How Asian Parents Compare You to Your Cousin

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
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  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe  2 года назад +4152

    Head to keeps.com/stevenhe to get 50% off your first order of hair loss treatment.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +4277

    "Only language you speak is FAILURE!"
    That's some emotional damage.

    • @ToadTWE
      @ToadTWE 2 года назад +42

      Child: Breathes
      Their Parents: And I took that personally

    • @HeyElii03
      @HeyElii03 2 года назад +5

      wassup

    • @diobrando5844
      @diobrando5844 2 года назад +4

      Nani? No one here?

    • @gl1tch259
      @gl1tch259 2 года назад +8

      @Steven Shorts 🅥 no, I don’t think it is

    • @Yashiro205
      @Yashiro205 2 года назад +10

      Asian Kid: *becomes Elon Musk*
      Asian Parents: “this is not how you supposed to play the game”

  • @coltranemcmane8026
    @coltranemcmane8026 2 года назад +27094

    "He got 15 years work experience. He's 9." Timmy is the exact kind of person jobs are looking for these days! 😄

    • @angelica9311
      @angelica9311 2 года назад +1196

      You are so right. I've seen many job ads requiring years of experience for entry level jobs. "Entry level" is supposed to be a first job, but they want you to have had a job before your first job!

    • @好吧-h6k
      @好吧-h6k 2 года назад +422

      There’s a reason Timmy spent 6 years in the womb

    • @ElleInc
      @ElleInc 2 года назад +212

      Right job says entry level in description then wants 10 years of experience. 🤔

    • @quandalegamingthe3rd188
      @quandalegamingthe3rd188 2 года назад +108

      Timmy had a job before he was born

    • @justinshen6060
      @justinshen6060 2 года назад +55

      Don’t forget child labor

  • @gamemastersix3959
    @gamemastersix3959 2 года назад +2698

    "We had to play in the 150 degree sun barefoot in the snow"
    Timmy's just so good of a cousin he can literally break the laws of the universe itself.

  • @FieryPheonix-pq8sh
    @FieryPheonix-pq8sh 8 месяцев назад +173

    “Timmy looks like Tom Holland. You look like THANK YOU NEXT!” I’m dead 💀🤣

    • @FawnsBestie
      @FawnsBestie 3 месяца назад +8

      Lol I couldn't breathe at that part 😂

  • @mrnigelng
    @mrnigelng 2 года назад +1511

    FUIYOH thanks for the MSG callout 😋

    • @elwaryn
      @elwaryn 2 года назад +15

      Chili jam! LOLOLOLOL

    • @FD-zx4ol
      @FD-zx4ol 2 года назад +10

      How this only got like 62 likes. Its from uncle roger

    • @asiangaming8409
      @asiangaming8409 2 года назад +5

      FUIYOH!

    • @ginnyweasley2722
      @ginnyweasley2722 2 года назад +40

      Today I found a Jamie Oliveoil book in my girlfriend's kitchen. It was hard, but I managed to not break up immideately. Instead, I showed her your videos. After she got enlightened we drowned the book in olive oil, burned it and made some proper egg fried rice on the fire. Our relationship was put to the test but we overcame the challenge, the ultimate proof of love.

    • @jessievecchio
      @jessievecchio 2 года назад +2

      Ayyyy uncle roger

  • @althor1247
    @althor1247 2 года назад +977

    As someone with ADHD, I also walked it off, sadly it followed me home afterwards beat the shit out of me and hasn’t left me alone since. Aw well good luck to Timmy.

    • @arky5674
      @arky5674 2 года назад +10

      im pretty sure he said "worked it off"

    • @dragon-du6ew
      @dragon-du6ew 2 года назад

      Finally it's here (it's not a real link) ruclips.net/video/AAAAAAAAAAA/видео.html

    • @juanjotur114
      @juanjotur114 2 года назад +4

      From Spain, this is me too. You are not alone

    • @jerm2332
      @jerm2332 2 года назад +9

      @@arky5674 I think it works both ways

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 2 года назад +9

      Clearly the solution is to never stop running. Sleep is for the weak anyways.

  • @v0id3d55
    @v0id3d55 2 года назад +3113

    "Timmy had to send in his test by pigeon" made me burst out of laughter

    • @bharatsadhnani4370
      @bharatsadhnani4370 2 года назад +19

      Oh he said pigeon I thought he said pager 📟.

    • @mysticsoul8809
      @mysticsoul8809 2 года назад +6

      @@bharatsadhnani4370 he said pager only ..

    • @tllt4765
      @tllt4765 2 года назад +1

      I thought he said pension

    • @v0id3d55
      @v0id3d55 2 года назад +4

      Subtitles never lie

    • @vanessachen2043
      @vanessachen2043 2 года назад +2

      The same here🤣LOL

  • @rushikarockiam5941
    @rushikarockiam5941 2 года назад +216

    'he learned calculus on the back of milk cartons' had me dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @missyquill5709
    @missyquill5709 2 года назад +2596

    "Only language you speak is failure!" Wow, that one hit home! And I was a doctor at 22. Yay Asian parents.

  • @nathandoancomedy
    @nathandoancomedy 2 года назад +4766

    Hi Steven, would you be interested in working as a “Your Cousin”? We think you’re the perfect failure to represent our company. We can pay you $7.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 года назад +2172

      Oh that’s more money than I’ve made in my entire acting career. I’ll take it.

