How Asian Parents Compare You to Your Cousin
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FAILURE MANAGEMENT SWEATERS
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"Only language you speak is FAILURE!"
That's some emotional damage.
Child: Breathes
Their Parents: And I took that personally
wassup
Nani? No one here?
@Steven Shorts 🅥 no, I don’t think it is
Asian Kid: *becomes Elon Musk*
Asian Parents: “this is not how you supposed to play the game”
"He got 15 years work experience. He's 9." Timmy is the exact kind of person jobs are looking for these days! 😄
You are so right. I've seen many job ads requiring years of experience for entry level jobs. "Entry level" is supposed to be a first job, but they want you to have had a job before your first job!
There’s a reason Timmy spent 6 years in the womb
Right job says entry level in description then wants 10 years of experience. 🤔
Timmy had a job before he was born
Don’t forget child labor
“Timmy looks like Tom Holland. You look like THANK YOU NEXT!” I’m dead 💀🤣
Lol I couldn't breathe at that part 😂
“WE HAD TO PLAY IN THE HUNDRED DEGREE SUN… BAREFOOT… IN THE SNOW!”
I actually laughed for like an hour about that 😂 it makes no sense
How u gonna play in 100 degree heat while it’s snowing
Oh... back in his dad's time, physics wasn't invented yet.
Fr it be like it’s so hot the air turned to snow
As an Asian, yes this is what our parents will tell us😂
Because the snow is on FIRE!!!!
No excuses. You make NO EXCUSES
"We had to play in the 150 degree sun barefoot in the snow"
Timmy's just so good of a cousin he can literally break the laws of the universe itself.
@Deep Shorts 🅥 imagine advertising
well, he is his cousen after all
Physics wasn't even invented then!
That's what losing ur pigeons buddies does to u.
They were degrees Kelvin.
FUIYOH thanks for the MSG callout 😋
Chili jam! LOLOLOLOL
How this only got like 62 likes. Its from uncle roger
FUIYOH!
Today I found a Jamie Oliveoil book in my girlfriend's kitchen. It was hard, but I managed to not break up immideately. Instead, I showed her your videos. After she got enlightened we drowned the book in olive oil, burned it and made some proper egg fried rice on the fire. Our relationship was put to the test but we overcame the challenge, the ultimate proof of love.
Ayyyy uncle roger
"He had ADHD. He walked it off."
As someone with ADHD myself, this had me bursting out laughing 😂
same XD
Same bro, same 🤣🤣🤣
I thought he said he worked it off
*HDHD
Me too(technically I have ADD but that line me made laugh so hard I almost burst my own lungs!)
'he learned calculus on the back of milk cartons' had me dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“150 degree weather, barefoot in the snow” that one had me rollin 😂
Absolute gold..
so, he is crippled?
that snow's got a harder life than even Timmy
Snow ? 150 degree weather?
Asian? Makes sense
@@kpadmanabhan4558 make sure to see commas
"Only language you speak is FAILURE." That is gold. Got me laughing so hard.
That stings
wheeze
Emotional damage
gotta include that in my insult reservoir
it was mad😂
"back in china, we used to roundhouse kick eachother in da face" got me rolling on the ground that was a perfect ending 💀
BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW!
Timmy was so kind to his parents, he drove them to the hospital when his mom was about to give birth.
LMAO 🤣
So great, I'm done.
Asian Parents should be ashamed of themselves.
Timmy also paid her mom's hospital bill and gave her unlimited paid maternity leave
Nope, I'm dead
Hi Steven, would you be interested in working as a “Your Cousin”? We think you’re the perfect failure to represent our company. We can pay you $7.
Oh that’s more money than I’ve made in my entire acting career. I’ll take it.
@@StevenHe lmao
I’m interested! Or maybe it’s the fact that since I don’t have any cousins my Asian parents compare me to every living creature…TT
yes
@@StevenHe how much vietnam dong you make yearly
As an Asian child, this is exactly what happens to me. But instead of comparing me with my cousins, my mom compare me to her own childhood.
then compare her with someone else's childhood
@@manbeman1819 damnnn
@@manbeman1819 damnnn
Also as an Asian child I can’t do anything correct supposedly. Everything I talk about is somehow turned into a lecture.. 😭😭😭
Me and my family aren't Asian BUT what you said @Someone is exactly what happens to me !
Timmy can play golf with a bowling ball. HILARIOUS!!!!!!! I love how Steven cracks himself up!
