Lol!!! YES!! I love it. THIS is great. I wasn't sure at first, I thought maybe this channel was serious.. I was having a low level stroke. You know, how us White men get when we hear about woman and diversity.....
@@davidjacobs8558 Wouldn't be surprised they start dipping into the LucasArts library and start making woke live action versions of everything there from Secret of Monkey Island, to Maniac Mansion, to even Full Throttle.
Yeah. The stans that go to Star wars celebration. They'll wildly cheer when Kennedy comes out of her cave onto the stage to announce that Rey's tampon is getting its own spinoff.
How this woman has not been fired is beyond me... this everyone tells you that dedication and hard work don't mean anything... all you need is the right connections and to "say the right things."
yeah, almost too stupid to not be by design, right? the social engineering agendas are so obvious people must be a special kind of blind not so see it by now. they don't seem to be having a problem in using companies to push narratives even if they have to sink those companies, that's for sure
pretty sure she was pretending to follow the footsteps of Spielberg and Lucas. Then she thought she knew better and scrapped everything. But it's not just her - all the directors and investors of Disney are telling them "modern audiences" want change
It's not just $900 million. Only if their plan was to break even. Something tells me their investors had a different idea. You have to add what they could have made as well. The three main SW films could've made $6 billion minimum of you consider awakens made $2 billion. Then figure what all these super bankable properties could've made along with merchandise and we are looking at least at $10 billion lost.
KK has been a success at destroying franchises, incurring huge financial losses at Disney and proving she just happened to be around the right men around the right time. On her own she has been a horrible failure and I hope she gets to bring Disney even further down.
@@brandonsmith9098 uh huh..... so i guess you wasn't expecting South Park ep about her to come out... but before all of this they're going to let her go OR she is going to change her views real fast, and reason is China.. let me explain: China has the world's largest population, most of that population is males (thanks to China one child policy).. so what you have is alot of men who work and have lots of disposable income, mainly because they don't have any children or a girlfriend.. even if all the single women in China was currently to turn into prostitutes there still wouldn't be enough to go around, its said that over 50million men in China will die virgins (and its not by choice).. truth is women in China ain't even going to look at them because they don't make enough money (yeah, i'm not going to go too much into that but it is what it is) so the money they work for they spend it behind smoking, drinking, gambling and watching movies and sports among other entertainment (they're the largest group of the audience, they're the cash cow)... this is why the NBA, WWE, NFL etc etc all went to China to make a good impression and you would even see some big name actors from America making commercials for China... so do you honestly think that a film that tries to be PC and show an empowered woman as the lead role will go down well with these men?? there is alot of resentment... also in China they didn't show the trailers for these movies, the movie posters was also changed for China so that is why you will find that her 2nd (the last Jedi) and 3rd (Skywalker) Starwars movies only pulled in around 1/2 the amt of cash as the 1st (Force awakens)... oh and Disney has been watching these numbers too and the way the flims is marketed, so she can be PC and jobless or she can make movies that single resentful men will enjoy....
You know that the difference is between Lucasfilm and Disney Lucasfilm? Lucasfilm under George made some truly iconic films and characters, which were created by talented, skilled, and hardworking people. Even when they misfired, you never felt that they despised their fans. Disney Lucasfilm on the other hand has none of the qualities mentioned above, and actively despises the fans.
👍 Yet George is the one that screwed his dreams and art for 3 (4?) billions ! He doesn't care (anymore) about the consumers and the Art. Cash is all they all value. Also, George Lucas mindset after that deal ? "Après moi, le déluge"
That's because to a corporation like Disney a fan is nothing but a dumbass with money. Money that requires extraction. To them anyone who has an emotional attachment to the Disney franchise or any franchise is but a fool since the only thing they think a person should love is material wealth.
Thats not fair. She simply misheard her job description. "We need you to make an scifi alien trilogy for all those men who grew up on it". But KK heard "We need you to make a sifi series to alienate men so much they throw up on watching it". Easy mistake. Without being sarcastic a moment. Why hasn't she been prosecuted by dei for firing all the male script writers and hiring only women?
Thanks to you, I have AWOKEN. I always dreamed of seeing Luke Skywalker and Indiana Jones as broken old men. They must give way to the future. The massive box office success of Indy 5 is proof of that.
Never did KK take the audience to invest in a character through a journey to view Rae's hardships, frustrations, doubts, fears, and how she fought to conquer them all to prevail against the empire in a glorious and much deserved victory. That would be too satisfying to an audience. Rooting for her is like rooting for an athlete you know is guilty of blood doping.
K.K. Is my hero can’t understand the hate I want to be like her when I grow up. I would love to have a high paying job that let’s me fail over and over again costing the company billions and not get fired this woman is an OG.
I still find it disgusting and disheartening that there are still people who love the Disney versions of these brands. And refuse to see that what they loved in the first place has been destroyed. They literally only understand “this is new thing of franchise I love, must CONSOOM. No think.”