    • @atree86
      @atree86 2 года назад +145

      @@StevenHe lmao

    • @BananaRamaa
      @BananaRamaa 2 года назад +83

      I’m interested! Or maybe it’s the fact that since I don’t have any cousins my Asian parents compare me to every living creature…TT

    • @dragonsplayz1271
      @dragonsplayz1271 2 года назад +13

      yes

    • @Randomstuff-up1eq
      @Randomstuff-up1eq 2 года назад

      @@StevenHe how much vietnam dong you make yearly

  • @ldunno..
    @ldunno.. 2 года назад +2695

    “Jesus can walk on water, Timmy can run.” I’m dead

    • @Sandy-rw2fj
      @Sandy-rw2fj 2 года назад +7

      That’s the other video

    • @ldunno..
      @ldunno.. 2 года назад +31

      @@Sandy-rw2fj it’s at the end of this one

    • @Suzuha_Amane
      @Suzuha_Amane Год назад

      Jesus is a failure

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot Год назад +1

      Funny our Asian pastor got canned for saying the same thing

    • @AmosNg555
      @AmosNg555 Год назад +3

      Asian Dad: *Contacts Me On His Phone*
      Me: *Picks Up My Phone* What?
      Asian Dad: Son, your Grandparents cannot make it.
      Me: What!? Ok! I'm coming over! *Accelerates My Blue Aprilla Motorbike To The Hospital*
      *45 Mins Later*
      Me: Grandma! Grandpa! I'm sorry I did not come over to your place. Please forgive me?
      Asian Grandpa: Our Grandson we can forgive you.........
      *Asian Grandparents Died In Ward*
      Asian Dad: Mom! Dad! I'm sorry for being such a failure. Doc, is there anything that you can bring my parents back?
      Doctor: I cannot save them I'm sorry.
      Asian Mom: Ok. We won't pressure you.
      Me: *Angrily Left The Hospital Ward*
      Asian Sister: I'm sorry lil brother.
      Me: Until now then you apologize to me?
      Asian Brother: But......
      Me: Shut your mouth big brother! Our sibling relationship is forever broken! Now you guys can have fun living with your Girlfriend & Boyfriend! Also, you will watch Mom & Dad when I'm not around! *Wears My Blue HJC Full Face Helmet & Gets On My Blue Aprilla Motorbike & Accelerates On The Road*

  • @GainDamage
    @GainDamage Год назад +891

    "He had ADHD. He walked it off."
    As someone with ADHD myself, this had me bursting out laughing 😂

    • @ivaolo
      @ivaolo Год назад +6

      same XD

    • @espieviolet6535
      @espieviolet6535 Год назад +3

      Same bro, same 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hso5485
      @hso5485 Год назад +1

      I thought he said he worked it off

    • @Ariel_Simms
      @Ariel_Simms Год назад +16

      *HDHD

    • @henrygambles3652
      @henrygambles3652 Год назад +3

      Me too(technically I have ADD but that line me made laugh so hard I almost burst my own lungs!)

  • @someonewholovesdog
    @someonewholovesdog 2 года назад +5151

    As an Asian child, this is exactly what happens to me. But instead of comparing me with my cousins, my mom compare me to her own childhood.

    • @manbeman1819
      @manbeman1819 2 года назад +299

      then compare her with someone else's childhood

    • @謝宗佑-u1m
      @謝宗佑-u1m 2 года назад +55

      @@manbeman1819 damnnn

    • @謝宗佑-u1m
      @謝宗佑-u1m 2 года назад +32

      @@manbeman1819 damnnn

    • @DominicThao205
      @DominicThao205 2 года назад +142

      Also as an Asian child I can’t do anything correct supposedly. Everything I talk about is somehow turned into a lecture.. 😭😭😭

    • @Nomadiane
      @Nomadiane 2 года назад +18

      Me and my family aren't Asian BUT what you said @Someone is exactly what happens to me !

  • @taroumaru9341
    @taroumaru9341 2 года назад +5221

    "Only language you speak is FAILURE." That is gold. Got me laughing so hard.

  • @RyanX830
    @RyanX830 2 года назад +1284

    As an Asian child, I can agree this is 100% true and accurate, as exaggerated as it may sound, this is so damn accurate. This is excactly how I grew up as a child

  • @Tailo.̊-d3j
    @Tailo.̊-d3j Год назад +75

    "back in china, we used to roundhouse kick eachother in da face" got me rolling on the ground that was a perfect ending 💀

  • @ReddCinema
    @ReddCinema 2 года назад +10730

    Steven never disappoints! ❤️

  • @MacoPlayz
    @MacoPlayz 2 года назад +3156

    “He made a violin out of orange peels. He learned to play Mozart by listening to the McDonald’s jingle” This part made me laugh so hard

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 2 года назад +236

    This is so true

    • @tomokokuroki5216
      @tomokokuroki5216 2 года назад +1

      verdade

    • @bullymaguire6942
      @bullymaguire6942 2 года назад

      @ayong💋 WHO THE HAIL CREATED YOU TO SAY THIS EVERYWHERE OKAY YOU THE REAL ONE WHO SPEAK FAILURE
      Ps: Steven is still a failure

    • @DustJaniel
      @DustJaniel 2 года назад

      @ayong💋 girl what

    • @RedRiotRBLX
      @RedRiotRBLX 2 года назад

      ok

  • @Wubsy96
    @Wubsy96 Год назад +417

    Timmy was so kind to his parents, he drove them to the hospital when his mom was about to give birth.

