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  • Опубликовано: 9 апр 2019
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    ...THeatre of the Aire premiered on March 14th, KSTV2 premieres Apr. 15th... May 15th will be Happy World Daddy ep 4 possibly, or maybe KSTV2 ep 2, not sure yet. Guaranteed on schedule, lock in NOW
    regular HydeWars vlogs will come intermittently, one per month as well
    if I miss the schedule the MDE Army has been authorized to use deadly force to turn my life into The Game (1997) with Michael Douglas

Комментарии • 365

  • @umeng2002
    @umeng2002 5 лет назад +1230

    I see prison sentences in New Zealand are pretty short.

  • @MillionDollarExtreme2
    @MillionDollarExtreme2  5 лет назад +438

    Buy Military Glass

    • @XxAkatsxX
      @XxAkatsxX 5 лет назад +6

      only to protect myself from you

    • @XxAkatsxX
      @XxAkatsxX 5 лет назад +7

      @LOCAL COPE if i close my eyes i might get him confused with lena dunham...yknow....with the scraggly beard hairs and all

    • @XxAkatsxX
      @XxAkatsxX 5 лет назад +6

      @@mrgamerguy321 are you taking amphetamines

    • @goochtickler2188
      @goochtickler2188 5 лет назад +3

      Hold still while I glass you

    • @XxAkatsxX
      @XxAkatsxX 5 лет назад +3

      @@mrgamerguy321 i'll have you know somebody informed me that i'm "ableist" and a "cunt cake" today by a woman who clearly had fetal alcohol syndrome on facebook. stay away from me

  • @Alex80000
    @Alex80000 5 лет назад +646

    Sam out here looking like a GTA character.

  • @blancoboyjones7824
    @blancoboyjones7824 5 лет назад +483

    Smash the bikes, Hyde Wars now.

    • @durandalwaslaughing3325
      @durandalwaslaughing3325 5 лет назад +15

      Ahahaha fucking awesome comment. That would come great on a MDE t-shirt. Can't stop laughing

    • @SDSypher
      @SDSypher Год назад

      @@durandalwaslaughing3325 haha so funnee goy

  • @firesoy
    @firesoy 5 лет назад +79

    I like the part where he swung the sledgehammer as hard as he could directly into the road

  • @paywallcigar
    @paywallcigar 5 лет назад +158

    MDE never dies. Love ya guys

    • @HeronSight
      @HeronSight 5 лет назад +7

      It just goes on life support and becomes a vegetable.

    • @noko4247
      @noko4247 2 года назад

      R I P

  • @Llamaifunny
    @Llamaifunny 5 лет назад +460

    sam, all the soy is makin your hit a lil weak! Worried

    • @MillionDollarExtreme2
      @MillionDollarExtreme2  5 лет назад +152

      come test it!!!

    • @singulartrout
      @singulartrout 5 лет назад +35

      @@MillionDollarExtreme2 you clearly aren't spending 2000 dollars a year on Milk. I'm I'm dissapointed.

    • @mrgamerguy321
      @mrgamerguy321 5 лет назад +10

      Billy Mays I like it quiet in my gym... it’s called “guy heaven”

    • @tiptoejoe4899
      @tiptoejoe4899 5 лет назад +1

      MillionDollarExtreme2 lmao love u sam

    • @Eric-dw2vd
      @Eric-dw2vd 5 лет назад +4

      @@mrgamerguy321 Haha that's really funny! I can't stop laughing!

  • @assbread5950
    @assbread5950 5 лет назад +373

    imagine if a minority was directly under that hammer.

  • @Licherous
    @Licherous 5 лет назад +45

    sam is getting bigger

    • @Ketannabis
      @Ketannabis 5 лет назад +8

      He gained 4 inches in height over the last few months he is nearly 9 feet tall now...

    • @youreboy526
      @youreboy526 5 лет назад +1

      Morphin’ it into Bloatmaxx mode.

