The Rings of Power destroys social injustice

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  • Опубликовано: 25 сен 2022
  • A watershed moment of the 21st Century, The Rings of Power is a great leap forward in the eternal battle against social injustice. #LordoftheRings #Socialinjustice #Review #Breakdown #RingsofPower
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  • @SarcasticPlotRecaps
    @SarcasticPlotRecaps Год назад +918

    Morgoth did less damage to Middle Earth than Amazon.

  • @nont18411
    @nont18411 Год назад +1301

    The orcs that we are supposed to hate, mourn their deaths and pay respect to their own kind.
    The harfoots that we are supposed to love, leave the old and injured behind to die while trying to steal their stuffs. Even made fun of a guy who got stung by the bee to death while pretending to mourn them by saying "We wait for you."
    The modern moral compass is through the roof.

    • @lordfreezer9550
      @lordfreezer9550 Год назад +27

      Hahahahahha, I'm in the floor right now

    • @unitron2005
      @unitron2005 Год назад +162

      There's a video about Scarlet Witch literally torturing a whole town in some MCU show, and 98% of the comments are like "oh my god, I'm so sorry for HER."
      Let that sink in.
      It's all about rewriting human behavior.

    • @treasurecave431
      @treasurecave431 Год назад +55

      The age old good vs evil is being undermined by atheism

    • @lordfreezer9550
      @lordfreezer9550 Год назад +56

      I mean, the evil implications of the harfoots from previous episodes could have been just bad writing (the "no one behind" song, but clearly leaving people behind, laughing at people's death and sending an injured member to the tail...), but with the last episode it's clear they set them up this way intentionally, the line "take the wheels of their cart out and leave them", wtf, they were clearly going for this and it's disgusting

    • @TheSaintBigFoot
      @TheSaintBigFoot Год назад +23

      Remember the hunters could smell them? They're just paranoid, dirty, little psychopaths

  • @laton13
    @laton13 Год назад +575

    I haven't faced a micro aggression since this show started except once when I accidently saw myself in the mirror. As a white male my reflection was a blatant and in my face reminder of the power of the patriarchy, I now close my eyes whenever looking in the mirror to avoid offending myself.

    • @greyhull9001
      @greyhull9001 Год назад +19

      😂

    • @BR-bv8yl
      @BR-bv8yl Год назад +25

      Ok, that's funny.

    • @harryv6752
      @harryv6752 Год назад +8

      I'm not anywhere being close to a white male (more yellowish, I think), and even I felt that. 😆🤘

    • @GamerSpewGAMING
      @GamerSpewGAMING Год назад +4

      now thts funny xD

    • @DarkKitarist
      @DarkKitarist Год назад +17

      It's even worse for me, I have vitiligo, so parts of my body are actively becoming more white(like my fingers, around my eyes and mouth are albino) as I grow older. My only saving grace is that I'm Bi, but even that isn't enough in these woke days...

  • @peterepiscopo
    @peterepiscopo Год назад +1596

    It's unbelievable how quickly racism and misogyny are disappearing from this world thanks to this show. Nobel prize for peace should go to the writers

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway Год назад +38

      They certainly think so

    • @AstraLuna-o9i
      @AstraLuna-o9i Год назад

      It’s true. Amazon the champion of marginalized communities (except the ones they fire for trying to unionize, and those third world people making a Penny a day to mass produce cheap shit) have lifted up in the world and now thus no longer experience racism. Thank you Lord Bezos.

    • @HorseshitDetectionAgency
      @HorseshitDetectionAgency Год назад +5

      prize*

    • @Phantom_Zer0
      @Phantom_Zer0 Год назад +50

      True, i used to have 3 women in my dungeon, but after Trop i only have 2, true progress.
      I'm joking obviously, i don't have people in a dungeon, I'm not one of the elitists running this world.

    • @thebunz7
      @thebunz7 Год назад

      I was once a phobe racist mysogynistic russian troll maga republican until I watched this show. I then realized that strawman arguments are made by morons and this show still sucks hiding behind such strawman arguments. It's like they intentionally marketed their crap behind guilt when they realized it was a lost profit margin, as this is the only thing amazon cares about in the end.

  • @dann5480
    @dann5480 Год назад +240

    Please also notice how the orcs are stigmatised for being ugly, and just imagine how lookism might affect their self confidence and mental health!

    • @raya8919
      @raya8919 Год назад

      I'm vErY OfFeDdEd!!!...orcs should not feel shame at their appearance. They're a genetically engineered species designed to be oppressed and are a product of their indoctrination and environment! They are misunderstood beings that deserve our compasion! Save the Orcs!! 😇

    • @multiverse6006
      @multiverse6006 Год назад

      Orcs lives matter

    • @Slxxxt4S8n666
      @Slxxxt4S8n666 Год назад +8

      Orcs need therapy and rehabilitation, not extinction. This is triggering me.

  • @Mouse_Metal
    @Mouse_Metal Год назад +145

    That scene of Galadriel fighting bunch of men is even more ridiculous when you consider they are recruits and she is supposed to train them. She is not teaching them anything, she is just showing off like a narcissist she is.