    • @andypaulocelli109
      @andypaulocelli109 Год назад +16

      LMAO 🤣

    • @adifferentcase2250
      @adifferentcase2250 Год назад +12

      So great, I'm done.

    • @AmosNg555
      @AmosNg555 Год назад

      Asian Parents should be ashamed of themselves.

    • @claireshi7384
      @claireshi7384 11 месяцев назад +5

      Timmy also paid her mom's hospital bill and gave her unlimited paid maternity leave

    • @TempestGD01
      @TempestGD01 5 месяцев назад +2

      Nope, I'm dead

  • @EchotaisHealing
    @EchotaisHealing 2 года назад +586

    "We had to play in the 150 degree sun barefoot in the snow!" oh my goodness, you had me laughing so hard with that one!

    • @searlyt
      @searlyt 2 года назад +17

      it was probably 150 degrees celsius too

    • @pedrohenrich167
      @pedrohenrich167 2 года назад +3

      @@searlyt but, but that is even worse...

    • @searlyt
      @searlyt 2 года назад +6

      @@pedrohenrich167 thats the point, because timmy is so tough

    • @elib9002
      @elib9002 2 года назад +7

      Timmy was there before physics was invited so it could be freezing and frying, AT THAH SAME TIME!!!

    • @phoenixomega3641
      @phoenixomega3641 2 года назад

      I was looking for this right here!

  • @Marvz_
    @Marvz_ 2 года назад +590

    I didn't really care when my parents compare me to my cousins/neighbours/classmates cause I just got used to it, my reaction to my mom comparing me to them was just "ok that's cool" and then starts scolding me the entire day

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 года назад +120

      HAHAH you are built different

    • @d3lsl0w
      @d3lsl0w 2 года назад +6

      American grown asian kids always come back with comparisons of the Uncles/Aunties.

    • @Rumym8
      @Rumym8 2 года назад

      unless you are super useless parents are probably doing that coz they are jealous of them or something coz they probably brag about how good their son is

    • @CristanioPeweyyy
      @CristanioPeweyyy 2 года назад +5

      Don't let her treat you like that.
      Parents are suppose to love you.

    • @your_fat_self
      @your_fat_self 2 года назад

      @Steven Не 🅥 Screw u I knew it was a rickroll
      Haki

  • @delilahs8037
    @delilahs8037 2 года назад +852

    I love that when Steven started making these, they were kinda realistic but since then they've gotten more and more insane and I am here for that transformation

    • @williamhogrider4136
      @williamhogrider4136 2 года назад +6

      1:52 When Steven says "He's Nine" , That was so much realistic, I watched it 0.25x.

    • @ifxha
      @ifxha 2 года назад +7

      These are realistic. As an Asian, believe me it doesn't stop 🤣

  • @shadowcollins4589
    @shadowcollins4589 Год назад +63

    The greying out and sad music exactly reflects my experience as an Asian American child. I mean it's really funny but at the same time I think about all the actual emotional damage it did to me and how 20 years later I'm still working on fixing it. This is very very accurate. Impossible demands and expectations are around you all the time and if you don't meet them then it's like you're not only a failure but you are rejected by the family so to speak

    • @p15209
      @p15209 Год назад +3

      This channel gives tips on emotional damage.

    • @thisarchanabahuguna
      @thisarchanabahuguna 9 месяцев назад

      Indians- no different.

  • @thuyhoang2600
    @thuyhoang2600 2 года назад +1581

    "You think Timmy could afford violins? He made one out of orange peel."
    "He learnt to play Mozart from listening to the McDonald's jingle."
    "Now he plays in his sleep."
    My Asian Twosetter heart is killing me and I'm still laughing my left lung out.

    • @LittleRadicalThinker
      @LittleRadicalThinker 2 года назад +29

      And Timmy did that before he's 9.

    • @manbeman1819
      @manbeman1819 2 года назад +4

      he plays in his sleep or because he's dead? that's what he got from eating orange peel and mcd

    • @tomaram6938
      @tomaram6938 2 года назад +1

      😂

    • @quantumpixel1482
      @quantumpixel1482 2 года назад

      @Praise Jesus, Repent or Likewise Perish Amen

    • @someone-rr7fz
      @someone-rr7fz 2 года назад

      laughing your left lung? what about the other one?
      starting a business ?

  • @bavanii.8334
    @bavanii.8334 2 года назад +446

    What is accurate is, how Steven said just a single sentence and his dad starts getting angry and lectures him by shouting. He even brought up his relatives out of nowhere and discourages him even further. It happens with me and my mom all the time. 😭

    • @jvestabillo3546
      @jvestabillo3546 2 года назад

      Then talk back to your mom and tell her that she's wrong and if she doesnt listen she is ignorant

    • @RandomGuy-om1vy
      @RandomGuy-om1vy 2 года назад +1

      *B*

  • @hellojowo
    @hellojowo 2 года назад +526

    "Back in China we used to roundhouse kick each other in the face" 🤣🤣💀💀
    I can't get enough of Steven's Dad! Please keep these coming!

  • @Lightt_wolff
    @Lightt_wolff Год назад +54

    1:39 - his face says - "Dont do it. Dont say it. Dont do it."
    Few seconds later. "Hes probably not very athletic then.."
    2:08. Why........