  • @feuerjager6
    @feuerjager6 5 лет назад +13

    *US Marine Sam "The Hammer" Hyde*

  • @flatplant
    @flatplant 5 лет назад +31

    I clicked the link and now I have a virus

  • @umlau9910
    @umlau9910 5 лет назад +11

    subbed for 6 months, not sure if it will beat my regular meditative aural loops targeted toward your creative and success energies but it should help i think. massive respect for you sam its truly difficult to overstate the positive impact u've had on mine and my friends lives. keep it up, good only cycles more good unless u fuck it up and forget to brush your teeth after smoking all those overpriced cigars

  • @D.P.O.
    @D.P.O. 5 лет назад +72

    Thank you for uploading Sam, my friends on reddit say that you're dank kek!

  • @Mrius86
    @Mrius86 5 лет назад +7

    You are a person somewhat reserved and distant in communication.

  • @Icceal555
    @Icceal555 Год назад +2

    The bike shouldn't have put Sam in a self defense situation like that. Last mistake it ever made.

  • @hikeskool
    @hikeskool 5 лет назад +9

    Bless Up, Sam.

  • @Stank_Dank_
    @Stank_Dank_ 5 лет назад +7

    I just got my new job, can't wait to start funding the next national high school tragedy via HydeWars

  • @Nick80082
    @Nick80082 5 лет назад

    The quality of this is still top notch, truly the work of a visionary

  • @dylangunter1555
    @dylangunter1555 5 лет назад

    wild video man! I love the energy

  • @schwarg
    @schwarg 5 лет назад +5

    New KSTV and new Bombstrap. What a week.

  • @ministryofanti-feminism1493
    @ministryofanti-feminism1493 5 лет назад +1

    Been subscribed for many months now, and i've never doubted you, Sammy boy.

  • @samuelshepherd9707
    @samuelshepherd9707 5 лет назад +52

    a starving child in afrca wouldve loved to eat that bike and you ruined it

    • @PhatInAHat
      @PhatInAHat Год назад

      sam was just making it easier to digest

  • @davidflores9066
    @davidflores9066 5 лет назад +11

    I subscribed at 4am while I was crankin' on my pecker like it owed me somethin.

  • @Nathan-gs5tw
    @Nathan-gs5tw 5 лет назад +46

    sam tryna look tough until he tries to smash literal glass and can't

    • @billypersistent6127
      @billypersistent6127 Год назад

      Nigga Nathan

    • @SDSypher
      @SDSypher Год назад

      Don’t ya know, goy? That there was hammer-proof carbon-nano-fiber glass right there! Stuff could take a bullet but Sammy here broke it with nun but a hammer!

  • @poorlymadeproduction
    @poorlymadeproduction 5 лет назад +20

    This brings me back to my child hood youth, running around breaking things with a hammer and hatchet for fun. Thank you for the custom made video Sam!

  • @ptkfgs627
    @ptkfgs627 5 лет назад

    Awesome! Looking forward to KSTVS2!

  • @Yggdra666
    @Yggdra666 5 лет назад

    You uploaded this on my birthday.
    Thanks dude.

  • @thezachzachattack
    @thezachzachattack 5 лет назад +14

    I just subscribed for the year.
    Match me, you chicken nugget scoons.

  • @Tyler-gd1ox
    @Tyler-gd1ox 5 лет назад +5

    I only vape PURE WHOLE GRAIN MILITARY SMOKE JUICE 🗿

  • @butts4653
    @butts4653 4 года назад +1

    he shined it up real nyce

  • @spencerjones2597
    @spencerjones2597 5 лет назад

    Great video Sam! Keep up the quality content!

  • @keg7991
    @keg7991 5 лет назад

    wow man great video cant wait for the nxt one

  • @AuntJemima420
    @AuntJemima420 5 лет назад +4

    MDE is for the children. Thank you for the new bike, my kid loves it. It rides kinda funny but she'll get used to it

  • @lucidstatedept1267
    @lucidstatedept1267 5 лет назад +4

    Well that was chaotic... Chaotic neutral that is👌

  • @itsygo1332
    @itsygo1332 5 лет назад +4

    Sam is looking good.

  • @montengro234
    @montengro234 5 лет назад +9

    Give money to sam to invest in testosterone pills

  • @FirstLast123
    @FirstLast123 5 лет назад +4

    When you are finally about to buy a hydewars subscription

  • @streetxjammingdualxscreens9228
    @streetxjammingdualxscreens9228 5 лет назад +6

    Dude, someone should make a Sam Hyde mod for Resident Evil 7, have him stalking you for donations, chanting "welcome to hell" & "HAPI WURLD DAHDY" throughout the house

  • @Max-fb5bm
    @Max-fb5bm 5 лет назад +2

    Swing it over here pal!