I think it would have been funny the other way around
"Timmy got HDHD, What is he a flat screen tv" uhh attention deficient disorder and you know what he did... he walked it off, *slap* what?" was the BEST line
"Timmy had to send in his test by pigeon" made me burst out of laughter
Oh he said pigeon I thought he said pager 📟.
@@bharatsadhnani4370 he said pager only ..
I thought he said pension
Subtitles never lie
The same here🤣LOL
“Only language you speak is FAIIIILLLURE” Steven never fails to crack me up 😭😭😭
Y didn't he say
"Then y can we communicate
Wait then how does Steven's dad understand what he's saying?
@Savetion (GREATEST VIDEOS) Your videos are failures like Steven
Yes! That is one of my favorite lines from this weejio too!!🤣🤣🤣
@@asianflex he's the owner of failure management
1:39 - his face says - "Dont do it. Dont say it. Dont do it."
Few seconds later. "Hes probably not very athletic then.."
2:08. Why........
The greying out and sad music exactly reflects my experience as an Asian American child. I mean it's really funny but at the same time I think about all the actual emotional damage it did to me and how 20 years later I'm still working on fixing it. This is very very accurate. Impossible demands and expectations are around you all the time and if you don't meet them then it's like you're not only a failure but you are rejected by the family so to speak
This channel gives tips on emotional damage.
Indians- no different.
"Only language you speak is failure!" Wow, that one hit home! And I was a doctor at 22. Yay Asian parents.
@Steven Shorts 🅥 yesss
WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌
ONLY 22 FAILURE😊
@@justice2026 Hey mom, when did you join RUclips?
jokes aside, thats impressive!
As someone with ADHD, I also walked it off, sadly it followed me home afterwards beat the shit out of me and hasn’t left me alone since. Aw well good luck to Timmy.
im pretty sure he said "worked it off"
Finally it's here (it's not a real link) ruclips.net/video/AAAAAAAAAAA/видео.html
From Spain, this is me too. You are not alone
@@arky5674 I think it works both ways
Clearly the solution is to never stop running. Sleep is for the weak anyways.
He got 15 years of work experience
He is 9
*logic has left the chat*
Logic wasn’t invented at their time. Trust me, I survived both of my parents
I got twenty years I’m fourteen
They are asians. Its ok, they are built different.
Recruiters have entered the chat
So Timmy worked 5 jobs at the same time since the age of 7. 3 years*5=15 yrs of experience. That's just hardly possible.
"Timmy learn calculus from the back of milk cartons"
LMAO
"Timmy has HDHD. What is he, a flat screen TV?" had me rolling on the floor for like 5 minutes. Keep it up Steven
"He walked it off!"
I got HDHD and I walked it off😂
“Jesus can walk on water, Timmy can run.” I’m dead
That’s the other video
@@Sandy-rw2fj it’s at the end of this one
Jesus is a failure
Funny our Asian pastor got canned for saying the same thing
Asian Dad: *Contacts Me On His Phone*
Me: *Picks Up My Phone* What?
Asian Dad: Son, your Grandparents cannot make it.
Me: What!? Ok! I'm coming over! *Accelerates My Blue Aprilla Motorbike To The Hospital*
*45 Mins Later*
Me: Grandma! Grandpa! I'm sorry I did not come over to your place. Please forgive me?
Asian Grandpa: Our Grandson we can forgive you.........
*Asian Grandparents Died In Ward*
Asian Dad: Mom! Dad! I'm sorry for being such a failure. Doc, is there anything that you can bring my parents back?
Doctor: I cannot save them I'm sorry.
Asian Mom: Ok. We won't pressure you.
Me: *Angrily Left The Hospital Ward*
Asian Sister: I'm sorry lil brother.
Me: Until now then you apologize to me?
Asian Brother: But......
Me: Shut your mouth big brother! Our sibling relationship is forever broken! Now you guys can have fun living with your Girlfriend & Boyfriend! Also, you will watch Mom & Dad when I'm not around! *Wears My Blue HJC Full Face Helmet & Gets On My Blue Aprilla Motorbike & Accelerates On The Road*
2:01 " back in china we used to round house kick each other in the face!" Hahaha that part killed me the most ❤😂
"Timmy had to send in his tests by pigeon!" made me laugh so hard :D
Steven never disappoints! ❤️
@ReddCinema
True
But he's a DISAPPOINTMENT unemployed failure
he never does
Hello Mr. verified
Because his son is already a disappointment 💀
“He made a violin out of orange peels. He learned to play Mozart by listening to the McDonald’s jingle” This part made me laugh so hard
Wud want to like buh can't ruin the 69 👀
Now he plays in his sleep!