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 Год назад +19

      It's not unusual for a teacher to first show some cocky students their place. But normally the blow has to blunted a bit and followed by good advise and showing them that you will actually teach them something and not non-stop humiliate them. Seems like the forgot the second part.
      Also if we'd follow the lore even these recruits would be 8 feet supermen. I still have no problem with her beating them but her behaviour is the problem.

    • @ClassicMagicMan
      @ClassicMagicMan Год назад +5

      In a strange twist, that fight scene, when taken out of the context of the show and instead viewed in the LotR narrative, it actually made sense that an elf would be a better swordsman than a human, particularly a 2,000 year old elf versus a half dozen 20-somethings recruits. Elves are magic, and so have preternatural strength and agility, and again she would have centuries of experience. And I actually think the choreography was pretty well done, with that considered.
      Of course the problem is not with the larger LotR narrative, the problem is with the show and its appeal to modernity. It's just another example of woke disdain for traditional Western civilization; and that fight scene added to that.

    • @johns1625
      @johns1625 Год назад +1

      That one shot where she dodges the sword and the camera films down on her face from above with that stupid smile on her face makes me want to beat the wife I don't have

    • @l_ifeefi_l1998
      @l_ifeefi_l1998 Год назад +1

      @@kaltaron1284 but we know what galadriel wanted to do is to show off

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 Год назад

      @@l_ifeefi_l1998 Agreed.

  • @Phantom_Zer0
    @Phantom_Zer0 Год назад +371

    I feel truly liberated from the toxic male in me after watching this divine show, my ba⚽⚽ are shrinking since there is no need for such oppressive organs anymore, my hair is turning rainbow, and my pronouns are infinite.

    • @valentinduse6756
      @valentinduse6756 Год назад +13

      Funiest thing I heard in a while 😂

    • @Phantom_Zer0
      @Phantom_Zer0 Год назад

      @@valentinduse6756 😅

    • @murielredondo1261
      @murielredondo1261 Год назад +26

      "and my pronouns are infinite" this killed me 🤣🤣

    • @valentinduse6756
      @valentinduse6756 Год назад +9

      @@murielredondo1261 that was truly the finishing move 😂😂😂

    • @harryv6752
      @harryv6752 Год назад +8

      That is such a supremely rare and legendary level to reach that it happens only once every 10,000 years to the most legendary of legendaries. 🤘

  • @HelloKolla
    @HelloKolla Год назад +344

    Ngl, when Amazon said "It's racin' time" and raced all over the racists, I morbed all my melanin out.

    • @samdustinchris
      @samdustinchris Год назад +22

      It should be illegal NOT to morb that hard! I hope I can reach that level of morbcendance. You’re great.

    • @nostalji75
      @nostalji75 Год назад +15

      Are you a pure being now? Unable to see colour just beauty?

    • @_MikeJon_
      @_MikeJon_ Год назад +12

      Now you're one of us. Welcome. Your WP membership card has been sent from Amazon prime.

    • @belladonnahigh9206
      @belladonnahigh9206 Год назад

      @@googlelord1678 Yeah, No Asians, bc apparently they are white adjacent... These people are evil, nuts, idiots (but they know what they're doing). Asians don't matter because leftists think they are just white. I don't know, they eyes didn't give it away we are different?
      They just want to instill the notion that everyone white and everyone who can be considered white are all evil. Besides it's easier to divide people who clearly have a dark skin compared to a white one.
      Democrats have been doing everything to divide people since Obama took office.
      But it's weird how's no one crying for an Asian main character - maybe bc Asians are the main characters in their mangas/animes/light novels and they don't see themselves underrepresented in HollyWeird, bc they don't care that much. Plus it's only reasonable that in a country, where the majority are white people, movies are mostly about them (were).
      They claim to bring Tolkien to the new standards (why would they even do that?!! This whole notion of modernizing everything is just god awful), which is a lie, bc still the majority are white people, yet we see US type diversity on screen, that only exists in the leftoids' minds.

    • @ReikerForge
      @ReikerForge Год назад

      @@googlelord1678 Asians don't matter, look how fast #StopAsianHate disappeared when they realized which group was doing the Asian hating

  • @AnaFolkenstal
    @AnaFolkenstal Год назад +622

    The sarcasm is the strongest I've ever seen on any channel.
    This one will bring it far.

    • @SarcasticPlotRecaps
      @SarcasticPlotRecaps Год назад +17

      I hope to live up to the master! xD

    • @AnaFolkenstal
      @AnaFolkenstal Год назад +16

      @@SarcasticPlotRecaps more sarcasm is always welcome!

    • @audreybailey5139
      @audreybailey5139 Год назад +3

      Little platoon has a great video also, though I forgot the name of the video.

    • @SarcasticPlotRecaps
      @SarcasticPlotRecaps Год назад +5

      @@audreybailey5139 it's just so easy to mock! Not to mention fun... xD

    •  Год назад +4

      Sarcasm? I think you're misinterpreting things. Don't spread hate. Don't you dare gaslight this above all *decent* comments feed XD

  • @Blakblooded
    @Blakblooded Год назад +103

    When she defiantly proclaimed "I... am... Galadriel!" and snapped her fingers to purge Middle Earth all misogyny and racism, I was awe-struck. Never has a more powerful moment been put to cinema. I dare say it would be a futile endeavor to even try to equal this accomplishment, let alone surpass it.