  • @BrickbyBrick_Productions
    @BrickbyBrick_Productions 2 года назад +434

    His Dad’s screensaver is just himself… what a legend.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 года назад +50

      HAHA

    • @TG-wt5yr
      @TG-wt5yr 2 года назад

      @Steven Не 🅥 am I getting hacked for clicking on this link?

    • @YutaOkkotsu3-7
      @YutaOkkotsu3-7 2 года назад +2

      @@TG-wt5yr that one is a bot

    • @tuba_supremacy
      @tuba_supremacy 2 года назад

      @@TG-wt5yr it’s an ice cream recipe with a rickroll in the middle.

  • @FactumImFactio
    @FactumImFactio 2 года назад +315

    The "WHAT THE HEEEEEELL" when mentioning Timmy's athleticism.... that was a new sonic dimension of humour that I just loved! Excellent!

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 года назад +26

      HA HA imagine if it becomes another meme

    • @FactumImFactio
      @FactumImFactio 2 года назад +2

      @@StevenHe I think there are enough different soundbites of Asian Dad that he deserves a placeboing style remix (placeboing - the "Turn the freaking frogs gay" remix guy)

    • @frinzethoneesteban2996
      @frinzethoneesteban2996 2 года назад

      @Depp so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?

    • @frinzethoneesteban2996
      @frinzethoneesteban2996 2 года назад

      @Steven Shorts 🅥 so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?

  • @MichaelAres
    @MichaelAres 2 года назад +365

    The most underrated line that you’ve ever said was, “Those same two lions, they do my TAXES!”
    I think about that almost daily 😂

    • @marciobaldoceda8538
      @marciobaldoceda8538 2 года назад +1

      His dad puts everyone to work…….poor two lions 🤣

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 2 года назад +2

      Glad to see that I'm not the only one

    • @muhsalihu
      @muhsalihu 2 года назад +1

      Are there two lions on the IRS logo?

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 2 года назад

      @@muhsalihu I think you are thinking of something else

  • @miraculouslybesties1681
    @miraculouslybesties1681 Год назад +1215

    “WE HAD TO PLAY IN THE HUNDRED DEGREE SUN… BAREFOOT… IN THE SNOW!”
    I actually laughed for like an hour about that 😂 it makes no sense
    How u gonna play in 100 degree heat while it’s snowing

    • @kalistaredacted2808
      @kalistaredacted2808 Год назад +144

      Oh... back in his dad's time, physics wasn't invented yet.

    • @eggboiisjacked.
      @eggboiisjacked. Год назад +23

      Fr it be like it’s so hot the air turned to snow

    • @王翊庭-p6o
      @王翊庭-p6o Год назад +36

      As an Asian, yes this is what our parents will tell us😂

    • @skylarwarren2496
      @skylarwarren2496 Год назад +17

      Because the snow is on FIRE!!!!

    • @KnucklesForSkull
      @KnucklesForSkull Год назад +13

      No excuses. You make NO EXCUSES

  • @cloroxbleach7554
    @cloroxbleach7554 2 года назад +96

    1:59
    > 150° temp
    > Barefoot in the snow

  • @faicotone
    @faicotone 2 года назад +1341

    as the cousin that other cousins got compared to, I can tell you that the lack of emotional damage from judgement is thoroughly compensated by the suffocating pressure to reach the level of excellence everyone expects you to.

    • @Arvl.
      @Arvl. 2 года назад +6

      lol

    • @multistanshines0504
      @multistanshines0504 2 года назад +42

      OMG- I'm literally the same!!! I get so much pressure when I'm having my test cuz my family gives me so much frickin anxiety

    • @multistanshines0504
      @multistanshines0504 2 года назад +58

      Also it feels kinda awkward when your cousins are in front of you and you see their parents scolding them bc they are not as good as you... I feel bad for them😔

    • @wesleytsang3632
      @wesleytsang3632 2 года назад +3

      same man, same

    • @yoojingin1562
      @yoojingin1562 2 года назад +3

      So true. That's how things balance the damage scale😂

  • @sagardoriya
    @sagardoriya 2 года назад +115

    That joke where you said back where we can from we play in 150 degrees barefoot on snow literally had me dying with laughter.

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 2 года назад +1

      Dey so poor dey cannot afford teh termodynamix, la. Yu have dat and physics and shoes and still play like failure!

  • @Insanity40509
    @Insanity40509 Год назад +19

    "Timmy got HDHD, What is he a flat screen tv" uhh attention deficient disorder and you know what he did... he walked it off, *slap* what?" was the BEST line

  • @AidenAlas
    @AidenAlas 2 года назад +463

    The way steven exhausts after giving the whole lecture about Timmy and then screams "WHAT THE HELLLLLLL" just makes me laugh so hard 😂

    • @frinzethoneesteban2996
      @frinzethoneesteban2996 2 года назад

      @Steven Shorts 🅥 so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?