"Now he plays in his sleep" lolololol
Nvm🥺
I am surprised he doesn’t play every instrument too
He forgot to mention that Timmy ran out of time to sleep as he's too busy running a job on the side... So he slept FASTER!!
Timmy built a dishwasher with machine learning out of Legos and sold it to Microsoft!! 😂😆🤣
"We had to play in the 150 degree sun barefoot in the snow!" oh my goodness, you had me laughing so hard with that one!
it was probably 150 degrees celsius too
@@searlyt but, but that is even worse...
@@pedrohenrich167 thats the point, because timmy is so tough
Timmy was there before physics was invited so it could be freezing and frying, AT THAH SAME TIME!!!
I was looking for this right here!
As an Asian child, I can agree this is 100% true and accurate, as exaggerated as it may sound, this is so damn accurate. This is excactly how I grew up as a child
Same.
Same,grew up as a “failure”🤣
@@user-hc8rd8gr9d ah I did that too. good times.
Same
Same with Pakistanis
I love watching the staring they do back and forth.So cool.
Steven's dad- Timmy's got HDHD.
Steven- What is he a flat screen tv.
This got me goooood i listened to it like a 43 times.
This is so true
verdade
@ayong💋 WHO THE HAIL CREATED YOU TO SAY THIS EVERYWHERE OKAY YOU THE REAL ONE WHO SPEAK FAILURE
Ps: Steven is still a failure
@ayong💋 girl what
ok
I have a comparing joke for Steven’s dad to use:
“Your cousin can play Xbox, PlayStation and PC at the same time! You can’t even play Average at Mathematics!”
*Taking notes
@@StevenHe why do I feel like you're going to incorporate a taking poor notes joke with this as well
@@StevenHe ayo steve could you please block the bots in this thread?
@@StevenHe "You keep complaining about salt in food while timmy makes his own food from garbage bag"
@Steven Shorts 🅥 Impersonation 0_0
I could watch this 100 times, and it would STILL crack me up!!!
You know how you see waves in the water? Thats Timmy running.
My entire geometry class quotes you daily. Great job!
hahahah please tell them that makes my day
@@StevenHe omg 😂😂
That's a lot of dedication
Basically my entire school does too
haha
"Timmy got HDHD!" "what is he, a flatscreen tv?" this part got me so hard lol
it's actually ADHD lol
@@buiquangminh2415 ik
LOL
@@buiquangminh2415 r/woooosh
ok
OMG this takes me back to my childhood! Thank you so much! I love it!!!
This is my favorite sketch of yours, steven
I love that when Steven started making these, they were kinda realistic but since then they've gotten more and more insane and I am here for that transformation
1:52 When Steven says "He's Nine" , That was so much realistic, I watched it 0.25x.
These are realistic. As an Asian, believe me it doesn't stop 🤣
"You think Timmy could afford violins? He made one out of orange peel."
"He learnt to play Mozart from listening to the McDonald's jingle."
"Now he plays in his sleep."
My Asian Twosetter heart is killing me and I'm still laughing my left lung out.
And Timmy did that before he's 9.
he plays in his sleep or because he's dead? that's what he got from eating orange peel and mcd
Repent to Jesus Christ
““Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes?”
Matthew 6:25 NIV
K
😂
@@praisejesusrepentorlikewis6218 Amen
ur legit my favourite RUclipsr, you deserve 10 million subscribers, Im asian so this video is relatable
Oh man, I gotta say out of all the comedians nowadays, I haven`t laughed so hard even remotely. You are awesome !
His Dad’s screensaver is just himself… what a legend.
HAHA
@Steven Не 🅥 am I getting hacked for clicking on this link?
@@TG-wt5yr that one is a bot
@@TG-wt5yr it’s an ice cream recipe with a rickroll in the middle.
"Remember your cousin Timmy? He has 15 years work experience...he is 9!" Got me 😂, Steven never fails to make me laugh!
I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on RUclips. I already make a lot of money on RUclips. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, ab
2 bots
Finish high school, don’t go to college
Bruh this is so relatable. I’m still in middle school and my mom is comparing me to my cousins who are in college going to be doctors 💀
I think i rewatched this video like 30 times and still laughed every time...