  • @keithmills9217
    @keithmills9217 Год назад +243

    I need a strong independent woman in my life to protect me against evil men

    • @tanker335
      @tanker335 Год назад +14

      Rosie O'Donnell isn't doing much these days. I'd start there.

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 Год назад +9

      I need a strong woman to save me from myself!

    • @annamiau8116
      @annamiau8116 Год назад +3

      yes. need woman.

    • @legsusmaximus6854
      @legsusmaximus6854 Год назад

      Amen Brother

  • @samdustinchris
    @samdustinchris Год назад +249

    When Galadriel morbed on those guys while singing “Keep on Morbin in the free world!” I cried

    • @jasonmilton
      @jasonmilton Год назад +11

      Queen Mary Sue.. Guyladriel can't not be stop by anyone.. expect for Anti Hero Sauron... I hope that Sauron can put a stop to her.

    • @albertbickel2585
      @albertbickel2585 Год назад +1

      Lol

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope Год назад

      2:03 I know that Peter Jackson used forced perspective instead of CGI to create the difference in size. However the person depicted as smaller must be further away from the camera and further away from the other actor. However in this shot the smaller Hobbits are in front of the other bigger characters. How is this possible??? Does anybody know? Or did they make an exception and use CGI?

    • @samdustinchris
      @samdustinchris Год назад +2

      @@EbonyPope You see, these hobbits are small. But those hobbits, are far away.

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope Год назад

      @@samdustinchris Yes but if they're farther away they would have to layered over Gandalf and the others. Are they using CG for that?

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Год назад +73

    It turns out that the tempest inside of Galadriel was really more of an elongated squeaky fart.

    • @jasonmilton
      @jasonmilton Год назад +8

      Queen Mary Sue.. Guyladriel can not be stop by anyone.. expect for Anti Hero Sauron... I hope that Sauron can put a stop to her.

    • @cmdroppressorb5047
      @cmdroppressorb5047 Год назад +7

      @@jasonmilton Sauron should have been voiced by Kevin Samuels, to hold those leftist queens accountable

    • @quickman2663
      @quickman2663 Год назад +2

      Which also smells like KFC and Taco Bell combined.

    • @manan612
      @manan612 Год назад

      I Hope Sauron burns this shit version of Middle Earth straight to Hell!

    • @Elgsdyr
      @Elgsdyr Год назад

      Her facial expression (in singular) really does mimic that of someone holding in a fart for much too long...

  • @King_Alistair6723
    @King_Alistair6723 Год назад +90

    As Alistair said " Swooping is bad " to Guyladriel, she killed Gargarensis with an Energy blade and the BFG9000, while Atlantis sunk from her Spirit Bomb. TRULLY magnificent.

  • @WolfHeathen
    @WolfHeathen Год назад +270

    This ended every injustice ever seen throughout human history. Thank you, J. D. Payne and Patrick McKay. You're just as brave as the body positive fat women posing in magazines. You are the heroes we've always needed. Thank you for literally saving the entire world.

    • @stupidmilkshake4887
      @stupidmilkshake4887 Год назад

      Ghengis khan, Hitler and other neo facist imperialistic dictators are shrieking in their graves as we speak. Holocaust? Genocide? Oppression? War? This one show to rule them all has leveled the playing field and canceled out all of these atrocities

    • @Arthurdbsxx
      @Arthurdbsxx Год назад +2

      Sarcasm ?

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope Год назад +1

      2:03 I know that Peter Jackson used forced perspective instead of CGI to create the difference in size. However the person depicted as smaller must be further away from the camera and further away from the other actor. However in this shot the smaller Hobbits are in front of the other bigger characters. How is this possible??? Does anybody know? Or did they make an exception and use CGI?

    • @jlhill17
      @jlhill17 Год назад

      @@EbonyPope They had separate footage of the big people and the little people and combined it.

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 Год назад

      You know who you just made me remember? The Grangers (spelling?) from Addam's Family Values (aka. the second movie).
      Their play in the camp is about the same level of writing and self-reflection. Too bad Rings of Power didn't have someone improving the script.

  • @luzcardo8481
    @luzcardo8481 Год назад +57

    "One must wonder if Elrond was desperate or going senile in his old age"
    I laughed so hard I dropped a glass

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 Год назад +7

      His sarcasm is so good that joke came out of left field.

  • @harryv6752
    @harryv6752 Год назад +29

    The part where they put on their rings and shout out after one another, "Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart," and then scream in unison, "GO PLANET," and then Galadriel jumps up into the air and shouts back, "With your powers combined, I am Captain Planet"...
    It was then that I realized just how doomed Middle-earth really was.

    • @hamonryechinaski180
      @hamonryechinaski180 Год назад +4

      I thought it was when Earth, Wind and Fire appeared as harfoots and launched into a medley of their greatest hits to lift everyones spirits.
      So powerful my house reverberated. I wept.

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 Год назад

      They only made Fire, Earth (Adamant) and Air though. Also Captain Planet has weaknesses. He gets weakened be the precise thing he is meant to combat. You can't compare him to Galadriel.

  • @F1rstWorldNomaD
    @F1rstWorldNomaD Год назад +23

    "All your Base are belong to Elf"
    Im fakking deeeead 💀💀💀
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @fattiger2000
    @fattiger2000 Год назад +258

    I am glad someone else finally understands the truly religious experience that is the watching of this show. It takes a truly progressive individual to understand there is no progressing from the sins of your forefathers. Not a single caring motherly woman in sight either. Only the fierce and independent woman the modern world needs.