I'm sure there are, but most of the supporter is paid for. The vast majority of Star Wars fans are normal people. That being said, I wish Disney would face the same repercussions as anyone else for promoting racism and bigotry
My wife’s boyfriend and I both agree that Kathleen has single handedly saved filmmaking, and created a safe space for me to finally enjoy movies and the smell of my own farts. Three cheers for Mrs. Kennedy!!!
Kathy is awesome, not only does she fight the patriarchy with her movies, but she also financially destroys what white men built in real life. Larry Fink must be so proud.
Maybe he was supposed to address her as Kathleen, rather than something affectionate and familiar like Kathy … she does seem to sit there, passively-aggressively, after he says her name … lol, who knows; nothing would surprise me … there must be some explanation for this madness …
She's a whamens, they're born to lie and manipulate men. Also shows that they can be a chameleon, fake what they are, for years or DECADES in this case to get what they want. This was just a long game plan for divorce, and like divorced whamens, they get everything then blow it all, and start looking for another fool to marry. In her case, she's looking for another company to hire her.
It's my third language, so I don't feel too bad about it. I assume you also would agree that this mistake is nothing in comparison to the shit show KK is responsible for, right? ;) Thanks for the correction anyway.
She is so good, any company need this kind of woman, she can turn any of your franchises like something new, so new that people are incapable to see new movies, because her fresh new way of thinking
Did KK forget Lando, Mace Windu, the bounty hunter, Queen Amadala's stand in and right hand, and literally every alien? We love great stories regardless of if we see 'ourselves' on screen or not...
It's hilarious how when you go out to stores or coventions and all that stuff... you see everyone dressed in and buying stuff from episode 1-6 ... never anything after that
Sometimes Rogue One and Rebels, but yes, you are correct. I actually remember when the newest DVD/Blurays were released right before Rise of Skywalker, I went to the Target DVD section and of 1-8, Rogue and Solo, EVERYTHING was sold out EXCEPT Solo and Last Jedi. I burst out laughing.
Never forget that George made the error of turning the reins over to Kathleen. I always wondered how and why Kathleen K. has persisted the way she has. Does she have some compromising photos of her, George and Stephen in a three way or something? She's a real sith lord, a real life super villain. In a strange and twisted way I've come to admire her. I mean, look. People have been saying that she's been fired or about to be fired for her latest cinematic gaff and yet, she just goes on to donkey punch some other cultural icon with no consequences what so ever. She has the power and can't be stopped. Now that I've said goodbye to star wars I've found this very entertaining indeed.
@@blackdynamite_5470 and just knowing that you're with me caused me to go out and run twenty red lights in your name. Thank Black Jesus, thank you lord...😇
Only the original trilogy was good. Everything else was bad. Episode 1 to 3 was bad because of toxic masculinity while episode 7 to 9 was bad because of toxic femininity...
It took awhile but she managed to kill my love for something i grew up with as a kid. I haven't spent a dime on anything Disney in a long time. I never will spend money on anything she is attracted to going forward either.
*_TO MY FELLOW COMRADES AND FALLEN HEROES / FRANCHISES:_* _PS: How many references can you catch?_ The time has come for us to act. KK is the very reason two of our most beloved franchises of all time (Star Wars and Indiana Jones) were viciously, suddenly and deliberately attacked by the Empire of the Mouse. She’s the very reason two powerhouses that seemed no one and nothing could ever destroy at this point, were completely obliterated by the Dark Side of the Wokeness, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. She’s the destroyer of worlds, the fallen angel, the face of everything that’s wrong and unholy in this world. She’s the black to my white, she’s the ying to my yang, she’s the alpha to my omega, she’s the Joker to my Batman, she’s the Amber Heard to my Johnny Depp, she’s the Thanos to my Avengers, she’s the Darkseid to my Justice League, she’s the covid to my lungs, she’s the Scar to my Mufasa, she’s the Titanic to my Jack, she’s the Shang Tsung to my Liu Kang, she’s the Alien to my Ripley, she’s the It to my Losers Club, she’s the Ezra Miller to himself, she’s the Pazuzu to my Merrin, she’s the Sauron to my entire Middle Earth, and because of that, she must be stopped. She’s the ultimate enemy of mankind, she’s the Devil itself, and the Devil must be expelled. She must face the fires of Mount Doom, only there she can be destroyed. She must go back to the shadows. She shall not pass. Evil shall not prevail, and by the power of review bombing and uncle Torrent, I promise you all that, in time, we will witness her downfall, in honor of all the fallen left behind by her woke orcs. In time, we will join together in the Sun; in time, we will help each other accomplish wonders, without her. And only then we can, and will return to the cinemas at peace again, as the free men and women we are, who will not accept to be told what and how to think, as free as we’ve always been. As free as we were born to be. Because I’m sure we will all be willing to trade all the days, from this day to the day of our deaths, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell KK that she may take our heroes, but she’ll never take our freedom. KK, you won many battles, you left us almost dying on the nostalgia floor (in a bad way), you betrayed us and betrayed all that’s sacred and pure in cinema. You took so much away from us, but those countless battles you won will not grant you the victory of this war. Not on our watch, as failure is not an option. We are fans of murdered franchises, admirers of murdered