My Amazing BUZZFEED Interview w/"Viewtiful/Blockhead" Joe Bernstein!

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
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  • @HaleighV3
    @HaleighV3 2 года назад +3415

    Sam Hyde is to reporters what Hannibal Lector is to psychologists.

  • @theVAGINAntichrist
    @theVAGINAntichrist 8 лет назад +7568

    >bernstein
    >lives in new york
    >journalism major
    >works for the tabloids

    • @kinggang2221
      @kinggang2221 8 лет назад +1046

      >suing Sam for having a laugh
      sounds about right

    • @kinggang2221
      @kinggang2221 8 лет назад +639

      SIXHOTLOADS
      threatened Sam with legal action if he didn't take the video down

    • @elfoxy1997
      @elfoxy1997 8 лет назад +447

      oy vey!

    • @elfoxy1997
      @elfoxy1997 8 лет назад +80

      ***** Bearstein berns

    • @mastermill79
      @mastermill79 7 лет назад +6

      Mareșalul Alexandru Averescu. Alt-right "humour".

  • @kevinbeteta1737
    @kevinbeteta1737 6 лет назад +6028

    This is an embarrassingly bad interview. I can’t believe his first question was “are you a member of the alt right” like Jesus Christ you can’t be that confrontational with anybody.

    • @analogdistortion
      @analogdistortion 5 лет назад +340

      (shortened) Hi Sam are you and is everyone that likes you a Nazi? Alright Sam, bye.. oh wait, what about that weird night, was everything you said really what you actually believe? What's that, Buzzfeed? (tone of voice shows he's been caught out that he's just there because he got thrown into the job and considers the place prestigious) Yeah, I've no Idea why I'm at BuzzFeed.

    • @sikkableeat5614
      @sikkableeat5614 5 лет назад +113

      It's buzzfeed.

    • @timothyharper5048
      @timothyharper5048 5 лет назад +85

      kevin Beteta You wouldn't Know a good Interview if it smacked you in your Neo-nazi face. Joe even went to a 4 year college, and 1 year of graduate school. Leave The Journalism To the pros....

    • @sikkableeat5614
      @sikkableeat5614 5 лет назад +93

      @Timothy harper
      Hahahaha

    • @timothyharper5048
      @timothyharper5048 5 лет назад +9

      @@sikkableeat5614 ;)

  • @itsok6640
    @itsok6640 4 года назад +3700

    > does a sketch called "Jews rock"
    > accused of anti Semitism

    • @Grachtnakk
      @Grachtnakk 3 года назад +129

      He also made "Thanks White People" though where a Jew is the antagonist

    • @yurisssecondaccount6674
      @yurisssecondaccount6674 3 года назад +367

      Being accused of such a thing should be seen as a compliment

    • @TheImmortalLowlife
      @TheImmortalLowlife 3 года назад +41

      @@yurisssecondaccount6674 bless you

    • @pepperpeterpiperpickled9805
      @pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 3 года назад +16

      @@Grachtnakk I heard that sketch wasnt aired

    • @KA-vs7nl
      @KA-vs7nl 3 года назад +138

      @@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 ofc it wasn't. It's a miracle the tinyhats even allowed him on adult swim.

  • @Tekner436
    @Tekner436 2 года назад +7183

    over 5 years later, joe bernstein still writing throwaway garbage for buzzfeed, Sam's voice still echoing in his head.

    • @4ltrs573
      @4ltrs573 2 года назад +401

      I imagine him sitting at his pc, empty inside, only feeling something when the thought of sam embarrassing him years ago pops into his head, tears roll down his face. After that it's back to nothing, he then continues on his job of writing articles no one including himself will ever care about

    • @humble_frog
      @humble_frog 2 года назад +238

      JOOOOOOE..... YOURE A BLOCKHEAD JOE

    • @AMMAZZARE
      @AMMAZZARE 2 года назад +197

      I bet he still doesn’t even have an assistant

    • @criii4950
      @criii4950 2 года назад +30

      Thanks for the update lol this was entertaining to watch, I think Sam is very high iq

    • @Guitarist555000
      @Guitarist555000 2 года назад +70

      @Cyber-Bully just because a brand is big doesnt make it important lol like he said its mental popcorn for a bunch of blockheads who cant think for themselves

  • @diabl2master
    @diabl2master 7 лет назад +6336

    "The alt-right? Is that some kind of indie book store?" Never realised the joke here until now

    • @yandelavantfkagauntletpalacia
      @yandelavantfkagauntletpalacia 6 лет назад +93

      Davy Ker can you explain

    • @valentinlance8072
      @valentinlance8072 6 лет назад +1192

      Think "alt write"

    • @jessicas9940
      @jessicas9940 6 лет назад +82

      The Gauntlet Everyone knows that most people who listen to Indie music are racist

    • @jessicas9940
      @jessicas9940 6 лет назад +48

      Vareus Loxiu forreal though, how many black indie artists do you see? they all generally gravitate towards pop or hip hop

    • @jessicas9940
      @jessicas9940 6 лет назад +5

      o-ok

  • @rosihantu1
    @rosihantu1 3 года назад +5985

    All buzzfeed reporters should be treated with such contempt.

    • @N0TYALC
      @N0TYALC 3 года назад +100

      Buzzfeed reporters and their ilk are unironically the scum of the earth. Things would be much better if a large group of people downloaded the popular video game “Minecraft”, made a list of the servers these people play on, and grief them in-game.

    • @suckmymonkey4315
      @suckmymonkey4315 2 года назад +23

      "minecraft"

    • @ovichggat
      @ovichggat 2 года назад +12

      @@N0TYALC too far too political

    • @mickthetic
      @mickthetic 2 года назад +6

      @@N0TYALC you are insane lmao

    • @Hu-WhyteMan
      @Hu-WhyteMan 2 года назад +65

      Anyone that works at or even consumes buzzfeed content should be treated with the utmost content.

  • @DannyDoDar
    @DannyDoDar 8 лет назад +1525

    the condom hat is a great touch.

  • @iplaycs3
    @iplaycs3 2 года назад +2765

    6 years later and Joe still works there. His latest article titled ‘Is Netflix Good For The Jews?’

    • @Roescoe
      @Roescoe 2 года назад +393

      I thought this was a joke. Hilarious.