    • @MrThatsomg
      @MrThatsomg Год назад +4

      well everyone needs to make money to feed the rich

    • @BigChiken44
      @BigChiken44 Год назад +3

      @@MrThatsomg eh? Rich are the ones who make the biggest money, that's why they are rich. That's the definition, no? If you don't want to work for some "rich" - try to start your own business 😏 oh, also if it fails, don't ask for social help money from taxes that paid more by rich

    • @ohamatchhams
      @ohamatchhams Год назад +9

      @@BigChiken44 Rings of Power's main investor which is our ma nama Jeff Bezzos approves your massages I mean messages

    • @Arthurdbsxx
      @Arthurdbsxx Год назад

      There is never been any injustices but what happen in your past... if you live overseas a bit, spent some yeats, you ll know the world isnt as tracherous as you might think..

    • @CordeliaWagner
      @CordeliaWagner Год назад +5

      Women don't have to be motherly. There is more in life than cleaning and cooking and unpaid carelabour. I don't want to breed, but that doesn't mean I am agressive and stupid like Galadriel.

  • @Artdesignandcinema
    @Artdesignandcinema Год назад +33

    I'm a woman, and I approve this message! 👍 . More seriously, I can't believe my eyes and ears when I (try to) watch this show...Professor Tolkien is probably spinning in his grave...

  • @drjuancruz
    @drjuancruz Год назад +15

    As a POC, I feel how all of the imaginary injustices I've suffered since my birth are being cleansed thanks to this virtuous show!

  • @TexGaming
    @TexGaming Год назад +73

    Weird how "empowering" women always leads to making them more like men

    • @MeMe-lx2jw
      @MeMe-lx2jw Год назад

      I've been saying this for years. All these "empowered" women really are just acting like men. They hate being women, which I think is why they support men in drag pretending to be women. They're despicable.

    • @andysalter7192
      @andysalter7192 Год назад

      That's all modern women are in Hollywood, shitty versions of men.
      All the things they call " toxic " in us are all the traits that make a " strong WAHMAN".

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 Год назад

      It's easier make someone worse than to make someone better. You often see that with "genius" characters that make really stupid plans.

    • @andrewmorke
      @andrewmorke Год назад

      Power is an equal opportunity corruptor. Replacing kings with queens is just putting lipstick on the ugly pig face of tyranny.

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 5 месяцев назад

      Like God said, you will desire your husband but he will rule over you. These women desire to be like man, but they can't.

  • @fhetty
    @fhetty Год назад +136

    Ghandi, MLK, even Jesus Christ has not had as much impact on the world as the Rings of Power. To say that this show is changing the way civilization itself is conceived is an understatement. They will sing praises to this monumental television series for literally, thousands of years to come. Rings of Power is cleansing our world of all its sins. This mere mortal falls on his face in awe of this modern marvel of storytelling.

    • @Phantom_Zer0
      @Phantom_Zer0 Год назад +15

      By the end of the entire show in the final season, we will be so advanced thanks to this blessed show that space travel will be obsolete, we will have stargates to other universes. Universes where men still dominate, and then we will cleanse their universe too.
      Such is the power of wahman who needs no man.
      🙏

    • @fhetty
      @fhetty Год назад +4

      @@Phantom_Zer0 😆 🤣

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope Год назад

      2:03 I know that Peter Jackson used forced perspective instead of CGI to create the difference in size. However the person depicted as smaller must be further away from the camera and further away from the other actor. However in this shot the smaller Hobbits are in front of the other bigger characters. How is this possible??? Does anybody know? Or did they make an exception and use CGI?

    • @fhetty
      @fhetty Год назад +3

      @@EbonyPope What the hell are you talking about?

  • @wadenovuk
    @wadenovuk Год назад +29

    My favourite part was when Galadriel said "Because I was inverted" after explaining being in a 4G negative dive with a MiG 28. So funny.

    • @mirzabecevic5037
      @mirzabecevic5037 Год назад +3

      I have no idea what any of these things mean but I laughed at this comment 🤣

  • @deceiver444
    @deceiver444 Год назад +99

    This is another truthfully brave and stunning review of all time.

  • @lcmiracle
    @lcmiracle Год назад +39

    Though I dread the thought, I just know people no more than 10 years from now would watch this video, and take every word at face value, and even whole-heartly agree.

    • @Phantom_Zer0
      @Phantom_Zer0 Год назад +6

      In ten years there will be no trace of this series outside of the videos being done now. 😂

    • @nishidkhode8604
      @nishidkhode8604 Год назад

      @@Phantom_Zer0 😂😂

    • @7yep4336dfgvvh
      @7yep4336dfgvvh Год назад

      #theFutureIsFemale

    • @jonnywaldis8275
      @jonnywaldis8275 Год назад

      Should they continue with their current schedule, the damn thing might still be releasing in 10 years.
      Truly a cultural milestone.

  • @wolftales5203
    @wolftales5203 Год назад +53

    Truly the pinnacle of fiction.
    Can we get much higher?