    • @maahir44
      @maahir44 2 года назад +1

      @Steven Shorts 🅥 can I say.....WHAT DA HAIL

    • @f5b_hq
      @f5b_hq 2 года назад +1

      SAME 😂😂

  • @abbeymarshall8948
    @abbeymarshall8948 2 года назад +763

    "Remember your cousin Timmy? He has 15 years work experience...he is 9!" Got me 😂, Steven never fails to make me laugh!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад

      I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on RUclips. I already make a lot of money on RUclips. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, ab

    • @karl-heinzgohr944
      @karl-heinzgohr944 2 года назад

      2 bots

    • @bento_cat9124
      @bento_cat9124 2 года назад

      Finish high school, don’t go to college

  • @typarsec1369
    @typarsec1369 2 года назад +295

    The true acting here is that Steven can keep a straight face for any of these amazing jokes

    • @bruhwtf2662
      @bruhwtf2662 2 года назад +1

      Finally its here

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 года назад +2

      Baha

    • @typarsec1369
      @typarsec1369 2 года назад

      @@StevenHe in all seriousness, the skits are wonderful

  • @kenzarezyarifin1076
    @kenzarezyarifin1076 Год назад +30

    "Timmy learn calculus from the back of milk cartons"
    LMAO

  • @bappidas8713
    @bappidas8713 2 года назад +116

    Timmy was so self reliant that he assisted the doctors while his own delivery.

    • @Gunsmith-rj5ur
      @Gunsmith-rj5ur 2 года назад +2

      That means he came to the world... BOTH WAYS.

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 2 года назад +3

      @@Gunsmith-rj5ur BAREFOOT

    • @rayithoc3734
      @rayithoc3734 2 года назад

      Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo.
      250 sentadillas son unos CASUAL.centre.BABY muchas y un buen ejercicio.
      5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados😍👍💓
      Saludos desde la Cd.. de world los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer..

    • @hyewon_6311
      @hyewon_6311 2 года назад

      Indonesian look like Indian

  • @TrainMaster5097
    @TrainMaster5097 2 года назад +236

    “Timmy learned calculus from the back of milk cartons!” You sold me with that one. Keep it up! ✊🏾👌🏾

    • @larondahicks5233
      @larondahicks5233 2 года назад +3

      I had to think about that one for a second before I court on

  • @olaniyiopeyemi195
    @olaniyiopeyemi195 2 года назад +840

    While saying "Timmy has to send his texts through a pigeon" Steven almost broke character 😅 Good job as always.

    • @ToddlerTornadoTomato
      @ToddlerTornadoTomato 2 года назад +3

      Genshin refrence?

    • @rayithoc3734
      @rayithoc3734 2 года назад

      Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo.
      250 sentadillas son unos CASUAL.centre.BABY muchas y un buen ejercicio.
      5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados😍👍💓
      Saludos desde la Cd.. de world los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer..

    • @ash_-_skyle
      @ash_-_skyle 2 года назад

      @Steven Shorts 🅥 Df, I even fell for it.

    • @susanaa.6692
      @susanaa.6692 2 года назад

      @@ToddlerTornadoTomato Sucrose, was that you?😂

  • @_racoon_7778
    @_racoon_7778 Год назад +27

    2:01 " back in china we used to round house kick each other in the face!" Hahaha that part killed me the most ❤😂

  • @faceonnailsdonehairdid
    @faceonnailsdonehairdid 2 года назад +470

    Stephen's dad: "Where's your Masters degree?"
    Stephen: "I'm an actor, I don't really need a Masters degree"
    Stephen's dad: "You mean you're unemployed and do acting on the side." ☠️

    • @rajsanghvi5478
      @rajsanghvi5478 2 года назад +11

      That was the most serious REAL Burn

    • @rayithoc3734
      @rayithoc3734 2 года назад

      Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo.
      250 sentadillas son unos CASUAL.centre.BABY muchas y un buen ejercicio.
      5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados😍👍💓
      Saludos desde la Cd.. de world los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer..

  • @gtaviation6924
    @gtaviation6924 2 года назад +135

    the relatable level this has is so high, i get emotional damage by just remembering it

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 года назад +9

      HAHAHAH this channel is all of our therapy

    • @khaledm.1476
      @khaledm.1476 2 года назад

      I hate this cursed reply section

  • @claireshi7384
    @claireshi7384 2 года назад +912

    Timmy: Works 5 jobs at the same time for 15 years
    Also Timmy: can't afford a chair

    • @themesongfan452
      @themesongfan452 Год назад +93

      And that's the point at which Steven's dad, backed into a corner of his own contradiction, simply pulled off his sandal and said, "I will send you to Jesus."

    • @claireshi7384
      @claireshi7384 Год назад +9

      @@themesongfan452 lol 😂😂

    • @JaharNarishma
      @JaharNarishma Год назад

      He is a child and child labour is illegal. Therefore he doesn't get payed.
      It's all for bragging rights.

    • @davidg4789
      @davidg4789 Год назад

      Chairs weren't invented yet

    • @jayman1772
      @jayman1772 Год назад +37

      That's because Timmy had to pay for the whole village elders on livesupport. (Who did the same thing as timmy when they were young just for all of china, of course)

  • @chef7658
    @chef7658 2 года назад +495

    "He got ADHD and he walked it off!"
    That line is amazing.

    • @zerjiozerjio
      @zerjiozerjio 2 года назад +10

      As someone with ADHD whose immigrant dad thinks in exactly those terms, I felt so seen!!