  • @seneca4134
    @seneca4134 5 лет назад +2

    Hey Sam, you really looking stronk, healthy. Glad for you man.

  • @burnsport1
    @burnsport1 5 лет назад +3

    Alt Right Terror

  • @bobkin611
    @bobkin611 5 лет назад

    You're right dude. I've never seen this before. Love your style man you're looking good

  • @memaimu
    @memaimu 5 лет назад +1

    I like the fear behind the glass shattering.

  • @garbagoose
    @garbagoose 5 лет назад

    I used to break tempered doorwall glass for a living...you gotta hit it in the corner!

  • @xRsAtx
    @xRsAtx 5 лет назад +3

    why is this weird rabbi in my recommended videos

  • @dennyfehera
    @dennyfehera 3 года назад +2

    3 guys 3 hammers

  • @shanelyshane
    @shanelyshane 5 лет назад

    those deep squats got you lookin big and savage sam

  • @luckyduckydrivingschool3615
    @luckyduckydrivingschool3615 3 года назад +2

    Never have I come across a more intimidating being in my life.

  • @dezeekat
    @dezeekat 5 лет назад

    he cannot keep getting away with it

  • @alicesmith8134
    @alicesmith8134 5 лет назад

    i would be so scared if i lived in one of those houses and saw this outside

  • @realthing2158
    @realthing2158 5 лет назад +1

    Shine it up!

  • @FUBBA
    @FUBBA 5 лет назад +1

    Damn Sam these asmr videos are great content and thanks

  • @coosible
    @coosible 5 лет назад

    great email thanks bud enjoyed it

  • @mindsetoverhaul
    @mindsetoverhaul 5 лет назад +1

    Safety first!
    good to see the Fire Extinguisher on standby. You nits

  • @AlexB-nw7jt
    @AlexB-nw7jt 5 лет назад +16

    I will buy into your subscription, I promise. It's really all I want.

  • @119winters5
    @119winters5 5 лет назад

    Finally, an upload from a god

  • @vrtlhvn3736
    @vrtlhvn3736 5 лет назад

    The chad sam has risen and is all powerful

  • @goatsintrees7468
    @goatsintrees7468 Год назад +1

    Dumb and Dumber meets Office Space

  • @connorbyway8088
    @connorbyway8088 2 года назад

    "this is like super glass!" Lmao

  • @ayyub_alromaani
    @ayyub_alromaani 5 лет назад

    Great video Sam this is unironically hilarious :)

  • @pennydreadfulism
    @pennydreadfulism 5 лет назад +1

    How do you keep getting away with it? You all American hero! MDE was the best art/comedy/commentary I have seen in a decade.

  • @gouglent
    @gouglent 5 лет назад +1

    on the crusade

  • @dprob1985
    @dprob1985 5 лет назад

    You're back in a serious way!!! Thank God. I'm about to sign up now. First I'm gona go jam some old town road. Cause fuck

  • @notsorry3631
    @notsorry3631 5 лет назад +11

    you're beautiful Sam ♡ thank you

  • @omgtrey
    @omgtrey 5 лет назад

    The glass was waiting for you to witness its destruction.

  • @jacobmonarch439
    @jacobmonarch439 5 лет назад

    I was subliminally compelled to buy that exact sledgehammer at lowes after watching this video months ago and only now do I notice.

  • @gust2250
    @gust2250 5 лет назад

    i would not want to meet that hammer guy in an alley

  • @gabedogen
    @gabedogen 5 лет назад

    MDE NEVER DIES

  • @LeBron_Beastmode
    @LeBron_Beastmode 5 лет назад +1

    I just subscribed...only for Kickstarter 2

  • @Metallislayer1
    @Metallislayer1 5 лет назад

    ruthless killa

  • @runswithmidgets
    @runswithmidgets 5 лет назад

    he cant keep getting away with this

  • @Lucky10151
    @Lucky10151 5 лет назад +9

    There's too much toxic masculinity in this video, sorry.