    • @deceiver444
      @deceiver444 Год назад +3

      No we can't

    • @grandmufftwerkin9037
      @grandmufftwerkin9037 Год назад +4

      Watch it while taking bong hits.

    • @fabianseewald7884
      @fabianseewald7884 Год назад +1

      i´m trying constantly, but it doesn´t work, i just fall asleep 😁

    • @wawaweewa9159
      @wawaweewa9159 Год назад +2

      only is guyladirel is portrayed as her TRUE self,
      a man.

    • @Romulu5
      @Romulu5 Год назад

      Yes. We can. With each episode this show reveals it was wrote by people with less than 30 iq.

  • @JimmyFoxhound
    @JimmyFoxhound Год назад +61

    I can't stop crying!! To be alive at this moment in time, to see justice and equity being given to those long denied it and to see true punishment being brought down on those who's crimes will not be forgotten or forgiven!!! All hail Rings of Power and the enlightened Emperor Bezos!!!

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 Год назад

      Amazon must be proud! So nice when these mega corporations and their super rich owners are fighting for social justice!

  • @treasurecave431
    @treasurecave431 Год назад +53

    The age of white men is over... The age of diversity.... Has come

    • @PolarAnt
      @PolarAnt Год назад +1

      This is not diversity. diversity cannot just apply to black people.

    • @bilbonob548
      @bilbonob548 Год назад

      RELEASE THE PRISONERS

  • @oskariratinen1213
    @oskariratinen1213 Год назад +18

    The absolutely brave stunningry of this show has me flabbergasted. Never in my mind would I have thought that anyone, ever, would conjure up the brunning stavery to write a story where a woman bests every and all men in every field, aspect and capacity with no effort whatsoever. This is so completely never seen before in the slightest that I am in complete and utter awe that someone FINALLY did it!
    This truly is the novel Tolkien never wrote, because he had neither the talent nor the courage to do so. I am so happy that I finally have the privilege to see this masterful storytelling unfold before my eyes, and that I get to plead and apologize for it on my knees right afterwards because of having a privilege as a white male.

  • @TravisWinchester
    @TravisWinchester Год назад +23

    At this point, im just rooting for the wolves…

  • @emitlevart7155
    @emitlevart7155 Год назад +23

    only a brit has the sarcasm to rip this well enough 🤣

  • @giladpallaeon2426
    @giladpallaeon2426 Год назад +15

    What baffles me the most is that the strategy to write cheap scripts on the level of a childrens book while countering every criticism with "You are just racists / sexists" is instrumentalizing anti-racism to guard their capitalistic agenda. It is a modern form of racism. And a big part of the anti-racism / anti-sexism movement is swallowing it like candy.
    I am not disappointed because of the show. It's amazon ... what was everybody expecting? A masterwork like The Fellowship of the Ring? I am disappointed because of (parts of) the anti-racism movement buying this PR-strategy. Meanwhile amazon is counting money; being completely invulnerable with their "accusation of racism" shield. This really has gotten out of hand and will have a negative impact on the online-debate about racism/sexism in modern day entertainment.

  • @georgesst-pierre6596
    @georgesst-pierre6596 Год назад +44

    I can see Amazon reps viewing this and going: " SEE, FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT!" xD

    • @makani9004
      @makani9004 Год назад

      *withdraws copyright claim*

  • @gustavopaez6368
    @gustavopaez6368 Год назад +9

    Before this show I was really sure about going into the world and facing my own situations by myself, sure of my identity and my self-worth, but now I need to see myself everywhere and if I dont see myself I feel attacked and forgotten, thanks for taking my self-esteem away.

  • @bhbluebird
    @bhbluebird Год назад +5

    Finally, a reviewer that gets this show. Thank you, how refreshing to have brilliance, reflect and talk about the absolute, life-changing brilliance this show is.

  • @mvm13
    @mvm13 Год назад +9

    If Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal had a baby, it would be Galadriel.

    • @andrewmorke
      @andrewmorke Год назад

      Men are mothers too. That's what the Rings of Power taught me.

  • @GhostBlade_888
    @GhostBlade_888 Год назад +8

    Behind every empowered woman, a powerful man. ☕️

  • @lexdeobesean
    @lexdeobesean Год назад +23

    If this RUclipsr isn't careful, he might unintentionally gather a sizable following because this is gospel for some folks out there 😂

  • @idiotproofdalek
    @idiotproofdalek Год назад +30

    This show has saved lives, just like Marvel’s Eternals.

  • @gershomtan5879
    @gershomtan5879 Год назад +9

    This channel is gonna blow up. Mark my words. Fucking solid.

  • @infinityswift
    @infinityswift Год назад +32

    PJ can only dream of making a masterpiece like this one 👏👏
    We all should thank Amazon for this amazing show

    • @jasonmilton
      @jasonmilton Год назад +4

      Queen Mary Sue.. Guyladriel can't not be stop by anyone.. expect for Anti Hero Sauron... I hope that Sauron can put a stop to her.

    • @danielschoch4881
      @danielschoch4881 Год назад

      You joking?