"He learned how to play Mozart from listening to the McDonald's jingle" has to be my new favorite quote from this channel LOL
Please keep making videos they're so much fun to watch :D
Microsoft. You mean BIG HARD. BIIIGA HAAAAARRRRD!!!!
@Steven Shorts 🅥 so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?
@Depp so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?
"what in the cinnamon toast f***" you sure?
He must be able to practice 40 hours a day like ling ling
What is accurate is, how Steven said just a single sentence and his dad starts getting angry and lectures him by shouting. He even brought up his relatives out of nowhere and discourages him even further. It happens with me and my mom all the time. 😭
Then talk back to your mom and tell her that she's wrong and if she doesnt listen she is ignorant
*B*
I lost it at the flat screen TV part.
“How is that even possible?”
“because I said so”
"Back in China we used to roundhouse kick each other in the face" 🤣🤣💀💀
I can't get enough of Steven's Dad! Please keep these coming!
WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE
Sholin Soccor
What is roundhouse ?
@@fangfend7995 Kind of a high kick but you spin in the air while doing it
This one hurt me the most, "You mean you're unemployed and do acting on the side." I'm a musician and audio engineer and this is my mother's exact perception of my career. 🤣🤣
Me too my friend. Me too ❤️
Does your mom earn more than you? Audio engineer sounds so fancy.
@@sindri1447 I make as much as she does, thats the trip! 🤣
@@norabiddogz8673 at least, you're an engineer
at least you're not unemployed and dishwashing maid forever
Dude you are hilarious! I literally cannot stop watching
lmao"he got 15 yrs work experience, and he is 9" this line always gets me 💀💀
Wait then dosen't that mean he's 15?
@@lipu781 ikr
The "WHAT THE HEEEEEELL" when mentioning Timmy's athleticism.... that was a new sonic dimension of humour that I just loved! Excellent!
HA HA imagine if it becomes another meme
@@StevenHe I think there are enough different soundbites of Asian Dad that he deserves a placeboing style remix (placeboing - the "Turn the freaking frogs gay" remix guy)
@Depp so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?
@Steven Shorts 🅥 so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?
I didn't really care when my parents compare me to my cousins/neighbours/classmates cause I just got used to it, my reaction to my mom comparing me to them was just "ok that's cool" and then starts scolding me the entire day
HAHAH you are built different
American grown asian kids always come back with comparisons of the Uncles/Aunties.
unless you are super useless parents are probably doing that coz they are jealous of them or something coz they probably brag about how good their son is
Don't let her treat you like that.
Parents are suppose to love you.
@Steven Не 🅥 Screw u I knew it was a rickroll
Haki
😂😂😂 this is the best video of yours imo
This skit had me dying throughout the whole thing. Especially the athletic part.
"He got ADHD and he walked it off!"
That line is amazing.
As someone with ADHD whose immigrant dad thinks in exactly those terms, I felt so seen!!
any children will have adhd if their parents are like that
HDHD*
"Timmy was so generous that he donated his lungs and still was able to breathe" 😂😂😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Timmy is so smart, he don't even need a brain
Timmy is so epic, he can donate his eyes and still be able to see
Underwater
😅
TIMMY HAD TO MAKE HIS OWN CHAIR 🤣🤣
“We had to play in the 150 degree sun barefoot in the snow.” 🤣🤣🤣
That joke where you said back where we can from we play in 150 degrees barefoot on snow literally had me dying with laughter.
Dey so poor dey cannot afford teh termodynamix, la. Yu have dat and physics and shoes and still play like failure!
The most underrated line that you’ve ever said was, “Those same two lions, they do my TAXES!”
I think about that almost daily 😂
His dad puts everyone to work…….poor two lions 🤣
Glad to see that I'm not the only one
Are there two lions on the IRS logo?
@@muhsalihu I think you are thinking of something else
You guys are alright. I love it.
Thankyou for addressing the issue about attention deficit disorder and how parents try to brush it off I am an Asian more precisely a South indian. I remember when I was 15 I first told my parents that something was not right with how my brain works they said im just stressing out but 3 yrs later I was diagnosed with attention deficit disorder and I'm currently under treatment.
as the cousin that other cousins got compared to, I can tell you that the lack of emotional damage from judgement is thoroughly compensated by the suffocating pressure to reach the level of excellence everyone expects you to.
lol
OMG- I'm literally the same!!! I get so much pressure when I'm having my test cuz my family gives me so much frickin anxiety
Also it feels kinda awkward when your cousins are in front of you and you see their parents scolding them bc they are not as good as you... I feel bad for them😔
same man, same
So true. That's how things balance the damage scale😂
While saying "Timmy has to send his texts through a pigeon" Steven almost broke character 😅 Good job as always.