  • @JohnSmith-fh5du
    @JohnSmith-fh5du 5 лет назад

    better be smashin up the expensive road bikes and albums from kstv1 in place of the boxfans

  • @adcellini
    @adcellini 5 лет назад

    That glass

  • @CardboardOdyssey
    @CardboardOdyssey 5 лет назад +1

    I subscribed with my mom’s credit card, hope you’re happy

  • @witheredmedia
    @witheredmedia 4 года назад

    i thought you were going to hit that fire extinguisher for a second HOLY

  • @brettd7923
    @brettd7923 4 года назад +1

    I hope John is back with the blanket over him again. And hopefully masters beat their apprentices in the new season

  • @slipperygypsy1366
    @slipperygypsy1366 4 года назад

    He can't be held by conventional methods

  • @Blue-vd6bv
    @Blue-vd6bv 5 лет назад +3

    "This is like super glass"

  • @larva5606
    @larva5606 5 лет назад

    I hit the like button twice, first one unsubscribed me, the second resubscribed me. Glad he told me to do it twice.

  • @Laotzu.Goldbug
    @Laotzu.Goldbug 5 лет назад +1

    He can't keep getting away with it (fucking over the paypigs). Or can he?

  • @jr1708
    @jr1708 5 лет назад

    This is what a revolution looks like

  • @tempuraroll8263
    @tempuraroll8263 5 лет назад

    not gonna lie, these boys are pretty funny. keep it up fellas

  • @kowloon1608
    @kowloon1608 4 года назад

    Sam out there smashing the windows of businesses in the hispanic neighborhood.

  • @sirisaac6125
    @sirisaac6125 5 лет назад

    I'd do anything to smoke a cigar and talk shop with this genius

  • @landlubbr
    @landlubbr 5 лет назад

    holy shit sam! whats going on big guy? i hope that in this new season you are still down to fondle some e-girls in traditional mde style, love you buddy

  • @theendchaosvibration9971
    @theendchaosvibration9971 5 лет назад +8

    I resubbed for kickstarter 2 ...better be good or I'll v for vendetta the earth via underground railroad

    • @theendchaosvibration9971
      @theendchaosvibration9971 5 лет назад

      @Greg Gregory its worth it for the price ....I wish to God we didn't live in this Dystopian nightmare were comedy now has to an Underground event .....all of what Sam Hyde has done and still does would be perfectly normal and acceptable in the 90s .....fuck political correctness...

  • @fisherchan6285
    @fisherchan6285 5 лет назад +2

    Hey that's my bike!
    *Thank you* for the pimp

  • @TheAncientMysteriesBeckon
    @TheAncientMysteriesBeckon 5 лет назад +1

    TIME FOR THE MISCHLING TO RISE

  • @thatwaseasy57
    @thatwaseasy57 5 лет назад

    That was a nice bike.

  • @OSCARFROG
    @OSCARFROG 4 года назад

    I see you took inspiration from London with how you treated that bike.

  • @TheSeanoops
    @TheSeanoops 4 года назад +1

    There is a very large caucasian man standing in the middle of the road with a large hammer, and he’s beating the road with it. Do you need to send a car down here.

  • @williampoole1742
    @williampoole1742 5 лет назад +1

    Raw masculinity

  • @thicks7870
    @thicks7870 5 лет назад +1

    if u could just upload like one of these a month everyone would be so god damn on board with the hijinks.

  • @user-xp2ey7pg3w
    @user-xp2ey7pg3w 5 лет назад

    Yay!

  • @nokki25
    @nokki25 5 лет назад

    For a minute I wanted nothing more than having that type of glass in all my windows.

  • @godllizaa
    @godllizaa 2 года назад

    I did this once with a baseball bat, a box tv and some garden gnomes

  • @pi198273
    @pi198273 5 лет назад

    there is a rich minority in a bike costume

  • @Pedr0panini
    @Pedr0panini 5 лет назад +5

    Hey sam, the steering wheel on my 06 Corolla vibrates badly when I hit 70 mph. Any idea what this could be?

  • @zero0ne101
    @zero0ne101 5 лет назад

    You zooming in my hammer? You can't touch this.