heroes, and we will have our vengeance, in this life or the next. You tried to make us believe that no one stays good in this world, that the world only makes sense if we force it to. You tried to make us doubt, but not anymore, as we already know that sometimes we have to take a leap of faith, and that the trust part comes later. You tried, but you didn’t succeed, because this is our world and it isn’t yours to conquer. You’re simply not one of us, maybe you’ll know now why we cry, but it’s something you can never do. We can be great people KK, and we wish to be. We only lacked the light to show the way, light that has always been there and that is slowly shining again. The promised light that is soon to come, for the night is darkest just before the dawn, and I promise you: the dawn is coming. KK, your time as a producer has been a speck in the span of our lives, you don’t know us. We will burn this wokeness down before we spend another minute living among these snowflakes. If we stick together, we will win. Because it’s not about how hard you hit, it’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! And that’s what we do, and you, don’t. And maybe your wokees come and maybe they’re too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect cinema, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it. You may have the experience on this battlefield, you may have the money, and you may have the training. But the training is nothing, the will is everything: the will to act. The will we do have, and that you don’t. Regardless, you were a worthy opponent, I hope some day you reborn as a good producer to criticize you again, we will train hard, very hard to become even stronger than we are now. Goodbye, KK. Because you will fall, every dog has its day, as someone once said. And that day may be this day, as Aragorn once… did not say. May that day live in eternal glory, as the day you arrived already lives in infamy (I believe someone important said something like that some time ago). Ultimately, we must clear our minds from questions, and just do or do not, for there is no try. Our fight against wokeness must not permit such hesitations. If we don’t believe, that is why we’ll fail. By doing so we are beginning to believe, and we’re slowly realizing that there’s no spoon. That, when we are ready to face the wokees, we will not dodge bullets, because we won’t have to. We have to believe, we must free our minds, so when that day comes there shall be no place for doubt when we, all of us who need to be Avengers for our fallen comrades, are finally assembled for our last stand: ultimately, we will no longer doubt, not anymore, that the day will come when the world will declare in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the wokeness!” We will not finish, without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive! That day, we’ll celebrate our true Independence Day! May God have mercy on your woke soul, KK. Because he may have it. We won’t. Amen.
Walmart has gotten so woke I saw they got a whole section just for Kathleen Kennedy movies! A little odd that was a bin, and they were surprisingly cheap…trying to get that ESG I guess
KK is so talented a producer, her accomplishments in the past 10 years have been as good as the coffee she was serving George and Steven the 30 years before that.
idk why he was expecting a better role, the guy was casted just because he's black. Kk made it clear that diversity was what they cared about, not whether or not the movie is decent.
Eff him, he decided to play the old race card early on and throw fans under the bus. The guy s a mediocre actor at best, and has been in more flops than even Rachel Ziegler😂
KK once saved my dog from a mountain lion. Without her, all the orange juice in my fridge would have gone sour. Chuck Norris fears her. Thank you, KK, for the price of all the movie tickets I never bought.
The level of elation I feel when I see this channel released a new vid 🎉💯🥳 I discovered it when you only had like 3 videos to your name, and I've been hooked ever since! The satire is absolutely delightful, and I love your vocal inflections. Thank you and keep up the great work! P.S. And I'm a woman under 30, so if I say it's good then that obviously proves the validity of your channel, yes? 😉👉
I watched "Temple of Doom" the other day. I agree, it's a bit jarring seeing her name splashed across the screen in the opening credits, ahead of all of the people who actually made the movie. Just remember that where it says "Associate Producer", it should read "coffee maker for the people with real talent and creativity".
Until I saw this video I didn't realize how openly Kennedy has been stating for years that she was 'deconstructing' normal in favor of her girl boss agenda. Disney management must have been aware of and supporting this so they deserve the losses and looming troubles coming their way.
Very few critics can see her value like The Woke Critic. Not blinded by interiorized mysoginy, nothing but facts are said. In constant awe at the professionalism displayed on this Channel. A true ally. My only problem is that a woman should be the narrator. Althought he voices reason, he shouldnt speak for us women, regardeless of the situation.
@@clerpington_the_fifth it has to be said that LucasFilm accomplished so little until Kathleen Kennedy took over. It a testament to her creativity and genius.
Kathleen Kenendy is the epitome of what's wrong with Hollywood today.
(Spoiler alert: this channel is a PARODY of wokeness).
How dare you you bigot! Shes the epitome of the best of Hollywoke ❤
Wtf man? she is obviously the second coming of jesus, now as a feminist 🤣
Lol!!! YES!! I love it. THIS is great. I wasn't sure at first, I thought maybe this channel was serious.. I was having a low level stroke. You know, how us White men get when we hear about woman and diversity.....
EVERYONE CHILL!!!!!!. woman can do stuff now.. They are like regular people
...they can vote now and everything...
"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of franchises"
- Kathleen Kennedy
Haha, a good one.
