@ballyman True. The key is to make yourself "in charge" early. Not in the act like a douche, overbearing, stubborn kind of way, but the "I'm not going to bend to your every demand, I can easily survive without you" kind of way. This is a good way to weed out the "underiserable" (read: women with an inflated sense of self worth) women. When I first started dating and I was completely clueless, I would basically change who I am to make my girlfriend at the time happy, say things I didn't believe to avoid conflict, etc. While there were certain boundaries I remained adamant on, it was still enough where she would walk all over me. We broke up before a year had passed. It was a good learning experience. The next girl I started dating, I did as I described before. I wasn't a dick, but I was definetly my own person. I had my own opinions, I didn't filter myself unless it was absolutley necessary, and I could survive without her. She was pretty similar personality wise to the first girl, but I was absolutley in charge and independent. Things went much better. So there's my stupid little blogpost of my personal experience. Not claiming to be an expert (far from it - I can be an autist pretty often) but your comment got me thinking. Not all women are bad. Just gotta weed them out before getting too involved.
"I uhhh... I don't want you hanging around that camgirl of yours anymore. For starters she didn't let me box in the Creator Clash...and I'm pretty sure she's been reporting my posts."
Olfaction is the only sense that bypasses the thalamus in the brain and has a direct route. So, actually, Sam made a genius gesture in his acting or it was by pure accident.
It was, it was called MDE (Million Dollar Extreme), it was on Adult Swim. I forgot why they cancled the show, but yeah he used to have a show. I think you may be able to find a few episodes online. 😎👍
@Drew Scrivers because there are dozens of titles out there which have "x presents y" in the title card but omit the presenting party in the official title, like (Jackass presents) Bad Grandpa. also I have autism
my dad acts kinda like this, he's not even divorced. whenever he gets into a conversation with anybody whose not his kids, he brings up tinder statistics and dating dynamics, as if he hasn't been married for 18 years at this point.
This is only funny because we all know that even though hes using tons of hyperbole, with today's hyper sexualized culture, a lot of the things he is saying are true. It's funny because its true.
U.S. Marine Hyde
You forgot his middle name... LOCK
thank you for your service U.S. Marine Hyde xD
Lock
@@diversekino all I heard was WUWUWAWHWhHAhWUaWUuWA
"I don't want you hanging around your mother anymore." Lmao, right out of the gate it's comedic gold.
Rofl like the kid has any choice at all
This is exactly how my dad was when my parents got divorced holy shit
Jeremy Smith Yeah, mine too. I love how specific MDE's satire can often be and still be completely accurate.
kirmo Thank you
me too dude, especially the money grabbing part, but all sam said its pretty accurate representation of what my father said
@ballyman True. The key is to make yourself "in charge" early. Not in the act like a douche, overbearing, stubborn kind of way, but the "I'm not going to bend to your every demand, I can easily survive without you" kind of way. This is a good way to weed out the "underiserable" (read: women with an inflated sense of self worth) women.
When I first started dating and I was completely clueless, I would basically change who I am to make my girlfriend at the time happy, say things I didn't believe to avoid conflict, etc. While there were certain boundaries I remained adamant on, it was still enough where she would walk all over me. We broke up before a year had passed. It was a good learning experience. The next girl I started dating, I did as I described before. I wasn't a dick, but I was definetly my own person. I had my own opinions, I didn't filter myself unless it was absolutley necessary, and I could survive without her. She was pretty similar personality wise to the first girl, but I was absolutley in charge and independent. Things went much better.
So there's my stupid little blogpost of my personal experience. Not claiming to be an expert (far from it - I can be an autist pretty often) but your comment got me thinking. Not all women are bad. Just gotta weed them out before getting too involved.
HA, same...
Sam is such a good father teaching idubbz how to fish.
That bitch he dumps one in took the man right out of him. The man was built like a coward.
He didn’t get the message
This is the best comment I've ever read!!! Thank you fur giving it to me even though I didn't know i needed it@!!