    • @manbeman1819
      @manbeman1819 2 года назад +6

      any children will have adhd if their parents are like that

    • @zahranx8388
      @zahranx8388 2 года назад +1

      HDHD*

  • @nanidafaq7626
    @nanidafaq7626 2 года назад +117

    laughed hard at "what is he, a flat screen tv?" that was really unexpected and hilarious

  • @zagginox
    @zagginox Год назад +22

    "Timmy had to send in his tests by pigeon!" made me laugh so hard :D

  • @ClashwithAxersion
    @ClashwithAxersion 2 года назад +127

    The fact Steven's dad is emotionally damaging Steven while watching emotional damage on his computer makes this perfect! I love your videos, they're so relatable to my life 😂

    • @rayithoc3734
      @rayithoc3734 2 года назад

      Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo.
      250 sentadillas son unos CASUAL.centre.BABY muchas y un buen ejercicio.
      5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados😍👍💓
      Saludos desde la Cd.. de world los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer..

    • @hyewon_6311
      @hyewon_6311 2 года назад

      Indonesian look like Indian

  • @manorathbhatt9217
    @manorathbhatt9217 2 года назад +81

    I love the line JESUS CAN WALK ON WATER , TIMMY CAN RUN 🤣🤣🤣

    • @VFJosh84
      @VFJosh84 2 года назад

      Got sent to Jesus by Steven’s dad earlier. :)

  • @jamescyriac1771
    @jamescyriac1771 2 года назад +311

    “Learned calculus from the back of milk cartons”
    Dude you never fail to make me laugh 😂😂😂

  • @FawnsBestie
    @FawnsBestie 3 месяца назад +2

    You know how you see waves in the water? Thats Timmy running.

  • @hcup222
    @hcup222 2 года назад +791

    "Why can't you be as handsome as timmy"
    "He looks like Tom Holland "
    "You look like Thank you Next"

  • @jmesias12345678
    @jmesias12345678 2 года назад +1505

    2:00 " Back in China we used to roundhouse kick each other in the face!" got me so hard, I can't stop laughing everytime

  • @manny7574
    @manny7574 Год назад +22

    Timmy built a dishwasher with machine learning out of Legos and sold it to Microsoft!! 😂😆🤣

  • @LadyTaurus95
    @LadyTaurus95 2 года назад +113

    I sometimes feel bad for finding these so funny, but my Asian friends tell me that is actually pretty on point 😂

    • @frinzethoneesteban2996
      @frinzethoneesteban2996 2 года назад

      @Steven Shorts 🅥 so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?

    • @chickensky1121
      @chickensky1121 2 года назад +2

      My mom is Chinese, and I have a lot of Asian friends, so I can attest to this.
      It is a genuine issue and I do think Asian parents are pretty overbearing sometimes, but there's no shame in finding Steven He funny, I do as well. :)

    • @cabbagedestroyer1693
      @cabbagedestroyer1693 2 года назад +1

      Asian parents want us to achievement everything that they failed to achievement.

    • @renaesessions1228
      @renaesessions1228 2 года назад

      nah

  • @rectitude007
    @rectitude007 2 года назад +146

    “He’s got 15 years years of experience. He’s 9”
    Ah yes, 9 years in his lifetime and 6 years got carried over from his last afterlife. Exactly the same concept as how Ling Ling practice 40 hours a day.

  • @Star_Bolt
    @Star_Bolt Год назад +8

    He forgot to mention that Timmy ran out of time to sleep as he's too busy running a job on the side... So he slept FASTER!!

  • @onionlamento
    @onionlamento 2 года назад +178

    *''HE WALKED IT OFF!''*
    Timmy is the kind of guy that would make the onions cry instead, when chopping them.

  • @Cutterion
    @Cutterion 2 года назад +119

    "He's probably not athletic then-"
    "𝙒 𝙃 𝘼 𝙏 𝙏 𝙃 𝙀 𝙃 𝙀 𝙇 𝙇"
    IT gets me everytime

    • @dmkbnin5129
      @dmkbnin5129 2 года назад

      @ayong💋 tf

    • @Cutterion
      @Cutterion 2 года назад

      @ayong💋 WHAT THE HELL???

  • @brodenmckinney8168
    @brodenmckinney8168 2 года назад +185

    I'm so proud of Stephen, in 2020 he was like "Here is where I would put a sponsor if I had one, by the way my dad says to buy Beijing Corn"
    Now Stephen has so many sponsors he has to pick. Bet Timmy can't do THAT.

    • @bakhromr9574
      @bakhromr9574 2 года назад +2

      Fr bro, I remember when he had under 100K subs

    • @josephpena6181
      @josephpena6181 28 дней назад

      What the hail u say Timmy was sponsored by Nike for soccer team he was captain

  • @djenebasidibe468
    @djenebasidibe468 Год назад +3

    "I gave him a lego set once. He built a dishwasher." 🤣🤣

  • @gin2396
    @gin2396 2 года назад +44

    I can just imagine timmy's dad going
    " so you want to eat authentic asian food, look at your cousin steven, he has to eat panda express, PANDA EXPRESS!!!!"

  • @beast2op
    @beast2op 2 года назад +72

    1:46 that "What the hell ......."
    Was kinda funny

    • @b-o-n-j-o-u-r
      @b-o-n-j-o-u-r 2 года назад +12

      Kinda? My grandpa woke up from his grave from how funny this is

    • @beast2op
      @beast2op 2 года назад +6

      @@b-o-n-j-o-u-r 😂

  • @joshuamathewshine
    @joshuamathewshine Год назад +10

    lmao"he got 15 yrs work experience, and he is 9" this line always gets me 💀💀

  • @ivannar1904
    @ivannar1904 2 года назад +195

    “He’s probably not very athletic then”
    “WHAT THE HAYLLLLL!”
    I was laughing for a good half hour after this

  • @ibrahimgonzales2786
    @ibrahimgonzales2786 2 года назад +17

    "We had to play in the 150° sun...barefoot...in the snow." Damn that's some crazy weather

  • @muhammadahmad9583
    @muhammadahmad9583 2 года назад +54

    "Timmy learns calculus from the back of milk cartons" Had me laughing hard 😂

  • @elizabethluetzow2288
    @elizabethluetzow2288 Год назад +14

    I love watching the staring they do back and forth.So cool.