    • @iplaycs3
      @iplaycs3 2 года назад +328

      @@Roescoe it's very real, which makes it 10 times better

    • @Roescoe
      @Roescoe 2 года назад +17

      @@iplaycs3 Yep, And here I am working in a job I'm not that big a fan of, I wouldn't lie to an interviewer. I also wouldn't just keep going down the same script when I got a curveball.

    • @pdfpockethole
      @pdfpockethole 2 года назад +31

      Wow. I'm watching this video thinking "that writer probably got quickly squashed by the industry". How is he even surviving financially with such a fundamental misunderstanding of his own job?

    • @guymetdrapedes220
      @guymetdrapedes220 2 года назад +197

      @@pdfpockethole Ethnic and religious nepotism.

  • @clannon8833
    @clannon8833 2 года назад +4202

    It is 2022 and Joe Bernstein still works for Buzzfeed writing filler articles about new gadgets and jewish culture

    • @detectivebloor4011
      @detectivebloor4011 2 года назад +255

      Props for taking the time to lower case them.

    • @detectivebloor4011
      @detectivebloor4011 2 года назад +97

      @bob dylaqn other jews

    • @stephenstrang590
      @stephenstrang590 2 года назад +6

      I looked also.

    • @Zika42
      @Zika42 2 года назад +134

      I bet he still doesn't even have an assistant

    • @dzzuel6008
      @dzzuel6008 2 года назад +2

      @@detectivebloor4011 and half of americans*

  • @hoaxnobody8416
    @hoaxnobody8416 6 лет назад +1957

    5 years of extra schooling to nit pick subreddits at the toilet bowl of Internet journalism...

    • @herbienbrian2
      @herbienbrian2 3 года назад +34

      Wow I suddenly feel better.

    • @AntiAnnihilator5000
      @AntiAnnihilator5000 3 года назад +28

      +5 years of experience from this interview and he's still doing this. Imagine having Viewtiful Joe's life. I'd imagine the biggest losers and burnouts from his high school laugh every time they think about him.

    • @Deathfromabove5
      @Deathfromabove5 2 года назад +6

      @@AntiAnnihilator5000 You know for a fact Joe looks back and tries to laugh about getting World Peace cancelled while he works for a universally mocked media outlet writing the same garbage gossip pieces and goes nowhere in life. Meanwhile Sam has hundreds of thousands of fans world wide and broke a million views on his Idubbbz video AFTER being banned from every major platform.

    • @juggmkj
      @juggmkj 2 года назад +2

      @@Deathfromabove5 wait how does he have a channel to post on AFTER being banned on every major platform?

    • @Astorath_the_Grim
      @Astorath_the_Grim 2 года назад +1

      Well said.

  • @technologic2158
    @technologic2158 8 лет назад +5583

    That was pure gold. 6 years of school and nothing to show for it.

    • @manangyo
      @manangyo 6 лет назад +160

      except that, unlike sam hyde, he makes enough money to support himself

    • @uppercutgrandma4425
      @uppercutgrandma4425 6 лет назад +33

      Alexander Wiesner lols oof

    • @owendispensa8953
      @owendispensa8953 6 лет назад +6

      Alexander Wiesner KappaPride

    • @thecrapehanger24
      @thecrapehanger24 6 лет назад +487

      Hey Alexander Wiesner, that comment was super funny! Openly mocking those of lower socio-economic backgrounds, as if to suggest that people who don't earn enough money to support themselves should actively seek a job creating click bait at buzzfeed if they had any sense.
      If it was self aware it would be like a Sam Hyde joke, but you most likely don't understand what I'm getting at here, or do you?

    • @corduroykumquat
      @corduroykumquat 6 лет назад +159

      @@thecrapehanger24 options:
      starve & be authentic
      Sell out & make bread

  • @godursolamehahaxd9909
    @godursolamehahaxd9909 7 лет назад +851

    CAAAAAN YOU HEEEAAAR MEEE NOWWWWW
    nah I'm just messing with you
    alright buddy have a good one

    • @miepmaster25
      @miepmaster25 6 лет назад +46

      you really just can't tell what goes on in this guy's head

    • @Jtoob-z5n
      @Jtoob-z5n 3 года назад

      Best thing ever

  • @floridasoldat
    @floridasoldat 2 года назад +2693

    The pure defeat in his voice when he admitted he doesn’t have an assistant was pure gold lol

    • @Druskinolikejewski
      @Druskinolikejewski Год назад +161

      @Yedolf The loss of his show is a small price to pay to be a legend. Shill harder, Hershel.

    • @Druskinolikejewski
      @Druskinolikejewski Год назад +57

      @Yedolf Well. I know who he is.
      No idea who you are.

    • @Druskinolikejewski
      @Druskinolikejewski Год назад +48

      @Yedolf Says the guy with the kanye pfp.

    • @joshstubs2927
      @joshstubs2927 Год назад

      @Yedolf Damn bro you got some fat ass sausage fingers. Homie over here drinking too much lean and eating too many McDonalds sausage biscuits

    • @joshstubs2927
      @joshstubs2927 Год назад

      @Yedolf the only thing your musty ass is good at is eating the dollar menu. Big momma’s house lookin ass LMAO

  • @AH-wu9sr
    @AH-wu9sr 2 года назад +1529

    Amazing. Sam used reverse psychology and tough love to motivate Joe to quit wasting his life at Buzzfeed & chase his dream. Joe Bernstein is now a NYT reporter & the first graduate of Sam Hyde's "THINK IT DREAM IT DO IT" mentorship program.

    • @nutl3255
      @nutl3255 Год назад +97

      He actually does work at the New York Times but still for style or some fruity shift

    • @mellamojeff458
      @mellamojeff458 Год назад +75

      @@nutl3255 really? Last I saw, he still writes for buzzfeed with people still mocking him with the block head joke

    • @DakovP
      @DakovP Год назад +9

      not even actual NYT tho lmao

    • @Segaton
      @Segaton Год назад +8

      ​@Ephesians612 lmao... poor Joe will never amount to anything but a blogger.

    • @HeathenMetalhead221
      @HeathenMetalhead221 Год назад +14

      I bet the whole reason he started was because of this interview. He probably took it unironically and was like, "Oh yeah? I'll show him!"