    • @infinityswift
      @infinityswift Год назад +4

      @@jasonmilton Yes Team Sauron all the way 🌚

    • @infinityswift
      @infinityswift Год назад +4

      @@danielschoch4881 wasn't that obvious 🤣

    • @danielschoch4881
      @danielschoch4881 Год назад +2

      @@infinityswift Sure but nowadays you cannot be sure. There are effectively people defending this shit.😘

  • @charmingd77
    @charmingd77 Год назад +18

    The hyenas from the lion king ... 😂

  • @rudepug4
    @rudepug4 Год назад +7

    To think not only did they top peter jacksons films.. they elevated the writings of J.R.R Tolkien himself! Im in awe!

  • @k45207
    @k45207 Год назад +13

    Wow, seeing history being made I have no words just goosebumps

  • @deanjones1299
    @deanjones1299 Год назад +9

    Looking forward to seeing this channel explode. Hilarious.

  • @tomsadventures1001
    @tomsadventures1001 Год назад +18

    Thank you for opening my eyes to that evil trilogy. I will now only watch them once a year .😂

  • @jonathanstewart351
    @jonathanstewart351 Год назад +3

    Talk about damning with faint praise! Wow. No mercy. Great stuff! I love it.

  • @DarthMajora
    @DarthMajora Год назад +4

    I'm convinced now that Sauron was good, but Galadriel turned him evil.

    • @stevecarey2030
      @stevecarey2030 Год назад +1

      It was a really bad breakup. Turns out she was seeing Gandalf the homeless wizard the whole time. She blew up his world, do damnit he was gunna blow up hers.

  • @k45207
    @k45207 Год назад +5

    5:00 the singing voice of Susan Boyle and the personality of Shrek 😂😂😂 that’s amazing

    • @jasonmilton
      @jasonmilton Год назад +1

      Queen Mary Sue.. Guyladriel can not be stop by anyone.. expect for Anti Hero Sauron... I hope that Sauron can put a stop to her.

    • @MrGuitz
      @MrGuitz Год назад +1

      @@jasonmilton oh yes yes totally on point with his comment lol

  • @Jacen777
    @Jacen777 Год назад +25

    Seeing Galadriel mercilessly beat up dozens of white men _(in total Mary Sue fashion)_ legit warmed my heart ❤️....
    💚🤢🤮

    • @mornelindeque864
      @mornelindeque864 Год назад

      She's just getting warmed up for those new white orcs 😂💩

  • @magnumopus8695
    @magnumopus8695 Год назад +7

    this is a VERY well put together video, awesome job honestly.

  • @thelogoth
    @thelogoth Год назад +3

    Damn. Your points slaps like a bass sir.

  • @tannerhagen774
    @tannerhagen774 Год назад +66

    I will sometimes imagine this channel as not being sarcastic and showing it to a woke friend of mine to see how he can critique such sarcasm because this is what woke people think they are really doing and it sounds fucking ridiculous when said in plain terms.
    Channel reminds me of the movie “They Live” where he puts on the sunglasses and see’s behind the curtain. Keep doing your thing!

    • @EmilynWood
      @EmilynWood Год назад +1

      I know I want to share it with some woke friends but am kinda afraid it would offend them

    • @goodmusic37
      @goodmusic37 Год назад +4

      @@EmilynWood they would probably love it since their brains are kind of fried already

    • @Nordic_Scandinavia
      @Nordic_Scandinavia Год назад +2

      I love people who also believes that everything should be looked through the lense of race, gender and identity.

  • @Skegfromcraigslist
    @Skegfromcraigslist Год назад +4

    This is a brilliant channel

  • @boydwyatt
    @boydwyatt Год назад +5

    Great stuff. This channel deserves to get huge.

  • @bigeye6606
    @bigeye6606 Год назад +4

    I love how your voice is exactly like that of all those fake sophisticated youtube media critic channels. the only thing you're missing are superficial references to philosophers

  • @michaellanger5671
    @michaellanger5671 Год назад +5

    Where did Guyladriel get her Elven Armour from when she arrived in Numenor in a night gown? But who cares, when she said:"Everything that has a beginning has an end, Neo", I was was crying like the man baby I am!

  • @barryf7253
    @barryf7253 Год назад +3

    I have a partially cloudy with chance of rain in me. I'm only a man.

  • @theculturedjinni
    @theculturedjinni Год назад +12

    Another awesome video about this work of art dedicated to destroy the dark forces of injustice!

  • @HellonearthlABB
    @HellonearthlABB Год назад +80

    Such an underrated channel

    • @officialnoonon
      @officialnoonon Год назад +4

      It is almost brand new, more subscribers will definitely come.

    • @melvinloyalist6758
      @melvinloyalist6758 Год назад +2

      11.9k subscribers. Less than half of what I’d hoped for…more will come.

  • @Bradonthe333
    @Bradonthe333 Год назад +5

    Love the Age of Empires sword sound effects.

  • @TRUMP_American_Hero
    @TRUMP_American_Hero Год назад +4

    I’m done with this series. It’s shocking that they thought they had an unbridled masterpiece on their hands. Think about how many people at Amazon had to of watched season 1 and signed off on it with their stamp of approval.

  • @sonicfish3827
    @sonicfish3827 Год назад +2

    I honestly havent laughed so much since many months. Thank you for this pearl whoever you are. Hugs from Barcelona

  • @unitron2005
    @unitron2005 Год назад +12

    The overly soft manner of speak really sells it. 😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @Ricardo-cl3vs
    @Ricardo-cl3vs Год назад +3

    I have been raised to be a racist and literally a Nazi by my extremely right wing parents. I was hating on POCs and voted for Trump.
    Now, after watching just one episode of this masterpiece, I have become a true philanthropist. I condemn my old ways of thinking, have already spent hundreds of $ to BLM and even began smoking weed and listening to Hip Hop. Thank you, Amazon!

