjo4976 Год назад +10

    9:38 That moan from kylo😂😂😂

  • @TiGGowich
    @TiGGowich Год назад +9

    This just openend up old wounds... I thought I had forgotten all about these horrible films

  • @chriswilson3126
    @chriswilson3126 Год назад +5

    The interstellar music over leia Poppins was a nice touch 😂

  • @Harry-zc3wq
    @Harry-zc3wq Год назад +6

    Top 10 channel on RUclips. Consistently gets a laugh out of me every upload, keep it up :)

  • @samipersun9995
    @samipersun9995 Год назад +7

    This is hilarious! Well done.

  • @ElliottNest41
    @ElliottNest41 Год назад +7

    “…a masterclass in defeating misogyny…”

  • @Scottfraser250
    @Scottfraser250 11 месяцев назад +1

    This was pure therapy. God bless you.

  • @neomatrix4412
    @neomatrix4412 Год назад +12

    All 138 Times Rey DESTROYS the Patriarchy --- Star Trek: Discovery Michael Burnham hold my beer

  • @menydenisse
    @menydenisse Год назад +2

    This is pure gold and diamonds!! Thank you!

  • @Shifft-This
    @Shifft-This Год назад +7

    3:16 This one line summarizes the entirety of the Disney Sequel Trilogy.

  • @tomsadventures1001
    @tomsadventures1001 Год назад +14

    20 min of absoulte genius wokeness. I now can watch Star Wars through the proper filters. Thanks for the enlightment.

  • @seanmcclure
    @seanmcclure Год назад +7

    I think the most entertaining part of the force awakens has been the shill media coming out and saying she’s not a Mary Sue, knowing damn well she is.

    • @OneofInfinity.
      @OneofInfinity. Год назад +1

      They always make bold claims without any meaningful or real arguments to back it up, when asked they either block u or ignore you, while running to their safe space where they all regroup to validate themselves.

  • @emiliajojo5703
    @emiliajojo5703 Год назад +7

    Like mauler said ,the first encounter between rey and finn kinda makes sense-and ridley actually acts for once.then the horror starts.

  • @scottmcfadyen293
    @scottmcfadyen293 Год назад +4

    I have to say , reading just a handful of comments .. you all should be hired as writers for all the destroyed series once beloved !
    What a shame such fine commentary will never be brought to light to save us from the evil stormtroopers of KK !

  • @dennisweiss6621
    @dennisweiss6621 Год назад +2

    OMG dude! I just found you and your channel, but everything here is pure commedy gold and this one here, this is the most golden of them all. The Golden Goose of the Maries of Sue.

  • @pqsnet
    @pqsnet Год назад +13

    My god i laughed. Because every sarcastic thing and ironic take is true.
    Its as if you read the actual storyboard lol

  • @M.E.plusminus
    @M.E.plusminus Год назад +20

    Thank you for this accurate review; it was funny but also painful to watch. I hate Disney so much.

  • @floydfanboy2948
    @floydfanboy2948 Год назад +6

    Rey is awesomeness personified and she don't need no stinkin' men. They should make a movie about her.

  • @frocat5163
    @frocat5163 Год назад +3

    Calling Luke Skywalker a "myth" in _The Farce Awokens_ is equivalent to someone in the 1990s thinking the Beatles were a myth. Or someone in the 1970s thinking the German Stache was a myth. It's completely nonsensical. Which, of course, is why these idiots put it into the film.

  • @calvinmasters6159
    @calvinmasters6159 Год назад +3

    Imagine living in a matriarchy.
    Looking up to the heavens and seeing a giant celestial udder. Forever unweened.

  • @SirBrixie
    @SirBrixie Год назад +18

    This is legendary-level content, revealing the evils of our society. I salute you, Mr. Woke Critic.

  • @theupperechelon7634
    @theupperechelon7634 Год назад +5

    This is funny and sad at the same time. Well done.

  • @damienruzco
    @damienruzco Год назад +7

    “Forget binary sun, this is a non binary world” omg I know people overuse IM DEAD but for real I’m penning my will as we speak

  • @Delicashilous
    @Delicashilous Год назад +1

    You Know what the Only hype Moment in the whole sequels are? Finn using the lightsaber against Kylo Ren.
    Sith rey is a honorable mention.