"I uhhh... I don't want you hanging around that camgirl of yours anymore. For starters she didn't let me box in the Creator Clash...and I'm pretty sure she's been reporting my posts."
That's not idubs! That's a little boy. Retard
"Do the bye-bye thing, Sam."
BYEEEEE
It's just so good
that boy grew up to be sam's current audience...
can confirm
now thats a real father.
Fake father
@@Profile.4 Possible father
“you gotta tap into that primal brain”
>taps nose
Olfaction is the only sense that bypasses the thalamus in the brain and has a direct route. So, actually, Sam made a genius gesture in his acting or it was by pure accident.
@Rays Through Trees, Summer Breeze hold up, evolution? how much the labcoats pay you to say that? 😂😂😂😂
Sam must've done a character study with my father
Sam should have his hair like that all the time, is genuinely really good on him & suits him really well lmao
Would of been good for fishtank season 2 instead we got the man in the yellow hat
Bahaha my uterus is on fire right now just thinkin about the smell of baby powder
can i dump one in ya?
obviously yes
***** get the hell out of here denton
Bet that's not even his real name
@@Slic3R1 jesus christ denton
that little kid is sam hyde as a child.
sam has this big lebowski look going on, i dig it
No he doesn't
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
no but u smell like a blow pop
The Hyde Abides.
Sam reminds of a more talkative Driver (Ryan Gosling) here. Something about the sunglasses and accent.
"Drive" is just a remake of The Driver (1978), which is remake of countless European heist movies.
Was looking for this haha
@@youtubeaccount2736 thanks for that one film grad
Drive is cucked af. You don't use the red pill to fulfill a blue pill fantasy.
@@youtubeaccount2736 acshually it's based on a book
Love how he just breaks character at 3:17
The best.
Gotta say these father figure videos are genius, very accurate.
8 years later and I still watch this skit regularly
how sam says shes pure trash man and returns to his actual voice proof in objective comic sensibility you can study the details of mde for years
This feels like it could be an actual show. Sam has no right to be this good of an actor.
It was, it was called MDE (Million Dollar Extreme), it was on Adult Swim. I forgot why they cancled the show, but yeah he used to have a show. I think you may be able to find a few episodes online. 😎👍
@@Sidnfjdkdndfbd er, the show was called World Peace.
@Drew Scrivers Million Dollar Extreme was the name of Sam's RUclips channel/content brand. The show was called World Peace (presented by MDE)
@Drew Scrivers because there are dozens of titles out there which have "x presents y" in the title card but omit the presenting party in the official title, like (Jackass presents) Bad Grandpa. also I have autism
Sam is genuinely a fantastic actor!
This is Adult Swim level shit
Good thing MDE is getting a show on Adult Swim.
He's getting prepped, Cartoon Network found their new darling baby, and it's the most dangerous terrorist known to man, Samuel Hyde.
do we have an official body count of Sam al-Haid?
really? This skit actually had coherent dialogue and no jumpcuts.
F
why do i get the feeling that literally all of sam's lines were improvised
A blowpop
"the problem with that is it makes you smell like a blow pop" -I fucking lost it harder than Sam did
this is genius. resented this in 2014, i see the humor in it now.
3:44 the kid broke character and started laughing I would not be able to keep a straight face around Sam
my dad acts kinda like this, he's not even divorced. whenever he gets into a conversation with anybody whose not his kids, he brings up tinder statistics and dating dynamics, as if he hasn't been married for 18 years at this point.
BYE. BYE BYEEEE!
Were you trying to make Sam look and sound like Ryan Gosling. Cause I mean shit, he sounds so much like Ryan Gosling.
3:24 didn't realize sam coined this phrase. influential at the highest level
This is unironically good advice.
BAIBAAAI
Opener: " I uh, don't want you hanging around your mother anymore"
Where did you learn the crab hands acting technique
Coffin skip
Bubsy is not dead Kromnite
@@LeeumCC ART in the applebees and dat, you know how it is
sam always has the most interesting eyeglasses
Best skit by far
What kind of sunglasses are those that Sam is wearing?