This is real quote from the *Disney Vault: Top Secret Book*
"Oh I'm afraid the Patriarchy will be quite operational when your non-binary allies and the earnings reports arrive." ~Professor Patriarchy
More like become Darth
🔥 💀
Y’know what? If Disney wants KK, they can keep her. Those two deserve each other.
well, she has destroyed every IP that Lucasfilm had.
there is nothing else remaining.
or, perhaps American Graffiti ? THX1138 ?
@@davidjacobs8558 Wouldn't be surprised they start dipping into the LucasArts library and start making woke live action versions of everything there from Secret of Monkey Island, to Maniac Mansion, to even Full Throttle.
I'm holding out for a progressive Howard the Duck reboot. You wouldn't think it could be made worse, but I bet she can do it.
Noooo that’s like saying hitler can have the SS, they deserve each other
@@Hylanvahr Shhhhhhh! Don't give them ideas!!!
What's scary is that there are people out there who'd agree with this video unironically.
that's the beauty of it. 😫
Yeah. The stans that go to Star wars celebration. They'll wildly cheer when Kennedy comes out of her cave onto the stage to announce that Rey's tampon is getting its own spinoff.
That's what open mindedness and tolerance gets you.
Bro, im so confused..... Is he serious with this video?
@@mikerotonda6264nah im pretty sure it fake
How this woman has not been fired is beyond me... this everyone tells you that dedication and hard work don't mean anything... all you need is the right connections and to "say the right things."
yeah, almost too stupid to not be by design, right? the social engineering agendas are so obvious people must be a special kind of blind not so see it by now.
they don't seem to be having a problem in using companies to push narratives even if they have to sink those companies, that's for sure
She must have slept with half the company and kept blackmail photos..
More like "all you need is to know some deep dark secrets of people on top so they can't fire you"
There is no meritocracy anymore. Certainly not in Hollywood.
Easy answer... Epstein Island
From getting spielberg his coffee, to destroying whole franchises, what a character arc...
Nah... that's not an arc... just a slope... downward
@@Nyet-Zdyes I guess we can call it a character slope.. hahha
@@Nyet-Zdyes You shouldn't say "slope". It's racist. 😬
If she just disappeared, nobody would be searching for her or her lost arc.
pretty sure she was pretending to follow the footsteps of Spielberg and Lucas. Then she thought she knew better and scrapped everything.
But it's not just her - all the directors and investors of Disney are telling them "modern audiences" want change
If I lost $900 million for my company. I’m pretty sure I’d be fired. 💁♂️
Unless you change your name to Kathleen Kennedy.
Cue Disney's imminent announcement of an extension and/or promotion rewarding KK's "great work"!
By who? You’d be the boss
It's not just $900 million. Only if their plan was to break even. Something tells me their investors had a different idea. You have to add what they could have made as well. The three main SW films could've made $6 billion minimum of you consider awakens made $2 billion. Then figure what all these super bankable properties could've made along with merchandise and we are looking at least at $10 billion lost.
My entire family would have an “accident “ if I had lost that amount
KK has been a success at destroying franchises, incurring huge financial losses at Disney and proving she just happened to be around the right men around the right time. On her own she has been a horrible failure and I hope she gets to bring Disney even further down.
the right MEN at the right time. maybe that is why she hates men? she owes them everything.
Maybe Disney is convinced that financial insovency is the way to go.
@@brandonsmith9098 uh huh..... so i guess you wasn't expecting South Park ep about her to come out... but before all of this they're going to let her go OR she is going to change her views real fast, and reason is China..
let me explain: China has the world's largest population, most of that population is males (thanks to China one child policy).. so what you have is alot of men who work and have lots of disposable income, mainly because they don't have any children or a girlfriend.. even if all the single women in China was currently to turn into prostitutes there still wouldn't be enough to go around, its said that over 50million men in China will die virgins (and its not by choice).. truth is women in China ain't even going to look at them because they don't make enough money (yeah, i'm not going to go too much into that but it is what it is) so the money they work for they spend it behind smoking, drinking, gambling and watching movies and sports among other entertainment (they're the largest group of the audience, they're the cash cow)... this is why the NBA, WWE, NFL etc etc all went to China to make a good impression and you would even see some big name actors from America making commercials for China...
so do you honestly think that a film that tries to be PC and show an empowered woman as the lead role will go down well with these men?? there is alot of resentment... also in China they didn't show the trailers for these movies, the movie posters was also changed for China so that is why you will find that her 2nd (the last Jedi) and 3rd (Skywalker) Starwars movies only pulled in around 1/2 the amt of cash as the 1st (Force awakens)... oh and Disney has been watching these numbers too and the way the flims is marketed, so she can be PC and jobless or she can make movies that single resentful men will enjoy....
@@brandonsmith9098 quality 📉📉📉📉📉📉📉
@@brandonsmith9098 ok use the copium but why are there no more star war movies unless there so good and profitable they stoped
Kathleen Kennedy, turning Billion dollar can't miss franchises into Million dollar afterthoughts, what an accomplishment and what a legacy.
And then, she did it again!