  • @Always-Hustle
    @Always-Hustle Год назад +16

    We need more movies with strong women. Straight men are evil and weak. Thank you for pushing this message on us Disney. Keep up the good work.

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 Год назад +6

      Thanks for helping us save money on them bloody movie tickets

  • @vanheath5382
    @vanheath5382 Год назад +11

    Until this video I never put it together that Luke’s father killed Jedi children and now Rian Johnson makes Luke almost kill his own nephew. The sequels were such garbage.

  • @LukeLovesRose
    @LukeLovesRose Год назад +3

    Brilliant and hilarious as always. Thank you for these videos

  • @martintremblay4248
    @martintremblay4248 Год назад +9

    That was beautiful, I cried a little.

  • @rico879
    @rico879 3 месяца назад +1

    Wow, thanks for analyzing this! It is indeed so wrong in many ways (egocentric and non-sense). When are we going to get life is not a race to know who's "cooler" but that we need each other and work as a team to survive and be better?

  • @brassic1768
    @brassic1768 Год назад +2

    Wow, I didn't realise just how much subtle brainwashing was in this trilogy

  • @MrWhiskers65
    @MrWhiskers65 Год назад +4

    You have a great channel, with a unique take on movie reviews. Very funny! Keep it up it will pay off, I’m sure of it.

  • @buscandolaverdad101
    @buscandolaverdad101 Год назад +17

    I forgot the storyline of this movie it was so bad and now she is coming back. They really want to destroy young generations

    • @brandocalrissian3294
      @brandocalrissian3294 Год назад +4

      Well they aren't allowed to remake or change the original trilogy, so Kathleen Kennedy is doing everything she can to ruin the reputations of all of the original characters. Dave filoni is giving her alot of help by inserting ashoka into every big moment he possibly can.

  • @richvestal767
    @richvestal767 Год назад +5

    Rey being Kathleen Kennedy's self-insert into the Star Wars universe just explains so much of the BS in the sequel trilogy.

  • @WhiteDragon689
    @WhiteDragon689 Год назад +4

    I would like to seen Yoda return from the nether world and cut Rey down with his little saber and pop back out.

  • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
    @EnsignRedshirtRicky Год назад +1

    She can compress the bypasser. That is just how Ma-Rey Sue rolls.

  • @HuskyandStarch
    @HuskyandStarch Год назад +2

    Thanks for what you do. You deserve more subs man.

  • @legendre007
    @legendre007 Год назад +8

    This video is full of the two best things: Womyn and the Wilhelm.

  • @aquaticunicorn9511
    @aquaticunicorn9511 Год назад +2

    8yrs later and the first movie still makes me unbelievably angry. This movie was so infuriating. I absolutely hate Rey. Like there are no words for how much disdain i have for that character. I know this video is 7mos old but just remembering these movies makes my blood pressure rise

  • @motivateddad
    @motivateddad Год назад +4

    Kathleen Kennedy is Rey and the whole Star Wars Franchise is the patriarchy.

  • @digitalbobby42
    @digitalbobby42 Год назад +3

    This is the funniest thing on RUclips.

  • @OblateSpheroid
    @OblateSpheroid Год назад +5

    Thank you for your work.

  • @jimmyxc-xc9dv
    @jimmyxc-xc9dv Год назад +16

    She’s so brave

    • @pilouuuu
      @pilouuuu Год назад +10

      And stunning

    • @Fr6
      @Fr6 Год назад +5

      @@pilouuuu more stunning but also brave

  • @MSmith-ib1du
    @MSmith-ib1du Год назад

    Ha ha ha ha ha. The beach boys part is priceless. They will never be able to knock your videos down.

  • @Dottor_J
    @Dottor_J Год назад +3

    "Forget binary suns, this is a non binary world"
    5 stars

  • @gasgaslex_photos
    @gasgaslex_photos Год назад +11

    Brilliant, accurate and sadly truthful

  • @neo7566
    @neo7566 Год назад +1

    When I heard "Get up you SOB cause Mickey loves you!" I almost threw up.

  • @dergeradeweg1413
    @dergeradeweg1413 Год назад +4

    You’d think they’d at least try to give her a character arc in post.