  • @dannylammy
    @dannylammy 8 лет назад +2408

    We are your assistants

  • @Markus-jq3bo
    @Markus-jq3bo 7 лет назад +1179

    This is actually so fuckin rough at the end he literally crushes the dude

    • @TheLazyKey
      @TheLazyKey 6 лет назад +263

      Imagine having the voice of Sam Hyde inside your head whenever you're feeling inadequate about yourself.

    • @lilrosebush
      @lilrosebush 6 лет назад +47

      TheLazyKey I would actually full effort attempt suicide

    • @JustinLietz
      @JustinLietz 5 лет назад +51

      The ice water he was drinking was actually his own blood

    • @LOL60345
      @LOL60345 5 лет назад +10

      to be reborn you first have to die. nobody helped the dude like sam did before. layers but he doesnt put people down he pushes them up

    • @ElGuayo
      @ElGuayo 3 года назад +46

      No worries, Sam said that he was just kidding, messing with him and such

  • @urthofthenewsun8465
    @urthofthenewsun8465 3 года назад +777

    “Who’s my assistant- who’s your assistant?”
    “I don’t have one.
    “So I guess that means I’m more important than you, doesn’t it? HAHAHAHA.”

  • @mk6315
    @mk6315 3 года назад +207

    >Bernstein
    >immediately asking gotcha questions
    110 when

  • @swamplife3148
    @swamplife3148 6 лет назад +1742

    Sam Hydes a smart guy and thats what makes him so dangerous. We need to keep this guy away from our schools and public places.

    • @pandavelli8176
      @pandavelli8176 3 года назад +90

      I know, he can’t keep getting away with it

    • @alpatr0s596
      @alpatr0s596 3 года назад +18

      you're right. he will shoot through crowds of people to defend himself

    • @DoctorSess
      @DoctorSess 2 года назад +6

      Because he’ll blow them up right?

    • @percival8193
      @percival8193 2 года назад +17

      On the contrary. We NEED him in our schools and public places. The world desperately needs a voice like Sam Hyde’s at the current juncture

    • @swamplife3148
      @swamplife3148 2 года назад +10

      @@DoctorSess No because of the implications

  • @123698lol
    @123698lol 7 лет назад +3115

    Apparently this guy sued Sam Hyde
    I wonder if they played this in court or some shit kek

    • @BLUEGENE13
      @BLUEGENE13 6 лет назад +75

      what? no way, what for? You're joking right?

    • @jmunger63
      @jmunger63 6 лет назад +281

      @@BLUEGENE13 nope it happened

    • @deananthonywillis
      @deananthonywillis 6 лет назад +7

      when

    • @BigRon1995
      @BigRon1995 6 лет назад +223

      Proof? Cannot just say shit and not prove it bucko. This is the fucking internet

    • @user-wf2fm1yj4k
      @user-wf2fm1yj4k 6 лет назад +13

      Proof???

  • @BrainSeepsOut
    @BrainSeepsOut 8 лет назад +2210

    "nevermind im just messing with you" "ok talk to you later" wow what a pushover

    • @BoringSupreez
      @BoringSupreez 8 лет назад +394

      Blog sites like Buzzfeed exclusively hire cucks.

    • @BrainSeepsOut
      @BrainSeepsOut 8 лет назад +158

      can't blame them you have to be a pushover to make top 10 memes every day

    • @TheAgentmigs
      @TheAgentmigs 8 лет назад +93

      I bet he fucks with his socks on hahaha

    • @venimusvidimus6684
      @venimusvidimus6684 8 лет назад +102

      +Agent Migs I doubt he fucks at all, but I appreciate your sentiment.

    • @TheAgentmigs
      @TheAgentmigs 8 лет назад +28

      ***** You can't plant your feet and you slip around too much.

  • @wisemage0
    @wisemage0 7 лет назад +975

    Ever got roasted so hard you baww'd to adult swim until they cancelled someone's TV show?

    • @ZombieLincoln666
      @ZombieLincoln666 4 года назад +12

      Ever blown an interview because you think you can troll IRL and then lost your successful TV show?

    • @realbasherverse
      @realbasherverse 4 года назад +137

      @@ZombieLincoln666 cybertron

    • @SexyFace
      @SexyFace 3 года назад +15

      million dollar extreme wasnt very successful in terms of adult swim ratings
      @@ZombieLincoln666

    • @blappichulo9015
      @blappichulo9015 3 года назад +61

      @@ZombieLincoln666 MDE was gonna get shut down inevitably and I suspect it wouldn't have taken long, whether or not this interview happened. I'm surprised it even got green lit in the 1st place.

    • @li5up6
      @li5up6 3 года назад +57

      @@SexyFace the fuck are you smoking it got 1 million views per episode

  • @curtisw0234
    @curtisw0234 5 лет назад +735

    I love how Sam Hyde turns the interview on him and asks calculated unnerving/degrading questions hahaha

    • @avakintv7977
      @avakintv7977 Год назад +17

      I thought he was mean. He acted like his friend then degraded and destroyed the guys confidence and dreams and later said he was just messing with him. I love how he turns interactions that people would usually take serious into a complete joke

    • @avakintv7977
      @avakintv7977 Год назад +1

      I just found out sam hyde exists a few minutes ago and like the video he made.

    • @douglasmcveigh5559
      @douglasmcveigh5559 Год назад +49

      @@avakintv7977 This guy was writing articles about Sam Hyde and his show being in support of the alt right. In order to fire up the public and pressure Cartoon Network into canceling it. Sam was also never acting like his friend. He was just dismissing his questions by putting on an ironic facade because he had no interest in actually contributing to the guys hit piece. Sam just knew the guy would be forced to interview him for the story. So, Sam obliged the interview request for an opportunity to force the guy to sit through some verbal abuse and have his time wasted. I'd say the disrespect and trash talk was warranted, considering what this vulture was willing to do to get a relevant story.

    • @showsister69
      @showsister69 Год назад

      ​@@avakintv7977you realize Bernstein called him to do the same thing you foaming at the mouth retard. The difference is Bernstein is acting like what he's doing isn't absolutely just a waste of his hour glass and he's painting it out for him real time and he's got really really mad because he figured that out. He basically made this man have a mid life crisis lmao

    • @showsister69
      @showsister69 Год назад

      ​@@douglasmcveigh5559I'm a high-school dropout and I can have more coherent arguments stored af. This loser Bernstein went to school to be a journalist. This is comical. However much he spent to go to college was hundreds of thousands of dollar LITERALLY BURNED AWAY on a fucking MORON

  • @way2tehdawn
    @way2tehdawn 3 года назад +852

    I believe it’s genuinely true he basically outsourced the entire management of his social media to some Filipinos.