Another Gem of pure unadulterated Irony. Love it! 💓
Kathleen Kennedy and the Creative Process of Doom.
🤣
You know that the difference is between Lucasfilm and Disney Lucasfilm?
Lucasfilm under George made some truly iconic films and characters, which were created by talented, skilled, and hardworking people. Even when they misfired, you never felt that they despised their fans.
Disney Lucasfilm on the other hand has none of the qualities mentioned above, and actively despises the fans.
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Yet George is the one that screwed his dreams and art for 3 (4?) billions !
He doesn't care (anymore) about the consumers and the Art.
Cash is all they all value.
Also, George Lucas mindset after that deal ?
"Après moi, le déluge"
@@krixpop Yep! Even today i heard George is helping woke trash Lucasfilm for cash i bet...
Faxs 🍷🗿
That's because to a corporation like Disney a fan is nothing but a dumbass with money. Money that requires extraction.
To them anyone who has an emotional attachment to the Disney franchise or any franchise is but a fool since the only thing they think a person should love is material wealth.
Remember in Episode 2 when JarJar looks right at the camera?
She is successful at taking franchises and completely alienating their fanbase while pushing her specific agendas as required.
Truly a wise woman.
She knows what she wants
@@blackdynamite_5470 Truly a wise woman, who learned NOTHING from George!
Thats not fair. She simply misheard her job description. "We need you to make an scifi alien trilogy for all those men who grew up on it". But KK heard "We need you to make a sifi series to alienate men so much they throw up on watching it". Easy mistake.
Without being sarcastic a moment. Why hasn't she been prosecuted by dei for firing all the male script writers and hiring only women?
Her agenda is racism, and bigotry. Why there's no push-back says a lot about so-called "White-Privilege"
I'm so overwhelmed by KK that I can't get to the cinema to watch her mistresspieces...tears of joy for her brilliance.
"Wemon don't face a test, they are the test"
😅😅😅😅
That's F*****g perfect😂
Thanks to you, I have AWOKEN.
I always dreamed of seeing Luke Skywalker and Indiana Jones as broken old men. They must give way to the future. The massive box office success of Indy 5 is proof of that.
It has broken 4.20 records with its massive $65.000.000 box office collection
Truly a movie of all time in 2023.
@@blackdynamite_5470 It was $65.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 on its opening day alone.
Indeed, It's one of the movies of all time.
With de-aging technology we can go back and re-imagine all our classic heros as broken old men.
You forgot Willow! We need to add that to her resume too.
Imagine thinking Daisy Ridley was a badass. "Let's get a girl who looks like a 10 year old boy to kick everyone's ass and one up them!"
That's Girl Power!!!! Yasss Queen!!!! 🙌
Not only that, she is extremely unathletic
They seem to cast light-weight females on purpose. Posh and annoying.
@@thecensoredmuscle563I’d still nobble her
Never did KK take the audience to invest in a character through a journey to view Rae's hardships, frustrations, doubts, fears, and how she fought to conquer them all to prevail against the empire in a glorious and much deserved victory. That would be too satisfying to an audience. Rooting for her is like rooting for an athlete you know is guilty of blood doping.
"You killed our heroes, but you gave birth to modernity"
I literally stood up and clapped. So powerful.
Brave and stunning!
Kathleen Kennedy has successfully Holdo maneuvered Lucasfilm.
And everyone cheered
I'm heading to the restroom now to birth my own modernity. So beautify...so brave...so powerful...so undistinguishable from KK and her results!
Shia Lebouf clapping?
Just look how much she changed the world in just 11 years. Amazing.
She's the equivalent of a phizer C19 drug
Just 11 years?
Gods... it feels like MUCH longer...
The term is called FEMINISM
K.K. Is my hero can’t understand the hate I want to be like her when I grow up. I would love to have a high paying job that let’s me fail over and over again costing the company billions and not get fired this woman is an OG.
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These rhymes and puns are insane! I love it!
I still find it disgusting and disheartening that there are still people who love the Disney versions of these brands. And refuse to see that what they loved in the first place has been destroyed.
They literally only understand “this is new thing of franchise I love, must CONSOOM. No think.”
I'm sure your one of those braindead who likes the prequels and Crystal Skull
I'm sure there are, but most of the supporter is paid for. The vast majority of Star Wars fans are normal people. That being said, I wish Disney would face the same repercussions as anyone else for promoting racism and bigotry
Kathy is a QUEEN of innovation. Definitely, BIRTHING PERSON OF THE DECADE!
of course no one before her could manage to ruin franchises and loosing money for a company this fast.
Why not a KING of innovation? Don't be a phallohegemonic patriarchist. Birthing persons can be kings too.
That woke term is now patriarchal, KK is a birthing capable carbon bag of mostly water, BIGOT! 😡
"The Force Awakens is The Forced Agenda" what a great line.
The force(d agenda) awakens
My wife’s boyfriend and I both agree that Kathleen has single handedly saved filmmaking, and created a safe space for me to finally enjoy movies and the smell of my own farts. Three cheers for Mrs. Kennedy!!!