  • @Justin-eu4rr
    @Justin-eu4rr 2 года назад +141

    As an asian this is true, the fact that my grades is always higher than my cousin yet my parents still find a way to compare me is amazing

    • @tpl2023
      @tpl2023 2 года назад +9

      they need to be higher than Timmy's

    • @CristanioPeweyyy
      @CristanioPeweyyy 2 года назад +2

      You need a homie to put your parents in their place.

    • @subayyarkhannotinuse8615
      @subayyarkhannotinuse8615 2 года назад +1

      "Look at your cousin, he makes one million dollar a day just by fixing cars in his country and you can't even make 100,000 sitting in U.s" -my parents 😂

  • @cowboy4472
    @cowboy4472 2 года назад +53

    “We had to play in the 150 degree heat bare foot.... in the snow” had me dying 😂😂

  • @ankushvasireddy8871
    @ankushvasireddy8871 2 года назад +41

    HE WALKED IT OFF 💀💀

    • @luftwaffle3766
      @luftwaffle3766 2 года назад

      @The Game Shorts 🅥 who’s here? Your dad? Nah that won’t ever happen.

    • @loola8908
      @loola8908 2 года назад

      "Timmy has HDHD!!"
      "What is he, a flat screen TV?"
      LMFAO 😭

  • @NetherEd-h5v
    @NetherEd-h5v 2 месяца назад +1

    "He learned calculus from the back of milk cartons"
    You have earned my respect

  • @brandonfu3753
    @brandonfu3753 2 года назад +82

    1:10 "HE DIDN EVEN HAVE ELECTRICITY"
    i kid you not, my power went out the moment he said that.

  • @Saetaima_yessir
    @Saetaima_yessir 2 года назад +164

    Steven: thinking what he would say next. “He is not very athletic then”
    Also Steven: knowing that his dad gonna go insane

  • @gregoryobrien9838
    @gregoryobrien9838 2 года назад +29

    “He learned to play Mozart from the McDonalds jingle”
    That one got me good

  • @debashisnayak0101
    @debashisnayak0101 Год назад +3

    Steven's dad- Timmy's got HDHD.
    Steven- What is he a flat screen tv.
    This got me goooood i listened to it like a 43 times.

  • @kjllor7000
    @kjllor7000 2 года назад +294

    Steven:"Oh man this is hard."
    Steven's dad turns around:"What the hell you say?!"
    Steven never fails to make me laugh.

    • @rayithoc3734
      @rayithoc3734 2 года назад

      Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo.
      250 sentadillas son unos CASUAL.centre.BABY muchas y un buen ejercicio.
      5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados😍👍💓
      Saludos desde la Cd.. de world los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer..

    • @hyewon_6311
      @hyewon_6311 2 года назад

      Indonesian look like Indian

    • @ahankumar555
      @ahankumar555 2 года назад +1

      Only OGs know the first video with this start

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 2 года назад

      We can all agree that Steven really takes after his father? They look so much alike!

  • @marcosmauricio7805
    @marcosmauricio7805 2 года назад +376

    This has the same energy as your grandparents saying "You know, back in the day we had to go up and down 3 mountains, avoid a snake-infested jungle, and ride down a riptide just to take a bus to school!"

    • @MrRromir
      @MrRromir 2 года назад +25

      Huh. These are rookie numbers here. Steven's dad had to walk each to 24 miles to school. Uphill, both ways, on 1 foot. While his other foot was starting buuuusiness.

    • @maxpimble3016
      @maxpimble3016 2 года назад +5

      25 hours a day

    • @Future_Pheonix
      @Future_Pheonix 2 года назад +1

      @@MrRromir 🤣🤣

    • @maasro
      @maasro Год назад +1

      Take a bus to school? When I was 5 the only bus I could get was the buzz of my dad smacking me in the head only ten times, because I had gotten him a 200% tax refund that day.

    • @GrimR3aper5
      @GrimR3aper5 Год назад

      @@MrRromir he had to fight a lion everyday

  • @cyrol5860
    @cyrol5860 2 года назад +32

    "TIMMY HAS HDHD!"
    "What is he? A flatscreen TV?"
    That part had me laughing hard

  • @夏李-e1g
    @夏李-e1g Год назад +2

    " You so failure that you make chili jam looks like MSG“ Uncle Roger be like " Haiya, WTF, that is what I call a FAILURE!"