    • @georgesorros8463
      @georgesorros8463 2 года назад +59

      Even If it's not trur what a great way of denying all of it lol

    • @TheDamnWinner
      @TheDamnWinner 2 года назад +63

      Ive heard him mention it off handedly when telling stories totally outside the context of using it as an excuse for all the shit he’s said online as well, so yeah I’m pretty sure its true. He was telling a story on a pod i just watched earlier about how funny it was that he has like a full years worth od DMs of fans earnestly trying to hit him up with sad stories and needing advice or whatever and the fillipino would just be like “thats a very unfortunate story.” And shit haha

    • @TheMorbidAsshole
      @TheMorbidAsshole 2 года назад +55

      it's true im filipino and there's 5 of us with a team leader

    • @destubae3271
      @destubae3271 2 года назад +22

      It explains the nationalist rhetoric. As soon as Sam found out what the racist Filipino assistants wrote on social media after this interview, he realized he screwed up and called back Joe in tears but it was too late

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 Год назад +2

      @@destubae3271 lololololololol

  • @mosjosb
    @mosjosb 6 лет назад +690

    Why does he keep taking Sam's sister into this?

  • @mistercaptain6102
    @mistercaptain6102 8 лет назад +915

    Graduate school for journalism because 'I just didn't know what else to do'
    wow holy fuck

    • @0x20pirate
      @0x20pirate 7 лет назад +26

      Haha yeah if only they were all college fuckups doing meaningful work like film and comedy.

    • @lordbiffington
      @lordbiffington 7 лет назад

      WEW
      E
      W

    • @BumpTune8462
      @BumpTune8462 3 года назад +6

      0x20 what a shitty response

    • @chilliecheesecake
      @chilliecheesecake 3 года назад +16

      @@0x20pirate And here you are watching Sam's material, smart ass

    • @vkaa3k190
      @vkaa3k190 3 года назад +60

      jewish intellectual genius

  • @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
    @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED 6 лет назад +573

    "what is the alt-right?"
    *Bernstien goes silent*
    Oh I fucking love how he's doing this

  • @GoonaTVhi
    @GoonaTVhi 2 года назад +875

    Imagine being Joe Bernstein, interviewing people and talking about their reddit posts

  • @Remington-wl7jp
    @Remington-wl7jp 5 лет назад +1344

    Sam Hyde is one of my favorite comedians of all time. He has always been able to capitalize on the fact that the general public is oblivious and stunned when presented with anything that contradicts popular belief. Retards are his canvas, and a large canvas he has.

    • @DadaPoopoo
      @DadaPoopoo 2 года назад +7

      If only he didn't spray Pollock diarrhea all over it.

    • @Remington-wl7jp
      @Remington-wl7jp 2 года назад +35

      @@DadaPoopoo I think he ruined it with his bad attitude.

    • @timmyturner7494
      @timmyturner7494 2 года назад +31

      It’s not a bad attitude. It’s probing where people are uncomfortable to get to the real human beneath. Most people are too up their own asses to see it.

    • @apogeotropism1714
      @apogeotropism1714 2 года назад

      Bad attitude?
      Bad attitude about what?
      A journalist referring to a hit piece article about his hard work, as an honest to god real interview?
      He was toying with the guy…
      He was a lion pawing at a little mouse, deciding on whether, or not, he wants to let it continue living…
      The guys a total douche and Sam knows it. A liberal hack, doing what liberals do best. Acting morally superior and trying to get others cancelled for thinking differently than they do…
      There used to be a word for that… Fascist.
      Before they changed the meaning to mean “conservative”.

    • @JuanyJuanes
      @JuanyJuanes 9 месяцев назад

      Wow

  • @BOB2112420
    @BOB2112420 8 лет назад +487

    Haha, this is still online. This one's a gem. Gonna have to download it before it disappears.

    • @havesomedeathsticks
      @havesomedeathsticks 8 лет назад +29

      chang? are you sam's racist chinese personal assistant?

    • @BOB2112420
      @BOB2112420 8 лет назад +37

      My name's not Chang and I can't very well be Sam's personal assistant. That wouldn't be very smart now, would it? I'm in jail after all...

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 7 лет назад +1

      If you've got internet and a VPN while in jail, it couldn't be the worst.

    • @danielfebrizio9033
      @danielfebrizio9033 7 лет назад +1

      Are you A Alien?

    • @thomasdalby7805
      @thomasdalby7805 5 лет назад +1

      Still here bro

  • @johnedwards3151
    @johnedwards3151 6 лет назад +841

    So a Jewish New York "journalist" who works at buzzfeed wants to shut down Sam Hyde?
    Imagine my shock!

  • @PatchTM983
    @PatchTM983 7 лет назад +1314

    Every Buzzfeed interview
    "So you're doing those things that we hate, right? haha"
    "No"
    "O-Oh okay"

    • @atarirob
      @atarirob 3 года назад +83

      "You're promoting hate and we're the people that define what that means, but you're promoting hate right?"

    • @CollegeDroputPowerpoints
      @CollegeDroputPowerpoints 2 года назад +7

      Crowder experienced it too

    • @haydenquakenbush8626
      @haydenquakenbush8626 2 года назад +2

      @@CollegeDroputPowerpoints oh I fuckin wonder why. Haha that dude is an unfunny asshole. At least Sam is a funny nazi. Lol

    • @AyshKing
      @AyshKing 2 года назад

      @@atarirob They are Hate the same as God is Love

  • @fullmints207
    @fullmints207 2 года назад +173

    He STILL works at Buzzfeed by the way for anybody that cares.
    YOU WILL NEEEEEEEEEVER GET A JOB AT THE NEW YORK TIMES

  • @ericpeters4433
    @ericpeters4433 5 лет назад +669

    Sam Hyde is a national treasure

    • @juri8723
      @juri8723 3 года назад +28

      national security threat

    • @juri8723
      @juri8723 2 года назад

      @@tyler843 what is it?

    • @juri8723
      @juri8723 2 года назад +2

      @@tyler843 i don‘t have to explain anything to you.