Those films are alright but the people that created them that are trash
😂😂😂😂best comment yet!
Haha. Just last night I responded to someone who claimed to like IJ5 with: "Ok, but what did your wife's boyfriend think of the movie?"
Stunning and most Brave !
@@hideousruint's not considered an insult nowadays. Being cuck isn't something to be ashamed of
Kathy is awesome, not only does she fight the patriarchy with her movies, but she also financially destroys what white men built in real life. Larry Fink must be so proud.
Its almost as if she’s doing this on purpose to destroy everything George built. A personal vendetta against him? Like a spiteful ex wife…
Not almost. Totally! This hellish woman is absolutely hellbent in destroying everything our dear Lucas accomplished!
Maybe he was supposed to address her as Kathleen, rather than something affectionate and familiar like Kathy … she does seem to sit there, passively-aggressively, after he says her name … lol, who knows; nothing would surprise me … there must be some explanation for this madness …
My thoughts exactly.
KK helped create so many RUclips channels about what not to do as a producer
One thing about KK is impressive: The way she totally manipulated George Lucas. Made him look like a fool in retrospective.
In truth, they all did what they did for the dollar.
She's a whamens, they're born to lie and manipulate men. Also shows that they can be a chameleon, fake what they are, for years or DECADES in this case to get what they want. This was just a long game plan for divorce, and like divorced whamens, they get everything then blow it all, and start looking for another fool to marry. In her case, she's looking for another company to hire her.
Women have always been master manipulators. That is their nature.
Looking a bit foolish yourself by ending your point with retrospective. Retrospect*
It's my third language, so I don't feel too bad about it. I assume you also would agree that this mistake is nothing in comparison to the shit show KK is responsible for, right? ;) Thanks for the correction anyway.
Mace Windu Mace Window 😂😂😂 I lost it!
“Gina was too strong and too independent.” 🔥
Kennedy has uplifted awkward looking British brunettes everywhere.
Nailed it. They have a uber middle class white female casting policy.... for some bizarre reason.
@@johnmainwaring6556ightfully so! Upper-middle class white Western wom en are the most oppressed people in all of history!
She is so good, any company need this kind of woman, she can turn any of your franchises like something new, so new that people are incapable to see new movies, because her fresh new way of thinking
One thing we can say. She subverted our expectations.
You don't need eyes to view KK's movies. Just breathe in deeply. The smell is pure shit
I never thought I would ever see such beautifully poetic sarcasm as this.
Did KK forget Lando, Mace Windu, the bounty hunter, Queen Amadala's stand in and right hand, and literally every alien? We love great stories regardless of if we see 'ourselves' on screen or not...
Blasphemy!!! This is a woke channel, there is no logic or truth allowed here! 😡
The real question is why is she only ruining...err running one company? With her amazing track record, she's capable of so much more!
Because besides the fact that she is a strong and independent woman she is also very modest.
Harrison Ford @15:20 seems to be thinking, "Why the hell did I work in this movie with this bozo next to me? No reward is worth this."
Love the use of “Are we the baddies?” - probably my favorite comedy sketch!
Finally, someone is giving her the praise she is owed.
You just keep hitting those home runs, Disney!!!
👏 👏 👏
It's hilarious how when you go out to stores or coventions and all that stuff... you see everyone dressed in and buying stuff from episode 1-6 ... never anything after that
Sometimes Rogue One and Rebels, but yes, you are correct. I actually remember when the newest DVD/Blurays were released right before Rise of Skywalker, I went to the Target DVD section and of 1-8, Rogue and Solo, EVERYTHING was sold out EXCEPT Solo and Last Jedi. I burst out laughing.
Lol @ the cadence of your narration too, like a doting documentary 😂👍
God, I love your videos mate. Keep em' comin!
I like Jar-Jar Binks. He’s actually quite adorable.
The satire is subtle enough you have to question if he's serious.
Never forget that George made the error of turning the reins over to Kathleen. I always wondered how and why Kathleen K. has persisted the way she has. Does she have some compromising photos of her, George and Stephen in a three way or something? She's a real sith lord, a real life super villain. In a strange and twisted way I've come to admire her. I mean, look. People have been saying that she's been fired or about to be fired for her latest cinematic gaff and yet, she just goes on to donkey punch some other cultural icon with no consequences what so ever. She has the power and can't be stopped. Now that I've said goodbye to star wars I've found this very entertaining indeed.
_this is the RUclips team, we had to block and delete your handle for exhibiting toxic behaviour_
@@blackdynamite_5470 and just knowing that you're with me caused me to go out and run twenty red lights in your name. Thank Black Jesus, thank you lord...😇
Did he made error? Or was it elaborate joke, that's still going and punchline still not delivered?
Only the original trilogy was good. Everything else was bad. Episode 1 to 3 was bad because of toxic masculinity while episode 7 to 9 was bad because of toxic femininity...
She probably extorted him into handing over the reigns? Again, she knows where all the bodies are
Mace Window? 😂
How have I never heard that one yet?!