BluBlockers
Alt right incel glasses
@@poraomaneiro I lost it
@@poraomaneiro "funny"
@@Nikotheleepic im joking bro, im alt right too
you can feel the Vincent Gallo's vibe here
Sams head is growing exponentially by the day
one of the best videos on youtube
I can't help but feel that the brick on the park bench on the open is pretext for some kind of obscene rage violence then disposal.
** piece of pine or other wood... nit as heavy though possibly as effective.
$120 for the full hour is a pretty good deal
You still on the game
60 for an hour, 120 for the full hour
This guy's a boxer with a ko under his belt now. ☘
God damn sam needs to make a movie all his short films are killer
I am in desperate need of those shades and that shirt
i put these on when i smoke weed(sorry sam). It's very soothing.
why sorry
Sega Tortoise Sam's a conservative. He doesn't believe in indulging in the devil's lettuce
I don't think Sam cares. His buddy Nick does it
Nick gets a pass because he still puts in work and doesn't let it define him.
All i do is get high, watch Hyde, and eat Cheetos.
fuck you loser
When a sigma dad has a beta son.
1:51 as a russian schmuck, can't agree more
He's telling the truth
The kid crackin up the whole time is my favorite part
This is the final phase of Andrew Tate Hustler's University
Has this guy been apprehended yet?
Michael Knight..Michael Knight, Michael Knight
That background music is very catchy
I agree
I'd feel sorry for this kid for being exposed to Sam, but he probably grew up online, so he's already faced True Evil.
I don't think you have ever seen true evil.
love you x
3:23 ahead of his time lol
that fucking laugh
cracks me up every time
Literally an average conversation with my dad
Baby powder works.
Can't believe this is the same guy and kid as the fatherhood part 2 video and each day I grow some more
This reminds me of my childhood
I'm just now finding all of this after going through all the mde videos. What was "the channel that got taken down"?
+linglingjr Sam's channel got taken down but it got republished after fans went crazy
+linglingjr one day they got a call from John RUclips. All he said was ''Look just forget about it okay?''
+StrawberryDonutKing very funhaus. i like it.
Ahh the good old divorce dad talking takes me back
The Father I wish I had.
ryan gosling
Sam Hyde always puts on a great performance!
I love to revisit the times when Sam Hyde looked like the guy from kickass
I love going to bars and doing the 'baby powder' routine to women.
World Peace , directed by Martin Soccere
come back to us thankscomputer :(
Fucking amazing work as always guys. Song?
It's the sound of stoned fairies chilling at a pond at night during a full moon.
This is literally how my dad talks every time I see him skgjsjfjsjfks minus the accent, of course
I am here in 2021.... The facts are described 🔥
Sam Hyde is a good actor.
Exactly how my dad is, except black
knew more than a few of those guys because of my mother
too accurate lmao
I miss skits like this lol
Hes channeling ryan gosling here
I miss this channel
“She wants money dude”
My life has taken a turn for the better since I discovered Sam
He sounds like ryan gosling's character from the big short
Sam is essentially suggesting a freudian reverse-oedipus complex
I thought the “tap into her senses” was a coke joke
time to play this game again:
FATHER FIGURE - Gmod Stop It SLENDER (Multiplayer) w/Nova, Kevin & Immortal Ep.6
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Masterpiece/10
thanks thankscomputer
2:53 is genius hahahahahahaha totally makes u think hes talking about drugs when sam hyde taps his nose
ryan goslings best role
Legit a good dad
f in the chat
Wish someone would’ve told me this growing up
Thanks dad
He is explaining every woman on twitch
Dude i actually want to try out the baby powder one😂
This is only funny because we all know that even though hes using tons of hyperbole, with today's hyper sexualized culture, a lot of the things he is saying are true. It's funny because its true.
He is so right though
Baby powder. LOL
I'm naming my son Locke.
this is amazing advice
You boys must rlly be into Buffalo '66 ;]
my favorite movie actually no bulsh