    • @Sam-sl1uy
      @Sam-sl1uy 2 года назад

      @@juri8723 zombie opinion

    • @Cat-up6hb
      @Cat-up6hb 2 года назад

      @@tyler843
      didnt you know this guy was involved in multible terror attacks and mass shootings
      he is an international security threat i would say

  • @MeatGoblet
    @MeatGoblet 7 лет назад +2571

    Bernstein got so shook that he spearheaded getting the show cancelled out of spite. LEGENDARY BLOCKHEAD STATUS.

    • @nautilus2612
      @nautilus2612 3 года назад +93

      He had no influence on the show's cancellation, he's a nobody

    • @The__Leo
      @The__Leo 3 года назад +209

      Yeah, Tim Heidecker and some Adult Swim office people got it cancelled, this guy just made himself look like an idiot.

    • @glockteau______twins
      @glockteau______twins 3 года назад +4

      @@The__Leo how did Tim h get it cancelled?

    • @The__Leo
      @The__Leo 3 года назад +53

      @@glockteau______twins I'm not an expert in MDE lore or anything, but Tim worked with Adult Swim for over a decade before World Peace, probably just complained to the program director. There's a video of Sam calling in to a Livestream Tim was doing shortly after it happened.

    • @terryballsack69
      @terryballsack69 2 года назад +5

      he won lmao

  • @Dziugenonas
    @Dziugenonas 8 лет назад +784

    ugh this is so uncomfortable
    good job sammy

    • @mynvs-
      @mynvs- 7 лет назад +2

      ツ i

  • @Koivisto147
    @Koivisto147 6 лет назад +905

    Does Sam Hyde even exist?? Is he a real person?

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie 5 лет назад +54

      he's a red pilled god

    • @dosdoomguy2285
      @dosdoomguy2285 5 лет назад +64

      He’s the physical manifestation of fucking with the Left

    • @shallowgod5539
      @shallowgod5539 5 лет назад +56

      Who do you think killed all those kids

    • @cosmojenkins3020
      @cosmojenkins3020 5 лет назад +51

      I've always respected Sam as being genuinely funny, and not just another "Left is beta and triggered lul" dude. I was introduced to MDE and World Peace by my best friend: a transgender female/socialist, which is saying a lot about his genuine ability to be hilarious. Lmao

    • @dwaynetherickscanchez3160
      @dwaynetherickscanchez3160 5 лет назад +14

      COSMO JENKINS bestfriend more like boyfriend hahaha

  • @Zwarlie
    @Zwarlie 2 года назад +151

    it must suck for Blockhead Joe to know that the literal only thing he’ll ever be remembered for is getting roasted by Sam Hyde, and that Sam Hyde will be remembered and he won’t

  • @HighWideandHandsome
    @HighWideandHandsome Год назад +133

    Sam trolled this BuzzFeed reporter so hard, the entire company shut down.

    • @FVBmovies
      @FVBmovies Год назад +2

      It's Buzzfeed News you're talking about not regular Buzzfeed where Joe Bernstein works. Buzfeed News was a daughter company.

    • @btwarggoant
      @btwarggoant Год назад

      its ur mom bozo@@FVBmovies

    • @grahamnelly3491
      @grahamnelly3491 11 месяцев назад

      @@btwarggoant Good one

    • @rondaxen88
      @rondaxen88 6 месяцев назад

      And he got away with it too. I don’t blame him honestly, they put him in a self defense situation

  • @herespaul
    @herespaul 8 лет назад +144

    Sam, please respond to my direct messages or I will take legal action.
    -J Bernstein.

  • @CribbsTV
    @CribbsTV 8 лет назад +877

    holy fuck you tore him to shreds

    • @binal-flecki2387
      @binal-flecki2387 8 лет назад +100

      calm down mohammed she's not even 9

    • @Lovicide
      @Lovicide 7 лет назад +25

      Most Muslims prefer ten year olds

    • @mastodonrock96
      @mastodonrock96 7 лет назад

      James Paul - Picky...

    • @floofytown
      @floofytown 7 лет назад +5

      No he didn't. He was just a bully for no reason. There were no pointed takedowns. He just called the guy a pussy in a bunch of lame pussy ways and screamed at him. And Bernstein didn't even react beyond being frustrated. The only person affected by this was Sam and he kinda screwed himself in the eye socket by being such a fucking baby in this interview.

    • @patrickbateman312
      @patrickbateman312 2 года назад +11

      @@floofytown You're kind of ghey

  • @JiminyHCriquet
    @JiminyHCriquet 8 лет назад +714

    Buzzfeed: Friends of the American People.
    "Are you associated with the political movement known as [name]?"
    "Do you have any friends also associated and are you willing to report on them?"

    • @therealteal620
      @therealteal620 6 лет назад +23

      Jiminy H. Criquet McCarthy did nothing wrong

    • @ricardocantoral7672
      @ricardocantoral7672 6 лет назад +34

      That's the irony, the new fascists are "anti-fascist". Disagree with me ? You loose your job ! You supports the second amendment ? Goodbye sponsors ! You like Trump ! Heckle that Nazi in a restaurant !

    • @ultimategotea
      @ultimategotea 5 лет назад +11

      @@ricardocantoral7672
      Similarities between the american anti-fascist movement and German Nazis in 1930s and 40s
      Cult of personality: check
      Calls themselves socialist: check
      Obviously not socialist: check
      Violent: antifa more so than 1930s Germany, less so than late 30s and 40s
      That's my synopsis, take that as you will

    • @burbclavefutur1527
      @burbclavefutur1527 4 года назад +1

      @@googlexd7294 NutSacs are capitalists

    • @talkinghoorse6936
      @talkinghoorse6936 2 года назад

      You forgot the constant use of "Let me ask you a question".

  • @slumpshark
    @slumpshark 5 лет назад +79

    "yes im jewish, how could you tell?"

  • @brewhaha1380
    @brewhaha1380 3 года назад +330

    After all these years, blockhead joe still works at buzzfeed

    • @AntiAnnihilator5000
      @AntiAnnihilator5000 3 года назад +40

      Amazing, isn't it? It's like if you got a job at McDonald's out of high school and you kept at it for half a decade while all your friends sped past you in life. You would think he'd get a clue, but blockheads are as blockheads do.