  • @michaelforsythe4335
    @michaelforsythe4335 Год назад +2

    I'm in tears over here............ brilliant.

  • @DarthEvilicus
    @DarthEvilicus Год назад +2

    When Galadriel told the elite numenorian warriors that the best way to kill an orc is to stab it with a sword…truly Shakespeare could only dream of such elegant writing prowess

  • @davidcoleman757
    @davidcoleman757 Год назад +8

    Watching this show has made me a better person. Thanks to Amazon I have repented of the sin of being born with bollocks.

  • @raya8919
    @raya8919 Год назад +3

    "All your base belong to elf" 🤣 OMG ... I had to stop the video becasue I was laughig so hard. I'm still laughing. 😂

  • @cals2889
    @cals2889 Год назад +8

    Wow I didn't even think about the color of the orcs they are literally white now. Sigh that's so cringe

    • @Spartan-oj9dc
      @Spartan-oj9dc Год назад

      Actually the early orcs during the second age were pale which is why they had such weakness to sunlight . The urukhai were darker skinned allowing them to run in sunlight. These are the third age orcs . Sauron was experimenting with orcs to make them more efficient fighting machines .

    • @dronesclubhighjinks
      @dronesclubhighjinks Год назад

      They look pale green here, though. The various orcs, and also the Uruks in the LOTR trilogy had a variety of skin colours. Big differences between Moria orcs and the variety of orcs in Mordor. In the Two Towers when we see the Uruks running in daylight with the two hobbits as captives, they halt as a bunch of orcs step out from behind an outcropping. The Uruks have mottled skin that looks dark blueish with dark brownish spots. In the commentary that accompanies the movie, it was said that their skin had been black initially, but that it was starting to break down because they’ve been in the sunlight. Also, their hair has gone from black to somewhat greyish. They used horse hair for the Uruks. That is the level of detail that the Peter Jackson trilogy had!

  • @catothecensor
    @catothecensor Год назад +5

    The best part is when Guyladriel uses the BFG10k to kill all the men, orcs and white walkers, destroy the Red Keep and sit on the Iron Throne. Totally loved it. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Trippweed
    @Trippweed Год назад +26

    I do so love such succulent sarcasm. Delicious, good Sir... ☺

  • @CraigWard
    @CraigWard Год назад +4

    Challenging white Numenorean comfort. So stunning, so brave.

  • @chrisdals5182
    @chrisdals5182 Год назад +2

    I have never seen rubber ears worn with greater pride.

  • @name-vi6fs
    @name-vi6fs Год назад +1

    There is no progression beyond the sins of your forebears. Stunning.

  • @samdustinchris
    @samdustinchris Год назад +4

    8:31 I was caught off at that Father Ted sound drop🤣 Nice!

  • @stevec9580
    @stevec9580 Год назад +5

    The era of estrogen had me rolling

  • @brentmichael4770
    @brentmichael4770 Год назад +1

    Love your up and coming Channel! Hope you make it on Friday Night Tights soon then later!!

  • @darrellpowell6042
    @darrellpowell6042 Год назад +1

    Please remember the 1 billion price tag for ROP was an Amazon marketing ploy.
    There is NO way they spent that kind of money. ROP looks like an 90's TV fantasy show, like Zena Warrior Princess, but with worst actors and script.

  • @icreateworlds
    @icreateworlds Год назад +3

    We needed a Chanel like this. 👏😎

  • @predragpesic3980
    @predragpesic3980 Год назад +34

    Man you made me laugh,all is true,i hate this show,but i watched every single episode thinking to myself'' Ok it is gonna be better..probablly"
    This is not a comedy,this is billion dollar tragedy

    • @parawtf
      @parawtf Год назад +4

      at this point i watch because it is hilariously bad and helps me sleep.

    • @SarcasticPlotRecaps
      @SarcasticPlotRecaps Год назад +2

      you have to laugh or you'll cry!

    • @bmo5082
      @bmo5082 Год назад +2

      I keep thinking the same thing, it’s got to get better. But it just gets worse.
      A billions dollars spent to make this travesty.

    • @mornelindeque864
      @mornelindeque864 Год назад

      Bro ...they actually made the orcs white...THEY MADE THE ORCS WHITE. Their pandering to the woke in this low quality shitshow is actually funny at this point 😂

  • @DustinBarlow8P
    @DustinBarlow8P Год назад +1

    You all probably missed it, but remember in the Peter Jackson Trilogy, Galadriel fought the entire fellowship and won. Than in a secret scene she fights 100 cave trollls, and wins in under 2 min. Finally she actually kills 7 or 8 balrogs. They where wondering around in the forest so she just wiped them. So stunning and brave. I actually cried for joy the entire movie cause of her example.

  • @krableja2517
    @krableja2517 Год назад +4

    "All the great men have gone missing", I almost choked xD

  • @markpaterson2053
    @markpaterson2053 Год назад +4

    Amazon: "...one show to woke them all and in the lameness blind them."