This channel is the best thing I’ve come across in a while. I click on these videos so quick
It reminds me of those Roman governors who started as poor governors of a rich province and retired as rich governors of a poor province.
She needs to be given full control of Disney now to finish the job
"Mace window" LOL!!!!!!
Yo your titles are always hook line and sinker to people oblivious to sarcasm 😂😂😂.. has me dead everytime. Love from the bronx you're a genius cuz
I still don't get how Indy 5 can have such good ratings while it's flopping worldwide
It took awhile but she managed to kill my love for something i grew up with as a kid. I haven't spent a dime on anything Disney in a long time. I never will spend money on anything she is attracted to going forward either.
Genius. Just genius.
*_TO MY FELLOW COMRADES AND FALLEN HEROES / FRANCHISES:_*
_PS: How many references can you catch?_
The time has come for us to act. KK is the very reason two of our most beloved franchises of all time (Star Wars and Indiana Jones) were viciously, suddenly and deliberately attacked by the Empire of the Mouse.
She’s the very reason two powerhouses that seemed no one and nothing could ever destroy at this point, were completely obliterated by the Dark Side of the Wokeness, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. She’s the destroyer of worlds, the fallen angel, the face of everything that’s wrong and unholy in this world.
She’s the black to my white, she’s the ying to my yang, she’s the alpha to my omega, she’s the Joker to my Batman, she’s the Amber Heard to my Johnny Depp, she’s the Thanos to my Avengers, she’s the Darkseid to my Justice League, she’s the covid to my lungs, she’s the Scar to my Mufasa, she’s the Titanic to my Jack, she’s the Shang Tsung to my Liu Kang, she’s the Alien to my Ripley, she’s the It to my Losers Club, she’s the Ezra Miller to himself, she’s the Pazuzu to my Merrin, she’s the Sauron to my entire Middle Earth, and because of that, she must be stopped. She’s the ultimate enemy of mankind, she’s the Devil itself, and the Devil must be expelled. She must face the fires of Mount Doom, only there she can be destroyed. She must go back to the shadows. She shall not pass.
Evil shall not prevail, and by the power of review bombing and uncle Torrent, I promise you all that, in time, we will witness her downfall, in honor of all the fallen left behind by her woke orcs. In time, we will join together in the Sun; in time, we will help each other accomplish wonders, without her.
And only then we can, and will return to the cinemas at peace again, as the free men and women we are, who will not accept to be told what and how to think, as free as we’ve always been. As free as we were born to be. Because I’m sure we will all be willing to trade all the days, from this day to the day of our deaths, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell KK that she may take our heroes, but she’ll never take our freedom.
KK, you won many battles, you left us almost dying on the nostalgia floor (in a bad way), you betrayed us and betrayed all that’s sacred and pure in cinema. You took so much away from us, but those countless battles you won will not grant you the victory of this war. Not on our watch, as failure is not an option. We are fans of murdered franchises, admirers of murdered heroes, and we will have our vengeance, in this life or the next.
You tried to make us believe that no one stays good in this world, that the world only makes sense if we force it to. You tried to make us doubt, but not anymore, as we already know that sometimes we have to take a leap of faith, and that the trust part comes later. You tried, but you didn’t succeed, because this is our world and it isn’t yours to conquer. You’re simply not one of us, maybe you’ll know now why we cry, but it’s something you can never do.
We can be great people KK, and we wish to be. We only lacked the light to show the way, light that has always been there and that is slowly shining again. The promised light that is soon to come, for the night is darkest just before the dawn, and I promise you: the dawn is coming.
KK, your time as a producer has been a speck in the span of our lives, you don’t know us. We will burn this wokeness down before we spend another minute living among these snowflakes. If we stick together, we will win. Because it’s not about how hard you hit, it’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! And that’s what we do, and you, don’t. And maybe your wokees come and maybe they’re too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect cinema, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
You may have the experience on this battlefield, you may have the money, and you may have the training. But the training is nothing, the will is everything: the will to act. The will we do have, and that you don’t. Regardless, you were a worthy opponent, I hope some day you reborn as a good producer to criticize you again, we will train hard, very hard to become even stronger than we are now. Goodbye, KK.
Because you will fall, every dog has its day, as someone once said. And that day may be this day, as Aragorn once… did not say. May that day live in eternal glory, as the day you arrived already lives in infamy (I believe someone important said something like that some time ago). Ultimately, we must clear our minds from questions, and just do or do not, for there is no try. Our fight against wokeness must not permit such hesitations. If we don’t believe, that is why we’ll fail.
By doing so we are beginning to believe, and we’re slowly realizing that there’s no spoon. That, when we are ready to face the wokees, we will not dodge bullets, because we won’t have to. We have to believe, we must free our minds, so when that day comes there shall be no place for doubt when we, all of us who need to be Avengers for our fallen comrades, are finally assembled for our last stand: ultimately, we will no longer doubt, not anymore, that the day will come when the world will declare in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the wokeness!” We will not finish, without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive! That day, we’ll celebrate our true Independence Day!