    • @SirJad_
      @SirJad_ 2 года назад +6

      YOU'RE A BLOCKHEAD JHOEE

    • @skraminc
      @skraminc 2 года назад +10

      how the does this guy make money? he writes 4 articles a year for buzzfeed about instagram hash tags or an apple watch. wtf

    • @fartsneed9464
      @fartsneed9464 2 года назад +4

      SAD!

    • @Deathfromabove5
      @Deathfromabove5 2 года назад +3

      @@skraminc Joe's life is perfect justice for helping the cancellation of WP. He is stuck making top ten lists and other basic intern garbage in his 30s living in a massively overpriced NYC apartment working for the same garbage "news" outlet that is laughed at worldwide.

  • @RonPaulRevolution500
    @RonPaulRevolution500 8 лет назад +1685

    I remember hanging with Sam back in elementary school.
    He decided it would be fun to see how long my 5 fish stayed alive without water.
    #SamsFirstMassKilling

    • @whatthefuninc8485
      @whatthefuninc8485 6 лет назад +34

      Steve Robinson this guys makes me embarrassed to say I’m from from Fall River. Not the drug problems or the crime but this one person specifically...

    • @Bryan_Kay
      @Bryan_Kay 3 года назад +54

      @@whatthefuninc8485 thank him for his service, you bimbo babyman.

    • @juggmkj
      @juggmkj 2 года назад +3

      Steve Robinson It's pretty cool and edgy that he still acts the exact same as he did in elementary school too, ain't it?

    • @Nero_Karel
      @Nero_Karel 2 года назад +32

      @@juggmkj He's a comedian, so yeah it is lol

    • @MORTIFICER
      @MORTIFICER 2 года назад +6

      @@juggmkj isn’t it pretty cool and culturally diversified that your name is JUGG (insert mlg letters)? That must be a cool life.

  • @o0julek0o
    @o0julek0o 7 лет назад +205

    It's how he fucking ends the conversion that gets me all the time, after the distorted screaming, it all comes to a close with a simple "just kidding... Speak to ya later"

  • @Blag_Cog
    @Blag_Cog 8 лет назад +237

    Sam how did the municipal tap water from ep3 taste? I live in europe so i wouldn't know.

  • @jonafrica5739
    @jonafrica5739 3 года назад +301

    such a narcissist he actually answered sams question seriously when he flipped the tables lmao

    • @MexicanOREOz
      @MexicanOREOz 8 дней назад

      damn that’s very true. i have narcissistic tendencies so that’s interesting you brought that up and i think about how i would react

  • @antiprismatic
    @antiprismatic 6 лет назад +111

    "I'm writing a hitpiece against you."

  • @red00violet
    @red00violet 8 лет назад +215

    If you can't take the heat...
    cry to your lawyers and have them take down the video.

  • @cheffffffffffffffffffff
    @cheffffffffffffffffffff 7 лет назад +240

    *_CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW_*

  • @kodee2
    @kodee2 2 года назад +334

    Joe actually started working at NYT in Aug of 2022 according to his LinkedIn. Let’s give him a big round of applause for achieving his dreams

    • @runsintunson9586
      @runsintunson9586 2 года назад +73

      viewtiful joe

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero Год назад +83

      Now he can accuse more people of being political extremists!

    • @mikegerrard7741
      @mikegerrard7741 Год назад +16

      Yup it's true shows how NYTimes is just garbage now

    • @mvwil
      @mvwil Год назад +5

      Major Sam L

    • @feluto7172
      @feluto7172 Год назад +24

      Sam the Man gave him the drive and motivation to get back to actual work

  • @kube410
    @kube410 3 месяца назад +9

    Its 2024 and Joe finally made it!!! Thanks to this interaction with Sam he really switched his life around and now instead of writing shitty articles for buzzfeed he writes shitty articles for NYT!! Congrats Joe!

  • @Punished_Rustles
    @Punished_Rustles 8 лет назад +456

    This was literally anudda shoah

  • @fromage7695
    @fromage7695 6 лет назад +259

    Alpha v. Beta

  • @hetzertankdestroyer
    @hetzertankdestroyer Месяц назад +9

    Beautiful joe working at nyt doesnt mean that sam was wrong, it just means they let anybody in now

  • @AinsleyHarriott1
    @AinsleyHarriott1 2 года назад +74

    Joe Bernsteins latest article "Is Netflix good for the Jews" lol and that's real.

  • @NativeAmericant
    @NativeAmericant 6 лет назад +242

    Random jew: who manages your twitter account?
    Hyde: my assistant ::drinks water out of an old jar::

  • @drkwngdck9963
    @drkwngdck9963 8 лет назад +510

    I think he'd fit right in at the Jew York Times.

    • @lordquas70
      @lordquas70 4 года назад +26

      Shut it down

    • @Skindoggiedog
      @Skindoggiedog 4 года назад

      Now he would.

    • @BustyNutz
      @BustyNutz 2 года назад +15

      Yea people like you is why Sam is constantly deplatformed ......

    • @bajjajajbajjjajaj6473
      @bajjajajbajjjajaj6473 2 года назад

      @Poli Dissent go change it then

    • @billyhorchel5429
      @billyhorchel5429 2 года назад

      @Poli Dissent cause you value their platform. If you really think people can’t spread their own opinions without using a specific platform you’re on some weak ass beta shit. Make your own platform pussy

  • @Wrathsack
    @Wrathsack 2 года назад +77

    That buzzfeed employee put Sam in a self defense situation over the phone. Very unwise for him with 6 years of schooling under his belt.

  • @HonkeyKong54
    @HonkeyKong54 2 года назад +49

    A buzzfeed employee crys out as he strikes you

  • @StefanMoIyneux
    @StefanMoIyneux 2 года назад +340

    i love how sam just aggressively gets in people's heads. goldstein interviewer has never been put in that position before

    • @davidenivan
      @davidenivan 2 года назад +4

      Sam isnt getting inside anybodys head. Hes just being spontaniously rude which takes most people by surprise.

    • @StefanMoIyneux
      @StefanMoIyneux 2 года назад +35

      @@davidenivan hope he sees this bro

    • @davidenivan
      @davidenivan 2 года назад

      @@StefanMoIyneux you're sucking off sam hyde, I give you a reality check, and you call me a suck up?