  • @Lestat21500
    @Lestat21500 Год назад +2

    This is beyond a shadow of a doubt, the best television show in history. Stronk wahman inspired me to be a lesser white male. I quit my job, and now sit at home watching stronk wahman from the comfort of my couch. How silly of me to think I could do anything in my life without stronk wahamen. Galadriel inspired me to give all stronk wahmen the time and space they require to take over this world, and all the jobs. Men don't have the wherewithal nor mental power, to handle any of these modern jobs today. They all belong to stronk wahmen.

  • @1GOD4everyone
    @1GOD4everyone Год назад

    Bro, you crack me up every episode. Keep it up.

  • @Dario-yl7vt
    @Dario-yl7vt Год назад +27

    Dear Sauron , I looked for you when that star is falling.
    You left your symbol, with an ice troll in some northern castle you had forgotten.
    The elven kingdoms are dropping leaves like it is autumn,.
    Gilgalad sent Galadriel away but there was a problem or something.
    But anyways; fuck it, you want to know Durin's been up to man? unlike Elrond. He got his wife pregnant, and is a father. And he found a new mineral to, guess what he's going to call it ?
    He gonna name it Mithril.
    I read about your Uncle Morgoth too, I'm sorry
    He had a Balrog who got killed fighting for a Simiril and the light went to the mountain bottom.
    I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm not a guy just a girl that looks gay.
    Anyways, I hope you get this, Halbrand, hit me back
    Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan.
    This is Elf Stan.

    • @exhostosis
      @exhostosis Год назад +2

      Brilliant!

    • @jasonmilton
      @jasonmilton Год назад +4

      Queen Mary Sue.. Guyladriel can not be stop by anyone.. expect for Anti Hero Sauron... I hope that Sauron can put a stop to her.

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 Год назад +1

      -Slim Lady

  • @ethanbrown7198
    @ethanbrown7198 Год назад +3

    This show makes me weep because it is so powerful in the statements it says and doesn't say on screen

    • @hamonryechinaski180
      @hamonryechinaski180 Год назад

      Me too! When 5ft 2in Galadriel waves her lightened sword and showed her classic (swing, stab, gut) swordplay to the 6ft 2 220lb ineffectual 'warriors' I wept uncontrollable tears as I saw misogyny literally dying in front of me.

  • @gagatube
    @gagatube Год назад +1

    "We wait for you" - the harfoot equivalent of "Thoughts and prayers".

  • @porkflaps4717
    @porkflaps4717 Год назад +1

    LOVE THIS! Keep fighting against the Capitalist Patriarchy! What did they ever do for society except bring about civil liberties and freedom for the individual, upward mobility for said individual using a free market never before afforded in history, creating a middle-class that anyone can attain, electricity, indoor plumbing, the miracles of modern science and technology, an armed citizenry to protect against a tyrannical government, free speech, etc. This Patriarchy is holding back the perfect form of Communism that has never been tried, even though it's been done over and over and every single time it's been tried, dozens of millions die and the citizenry is all equally destitute. BRAVO Woke Critic! BRAVO!

  • @magnuskallas
    @magnuskallas Год назад +4

    "The sea is always right" - Great Thunberg, the co-writer of this masterpiece. Band of woke sisters...

  • @OblateSpheroid
    @OblateSpheroid Год назад +4

    Thank you for your work.

  • @thswinther
    @thswinther Год назад +1

    ..ohh lol..speved the cofee her..!
    Well done and thanks, good Sir.
    Havn't seen a single episode and will not, since I suspected it would go this way - but reviews likethis are an absolute treat.

  • @DesolationAngel101
    @DesolationAngel101 Год назад +3

    Finally, hope for the future! Every day I am brutally oppressed by own reflection in the mirror.

  • @TheUninspiredReviewer
    @TheUninspiredReviewer Год назад +18

    Amazon's The Rings of Power is saving lives!!

    • @mustang607
      @mustang607 Год назад +1

      If you don't watch Amazon's Rings of Power at least twice you're killing people!!!! /s

    • @jasonmilton
      @jasonmilton Год назад +3

      Queen Mary Sue.. Guyladriel can not be stop by anyone.. expect for Anti Hero Sauron... I hope that Sauron can put a stop to her.

    • @danielschoch4881
      @danielschoch4881 Год назад +1

      @@jasonmilton As if the producers will allow that to him.

    • @ACowIsHuge
      @ACowIsHuge Год назад

      @@jasonmilton sauren will probably get killed while being lectured about toxic masculinity

    • @TheUninspiredReviewer
      @TheUninspiredReviewer Год назад

      @@jasonmilton A white man take down a woman! It's blasphemy in modern hollywood's eyes

  • @kazikmajster5650
    @kazikmajster5650 Год назад +5

    The more I learn about RoP the more I cannot understand how did they manage to combine the greatest fantasy source ever with half a billion dollars and make total garbage out of it.

  • @TheDarkslayer1987
    @TheDarkslayer1987 Год назад +2

    Man I love this channel

  • @ruperterskin2117
    @ruperterskin2117 Год назад +1

    Right on. Thanks for sharing.

  • @killtrigger16
    @killtrigger16 Год назад +4

    As a male progressive, social justice, lgbtq, nonbinary, vegan, feminist, I find no ounce sarcasm in this video.