Genshin refrence?
Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo.
250 sentadillas son unos CASUAL.centre.BABY muchas y un buen ejercicio.
5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados😍👍💓
Saludos desde la Cd.. de world los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer..
@Steven Shorts 🅥 Df, I even fell for it.
@@ToddlerTornadoTomato Sucrose, was that you?😂
"150 degrees of sun barefoot in the snow" 😭🤣 omg I'm dying
"We played in 150° heat, in the snow" 😂 why was this so funny
The way steven exhausts after giving the whole lecture about Timmy and then screams "WHAT THE HELLLLLLL" just makes me laugh so hard 😂
@Steven Shorts 🅥 so ur saying it’s finally here is ur dad finally get the milk?
@Steven Shorts 🅥 can I say.....WHAT DA HAIL
SAME 😂😂
“Learned calculus from the back of milk cartons”
Dude you never fail to make me laugh 😂😂😂
I would want such milk😊
There’s so many RUclipsrs outhere not even trying. This one is top notch. 👍🏼
"I gave him a lego set once. He built a dishwasher." 🤣🤣
The true acting here is that Steven can keep a straight face for any of these amazing jokes
Finally its here
Baha
@@StevenHe in all seriousness, the skits are wonderful
This is painfully accurate lol. I get compared to my cousin, and my cousin gets compared to me in her house, the cycle never ends :')
@Alexander David Ariado bot wouldn't see it ofcourse
OMG you are hysterical!!!!
You should make a series out of this!
"Why can't you be as handsome as timmy"
"He looks like Tom Holland "
"You look like Thank you Next"
hahahahahahaha
Ouch
Emotional damage 💔
if your parent ever asks you why u ugly, just say "bad genetics"
@@amoral_minority oof
Timmy was so self reliant that he assisted the doctors while his own delivery.
That means he came to the world... BOTH WAYS.
@@Gunsmith-rj5ur BAREFOOT
Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo.
250 sentadillas son unos CASUAL.centre.BABY muchas y un buen ejercicio.
5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados😍👍💓
Saludos desde la Cd.. de world los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer..
Indonesian look like Indian
Idk why but the second stevens dad does the slow turn around with the side eye, I can’t help but chuckle
Of all the videos I've seen, this one is the best of Steven's Dad. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:59
> 150° temp
> Barefoot in the snow
😂
I think he mean is *150 Fahrenheit degree*
@@MAXIMUM-pc1ch that's still hot lmao
150 degree kelvin 💀
“Timmy learned calculus from the back of milk cartons!” You sold me with that one. Keep it up! ✊🏾👌🏾
I had to think about that one for a second before I court on
man i know this is a funny video but this does help me cope with the pain of comparison. i love my parents and i know they mean well but the comparison really hurts. thanks for this bro.
The fact that this is so relatable is what make it so funny.
I love the line JESUS CAN WALK ON WATER , TIMMY CAN RUN 🤣🤣🤣
Got sent to Jesus by Steven’s dad earlier. :)
“Only language you speak is FAILURE”
That was so relatable I almost cried
@The Game Shorts 🅥 ratio+didn't asked
that one hit a bit close to home hahhahaha
@Steven Shorts 🅥 didn't ask+ratio+don't care
@Savetion (GREATEST VIDEOS) cap
@Depp not again
"Timmy can play golf with a bowling ball" (3:37). 🤣😂🤣
These two are the best
Stephen's dad: "Where's your Masters degree?"
Stephen: "I'm an actor, I don't really need a Masters degree"
Stephen's dad: "You mean you're unemployed and do acting on the side." ☠️
That was the most serious REAL Burn
Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo.
250 sentadillas son unos CASUAL.centre.BABY muchas y un buen ejercicio.
5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados😍👍💓
Saludos desde la Cd.. de world los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer..
laughed hard at "what is he, a flat screen tv?" that was really unexpected and hilarious
I have adhd lol
yuppp 🤣
Lol I thought that was the funniest part
Amazing!! 😂😂 thank you