    • @PonyFoot123
      @PonyFoot123 2 года назад +38

      @@davidenivan rude to the bad faith interviewer who asks if hes alt right at the start lmao

  • @r4x2
    @r4x2 7 лет назад +136

    Some of my music was used on World Peace, and I'm still pissed it was cancelled. Cool, bye.

  • @Postcinct
    @Postcinct 8 лет назад +505

    Sam, can you adopt me?

    • @catfromtrigun
      @catfromtrigun 8 лет назад +49

      fuck you loser he's next in line to be my daddie first

    • @Goatsee
      @Goatsee 8 лет назад +127

      he has too many assistants to feed

    • @GrandmasterofWin
      @GrandmasterofWin 7 лет назад +17

      +Goatse "sisters"

    • @williampoole1742
      @williampoole1742 5 лет назад +4

      I pray every day that he starts an actual cult. I'd donate every dollar and join immediately.

  • @dollopbingo5643
    @dollopbingo5643 6 лет назад +159

    my favorite part is how he ends the conversation with "I'll talk to you later" and Joe just goes along with it

  • @PK2Productions
    @PK2Productions 4 года назад +206

    This is the journalistic equivalent of the Murray Franklin interview in Joker.

    • @BronzeAgePepper
      @BronzeAgePepper 2 года назад +3

      @Trevnev ah yes the popular hero The Joker, whose thrilling and not at all depressing movie follows the consumer-friendly formula popularized by the Marvel cinematic universe. A movie I'd show to my kids along with Spider Man and Guardians of the Galaxy

  • @zionistslayer
    @zionistslayer 6 лет назад +137

    This was great. "You write the mental equivalent to popcorn." Sam destroyed this beta male buzz feed blogger

  • @DetourUnit
    @DetourUnit 5 лет назад +60

    Lmao he can't answer if working at buzzfeed is fulfilling

    • @NyQuilDonut
      @NyQuilDonut Месяц назад

      He did answer it. He said some days are good some days are bad like any job. So basically "no not really."

  • @High-Overlord-Snarffie-Pug
    @High-Overlord-Snarffie-Pug 2 года назад +75

    Sam is a nightmare for anyone who is trying to force him to be serious about anything.

  • @bbok1616
    @bbok1616 Месяц назад +15

    8 years later... Joe is in Times! He is probably very thankful for all the motivation Sam gave him

  • @TimothyEgnn
    @TimothyEgnn Месяц назад +9

    Fun fact.
    Joe Bernstein sits on twitter tweeting to like 10 people daily.
    Sam was 100% correct 😂

  • @vonnoll1493
    @vonnoll1493 7 месяцев назад +18

    Dude reports on fashion for NYT. he did not win and continues to make slop.

    • @MemmaJemma
      @MemmaJemma 7 месяцев назад +4

      Really it doesn't matter how bad Joe's content is. If he can put NYT on his resume, then Sam lost.

    • @Y-two-K
      @Y-two-K 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@MemmaJemma It's a draw. No one is reading his articles or saying that it's good, but yes, he did make the NYT.

  • @Anon_Spartan
    @Anon_Spartan 2 года назад +39

    How did idubbz see this and Sam infiltrating a Tedx talk and think 'yeah I can take him on'.

    • @AfrewSpines
      @AfrewSpines Год назад

      Because Ian is a loser who is desperate for the attention he was getting when Filthy Frank was propping him up.

  • @defaultname7685
    @defaultname7685 2 года назад +107

    six years later and this guy is still working at buzzfeed, sam was right lmao

    • @AL-PAKA
      @AL-PAKA 2 года назад

      how do you know do u read buzzfush?

    • @quantumfrost9467
      @quantumfrost9467 2 года назад +5

      @@AL-PAKA probably just searched his name before writing that?

    • @CR-og5ho
      @CR-og5ho Год назад +1

      Yeah and now Sam is e-begging with a load of zoomers

    • @defaultname7685
      @defaultname7685 9 месяцев назад +1

      you sound upset @@CR-og5ho
      EDIT: bro did you seriously like your own comment lol

  • @EliteKnight97
    @EliteKnight97 2 года назад +81

    The last 3 minutes of this make me feel as though Sam single handed lay got into every single buzz feed employees head and induced the downfall of the company

  • @dmnck70
    @dmnck70 5 лет назад +976

    The funny thing is that this video likely has significantly more views and more people that legitimately enjoyed it more than the article Joe shekelstein wrote, assuming he did I don't care enough to even check.

    • @Alicaso
      @Alicaso 3 года назад +18

      it was shit

    • @pokeninja777
      @pokeninja777 2 года назад +32

      FELONIUS BOLUS

    • @KEHT92
      @KEHT92 Год назад +4

      Eventhough I am not from USA and not completely familiar with Sam or this "journalist", after reading the article about Sam I understood - This guy (Joe) must be some guy who is stuck in his teenager years because he judges almost everything instead of understanding the situation and the reason behind it. Afterwards I googled for Sam Hyde and saw him as a guy making really good (but sometimes too heavy) jokes. What was the point behind this sort of "interview with Sam"????
      What the f?

    • @BumpTune8462
      @BumpTune8462 Год назад +20

      @@KEHT92 the point was Joe coming after Sam and trying to kill off his tv show and make him a broke nobody and ruin his career. That’s what every Jew reporter seeks to do with slightly edgy comedians.

    • @gilbert-cl6im
      @gilbert-cl6im 2 месяца назад +1

      @@BumpTune8462 JEWS REPORTER

  • @jbs.
    @jbs. 8 лет назад +85

    BLOCKHEAD JOE!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ThreeGuysOneBucket
    @ThreeGuysOneBucket 8 лет назад +115

    Someone save the video for re-up for when Joe wants it taken down like he did the one on the MDE account.

  • @L7Mcmacdaddy
    @L7Mcmacdaddy 3 года назад +22

    Watching this with blown out speakers for the immersion

    • @den4980
      @den4980 3 года назад +2

      The sound waves probably bounced off your skin at “UR A BLOCKHEAD, JOE!”

  • @theobawart
    @theobawart 5 лет назад +216

    update: joe bernstein is still working at buzzfeed

    • @Jack-sh6xr
      @Jack-sh6xr 3 года назад +4

      Buzzfeeds the cuck version of the island from Lost

    • @trabant3060
      @trabant3060 3 года назад +37

      Updated 2 : Joe is still working at buzzfeed

    • @LordsofMedia
      @LordsofMedia 3 года назад +39

      Update: The New York Times is not prestigious anymore.