May God have mercy on your woke soul, KK. Because he may have it. We won’t.
Amen.
Tell us how you really feel
@@beloved-childas long as KK keeps her butt glued to any production company’s seat… like crap tbh.
Honestly? This is brilliant!
Definitively agree (I aint reading allat)
Ain't nobody got time fo' dat
She NAILED IT😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Walmart has gotten so woke I saw they got a whole section just for Kathleen Kennedy movies! A little odd that was a bin, and they were surprisingly cheap…trying to get that ESG I guess
The trash bin?
Those who dont think that a single person can destroy a franchise.
KK is an exception
A franchise? She's three for three right now.... we're talking Genocide....
@@sambonsampson228 yeah
A whole universe with many franchises.
What else is she gonna destroy next??
The trunk joke is a killer. Keep up the good work mate.
Hahaha The mace window had me laughing
The sarcasm is just oozing out of my computer speakers.🤣
2:59
Mace Windu🙃🙃🙃
Mace Window😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Created nothing destroyed everything she touched
“Privileged phallic protagonists” this channel never disappoints LMAO.
Ngl, the "Mace Window" line cracked me up. 😂
Mace windu
Mace window was a particular favourite.
KK is so talented a producer, her accomplishments in the past 10 years have been as good as the coffee she was serving George and Steven the 30 years before that.
You forgot about Willow. So stunning, so brave.
I feel really bad for John Boyega.
He expected to have a good role, but was only there as a quota.
idk why he was expecting a better role, the guy was casted just because he's black. Kk made it clear that diversity was what they cared about, not whether or not the movie is decent.
Eff him, he decided to play the old race card early on and throw fans under the bus. The guy s a mediocre actor at best, and has been in more flops than even Rachel Ziegler😂
Absolutely brilliant! And the perfect title.
My childhood down the drain...
Dr Indiana Jones "a cross between James Bond and David Attenborough", pure genius!
"More male than a NCAA championship"... That line slayed me :D well done!
KK once saved my dog from a mountain lion. Without her, all the orange juice in my fridge would have gone sour. Chuck Norris fears her. Thank you, KK, for the price of all the movie tickets I never bought.
I’ve tried the “ I don’t like sand” line at the bar several times. I’ve been asked to leave every time.
I lol’d several times at this. Endlessly more entertaining than anything KK made! Thank you!
That woman is the worst thing that has ever happened to Star Wars and to me it was one of Disneys worst mistakes to ever hire her
Kathleen Kennedy has ruined Harrison Ford TWICE 😢
10:40 some of these WWE soundbites are just so perfect!
How much money can one person lose a company before they're fired?
yes
The level of elation I feel when I see this channel released a new vid 🎉💯🥳
I discovered it when you only had like 3 videos to your name, and I've been hooked ever since! The satire is absolutely delightful, and I love your vocal inflections. Thank you and keep up the great work!
P.S.
And I'm a woman under 30, so if I say it's good then that obviously proves the validity of your channel, yes? 😉👉
incredible, she's beyond amazing who could've done a better job?
My dirty socks !
Don’t forget she made such a mark on Willow it was wiped from Disney+
This is some impressive sarcasm. Well done.
My only issue with this channel is i found it early and cant spend days binge watching them all 😂
Just found your channel and your humour is spot on. 😂
Such a brilliant creative genius!
I hope she writes a book soon.
The SARCASM is STRONG with this one
I love it when Disney lose money
This is everything we needed man thank you.
I have the original Indiana Jones movies on right now. Weird seeing KK's name in the credits all the way back in the 80s knowing what we know now.
I watched "Temple of Doom" the other day. I agree, it's a bit jarring seeing her name splashed across the screen in the opening credits, ahead of all of the people who actually made the movie. Just remember that where it says "Associate Producer", it should read "coffee maker for the people with real talent and creativity".
Love the funny and wittful writing on this. It deserves recognition and fame. Brilliant video sire.
Truly a woman like no other, Eva Braun pales in comparsion...
Kathleen Kennedy, the world was not ready for her shi...greatness. SlAy QuEen 🔥
0:08 look at her she hated his guts
Until I saw this video I didn't realize how openly Kennedy has been stating for years that she was 'deconstructing' normal in favor of her girl boss agenda. Disney management must have been aware of and supporting this so they deserve the losses and looming troubles coming their way.
lolololololololol the intro alone deserves 1 million likes hahahaha that sarcasm humor is priceless
Very few critics can see her value like The Woke Critic.
Not blinded by interiorized mysoginy, nothing but facts are said.
In constant awe at the professionalism displayed on this Channel.
A true ally.
My only problem is that a woman should be the narrator. Althought he voices reason, he shouldnt speak for us women, regardeless of the situation.
Sound of freedom, an exposing film about sex trafficking, has blown this movie out of the water in 1 week in terms of ticket sales.
I'm so inspired by her...she's amazing!
Such commendable bravery for overcoming those struggles
@@clerpington_the_fifth it has to be said that LucasFilm accomplished so little until Kathleen Kennedy took over. It a testament to her creativity and genius.