  • @jcabby5536
    @jcabby5536 2 года назад +73

    0:56 "He look like Tom Holland. You look like "thank you, next." I'm screeching 🤣

    • @JC_Edits_Official
      @JC_Edits_Official 2 года назад +3

      Tom holland doesn’t look that hot…

    • @Saturnring1
      @Saturnring1 2 года назад +7

      @@JC_Edits_Official excuse me-

    • @JC_Edits_Official
      @JC_Edits_Official 2 года назад +3

      Ima bout be attacked my holland stans

    • @Dext3r0us
      @Dext3r0us 2 года назад +2

      @@Saturnring1 Leave him alone

    • @Saturnring1
      @Saturnring1 2 года назад +4

      @@Dext3r0us okay 😂

  • @rizqiizzati1414
    @rizqiizzati1414 10 месяцев назад +1

    "We used to roundkick each other in the face!"
    Sounds like a certain movie about playing soccer using Shaolin moves 😂

  • @epicdoggo7750
    @epicdoggo7750 2 года назад +31

    The “HE LEARNED CALCULUS FROM THE BACK OF MILK CARTONS” really got me

  • @GingerZombie29
    @GingerZombie29 2 года назад +163

    "Only language you speak is failure."
    Steven's dad always delivers.

    • @missingbobsburgers
      @missingbobsburgers 2 года назад +2

      I don’t think that’s accurate. He must speak at least a little potato.

    • @rayithoc3734
      @rayithoc3734 2 года назад

      Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo.
      250 sentadillas son unos CASUAL.centre.BABY muchas y un buen ejercicio.
      5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados😍👍💓
      Saludos desde la Cd.. de world los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer..

  • @Briella-Idk
    @Briella-Idk Год назад +1

    "150 degrees of sun barefoot in the snow" 😭🤣 omg I'm dying

  • @doglover1228
    @doglover1228 2 года назад +50

    1:38 why you dont "talk back" to your parents. They'll stop then for the next 3 hours your hearing it again

  • @CR-kt9ex
    @CR-kt9ex 2 года назад +77

    "Timmy had to learn calculus from the back of milk cartons"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Gamer_Rex_Official
    @Gamer_Rex_Official Год назад +13

    Bruh this is so relatable. I’m still in middle school and my mom is comparing me to my cousins who are in college going to be doctors 💀

  • @raheem794
    @raheem794 2 года назад +132

    the amount of EMOTION in Stevens dad's voice really shows how proud he is of Timmy and how much FAILURE is in his son steven

    • @josephpena6181
      @josephpena6181 28 дней назад

      Atleast someone proud of me to bad I'm not really his cousin I wish I had family being orphan sucks

  • @sleepier9433
    @sleepier9433 2 года назад +23

    “Attention deficit disorder, and you know what he did he walked it off” killed me

  • @NetGuyMsia
    @NetGuyMsia Год назад +4

    "Timmy can play golf with a bowling ball" (3:37). 🤣😂🤣

  • @agentk1930
    @agentk1930 2 года назад +122

    My dad is Japanese and i can totally relate to this even my sister who is well established in her life still gets that “FAILURE” speech handed to her , we just laugh it off tho 🤣

  • @anshikbrahmbhatt
    @anshikbrahmbhatt 2 года назад +58

    I really love the humor steven, but have you ever noticed that asian parents and that one perfect cousin share the same traits "studying under the street light/candle" , "Walking 10 km barefoot" , getting perfect grades sometimes it feels like they are almost the same person 🤔
    Anyway keep up the great work!

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  2 года назад +13

      OH MY GOD I've literally heard that Studying under the street light one

    • @ShaanNotShawn
      @ShaanNotShawn 2 года назад +2

      In indian culture its "I came to America with {1-10} dollars in my pocket"

    • @xKingLunaticx
      @xKingLunaticx 2 года назад +1

      @@StevenHe yup me to and not just from my parents but also my relatives 😅😔

    • @rajsanghvi5478
      @rajsanghvi5478 2 года назад

      @@StevenHe Me Too
      If they can do it so can you.
      If you can't its because you don't want it enough.
      Also that 16(9) year old has a job. Why don't you?

  • @rileymonks4992
    @rileymonks4992 2 года назад +282

    Steven needs some kind of Oscar for being able to even remotely keep a straight face at all through any of this. Even with the out takes.

  • @lamontrichie8310
    @lamontrichie8310 Год назад +9

    I could watch this 100 times, and it would STILL crack me up!!!

  • @voidl3s246
    @voidl3s246 2 года назад +438

    This may be a bit dark but this was an actual thing I was experiencing as a child with my parents comparing me to all my cousins and friends and truly making it difficult to impress them and feel accomplished.

    • @mentosvagabond
      @mentosvagabond 2 года назад +26

      Same, Souless brother, such is the fate of many Asian kid and other place that we don't know.
      I just hope kid in the generation after us have a happy supported family instead of keep telling you how your hardest achievement ever just some trash tier baby walking to them.

    • @aronkael546
      @aronkael546 2 года назад +15

      Honestly, those kinds of parents are just compensating that the fact THEY couldn't raise you the way their siblings do with their children.

    • @voidl3s246
      @voidl3s246 2 года назад +3

      @@mentosvagabond I understand why it’s wrong but it happens because of social norms now a days and it’s sad that it may even get worse because of these social expectations of your son becoming a doctor or engineer or just something hard or having to be perfect. We need to understand that parents who do compare you to your cousins are not doing it right but it’s because they want you to become greater and greater they just don’t know how.

    • @kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9
      @kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9 2 года назад

      WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE

    • @MADSAHAD
      @MADSAHAD 2 года назад +3

      As the first born son of a first born of a first born in an Indian family, pressure to excel is diamond forming, growing up is mind crushing but no pressure at work can come close to what my father put on me, so in the end, thanks dad for making me tough!