    • @str8904
      @str8904 3 года назад +59

      Update: Joe Bernstein, still jewish

    • @evohei
      @evohei 2 года назад +18

      Update: Joe urged people to “kill a straight white man on your way to work tomorrow” in response to a New Republic article outlining how white, middle-class men need to be “dethroned” in American society.

  • @gordonshumway6128
    @gordonshumway6128 9 месяцев назад +34

    NYT scooped this guy up to write Buzzfeed style articles lmao

    • @kurt2552
      @kurt2552 9 месяцев назад +6

      lol really?

  • @keeganmessineo5537
    @keeganmessineo5537 4 года назад +112

    All Sam had to say to keep his show was
    "I'm an aggressive anti white, anti capitalist, pro lgbtq visionary who is making right wing satire! Like the Colbert report but original!"
    And we would have our world peace. But alas Sam was to young, too inexperienced with the narrative devil.

    • @hand3and3
      @hand3and3 3 года назад +54

      Sams got integrity. He knew he could have done that, but thats just not him. Sam DOMINATES

    • @pinklemonade8320
      @pinklemonade8320 2 года назад +3

      They even tried to cancel Colbert because making satire that mocks racism is not considered explicitly anti-racist enough

  • @Dovahween
    @Dovahween 7 лет назад +33

    You didnt have to do him like that. nigga straight crispy after that roast.

  • @brycedickens
    @brycedickens 2 года назад +57

    sam was right, joe is still working a dead-end job at buzzfeed.

  • @yungsnotrocket
    @yungsnotrocket Год назад +44

    Joe finally made it to the NYT July of last year, he probably kept this in the back of his head through these years lmao

    • @detectivebloor4011
      @detectivebloor4011 Год назад +31

      But does he have an assistant?

    • @Killzone110
      @Killzone110 Год назад +3

      RENT FREE

    • @RustyHeels06
      @RustyHeels06 7 месяцев назад +2

      The thing is, if Sam Hyde doesn't berate and humiliate him like he does in this clip, would Joe have ever gotten there? Really, Joe needs to thank Sam for helping him out.

  • @Ligmanutz
    @Ligmanutz Год назад +19

    Today is 4/20/2023, buzzfeed is dead, the world is healing.

  • @lordzandig247
    @lordzandig247 8 лет назад +266

    Sam Hyde is a scrub. Viewtiful Joe is best on GameCube. Bless Hideki Kamiya and the Platinum stars above!

  • @Kali23Yuga
    @Kali23Yuga 7 лет назад +61

    I feel like they're gonna continue to try and destroy your rise in comedy by lumping you with the alt right, the new boogeyman in town.

    • @4TheWinQuinn
      @4TheWinQuinn 4 месяца назад

      Just wait until fishtank … and MDE 2. WERE SO BACK.

  • @MikeFlamingo
    @MikeFlamingo 2 года назад +47

    I love seeing the gears turning when Joe says I'm having a hard time hearing you and Sam giggles a little and grabs the mic and blasts him. Fucking hilarious.

  • @Lurker27819
    @Lurker27819 Год назад +21

    Just two Jews trying to out-sass each other. Many such cases

  • @southofheck
    @southofheck 5 лет назад +49

    Sam just made this guy realize how shit his life is

  • @zigotina
    @zigotina 8 лет назад +64

    WHATDOYOUTHINKABOUTHAT

  • @xLazarusEnvy
    @xLazarusEnvy 2 года назад +104

    My new favorite thing since the Idubbzzz "doc" came out is watching Sam completely dominate and handle as well as lambaste people in interviews. Hahahaha

    • @cyber-bully5063
      @cyber-bully5063 2 года назад +5

      It's really not that hard when the person on the other end is forced by their employer to remain "civil" at all times

    • @toxicturtle9077
      @toxicturtle9077 2 года назад +2

      @@cyber-bully5063 Joe Bernstein would still pussy out of a confrontation regardless of how leashed he is by a midwit brain candy publication. What would he say, "you're LITERALLY a Nazi"?

    • @alZiiHardstylez
      @alZiiHardstylez 2 года назад +17

      Reasonable intelligence, a penchant for comedy and awareness of the pointy hat history. A mixture that is truly ungovernable.

    • @cyber-bully5063
      @cyber-bully5063 2 года назад

      ​@@toxicturtle9077 It hardly matters whether the guy is a pussy or not lol it's not impressive to "dominate" a conversation when the other person is literally getting paid to get you to talk as much as possible.

    • @toxicturtle9077
      @toxicturtle9077 2 года назад +5

      @@cyber-bully5063 It's not impressive, it's just funny.

  • @sergez6172
    @sergez6172 2 года назад +47

    I love how he answers the questions about himself and how he cant help but talk about himself.

  • @peterparker6669
    @peterparker6669 Год назад +87

    The thing is, even with Blockhead Joe working at NYT, he's probably thinking "I'll show Sam Hyde I can work for a prestigious news company." and Sam has probably forgotten Joe Bernstein exists.

    • @feluto7172
      @feluto7172 Год назад

      @Ephesians612 That fucking stings lmao, 10 fucking years at buzzfeed to be moved to buzzfeed 2.0

    • @Killzone110
      @Killzone110 Год назад +7

      RENT FREE

    • @jungshin87
      @jungshin87 Год назад +6

      aka idubbz

    • @martinfischermann6194
      @martinfischermann6194 8 месяцев назад +3

      Yall fanboys can be so delusional lol

    • @sdivine13
      @sdivine13 6 месяцев назад

      Who?

  • @Revelationscreation
    @Revelationscreation 2 месяца назад +9

    The irony is that the journalist did end up working at the New York Times… still hilarious as hell but sadly Sam was wrong about that.

  • @6PTK9
    @6PTK9 8 лет назад +92

    Sam should have done a Hannibal Lector "quid pro quo" type of interview with this guy

  • @SCWood
    @SCWood 3 года назад +43

    "Who's my assistant?? Who's YOUR assistant?" Is the most underrated line here

  • @JBARREXPERIENCE
    @JBARREXPERIENCE 8 месяцев назад +14

    joseph finally got a job at the NYT writing about how trim joe biden looks in his handsome suit